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Highest Stakes, The (2026)

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Highest Stakes, The (2026)

Post by bunniefuu »

[thunder rumbling]

[gasps]

Celeste.

Sweetie, wake up. Come on.

Come on, sweetie.

Stay quiet. Okay?

Mom, what's the matter?

I want you to stay in here.

Be very quiet, sweetie. Okay?

[object shatters]

Do not come out no matter what.

[thunder continues rumbling]

[gasps]

[beeping]

What the hell?

No freaking signal.

[gasping, shouting]

[hammer clicking]

[whimpering, groans]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[exclaims]

[screams]

[body thuds]

[groaning]

Don't worry.

He's going to get

what he deserves.

Trust me.

[thunder rumbling]

[grunting, choking]

Bet you wish you looked

like me and could

pull the trigger yourself.

Come on.

Mom?

Mom?

Mom, wake up.

Mom, wake up.

Mom.

I'm sorry

I couldn't save Mom.

Wake up.

[exhales]

[thunder continues

rumbling]

[chattering]

[horns honking]

[chattering continues]

[thunder rumbling]

[clerk]

He's so slow.

I heard you

the first time.

Hey. Tom Cartright.

I'm here for

the Flamme O' Frites game.

Ah, yes. Mr. Cartright,

we've been expecting you.

Congratulations.

You know,

we bought 50 bags

of those potato chips,

called the number on the bag

and got the same

stupid message.

"You are not

a winner this time,

but keep playing."

I only bought one bag.

Just got lucky, I guess.

Sure sounds like it.

We have you

in suite 1316,

Congressman.

Perfect.

Hey, how late

is the pool open?

It's 24 hours, sir.

That's wonderful.

Hundred laps a day

keeps the doctor away.

I'm seeing double.

Billy Gray.

Contest winner.

Checking in.

And your best room,

yeah, chief?

Of course, Mr. Gray.

Nothing but the best

for you.

[laughing]

[woman] Celeste,

do you have my purse?

Yeah, I have it.

How do you think the rich

get richer, sweetie?

We gotta invest

and start young.

I trust you on this.

Cheers.

[chuckles]

Are we having fun?

We've upgraded you

to suite 1323, Mr. Gray.

Great.

Elevator this way?

Correct, Mr. Gray.

Welcome, Dr. Stevens.

Thank you.

Hey, quick question

if you don't mind.

I have had

a dull pain in my right side

for, like, two weeks.

Any thoughts

of what that could be?

Well, off the top of my head,

as long as it's not

a stabbing or a burning pain,

it's probably a pulled muscle,

so try a heating patch.

No, no, thank you.

You must be excited about

the game though, Doctor.

I mean,

an unreal grand prize

of $20 million.

I mean, I have to admit

I've made money in my life,

but this is

a whole different level.

I bet you would love that.

Yeah. [chuckles]

I said, no, thank you.

What part of "no, thank you"

do you not understand?

Dante.

I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Yeah.

We'll be

rooting for you,

Dr. Stevens.

We have you

in suite 1303.

1303. Thank you.

Elevator is this way?

Straight down

to your right.

Hey.

Good evening,

Detective Quinn,

and welcome to

the Le Deux Sirenes.

It's good to be here

and happy for the damn break.

May we ask

what kind of detective

you are?

Robbery-Homicide.

Sounds exciting.

It has its moments.

Suite 1312.

And good luck,

Detective.

Thank you.

Hi.

Miss Deveraux,

welcome.

And we have you

in suite 1309,

Miss Deveraux.

Mmm! Lucky number 13.

I like it.

Well, we're secretly

hoping you win.

So am I.

And it's not a secret.

And God knows

you deserve it.

There's a welcome reception

starting in five minutes

in the lobby bar.

Twins. Fun.

Thank you, boys.

[clears throat]

[chuckles]

[kisses]

[exhales] I love my job.

[Billy]

I am a financial planner.

What I love

is to see people get rich.

Says a lot about a man,

don't you think?

I take great pride in it. I do.

[chuckles]

Thank you.

Fabulous.

That guy is everywhere.

Anyway, what I love to do

is find the right investment

vehicle for nice folks

and watch their portfolio

grow and grow.

It's very satisfying.

Basically,

I make dreams come true.

Really? Me too.

Is that right?

What do you do, Aurora?

I'm a high-end escort,

Billy.

You sell for a living.

I f*ck for one.

Well, if one of us wins

this thing, maybe we can

do some business together.

[laughs]

My services

are very, very expensive.

So are mine.

I heard it all.

That's about right.

Crazy scandal.

Ah!

There they are.

The other two

lucky warriors

joining us in this battle

of winner takes all.

Hey.

Detective Michael Quinn.

This here is Dr...

Uh, Surgeon.

Dr. Scott Stevens.

Excuse me. Surgeon.

And of course

the senator from Alabama.

Congressman Tom Cartright.

And you two are?

Billy Gray,

salesman extraordinaire.

Aurora Deveraux,

escort extraordinaire.

[all chattering]

Welcome one and all.

[chuckles]

Love the suit.

Thank you very much.

Gather around, good people.

I don't bite.

On behalf of Flamme O' Frites

and our newest spicy chip,

the Jalapeo Hell Popper,

which will light up your mouth

like a sweet bolt of lightning,

I want to congratulate you

on buying

the lucky numbered bags

which gave you this chance

to play poker

and walk out of the fabulous

Le Deux Sirenes

with five years' worth

of Hell Poppers

and $20 million.

Uh, great speech,

but, uh, question, Mr...

Oh! [chuckles]

Damn it. Jesus.

I was so worried about

promoting our sponsor

that I forgot

to introduce myself.

Samuel Nicholas,

your host and dealer.

Samuel,

you look familiar.

Have I arrested you before?

[chuckles]

I don't know.

Acting is my first love.

I usually play the guy

that gets k*lled off

in episode two.

And I've done my share

of deodorant

and Ozempic commercials.

I've shilled everything

from hemorrhoid cream

to fruit juices.

You might recognize this.

Seasonal herpes got you down?

Try this new one-pill fixer.

[laughs]

A C-list character actor

is how Variety summed me up.

That's one hell

of a summary.

Well, some of us get to be

Brad Pitt and some of us

host poker tournaments.

You know?

I'm not complaining.

Happy to have a job.

[chuckles]

You were saying, Mr...

Dr. Stevens.

Yes. We're gonna be playing

Texas Hold 'Em poker.

Is that right?

Yes. Very good, Doctor.

Let me go over the rules.

There will be three rounds

followed by one hour

of food service.

Nice spread of Poppers,

I'm sure.

Ooh, yes!

Like an exquisite

expl*si*n of pain

inside your taste buds!

I'm sorry, Mr. Gray.

They make me say this sh*t.

You understand.

Too bad we couldn't

bring any guests.

Just wondering.

Our sponsor actually thought

it would be a distraction.

You have the opportunity

to win a prize

that could change your life

in more ways than one.

And it's the game

that's most exciting,

so although it's televised,

there's no live audience

and no guests allowed.

Well, I, for one, wanna wish

each and every one of you

bonne chance.

Thanks.

Whatever that means.

Listen, I gotta run.

I've got a Zoom audition

for Red Bloods.

It's not a great show

and I don't love the star,

but it's a network gig

and I'm so close to

getting my health insurance

through the union.

Gotta go for it.

I have to admit,

I love that show.

Really?

You worry me, Doctor.

[laughs]

Anyhoo, your golden key cards

will give you elevator access

to the Cordova Room,

our exclusive gaming suite.

First game begins promptly

at 8:00 p.m.

Don't be late.

Did you guys know

it was televised?

[sighs]

[phone buzzing]

[buzzing continues]

[buzzing]

[sighs]

Hey.

What?

What are you saying?

My wife is...

[screams]

No, no.

What about my stepdaughter?

Is she okay?

Thank God. Thank God.

I'm tough on crime

'cause I lost my wife

to a violent criminal.

A vote for Tom Cartright

is a vote for justice.

[applause]

Get me some dirt

on any of them.

I need an edge,

something I can slip in

while we're playing.

Maybe spin 'em

off balance.

Call me back.

[police siren wailing]

There's the scumbag.

Let's take him.

Freeze! Chicago PD!

Hold on, as*h*le.

Drop the bag.

All right, open it up.

Open the f*cking bag!

[groaning]

[exhales]

Oh, God.

[monitor beeping]

Oh, God.

You're the best, Billy.

And they are a bunch

of f*cking amateurs.

[Billy]

Hello. Hello.

I'm so glad

you could make it

and I truly hope

you are ready to start

making the big bucks.

The deal we talked about

is still available, but

I can't hold it for long.

I've got clients begging me

to get in on this one.

Oh, Christ, I'm hot.

This is gonna be fun.

[bell dings]

[elevator bell chimes]

[beeps]

[beeps]

[elevator bell chimes]

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

[exhales]

Nice.

[elevator bell dings]

Game on, boys.

Hello, boys.

[chattering]

That's what I think.

[gasps] Oh!

There we go.

Try not to sweat so much.

Bad for camera.

I'm feeling

a little exposed here.

There are so many more

cameras than I thought.

I know we all signed up

for this, but isn't this

all getting a little weird?

I think it's good

to get

a little exposure.

Your breath smells.

Thanks, little guy.

What if we have to

pick our nose or something?

Try not to. Use these.

Welcome to my world.

But, hey,

if you're that nervous,

might be best to drop out.

Yeah, hey, Doc,

you could quit

anytime you want.

Okay, it's not gonna happen.

Okay?

Nice try, boys,

but I'm here

to f*cking win too.

Can I say "f*cking"?

I'm going to.

I f*cking love this.

[theme music playing]

Wow.

[audience applauding]

Whoa.

All right.

That's cool.

[applause continues]

[Dante]

Ladies and gentlemen,

allow me to introduce to you

a man that needs

no introduction.

Originally hailing

from the great North

and now residing

in the deep, hot South,

our host,

Samuel Nicholas!

Welcome to the

Flamme O' Frites Jalapeo

Hell Poppers Poker Challenge!

We are streaming live

on popperspoker.com

where you can follow along

and comment in real time

and root

for your favorite player.

And speaking of the players,

let's meet 'em, shall we?

[audience cheering]

Some of you may already

be familiar with

the three-term congressman

from the great state

of Alabama,

Tom Cartright.

I'm playing for all

my constituents back home.

That's so sweet.

Next is esteemed surgeon

Dr. Scott Stevens,

a confirmed bachelor.

But who wouldn't want to marry

a man who's taken an oath

to do God's work?

You don't want

to have kids?

No. Never.

Hey, drop a comment

in the chat if you'd like

a shot from the good doctor.

Oh, no. Please don't.

Right out of central casting,

we have

Detective Michael Quinn.

A 15-year veteran

of the Chicago, Illinois

Police Department,

he's been named

Detective of the Year

three years in a row.

Four. Four, actually.

Why, if I am ever

brutally assaulted

by some sick psychopath,

I pray it is Michael Quinn

assigned to my case.

Just give me a call.

Oh, I will.

Mesdames et messieurs,

it is my distinct pleasure

to introduce to you

this handsome gentleman,

Mr. Billy Gray,

salesman extraordinaire.

The best financial planner

in these United States.

Couldn't have said it

better myself, Samuel.

So modest, so humble,

and with such great hair.

[audience laughing,

applauding]

And last but not least,

our sole female contestant,

Ms. Aurora Deveraux.

Hi.

An extraordinary woman

whose passion is

to help fellow females

less fortunate than herself

and bring justice to those

who have unjustly escaped.

Who the hell

wrote that?

It's pretty good,

isn't it?

I love it. It's fabulous.

Each contestant will start

with $10,000 in chips

with our winner taking home

the grand prize

of $20 million

in cold, hard cash.

[audience applauding]

Wow.

[Samuel]

Kept on constant refrigeration,

it will be icy

when you place it

in your very large suitcase.

Hey, how about a hand

for our Flamme O' Frites

Flamette Dancers?

Yes.

[Billy]

Bravo, bravo.

[Aurora]

Gorgeous girls.

Thank you, ladies.

You're doing the Lord's work.

Well, let's get things

started, shall we?

Let's play poker!

Eight of diamonds.

Queen of hearts.

Ten of clubs.

I like that action, baby.

I'm in.

[Samuel]

Final bets. Final bets.

I'm in.

[Samuel]

Care to raise, Congressman?

Yes, I'm in.

Two hundred from

the future president.

I like the sound of that.

Match again.

I'll call.

Two hundred

from the angel of Singapore.

I was born in Oak Brook.

Singapore sounds

more exotic.

You shouldn't eat so much.

It makes you look fatter.

Dante, shoo, shoo.

Shoo, shoo, shoo,

shoo, shoo, shoo.

He likes you.

Next round, next round,

next round.

[scoffs] f*ck.

We can curse, right?

We would prefer

if you didn't.

Big thanks to our sponsor,

the Flamme O' Frites

Jalapeno Hell Popper.

These Flamme O' Frites

ain't too shabby.

Call 500,

raise another thousand.

Billy Boy coming in hot.

Let's see what you got.

Full house. Queens over tens.

And the congressman takes it.

[laughs] There we go.

Got full prescription strength

on the doctor.

f*ck.

I think the temperature's

gone up a full ten degrees

in here.

I call and I raise.

If I hadn't already chewed

my nails down to the quick,

I'd be biting them

right now.

I'm all in.

Call.

[sighs] I fold.

Fold.

Sorry, sweetie pie.

That's four nines.

[audience cheering]

Wow, it would appear that

our angel from Casablanca is...

Read 'em and weep, boys.

[Samuel]

A straight flush.

Whoo-hoo!

sh*t. I don't believe it.

How does that happen?

I can barely believe it.

But believe it. [laughs]

Well, Aurora Deveraux

leaves us on a high note

as we conclude

round one.

All the contestants

will be back for round two,

which begins

in exactly one hour.

[elevator bell chimes]

Really thought

you were toast, Aurora.

You and me both.

I was praying for that ten

on the river.

Yeah. What are

the odds of that?

Miraculous.

I could use a drink.

Me too.

Calm my nerves.

Same. How about I meet you boys

in the lobby bar in five?

I could use a stiff one.

Mmm.

[Aurora]

You have really big hands.

Has anyone ever told you that?

I also love that shirt, Billy.

[Billy]

It's not always complicated.

[Quinn] Yeah, my wife

passed about 12 years ago.

Hit and run.

Yeah, one day she's there,

the next she's gone.

I know

just how you feel.

You don't have to answer,

but I was just curious

how you, uh...

Became a prost*tute?

Bad childhood?

Check.

Home invasion robbery.

He k*lled my wife, Anna.

Did they catch the psycho?

Left our house with $300

and a fake Rolex

worth a hundred bucks.

Oh, man.

They ex*cuted him

a couple years ago.

Good.

Yeah.

But then you blossomed

into this stunning teenager.

You saw what that did

to the gullible, horny men.

Check.

Dropped out of high school?

Check.

And then I went to prison.

Oh. The story

grows more complex.

Doesn't it just?

Must feel incredible

when you solve a case,

bring in the bad guy.

Imagine how you felt

when they caught

your wife's k*ller.

To be able to bring that

kind of justice to a family...

that's what keeps me going.

And is your real name

Aurora Deveraux?

What do you think?

I think she's the invention

of a very smart young lady...

who's had a lot of bad luck.

And check.

On a happier note,

seems like you've stayed

the forever bachelor.

If you must know,

I was married in my 20s,

but my wife left me.

Hmm.

For an ugly, obese,

elderly woman.

Ouch.

If you win, I can double

that money for you.

[gasps] Really?

Just between us,

I'm working this crypto deal

out of Michigan

that Elon Musk

wants to be a part of.

It's big. We're talking

50% returns, maybe more.

You're a surgeon, right?

What kind, exactly?

The fake t*ts kind, right?

No.

The saving lives kind.

Of course.

I was kidding, bro.

I was kidding.

Whatever.

[chuckles]

I take the first leap

so my clients know

I've got skin in the game.

That's what separates me

from my competition.

We all win together or...

We all lose together.

Exactly.

And you never lose.

I have an 87% success rate

and the documentation

to back that up.

And have I

been f*cked in the a*s

once or twice?

You bet. But I'm

not ashamed to admit it.

Neither am I.

The only difference is when

I get f*cked in the a*s,

I make money.

[laughs]

Cheers.

What are you kids

talking about?

Getting f*cked

in the a*s, Tommy.

In more ways than one.

Isn't that right, Billy?

[Quinn] I should have sat

at this table.

Wish you had.

I think I'm gonna go ahead

up to my room.

I'm gonna draw a long, hot bath

and, you know...

masturbate.

Just find it really

takes the edge off.

Do you, uh...

Do you need any help?

It's actually the one thing

I like to do alone, Mr. Gray.

Good luck, boys. Gonna need it.

See you in round two.

[chuckling]

[exhales]

[chuckles]

[voice whispers] Quinn.

Quinn.

When in Rome...

[sighs]

Oh, wow.

[chuckles]

[moans]

Oh, f*ck, that's good.

[voice whispers] Quinn.

What have you done?

[sighing]

Oh, Christ.

[moans]

[moaning]

[moaning]

Excuse me, sir.

Sir, can we help you?

You shouldn't

be down here, sir.

Oh, yeah.

I got lost. Just trying to

get back to my room.

What the f*ck

is going on in here?

Yes, there was a gas leak

from the dryers a few days ago.

A gas leak?

A few of the guests

complained of headaches.

Dizziness.

Seeing things.

Yes, best not to be

in this area for now.

I guess I did

smell something.

Ah, we'll have maintenance

come right down

and take a look.

Yes, we should go

back upstairs, sir.

[elevator bell dings]

Tom?

Celeste.

I can't believe it's you.

I saw your picture

on the thing.

Wow.

Oh!

I'm so happy to see you.

What are you doing here?

You won't believe it,

but I'm in a poker tournament.

I won a contest--

Flamme O' Frites

Spicy Jalapeo...

Hell Poppers!

I love those.

They're like an expl*si*n

of exquisite pain

in your mouth.

That's it.

Yeah.

Oh, you look...

You just look wonderful.

I haven't seen you in...

Well, been a long time.

Yeah, I was seven

when you...

I'm so sorry.

After your mother's m*rder,

I was so lost.

I shouldn't have

sent you away.

I thought

it was for the best,

but I didn't know

how to raise a child alone.

Let's not

rehash the past.

I mean, you were my stepfather

and we barely knew each other.

At least we got the b*stard.

Yeah. I didn't wanna

go to the execution.

I just couldn't... I just

couldn't relive that again.

But I read that you went.

Yeah.

I wasn't going to, but...

it was closure for me.

I wanted to see him suffer.

Hey, I got married.

I can see that.

[laughs]

Celeste,

I'm so happy for you.

I'm so glad

we bumped into each other.

What are the odds?

I know.

Yeah. Fate's a funny thing.

Mmm.

Well, my reception's

going late.

So maybe you could come

when the tournament's over?

Yes.

Yeah?

I would love to.

Wow. Okay.

Celeste, your husband

is looking for you.

Well, look, I have to go.

But good luck

with the tournament,

and I'll see you tonight.

Just great seeing you again.

Same here.

Bye.

I'm coming.

[elevator bell dings]

[Celeste]

Somebody get a doctor!

I'm a doctor.

Oh, thank God.

What happened?

He fainted.

Okay. All right.

Support his head.

Okay. Okay.

All right.

Temperature's good.

Nice, strong pulse.

I think he's just gonna need

some cold... water.

[groans]

Doctor, are you okay?

I don't feel so good.

[groans]

You're bleeding.

What?

Oh, my God.

[Celeste gasps]

[groaning continues]

[gasps] Oh, God.

[groaning continues]

[screams]

[screams]

[screaming]

[all screaming]

[alarm buzzing]

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

[sighs]

[buzzing stops]

[theme music playing]

[grunts]

[exhales]

Here we go.

Meine Damen und Herren,

willkommen round deux!

Aurora was nearly eliminated

in the first round,

but she got a straight flush

in the final

heart-stopping turn

to keep her hopes alive.

She's currently

in last place.

[audience groans]

Congressman Cartright

is in the lead,

followed by gritty

Detective Michael Quinn.

Dashing boy Billy's in third

and the good Dr. Stevens

is in fourth.

Our streaming audience

has grown by millions,

so let's get

straight to it, shall we,

and let's play poker.

[audience applauding]

You seem pleased,

Congressman.

I am, Samuel.

My stepdaughter

got married today.

She's staying

right here in this hotel.

Can you believe it?

Incredible.

I can't tell you

how much it meant to me,

reconnecting with her.

Wonderful.

Even if I lose,

which I doubt,

I feel like

I'm a winner already

just coming here.

Yes. Yes. Very good.

Keep sucking.

Comments are coming in

from popperspoker.com,

and our poll

of favorite players

has Aurora in the lead.

"Love your hair," says Jenny

from Los Angeles, California.

And Conrad aka The Creep

from Chicago asks,

"Do you remember me?"

Oh, of course.

Miss you, Connie. Call me.

Let's go on another date.

Joann from Phoenix declares,

"Dr. Stevens wields a scalpel

the way Leatherface

wields a chain saw."

[chuckles]

But Paul

from San Francisco says,

"You're a lifesaver."

[Quinn] In.

Here, have some more

'cause I'm not coming back.

The comments about you,

Detective, are a little

rough around the edges.

Possibly

the "Defund the Police"

crowd.

Nobody likes cops anymore.

See what the world's like

without us.

You are my favorite.

Billy, some rather nasty

comments coming at you from

the good people of Illinois.

What did you do

to that state?

[Samuel]

What a round!

Aurora,

our angel from Zanzibar,

is in the lead with 17,000.

Right behind

is Congressman Cartright

with 15,000.

Detective Quinn and Dr. Stevens

are dead even at 7,000.

And BDE investment broker Billy

is nearly broke,

trailing the pack

at just 4,000.

Folks, keep those

comments coming

and don't forget to vote

for your favorite player

on popperspoker.com.

We'll take an hour break

and then the final round.

The round which determines

who will walk out of here

a winner and who won't

begins at midnight.

[beeps]

Be nice once this is over.

I'm sweating

like a pig in there.

I'm having a blast.

Yeah, because

you're winning.

True.

God, my right side

is k*lling me

for some reason.

Maybe your appendix?

No. It's probably just stress.

I'm gonna go find

my stepdaughter.

There's something

so phony about Samuel.

Creeps me out.

He's just a struggling

bush-league actor.

What about that Dante guy

always touching me?

It's a bit much.

And the girls

dancing in cages?

I like that part.

They're sexy as hell.

Agreed.

Something's off

about this whole thing,

the game.

You should

definitely quit.

You'd like that,

wouldn't you?

[chattering, laughing]

[elevator bell dings]

[chattering continues]

Excuse me.

Oh, congratulations.

That's the guy

who ripped me off.

Yeah.

Hey, Billy.

Billy, right?

I think you got me confused

with someone else.

No, you're Billy Gray.

You remember my wife,

as*h*le?

You remember

what you did to her?

Seems like maybe you've

had a little too much

to drink, pal.

And I don't want any trouble.

[Brian]

You ripped her off.

Face me like a man.

f*ck.

Celeste.

How do I know this girl?

Celeste.

What the f*ck

is her last name?

sh*t.

Okay.

Just think, Billy.

Celeste.

What city is she from?

f*ck.

This is all too weird.

I don't need this sh*t.

I'm out of here.

[door opens]

[door closes]

[elevator bell dings]

Sir.

Excuse me, Mr. Gray.

Mr. Gray,

you can't leave.

[chattering]

[horns honking]

Taxi.

[exhales]

Airport, please.

[exhales]

Sir, why aren't we moving?

[screams]

f*ck.

[sighs]

Okay. Popperspoker.com.

What the f*ck?

Samuel Nicholas.

What the hell?

None of this

makes any sense.

Quinn.

Quinn, open up.

Hey.

Listen to me.

Whoa. You don't look

so good there, Billy boy.

Just listen. I checked

the Internet. There is

nothing about this contest.

No website, no live stream.

There's no Samuel Nicholas.

Nothing.

If you're trying to scare me

into leaving, you're gonna

be very disappointed.

It ain't happening.

This is not

what we think it is.

I just tried to leave.

The hotel? So you quit.

There is nothing to quit.

I'm in the back of a taxi.

I closed my eyes for a second.

Bam. I'm right back here

in my room, like I never left.

There's some very bad sh*t

going on here.

Sounds like maybe

you had a nightmare.

Look for yourself.

All right.

Hmm.

All right.

Hold on, hold on.

See? You see?

See what I mean?

What the f*ck?

You're the cop.

What do we do?

All right. Hold on, hold on.

I don't even know

how to say this,

but I...

I went down to the spa earlier.

I walked into this door

and there was a bunch

of freaks there

watching a couple f*cking.

One of 'em had a shotgun.

They were all wearing masks.

Then suddenly

the place was empty. Just...

What?

And the f*cking twins

from reception

were right there behind me.

They said something

about there being a gas leak,

but I know

what the f*ck I saw.

I know what the f*ck I saw.

Okay.

So what do we do?

There's a police station

four blocks from here.

Go back to your room.

I'm gonna get to

the bottom of this.

[door opens, closes]

Detective Quinn.

Not now. Not now.

Detective Quinn.

What?

What the f*ck?

Where is everyone?

Hello!

Hello!

What the f*ck

is going on here?

[voice whispers] Repent.

Repent.

What the hell?

I'm back where I started.

No.

No, no.

How do I get out of here?

[voice whispers] Repent.

No, no, no, no.

It's impossible.

No! No!

No.

No!

This doesn't make

any f*cking sense!

No!

What the f*ck?

No service. What the...

Hello!

Billy?

[keyboard clicking]

Oh, God.

Uh, try again.

Google the hotel.

Okay.

[Stevens] Holy sh*t.

[Aurora]

Well, for God's sake,

try and send an email.

[computer chimes]

Nothing. Oh, God.

Maybe this is some kind

of prank TV show.

That could send me

through space and time?

I don't think so.

What if it's like

Squid Game?

That was fiction. A movie.

It was a series, lover boy.

Same f*cking thing.

It's really not the same.

I think

we should confront Samuel,

ask him what's going on.

Yeah, let's do it.

Come on.

[elevator bell dings]

There he is.

[Samuel]

Welcome, one and all.

We need to know

what the hell's going on

around here, Samuel.

The game. The contest.

Flamme O' Frites

Jalapeo Hell Poppers.

Cut the bullshit.

What is this place?

[nervous chuckle]

[whispers] Cameras.

[clearing throat]

Not here.

Meet me in the lobby bar

in five minutes.

I went online just like

all of you and everything

about me has been wiped.

Like my life, my name,

my credits...

My IMDb page, it's gone.

I'm trying to put on

a brave face,

but I'm genuinely freaked out.

Is there anyone in charge,

like from the tournament

or the company?

Not here.

I got hired remotely,

and when I showed up yesterday

the room was already set up.

Those women and that

Dante character were already

here, but nobody else.

Have you guys

been smelling gas?

I saw some weird sh*t

coming back from the spa.

The twins were there

and they said something

about there being a gas leak.

So you're both hallucinating

all of this from a gas leak?

That would suggest

carbon monoxide poisoning,

and that's an odorless gas.

I tried to leave

and couldn't.

Respectfully,

I was not hallucinating.

What do you mean

you couldn't leave?

I got into a taxi and...

right back in my room.

You realize

that's impossible.

No, no, no.

Same thing happened to me, man.

I tried to make it

to the police station.

I could only get so far.

I ran into that f*cking

"Repent" poster and then

right back here at the hotel.

Oh, come on.

[Samuel]

I don't understand.

And I'm supposed to sh**t

a national soap commercial

on Friday.

Like, I need that money.

I'm not gonna get stuck here.

Okay, all right.

Look, why don't we all

leave together?

We'll check it out

and then you'll all

feel better.

Yeah, if there's

no host then--

No contestants.

No game. Let's do it.

All right. Yeah.

Okay.

What... Where is everybody?

I told you.

[chattering]

[horns honking]

We're outside.

Just keep walking.

Did you get this far

last time?

Don't stop. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's cross here.

Come on, let's cross here.

[bell jingles]

Jesus, kid.

as*h*le!

[truck horn blaring]

[all screaming]

What the hell?

The f*ck.

What the...

[Aurora]

This is a dream.

This has got to be a dream.

This is a nightmare.

Why did I even take this job?

I'm an actor.

I should be doing

things like movies and plays

and comedy specials.

I was a comedian

for two years

and I was good.

I was Ellen DeGeneres

good.

Maybe this is

some kind of AI

beta test.

You know, like an experiment

and we're the guinea pigs.

I think we're f*cking dead.

I saw my stepdaughter.

She was real.

We're not dead.

This isn't some

virtual reality program.

We're alive and we're

gonna get the hell out of here.

How?

We must be here

for a reason, right?

Otherwise, why us?

Maybe they want us

to do something?

Who? Who is "they"?

I don't know.

Look, has anybody done anything

that you regret in your life?

Did you hurt someone?

Have you...

Have you done

any terrible things?

Okay.

If this gets us out of here,

then yes.

I will confess.

I k*lled a man.

Yeah.

At least I think I did.

[moaning]

[Aurora]

Well, technically

I didn't k*ll him.

[all gasp]

Oh!

[moaning continues]

Okay, he put the collar on

and he wanted to be choked.

Choke me.

Like this?

So I gave the man

what he asked for.

[gasping]

Yeah, obviously

I was aware

he couldn't breathe.

His choke chain worked

a little too well.

So then I left him there

asphyxiating.

So yeah, he probably...

died.

In my defense, he did

want to know how one woman

could be so f*cking sexy

and so very nasty

all at the same time.

Now the as*h*le knows.

Doesn't he?

Don't judge me.

Uh, I-I guess it's...

All right,

it's my turn to confess.

[Stevens sighs]

Um...

Well, after my wife

left me...

I was in bad...

really bad shape.

I convinced myself

that if I made enough money,

I could win her back.

I started gambling,

and I always lost.

I was in so much debt.

And I met a guy.

He offered me

20 grand a pop

to harvest kidneys.

[monitor beeping]

People live

with only one kidney

all the time.

I paid off my anesthesiologist

as well as my nurse.

And then I did it.

And take it quickly.

Took a perfectly healthy

kidney

out of a 30-year-old man.

Then I did it again,

and I did it again.

I rationalized that those

kidneys were going to people

who really needed them.

My wife never came back.

But year after year

I took that money.

Scary how easy it was.

I, uh...

didn't m*rder anyone...

choke some client

or harvest people's

organs, but...

I am a grifter.

Confidence man.

I steal people's money.

There was this one guy.

Mr. and Mrs. Kovalenko,

I lost money too.

I've told you over and over

these things happen.

We gave you

our retirement savings.

Our daughter is telling us

to call the police.

What are the police gonna do?

You made an investment

and it went bad.

Don't you think

I'm sick about all of this?

No, I don't.

You're an evil

son of a b*tch

who pissed away

our life savings.

Mr. Kovalenko, if you want to

call the police, call them.

But I'm not

having this conversation.

Understood?

Aleksander!

Yes, we will not have

this conversation again.

Calm down.

You don't need to do this.

[Mrs. Kovalenko]

Oh, my God!

[gasps]

[Mrs. Kovalenko]

No!

I didn't k*ll him.

He shot himself.

I wanted

to be a good cop,

a good detective.

But after my wife died,

I lost my way. I...

I took bribes. I stole.

Put innocent people

in jail.

[exhales]

And I k*lled.

I k*lled.

Open the f*cking bag!

Drop the g*n.

What?

Drop the f*cking g*n!

Sir, I don't...

Come on. Let's go.

[Aurora]

You're up, Congressman.

It's gonna make you

feel so good.

Took a while to figure out

who k*lled my wife Anna.

There was a violent break-in

from the front door.

Anna and my stepdaughter

were upstairs.

My wife Anna

was the rich one

in the family.

Sweetie, wake up. Come on.

Come on, sweetie.

If she divorced me...

I'd be ruined.

The place was ransacked.

Jewelry and my Rolex stolen.

Do not come out no matter what.

Okay? Okay.

[gasps]

We kept a g*n

in the closet.

Although it did her no good.

There were no b*ll*ts in it.

[gasping, shouting]

[hammer clicking]

[whimpering, groans]

I convinced myself...

[screams]

[body thuds]

...I'd be better off

staying with her.

[grunting]

[gasping, choking]

A year later, I ran

for my congressional seat.

I'm tough on crime

'cause I lost my wife

to a violent criminal.

Using her m*rder and her money

as a launching pad.

A vote for Tom Cartright

is a vote for justice.

A homeless man

was convicted 11 years later.

I watched them execute him.

[grunting]

The only thing I really regret

was murdering her

in front of Celeste.

[thunder rumbling]

I planned it for months

and not once did I

even think of turning back.

Everything I took,

Rolex, jewelry,

I left with a homeless man.

I convinced myself

that I hated her.

I wanted a new life.

I left my cell phone

in the hotel

back in Mississippi.

I bought a cell phone jammer,

and I cut the landline.

I hate myself for it.

[Celeste]

Mom?

Mom? Mom.

Mom, wake up.

Please wake up.

Stop staring at me

like that.

[gasps]

[grunts]

[sighs]

[elevator bell dings]

[Billy] I don't know what

to think about all this.

It was insane.

Insane.

You all saw

what I saw, right?

Yeah.

What's happening to us?

Maybe it's part

of the game.

What if we're being watched

just to see how we react?

Like a Truman Show

kind of thing?

Hey, maybe there is a gas leak,

but I saw what you all did.

And that ain't possible.

We don't know

what's possible

or impossible anymore.

Because clearly

this is happening.

To all of us except Samuel.

We saw everyone's sins

except his.

f*ck. Let's get him.

[whirring]

[elevator bell dings]

Where is he?

Where's Samuel?

Where is he?

Where the f*ck is he?

He's changing

for the final act.

It's his most

important moment,

he told me.

Then why don't you tell us

what the f*ck is going on here?

Who, me? Compadre,

I'm just a bit player.

Samuel's the one

with all the good lines

in the script.

I just got cast as the m*dget.

I want f*cking answers,

and I want 'em now.

Whoa, so angry.

You have no idea.

How do we get out

of this hellhole?

Guys, just let him talk.

Christ!

Hellhole? This isn't hell.

A five-star hotel?

No, no, no.

If this was hell, Congressman,

the churches would be empty.

Now he doesn't even

have an accent.

Are we dead?

No. Not that

I could tell, Billy.

I'm going home.

I don't belong here.

With all due respect, Doctor,

you're all here for a reason.

Speak English.

I'm just saying

what I was told to say.

You're not just playing

for money anymore,

you're playing

for your very survival.

And in this final round,

only one of you will survive.

What are you

talking about?

Only one of you will

leave here with a chance

to redeem themselves.

This is insane.

Maybe so.

But I'm just a hired hand.

In case you haven't noticed,

I do f*cking everything

around here.

Bartending, makeup,

cameras, cleaning.

I even have to

hydrate the dancers

so they don't die on my clock.

If this place was unionized,

I'd file a complaint.

What if I don't

want to play anymore?

No one's forcing anyone

to play.

If you don't show up,

it's just a better chance

for the others to win.

If I may, I would suggest

that you all go back

to your rooms,

take a shower,

maybe a little dip

in the hotel pool, use the spa.

Do whatever you need

to prepare yourself for

the final round at midnight.

It's gonna be

the most important game

of your lives.

I can't wait

to see the outcome.

My ba*ls are tingling.

I need to win.

I need to leave

this f*cking place.

You gotta win.

If you don't show up,

it's just a better chance

for the others to win.

Gotta do what you gotta do.

[voice whispers] Quinn.

[door opens]

[voice whispers]

The doctor

is waiting for you.

Don't let me stop you.

No! [groaning]

[choking, gasping]

One down.

[voice whispers]

I'm coming for you.

[knocking]

Aurora!

[knocking continues]

Aurora.

Aurora! Hey!

Stevens is dead.

He committed suicide.

[gasps]

Ah, such a waste.

[grunting]

[groaning, choking]

Oh, you c**t.

[screaming]

[gasping, choking]

[groans]

That's two down.

[voice whispers]

Your turn, Billy Boy.

[knocking]

Billy!

Billy, we got a problem.

What's up?

Okay. Okay.

[groaning]

It's nothing personal, bro.

[tank clangs]

Three down.

[voice whispers]

Senator Cartright.

Hey.

I didn't see you there.

They're dead.

You all right?

They're all dead.

[exclaims]

[grunting, gasping]

[inhales]

[exclaims]

[grunts]

That's four.

They never recovered

any of the bodies...

Samuel.

...is the problem.

So it's less fun

than it sounds.

Samuel.

Oh, if it isn't

good Detective Quinn.

Or should I say

bad Detective Quinn?

It's f*cking hot.

You're early.

All of a sudden you don't

look like that scared,

unemployed actor anymore.

Oh, yeah,

I'm sorry for the theatrics,

but I do as I'm employed to.

Whatever.

I'm done playing your games.

The f*cking m*dget said

if no one else shows, I win.

Um, they prefer

"little people."

And his name is Dante.

Dante.

[Samuel laughs]

But I have to tell you,

you are one of my favorites.

I've never seen anyone

like you. Right?

So vicious. Cruel. Selfish.

Mm-hmm.

Dare I say it, evil.

Very evil.

All right,

they're dead, all right?

I k*lled them all.

I'm the last one.

Those are the rules.

The last one

gets a second chance.

The last one gets to go home.

I want to go home!

I want to go home.

[Samuel] Aw.

[snickers]

Yeah, that's...

that's not

what's gonna happen.

[laughing]

Yeah, Dante,

I guess you did

say that, but...

Mm-hmm.

...I'm afraid you've

misconstrued the meaning.

How can I explain this

in a more visually

exciting way?

Oh, I know.

You can get up now,

Detective Quinn.

[fingers snap]

[screams]

[gasps]

[screaming]

[gasps]

[screaming continues]

[gasps]

[screaming continues]

[gasps]

[screams] f*ck!

[gasping, exhaling]

Hey, look, I wish

I could explain it all,

but this is just the game

and we're gonna have to

play by its rules.

And no one can die here

until the final cards

are dealt.

So it's futile to try.

Um, to be clear,

the others are gonna be

really pissed at you.

They had to experience

your violence the same way

you experienced getting shot.

But don't worry.

They are alive and well

and getting ready

for the final round.

I'm going to f*cking hell,

aren't I?

No. You have

just as much chance

to win as anyone else.

The luck of the cards

will determine your fate.

Isn't that fun?

No. It f*cking sucks.

[elevator bell chimes]

Oh, sh*t.

Hey, guys,

sorry about the whole

k*lling you thing. My bad.

You beat me to death

with the butt

of a fire extinguisher.

Samuel shot me in the chest

five times just to show me

what it felt like.

I get it. Okay?

[Cartright]

Good for him.

You drowned me.

You slit my throat.

You choked me to death.

Yeah.

[clears throat]

Gather 'round, good people.

I don't bite.

When you first said that,

I believed it.

I don't now.

Who are you?

I think

I'm the greatest actor

that ever lived.

Better than Brando.

Hell, maybe even better

than Leo.

You look like the devil.

That's pretty clich.

That's so clich.

What did you guys think

of the collective confessions?

That was really fun, huh?

Could we get on

with it?

Okay, Detective.

Here are the rules

for the final round,

the grand finale.

Each of you was destined

to spend an eternity in hell.

But now one of you

will have the chance

to escape that fate.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no. Let's keep him

out of this, shall we?

I should never

have come here.

Doctor.

Doctor.

Did you really think

you had a choice?

Well, I shouldn't

be here.

I'm no saint, but...

Billy, believe me.

Every one of you is here

because you deserve to be.

That's what I told them.

Now, my sponsor,

who shall remain

nameless,

loves the idea

of salvation,

and so this game was created.

You won't believe it, but we

get to do another one tomorrow.

You should see that group

though.

There are two child molesters

and only one of them

is a priest.

It's gonna be fun.

Is there any questions so far?

So you're saying there's

a chance we can go home.

Leave this place.

Very good, Billy.

So we're gonna play

a whole other round.

Yeah, that does seem

a bit much, doesn't it?

So, how about this?

We'll just play one hand,

and everybody's all in.

One hand to determine

who leaves and who doesn't.

Actually, each of you

will be leaving here.

One going out

and four going down.

Down?

Down.

What about the money?

The $20 million.

[laughs]

I love this guy. Billy.

No.

There's no money.

Mmm.

[blows kiss]

The prize

is now your freedom.

Isn't that worth

more than paper?

Now please, sit.

[scoffs]

[chuckling]

Aw, such sad faces.

Let's turn those frowns

upside down.

You look nervous.

I get it.

I would be too.

Can you just deal

so we can get this over with?

I almost forgot, there is

a very important piece

of business to attend to

before the final hand.

This is...

Well, let's call it

the "Come to Jesus" moment.

[chuckles]

You don't know it,

but there is one person

that connects you all.

And they are the reason

you sit at this very table.

You look confused.

Let me explain.

[thunder rumbling]

[glass shatters]

And once again,

our story begins

with you, Congressman.

Christ, not again.

You know what I did

and why I'm here.

I do know what you did

to your wife Anna.

But it's what you did

to this little girl

that I want to talk about.

Celeste.

Yeah, Celeste. That's right.

Do you realize the horror

you forced this little girl

to witness?

[Samuel]

Children are the true innocents

of the world,

and any evil

committed upon them

is the most heinous of all.

And she never knew it was you

that m*rder*d her mother.

What you did next

began her journey into despair.

I don't want to go away.

I don't like him.

He's your father.

And I-- I can't

take care of you,

at least not right now.

Please don't send me away.

You gotta be brave

for your mama.

Yeah?

And I'm gonna come see you.

I promise you.

I promise.

[Samuel]

How could you?

You simply couldn't

take care of her.

So you sent her back

to her alcoholic birth father,

where she lasted

about a month

before she was taken into

Child Protective Services.

And then she was shuttled,

again and again,

through six different

foster homes.

She bounced around from one

to the next, never feeling

like she belonged anywhere,

simply neglected

or uncared-for by most,

brutalized and molested

by others.

And if that weren't enough,

at age 16 Celeste developed

an acute case of appendicitis.

And that's where

you enter stage left,

Dr. Stevens.

A routine appendectomy

until you stole the kidney

of a healthy

16-year-old girl.

How much did you get

for that?

I... I don't know.

I'm sorry.

[Samuel]

I believe you.

Oh, God.

But your little procedure

left Celeste in constant agony,

and as often happens

pain medications ran out.

She needed

to find relief somewhere.

But there's a cost

to that lifestyle,

and Celeste paid the price.

That's dark.

And you left her susceptible

to all kinds of predators.

Predators like

Detective Michael Quinn.

On her 18th birthday

poor, unfortunate Celeste

was released from

the foster care system

and dumped on the streets.

[chuckles]

Do you remember this part?

This is a good part.

I had nothing to do

with the robbery.

So why'd you try

to run from me? Hmm?

I was scared.

I met this guy once

at a shelter,

but I swear, I never...

I know, I know.

You know?

Well, I'm sure you're innocent.

Probably just

at the wrong place

at the wrong time.

Unfortunately,

you have no way to prove it,

and we found this on you.

I don't care

if you're guilty

or innocent.

To be honest with you,

I just want to get

this case off my desk.

I can easily

just put you in jail...

or...

[Quinn grunting]

[sirens wailing]

Do you remember this part?

Yeah, I remember.

Hey.

Where's Quinn?

He's out of town

for a few weeks.

I'll be working with you.

Choke me.

[grunting]

[groans]

You promised we'd only

have to do this once.

Yeah.

Sorry.

I don't want to do this

anymore.

Really?

Are you sure?

Are you positive?

I'm positive.

[Samuel]

And when she wouldn't

let you r*pe her anymore,

you threw her in jail

anyway.

She spent three years in prison

for a crime she didn't commit.

But our bad detective

just moved on

to the next contestant.

[chuckles]

But all was not lost.

Because

on her 21st birthday,

Celeste was released

and inherited $200,000

from her mother's will

that had been left

in trust.

And that's when

salesman extraordinaire

Billy Boy Gray

got his talons into her.

I know $200,000 sounds

like a lot, Celeste.

But you need to

turn that into 400

and then 600 and so on.

How do you think the rich

get richer?

Is there any chance

I could lose it?

Slim to none.

I've got almost a million

in on this one myself,

but the window

is closing fast

and I need to know tonight

if you want to do this.

If you're not feeling it,

if you're scared, walk away.

Like I said, I got people

chomping at the bit

for this one,

but I'd rather see

someone like you start

making that real money

rather than

these rich assholes.

It seems like

this isn't for you,

and I get it.

It's totally cool.

No harm, no foul.

I wish you nothing

but the best, Celeste.

Wait.

[Samuel]

You really are

a confidence man.

And in just a year

you turned that 200K

into absolute zero.

I'm actually curious,

how many people

did you do that to?

I don't know.

[Samuel]

You don't know? I do.

It was exactly 56 poor souls

who had the misfortune

of meeting you.

Two weeks later,

Celeste Janice Atkinson,

in an attempt to dull the pain

of her once-promising life,

self-medicated...

[sighs] ...as she had

always been taught.

Not realizing this

would be the last time.

Her brief life over at 22,

her pain finally gone.

[sighs]

All the terrible things

that human beings

inflict on one another.

The incremental evils

can be as bad as the big ones.

[projector clicks,

shuts off]

Each of you is responsible

for that death.

A slow-moving m*rder.

An innocent person destroyed

by the people she trusted.

People who should have

cared for her,

but instead did nothing

but take advantage of her.

What about her?

Oh, we'll get to her.

[chuckles]

So here we are.

The final hand.

And everyone is all in.

The winner gets a reprieve

as promised.

And the losers,

well, we know their fate.

So...

let's play poker!

Here we go.

Why don't we

just turn 'em over?

Where's the drama in that?

[Samuel chuckles]

How are we feeling, players?

Bad Boy Billy.

You are a son of a b*tch.

I've been meaning

to tell you that.

Congressman Cartright from

the great state of Alabama.

Let's go, Sam.

Aurora,

the angel from Oak Brook.

Finally got it right.

Thank you.

The always nervous Dr. Stevens

must have a good hand.

Thank you, thank you,

thank you.

[Samuel chuckles,

clears throat]

Bad cop. Detective Quinn.

f*cking hot in here.

This is nothing.

Let's see that river card,

Sam.

My, my, my.

Has there ever been

a game of poker with

higher stakes than this?

I don't think so.

All right, ladies and germs,

the moment of truth.

I'm gonna point to you

and you turn over

your cards. Ready?

Michael.

I got a full house, Sam.

Queens over jacks.

Yeah!

[laughing]

Yeah!

[Samuel chuckles]

[Samuel]

Impressive.

William.

Tens, baby.

Four of them.

What?

[Samuel]

Oh, boy.

That's bullshit.

Dr. Scott.

Four jacks.

f*ck!

That's bullshit!

What are the odds?

It's 4,164-to-one,

to be precise.

I'm going home.

I'm going home!

Not yet. Not quite yet.

Tom.

Will he be

our future president

or just another lost soul

in hell?

Looks like a possible

presidential run, Samuel.

Straight flush.

What? No.

Come on.

[Cartright laughs]

Aurora.

I don't suppose you could

beat a straight flush.

Royal flush.

What?

This is f*cking rigged.

You wanted her to win.

[shouting, arguing]

You wanted her to win

the whole time.

This is bullshit, man.

I wanna see the deck.

It's a fake deck.

Let me see those cards.

It's f*cking bullshit.

[Samuel]

Gentlemen,

I promised one of you

would be redeemed

and I am a man of my word.

Aurora was like

my guardian angel.

Sweetie, wake up.

Wake up, sweetie.

Come on. Come on, sweetie.

Don't worry.

He's going to get

what he deserves.

Trust me.

[Celeste]

My imaginary friend

who always looked after me.

[thunder rumbling]

Bet you wish you

looked like me and could

pull the trigger yourself.

Mom.

Mom, wake up.

Wake up. Wake up, Mom.

Mom.

Wake up.

I'm sorry

I couldn't save Mom.

[Celeste]

And she was the woman

I always wished I could be.

And now I got the chance

to be her.

And here we are.

Celeste, I'm so sorry.

I know that's meaningless now,

but I wanted to say it before.

Yeah, me too.

I'm sorry

for what I did to you.

And I deserve

whatever's coming to me.

[Stevens]

Yeah.

Celeste, I sinned against you

and I'm gonna pay

for those sins.

I'm sorry

to every single person

I did that to.

Nothing I say

will change anything,

but I regret what I did.

I really do.

Celeste, is there anything

you want to say?

I forgive you.

All of you.

I need to... so badly

to remove this burden

from my soul.

[Samuel, Celeste laughing]

Dante.

Gentlemen, please sit.

Please sit.

Wow.

What a way to end the show.

[laughs]

[exhales]

You boys were absolved

of your sins.

Your apologies were true

and from the heart.

And this beautiful angel

from heaven--

from heaven--

forgave you.

What a beautiful ending.

Reminds me of church.

I now regret strangling

so many cats and priests.

You know,

it is like church.

You go,

you atone for your sins,

you beg God for forgiveness,

and God,

in his benevolent mercy,

forgives.

But alas,

it's not church...

and I'm not God.

[all screaming]

[both laughing]

Wow!

Wasn't that great?

Yeah.

I thought you'd just take them

down in the elevator with you.

Oh, no. I wanted

something cinematic

to be memorable for you.

I mean, it was,

it just...

kind of scared me

a little bit when the lights

went up for a second.

Yeah, I just didn't want you

to see their souls

actually being extracted

from their bodies.

It can be really gruesome.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's very funny though.

[both laughing]

You did it.

Can I walk you home?

Yes. Yes, please.

[elevator bell dings]

[doors slide open]

[both laughing]

It was a pleasure

working with you,

ma'am.

We will certainly

miss you.

Milton, Lomax.

The pleasure was all mine.

Thank you, Dante.

Adios, my beautiful angel.

All right, gentlemen,

let's reset.

I'll see you shortly.

[exhales]

Do you ever get a break?

Oh, no.

No rest for the wicked.

You know, when God offered me

this chance for justice

and redemption,

I thought he was kidding.

I mean,

I almost didn't take it.

Like, he seems to play

these kind of games.

[chuckles]

Well, I'm very glad you did.

It was so fun

getting to play Aurora.

She's my imaginary friend,

and she's just like

this superhero

I always wanted to be.

You played it perfectly.

Are you doing this

again?

Well, we agreed to 500 games,

but I'm having a lot of fun.

I hope we get to do more.

You're so good at it.

Thank you.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah.

Does he like me?

God?

Yeah.

He's very passive-aggressive

and he can be truly insulting,

and I don't like to show it,

but it can hurt my feelings.

No, no,

he really respects you.

Really?

Did he say that?

'Cause you don't

have to say that

to make me feel better.

No, no. I really mean it.

He really sees you

as a true partner.

You know, he said to me

that sometimes

he thinks you do your job

better than he does his.

No.

Yeah.

[chuckles]

Really?

Because I quite like him,

you know.

That's so sweet.

He really likes you, too.

Seriously.

Wonderful.

[both laughing]

Thank you so much!

I just... Oh, I feel like

a weight has been lifted.

I feel lighter than air.

My angel from Oak Brook.

I won't soon forget you.

[chuckles]

I gotta get back downstairs.

Keep the home fires

burning hot, you know.

Hotter than

a Spicy Jalapeo

Hell Popper?

Oh, no.

Not even close, my dear.

[giggles]

[bell dings]

[chimes]