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02x04 - Paradise Lost

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mission to Burnley". Aired: August 10, 2023.*
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Follows the story of Burnley F.C.'s dramatic rebirth under American ownership and with the leadership of their new manager working together with players and staff to turn the club's fortunes around.

02x04 - Paradise Lost

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This programme contains very strong

language from the outset and

throughout.

Huh?

You don't need to f*cking shout.

(REFLECTIVE MUSIC)

(PEOPLE CHATTER)

Lads, let's go, let's go, let's go!

It's been a strange season because

you feel like you played well

and not had the results at times.

COACH: Don't worry, just go.

Keep going!

Me and Lyle have sorted it out.

Yeah, he said what he needed to say,

and we're fine with it.

That's part of football.

Now, Sander.

I think sometimes people

do need to clash,

and people need to see that people

can be angry with results,

and people still wanna fight,

and, yeah, that's it.

Just showing a bit of passion,

innit?

# JOHNNY CASH: Ain't No Grave #

# When I hear that trumpet sound

# I'm gonna rise

right outta the ground

# Ain't no grave

can hold my body down

# Well, look way down the river

# What do you think I see?

# I see a band of angels

# And they're coming after me

# Ain't no grave can hold

my body down #

(PEOPLE CHATTER)

We're here where we are cos our plan

wasn't to be stupid financially,

it was to stay up

with one of the lowest budgets,

on the revenue side,

in the Premier League.

Didn't work, alright? So

MAN: Hasn't worked.

Hasn't worked yet.

It may work.Well,

the way we're going about it

..is a really hard way

to build a good team.

I don't know whether

we were just extremely lucky

in the Championship

and then we came

back up to play with the big boys,

and we went young,

and the results

are we've won three games.

The idea

that we've gotta sell players

to stay in business doesn't work.

Can't assemble a team

because your most valuable players

are gonna be the ones

that bring the money in.

If our aspiration

is to be in the Premier League,

and to be 10 through 17,

I don't think we can do it this way.

We've seen models that work.

We can talk about the Brightons

of the world and others that-

Brighton put a lot of money

into their club.

A lot of money.

I do believe that it can work.

It absolutely can.

Brighton spent

decent money, but I wouldn't put it

in the ballpark

of what we're talking

about as being a lot of money.

But what Burnley had before,

and the reason why they stayed in

the Premier League for so long,

is they had this grinder manager

and grinder athletes

that were just barely keeping us up.

Right? We wanted to come in

and be the group that made the team

better than that,

but what we've done is

and I haven't talked

to any players

so I don't know this,

but my sense of them

is that they think they're here

for a temporary time,

that they're all

either gonna be sold

or replaced.

And if we could sit down with Vince

and say,

"Who are the five guys

that are our nucleus right now,

"that are gonna be with us over the

next five years

"and ensure that we're gonna

be a club to be dealt with?"

I'm not sure he's got five.

He might have two.

I don't know, do you think he's got

five Premier League players

on this squad?

Yes.

More than five?

Five Premier League players now?

Yes.Yes. Yes.

I'm not trying to sound harsh.

What I am saying, though,

is our objective as a

board should be to win,

to try to win,

to do everything

directed toward winning.

But we've had plenty of time to

figure out we don't have the horses.

(CHURCH BELL TOLLS)

PUNDIT: "Burnley lost only

one home game last season.

"They've won only one home game

so far this season.

"Will that change

against Brentford at Turf Moor?"

Come on, you Clarets. Come on.

COMMENTATOR: "Burnley are running

out of time and games

"and appear doomed to a return

to the Championship."

How we doing?

I'm good, and you?

Yeah, I'm good.Yeah?

Are we gonna win?

I hope so.Yeah?What do you think?

Come on, have a little more faith.

Every day, you know, there's less

time and there's more pressure.

I have

we will

continue to put our trust in Vincent

and in making sure that he has all

the support that we can give him.

You don't just change your mind

and roll over because,

you know,

that's what everybody else does.

We don't do that. We go forward.

How we doing?

Welcome, sir.Thank you.

What's up with you?

PLAYER: Chilly, in't it?

Put a coat on.

What is up with you?

It's not cold.

This is our summer. Ya!

There's sun behind the clouds.

This is our summer.

COMMENTATOR: Vincent Kompany makes

just one change from West Ham,

and it's in goal. A Premier League

debut for Aro Muric,

who replaces James Trafford.

Someone like Traffs,

being a 21-year-old,

and in goals, in the Premier League,

is very, very rare.

He didn't quite have the experience

of playing in the Premier League,

but Aro is top.

When the teams were announced over

the Tannoy here that he was playing

ahead of James Trafford, there were

notable cheers around Turf Moor.

Trafford has started every

Premier League match until today.

If something isn't working then you

have to adapt.

Being part of the squad, as well,

is understanding

when you're not playing.

It's a moment that might

be tough for you, but

you've just gotta get on with it.

Come on, lads. Come on now. Come on.

Come on, boys. Let's go.

No fear, boys, no fear.

(CROWD EXCLAIM)

It's Vitinho who's

suddenly popped up.

He's clipped. There's no flag yet,

but there is a potential penalty

check going on, on the VAR front.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

Certainly took a while.

(CROWD CHEER)

Yes!It's a penalty.

Bruun Larsen.

And it's straight into the corner.

Burnley have an early lead,

and they needed that,

in their perilous position,

and Brentford

are a goal down and a man down.

O'Shea. Oh!

That could be heading in Muric's got

there just in time. Here's Toney.

And Muric makes the save on that,

and that is a mighty double

let off for Burnley.

Back up the other end they go.

Odobert. Fofana!

Burnley have a lot to do

in the survival stakes,

but they'll take anything right now.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

Vincent Kompany's Burnley hold on

for the victory.

CROWD: Muric, Muric, Muric!

Muric, Muric!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Yes!

I'm not coming in, OK,

but thank you.

Oh, yes.

We did this last time. We got close

last time. Two games left.

Close again, huh?

Ugh. I'm out outta breath here.

You're gonna make for a

very happy weekend, so thank you.

It's nearly as good as going up when

you stay up as well.

Which is like this.

I think it'd better.

Now go celebrate with them.

Thank you.Of course.

(PLAYERS CHATTER)

(SPEAKS FRENCH)

(LAUGHS)

Yes, boys, listen up. Um

We picked up the three points.

All I'm gonna ask from you now is

that you do what winning teams do.

You f*cking put the music on,

you enjoy.

We've had to f*cking sit in this

dressing room talking

about all these days and all these

things, that we have to go again.

f*ck everything now.

Celebrate, enjoy,

and then there'll be a time where

we have to work again,

and then we go to work

even f*cking harder, boys. OK?

Well done. Congrats, everyone.

"Nottingham Forest have

been docked four points,

"and that means they've replaced

Luton in the relegation zone."

PUNDIT: "Burnley have got four

points from the last two games.

"They are five points off fourth

bottom in the table.

"Is it possible

they might actually survive?"

It's really clear now.

There's nine games left.

I know we have to win.

COMMENTATOR: Mudryk into the penalty

area, and a penalty given.

Assignon has been sent off.

Real frustration.

A red card for Vincent Kompany too.

Cole Palmer, and he's dinked it in.

COMMENTATOR 2: Cullen with a shot.

And Burnley are level.

Josh Cullen's first

Premier League goal.

Palmer. 2-1 Chelsea.

O'Shea goes up.

Right at the end, it's 2-2!

CROWD: # Super Burnley #

Could be a valuable point

for the Clarets.

MAN: Massive.

PUNDIT: "Burnley,

they're doing some positive things,

"but they've just left it too late."

Sean Dyche, he'd be the first

one to say, "We're doing OK here,"

be the first one to say,

"Stop panicking, all."

I want us to make sure that the team

has no f*cking fear

when you start this game.

COMMENTATOR:

In it comes. Bruun Larsen.

A priceless goal for Burnley.

Every goal is at the moment.

Well, Burnley let ANOTHER lead slip.

On the positive side,

still a precious point

as their unbeaten run continues.

This is how you film a documentary.

If we do manage to stay up,

by hook or by crook, then, you know,

I will be very, very drunk.

"Burnley versus Brighton &

Hove Albion in the Premier League.

"Vincent Kompany serves a touchline

ban following his sending off"

Manage to run and finish in front

of your man for the second ball.

Clear? Bellers.

Where's Bellers?

I have a three-year-old girl

who still believe in rainbows

and unicorns.

I honestly believe we're gonna

get out of this situation.

I believe we're gonna stay up,

I really do.

COMMENTATOR:

Chasing here. Oh! A lucky break,

but you take every bit of luck you

can get at this stage in the season.

More for Burnley.

Oh, Muric is in trouble.

Oh, goodness me!

That is the stuff

of goalkeeping nightmares.

Can we at least on our social media

post put something

along the lines of like, "We're

the only ones that scored today,"?

WOMAN: Erm, I'm not sure the fans

would appreciate that.

Er

Anyway, we go again.

PUNDIT:

"Sheffield United against Burnley.

"Burnley, do they have any hope?"

"It's a massive ask, isn't it?

Too many draws."

If you just sometimes change

your shoulders from left to right

so you can see a bit more around,

you make the runs at the right time.

Here's Assignon making progress

here,

and a chance for Foster!

Lyle Foster is back.

# DAUGHTER: Youth #

To Gudmundsson.

Oh,

what an impact from the substitute.

Well, a hugely significant result

for Vincent Kompany and Burnley.

It gives them

a real fighting chance now.

CROWD: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you actually a Burnley lad?

Yeah.Are you and all?

No, I'm from London.

See, I don't believe that.

I think a Burnley team

should be Burnley people.

Then, Burnley would be rubbish

if they had people like him.

(ALL LAUGH)

# Setting fire to our insides

for fun #

COMMENTATOR:

A golden opportunity here.

Three minutes to go.

A penalty to Burnley to potentially

make it 1-1 here at Old Trafford.

Amdouni makes no mistake.

A huge lift for Burnley to come here

and take home a point.

Come May, that might be the moment

that made the difference.

OK, boys, listen up.

Um, the only thing I'm asking you

now is keep going, boys.

So, you go away from this game,

you cannot afford to be disappointed.

You cannot afford for one

second to drop this energy.

As a team, build that energy again.

Treat this game as a f*cking win.

Trust me, it's a tough result.

Treat this game as a win,

and then on Monday,

we know what's left to do.

We go again,

we got Newcastle at Turf Moor.

There's three games.

Two games at home.

You know what can happen boys, right?

We f*cking go all the way. Well done.

Really proud of the performance.

Well done.

(BIRDS TWEET)

(PLAYERS CHATTER)

Ah!

Cheers, son.

Ooh!

f*cking hell.

(LAUGHS)

f*cking hell.

(PLAYERS LAUGHING)

Woah, bruv.

Oy, Jacob, I've got a lot

of time for it, man. Believe, man.

f*cking undertaker, man.

When you finish your career you

want to say to yourself,

"I've done everything I could."

You don't want to have any regrets.

And, um

I really believe that.

(INAUDIBLE SPEECH)

I believe in the team.

I believe in myself and everything

that we're doing here.

But I think, as it

stands at the minute

we're in a really good position,

got a good momentum.

It's just continuously

reminding each other

that there's still a chance,

there's still a chance.

It's not over till it's over.

Things can happen.

Until we've run out of games,

you can't let that belief go.

(SHOUTING AND LAUGHING NEARBY)

The next three games

give us an opportunity to maybe pull

off what would be a little miracle.

That's all we need,

just the one opportunity, that's all.

And we're playing Newcastle on

Saturday. Tough team, big team

..but it doesn't matter. We'll, uh

We'll give it everything.

CROWD: Come on, Burnley!

Come on, Burnley! Come on, Burnley!

Come on, Burnley! Come on, Burnley!

Come on, Burnley!

Burnley host Newcastle this

afternoon in the Premier League.

They're clinging on to their

top-flight status.

This is a massive match for them.

Three games to go.

Win them all, they stay up.

But they've got to be careful here.

Newcastle making progress.

Oh, and Wilson

(CROWD CHEERS)

And Burnley are behind.

To the byline, and it's 2-0.

Disaster for Burnley.

Just can't keep a hold of it

at the moment. This is Gordon.

A third would k*ll it,

and a touch back for Guimaraes. 3-0.

Not even at half-time yet.

Burnley in all sorts of trouble now.

Can't stop Murphy.

Murphy, and Isak scores.

4-0 to Newcastle.

Burnley all at sea.

Puts it in there, O'Shea.

And Burnley on the board.

Nothing more than consolation.

(SPORADIC APPLAUSE)

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

Final whistle goes,

and Burnley well beaten.

David Datro Fofana has just sprinted

straight down the tunnel there.

It's been one of those

days for Burnley.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

What?

We lost against a better team.

It's as simple as that.

I would say, you know,

it's gonna be difficult.

The only thing I'm saying

is we just have to focus

on trying to have a win at Spurs.

It's hard, it's tough,

it's one of the toughest places,

but it's been done before.

So, I know how you feel.

I've been exactly where you

are right now, as well, as a player.

Do what you have to do tonight,

and then go home, clear your head,

and on Monday, we go again.

OK, boys? Let's go.

(PLAYERS CHATTER)

Yeah, I mean, I was

looking at the Championship, um

..final day of the season today,

and it was all that one game,

if this team loses,

then if this team wins,

then that team can get promoted

or that team can stay up. And for us,

we have to look at the Spurs

game as that final day of the season.

COACH: One more.

PUNDIT: "Burnley. Disastrous.""I'm

a bit gutted for Burnley, actually.

"Cos I think they've just left it

too late.

"Kompany is one of those managers,

he did say a couple of weeks ago,

"he really wants this

campaign to go to the wire."

I'm one of those people that doesn't

like to fail at anything.

(LAUGHS)

And I've been very fortunate in life

to fail at very few things,

hopefully.

PUNDIT: "He knows deep down he has

to inspire his players."

PUNDIT 2:

"Burnley could be relegated.

They need to win at Spurs to keep

any hopes of survival alive."

Thinking about last time, having

people in the street yell at you,

having people in the stands

yell at you.Yeah.

It wasn't a pleasant experience.

"He'd love a last-minute drama.

He'll want his players

"to forget what happened last

weekend against Newcastle United."

If it's not working,

you can change it.

PUNDIT: "I think this game is

crucial in terms of mentality."

Are you expecting to have to need

a different style, or?

I think it depends of A lot of it

will depend of how we are.

To describe what I really want is

I want a team that's ferocious.

What will come will come.

It'll be OK.

Tomorrow, we've got a huge game

on our shoulders.

It's like, if we don't win,

our season's over.

PUNDIT: "Burnley need a miracle

at this moment."

"They must win, otherwise Burnley

will be relegated."

"So, tragically,

they don't have the quality,

"in my view,

to stay in the division."

COMMENTATOR:

A whole season boils down

to 90 minutes here in North London.

One minute, boys. One minute.

Calm, innit?

(BELL BLARING)

Boys, I hope that

the moment

you set foot

on this pitch today,

I hope that you will be able,

from the first minute to the last

minute,

to show what you're

really feeling inside.

Cos I know, and I've seen time

and time again,

for everybody in this team,

everybody in this dressing room,

how much you're willing to do

to make this story successful.

Now,

when we start this game and we say,

"Guys,

believe, believe, believe,"

we don't say f*cking "believe"

because it's just good to say.

It's cos it's a f*cking fact of life.

I have told you before,

all of us in this dressing room,

we've needed something f*cking

special along the way

to arrive here where we are today,

in the best league in the world.

That special thing might have been a

goal you scored when you were a kid.

It might have been a tackle you had

when you played your very first game.

It might have been

a moment this season,

but we've all had f*cking special

moments before we got here.

Today, we just need another one.

We need another one together,

in this place here today,

and we go

and f*cking celebrate with our fans.

That's the picture at the end

of the f*cking game.

We go and celebrate with our

fans. I'm asking you only one thing,

guys. Show, from the first minute to

the last minute, who we f*cking are.

Two arms, two legs, just like these

other f*ck on the other side.

No f*cking respect for them, boys.

f*cking aggressive, and we stay us,

boys, OK?

f*cking go. Let's go. Come on!

(PLAYERS SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT)

Come on, boys, let's go!

(CROWD SINGING)

COMMENTATOR:

The permutations are simple.

Burnley must win to keep their slim

survival hopes alive.

COMMENTATOR: Vitinho's header.

Oh, wonderful save.

That's a terrific run here.

An opportunity for Bruun Larsen!

A goal that could mean

everything for Burnley.

Are they beginning to believe now?

CROWD: Come on, Burnley! Come on,

Burnley!

This is Porro on the move.

Allowed to go a long way,

and takes full advantage. 1-1.

Burnley's lead wiped

out within seconds.

CROWD: Go on Burnley! Go on Burnley!

Go on Burnley!

Foster looking dangerous.

Bruun Larsen.

Burnley denied.

Was that their last chance?

van de Ven. Terrific finish.

It's 2-1.

Burnley on the brink.

Has he been clipped there?

(PLAYERS ARGUING)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

Time running out here for Burnley.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

That's it. It's all over

for Burnley, relegated

from the Premier League after just

one season back amongst the elite.

Everything you do in life

is just learning.

Who you are in a tough moment

is who you really are.

For as far as I'm concerned,

from tomorrow onwards,

we're preparing the title

for next season. Head up.

Thank you.

Nice one.

It's the end of a chapter,

not the end of the story.(LAUGHS)

When he comes out he'll be

heading for the coach,

so I'd rather

he spent a couple of minutes with

No, I'll walk with him

towards the coach.OK.

Are you heading

straight back up as well?No.

Work to do now.

Yes, I'm sure. I know.

Hi, Mike.

(SIGHS)

See you.

How are you?

We're walking to the bus.

How are you?

Ah

We're straight on out?

Guys, take care.

We go again.

We now know what both of these

leagues look like,

and we knowwhat to go do.

Yeah.

Of success.

OK. Get to the bus.

Sorry, get to the train, OK?

We'll talk, we'll talk to you later.

(ORGAN MUSIC)

PUNDIT: "Burnley has just

experienced the worst season

"in our 142-year history."

"Vincent Kompany at Burnley believed

"in his system,

but the system hasn't quite worked.

"I've said many times how bad he's

set us up defensively this season."

"He's not admitted any mistakes,

and that's angered a lot of fans."

"Burnley relegated from the

Premier League with just five wins."

"Burnley are back down

to the Championship next season."

Here, why don't you have a seat.

This time,

knowing what has to happen,

and I think the expectations

are much, much higher.

From who?Well, probably from myself

more than anything else.

I think that the team we have

is absolutely amazing,

but I also know from the calls

that we got last time

from some of the players saying,

"I have to go, I can't stay,"

or, "Please don't think

that I'm a Championship player.

"I'm a quality

player in the Premier League,"

so I know those calls are coming.

There's no doubt about it.

Yeah.

Mm.

So, who will be the first one to go?

That's the next question.

Who will be the first one

to actually get taken from us?

I don't know.

PUNDIT: "We have some breaking news.

"Here's talkSPORT's chief football

correspondent,

"Alex Crook to break that news.

Alex?"

"Vincent Kompany,

from relegating Burnley,

"might well be off to manage

one of THE biggest clubs in Europe.

"Bayern are on the verge of agreeing

a deal for him to become manager."

"My understanding is that Bayern

Munich and Burnley in negotiations

"over a potential

compensation package."

We have had interest,

quite surprisingly,

in our manager this week.

Vince has decided that it is

something that he wishes to pursue.

It's not the desire on our part that

any of this separation takes place.

We sat there, Vince

and I chatting about, you know,

like, next season, where we're

going, what's going on.

Tons of reassurance.

"Not going anywhere,

I've never been happier,"

only to wake

up in a whole different world.

PUNDIT: "Now to Burnley, who want

£17 million from Bayern Munich

"for Vincent Kompany.

Bayern don't wanna pay that amount.

"Negotiations are continuing.

"Kompany is waiting

for the green light from Burnley.

"He's not in Munich yet."

Matt, can you hear us?

I know you're on mute right now,

but can you hear us?

"Yes."OK.

"I said,

'I'm unaware what they've offered.

"They were only offering

seven yesterday, and he hit the roof

"and wanted twenty,

'Whether you think nine'

"I said, 'Nine's still not enough.

Nine doesn't cover the costs

"'of Vincent's actions.'

"So, he's like, 'Yeah, no,

but, you know, we need to do this

"'cos they'll walk away.'"

They're not walking away.

"I know they're not walking away.

"I said, 'I don't want it

to be run by lawyers.

"'I want common sense to prevail.'"

"'Yeah, but our lawyers said this.'"

I said, 'Well, you know,

"'I don't

frankly care what your lawyers say.

"'We're not being bent over

and bullied,'

"I said, 'cos we're not.' I said,

'And if you're trying to bully me

"and pester me. I'm reasonable, but

I've also got Alan's back." I said,

"'And I will tell Alan, 'You need to

be asking for a minimum of this.'

"'Now, if Alan decides he wants

more, that's Alan's prerogative."

(SIGHS) I was trying to be nice

with the guys yesterday, in saying,

"Guys, I'll move in on you

because I've got to replace him."

And I did say this to them, I said,

"I've got £200 million sitting on

that pitch that I'm in trouble for.

"And the guy that you just took

picked all those guys.

"So, now what do you want me to do?"

"I'm with you 100%.

"Are you still going for dinner

with him?"Yeah,

him and Karla, although he

hasn't responded. I mean, yes.

Appreciate it. Thank you.

You too. Bye.

How you guys doing?

Yeah, they walked.

Yep.

Then, it just feelsfeels unfair.

He said that's exactly what

they do in every single negotiation.

"WE are, and WE will, and YOU will."

He said, "The only problem is,

they don't know you."

(LAUGHS) "So now they do." He said,

"Just be prepared

for the other call

"that you're gonna get in a little

while." I said, "I know."

I said, "I'm gonna send him

a message and just say,

"'Look, would you prefer

NOT to do dinner night?

"'Because I know this is not

going to be the funn-est for you.'"

Would you prefer to hold

off on dinner tonight?

I realise we can do it another time.

And it may not feel

the greatest at the moment.

Which I do not want it to be.

And I will take no offence.

PUNDIT: "Can you believe this move?

PUNDIT 2

"No, I'm genuinely staggered.

"I wonder whether the Burnley board

were perhaps a little naive here,

"and they believed that nobody else

would come in for our manager

"or our manager wouldn't seek

other opps."

PUNDIT 3: "Bayern Munich and Burnley

in the same sentence is mad enough,

"but the fact that Bayern Munich are

looking at a relegated manager

"Myself and Burnley fans

have backed him to the hills.

"I do feel like our pants

have been pulled down here.

"I genuinely thought that

he would stick around

"and want to get us back up. Just

pure disappointment at the minute."

"They should have pulled

the trigger.

"You were loyal

and you've got your fingers burnt."

(METALLIC CLANGING)

"If reports are correct,

and he says yes after five minutes,

"that is a real

kick in the nether regions."

How close are we?

We're about four off.

What's your lowest? Fifteen?

Yeah.Pounds?

Yeah.

Did you have dinner?

Karla was sick, so we agreed

We talked.

We talked for about an hour

last night.We just want fair value.

Correct.Yeah, go in

for 15 million quid.We'll see.

Let me just ask you a question.

How many of you guys

have had a really,

really bad week ever in your life?

To be fair, there's not a single

one of us in any

..imagination

that would have ever thought

..that little old Burnley

would have their manager

woo the hearts

of the biggest club in the world.

What I have experienced personally

on this journey of getting

to here

..we've never been alone,

not one moment.

When you pray

it will change how

you think and how you act

..and how you experience the life

you live.

That I promise

and that I testify to you

..in the name of Jesus Christ, amen.

AUDIENCE: Amen.Before you do,

I will give them the opportunity

to ask a couple of questions.

Yes?

GIRL: How tall are you?

How tall am I? I'm not tall enough.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

Let's go with 5' 3". How's that?

(LAUGHS) Yes?

WOMAN: Are you hoping to keep

Vincent, or is he going?

Um, I am always hoping that we

would be able to keep Vince.

Here's how I would put it

..and I did say this to him.

Like one of your kids

..you only want the best, but

you don't want them to leave home.

So, you know there will come a time

when they're gonna go off

and either get married

or go and do something.

You just never really expect

when that day is gonna be.

"And let's bring you a

little bit of breaking news.

"Our colleagues at Sky Germany are

reporting that Bayern Munich

"have reached an agreement

with Burnley

"over a compensation figure

for their head coach,

"with Kompany expected

to sign a three-year contract.

"Vincent Kompany will be heading

to one of the biggest jobs

"in world club football."

Interview, Kompany, take one.

(CLAPPERBOARD CLICKS)

OK, rolling.

Gutted. Totally devastated.

It's like grief.

It's like when someone dies.

And that's what's making

this hard for me now

because I was so close

to the manager.

You've had all these things you

said you were gonna do

mapped out ahead of you

..and all of a sudden they're taken

from you, and it hurts. It hurts.

On a personal level,

as his friend,

really, really pleased for him.

And from a Burnley perspective,

to have Burnley and Bayern Munich

in the same sentence

shows that behind the scenes

we're doing some amazing work.

PRESENTER: "Vincent Kompany said,

"'I'm looking forward

to the challenge of FC Bayern.

"It's a great honour to be

able to work for this club.

"Success will follow."

I think Alan has

struggled with Vinny leaving.

I think he knew it'd come one day.

I don't think he expected it

to be as soon as it was.

I think at times he's felt alone

..because

when things aren't going your way

it

becomes a very, very lonely place.

Football, it's hard

but it's life.

There is no decision

to any club in the world

that would have been easy

..because I was fully invested.

I absolutely gave everything.

We've gotta f*cking lift ourselves

up, boys. Be more demanding.

Tell someone to get

the f*ck out of the way.

I worked my socks off.

You own it. I won't say anything.

You own it.

I treated this club

like the most precious,

special, you know

piece of work

that could ever be given to someone.

You've never been alone, never,

not one step you've done this season

you've been alone. We don't lose when

we're together,

so represent us with your f*cking

attitude and your heart.

The highs and the lows and everything

that goes with it, for me,

it's life. It's not football.

It's feelings,

it's sentiments and emotion.

Oh, come on!

Burnley's a special place.

They turn up

you know, every day, with a sense of

positivity, a sense of,

"We're gonna do this for the club,

for the town, for the community."

I'm only grateful, grateful for

the people I got to work with,

grateful for the support I had.

Awesome job.

Alan was true to his word

in everything.

You're OK? You've got Turf Moor

under control?(LAUGHS)

I've got Turf Moor under control.

(LAUGHS)

I felt he made a good

one by appointing me,

so he's just got to make

another good decision.

He's done it before,

so he can do it again.

This has been an amazing,

incredible learning experience,

and I couldn't imagine having

a better teacher.

Am I thrilled? No.

Would I like things to be different?

Yes. Now, let's move on.

(LINE RINGING)

WOMAN: "Hey, good morning."

So,

we need to kick on with this

manager search,

so I'm gonna need to go to a few

places to start meeting people,

and so I'm just wondering

if we can start, like,

looking for flights

and schedules and see what works.

OK?

PUNDIT: "So, Burnley are looking for

a new manager."

PUNDIT 2: "New candidates,

new candidates being interviewed,

"new candidates being spoken to."

Four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten. There's your ten.

"That's ten. That's what we wanted."

I want to be really methodical

about how we think about this.

A dozen or so people do a

presentation that they've submitted

based on their coaching philosophy,

their understanding of our squad.

Why is Burnley Football Club

right for you?

Right now I need to just see who's

gonna make it

to kind of, like, the final round.

Let's tie him off.

MAN: Yeah, so he's a no from me.

Unanimous no?

Unanimous no.

What do we actually want?We need

someone who's gonna get us promoted.

Anyone in there that you guys say,

"Wow,

we really should think about it"?

I have a question for ya.

Out of candidate No.2 and candidate

No.3, who's your preferred?

I think everything else

he said was excellent,

based around real-life experiences,

seems to have learnt

from his mistakes.

I'll come back on that last one,

OK?

I actually think candidate four

will pleasantly surprise us.

We've gone to Alan and went,

"This guy is the best guy

"who's gonna get us

promoted out of this league."

So, I would like us

to make a decision on that

in the next 24 hours, OK, please?

"Perfect. Everything is

ready to go here. Yeah."

Press release, interview,

ready to go and all teed up.

PUNDIT: "It's official. They've

announced the Burnley head coach."

PUNDIT 2: "Finally have a manager

in place.

"All the speculation can stop."

Morning.

Morning, Alan.

How you doing?

How are we? Very good.

Welcome.Good to see you.

Nice to see you.Thank you.

Good to have you here.

I'm pleased to be here, finally.

(LAUGHS)Finally.

Welcome to a lovely Burnley summer.

(LAUGHS)

PRESENTER: "Breaking news now, and

Burnley have appointed Scott Parker

"as their head coach. We understand

he signed a three-year contract"

So, how you been?

Good, good.

A lot better now. Makes the rest of

my summer a little easier.

Now we've just got to deal

with the transfer window.(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

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