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01x06 - Scotland By Land, Air, and Sea

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham". Aired: February 14, 2021.*
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Sam Heughan and Graham McTavish take viewers on a road-trip, discovering the rich and complex heritage of their native Scotland.

01x06 - Scotland By Land, Air, and Sea

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[epic music]



[Graham]

Well, I think we've picked

a really great spot to start.

-Yeah.

-[Sam] It's a beautiful day.

-And I-I reckon

-Oh, yes.

we're gonna cycle

up to the very top there.

-[Graham] No problem.

-[Sam] Easy.

No problem.

I've cycled all over Scotland.

I'm ready.

These bikes are gonna

do it for us.

Beautiful day.

What can go wrong?

I'll leave you for dust.

[grunts]

-Race you.

-[grunting] b*stard.

b*stard!

Ah! Ha ha!

I'm after you, Heughan.

-I'm after you.

-[Sam] See you at the top!

[Graham]

Yes, I'm coming!



[grunts]



[both breathing heavily]

We're nearly at the top.

It's all right.

Listen, I think we just picked

the wrong gear

-[spits]

-for that-that turn, and

I mean, we were so close, mate.

We were so close.

-Aye, I know.

-Come on, mate. Come on.

-It's all right.

-Ah, just got to leave it here.

-[grunts]

-Oh, God.

It's just, I-I don't think

I can go any further.

I think it's the wrong hill.

Oh, p--oh, what?

[exhales deeply]

[Sam] I think we were supposed

to be on that one.

[upbeat fiddle music]

[Graham] Sam!

[bicycle bell rings]

[man singing in language]

[traditional Scottish music]



[Graham]

Here we are,

in the natural beauty

of Scotland.

[Sam] Everywhere you go in

Scotland, round every corner,

I think, you know, you-you

just can't help

but be struck

by the-the beauty here.

And I think

we're gonna explore

some really cool places.

-We're climbing up a rock.

-Mm-hmm.

We're going up in the air.

And I think we're gonna be

on the sea.

We are.

I mean, we're literally

seeing it by sea,

by land, and by air.

[Graham] I mean, look how still

the water is.

It's like glass.

[Sam] With the mountains

in the background there.

Every corner, every turn,

you see something new,

something that takes

your breath away.

[Graham] There is no shortage

of natural beauty of Scotland.

[Sam]

I know everyone knows and--

or has heard about

the Highlands of Scotland.

But there's--you know,

there is a great deal more

to it than-than that.

I mean, we have the Islands,

which are--

-have their own identity.

-[Graham] Absolutely.

And we're making sure that

we're going to visit them.

Gonna go see some of them.

Clans that-that ruled over

the--uh, the-the water

and the Highlands

and the Islands,

they were so powerful because

that was the way to get around.

-It was a

-Yep.

actually a really quick way

to get around Scotland

-Yeah, yeah, it was.

-was to go by boat.

Yeah, the logical way to get

around, absolutely.



[Graham] But since our trusty

camper van can't swim,

we'll be taking her out

on a ferry across the Minch.

It's the channel

between the mainland

and the Western Isles.

-Ah, the romantic car park.

-[Sam] Ah

Look. Lovely.

[foghorn blows]

[birds squawking]

[Sam]

Look at these midges.

[spits]

Ah.

They're dive-bombing me.

[both chuckle]

-Oh, yes, that'll work.

-Bwah!

-Yeah, yeah, fist, fist.

-f*ck you.

[Graham] Fist the midge.

That's it.

That's it.

There's one on your ba*ls!

[both laugh]

[upbeat music]

[foghorn blows]

[Sam]

One of my favorite things

about traveling around

Scotland is going on a ferry.

[Graham] Yeah, you love

ferries, don't you?

-Why do you love them so much?

-[Sam] I love it--I do, I do.

I don't know;

there's something magical,

really romantic

about getting on a ferry

and going to one

of these islands and--

[Graham]

Where are we going?

[Sam] Well, we're crossing

from the mainland

over to Lewis

across the Minch.

[Graham]

Oh, yes, good.

[Sam]

And, actually, interestingly,

there's-there's so many stories

about the creation of Scotland.

I mean, you look out at, like,

the mountains

and-and the sea in between,

and all these little islands

are dotted about.

And these stories

are-are shared

not only

in sort of Scottish culture,

but in-in Irish,

and even Norse.

-Mm-hmm.

-And there's one--

a great one

about the-the old hag

that created Scotland.

It's not a very nice name

for her, is it?

-What?

-Yeah, an old hag.

She was called the what?

The cailleach?

-Cailleach in Gaelic.

-The cailleach.

Cailleach, yeah.

She's this--

I don't know why they decided

to call her a hag.

-Seems a bit mean.

-Seems rather unfair.

But she apparently

would travel

across Scotland

with her wicker basket.

And she would drop these rocks

out of her basket,

and these became mountains

and islands.

[Graham] So she wasn't

a giantess or anything.

-[Sam] She was a giant.

-[Graham] She was a--

-oh, she was.

-[Sam] A giant hag.

-[Graham] She was a giant hag.

[Sam]

Yeah.

And the old hag,

she-she would apparently

rule over winter,

and then there

would be a-another hag.

[Graham]

A smaller hag or still?

[Sam]

A sort of summery hag,

-and she'd look after summer.

-[Graham] Right.

[Sam] They were a bit harsh

in those days, weren't they,

calling everyone hags?

So these are some

of the smaller stones

that the hag threw

out of her wicker basket,

the ones over there?

-[Sam] I-I imagine.

-[Graham] Okay.

[Sam] I mean, I wouldn't

obsess about it.

So they were different size?

I mean, it wasn't

a literal hag.

No, I'm taking this

very seriously.

So-so she had really,

really large stones

and then, like, little

kind of pebbly ones

that she'd just sort of throw--

-threw out at the end?

-Yeah.

This is the most

extraordinary

-I'm so glad you told me this.

-I wonder who made this up.

Yeah, I mean, there are

a great number of stories,

and you can see why.

It's such a sort of inspiring,

-kind of romantic landscape.

-Oh, no, it

[Sam] One of the most famous

myths or legends of Scotland,

the Loch Ness Monster,

is a kelpie.

-It's not a kelpie, though.

-Well, I believe it is,

because kelpies

are-they're

they're a water horse.

Some--like,

there's a mythical creature.

And the Loch Ness Monster,

I think,

has a lot of different forms.

[upbeat fiddle music]

[Sam] I think we need to go

to Loch Ness

and see if we can find

the monster.

[Graham]

You are the Loch Ness Monster.



[Sam]

Here we are, the Great Glen.

[Graham] Loch Ness.

It's such

an iconic landscape here.

Yeah, and, you know,

it was caused by this glacier

moving and cutting

this huge sort of scar

across the center of Scotland.

-And here it is, Loch Ness.

-Wow.

[Sam] It's this really deep,

really long loch.

What a view.

Do you think we'll see Nessie?

[Graham]

Wouldn't that be amazing?

-[both laugh]

-[Graham] Wow.

I know it's good just to stand,

just quietly,

and take it all in

without being disturbed

by anybody or

[Sam]

It's so peaceful.

[singing indistinctly]

Is that?

Oh, no.

[continues singing]

Gary.

Aye.

[Sam] Ah, well, it looks

like there's something

even more menacing than Nessie

out there:

Outlander's very own

Colum MacKenzie.

Now that I have all three

of you weasels

gathered together,

who would like to explain

Fort William?

[Gary] In you get,

you pair of reprobates.

-[Sam chuckles]

-Let's go.

[mellow music]

[Graham] You know,

we couldn't have picked

a more beautiful setting for

anOutlander family reunion.

-Stroke!

-[Sam] I like that.

-[Graham] Stroke!

-[Sam laughing] Stroke who?

-[laughter]

-[Graham] Stroke.

[Gary] Thanks for bringing me

out here.

-[Sam] Thanks.

-[Gary] Yeah, definitely.

[Sam] We're in the center

of Loch Ness.

-[Gary] Yeah.

-[Sam] It's an incredible loch.

And it's amazing, when you get

out to a spot like this,

you know, or top of a mountain

or in the middle of Loch Ness

with a madman with a rowboat,

you really feel connected

to the land, you know?

And it's amazing

to see this landscape.

[Graham]

This land tells a story

of its people, doesn't it?

Well, that's-that's

a good point, Graham,

because, uh, one of the key

things you understand

is, like

for the Gaels, their

relationship to the land,

wasn't that

they owned the land.

It was like

the land owned them.

They-they lived in the land.

So the whole idea of ownership

is something

altogether different.

-[Graham] Mm, yeah.

-[Gary] So aye.

[Sam] Thank you for bringing us

out this far, Gary.

[Gary]

Should we go?

[Graham] As fast as you can,

that would be really helpful.

-[laughs]

-I'm getting used to this,

ferrying you around.

-[Gary] There you go.

-[Graham] Very good.

-Row, boys.

-[Sam] Row.

See, we capture

that relationship

with the land,

with the water, aye?

[Sam] I hope we get back

in time for dinner.

[upbeat fiddle music]



What words come to mind

when I say

"natural beauty of Scotland"?

Someone that doesn't use

many products.

-Ah. Interesting.

-Yeah.

So if Scotland was a person

[Sam]

Yes.

Scotland would be

very natural.

[Sam]

A little wild.

-[Graham] A little wild.

-[Sam] A little unkempt.

Maybe the hair would be long.

The hair would certainly be

long--in-in a lot of places.

Quite quite, uh,

rugged features.

A passionate expression.

Mm, a little bit wet

around the edges.



I-I was actually visualizing

a a face there.

You embody Scotland.

Rugged featured and coarse.

And wet around the edges.

-Got to drop that.

-[both] Yeah.



Are we ready to rock?

Are you ready?

For we, who are about to rock!

Are you ready?

Ah! Ah!

-[Graham humming rock music]

-Yeah.

-[continues humming]

-Are you ready?

Oh, yeah,

Satan, Satan, Satan ♪

[Sam growling rhythmically]

[both chuckle]

[upbeat music]



[Sam]

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Look, there's a ship.

I mean, there's a boat.

Ah, now, what's the difference

between a ship and a boat?

Oh, I don't know.

What is the difference

between a ship and a boat?

[chuckles]

A ship has a boat on it.

I just told you that.

You didn't tell me on camera.

It doesn't count.

Yeah, all right.

[Graham]

So that's a boat.

[Sam] That

[chuckles] That is a boat.

And we are on a ship.

[Graham]

And we're on our way to

[Sam]

The Isle of Skye.

And there are over 900 islands.

-What?

-Yes.

No.

Gigha, Arran, uh,

Barra, Harris, Lewis,

South and North Uist,

Benbecula.

Are you gonna

just name them all?

-Try and name a few.

-Okay.

See if you can name ones

that I haven't named.

Okay, I'm gonna go

for Skye, Lewis, Harris.

-Named all of those.

-Um, Staffa, Iona, Rona.

-St. Kilda.

-St. Kilda

Dogger.

[Graham]

That's not an island.

-Not even close.

-Eigg.

Aren't these great names?

I used to spend a lot of time

on the Isle of Eigg,

which is incredible.

It has-it has one road

on the Isle of Eigg.

That's it, one road

that goes from-from

I literally learn something

about you every day.

-Yeah.

-"Eigg."

It's not something that would

drag the tourists in, is it?

-No.

-Well, it's Gaelic.

-It's Gaelic.

-For

Egg.

-No.

-There's also Muck.

Again, not a great name.

You've definitely drawn

the short straw

on the island naming

if you live on Muck.

-Yeah.

-You know. "Where do you live?"

-"I live on the Isle of Gigha."

-Ah.

-"What about you?"

-"Oh, the Isle of Muck."

-[laughing]

-Just up the road from

fro-from Earwax.

-From Ear--yes!

-Aye.

-Bodily fluids.

-Aye, beautiful.

Earwax is

a very under-visited island.

I know.

-There's only one inhabitant.

-[laughs]

And he can't hear much.

Look, it's beautiful!

[upbeat fiddle music]



[Graham]

Ah, the Isle of Skye.

You have to take it slowly

going through Scotland

because there are so many

places to stop and enjoy.

It's absolutely beautiful.

I love going through at

sort of the pace of a bicycle.

[Sam]

You're in luck,

'cause we actually

are gonna go cycle.

We're gonna be cycling

on the Quiraing.

[Graham] Why is it called

the Quiraing, by the way?

[Sam]

I don't know.

[Graham]

Why am I even asking you?

-[Sam] Yeah.

-[Graham] You don't know.

It's a wonderful destination.

I'm glad I'm visiting it

with you, Sam.

-[bicycle gears whirring]

-[Sam] Oh, God.

Oh, God, that's cars.

Uh

[sighs]

Wow.

Wow.

That is totally

-[Sam] Huh.

-totally amazing view.

-Look at that.

-[Sam] Worth it, huh?

[Graham] Look at that.

Wow, the Quiraing.

-Mm.

-I'm really glad

you suggested

we come up here, actually.

It's beautiful.

I've always thought

that cycling in Scotland

is like a metaphor for life.

You know, you get your uphills

and your downhills.

-You know, there are--

-[Sam] And the bit in between.

And the bit in between.

[Sam] Over there's

the Old Man of Storr

just behind that outcrop.

[Graham] Ah!

I've climbed that.

Don't say anything

about "old man."

Ah, now, this is

a question for you.

Why is it called

the Old Man of Storr?

-You don't know.

-No.

Ah, I figured.

[Sam] A lot of films

are shot here, actually.

[Graham]

Have they really? Which ones?

-[Sam] Aliens.

-[Graham] Aliens?

[Sam]

Transformers.

Guardian Knights, transform.

Dragon is yours to command.

[both]

And now Men in Kilts.

[Graham] Yeah, there's a lot

of similarity

between Aliens, Transformers,

and Men in Kilts,actually.

-Mm!

-Now, I was hoping

to go somewhere

that we could warm up a bit,

because it's, you know, it's

it's great when you're going up

the hill,

but when you stop,

it's a bit [shivers]

-You feeling a bit chilly?

-Yeah, a wee bit.

I can see

you're a little chilly.

[Graham] Please.

-The n*pples are

-Stop.

I've got just the spot for us.

Somewhere warm?

Warm, um

Think spa.

Think

[Graham]

Oh, we're going to a spa?

Volcanic pools, heaters.

Do they have them here?

No, but somewhere similar.

Come on.

[light music]

[Sam] We are gonna go see

the Fairy Pools at Skye.

[Graham]

I'm looking forward to that.

Wild swimming is important

in Scotland.



-[Graham shivers]

-[Sam] This isn't hot.

No, it's, uh, it's freezing.

It's mountain water

from Scotland.

Ah! Midges!

Ah! Ah!

Wait.

It's gonna be worth it.

Ah! Midges!

[growls]

Come on, my friend.

[upbeat music]

Ah! Ah!

Oh, my God!

F freezing!



Ah! Ah!

-Oh!

-[Graham laughs]

-[both shout]

-Oh, my God!

Ah!

[shivering]

[shouting indistinctly]

Oh, my oh, my



Holy

Oh, my God!

[laughs]

[shivering angrily]

[grunts]

[upbeat music]



[Graham]

Where to next, Dad?

-[Sam chuckles]

-Where shall we go?

[Sam]

We shall be taking a seaplane.

Oh, yeah.

-Great. I love those.

-[Sam] Yes.

-Have you ever been in one?

-[Sam] I-I have.

I've been in

this very seaplane, actually.

Ah, and we'll be going

across Loch Lomond

and seeing Ben Lomond.

Another part of Scotland

is the mountains, you know?

[Graham]

You love climbing them.

[Sam]

I love climbing them.

Ben Lomond was one of the first Munros that I climbed.

-Really?

-[Sam] Unsuccessfully.

-Unsuccessfully?

-[Sam] Yes.

-I fell down half of it.

-[laughs]



[dramatic music]



[pilot]

Oh, guys, nearly ready to go.

Slightly different feel to it,

the takeoff.

But we've got a little bit

of wave action.

So it's a bit like running

over a cobbled street,

you know, like Edinburgh

or someplace, you know.

We're approaching warp speed.

The takeoff's gonna be

a little jittery.

-[Sam] Oh, yes.

-[imitates plane shaking]

It's shaking. Oh.

It would be

really quite difficult

to pour a glass of whisky

right now, wouldn't it?

[Graham]

Hold on to your kilts.

[bright music]



Where are we going now?

We are going to fly

by Ben Lomond

-[Graham] Ah.

-which is a Munro.

-Ah.

-Yes.

Munros are mountains

that are all over 3,000 feet,

and there's about--

just under 300 of them.

There's 280-something of them.

H-how many have you climbed?

How many have I climbed?

I think I've climbed about

-25, 27, I think.

-That's pretty good.

[Sam] I've been--

also been up Ben Lomond.

[Graham]

Oh, you have climbed it?

[Sam] I have; I climbed it

in wintry conditions.

You literally can't see

anything.

You just have to be

very careful

because there are sheer drops,

especially on

on Ben Lomond.

-It is

-Wow.

on one side of it,

quite steep.

[upbeat music]

You are clear to land.

That is, uh,

Men in Kilt Airways.

[grunts]

That'll be the landing.

[Sam]

We made it.

Ah, yes.



[Graham] So I'm just gonna try

and imagine

I've never been

to Scotland before.

Yes, you've arrived,

and I've picked you up

in this beautifully decorated

camper van

that smells like the inside

of a whisky barrel.

[in American Southern accent]

I'm gonna say that, uh,

I'm from from the Deep South

of America.

Oh, that's an American accent.

Right, okay.

And I've arrived here

in-in Scote-land,

and, uh, we're driving

to wherever you're taking me.

Aye, that's right.

'Scuse-'scuh-'scuse-'scuse--

excuse me.

Just, uh, just wait.

Uh, is that English

you're talking there?

Aye, that's right, that it is.

It's a little bit of English.

[in American accent] Nah,

you're sounding real weird.

Is this normal,

by the way, the rain?

It was sunshine

about ten feet back.

[Sam] Aye, there are

four seasons in every day.

Four seasons in every day.

[Graham] And now I'm in some

kind of a monsoon.



[Graham speaking normally]

And now we segue very artfully

to mime work.

-[Sam] Ooh. Oh, I like it.

-Um, abseiling.

Actually, I was pulling

myself up.

-That's not abseiling.

-Oh, you did

Did you study mime?

Like that.

I would do some right now,

but I am driving.

How do you feel

about abseiling?

[Graham]

Just to be clear,

you're talking about me going

backwards off the side of a

cliff,

attached to tiny ropes?

You do remember that I'm

terrified of heights, don't

you Sam?

It was the whole premise

of the show, it was.

[Graham]

Yes, yes.

Yeah, it was gonna be named,

you know,

Ways of Winding up Graham.

I think, "Oh, yes, death

is just around the corner,

quite literally."

[epic music]



[wind howling]

[dramatic music]



[Sam]

Fantastic location.

[Graham]

It is a beautiful location,

beautiful, beautiful heather.

I-listen,

I just need to tell you,

I mean,

this whole abseiling thing

-Yeah.

-Um

I am genuinely quite, uh,

nervous about this.

You scared of heights?

-[Graham] Yeah, you know I am.

-[Sam] Yeah.

We're gonna meet this fantastic

person from Skye Adventures.

-We're on

-Does he know what he's doing?

I hope so because this cliff

looks pretty high.

-[Sam] Matt.

-Aye. How's it going?

-[Sam] How you doing?

-[Graham] Matt.

-How're you doing, guys?

-[Graham] What a pleasure, yes.

[Sam]

Where are we?

Uh, so we're on Kilt Rock

right now.

-Kilt Kilt Rock?

-Yes.

And I think it's called that

because it resembles

the pleats of a kilt.

There are a great many places

you can do this all over Skye.

-Am I right?

-Ah, yeah.

So we got lots of sea cliffs.

We got lots of cliffs

in the mountains.

Yeah, have you ever abseiled

in a kilt?

Ah, I haven't.

Um, I think it'd be quite

a painful experience.

[Sam]

Yes. How high up are we?

[Graham]

Good question.

[Matt] So we're about

100 meters above the sea here.

[Sam]

100 meters?

Yes. How you feeling

about that, Graham?

Listen, I just do need

to say

um, I probably haven't

confessed this to you, Matt

that I uh, do have a fear

of heights.

-Okay.

-Yes, I do.

So I'm not joking.

Um, I do have--

it's when people smile when you

say that, you go [chuckles]

-Yes.

-"Right, yeah,

I have a fear of heights."

"Oh, good."

Yeah, well, I'm looking forward

to it because,

man, I did know he's afraid

of heights,

so I thought this is the ideal

way to get over your fear.

Um, I see you have it

all set up for us.

-Let's go for it.

-Yeah.

-Should we get ready?

-Yeah.

[Matt] Okay, um, step

into these harnesses.

[Sam] This is a bit

like you wearing your

Don't saywhatever you were

about to say, don't say it.

[Sam]

It's quite fetching, isn't it?

[Matt] So we just want to pull

that nice and tight

so you definitely don't fall

out of it.

-[Graham] Some kind of

-[Sam] Do I just pull these?

-Ah, no, don't!

-Oh.

-Keep him away from me.

-[Sam] No, I'm just gonna--

Like, keep him away from me.

Keep away from me!

-Keep away.

-Are you trying to stall?

-Oh, stop.

-Are you trying to not do this?

Would you just stop?

Right. What do we need

to know, Matt?

Okay, so abseiling,

so it's just descending

a cliff.

Um, so all you need to do

Just descending a cliff.

one, is to walk backwards.

And the second one is to hold

on to the rope at all times.

Please remember

to hold on to the rope.

I do need you

for the rest of the show.

Will it involve me having to

look at his a*s if I go first?

[Matt chuckles]

No, only if you want to.

-I really don't.

-Shh.

Just concentrate on the rope.

I've seen Outlander,

and I don't need to see

any more of it.

[playful music]

Okay, so um, I'm walking now.

[Matt] Graham, so if you

just, uh, step over there

-[Sam] Any famous last words?

-[Graham] Shut up.

-"Shut up"? Is that gonna be

-Yes.

Is that gonna be

your famous last words?

That's gonna be on my tomb:

"Shut up."

- [Sam] At your funeral

-"Heughan, shut up."

I'll be like, "Oh, well,

the last thing he said to me"--

I'm rewriting my will so that

you will not be allowed

to even attend anything to do

with my funeral.

I'm gonna be, um,

the first person to speak.

I'm gonna do a nice eulogy

for you.

-Just stop talking.

-[Sam] Okay.

You want to come over

this way?

-You okay?

-No, I'm not okay.

-But thanks for asking.

-Be really careful now.

The cliff edge is just there.

[Graham]

I'd really rather

you didn't come anywhere

near me, actually, Sam.

-Careful!

-Aah!

Oh, you gotta be careful, mate.

That's just--

it's really close.

-Wow.

-Okay.

So, uh, we're just gonna attach

you to the rope.

[Sam] Please get

a closeup of this.

[Matt] So I'm just gonna feed

the rope through

near the gusset there.

-[Sam] Matron.

-[Matt chuckles]

-And I'm gonna

-Oh, I think I know

-how to do this, Matt.

-Yeah.

-Don't. No, no, no!

-No, I think I do.

-Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no.

-I do.

-Stop it.

-[Sam] I can get it.

[chuckling]

No, I don't want you to do it.

-Okay.

-I don't want you to do it.

It's a really good knot.

-Trust me.

-No.

I-I don't trust you.

I don't trust you.

Please carry on.

[Sam]

That doesn't look quite right.

Round the bottom there.

[indistinct chatter]

I really hate him.

[Matt]

Come on there, mate.

[Sam]

Oh, it is high, isn't it?

[Graham] Okay, you really

will have to help me, here

-[Matt] Yeah.

-[Graham] 'cause I am--

I am genuinely

a bit frightened.

[Matt]

That's good.

So all we need you to do

is take a couple steps

back towards the, uh,

the precipice.

So just just take me

through it, Matt.

What am I doing?

[Matt] So what were the two

things that you had to do?

Yeah, hold on to the rope

and and walk backwards.

-I know that.

-Okay.

So that's genuinely it.

Hey, I'm very impressed.

You're doing very well.

So don't forget

to keep breathing.

Okay, and you're just gonna walk

backwards now.

-[Sam chuckles]

-[Graham] Yeah.

So we just just concentrate

on moving your feet.

[Sam] Right.

One step at a time, my friend.

This is good.

So just keep moving your feet.

-[Graham gasps]

-All right.

-[Graham] Right.

-Now we're good.

-That's it, buddy.

-[Matt] Okay.

Yeah?

[Matt] So then you're just

gonna keep walking backwards.

[dramatic music]

There you go.

Main aim is to keep

your feet moving.

Keep moving

that foot back as well.

-Yeah. [shuddering]

-[Matt] That's it.

-And you've got it.

-Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

So if you just feed that rope,

the back rope.

[Graham] I can't-I'm not--

I don't know what's happening.

[Matt] Just keep those legs

nice and straight.

Just stand up.

There you go.



[Graham]

Okay. Oh, jeez.

[Matt] Just, yeah,

over this side a wee bit.

[Sam] That's it.

Going over the edge, dude.

-You're doing really well.

-Justplease.

How's the view?

I really need you

to stop talking, Sam.

-I'm serious, okay?

-[Matt] That's great.

[Sam] You're doing

really well, buddy.

Good man.

Well done.

[Graham sniffs]

Oh, God.

-Oh, God.

-[Matt] All right.

Keep your legs nice

and straight.

[Graham]

Oh, God. Jesus Christ.

Ah. Oh.

Jesus.

f*ck.

-Jesus.

-[Sam] Lovely.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh.

[laughing]

I actually feel a bit bad.



[Matt] Great stuff.

[Sam] Good stuff, mate.



[Graham]

So you've Have you got me?

[Matt] Yeah.

Okay, just want to stand up

on the ledge there.

-That was so terrifying.

-[Sam clapping]

That was

so f*cking frightening.

Well done, buddy.

I am--that was

so f*cking frightening.

-[Sam] Nice one. Well done.

-Jesus Christ.

I actually feel really bad.

[Graham]

Holy sh*t.

What the f*ck?

[Sam chuckles]

Come on, bud.

[chuckles]

That's it.

You're doing really well.

Almost there.

Come on.

-[grunts]

-[Matt] Have you got it?

-[Sam] Well done.

-[Matt] Yep.

-You got it?

-[Graham] Yeah.

-[crew cheers and applauds]

-Well done, mate.

Well done.

-[cheers and applause continue]

-[Sam chuckles]

[Graham]

I am

Never again.

[Sam laughing]

That is probably one of

the most frightening things

I've ever done in my life.

I-it looked pretty scary.

-I actually felt quite bad

-[panting] Oh, f*ck.

that uh, we made you do that.

So, uh

Well, we'll go back, then,

shall we?

I'm gonna No, I want to see

you do it now.

-No, we don't have time.

-Oh, shut up.

-[Matt chuckles]

-[Graham exhales deeply]

I'm

I'm a little embarrassed.

I wouldn't be embarrassed.

That was impressive for

-[Matt] That was great.

-[Sam] someone that is

so strong and brave.

No, no, I'm terrified

of doing that stuff.

Yeah, you did really well.

I'm-I'm really impressed.

-Thank you.

-Um

we'll do

the-the bigger one tomorrow.

[chuckles]

Ah, lovely day for a

a descent.

So annoying how chirpy you are.

Look at you.

Look.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, holy

Ah!

Pretty high up.

-[Sam] Wow.

-[Matt] Nice work.

Yeah, it's lovely.

[Matt]

Good.

[Graham] I had a flicker

of fear across your face there.

[Sam] We should've brought

a drink with us, mate.

It actually looks amazing

from here,

-seeing you down there.

-[Sam] Yeah.

It's an-an incredible view.

You can see

right across the coast.

[Graham] Do you know

what I had a view of?

The rock right in front of me.

[laughter]

[Graham]

Well done, Sam.

-[Matt] That's it.

-[Sam] Thank you, mate.

Well done.

Yeah.



-[Sam] Oh, God!

-[Graham] Oh!

[laughing]

Oh, mate, well done.

-Well done yourself. Well done.

-Ah.

[light music]



[Graham]

Wow. I'm, uh

I'm still just coming down

from that

really quite challenging

experience.

You're buzzed, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm just very,

very grateful to be alive.

Yeah.

I'm grateful

y-you're alive as well

-Thanks.

-because to be honest, mate,

you know, it's been amazing

sharing all these experiences

with you.

We've seen a lot of Scotland,

and it really is

-And--and we

-Just remarkable.

We froze in, uh, those pools

That's--we got

While we were

eaten alive by midges.

Yeah, the combined midge, uh,

freezing-cold water, yeah.

But it was very beautiful.

So come to Scotland.

It's beautiful.

-It is. No, it is.

-[chuckles]

-And look, look.

-Yeah.

-[Graham] Look at that.

-[Sam] Mm.

This is a great place

to share a dram.

Oh, you brought--

you brought a flask?

-Yeah.

-Oh, mate.

Well, I only brought one,

'cause I thought

you wouldn't survive,

so I thought I was just gonna

have this on my own, but

cheers to you surviving.

Well, thank you, and I'm

I'm glad I shared it

with you, truly.

Yeah, just leave me some,

will you?

Cheers.

[soft music]



[Sam] Uh, I, too,

have been naked onstage,

and, in fact,

my first job onstage,

I remember o-opening night,

in the front row

were a lot of critics

-Oh.

-and my mum.

Yeah, it's always a bad moment,

isn't it?

[Sam]

Yeah.

She must've been so proud.

[Graham]

I did it onstage.

Um, the director had the idea.

He said, um,

"I was thinking of you being

nude in this scene, Graham.

-How do you feel about that?"

-[Sam] Mm.

And I was so into it

and everything.

My mum and dad, they always

came to see everything.

My mum dragged my dad

to everything.

I'd warned them

that I was gonna be nude.

Yeah.

And after the play,

my dad just looked

at me and went

"There was no need

for that, Graham."

-[Sam chuckles]

-[Graham] "No need for that."

"There's-there's

no need for that.

We'll never talk

about it again."