01x04 - Toscana

[bunniefuu]

What is this?

Balbina, help me. Let me go.

- Maybe.
- What did you do to me?

You will obey your master.

We agreed this would never happen again.

- Let me go.
- Beg.

- Let me go, please.
- Humor me.

Let me go!

You had a f*cking blast.

You're such a crybaby.

That hurts.

Last night was fun,
but no one can know, okay?

It will be our secret.

No one can know. Did you hear me?

I'd love to see Camila's face.

But no one can know.
I don't want to be on her bad side.

It was fantastic.

Just what I needed.

I'll get the message any minute now.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll send it to you.

Misfortune

Are Fede's tips good?

They're probably better than
at the Holiday Inn.

Okay, Julito.

If I were you, I'd get brownie points.

What can you do?

- Car washing, right?
- Yes, whatever you say.

One more thing. I'd like an omelette
with the egg runny.

- Orange juice, no pulp.
- You bring the coffee, please.

Bring it to the largest room,
the owner's room.

You're in the largest room for now,
but don't worry.

You'll get it for takeout,
and I'll tell them to top it

with a f*cking swan,
like at the Holiday Inn.

Good morning.

How is the queen this morning?

Did you sleep well?

I slept by the pool.

I have to say there's a real
cricket problem.

No. No, thank you.

I haven't had coffee in ten years.

I'm glad you came. I need to talk to you.

This isn't going to work.

Are you angry because I didn't sleep here?

- It was to give you space.
- No, no.

You don't have to explain.

You're a child, Michi.

I'm too old to play games.

I'm here...

I'm here because I love you.

I think what you need right now...

I don't think you know what I need.

It was fun while it lasted, but...

I think we have to go back to reality.

I'm not interested in my reality.

I don't think you are either.

Are you sure you want to end things?

Yes.

- Hey.
- Hey.

How are you this morning?

- Good.
- Good?

Bad.

Why?

I haven't slept a wink in two months.

Why?

I don't know why the company hasn't made
an official announcement yet.

What if they regret it?

I bet they regret it
and I'm the only idiot who doesn't know.

You're the only one who doesn't believe
in yourself.

- It's true.
- If they say I'm not capable...

that I don't have enough experience.

It annoys me because I have lots of ideas.

Ideas are just the first step.

The first step of what?

You have to believe in yourself first.

Good morning.

Can I help you with something?

It's been two months
and no announcement was made.

I need you to trust me.

I've been waiting months

to have this conversation with you.

Do you know what wedding cake
I've always wanted?

One of those creamy cakes with ten layers
and bride and groom figures.

If that's what you like, why all of this?

Because I should like this.

- If you like it, do it.
- Really?

Yes, go for it.

Mrs. Leticia wants to see you
in 15 minutes

about Fede's appointment.

Fede's announcement is such a drag, right?

Yes, but we have to make your cousin
believe he has our support.

I don't get why you can't relax.
We don't have to lift a finger.

There's nothing to get.

Just trust me.

Rosita, I'm going to miss you.

Thanks.

Take care, Carlitos.

Okay? See you.

You're still in your pajamas?

Hurry up, it's getting late.

Do you really believe it's for the best?

Darling, don't make a scene, please.

Me?

It's the best day of my life.

Hurry.

Leaving already?

No, I'm just going to buy bread.
Does it bother you?

I thought you'd at least last the weekend.

You're playing the game well,
but it's not enough to improvise.

You need a strategy or a plan
for this type of thing.

Really? What you need to do is be a b*tch.

What about you with that poor woman?
She's hardly buried her husband.

Make no mistake.

- I'm not playing.
- Okay.

You're going to say she broke your heart.

No. It was only broken once.

Years ago.

You got this!

Do you want me to say a few words?

We have lost a great leader.

I think I speak for all of us
as President of the family council.

Fede, occupying your father's position
is a great responsibility.

So...

We are here to fulfill
my brother's last wishes.

I have a question.

- Did you read the will properly?
- Rafa.

- Your jealousy is unbelievable.
- No.

Relax, it's a joke.

It wasn't funny. Please go on, thank you.

My brother expressed his wishes
on several occasions,

which is why we are here fulfilling them.

I'd like to ask you all to vote in favor
of Federico Urquiza Valverde

being elected
President of the Urqui Group.

You're a guest, ma'am.

Only company shareholders can vote.

Congratulations, Fede.

- Thanks, Ine.
- Cousin.

Many congratulations.

The company needed some new blood,
and who better than you for the job?

You're the most talented and capable.

Many congratulations.

You can count on my support as
the Director of Communications, but also

as your family.

Thanks, Cousin.

Cousin.

Thanks, Cousin.

Let's fake democracy. Perfect.

- Congratulations on your success, Fede!
- Okay. Continue.

Fede, you're inheriting a great legacy.

One which has not only sustained
our family for nearly 80 years,

but also the families
of our thousands of employees.

I vote in favor.

I want you to know that I have many plans
for the company.

I've been analyzing the vertical markets
and I...

Fede.

Sign.

Stop, Rafa.

Bravo, Fede!

Bravo!

Everything's ready.

Deliver this...

And bang! It'll be viral.

Come on, Bal.

You spent the whole night
f*cking Camila's boy.

You're getting a massage now,
so I'm your messenger?

No, get your bodyguard to do it.

Do I really have to explain this twice?

There can't be loose ends. Here.

Do it. And let's say this.

Deliver it, and if everything goes well,

let me know and I'll buy you a massage.

One with a happy ending.

Don't give me that look.

I love you.

Where are you going all alone?

My car is in Careyes
and I just can't walk any further.

Can you take me, please?

Get in.

It opens from the inside.

Do you know what a helicopter is?

It's a car for rich people.

- Fede, where are we going?
- Guess.

- No, I don't know.
- Well, guess.

- No. Surprises make me nervous.
- They made me CEO thanks to you.

- Please, stop.
- No, no, no.

- What?
- Are you ready to see your "nonnos"?

- My nonni?
- Yes. Thanks, Miguel.

sh*t.

Ready, miss? You'll have to help me
because I don't understand any Italian.

I'll help you.

Don't take it so personally, okay?

Camila lives in an ivory tower.

You should be used to it, right?

A woman who could be your mother.

I mean, we both know
what your line of work is.

This was different.

Camila is special to me, you know?

Like my sister?

No. That was a mistake.

Please, let's keep this between us.

Don't worry. No, don't worry at all.

You're not the only one with...

Girl troubles.

What you talking about?

I see how you look at me, Julián.

Don't worry. Everything's fine.

Why do you hide it?

I don't hide it.

I just don't say it.

Urquiza and g*y are not compatible.

This isn't the 20th century.

Can I ask you a serious question?

Do fake counts have real palaces?

Fede.

Hey.

Fede, I just realized my passport expired.

You don't need a passport
on a private plane.

Rest, beautiful.

SPANISH - ITALIAN

GOOD MORNING,
COULD YOU HELP ME?

So many memories.

This way.

Thanks, Carlos.

It's perfect.

You lived here with my grandparents?

Yes.

I didn't know you still owned it.

I haven't been here in ages.

Are you sure you want to live here now?

The house is too big.

Without your dad, it doesn't feel
like my home.

So much light.

Light, light, light.

What's this?

What?

Grandma's?

- Mine.
- Really?

Really.

Okay.

Do I have a revolutionary mom?

I didn't really understand
what I read or sang back then.

I was a child.

What happened?

Your dad was a man who always got
what he wanted.

From one day to the next,
I went from being a daughter

to being a wife.

And now that you don't belong to anyone,

why not bring Michi here?

You can f*ck all day
listening to Silvio Rodríguez.

- Rafaela, please.
- Stop, Mom.

Let's set the record straight.

You're happy, right?

So what's the problem?

You don't have to be young
to make a revolution, Mom.

TUSCANY
ITALY

PIAZZA DEI MIRACOLI
(DUOMO - LEANING TOWER)

We're running late.
I can't wait to meet them.

They might have left already.
Italians are very punctual.

They're probably taking a nap.

- Hope they're here.
- I don't know.

- I'm really not sure.
- Yes.

- No, no... Anything can happen.
- Hey.

The whole town's here.
They must be here too.

Come on. Tell me who they are.
Shall I guess?

- No...
- Shall I?

Guessing is for kids.

- Well...
- I'll introduce you.

- Close your eyes.
- Okay.

- And that's not for kids.
- Okay.

- Can I open them yet?
- No.

Can I open my eyes?

- Now?
- I found them.

Hi, Grandpa!

Hi, Grandma!

Hey.

The girl says you're her grandpa.

Who is she?

Me.

Who are you?

Who knows you?

I see, you're with the government.

Do you know where to put your charity?

So?

- Hey...
- No, no...

Shameless girl.

Please, this...

We've been waiting for help

- since the earthquake in 2017.
- Sorry.

- Nothing.
- Sorry, I...

- What's up?
- No, no, no, no.

- No, I knew that...
- What?

That they were going to be angry...

They say that I abandoned them.
And they're right.

They're right. I abandoned them.

The government abandoned them too.

They never rebuilt the church
after the earthquake.

I should have come back.

They don't love me, they...

It's my fault, I didn't come back.

No, no, no. Don't say that.

No, no, no. Please.

Listen, it's not your fault. I'm an idiot.

I insisted on coming here.

No, no...

It's not your fault, Fede.

Sorry I didn't tell you everything.

You're f*cking kidding, man.

I'm lost. I can't find the address.

What? Why not?

People here can't count.

- Thirty doesn't come after seventeen.
- Focus!

Find...

- What?
- Do... have to...

Bal, I can't hear you.

If I don't answer in an hour,
check my location.

Hello. No, thanks. Not now. Thanks.

They're so cute. Can I?

Are they purebred?

Hello.

How are you, my friend?

No. This is emotional blackmail.

Are they free?

Let's get some money.

Thanks a lot.

Raúl.

How are you, man?

- What's up, Julio?
- It's been a while.

- How are you?
- Missed me?

A lot.

- Your usual?
- Yes, my usual.

How is everything around here?

Lots going on or not?

The same as ever, Julio.

And you? Where were you?
You disappeared for a while.

Yes, I lost my focus for a bit.

But I'm back now.

In all my glory.

Go on.

Come here.
Do I have something in my teeth?

- No.
- Look properly, here.

- No? Damn.
- No.

Julio, relax, man.
Even Pelé missed a few shots.

Try again?

Go on.

You're late, dude.

Yes, sorry. GPS problems.

- Look, my mom made these.
- Right.

I don't...

Thanks, but no.

I just told you my mom made them.

No, yes, I heard... I just ate.

- Mom!
- What?

Our visitor doesn't want
to try your jelly.

- What?
- No, yes... I do, ma'am.

Let's see.

Delicious, right?

It's very tasty.

Give me the money, man.

You're four thousand short.

It should all be there.

Give me what's missing or the deal is off.

Where's the nearest ATM?

I have no cash.

Look, if you go outside,
there's a grocery store on the corner.

There you turn right.

Straight ahead until you hit a wall.

You'll see some traffic lights,
turn left there.

There will be a gas station.
Check if their ATM works.

Careful, it sometimes swallows the card.

Can I wire you the money?

- Or send you Bitcoin?
- No, that takes longer.

- Yes.
- Wire it to me, right now.

- And the jelly is 200 pesos.
- What?

- They have a chocolate bunny.
- I don't care.

Send me your account.

as*h*le.

I wanted to talk to you,
but if you don't want to...

Julio, this is the fourth.

Today's not your day. Go to bed already.

No...

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Julio, you have to know when to stop.
Okay?

How much do I owe you?

600 pesos.

Please put it on my tab.

That's hilarious.

Claudia.

Claudia, my love. Claudia.

Claudia, where were you?

It's done.

Sorry?

This.

- Did you upload it?
- Yes, dude.

With the f*cking hashtag,
"We are all Urqui."

You know what?

I'll tell you something personal.

I would have done it for free.

I hope they get f*cked.

I hope they go bankrupt.
f*cking exploiters.

Did you know that Urqui has been
feeding Mexico since 1940?

Do you know where your mom gets the stuff
to make her f*cking jelly?

From the grocery store here.

Nope.

From us.

The jelly tastes like d*ck, man.

Let's go, puppies.

I f*cked up.

I f*cked up badly, as always.

You'll get over it as always, Julio.

But look at me. I'm a mess.

Who are we talking about?

Camila Urquiza.

What? The Untouchable?

She let me touch her.

Oh, no, well... You must be the only one,

because the poor woman
hasn't had an affair in her life.

And not because she didn't deserve it.

What? Why?

I knew her before she married
that b*stard.

Urquiza the ogre, I mean. Imagine.

He cheated on her with half the world,
and she knew about it.

She had all the gold in the world,
but her husband never touched her.

I never thought I'd say this,

but if anyone needs someone like you
in their life, it's Camila Urquiza.

That's what I thought.

So get her back, Julio.

Nobody knows what they need
until they have it.

I don't know if I can.

Can I say something?

What do you want to say, my love?

You didn't lose your touch.

You fell in love.

I always fall in love.

It's... my specialty.

No, but this is different.
Something changed.

I see it in your eyes.

You care about her.

Go look for her.

I don't know where she is.

I know where she lived
before getting married.

Check.

Come on in, Totoro.

Good, right?

I don't know where she lives,
but I know her name.

Camila.

Her name is Camila. Yes. Camila.

Okay, Totoro, you're on.

I don't want a civilized love

With receipts and scenes of a couch

I don't want you to travel to the past

And come back from the market about to cry

I don't want neighbors with their pouts

I don't want to sow or share

It's Michi.

I don't want Valentine's Day

Or Happy Birthday

It's late!

I don't want to carry your luggage

I don't want you to choose my shampoo

Shut up, man!

I don't want to move to another planet

Nor cut my ponytail
or drink to your health!

Shut up you prick!

You shut up, Braulio!

Come, Totoro, come.

I don't want Sunday afternoons

I don't want a swing in the garden

What I want, cowardly heart

Is that you die for me

And to die with you if you k*ll yourself

And k*ll myself with you if you die

Because love kills when it doesn't die

And loves that k*ll never die

Silence, you b*stard!

That's what you get for being an as*h*le!

My knee!

And to die with you if you k*ll yourself

Come up! Finish it here!

What about my money?

DELICIOUS BREAKFAST

You can't call me at this time,
Baby Mouse.

I'm not supposed to have my phone.

Sorry, Dad, I forgot. I'm in Tuscany.

I wanted to tell you that...

I think this will be easier
than I thought.

Federico Urquiza is a spoiled kid that...

Call you later. Bye.

I need to talk to...

- You owe me a big favor.
- Federico, look,

- this is the last phase.
- This one.

We can do it.

If you want to pay me back,
now is the time.

Yes. Yes.

Pietrasanta.

Yes! I swear, thanks.

You're going to the stars and beyond.
Thanks.

- You're a saint.
- No. No, please.

You're a sweetheart.
You're a great one. Unique.

- No.
- Our words aren't enough to thank you.

- And you too, Granddaughter.
- It's a miracle.

- Federico is a saint.
- No, no.

- A saint.
- No.

- Nothing less for my grandparents.
- Well said.

- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- You're welcome.

They are excited because the minister
is coming.

What minister?

- What are you saying, Fede?
- The Italian minister

of Heritage and Culture.

She's coming to give us the permit
to restore the church.

Thanks. Thanks for being here.

And she's going to get a photo
with all the people in the town

for the New York Times.

What? Did you think I was going
to leave your "nonnos" with no church?

No way.

Fede, you did all of this for me?

Well...

For them too.

- No. No, no. Please.
- This is for you.

- No, no.
- It's for you. For you.

- No.
- Yes.

- No...
- It's the least we can do.

No, no. I didn't want to bother you.

- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- It's yours. Take it.

- Wow. It's...
- Thank you so much.

It's very beautiful.

Wow!

It's... it's captivating, isn't it?

Fede.

Nobody has ever done
something like that for me.

If you can do all this in one night,

I can't wait to see what you'll do
with the museum in Mexico.

If people trusted me as much as you do,
I might have done it already.

No! No, no.

No, please.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

What's up, my loves?
Do you want to meet your other mom?

Let's meet your other mom who's very busy.

Hi, Mom, how are you?

- Look at my little face.
- Wait, wait.

What a drag.

Yes.

At the airport at 6 o'clock.

Perfect.

Hey Balbina, come and look at their beds!

- Seriously, Julián?
- Oh no!

They are on your pillow.

- Cousin, why are you here?
- The press is here.

Everyone is talking.
They want to meet the new CEO.

Did they make the official announcement?

No, not at all.

You know how it goes. Someone leaked it...

They want to be the first
to break the news. Relax.

Just smile and be yourself.
They're going to love you just as you are.

- Do I look okay?
- Yes, very handsome.

- Cousin, do I look okay?
- Very handsome.

I know. Put on your sunglasses
so you don't look jet-lagged...

- I'll sort your shiny skin out.
- No, no, wait.

- Are you sure?
- That's life in the spotlight. Relax.

- There you go.
- Do I look okay?

- Great. I'm here.
- Sure?

Words for the press, Mr. Urquiza.

- Mr. Urquiza!
- Mr. Urquiza!

Mr. Urquiza, please, a few words.

Mr. Urquiza!

Thanks. Thanks.
Thank you all so much for being here.

Did you know what was happening in Urqui?

I'm so grateful you're here.

Will you eat Urqui donuts again?

Well, as the new CEO, I'd love to say yes,
but would you believe it?

I'm allergic to gluten.

I like them. I love them.

- Actually, I...
- How long has Urqui

been poisoning Mexican families
with urine?

Dissatisfied Urqui employee
posts video urinating on donuts.

Who is responsible?

Sir, we need an answer.

Is this your father's legacy?

Hold on. Hold on, everyone.

First of all, thank you for being here.

This is not a press conference,
but we will answer your questions soon

in a professional capacity. Thank you.

WHEN YOU DISCOVER
THE SECRET RECIPE

YOU'RE NO KING, YOU'RE
#LORD DONUTS

Fede.

Everything has a solution. Don't worry.

Miguel, take me home.
Take her wherever she wants.

- Yes, Sir.
- Thank you.

No, no, no! What on earth is this?

...hits the spotlight and becomes a meme
after being asked about malpractice...

Michi.

Wow! Covering himself in glory.

- This is the last thing we need.
- Don't worry.

It'll get sorted.
That's why you chose him.

You don't understand. This is critical.
We all live off Urqui!

If someone outside of the family
takes control of the company, we are...

f*cked!

DONUTGATE - URQUI SCANDAL

Look who it is.

The lost sister.

What's it been? Six, seven years?

2,452 days.

I think.