Stop the auto.
Dear, Manisha's here.
I will talk to her and bring her back.
You stay here.
Manisha!
What have they said?
What is there to say? It's the usual.
It won't work out.
Leave it dad.
Let's look for another groom.
What more do you want to see?
People over there are
talking badly about you.
What is my fault in that, Dad?
There are no people left here to
judge what is right or wrong, dear.
No father should face this situation.
What sin did I commit
in my past life, I wonder?
Everyone is waiting. Let's go.
Come with me, dear.
You go, Dad. I will come.
Manisha...
We don't have the patience
to plead with you anymore.
I am not asking you to plead, Dad.
Look at her figure
She's stunning.
If I ever got a chance with her
Oh my God, just look at her!
If we're going to have fun,
it should be with someone like her.
Yeah, man she's stunning.
If she gives the green
signal, I'm next after you.
Let's see, let's see.
I'm not letting her go today.
Hey,
you guys make sure no one interrupts us.
Let's finish the job quietly.
Okay, then.
She's walking straight toward us!
Do you think she heard us?
I'll give you what you asked for.
Will you marry me?
Marriage?
I'm already married, and I've
ended up drinking like this every day
He's the only one in our batch
who isn't married yet.
Hey, will you marry her?
If marriage is what you want,
I'll marry you.
But instead of dowry, would you be willing
to share the bed with the four of us?
Huh?
Will you share?
- Will you share?
Will you?
Hey!
- Are you okay with that?
What are you doing there?
Sir, this girl was attempting suicide.
We managed to save her.
Okay, I'll take care of it. You leave.
Okay sir.
- I told you to leave, man!
Get moving!
We missed a good chance.
- Get lost.
Why do you want to commit suicide?
No, sir, it's not like that.
I'm just upset that
I'm not getting married.
Aren't your family looking for matches?
They are, sir but nothing's working out.
You're beautiful.
You seem well-educated.
Then why isn't anything working out?
Hey... won't you tell me?
Tell me.
Tell me quickly!
Get down.
Get down!
Just leave on foot.
Sir?
I said go!
Sir, are you married?
Divorced too.
Then, do you have any intention
of getting married a second time?
I have the intention to marry,
but I absolutely don't have
the intention to marry you.
In life, any girl has some expectations
about the man she is going to marry.
But you shouldn't have
them even by mistake.
Pray that you find some
eccentric or crazy fellow.
Understood?
Oh, you, Giridhar!
You always get stuck with people like this.
Sir, you're overlapping with the camera,
please move a bit, sir.
Get lost.
Overlap, he says.
Check the sound.
- Sound's okay, sir.
Hello. Welcome to ABC Channel.
Hello!
Greetings to all ABC viewers, good morning,
and a happy Friday.
The smiles and greetings are enough.
This isn't live. It's a personal interview.
In every interview...
Sir, how did you rise to these heights?
How are you so humble?
What is your success secret?
We ask famous people these things.
But since you aren't that famous
I have a small question.
In your long career, among the cases you've
seen, is there any case that surprised you?
Surprised me?
Yes there was one.
Oh!
What is it?
It still surprises me to this day.
His name is Vishnu.
He works as a Junior Lecturer
at Sri Pratibha Junior College.
What? Name and
profession sound very simple?
But, he's quite interesting...
and very entertaining.
Watch.
The auspicious time is approaching
and he's nowhere to be seen.
I wonder if he'll even say yes. I'm
exhausted from searching for a bride for him.
Last week, he rejected a perfectly good match just
because he didn't like the Vaastu of their house!
Where is your son?
It's getting late, and he's still not here!
He'll be here.
For my son to arrive, the small hand of the
clock must be on nine and the big hand on twelve.
But the priest already set the auspicious
time for this meeting, didn't he?
He doesn't follow the priest's timing;
We have to follow his timing.
You'll see for yourself!
At least for the wedding, will your son fix the auspicious time
for tying the three knots, or will he let the priest decide it?
There he is.. Our son is here.
There he comes.
I'm here. Let's start.
Excuse me, does your son run a puncture
shop along with being a junior lecturer?
He's fixed so many tyres on his bike.
That's just how he is!
Oh, is that so?
Hey... the groom is here!
Is the bride ready?
Ready.
Hey Bunty, are these wedding
looks for you or for me?
They're for you, man!
Today is Onam in Kerala.
Onam is Kerala festival,
so why are you dressed like this here?
With the way prices
skyrocket before our festivals,
I figured I'd start celebrating
festivals from neighboring states!
Hey, the bride is looking at me, man.
She's not looking at you..
She's looking at me.
Anyway, that's not the bride.
She's the maid's daughter.
The bride is inside, let's go.
I think the maid's daughter
is a perfect match for you.
Why did you come here like this?
Why did you wash the blue pant?
You know colors matter to me.
Why did he show up wrapped in a towel?
Hey, looks like he doesn't like it.
Come on, take it off.
Hey, you shut up man.
It's a family tradition, sir.
My grandfather, my father,
and I... we all followed this.
Our marriages were
successful because of it.
So, my son is just following the sentiment.
What? Who arranged only
four sweets and fruits here?
It was me, son.
- Why?
Put five, or seven, or even nine.
Because five is my lucky number, seven is my
friendly number, and nine is my rising number.
Okay.
Pick any number you want ..
Just make sure it suits my lucky range!
Okay.
Where is the bride?
She's inside.
I'll go talk to her.
Watch your words.
You really have a loose tongue.
The priest says her horoscope
matches yours perfectly.
Do you still need to talk to her?
OC sir hasn't called me
yet or told me her details.
Two minutes.
I need to make a call.
Greetings Master!
Hey! Not there...
touch my feet properly.
Okay master.
Give it here.
Just a minute...
Hello!
OC sir, why didn't you call me?
I sent a horoscope yesterday, didn't I?
How does it look for me?
Excellent! It looks absolutely excellent!
Really? Then should I go ahead
and fix the wedding dates?
Fix what?! If you fix this, she'll get
lucky and you'll be completely ruined!
Just be patient, my boy.
What? I've already crossed 30.
I don't know what to do
What's the problem?
Vishnu, don't worry.
Your wedding hours haven't arrived yet.
You're destined like a prince!
What are you saying?
You keep making excuses and
stopping me from getting married.
Tell me the problem.
We can find a solution.
I'll tell you when we meet in person.
Just let it go.
It's ok, Just tell me the reason now.
Your "Patel-Patwari"
is in "Gandam" (danger)
What do you mean?
That means it won't work.
First, leave that place right now.
Okay?
Guruji, who is this Patel Patwari?
Patel Patwari?
Do you want to see him? Meet him?
Want to see?
Come on, I'll show you!
You are still very young, aren't you?
Why get married so soon?
You could study more and
marry a doctor or an engineer, right?
No, I liked only you.
Hmm... You liked me?
My goodness...
What's your name?
Pravallika.
What is it? I saw something.
What is it?
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
What happened?
Dad, cancel the wedding! Please!
The priest said your
horoscopes are a perfect match.
What horoscope?
That girl's mouth is like a hollow cavity!
We can fix that.
Fix what? If I see that at midnight,
I'll drop dead right there!
Bunty, you could at least tell him.
Hey, look at the father's agony
look at the mother's rage
look at this father's longing.
Just go inside and see her smile once.
I'll see her!
- Then you'll understand my pain.
What happened, sir? He's just leaving.
Don't worry.
If necessary, I'll marry her myself!
Hello, dear my friend
asked me to see your smile.
Come on, give me one smile.
It's okay, smile... just smile.
There are so many fans for my smile!
Fans? Planes can take off from there!
Move...
What happened?
That's not a Tooth gap it's a tunnel!
Let's go.
Thank god I didn't agree
to marry her right away.
It's not starting... it's not starting!
- Let's go!
Hey! Why are you running, man?
Stop!
I pray to God that you will be blessed,
free from any evil eye.
Please grant me some alms in the
name of God and the elders.
"If you ask ChatGPT to define "eccentric
obsession," It will simply type out his name."
"The master who teaches
almanacs discipline,"
"The father-in-law of
blind beliefs.. That's him!"
"He listens to no one...
he's been this way since birth,"
"Best friend of rings and emerald stones,"
"He's the biggest fan of the planets"
"He's got a manic crush on numbers, And
his favorite subject on earth is Vaastu."
Hey, the northeast corner has become too
heavy .. You, step out of the class first!
Sir, then I will miss my class.
Send whatever there is in the kitchen.
You and your father are
always used to doing this.
I'll deal with him!
What's going on?
Vishnu is creating a mess inside!
What can I say? He's crazy about Vastu
and his father is crazy about money.
Even though they have a washroom
in their house, it's not proper Vastu...
So he pays money and uses the bathroom
at Sharada aunty's house next door.
Hi, Aunty!
Having breakfast
Why are you here?
To pay the washroom rent!
Give it here
You gave 500 extra.
It's monsoon, Aunt.
Can you arrange some hot water?
"Behold the antics of Vishnu!
Witness his bizarre displays!"
"Vastu, numerology, Astrology...
Invented just for him!"
"Behold the antics of Vishnu!
Witness his bizarre displays!"
"Call them "blind superstitions" if you want, But
that's exactly where he finds his daily bliss."
Good Morning sir..
- Sit down!
Number 1!
- Yes sir.
Number 3!
- Yes sir.
Number 5!
You didn't say our numbers, sir.
Hey, don't show your faces to me.
Sit down! Sit down!
Listen up! Only respond
'Yes' to the numbers I call out.
Anyone whose number I don't call,
head straight to the staff room.
The peon will take attendance!
Greetings, Master!
Hey Vishnu!
What about my horoscope?
Excellent!
Do you follow all your lucky numbers and colors?
- Yes sir, okay sir.
Mine! Mine!
What's yours?
My battery is dying just
from watching Reels.
Your battery?
No, the phone's!
Are you deaf?
Are you watching reels? You Idiot.
You said you were following everything,
but didn't I tell you to stay far
away from anyone or anything black?
Back off! Don't touch him!
Text me the address.
Text me the address.
Text me the address.
Go left... no, go right..
No matter which way you turn, just make
sure there's nothing black in your path!
"He will literally sleep standing up
to avoid a bad omen."
"If NASA ever sent a rocket
to visit the nine planets,"
"He'd hop on just to offer
prayers along the way!"
"He won't kick start his bike
without checking the "forbidden hours,"
"From crossing cats to chirping lizards,
he tracks every omen in the book."
"Even in a city bus seat,
He checks Vastu before he sits!"
"Peg after peg he may pour,
But won't cross his lucky number score!"
"Up to a certain point,
people call it "faith,"
"But when it's like this,
they call it a "manic trance!"
"What auspicious hour did his parents
pick to bring him into this world?"
"This Earth will never find another
"Crazy Star" like him again!"
The auspicious moment begins
Now I'll show you my power.
"Behold the antics of Vishnu!
Witness his bizarre displays!"
"Vastu, numerology, Astrology...
Invented just for him!"
"Behold the antics of Vishnu!
Witness his bizarre displays!"
"Call them "blind superstitions" if you want, But
that's exactly where he finds his daily bliss."
Ever since I told his wife about that
Pankaj's affair, he's been torturing me.
I don't know what he's
going to do this year.
Bro!
Bunty!
Hey! What's this new look?
Today is the Hemis Festival in Ladakh.
Means..
Don't ask me what that
is, I don't know either.
I just prayed that you'd become a faculty
member this year and I'd be your JL.
Damn this life!
Every year they test us.
They decide who works under whom.
I think this year they'll put me
under Chemistry sir, Pankaj.
And they'll put you under that Bilahari.
He doesn't even know the difference between
kinetic and potential energy in physics...
Do you?
- No idea.
The principal is frustrated because our salaries
are increasing while the ranks are dropping.
They're planning to make
Vishnu a faculty member next year.
Oh my!
If that happens, one
of us will lose our job.
Brother, this can't happen.
Please do something.
Somehow, we must get him
out of the college this year.
Bilahari is better than that Pankaj.
Pankaj's t*rture is beyond explanation.
What? You and Pankaj are like brothers,
the whole college knows.
Stop bluffing.
Do you know what kind of person he is?
If he says, 'Let's drink, ' he only gets
the peanuts and makes me pay for the drinks.
If he says, 'Let's watch a movie, ' he pays
the parking fee and makes me buy the tickets.
He brings a bike and says it's mine,
so I end up paying for the petrol.
When we go to aunty
- Hey... stop it.
I'm talking about the milk shop aunty.
- Okay, stop it.
Hey, Satya!
- Pankaj sir!
This year, we both will do it.
Let's rock it!
You dare tell my wife about my affair?
I'll take care of you.
Prasad sir is coming.
Sir!
Vishnu!
Hey, Sriram!
- Sir!
Come here.
- Thank you sir.
He looks like a roadside vendor..
And he's a lecturer?
Come here.
This year, you're my JL, okay?
- Okay sir.
Damn once I become a lecturer,
I'll teach you a lesson.
I won't let you become a lecturer, man.
Hey, who the hell are you?
Stop bothering me like those
online debt collectors.
Can't you understand that I'm hanging up?
What?
Don't you have the
Truecaller app on your phone?
My phone isn't smart enough for Truecaller.
My name is Manisha. To-be lecturer.
You've been assigned
as my JL for this academic year.
What happened?
Madam...
- No reply when I messaged?
Sorry Madam, I didn't see it.
I'm waiting for you near
the faculty assembly room.
Let's talk.
Madam, just put your phone in your bag, I'll
be there in a flash! Sorry Madam, I'm coming!
What happened?
A madam called me and
assigned me as her JL. I have to go.
Finally, my prayers worked!
Who's this 'Ongole Samantha'?
Excuse me, Madam?
Yes, come in.
Even her voice is so sweet!
Good evening, Madam.
How old are you?
What's your age?
A bit much.
It's okay, tell me.
30+.
Do you know my age?
I'm 27 years old.
2 plus 7 equals 9... a rising number.
So, don't call me 'Madam'.
How many years of JL experience?
7 years.
So you can become a faculty
member next year then.
No not next year.. After that.
Nine is my rising number.
Let it be after nine years.
For that to happen, I need to sign off that
your performance is good this year.
You know that, right?
By the way Vishnu, do
you have a smoking habit?
No.
No!
- No.
Then why did Bilahari reject you,
saying you smoke all the time?
That shameless guy!
He's just making things up.
That's why they assigned you to me.
Bear with him for just one year.
Don't say anything more about this.
He smokes excessively.
My health is deteriorating
because of passive smoking.
Correct.
Then what about Vishnu?
What can we do?
If no one assigns him,
should we pay him to sit idle?
How can we pay him?
Send him home.
What do you say?
- Yes, Send him home.
Sir, I'll assign him.
Madam, you're new here.
You don't know about him.
He's very bad.
Yes, very bad.
No, dear
after all, you're a young woman.
Why should you have to deal with him?
Let's just let him go.
Sir, no problem.
He's our college JL, no matter what.
He has 7 years of experience.
How can we just let him go?
Assign him to me this year.
I'll set him right.
Sir set him right?
What is she saying, sir?
I mean, I'll make sure he works properly.
Oh so she'll make Vishnu work well.
They were planning to kick you out.
I requested them and kept you here.
- Thank you Madam.
Behave the way I tell you.
I hope she doesn't ask me to quit smoking.
It's fine I'll cover the smell
by chewing guava leaves.
What is it, madam?
- Chewing gum.
If you chew it after smoking,
Bilahari will shut up.
[Murmuring]
But that habit actually saved you
today, Vishnu. You know that, right?
You didn't get it?
She brought me into a dilapidated building and
is staying silent without saying a word. Why?
Why did she even bring me here?
Why isn't she saying anything?
Dammit...!
Vishnu, take it out.
Eh... what?
I am not that kind of...
Cigarette!
Cigarette?
A Goldflake light every day.
Just two puffs before going home.
Be careful.
If anyone outside knows about this,
I'll put an end card to your final card.
Damn, Ongole ladies
have really 'progressed'...
Cigarette!
Vishnu, I'm completely relaxed.
Why are you feeling so uncomfortable?
I don't understand you at all.
Girls are like that, Vishnu.
Show me one man in this world who
can honestly say he understands women.
True
no one's survived long enough to say that.
Right.
Vishnu, are you married?
Not yet.
What? Not yet?
Why?
Is there any problem?
In big cities, if a man is in his thirties,
people think he's focused on his career.
But in small towns like this,
people look at him with pity.
Oh God, why is she preaching to me?
Alright vishnu
What's your opinion of me?
About what?
About getting married.
Damn... where did I find this one?
I mean, since I'm smoking like this,
I thought you might think badly of me.
Stop it, sir.
If smoking a cigarette
is considered so bad
my wife left me.. What would you call that?
He said the same thing.
There are women who are worse than this.
Smoking a cigarette isn't such a big deal.
She took it as an opportunity.
Is that so, Vishnu? Thank you.
You understand me well.
Half the cigarette went to waste.
Hey, there are five more puffs left.
Why are you throwing it away
Oh my goodness! She's such an expert.
You smoke it.
Vishnu, it's okay.
I'm telling you, smoke it.
I've been craving a smoke for long.
Let's just go with it.
Vishnu, can you do me one more favour?
You want one more?
Don't hold back, here you go.
Is there any bar nearby?
A b... a... r?!
What the hell is she talking about?
Sir, for some reason, this girl's behavior
seem very similar to my wife's.
He had the same doubt too.
That girl seems a little strange.
The only difference is, you told me,
but he couldn't bring himself to tell her!
Why is he staring at me like that?
Vishnu, don't stare at me like that.
I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable.
Aha! Do you think what you did made
me feel joyful, cheerful, or peaceful?
Do you know I've been stressed since then?
I already have high BP!
Vishnu, don't worry.
I have different pressures and
problems at home too.
Because of my problems,
I need two puffs and two pegs every day.
If I don't drink, I can't sleep.
My head feels like it's going to burst.
Please, Vishnu...
Okay, what do you want and how much?
Music Moments.
A quarter.
They don't sell Music Moments in
quarter bottles - only full bottles.
Do you want a glass, or
will you drink straight from the bottle?
No, Vishnu. A quarter is usually available.
- She knows a lot about this.
If not, he'll give it loose.
No need for glasses.
I'll drink straight from the bottle.
Do you want any snacks?
Barbecue, snacks, fritters?
Should I bring something?
No, Vishnu. It feels like
you're thinking badly of me.
Just give me the money.
The GST he charged is higher than
the price of the alcohol.
Why hasn't he brought them yet?
Hey, what are you doing here?
They assigned me to that girl, right?
What? She's drinking alcohol?
Fine, then the three
of us will drink together.
If anyone outside knows about this,
I'll put an end card to your final card.
It's not for her, man. It's her father.
Oh, for her father?
What about you?
You said it's the Hemis Festival
in Ladakh... yet you're drinking?
Hey, no stop it.
Slap your cheeks.
Oh, Socrates!
You know how Pankaj tortures me.
If you have to live under that woman,
and I have to live under him,
we end up doing things like this.
Brother, here...
Brother, can I keep the change?
- Hand it over.
Keep it here.
Hey, that's not ours, man.
Come on, let it go.
Hey,
You know how painful it is to serve alcohol to
someone else without drinking yourself, right?
The booze you bought isn't yours.
The booze I bought isn't mine.
Think about once?
What?
What should I think?
Let's take half from that and half from this, mix
it with water, and then we can drink it tomorrow.
Damn! You cheap fellow!
Do you think we are kids?
We're going to be lecturers
She's waiting for me there. I'll go.
You... fool.
No marriage proposals came through.
Over time, I lost hope
of finding a match for her.
The weather is so pleasant. I'd love to
have a couple of drinks and go to sleep.
But look at me, stuck in this 'service'...
Vishnu, it looks like it might rain.
Why are you outside? Get in.
It doesn't look like the
rain is going to stop.
Change?
Huh?
Change.
What, Vishnu? Don't you return the change?
You may have a habit of keeping the change,
but we don't have a habit of tipping.
My family is in debt, Vishnu.
Do you think my family has money overflowing and is
rotating funds to invest in finance and chit funds?
Some weird guy insisted
on it, so I gave it to him.
I'll return it later.
Hey! Didn't you buy anything for yourself?
Is this even enough for me alone?
You gave 300.
The bottle costs 210.
Again asking 'Didn't you
buy anything for yourself?'
Vishnu pass me that bag.
Oh no, she's carrying
jumbo glasses in her bag.
Is this for me?
Thank God for the peace... it's a blessing.
Oh my...
Just a small peg is enough for me.
Vodka heats me up.
It will burn, right?
Oh! She's drinking it straight!
She just downed a jumbo glass, bottoms up!
Intense... pure mass!
She's overdoing it, isn't she?
She finished the drink in one gulp.
Ugh... smells like a dead rat!
So, a lady's bag carries
everything in the world, huh?
Vishnu!
One minute...
The weather is getting
quite chilly, isn't it?
[Singing song]
Hey, Vishnu... Control yourself, man!
That's why even a man like
PK couldn't resist Bhumika.
It's pouring rain, and the cold is biting.
Enjoy the weather!
These unseasonal rains must be
making life in Ongole miserable.
Vishnu...
- Did you wake up?
You're not thinking badly of me
after seeing all this, are you?
Tell me vishnu.
Why are you so quiet?
What's wrong?
Two puffs of cigarette,
two pegs of alcohol...
Maybe we should change with the times.
Thank you.
You know, no one has ever
understood me like you do.
But I can't understand you at all.
Vishnu!
Please do me a favour.
The booze wasn't enough, right?
Shall I bring another one?
What?
What?
Why are you coming closer to me?
What? It is not correct.
Vishnu...
Will you kiss me with your lips on mine?
Oh God! A lip kiss?
Oh my God!
I can't do it, man.
What happened?
Hey, get lost.
Oh God! A lip kiss?
Vishnu! What happened?
Oh God she makes my heart race.
Guruji,
your fan is calling.
Oh, Vishnu?
OC sir...
Hello, Vishnu!
Guruji, I've been with a female
colleague since this morning.
A women
How does it look?
Extraordinary but she's
started acting very oddly.
Well, she's actually
asking for a lip-to-lip kiss.
A kiss? Hang on a second.
Vishnu, tell me her date of birth.
I didn't know the date ..
That's why I was just thinking.
This isn't the hour for romance...
it's the hour to end up in a coma!
Well, should I just "taste"
the situation a little bit then?
First, you..get lost!
- Okay sir.
Get away from that girl, and fast!
Oh.. Okay.. Okay.. Okay..
Well... he's gone.
Baby, the time for the medical shop to
close is near, say something quickly and...
What are you blabbering about, you...?
Get lost, you bunch of Gen-X fools!
- What, bro? You ruined our proposal!
Uncle, please give me my BP tablet
What? Uncle?
And a water bottle too!
- He's calling me uncle again?
Is she here?
She is here.
What Vishnu? What happened?
Manisha, I already told you I have high BP.
Who are you?
Why are you annoying me like that?
By any chance, Samantha, Genelia,
and Ileana aren't your classmates, right?
No... why?
They proposed to me during
our college days, and I rejected them.
Since I said 'no', they threatened to
perform black magic on me, you know?
What is black magic?
You don't know?
They take a doll, stab it repeatedly
with needles, drag it through the streets,
and ruin your life completely!
Looking at you, I feel like they sent you.
I don't understand the connection
between a kiss and black magic.
I don't understand it either, Manisha!
How can you ask just like that?
We haven't even known
each other for a full day.
Usually, it takes a couple of puffs and a
couple of drinks before things lead to a kiss!
Oh god!
Vishnu, don't you know
that a kiss reduces stress?
Don't you know that asking for a kiss in the
evening after meeting only in the morning
increases stress, Manisha?!
I asked you, didn't I?
I thought you might feel bad
And if you said no, I even praised you.
Manisha Don't talk like that again.
My irritation is slowly turning into anger.
So what now?
Will you give it, or not?
What? Are you threatening me?
If you won't give it, just say so.
Are you the only man on this road?
I won't.
Brother!
Hey, He's Pankaj.
Will you give me a kiss?
Who the hell is she?
She calls him 'brother'
and then asks for a kiss!
Sir, I think she's like 'Srivalli'
I'm not Srivalli, now go away!
Fine, and I'm not Pushpa either!
Let's go sir.
Brother-in-law!
Oh Brother-in-law!
Brother-in-law!
Who is she?
She's calling me in the middle of the road
These guys are so drunk they
can't even recognize anyone.
Will you give me a kiss?
She calls me 'Brother-in-law'
and then asks for a kiss?
Something is definitely off here.
Why get into this mess?
Let's just go, let's go!
Hey, Move...
- Vishnu!
Get in!
Get in!
Vishnu!
Get in!
Will you give me a kiss?
I'll give you a tight slap on the cheek!
- Can't you just come in the car with me?
Fine, I'll follow you until you reach home.
Now go,
and put on your seat belt!
You have four cars and a huge house.
But you said your family was in debt?
You were bluffing.
If a house is huge, does that mean
there can't be debts?
When my father was wealthy, he lent
money to everyone in town... on interest.
When the interest began to flow in,
he reinvested it, buying land and property.
But after a while, they stopped paying..
Both the interest and the principal.
So sad.
Now all of this is under a bank loan.
My entire family is struggling
just to pay the interest.
Oh my God! Yours is a big Murari
family, then. It's getting late, go sleep.
What are you looking at?
Go inside and go to bed.
Something's messing with her head again.
Why did you come back again?
Vishnu!
I'm asking you for the
last time, tell me the truth.
You don't think of me in a bad way, do you?
Oh, Lord Ramachandra!
She's starting again.
Vishnu, can you do me one more small favor?
It began with a smoke
Slipped into liquor
Turned into a kiss
And now she's crossed the line.
What exactly do you think of me?
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Do you think I'll just melt
if you look at me like that?
Do girls ask for favors
like this on the street?
Vishnu.
The outside world has been thinking
badly of me for the last ten years.
But what they think isn't important to me.
What matters is how the one
I call my world thinks of me.
That's why I kept asking you again
and again, 'Are you thinking badly of me?
Do you know how happy I felt
every time you said you weren't?
What do you really know about me, Manisha?
Do you know my background?
Do you even know what kind of person I am?
We only met this morning,
and you're saying all this by evening?
How am I supposed to process this?
Without knowing anything in just one day...
So how much time do you need, Vishnu?
One month? One year?
Or do you need ten years?
A girl doesn't need
many days to fall in love.
Just one small moment is enough.
No matter how much I explain,
you boys will never understand.
When a girl loves someone wholeheartedly, she
doesn't care about his background or his status.
She just wants him to be loving toward her.
Something happened between us today.
I came here to ask you
not to tell anyone about it.
I'm sorry, Manisha.
I hit you in a fit of anger.
Please don't take it to heart.
It's okay, Vishnu.
If you don't have the right
to hit me, who else does?
Only you have that right.
If I caused any trouble today,
I'm really sorry.
Take care.
We can probably look
into this in the next class.
Yeah, okay ma'am.
How about the paperwork?
Have you completed it?
- Yes ma'am.
Hey, wait!
Today is Manisha Madam's birthday.
Did you all wish her?
Then go wish her! Go give her bouquets...
Go...
Ma'am, today is your birthday, isn't it?
Happy Birthday, Ma'am!
It's not my birthday today... who told you?
It's on the 23rd of October.
Sorry, Ma'am. It was a mistake.
Hello!
- Hello!
OC sir...
- Vishnu!
I told you about a girl yesterday, right?
I'll send you her birth details.
Could you please check and
tell me how things will be between us?
Okay.
Hello, Vishnu!
OC sir...
About the birth details
I sent this morning...
So, do you like this girl?
I like her a lot, Guru-ji.
But our numbers have to match, right?
I checked.
It's excellent!
It's beyond excellent.
Don't be shy.
This girl has come into your
life to end your bachelorhood.
Once you marry her,
and your life will only rise...
Yeah!
Higher and higher.
Yeah!
Even people like Ambani will
be shocked by your success!
Yeah!
But Guru-ji, she's been nagging
me for a kiss. It's okay, right?
Go for it!
No one can stop you.
Use that kiss to break down the
gates of your bachelorhood!
Vishnu... wait a minute.
- What is it, Guru?
When you go to see her,
wear the colors I told you.
Wear the rings I gave you.
And most importantly,
take a bath before you go.
Okay, Guru. Okay.
Vishnu, where are you?
Are you in the bathroom?
Yes, Guru.
- You shameless fellow!
You're calling from the bathroom?
And what are you doing
there at this odd hour?
Am I not supposed to go to the bathroom
at this time, Guru-ji? I didn't know.
Get out of the bathroom first and
purify yourself with Tulsi water! Go!
Okay, Guru-ji.
I'm going right away. Thank you!
May this phone be purified.
Why is it switched off?
Hello, Vishnu?
Hello, Manisha!
Why are you calling at this hour?
I need to talk to you
about something personal.
Can you come downstairs for two minutes?
Everyone's at home, Vishnu.
Just tell me what it is over the phone.
This isn't something that can be
discussed over the phone.
It's live, face-to-face,
eye-to-eye, lip-to-lip!
It's a matter that needs to
be discussed face-to-face.
Bye.
[Song playing from the movie Jayam]
[Song playing from the movie Jayam]
Why is he jumping as if a mad dog bit him?
[Song playing from the movie Jayam]
[Song humming]
Why did you come here so urgently, Vishnu?
Yesterday
You asked me to come, right? So I came.
We only met yesterday,
and you're already falling
for me by the second day?
Should I come after ten days?
A month?
A year? Or should I wait ten years?
You women might need
a "moment" to fall in love,
but for us guys
it takes exactly thirteen seconds.
You don't know about it.
I know because I'm a science lecturer.
In Biology page no. 76,
2nd chapter third line!
Hey, stop that nonsense...
Why are you here? Tell me.
I mean,
I may look tough on the outside
But when it comes to women and
matters like this, I get shy.
Hey!
Enough of your shyness. Come here.
Come on then...
Come...
Come on...
Oh my god...
Wow this lip kiss is incredible.
Hey, you young brats
Now I finally understand
why you're so excited!
Jima-h*! Jimaa!
You guys should try it too.
Vishnu,
I can't breathe.
That's just how I am ..
Calm until we step into romance.
But once I dive in, we'll create a storm.
What happened, Vishnu?
What are you looking at?
I'm checking if you're trying to steal my
hair for some black magic or something!
Vishnu...!
Manisha...
Anyway, it looks like it's going to rain.
Go now, and we'll mess
around from tomorrow.
Please one more...
Please just one...
Go.
Bye.
See you again.
Bye-bye.
It's raining.
[Singing Vana Vana song]
"I kept listening listening
to your voice in my heart,"
"I kept speaking speaking
answering you with mine."
"As I walked away again and again,
I turned to see you,"
"In the flicker of your lashes
I read silent melodies."
"You and I became
the first letters of love."
"Like a lotus in bloom, I blossomed"
Vishnu, give me your phone for a second.
Hey, don't check the history.
- Don't worry, I'm not going to check it.
"I lifted the curtain of first desire
In the giggling dawn of your smile."
"It has begun begun our story has begun,
From now on, only colorful dreams for us."
"It has begun begun our story has begun,"
"From now on, only vibrant dreams for us."
Hey, Bila!
- Yes, Brother?
Something is definitely going
on between those two, man.
Mom!
Yes?
Her name is Manisha... she's
a faculty member at the college.
I'm working as a Junior
Lecturer (JL) under her.
Namaste, Aunty!
- Namaste, dear!
Take her to the washroom.
- Come, dear.
Mom...
Take her to my personal washroom,
Hey
There's no water in here!
What?
No water?
Oh, Sarada aunty...
She's always on time to collect the rent every
month, but never provides basic amenities properly.
So what do I do now?
Is there a window there?
Yes.
Just throw it out through
the gap at the bottom.
Are you sure, Vishnu?
It's fine. I'll take care of it.
Go ahead, just toss it!
Alright.
Hey
Hey! Who's the idiot that
threw a lit cigarette on my head?!
Wait, I am coming...
Oh no, she is coming first thing in the
morning! Turn around! Turn back, turn back!
Vishnu, where are you?
At the gym.
What's that sound of glasses clinking?
Oh, there's a Pilates
class going on next door.
Thank you
Hey, why don't you give me a cute nickname?
A nickname?
How about "Chinni"
Okay. Then I'll call you "Junnu"
Okay.
- Good night.
What's with this late-age romance of yours?
You're using names meant for children you'd
have after getting married on each other.
People in love are always young, man!
"Maybe this is why my
heart waited all these days"
"For your breeze to touch
me like life-giving air."
"Your beauty pulls the skies down to earth,
My heart races, calling you closer."
"A second ago, we were strangers,
Now we are woven into one another."
Manisha?
You had spinach dal for lunch, right?
Yes, how did you know?
I figured it out!
- You...
"This is the line where
heavens and earth unite,"
So, what else?
"This is the line where heavens
and earth unite," [Muttering gibberish]
Vishnu
- Hmm
It won't be good if someone sees us.
That's why I sent everyone out to
watch Aruguru Pativratalu.
"It has begun begun our story has begun,
From now on, only colorful dreams for us."
"It has begun begun our story has begun,
From now on, only colorful dreams for us."
Super, sir.
Sir, unlike mine, Vishnu's life
turned out to be very happy.
I don't intend to get married a second time,
but if I did, I'd want a girl just like her.
Sir, shall I tell you what's next?
That girl would have promoted Vishnu from
a Junior Lecturer to a faculty member.
And she would have
made him her husband too.
They must've made Pankaj
or Bilahari sit at home.
They would have gone on a foreign
honeymoon for the wedding,
while these guys would have gone
to a bar out of sadness.
Am I right?
You said something earlier...
I don't intend to get
married a second time,
but if I did, I'd want
a girl just like her.
Yeah!
Now there is such a golden chance,
an opportunity.
Will you take it? Tell me.
Sir, but what about Vishnu?
Vishnu?
What is it, Junnu?
You asked me to meet you privately
Do you want me to kiss you again?
It's okay... just tell me.
Vishnu...
- Come on..
Vishnu, if there's a guy among the people
you know would you get me married to him?
A guy?
What?
It doesn't matter how he looks
or what kind of person he is.
What are you talking about, Junnu?
So does everything that happened
between us all this time mean nothing?
I like you very much.
Then you have to marry me, right, Junnu?
After loving me, you're asking me to get
you married to some stranger.. What is this?
By any chance, did Samantha, Genelia do the
black magic meant for me on you instead?
Did you cross something that jinxed it?
Vishnu, it's not like that.
You are a very good guy.
Then why?
I am not right for you.
Why?
I have many problems around me. You
can't face those problems. Listen to me,
Around you?
I can't face?
Where?
I couldn't see.
I am ready to face.
Come on, show me I say.
She asks me to love her
yet she'll end up marrying someone else.
How do I look to you?
Do you really think I'm a 2020-generation lover who
abandons the girl he loves when problems come up?
No, Junnu.
I'm a 1990 generation lover.
If asked to show a photo of the girl I love,
I'm not the type to show a tattoo on my chest.
I'm the type who cuts open
his heart to show the love inside.
Do you know one thing?
I'm a big fan of the movie 'Jayam'.
The 'Jayam' flag keeps fluttering
on top of my house.
He won't listen to me.
I truly value love.
Problems, it seems.
Who doesn't have problems?
Don't I have problems?
Vishnu, listen to what I say once.
It's not about listening to you.
First, listen to what I say.
From today, your problems are mine.
Your responsibilities are mine.
From today, anything
related to you... is MINE!
Vishnu, think carefully.
We have come very far together.
If we go forward and something happens
to you, I won't be able to bear it, please.
You leaving me? What is this, Junnu?
I won't leave you at all.
Let anyone come.
I'll see what I can do.
You know the winning
flag is with us, right?
How else can I say it, Junnu?
How could I say
the pain in my heart...
What should I do now?
This love story in the pain I am going...
How man...
No matter what I say,
he's in no mood to listen...
Vishnu...
I got angry and made a pouty face.
Vishnu...
Vishnu, it's fixed now, right?
You won't change your word, right?
Fixed!
FIX! Forever.
From now on, I am also fixed.
HI! Come.. Come...
Congratulations sir.
- Thank you.
Hello sir...
Sir, your grandson looks really nice.
He doesn't resemble you at all.
He has my features, right?
That's why he looks good.
You understood it that way.
Let's have drinks.
- Okay sir.
Hey, Vishnu, Vishnu.
Is this the JL section?
Our faculty is here.
You chill over there.
Okay, you can go.
- Come, come... don't waste time.
Cheers!
Hey, Bunty! Are you already boozed up?
What's up, man?
These shorts, tattoos... looking like
Uppal Balu
What's the festival today?
Ayyio! Today is the
Sunburn Festival in Goa.
On a festival day, you shouldn't be
drinking. Why did you come here?
Oh, crazy man!
This festival is basically about finding
out who can handle how much alcohol.
Today I'll find out my capacity.
Plus, it's Pankaj's free party.
I'll drink as much as there is available.
What, madam?
Why are sitting idle like that?
Won't you take anything?
Why don't you take some wine...
brandy, whiskey...
No sir. I don't have any such habits, sir.
At least Music Moments?
Are you wondering how I know?
Vishnu told me.
He's not good as you think.
You might be thinking of making
him faculty... and your husband.
Do you know what his bad quality is?
He believes in superstitions.
Do you know he lives
by his daily horoscope?
Vishnu, what are you doing?
- Nothing...
Do you check your horoscope?
- Hey, Nothing.
You might think he loves you sincerely.
Your number matches his number.
That's why he's following
you like a mad dog.
Even the car number matches my number.
Do you know one thing?
He believes the washroom vastu in his house
is bad, so he uses the neighbor's washroom.
Aunty?
A personal washroom should be
in your own house, right?
Then why are you taking me
to the neighbor's house?
Do you need him?
Super brother.
Think about it.
It's your wish.
One minute, sir.
Sir, thinking that I might face trouble because of the
problems surrounding him, you're showing concern for me.
But I'm worried that because of the problems
I have, he might distance himself from me.
You have a problem? What is it?
Sir, in my life...
Is that why he already said that?
What did he say?
Oh no, Bunty...
Sir, to put it simply
If he comes to know about this,
I'm afraid he'll leave me.
Marry him quietly, without telling him.
Sir, wouldn't that be cheating?
But that's what's in high demand
in the market outside.
Out of a hundred people,
ninety-nine are doing the same.
Listen to me, get
married without telling him.
Alright, madam it's up to you.
'The blood python is hissing fiercely, '
Vishnu!
Junnu!
Vishnu! Did you tell Pankaj I drank
Music Moments?
Yes!
I didn't tell!
I didn't tell him!
Do you understand what
he is saying inside, Vishnu?
How would I know? I'm not inside, Junnu!
Junnu! Junnu!
- Junnu! Junnu!
Junnu!
I didn't say what's between
us to Pankaj, Junnu!
I didn't say either, Junnu!
- Hey, stop!
Hey! Girls get hurt over small things, man.
You are actually very soft-hearted, man.
Junnu, please Junnu!
I'm very soft-hearted too.
When girls get hurt, boys do a kneel-down
proposal. After that, the girls agree.
Is it because I didn't kneel down
and propose like everyone else?
Look, Junnu I'm doing it now.
Move...
I love you, Junnu!
Hey, she started the game.
He started digging his own grave.
She stopped.
Junnu! Junnu! Junnu...
I am coming
Junnu...
Junnu...
Love you Junnu.
Vishnu, do you believe
in superstitions too?
You loved me because our lucky
numbers match, both five, right?
No.. No.
Then you didn't love me sincerely.
Who told you, Junnu? No!
Junnu! Junnu! Junnu!
Junnu!
Oh no, don't drink and drive.
Junnu! When I ask you to stop,
why are you leaving without listening?
I feel like crying.
I'm sweating.
I'm feeling dizzy... I might fall!
You know my health condition. Stop, Junnu!
Vishnu, you and I aren't a match.
Just leave it.
Anyone with high BP might feel dizzy and collapse
but they won't fall in Powerstar's Pithapuram.
Are you leaving just because of that,
saying we're not a match?
That's not the reason, Vishnu.
Then why are you behaving
like this suddenly, Junnu?
Is it a problem at home?
Or a cash problem?
If it's a caste problem, tell me!
I'll change my caste for you!
Or I'll change your caste.
Vishnu, there are already
many problems in my life.
Hey, do I have pounds and dollars, Junnu?
Even in m life, there are only problems!
Besides, what did I tell you?
Your problems are mine.
Didn't I say your responsibilities are
mine? Why are we going back to the start?
Madam, shall I stop the auto?
- No, don't stop until I say so.
Okay.
- Wait Junnu
Vishnu, do you know that my marriage proposal has
been rejected in every district of this state?
Did they give me a National Award?
An Oscar Award? Or a SIIMA Award?
At least, even state awards
rejected me, right Junnu?
Vishnu, I don't understand how to tell you. I
don't even know what will happen if I tell you.
If you tell me first, I'll
understand, right Junnu?
Will I run? Stay?
Jump? Swim?
That's all later. Just tell me first!
You kept bugging me to tell, right?
Now listen, I'm telling you.
Yeah, tell! Tell, tell, tell! Tell me!
Vishnu, in my life, there is a flaw of two
mangalsutras [two marriages in horoscope].
I've had BP for ten years too, Junnu!
I am managing by taking tablets, right?
Hey! This isn't something
you manage with a pill!
Then let's use tonic
or saline to manage it!
To put it simply, my horoscope
says I'll get married twice.
The first one who marries
me will die in six months.
My horoscope says I will be happy
with the second one.
Vishnu!
Vishnu!
What Brother? How is it?
Stop the Auto.
This is my problem, Vishnu.
That's why everyone is going away from me.
Now tell me.
Will you love me?
Will you marry me?
By the way, earlier you
told me 'I love you', Vishnu.
I'm telling you now, look.
I love you too, Vishnu.
No matter what happens
there is no question of letting you go.
What do you mean you're
letting me go, Junnu?
I won't let you go at all!
Let whoever wants to come, come!
Let's see what he does!
Vishnu's lamentations began.
What is it, Dasu? What are the tablets for?
I think I have a slight fever, sir.
You said something earlier...
You weren't interested in a second marriage, but
if you found a girl like this, you'd say yes?
I mean... that...
So, shall I ask them to talk?
No, no, sir! Please don't, sir.
My wife is better, sir.
Even though she couldn't share love,
she saved my life.
But sir...
If just listening to this
makes me feel this way, sir
Imagine what Vishnu must be
going through while actually facing it.
Tell me now.
Will you love me?
Will you marry me?
Mom!
Mmm.
Are you asleep or awake?
I'm somewhere in between the two, tell me.
Now... if someone has two hair swirls,
they say they'll have two marriages.
If they have two Mangalsutras in
their horoscope, they call it a flaw.
These are all just superstitions, right?
Nothing actually happened anywhere, right?
Rey!
You aren't starting any new
trouble in our lives, are you?
No, Ma.
I'm just trying to figure out how to
clean up the mess I've already stepped in.
What?
Nothing, Ma. Tell me.
I don't know how the horoscope
is for people with two swirls,
but I know the experience of those
with two Mangalsutra flaws.
Look at him, he's sleeping here...
Who else?
It's your dad.
When he was twenty-two, he had a cousin.
In the name of love, he
started clinging to her.
The elders found out about this.
When they checked
horoscopes to get them married,
they found the girl had
a two-Mangalsutra flaw.
Am I a nepo kid?
That's it.
He, who was clinging to her until then,
stopped making a sound
out of fear for his life.
Feeling heartbroken,
the girl committed suicide and died, ra!
She's dead?
Man, somehow I need
to get out of this tension!
Easy, bro. Calm down.
Why did you bring me here?
I'll tell you. Just wait.
(Vishnu, what have you decided?)
- Conductor: Yellampalli, Yellampalli...
Damn!
Conductor: Yellampalli, Yellampalli...
Oh god, what answer should I give her now?
Conductor: Yellampalli, Yellampalli...
Why is he behaving like this?
Who messaged?
Is it her again?
She's asking, Do you believe in all
these horoscopes in this era, Vishnu?
Her...
What's wrong with her?
She stands beside you, preaching virtue.. But
in the end, you're the one who gets ruined.
Don't put on a good guy act
and stop moving forward.
It's up to you.
(Vishnu I love you)
Look at that message again.
Conductor: Yellampalli, Yellampalli...
Conductor brother!
Tell the driver to put the bus
in reverse and then front gear.
My bad luck will go away.
Are you crazy?
Why destroy the phone?
Wasn't switching it off enough?
Get up!
Hey, your innerwear's showing, man!
It's fashion.
Pulling your shorts down
your leg and calling it fashion?
Hey Raju!
Is there booze or is it finished?
Why are there so many people here?
Hey! You said no one
would be around, didn't you?
How was I supposed to know the
dry day effect would hit the buses too?
Why are you looking like that?
Let's get on another bus.
- Move!
Rey Vishnu!
What are you doing here?
By the way, is your
love a failure or success?
Look here, if it's success, it's here.
I'll change the diapers
for the kids myself!
If it fails, it's here.
What? Did Subramanyam
uncle have a love failure?
I'm telling you beforehand,
everyone brings their own booze.
We've already got ours.
Only consolation is free.
Why are you looking with that blank face?
Sit somewhere.
Whether my love is success or failure,
I don't understand it myself, brother.
That's why I'm like this.
At least you tell me.
What should I say, Balaraju brother?
He took something meant for the wind
and wore it on his back.
Now it burns without stopping.
I didn't understand.
Tell me correctly.
To tell correctly, Radan
should start the BGM.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Come on, dance...
"Yo, Prince Charming!
What's with this sticky situation?"
"Life is shivering...
shaking like a leaf!"
"A thorny rose has caught your heart in battle.
Wedding drums sound like trouble knocking,"
"Your heart's getting crushed..
Tick, tick, cracking."
"Did he turn sadist and script this twist?"
"All the interest in love
has gone down the drain."
"I don't know which way is best..
It's a hell of a test."
"My brain is scrambled like
a double-roast egg dosa!"
"Confusion, confusion!
Topsy-turvy confusion!"
"Left, right, love, or risk...
this confusion is skinning me alive!"
"Confusion, confusion!
Topsy-turvy confusion!"
"That girl's confusion
drives me to delusion!"
"Listen to this "Vemana"
poem about a girl's love:"
"On the outside, she looks
like a delicate jasmine vine,"
"But inside that vine,
there's a whole lot of drama!"
"It's like a thousand-watt
current is surging through her."
"The girl I thought was a "sweetie-pie"
turned into an "Anaconda."
"The sweet news I expected
turned into a "Death Note."
"The cute romantic talk
turned into cold sweats!"
"This beautiful love story is headed
straight for a train wreck!"
"A rainbow in the blue sky,
followed by a gentle drizzle..."
"Just as I thought "How lovely!",
a lightning bolt struck."
"Her words are a thrill one second,
and a total buzzkill the next."
"My life is stuck at a crossroads,
and I'm pulling my hair out!"
"Confusion, confusion!
Topsy-turvy confusion!"
"Left, right, love, or risk...
this confusion is skinning me alive!"
"Confusion, confusion!
Topsy-turvy confusion!"
"That girl's confusion
drives me to delusion!"
Hey! I went through a breakup,
and since my love was so sincere,
I keep seeing Manisha everywhere...
I see her too, man.
How the hell can you see the girl I love?!
Wish you a Happy Republic Day!
Wish you the same Vishnu.
Man, I don't just see
her; I can hear her too!
I hear her too...
Why on earth are you hearing her?
If you don't believe me,
go ahead and touch her!
Didn't I tell you?
Manisha, what are you doing here?
Vishnu I don't understand
what answer you're going to give.
Your phone's switched off.
Why man?
I thought of having a drink,
but I couldn't find alcohol anywhere.
We couldn't find any either.
Art Director Ramu gave us this;
The bald guy, remember?
People I know told me I could find
some at the bus stop.
While I was searching,
I saw you and Bunty dancing like this.
I thought maybe it was a final bachelor
party and you were all celebrating together,
Yeah that's all we were missing.
So I just joined in and started
dancing with you, Vishnu.
Did I dance well, Vishnu?
You danced very well.
Vishnu!
Urrgh... my intestines feel like
they're about to come out!
Vishnu!
Are you okay?
Thank you.
It's okay Manisha. You go.
Bunty will drop me.
Bunty?
Look there.
Hey, sitting properly.
It's okay Chinnu, I'll drop you in the car.
We can talk on the way, right?
Hey! First, stop calling me Chinnu.
Otherwise, your cheeks will go numb.
I'm already drunk.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What do you mean, Vishnu?
Say Yes or No.
Strictly...
I say No.
What will you do?
What will you do?
I want to live for 100 years...
at least let me live 99.
I can't take that risk.
What will I do?
I'll go and find a well or
something to k*ll myself.
Why is she searching for a well?
She was heartbroken,
and the girl died by suicide.
Damn it. Will she really commit suicide?
If she does that, I'll
be dragged into a case.
I should call her back and calm her down.
Ma...
Hey, Vishnu! Did you call?
Did you call me?
Is it okay for our marriage?
It's fixed, right?
Then I have no other choice.
The one who marries me first
will die within six months.
Yes na? Say yes, Vishnu?
What, Vishnu.. Are you like a small kid?
One moment you say yes,
the next moment you say no.
Then why did you call me?
I already said I'll go find a well
or something on my own
Who knows where it is or how far it is.
Is there anything you know?
Going forward, if anything happens to you,
I can't leave you. Please.
You leaving me, Junnu?
I won't leave you at all!
Let's see who comes!
Let's see what happens,
From today, your problems are mine.
From today, your responsibilities are mine.
From today, anything
related to you... IS MINE!
I think I went too far.
Do I ever have a chance
to say no to you, Manisha?
I'm scared that leaving her could k*ll her,
and staying could k*ll me.
My life's like sitting
cross-legged on a hot tar road.
I'm stuck. Can't stand up.
Can't stay down.
Well, Manisha.
With so many men outside,
why did you get stuck on me?
You are hero material, Vishnu.
Useless material, isn't it?
Don't boost it up.
I'll kick the hell out of you.
After doing everything,
you're rubbing lime on the burn?
Vishnu, let the marriage happen first.
We'll see later.
That's all you want, right Manisha?
When I think about the death that
might happen later, it makes me shiver.
You...
Don't be scared, I'm here, right?
This whole mess is because you are here.
Tomorrow morning 11 AM. Come home.
Otherwise, I'll k*ll myself.
Hey, give me my lungi.
The mosquitoes are biting me.
Why are the numbers blurry?
Hey, Bunty! Bunty! Bunty!
Hey, wake up!
What happened?
Manisha says she'll
die if I don't marry her!
She wants me to come to her
place tomorrow morning.
She might k*ll herself otherwise.
I'm scared man.
Call that astrologer OC.
I've been calling him for a while now,
but he's not picking up.
Only he can give the right advice.
So what if he doesn't pick up?
His house is just nearby.. Let's go.
This Vishnu guy is calling incessantly;
It's the tenth missed call.
If we respond to people like this
immediately, you'll only get your regular pay.
But if we make them wait and wait until they're
desperate fools, then we can extract my share as well.
These horoscopes and
colored gems are all total trash!
[A situational song
plays in the background]
What do we even know about horoscopes?
We just look something up on the phone and
repeat it exactly that's how we earning cash.
Bunty!
Where is he?
Everything in this house was
bought with stolen money.
Vishnu, what's wrong?
Just listen to him.
We have to cheat people
like this to get by, that's it!
BP! BP! BP!
HP! High-pressure.
The drink is really good, man.
He gave us fake
readings; We should k*ll him.
So, sir, is everything you said
about Manisha's horoscope just trash?
Of course!
When did they get here?
Actually, since Venus is entering Saturn,
I started drinking like this.
Why aren't you wearing any rings?
Shut up!
Shut up!
If you say one more word, I'll rip
your tongue out, you Ongole Chowdary.
Because you said his horoscope was great,
he's using a five-tired bike.
And everyone thinks he's a cr*pple!
Even though the Vaastu at home is fine,
because you mentioned it,
he's going to the neighbor's house,
paying her, and using their washroom!
Raju! Raju! (King)
You praised him like a king, and in the end
you made that king a fool, didn't you?
I didn't do anything sir.
Hey shut up.
I don't know anything.
Are you okay?
Mother.. How did you name this fool OC?
How did you give birth to him?
She's not his mother... my mother.
My mother is deaf.
If his mother is deaf,
how does he have a hearing issue?
This guy looks like an elder man.
Hey.. Being his father, why are you just staring
blankly while your son does these sinful things?
He can't see, Sir.
Why?
- He is blind, Sir.
Sir, who are you sir?
If the father is blind, how
was this guy even born?
Hey, you!
Hey, tell me.
Sir, he was already born when I got there.
I'm not asking about that.
Tell me why you cheated on my friend.
Come on, tell me.
- He can't speak, sir.
Stop, sir! How can he speak
if you keep hitting him without a break?
You stop..
And you tell him.
Sir..
I don't know anything about horoscopes.
I don't know anything at all.
I only cheated people like
you to support his parents.
It wasn't just for my own food.
Please, sir.. Forgive me, sir.
- Did you see that, Vishnu?
Where is he?
- He's gone.
He went outside.
Not that way.. This way, this way..
Vishnu!
Thank god!
We're used to this, aren't we?
Man, I'm totally trapped! I guess I have
no choice but to visit Manish tomorrow.
The house was well built.
160/90 that's dangerous!
Vishnu, did you buy a new watch?
If you asked, I would have
bought it for you, right?
This isn't a watch you buy for me, Manisha.
It's a watch I had to buy because
of the pressure you're putting on me.
What's up with you guys?
Why are you all sitting there
with faces like you're constipated?
Does everyone have the same problem?
What's with all the long faces?
Are they planning to dump
all their dues on the future son-in-law?
Or do your people take a vow of
silence before opening their mouths?
Vishnu, stay calm.
How do you expect me to stay calm
with a knife at my throat, Manisha?
Hello Venkatrao.
Do you know when this case began?
The day I started my practice.
Manisha! Who is he?
A lawyer who should be roaming around the court in a
coat why is he roaming around your house without it?
He's our personal lawyer, Vishnu.
So this is for safety, after k*lling
people.. So the case doesn't fall on you?
My God, Manisha
this wasn't a simple plan at all.
Son, we've been looking for
marriage alliances for nearly a decade.
There's no temple we haven't visited,
no prayer we haven't offered,
yet the result is zero.
Your dad's voice sounds
like a pig squealing.
After trying and trying, we all got fed up.
No wonder you look worn out.
She told us everything about you, son.
For the help you are
doing, our whole family...
Thank you, son.
- Thank you.
I think I misunderstood them..
They seem to be good people.
Oh, what's there in that, Uncle.
Manisha loved me...
She made me love her.
I mean, I loved Manisha.
I just came to talk about
the marriage alliance.
Thank you son.
Oh my, it's a marriage!
Dear...
- Thank you dear...
Flashman!
Who is he? Is he your father?
Well, whenever we youngsters feel scared
these days, we just call out 'Flashman.'
He shows up, gives us a quick pat
of reassurance, and vanishes.
If you introduce us to your parents,
we will discuss the rest.
I will introduce them.
Then, what about wedding arrangements
and other activities...
Okay, go ahead.
Give Uncle a kiss.
Didn't the kid brush her teeth?
Not just the kid, in the excitement of
your arrival, none of us brushed our teeth.
You guys carry on talking.
We'll leave.
Move.. Let's go.
Seeing that elderly man's pain for your marriage,
I felt like giving up my life for you, you know?
Are you in that feeling, Vishnu?
Then take four steps forward.
Okay.
One... two..
Hi man.
My daughter's marriage has been fixed.
I called to inform you.
Hey, what good news!
My wife, kids and I will start urgently.
He is feeling so happy.
Hey, where are you coming?
Don't you know about the girl's horoscope?
The one who marries her first will die.
Her life will be happy with her second husband.
- Oh no! Does he have another angle too?
Do you think we can spend money on two
weddings? We're already drowning in debt.
I'll do the first one just for namesake.
I swear, I'll do the
second wedding grandly.
Let this guy die first.
I'll talk to you later.
Okay bye.
- Bye.
Uncle, uncle, you have to buy me
clothes for your wedding.
With all the pressure you people are putting on me,
I feel like taking my clothes off and roaming around.
Okay, I'll send some napkins.
Go and stitch some clothes for yourself.
Mummy, I didn't like this uncle.
You...
I thought it was just you, but your
whole family looks like copies of you.
There's no connection between
the performance here and inside.
It's not that, Manisha.
You only care about your own happiness.
Even if people are ruined to dust,
it doesn't matter to you, right?
Tell me, mom?
- Where are you?
Oh yes, I'm a big pan-India star,
at a press conference.
Or what is it? Tell me.
It's nothing, dear.
I ate the leftover mutton from yesterday and
went to sleep I had a dream that you died.
Hello! Hello!
Look, the symptoms of
the disease are showing up.
She's already getting dreams that I died.
I just warded off the evil eye for your father.
When you come home, I'll do it for you too.
If the dream is about me dying, why are you warding
off the evil eye for him? It's completely nonsensical.
Besides, if you stuff yourself with food
until you can't breathe and then go to sleep,
you're bound to have nightmares, not
dreams of receiving the Padma Shri award.
Now, hang up the phone.
- Ok, fine.
This isn't a small mess, is it?
Why are you doing all this?
Oh my my legs are aching.
Son, if you have any
ID proof, will you give it?
Why, Lawyer uncle?
Nothing much. Tomorrow after marriage,
if something unfortunate happens to you...
Just thinking
we need an MOU stating this
family has no connection to it.
Manisha, an MOU it seems.
Do you understand?
Whatever your planning and performance,
you ensure someone gets totally ruined.
Why did you lower your head?
For loving you, I should
bang my head somewhere.
Take it.
How speed..
You start the process.
Okay.
I'll send the agreement copy.
Show it to any lawyer you know.
Seeing a lawyer up close
is a first for me, Uncle.
You just look into it and correct it.
Okay, I will.
Oh h* h*! What a huge house!
Sir, come in.
- Coming.
Why did you ask us to come here?
Do you remember Manisha who came to
our house? She's from our college faculty.
Yes.
That girl and I are in love.
- Oh.
What?
Her family wanted to discuss the marriage
proposal, so they asked me to bring you.
Is there any match between
that house and ours?
Is there any comparison
between their status and ours?
Instead of asking and getting rejected, it's
better to realize we can't ask and leave. Let's go.
Stop!
They are a very poor family, Dad.
What are you saying?
What is the total debt in
our town if you add it all up?
If you add it all up, maybe 6,000.
But, they have a debt of 60 Crores.
Whoa! People with that much debt?
That's it. Girls these
days are all like this.
Trapping boys from great families like ours
and marrying them.
You fell into her trap.
What can we do now?
Come on. Let's go.
We will ask for those two cars as dowry.
Dad, what are you hesitating for?
Come on!
Don't think otherwise.
I can't give my son to someone
who doesn't even own a house.
I'm leaving.
I don't want this marriage proposal.
Just come, Dad
I won't come!
Hey, why do they look like they've lost
something in life, wearing such sad faces?
Did you watch the movie
'Andaru Dongale' (All Are Thieves)?
I watched it.
If those were reel characters,
these are all real characters, Mom.
Don't poke them too much.
Hello?
Hello? Is this Vishnu garu?
- Yeah, speaking.
You asked for those Swamp Barb
last week, right? They're in.
Oh... how much are you charging per kilo?
1500 rupees, sir.
Come on, give me a better price.
No, sir.. Who else in the market will give
them to you for less than 1500?
What are you doing here?
Check anywhere you like.
We have the best quality, sir!
Hey! Listen, I'm at the circus right now.
All the animals are staring me
down like they're about to bite me!
I'll talk later.
Hang up... just hang up the phone!
My daughter...
Her name is Manisha.
Her character is gold.
But since she was born,
we've fallen a bit into debt.
If that's the case, if you marry her,
do we have to flee the country?
Please be quiet, Dad.
No matter how much debt we are in, she motivated us,
filled us with courage, and is leading us forward.
We are sending our courage to your home.
Not courage
they're bringing us misfortune.
You don't understand.
What, Priest? You are sitting
calmly without touching the almanac?
You are brothers, right?
Saying budget, budget, they said they would
give a single amount to cover both this wedding
and the second wedding after he dies.
Shut up!
What's this about a second
marriage after you're gone?
Huh?
Uh... he didn't mean that, Dad.
Their grandfather and grandmother are there,
right? They wanted to do their 60th anniversary.
If they combine both and do it
at once, money is saved, right?
I told you, they are a poor family.
Priest! Just fix the date this time.
Anyway, all upcoming events must happen
through your hands, right?
Okay.
Friday morning at 9 a.m. has been fixed
as an auspicious muhurtham for both names.
But my payment must be
done by Thursday night 9 PM.
Otherwise, I won't come to the wedding!
Priest!
Please call him!
- Why are you getting up and leaving like that?
Talk about the dowry and gifts!
Dowry and gifts?
He is there, right?
Talk to him!
Tell us.
Hey! Just now you said debt...
I told you, right? About the debts.
All fathers of girls in the world
are in debt more than half.
There is no one in profit.
Still, aren't they bringing debts
and giving dowries? Doing weddings?
Dad...
- Tell me, what dear?
Don't argue with them too much.
They'll start their sad soap opera.
- Take it easy, we'll manage.
Wait, you don't know
anything. You are a kid.
What if he asks for a grand wedding?
At least do the wedding grandly!
He asked for it.
I can't...
- Hey! Wait.
Why are you leaving?
We already told him we're in debt.
Why is he asking again?
We should talk to him, right?
See that? The actors'
expressions are slowly changing.
I mean... We are bearing the
burden with the current debts.
This wedding should be a responsibility for
us, but shouldn't become another burden.
Is that so?
There! They've started the performance.
Which serial is this?
Please have mercy and understand us!
Please...
Congrats, Vishnu!
My brother told me everything.
You're getting married, it seems?
Whatever it is, is it a dare or dare?
Dare my foot!
If you had assigned me as a junior lecturer
that day, I wouldn't have had this problem.
Of course.
You both made me stand
on a manhole without a lid!
Look at this.
- This looks very good!
This is ok.
Brother, there are only six
days left for the wedding.
Should we start the arrangements or not?
Don't rush, Dad.
You plan what is right
and how much is right.
I won't force you into anything.
Thank you so much for
understanding us, dear.
You're still coming to college with
just five days left before the wedding?
Don't you have any work?
Look, Vishnu you should enjoy
the wedding preparations.
Why are you pulling such a long face?
Do you Understood?
Don't throw it.
There are still five puffs left. Finish it.
I'll...
"He's seeing stars, stars, nothing but
stars, Seeing stars even in broad daylight!"
What's wrong with him?
Why is he behaving this way?
Why is he undoing all the work we've done?
That's exactly the problem.
It happened to a relative's boy.
At least she told you before the wedding.
The girl told him that
on their wedding night.
We should take a knife
and stab such people!
Then they did some poojas
and solved his problem.
Is it?
I'm roaming bravely outside, but inside
I'm scared without my knowledge, Sir.
You mentioned those poojas, right?
Can we do them fast?
Hey Vishnu, I came to
the priest just for your sake.
Priest, nothing should
happen according to tradition.
Flowers?
- They came.
Leaves?
- Came.
Areca nuts?
- Those came too.
What is it, Vishnu?
You asked me to come urgently?
You gave me a gift, right?
I'm getting peace rituals done for that.
The ritual must happen,
but there should be no result.
Okay.
Oh no!
Vishnu, stop it.
Don't worry, I'm here, right?
That's exactly why I'm
worried, because you are here!
How will a few flowers
suffice for such a big house?
Ask him to bring some more sir.
Let the garlands go to that side
Dear, did you tell the tent house?
- I told them.
The catering people?
- I told them!
We think the current expenses
are a waste, yet you want more.
You're talking too much.
Why is he roaming
around looking so worried?
Dear, looks like the guests are here.
Guest?
Greetings sir
Whose side?
Vishnu's side.
You ate and came, right?
No, they said the meal is here.
If we think the wedding expenses
are a waste, who provide the meals?
Just give the gift and go.
No, I don't
Hey, no meals there it seems.
Gift is a waste.
Hey, let's go!
"Whether right or wrong,
the decision was made."
[Marriage chants]
The frustration keeps mounting.
"In life, there's only one marriage..."
Hey, where are the guests?
This doesn't feel like a wedding;
It looks more like a puberty ceremony.
Seems like they chased
away the people we invited.
Your friend's wedding is happening
there, what are you doing here?
Wedding?
- Yes.
Everyone is taking advantage of my
friend's goodness and ruining his life.
I came to talk to him urgently
and cancel the wedding somehow.
Hey, why are you talking like that?
Who is actually happy after marriage, sir?
Your wife beats you daily!
- That's true.
Satya!!
Just because he ignored his horoscope did
all the planets g*ng up to crush his hopes?
Priest, please hurry and finish the
wedding. Why are you taking so long?
Wait, wait!
Please go through the MOU once.
You have to check, right?
What is this son?
They have a lot of debts in their name.
I'm worried they might put the
burden on me after the marriage.
I got an M.O.U. signed.
That I have no relation to their debts.
You did a good job.
Here.
I assumed he lacked your intelligence.
- Oh? You do have it.
"He's seeing stars, stars, nothing but
stars, Seeing stars even in broad daylight!"
"Even though he set aside all his beliefs,
Inevitably, he is tangled in a mess of troubles."
"Oh, it's a suffocating mess of problems,"
"His entire future is
shattered into pieces."
"The path of his "seven steps" (marriage) is
filled With slippery banana peels everywhere."
This marriage of his... something
he can neither accept nor reject.
"The calm before the storm approaches"
"It greets him with a red carpet...
yet wrapped in sorrow."
"The calm before the storm approaches"
Bless them.
"And you like a lamp about to go out."
"The calm before the storm approaches"
"It greets him with a red carpet...
yet wrapped in sorrow."
For a happy married life,
behold the star Arundhati.
From there... to that corner...
Vishnu!
Vishnu!
Vishnu!
Vishnu!
Vishnu!
Vishnu!
Vishnu!
Dad, is it a major hospital?
It's okay. Didn't we operate on your eldest
aunt's son for piles right here the other day?
He hasn't recovered yet and
is still roaming around hospitals, Dad!
Please take me to a major hospital, Dad!
It's not like that. You will recover, son.
You will recover. Don't worry.
I can't understand anything.
What happened to the boy?
That's the thing.
I've been observing for half an hour.
I don't understand anything.
Do one thing.
Rotate it this way and check.
Maybe you'll understand in 15 minutes.
Ah! There is a fracture here, Sir!
You understood the fracture, right?
You write the medicines yourself.
You do the treatment yourself.
What work do I have with a doctor then?
I am leaving.
Doctor! Doctor!
Sorry, Doctor.
I didn't notice you were there.
What shall we do then?
You are the doctor, right?
You should tell.
There is no danger to his life,
but he is severely injured.
Taking rest for four months is enough.
I'll prescribe the best medicines.
Make sure to take them.
Okay doctor.
Look, mention the name
'Khaja Vali' at the counter.
He gives a 20% discount.
- Discount?
10% for you, 10% for me.
When will you discharge him?
Ah... I will ask the doctor and tell you.
What is this? You are the doctor, right?
- I am a junior doctor.
Oh my God! He's ancient.
Dad, how is he still
working as a junior doctor?
Take me to another hospital.
Please dad.
Calm down.
Vishnu!
It's all good, right?
Forgive us.
This mistake happened because of us.
Because we didn't
pay that priest on time
he performed the marriage
in a bad auspicious time.
During Rahu Kalam.
Since this happened,
when we consulted another astrologer,
he said to keep the girl and
boy away for six months.
Six months?
We are parents, right?
We want good for our children.
That's why we are taking our daughter away.
Please take care of him.
Let's go. We have to search
for our second guy, right?
Let's go, dear.
- Hello!
Come on, Move...
Wait.
Please, at least you tell them.
Come...
Hello! Listen to me please...
- Listen to me please...
Come on, let's go.
Sir, what happened, Sir?
I... I have to leave, man.
- What is that, Sir?
Sir.. Sir.. Why are you leaving?
- Here, hold your mic.
I have another program.
I have to go urgently.
Not like that, Sir. Please, Sir.
- I will tell the rest later, man.
Sir, what do you mean by 'later'?
Setting up all this again...
we don't have that much budget, Sir.
Please try to understand, Sir.
Please, Sir.
Okay, I'll tell you one thing.
Don't take it wrongly.
Sir, sir. If it's my
mistake, forgive me, Sir.
I will touch your feet, Sir. Please, Sir.
- Hey! Not that, man!
Can you shift your cameras into the car?
I will tell the rest on the way.
Hey! Shift!
You carry on, Sir.
- Let's go.
Is the physio coming?
- No man, he asked us to do it at home.
Satya, take tea.
- Thank you mummy.
Be careful, it's hot.
Here, take this.
Keep it there.
Hey, Pankaj sir is coming!
Good Morning, Sir.
- Good Morning.
How are you?
- Come, please come.
Are you fine?
I am fine, but Manisha's
second marriage is fixed.
The wedding preparations have also begun.
What is this?
This won't work if you just sit there.
You must do something.
Right?
- Yes brother, we must do something.
If you risk your life to marry her,
she'll marry again without you even dying.
What's this about risking
life for marriage? How is that?
No, it's been four
months since the wedding.
Since then, no one from
their side has come to see us.
If we say let's go meet them, you say no.
I don't understand
what is happening at all.
Dear, let's go find out the
matter ourselves. Let's go.
Let's go.
Mom!
What?
Wait.
Why?
Please listen to me for a minute.
My name is Manisha, a to-be lecturer.
I love you, Junnu.
My horoscope says I'll have two marriages.
My first husband will die in six months.
I love you too, Vishnu.
First, let him gone...
Please try to understand!
They advised keeping the bride
and groom apart for six months.
Oh my! The whole family
conspired to use us like this?
Hey, what happened to that girl
who looked so deceitful?
You are ready to give your life for her.
Can't she stay committed to
you for at least four months?
Did she really love you or not?
Mom, I had the same doubt.
That's why I called Manisha
the day before the wedding.
Vishnu, I need to talk to you urgently.
Come to Mallavaram Dam.
Hey, I called for my work,
why are you telling me about your work?
It's the same matter for
both of us. Come urgently.
Not that...
- One more thing.
Don't forget the cigarettes.
Does she have a habit
of smoking cigarettes too?
Remember the day you came running
because your hair caught fire?
That's what she was smoking.
My pants are slipping down.
I brought it, don't cry.
No Vishnu.
Right now, you need them more than I do.
Keep it with you.
By the way Manisha, the weather is so cool,
why are you sweating?
Vishnu, I need to tell you some truths.
No, stop! Damn your truths.
Before meeting you I used to take 5mg...
Vishnu!
- Now I'm taking 20 mg.
You shouldn't take tablets without water.
It's dangerous for your life.
That's exactly what you
want too, right Manisha?
You're pretending to
care so much about my life.
Oh! You need me to die after
the marriage, right?
Not before the marriage?
How can you speak so logically
even in such magical weather, Manisha?
Anyway Manisha, you said you
wanted to talk about some truths.
What are they?
Spill it. If there are
any secrets, tell me.
Don't tell me... are there any shitty twists
like "Vishnu, you will die in four months"?
Tell me.
No Vishnu, you will die in six months.
Thank goodness... Sai Ram!
Thank you! It's six months!
Vishnu, do you have any doubt
whether I really love you or not?
That's the IAS question of the year!
Now you've come to the point.
What do you mean "do I"?
I still have that doubt even now.
Are you really loving me or
are you just screwing with me...
I don't understand all this struggle.
I didn't want to cheat you.
I really loved you.
That is why I told you the truth about
my horoscope before the marriage.
I don't know when you started
liking me during our acquaintance.
But I liked you the moment
I saw you for the first time.
You don't even know that, do you?
People over there are
talking badly about you.
Pray that you find some
crazy or foolish guy.
I heard that girls like sitting
and getting wet in the rain.
But I didn't think they liked
getting wet sitting so properly.
You can get wet in the rain as long as
you want. I will stay with you for company.
Who is it? Saying he will be with me.
I can't see him.
No matter how much you like getting wet,
this isn't the right time or place for it.
Especially for girls.
Tell me where you need to go.
I will drop you.
Will you drop me at Gopal Nagar?
Okay.
Why isn't he looking at me?
I've been watching you for a while,
why aren't you looking at my face?
The person I trusted the most says that meeting new
people face-to-face these days can lead to trouble.
I thought I should just leave.
But seeing a girl in this rain at midnight,
worried something might happen...
I came to help you.
Despite his inhibitions,
he put them all aside for a girl.
Someone like him is perfect for me.
I liked you so much that
without a second thought,
I wanted to marry you right away.
What my father said is true.
They brought many proposals.
Even if some liked me, knowing my problem,
they went away.
I never felt bad about
those who left, Vishnu.
But the words they said while leaving
hurt me the most.
Her horoscope is bad.
Don't bring this misfortune to us.
It's only a problem if I marry you, right?
Not if I share a bed with you right?
Do you know how terrible
people around us are, Vishnu?
That's why I gave up on marriage.
My mind was very disturbed.
Exactly at that time, I saw you again.
Who is he?
Him? Vishnu.
But because of the problem I have,
I felt my story with you might also
stop halfway like my old stories.
That's why I started showing my love
without saying it, Vishnu.
Will you kiss me on the lips?
But I felt like I might be cheating you.
That's why I told you the truth that day.
I told you for the sake of honesty,
but fear started in me that
you might go away from me again.
That's why I started chasing you again.
Everyone is born, everyone dies someday.
But life is about living with the ones we
like for as long as we live, right Vishnu?
I want to live with you for as many days
as I have that chance, Vishnu.
She wanted to spend her life with me
for as long as she has the chance, Mom.
I loved you, Vishnu.
I didn't cheat you.
I won't either.
From now on, you won't face any problem
in your life because of me, Vishnu.
Because I mixed poison in the
two pegs I drank just now.
What are you saying, Manisha?
Hey Manisha, Hey, hey Manisha.
Hey Manisha
Hey Manisha, get up, you crazy!
Hey! Get up.
I'm talking to you.
Hey, nothing will happen to you.
Vishnu, take me slowly,
or else I might survive again.
Manisha, nothing will
happen to you, stay calm.
Vishnu, it wasn't milk, it was poison.
Manisha, still nothing will happen,
I will save you.
Why are you so worried
when my life is at stake, Vishnu?
If I didn't like you, why would I agree to
marry you knowing your problem, Manisha?
I love you, Manisha!
Vishnu, can you stop once?
Please, please stop once?
What?
When you have so much love
would you give up the girl you loved more than
life for lives whose survival is uncertain?
No.
If you had the problem I have,
and if I were in your place,
living even one day with
you would be enough.
You mean a lot to me.
Whether to go through with the wedding
tomorrow or not is your choice, Vishnu.
Since my road accident, she's been staying away
from me fearing something might really happen to me.
Not because she doesn't like me.
I understood one thing, Mom.
I don't know if I'll die within
six months of marrying her,
but the very next minute after I die,
she will come to me.
She loves me that much, Mom.
Hey
Call the girl urgently, ask her to bring her
horoscope and come to the Mallavaram temple.
You go inside and get ready.
- Brother, you get it now, right?
And you too.
- Their love story is actually sincere.
It's better if we just keep quiet.
Let's go.
- Okay.
Vishnu!
Mom and Dad are waiting there.
Dad
she brought the horoscope.
Dear, Manisha.
Are you okay, dear?
(Chanting)
Namaskaram, Guruji.
- Namaskaram, Swami.
Bommayya, are you well?
- Madam, are you well?
We are fine, Swami.
Seeing you after a long time.
Yes, Swami.
My daughter-in-law and son, Swami.
They fell in love and decided to get married.
- That's good.
But they say there is a 'Two
Mangalsutra Dosha' in the girl's horoscope.
I brought it to you hoping
you'd suggest a good remedy.
Is it? Let's see.
Nidamanuri Manisha.
A couple has come to meet you, Guruji.
They're saying they've had all sorts of
problems ever since their daughter was born.
Nidamanuri Manisha...
Pubba Nakshatram...
Born on Amavasya (New Moon day).
Born on Amavasya...
Bommayya, one minute. I'll be right back.
Bommayya...
Actually, this horoscope
doesn't belong to this girl.
Someone fabricated this horoscope perfectly
to include a 'Two Mangalsutra Dosha'.
Bommayya...
If there is a problem, I
will tell you there is one.
I don't see anything here.
There is no 'Two Mangalsutra Dosha'
in this girl's horoscope.
Your son will not face any
loss by marrying this girl.
But...
There is only one problem in her horoscope.
What is this, Dasu?
Sir...
I loved you so much that... I wanted
to marry you without a second thought.
Without her knowledge,
something is happening behind her back.
What is this, girl? It's so confusing.
Only you should know the answer to this.
She knows nothing, Dad.
They kept her in confusion just like us.
Still didn't understand, Dad?
A house that dazzles the eyes.
Cars in front of the house.
But
words saying "we are in debts".
After she was born, we fell into debt.
Tears in eyes claiming their
own daughter isn't getting married.
The schemes they plotted
to stop marriage proposals.
Manisha! What happened?
Their courage was that they planned it
perfectly and no one would figure it out.
But this girl's belief was that someone
would come to understand her eventually.
What they wanted wasn't
Manisha's first marriage, Dad.
They didn't want the
marriage to happen at all.
But why are you doing all this?
As soon as we got married,
they tried to k*ll me.
Hit him.
k*ll him!
Dad, the thief's been caught.
Oh god!
Uncle!
This whole two mangalsutra dosha
story is nothing but a lie.
I want the truth.
Why did you do all this?
Oh no! Did the cycle have to get
punctured in this rain? Come fast!
Dear
Look there!
It looks like an accident.
- Accident?
Come quickly!
Sir? Sir?
No sign of breathing.
Look at her now.
Come on check.
Let's go. Why does it matter to us? Let's go.
- Let's inform someone.
We came to this town for a livelihood.
We don't need police, cases, and headaches.
Let's leave. Come!
No dear, please listen to me...
Nothing, let's go.
A baby! It sounds like
there's a baby in the car.
Oh my god! A baby!
Dear, look here!
Oh my dear!! Look here!
We should raise her as our
own and give her a good life.
Sure, sister.
What?
Should we give her a life
and then live by begging?
A rare opportunity has come.
What? You didn't understand?
Even I didn't understand
until the lawyer explained.
That baby is the sole
heiress to 100 crores.
Why are you talking nonsense?
After 22 years, whoever enters the
girl's life through marriage
her father wrote that the entire property
would go to them.
So, we can't do anything
about her being the daughter.
So what should we do now?
Let's enjoy the property
along with the girl.
What? Didn't understand?
After the girl grows up,
marriage proposals will happen.
But marriage shouldn't happen.
For a girl to get married,
two things are needed.
One, beauty. Two, money.
If someone comes
forward seeing her beauty
we'll say there is a defect
in the girl's horoscope.
If someone comes
forward seeing the money
we'll say there is no money.
We'll say we are in debt ourselves.
If someone crosses all
this and comes forward
we'll introduce him to death.
In short, let's see that the girl
doesn't get married in her life.
Manisha, what shall we do with them now?
If you wanted money, you just had to ask.
I would have given it, Dad.
For that, did you have to trouble me
so much for 10 years?
In all these years, didn't
you feel bad even once, Dad?
That you were causing a girl so much pain?
Is it because I truly wasn't born to you?
If I were born to you, would
you have done this, Dad?
Disgusting!
Manisha.Manisha.
- Aunty
Manisha.
Dear Manisha
stop, Manisha.
Where are you going?
This designthis is also fine.
Check every corner.
Srikanth!
It's only a problem if I marry you, right?
Not if I share a bed with you right?
What? Have you decided that
you won't get married at all?
Did you come here to
say yes to what I asked for?
Why is she pointing to her finger?
Is she ordering a gold ring?
He is my freaking husband.
Hey, everyone's watching us.
Are you ordered rings here now?
He's a useless fellow.
Every idiot somehow gets stuck with you.
Do you know how worried I was, Manisha?
I was scared you might commit suicide
Why would I get without you, Vishnu?
So you mean you want me
to commit suicide too, Manisha?
Vishnu!
What?
Well your whole sneaky family has arrived.
Manisha!
Thank God! The girl is fine.
Dear,
we all made a huge mistake.
We're going back to where we came from.
Look at his face and
he's acting emotional now?
Dad
you don't need to go anywhere.
I'll talk to Vishnu.
Oh no, what kind of trouble
is she going to start now?
Vishnu listens to whatever I say.
Are you already controlling your husband?
Please Vishnu.
They only got greedy because of the
property the lawyer mentioned.
They're not actually angry with me.
I've already lost my birth parents; I don't
want to lose the ones who raised me too.
Please Vishnu.
I'm still not convinced.
- Please
Okay, I accept them for your sake.
Dear...
Okay, okay! Stop the over-acting.
Even at award functions,
people don't perform this much.
Their happiness is fine,
but what about ours?
So, what do you want us to do?
Hey wait man.
- Sir!
Dad...
They kept my first wedding simple, right?
Put on your glasses.
But this time I want it grand.
Give it a full build-up.
Point your finger at them.
Uncle! This time, the wedding
arrangements shouldn't be simple.
I will see your end.
My daughter-in-law looks so pretty.
Namaskaram.
- Namaskaram.
Welcome Guruji.
I don't drink anything except mango juice.
Look at this guy's attitude...
"Mango juice," really?
The arrangements are amazing!
What have you even seen yet?
Just wait until all the properties
are in our name; We'll rock this town!
Vishnu... Guruji is here.
Guru-ji! Namaskaram!
- Namaskaram!
Why are you so late?
Sorry for being late,
the traffic was terrible.
Dear, the priest is calling.
- Yes, I'm coming.
That fool is the bride's father.
Greetings.
- Greetings.
You've managed everything well.
Who is he?
This is the astrologer who said your daughter doesn't
have any astrological issues with having two mangalsutras.
Look, he's still shaking.
Oh Great Soul!
Oh my, not just the girl's horoscope,
in a moment, our horoscopes too...
Dear please come...
- Okay come.
You go and sit Vishnu.
- Hey, make him sit
Hello? Where are you?
What happened to you?
Nothing, sir. It's Vishnu's wedding,
so I just got a stylish makeover for fun...
But why does he look like
this after the makeover?
He thinks he's the great Mahesh Babu,
wearing such a useless getup.
Who is he, sir?
It's a long story, I'll tell you later.
The auspicious time is
approaching I must leave.
He'll take care of him.
He'll look after him.
Hey, get lost.
Go sit down over there.
Namaskaram.
- Namaskaram.
It's time for the
Mangalyadharana (tying the knot).
Sir, tie it.
You said that very well.
Manisha, are there any more twists left?
Vishnu, just tie the knot first!
I'll tell you everything later.
Hey...
No.. No... Nothing like that.
I'll stab you...
There's a game about having kids
Won't you play?
- If it's that game, I'll ace it.
It's time for the wedding band.
Play the drums.
[Marriage chants]
May you have a long and happy married life!
Hey, you're a bachelor! You shouldn't
be throwing the sacred rice yet!
Fine, then I'll throw it on the priest!
Priest, is it necessary for us to see
the Arundhati star once more?
"Behold the antics of Vishnu!
Witness his bizarre displays!"
"Vastu, numerology, Astrology...
Invented just for him!"
"Behold the antics of Vishnu!
Witness his bizarre displays!"
"Call them "blind superstitions" if you want, But
that's exactly where he finds his daily bliss."
Text me the address.
Text me the address.
Text me the address.
"If a priest says the
directions aren't right,"
"He will literally sleep standing up
to avoid a bad omen."
"If NASA ever sent a rocket
to visit the nine planets,"
"He'd hop on just to offer
prayers along the way!"
"He won't kick start his bike
without checking the "forbidden hours,"
"From crossing cats to chirping lizards,
he tracks every omen in the book."
"Even in a city bus seat,
He checks Vastu before he sits!"
"Peg after peg he may pour,
But won't cross his lucky number score!"
"Up to a certain point,
people call it "faith,"
"But when it's like this,
they call it a "manic trance!"
"What auspicious hour did his parents
pick to bring him into this world?"
"This Earth will never find another
"Crazy Star" like him again!"
"Behold the antics of Vishnu!
Witness his bizarre displays!"
"Vastu, numerology, Astrology...
Invented just for him!"
"Behold the antics of Vishnu!
Witness his bizarre displays!"
"Yo, Prince Charming!
What's with this sticky situation?"
"Life is shivering...
shaking like a leaf!"
"A thorny rose has caught your heart in battle.
Wedding drums sound like trouble knocking,"
"Your heart's getting crushed..
Tick, tick, cracking."
"Did he turn sadist and script this twist?"
"All the interest in love
has gone down the drain."
"I don't know which way is best..
It's a hell of a test."
"My brain is scrambled like
a double-roast egg dosa!"
"Confusion, confusion!
Topsy-turvy confusion!"
"Left, right, love, or risk...
this confusion is skinning me alive!"
"Confusion, confusion!
Topsy-turvy confusion!"
"That girl's confusion
drives me to delusion!"
"Listen to this "Vemana"
poem about a girl's love:"
"On the outside, she looks
like a delicate jasmine vine,"
"But inside that vine,
there's a whole lot of drama!"
"It's like a thousand-watt
current is surging through her."
"The girl I thought was a "sweetie-pie"
turned into an "Anaconda."
"The sweet news I expected
turned into a "Death Note."
"The cute romantic talk
turned into cold sweats!"
"This beautiful love story is headed
straight for a train wreck!"
"A rainbow in the blue sky,
followed by a gentle drizzle..."
"Just as I thought "How lovely!",
a lightning bolt struck."
"Her words are a thrill one second,
and a total buzzkill the next."
"My life is stuck at a crossroads,
and I'm pulling my hair out!"
"Confusion, confusion!
Topsy-turvy confusion!"
"Left, right, love, or risk...
this confusion is skinning me alive!"
"Confusion, confusion!
Topsy-turvy confusion!"
"That girl's confusion
drives me to delusion!"
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