01x04 - Kengo/Shinzo

[bunniefuu]

[Mutsumi humming softly]

Ah! Quite tasty, if I say so myself!

Now to finish it off.

[Taiyo] Hey, sorry, Mutsumi.

-[growls]

-[Mutsumi] What is it, Taiyo?

H-How do you put on a bra, again?

[gasps]

M-Mutsumi! It's not what you think!

This is just

[Mutsumi] I-It's all right.

No matter what kind of inclinations

you may have, I'll embrace them.

[Taiyo] Uh, no! I was only

practicing my disguise skills!

Please look me in the eye!

[woman chuckles]

All right, then,

shall I show you how it's done?

Who are you?

Kengo! You're not doing that again?

-Kengo?

-[chuckles softly]

[Mutsumi] Come on, now!

Hey, Mutsumi. You wouldn't

happen to know where Taiyo

[Kengo] Don't you like this?

[Taiyo] Hey, don't force it on me.

Can you be more gentle? Hey!

I guess every married couple

does things differently

[Taiyo] This is a misunderstanding!

What? Are you saying our relationship's

a misunderstanding, too?

Hey! What are you talking about, Kengo?

-[Kengo] That makes me sad!

-Huh? Kengo?

I'm telling you,

this is all a misunderstanding!

Taiyo, you're no fun.

Play along with me a little more.

I don't want to!

[Kyoichiro] Morning, Mutsumi!

Your big bro's about to go on a mission,

so come on and kiss me goodbye!

[thud]

[groans]

[opening theme playing]

MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY

PLAN 4

KENGO/SHINZO

[Shinzo] Pretty rough morning

for you, huh?

[Taiyo chuckles lightly]

Oh, are you heading out

on a mission now, Big Bro Shinzo?

Yeah. That's right.

Is it a tough mission?

Nope. Just a low-level mission,

retrieving the original plate

for counterfeit money,

so it shouldn't take long.

[Taiyo] That's low-level?

[Shinzo] Hey, almost forgot.

Taiyo, there's something

I wanted to give you.

Huh?

Seriously

I can't believe Kengo and Big Bro

Kyoichiro's early-morning antics!

[chuckles softly]

-[baseball bat clinks]

-[whooshes]

[boy] Watch out!

A no-look catch?

[ball whooshes]

H-Hey, you!

We'd love for you to join our team!

[bell ringing]

Ahh

[Mutsumi] Listen, Taiyo

Huh? What's up?

You don't seem to have noticed,

but you're becoming

more and more superhuman

thanks to your training.

If you're not careful,

you'll give yourself away.

Huh?

They can't sense your presence

or hear your footsteps,

so people are calling you "ninja"

behind your back these days.

[Taiyo] Ninja

My bad.

[Mutsumi] Cheer up!

Here! "Ahh!"

[Taiyo] Wouldn't this kind of thing

make me stick out, too?

Ahh

[Mutsumi] Hey.

I almost forgot!

Taiyo, are you free after school today?

There's something I'd like you

to help me out with when we get home.

[Taiyo] Uh, sure, that's fine with me.

[Mutsumi] Thanks!

[chuckles softly]

YOZAKURA

Item number three.

Compensation is short by $100,000.

Check with the client.

The return on this apartment complex

is less than 5%, so I'm rejecting it.

Tell them to write up a proposal for 5.5%.

C-Copy that.

I don't know how you do it,

sorting all these stacks of documents.

[Mutsumi] Well, I'm used to it.

This kind of administrative work

is part of the head's job, too.

Real estate management,

funding, investing stocks.

[Taiyo] R-Right.

Once in a while, Big Bro Kyoichiro

sneaks in fake divorce papers,

-so make sure you burn every page.

-Hmm?

PETITION FOR DIVORCE

As you wish.

[sighs wearily]

Kengo again, huh?

Mm?

KENGO'S ROOM

-[knocking on door]

-[Mutsumi] Kengo? We're coming in.

[Kengo] What? No way.

I'm super busy playing a game right now.

[both] Mm.

STOP

[Taiyo] This place is a huge mess.

[Kengo] Hey, come on, you two.

-[Taiyo gasps]

-You're invading my privacy!

[Taiyo] Where'd he come from?

Look, you! You forgot to attach

the paperwork for a report again.

Now get out of there right now!

[Kengo] What a stickler!

A missing attachment or two,

what difference does it make?

[Taiyo] And where did that come from?

You're as sloppy as ever, aren't you?

I bet it's buried somewhere around here.

[sighs]

[Taiyo] I'll look, too,

so why don't you join us, Kengo?

-[Kengo] I wouldn't do that if I were you.

-Huh?

[Kengo] Since there are

g*ns and hand grenades in the pile, too.

Whoa!

Not to mention

I never do anything that's a hassle!

I'm a free spirit! [chuckles]

At least put some clothes on.

Huh? Not happening.

My skin's exhausted from all

those disguises, and I'm healing it now.

[Mutsumi] At least make an effort to

hide it in front of your younger sister.

Oh, come on! Back in the day,

you and I bathed together, remember?

You'd say, "Big Bro! Big Bro!"

And you'd always be clinging to me!

You sure were adorable back then.

-[Mutsumi] Back then?

-[gasps]

[Kengo] These days, you're such a nag,

and you've really grown

into that mom role.

-[Mutsumi gasps]

-Mutsumi?

[Mutsumi] I think it's time

that I disciplined you, no?

As the head of the Yozakura family.

[chuckles]

Oh!

Oh, crap!

[Mutsumi] Naive of you.

Hibernation, activate.

-[rumbling]

-[Taiyo gasps]

SHION MAGNIFIERS

ZOOM, X-RAY, VIDEO RECORDING, ETC.

[Shinzo] Technology this sophisticated

how on earth

Not only that,

but this airtight security system

Well, well! Mr. Director. I am honored

that you would visit us directly.

[director] Looks like it's going well.

[man] Yes, the counterfeit bills

produced by our company

now command 60% of the market.

We've also secured an overseas pipeline.

We have that youngster to thank, don't we?

[Shinzo] I knew it. There's someone else

pulling all the strings.

[clicking]

[beeping]

[alarm buzzing]

[groans] A double trap?

[grunts]

[g*nshots firing]

MUTSUMI'S ROOM

[Mutsumi] Looks like he's not in my room.

[Taiyo] I never knew you had

all these hobbies, Mutsumi.

[Mutsumi] Well, a lot of the time,

I couldn't go out

because someone was after me.

They were the perfect outlets for stress.

[Taiyo] And you've depicted the cause

of your stress in your artwork.

SHION'S ROOM

KEEP OUT!

-[thumping]

-[Mutsumi] Big Sis Shion! I'm coming in!

[Shion] Playing hide-and-seek

with Kengo again?

There's no sign of him

having come this way! [strains]

[grunts, pants]

YOU DIED!

YOU ARE NOT EXERCISING!

Damn it!

No wonder I suck at physical games!

[Taiyo] Then maybe

you should just not play them?

[Mutsumi] Thanks, Big Sis Shion.

There'd be hell to pay if he woke up

Big Sis Futaba, so he wouldn't be here.

[Nanao] I don't think

he came here, either.

If he were here, he'd die, you know.

[Mutsumi] Thanks!

[snoring]

Not here, either, huh?

This room is so posh!

[gasps] W-Wow!

He's not here, either.

That leaves only

KYOICHIRO

Hey, Mutsumi

Let's move on now!

I don't have the energy to waste on this.

[door creaks, closes]

[Taiyo] He's not here, huh?

You think maybe he's outside by now?

We're good.

There's no escaping Hibernation.

And besides

[Futaba] What's going on, you two?

Just standing around there

We still can't find Kengo.

You're playing hide-and-seek

with Kengo again?

What?

Where have you all been till now, Big Sis?

[Nanao] We were compiling the data

on the product we confiscated

from that drug cartel we busted last week.

Turns out it was third-rate stuff

of only 10% purity.

Times are tough everywhere, huh?

They used to be quite the infamous cartel.

-[snicker]

-[Taiyo and Mutsumi gasp]

[shouting] Th-There he is!

Hey, you finally noticed me!

-[grunts]

-Come back here!

[all sigh]

[footsteps]

[Kengo grunts]

[Taiyo panting] Whoa!

-[loud thud]

-Taiyo?

Ow, ow, ow.

He threw the whole frame at me.

Are you okay? Where's Kengo?

He went through there.

I've never seen a secret passageway

like this, even on the mansion blueprints!

That Kengo! He went and created it!

[yelling] So frustrating!

He got away from me!

It's all right, Mutsumi.

You did a good job.

[sighs in exasperation]

Hibernation disable.

[rumbling]

[Taiyo] Oh, well. Let's just start looking

for that paperwork ourselves.

STOP

Right.

Thanks

-[handcuff clicks]

-Kengo!

[gasps] What are you talking about,

Mutsumi? I'm

Under no circumstances is it possible to

escape this mansion during Hibernation.

That's why you needed me to disable it,

no matter what.

The reason you lured Taiyo

wearing that lame disguise

was also to make me disable Hibernation.

I win, right?

And by the way

when Taiyo opens a door,

he always lets me pass through it first.

[gasps]

Your attention to detail regarding

the people you replicate is phenomenal,

but you still have some work to do

before you can really see

my husband and me.

[gasps]

[Mom] Kengo, you're a big brother now.

I want you to hold tight

onto Mutsumi's hand.

[laughs softly]

Oh, man, you got me.

No wonder you're the head!

Sorry for what I did before, Taiyo.

[Taiyo] Oh, hey

It's no big deal for me.

And Mutsumi seemed like

she was actually enjoying herself.

-[Kengo] Hmm.

-[Taiyo] Huh?

Hey, Taiyo.

From now on, you're not allowed

to speak to me so formally, okay?

What? But

I mean, I'm only a year older than you,

so it kind of

gives me the creeps, you know?

Okay?

[Taiyo] Hey! I found the paperwork!

[Kengo] Hey, that's our Taiyo!

Dependable all the time, yo!

[Taiyo chuckles]

Jeez, just listen to you, Kengo.

She got me!

YOU PROMISED NOT TO DISPLAY THESE

WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

[whining]

-[door slams]

-Mutsumi!

[Taiyo] Mmm! So good!

This curry tastes amazing!

Really? I'm so glad to hear that!

[Taiyo] Come to think of it

Big Bro Shinzo's late.

Is something wrong?

No, no.

Anyway, is there some kind

of secret ingredient in here?

I added some cyanide

to the spices, I guess?

[chokes]

[Mutsumi] There's more if you want!

-[telephone ringing]

-[gasps softly]

I'll get that! [pants]

THE BLACK SAKURA PHONE

THE FAMILY'S EXCLUSIVE HOTLINE

From Big Bro Shinzo?

Yes? Hello?

[Shinzo, yelling] Mutsumi!

Save me! [cries]

Is everything all right?

I'll switch it to video chat.

M-M-M-M-M-Mutsumi!

[Mutsumi] Calm down, Big Bro.

I can't!

Now, now, at times like these,

you count how many rounds

your g*ns can hold, remember?

[Taiyo] What does that mean?

The derringer holds two.

The combat holds six. The GL*CK holds 17.

[Taiyo] He's really counting!

[Mutsumi] So you're saying

that you exchanged shots,

but there were more of the enemy

than you thought,

so you used up all your weapons?

Without my weapons, I'm I'm

[Mutsumi] Big Bro Shinzo is a weapons

expert, but unarmed, he's a super-wimp.

[Taiyo] I can't believe

he survived till now.

So

[Goliath grunts]

Huh?

DO NOT ENTER

[adventurous music playing]

Is this a field trip?

[Mutsumi] Taiyo, can you hear me?

[Taiyo] Yeah.

[Mutsumi] Okay, good.

I'm going to navigate

while I also soothe Big Bro, okay?

[Taiyo] Gotcha.

[Mutsumi] Taiyo,

please don't overdo it, okay?

Right!

[Mutsumi] Once upon a time,

on a certain b*ttlefield,

there lived a mercenary grandpa

and a combat-obsessed grandma.

The grandpa would go up the mountain

to hunt stragglers

while the grandma

would go to the river to m*ssacre

[Taiyo] How is this soothing?

Hey, kid. Who are you?

[gasps]

To deal with g*ns behind you,

you need agility more than anything.

-[grunts]

-[Shinzo] By deliberately pushing back,

you can neutralize

a semi-automatic g*n's firing mechanism.

Lock both the g*n and his hand under

your arm, then clobber him on the chin.

[grunts in pain]

[breathing heavily]

[Mutsumi] Taiyo, are you all right?

[man 1] What was that noise I heard?

This way!

[Taiyo exhales sharply]

Don't panic. Focus.

There are three enemies.

Armed with g*ns and knives.

Found him!

[grunts]

Damn you

[grunts]

What, stab-proof clothes?

[grunts]

[man 2 gasps]

[Taiyo] This is

for me?

[Shinzo] Yeah.

Since you'll be going on missions, too.

I'm sure it will come in handy.

[Taiyo] Thank you very much!

YOZAKURA SELF-DEFENSE g*n "YAE"

EIGHT MILLION VOLTS OUTPU

-[electricity crackling]

-[man 2 grunts]

[Mutsumi] The rain of blood splatter

from the MP5's barrage

gave Little Red Riding Hood

an even darker shade of red

-[door opens]

-[Shinzo exclaims]

-Taiyo!

-Big Bro Shinzo!

I'm so glad you're okay.

Here, this is the g*n

Mutsumi asked me to bring

[screaming] I was so scared!

This scent of steel

and brass and gunpowder

The sheen of the barrel

and the grittiness of the grip

-Don't you think we should retreat now?

-The bump made by the front sight

[man shouting] There they are!

-Huh?

-[g*nsh*t fires]

[grunting]

In a split second?

[Shinzo] They won't be so quick to fire

at you if you're holding this.

Stay behind me!

[man grunts]

[men grunting]

[Taiyo] So quick

I think the factory's emergency exit

is the quickest way out of here.

Mutsumi, show us the way.

[Mutsumi] Right!

[men grunting]

This way, Taiyo!

[g*nsh*t fires]

[Taiyo grunts]

[Shinzo] Taiyo!

[man] Move another inch,

and I'll go for his head next.

It'll take less than three minutes for him

to bleed out from a b*llet to the thigh.

Don't worry. I'm not going to k*ll you

until you've given up everything.

If you want to give him first aid,

put down your weapon.

[Shinzo groans]

[man chuckles] So you're easier

to get through to than they say.

[Taiyo groans]

[Mutsumi] Even Big Bro, who treasures

his weapons more than anything,

will readily relinquish them for

something that he treasures even more.

But if he does that,

he won't be able to protect

the very thing that he treasures.

That's why

That's why you need to arm him

with this, whatever it takes.

[grunts]

Even if it's far from being a weapon

anything that feels comfortable

in Big Bro Shinzo's grip

-becomes a powerful weapon.

-[grunts]

[g*nsh*t fires]

-[b*llet whizzing]

-[g*nshots firing]

[b*llet impacts]

[man] Damn monster!

Sorry, Taiyo.

If it hadn't been for my carelessness

No, I'm the one who messed up.

After all, I came to rescue you,

but I ended up dragging you down.

I know I made Mutsumi worry, too.

Come to think of it

that g*n just now,

I think it must be out of b*ll*ts.

Will you be okay unarmed?

Don't remind me.

If I think about it,

I know I'm totally going to die.

[chuckles nervously]

[Shinzo] But it's all good.

From now on, I want to be stronger.

Maybe I can get used to it,

little by little.

Because, see,

I may be like this, but I'm still

I'm your big bro, after all.

Mm?

-[wind blows gently]

-[chuckles]

[footsteps approaching]

[man 1] Who hired you?

If you give him up right now,

I'll let you off easy

by just pulverizing

the bones in your limbs.

[man 2 spits, scoffs]

Like I'd ever tell you

[hammer thuds]

[man 1] Now, then

what's next on the schedule?

[ending theme playing]