01x07 - You've Finally Figured It Out.

[bunniefuu]

[birds chirping]

♪

[bell chimes]

♪

[machine beeping]

[whimpering]

[whining and barking]

♪

[chuckles]

Yokoya.

Katsuda's Sauce

[indistinct chatter]

Half of a cabbage.

Some potatoes.

Fresh onions.

And carrots.

Why, hello, Ms. Servant!

Making curry, are we?

Oh.

That is the plan.

Perfect.

One more tater on the house.

[MIKU]

'Scuse me.

♪

I, uh

Is there something

that I can help you with,

Young Miss?

You see. I've been

watching you shop and stuff.

And you're just so wonderful.

I wanna learn

how to be just like you!

I am honored.

Hooray!

So, first off I need to know

where you got those

pretty clothes.

You like my clothes?

- [giggles]

- [MIKU] I love 'em!

I've been dying to ask you

about them for a while!

They're just so unusual!

Unlike anything I've ever seen!

[gasps]

I thought

if I dress super weird, too,

I'll be just like you!

♪

Huh?

Oh! Ms. Yuki!

Hello, Master.

Whaddya know.

Small world, eh?

Is it abnormal to walk

around in a maid outfit?

[HITOYOSHI] After that, we made

plans for next Sunday.

To go clothes

shopping with Ms. Yuki.

[RIKO]

Oh, Big Brother!

[gasps]

Over here!

It's me!

[HITOYOSHI]

What are you doing here?

[giggles]

Did you really think

I'd let you go

on a shopping spree

without me?

♪

[RIKO]

Oh, it's on.

I'll clear my calendar, Bro!

Right. I know why you're here

but why are you here?

[giggles]

[GRACE]

When I overheard your plans,

I just had to partake!

[HITOYOSHI] Do you realize

how creepy that sounds?

[YUKI]

My apologies.

I was certain I had destroyed

all of her listening devices.

[GRACE]

Too bad, so sad!

There's still one live

one in the living room!

[HITOYOSHI]

Could you please stop engaging

in high-tech espionage

behind my back?

I would never trust Mr. Hamster

to pick out feminine

clothes all on his own.

History would suggest that

you're the untrustworthy

one here!

[RIKO]

Wait.

You're suspiciously cool

and kinda gorgeous.

Does that mean

you're an assassin as well?

[chuckles]

I am!

[HITOYOSHI] Hey!

Please keep your

claws off of my little sister!

Whoa.

The alluring aroma

of a mature woman!

You're adorable and amusing,

just like your brother.

[HITOYOSHI]

Okay, moving right along.

Let's start picking out

some clothes, Ms. Yuki!

Oh!

That reminds me!

There's a nearby store

that we totally

need to check out!

- Is that so?

- Cool.

We can try there first.

Hooray!

♪

Come out, come out!

[YUKI]

Okay.

[HITOYOSHI]

Seriously?

How is that supposed

to help her blend in?

Sorry!

I had to!

You can't blame a girl

for trying, right?

I'm not so sure.

This seems more restrictive

than my last one,

which is a problem for me.

[HITOYOSHI] I guess that's

one way to choose clothes.

[RIKO] Oh, no, but you look

so amazing in it!

Really, I'm obsessed!

[HITOYOSHI]

Hey!

Don't forget,

we're here to buy

her normal clothes

that she's comfortable in!

[RIKO]

I know, I know!

[cat meows]

Fine, I'll show you

how it's done.

I'll teach you two

how to assemble

an adult outfit.

♪

Well, Master?

What do you think?

[HITOYOSHI] I think dressing

like that would cause

more problems than

it would solve!

I concur.

[YUKI]

It would be most difficult

to hide my knives

in this outfit.

[HITOYOSHI] Efficiency

and knife coverage, eh?

[HITOYOSHI] We agree

that's not the outfit.

But since you're out

of the assassination game,

do you really need

to think about knives?

Oh, yes.

I always feel more

at ease knowing

they're nearby, even

if they're hidden from view.

[HITOYOSHI] I think most girls

care more about

where to hide their

lipstick and gum.

- [giggles]

- [HITOYOSHI] Hey, listen up!

If you're not going

to take this seriously,

I'm kicking you off

the shopping team.

[laughs]

[GRACE]

All right, my bad!

[RIKO] Fine, we'll go

to a normal store next.

[indistinct chatter]

♪

Gorgeous. In fact,

you look so darn good,

it's starting to piss me off.

You're like a model.

[HITOYOSHI] How did

that swimsuit get in there?

[GRACE]

So?

What kinda clothes

do you like, Hitoyoshi?

Huh?

Let's see.

Well, I guess

something like

a white sundress

would look pretty on her.

Ah, I gotchya.

So that's what does it for ya.

[HITOYOSHI] Can you just

leave me alone already?

Well, we finally

completed our mission, but

♪

It's a bit more like

we dodged having

to choose by just

buying everything.

I simply couldn't decide.

[chuckles]

Yeah, no kidding!

Look!

It's a Halloween fair!

I heard Halloween

was a big deal here in Japan,

but this is something else.

Let's go check it out!

[RIKO] Oh, my gosh!

There are so many costumes.

Okay!

We're not leaving

until we pick out

my big bro's costume!

What? Do we have

to dress up every year?

But of course!

You know it would break

Mom's heart if we didn't.

[chuckles]

[HITOYOSHI]

Riko! Wait for me!

It's trick or treatment!

Hey!

You mean treat.

♪

From Ms. Servant to Ms. Witch!

Gimme all your sweets

or you're goin' to the slammer!

Not that

this has anything at all

to do with Halloween,

of course.

Woo-hoo!

So sexy!

[both laugh]

Miss Riko's happy.

How nice.

It makes sense.

She has always

loved this time of year.

♪

[HITOYOSHI]

Oh? Sweet!

They're showing

the Batting Dead zombie movies!

That's one of my favorite

series of all time!

Oh!

Sounds like a good time.

Let's watch 'em!

Are we going?

Do you mind?

Does it mean

going to a movie theater?

I see.

Suppose you're not much

of a moviegoer, are you?

I bet you prefer watching

comfortably at home.

It's just

Theaters were

only places I went

to assassinate targets.

I have never been

for entertainment purposes.

So, I've never actively

watched a movie in one.

Right. Well, I guess movie

theaters are loud and dark,

so it makes sense.

[glass shatter]

[MALE ACTOR 7A]

I've had enough!

I'm outta here!

[MALE ACTOR 7B] Wait!

Don't go that way!

[groans]

[screams]

[MALE ACTOR 7A]

Stay away! I mean it!

Brains!

[screaming]

♪

[burps]

[gasps]

[YUKI]

Zombies.

Scary.

What's so scary about zombies?

I feel like you could

kick any zombie's butt

without breaking a sweat.

[YUKI]

I'll try to explain.

First, I can't stand the foul

stench of decaying corpses.

[HITOYOSHI] Why did I expect

a regular answer?

Plus, they're already dead,

which means those monsters

can't even be k*lled.

She brings facts.

So scary!

[HITOYOSHI]

All she wants is to be normal.

But her past is all she knows.

It's still her only

basis for comparison.

[YUKI] Furthermore,

I have no experience

being a corpse, so

[HITOYOSHI]

That's fine!

Really, you don't know

until ya know, y'know?

A ruthless assassin

who's afraid of zombies.

That's weird, yo.

[laughs]

[whimpering softly]

[whimpering]

Look at this, Big Brother!

It's like a gift straight

from whipped-cream heaven!

Oh, man.

That thing's enormous!

Sure you won't spoil

your dinner?

I'll finish with room to spare!

[chomps]

Yum!

[RIKO]

You want some, Ms. Yuki?

Are you sure you don't mind?

[RIKO]

Have at it!

[chomps]

So?

It's delicious.

- Huh?!

- Say, "Ah!"

That is so not happening!

Give it up already!

[RIKO]

Then it's my turn!

♪

[RIKO] Open the hatch,

it's crepe o'clock!

No, thank you

[RIKO]

It's tasty, right?

[HITOYOSHI]

Yeah, but don't do that again.

You're losing your edge, Naka.

I expect much more

from someone

of the Hikage bloodline.

Be aware of your

surroundings at all times.

Never relent.

I humbly apologize,

Brother Tatsu.

We'll focus on lower-body

strength at training.

[NAKA]

Thank you.

I am honored to have

your guidance.

[RIKO] Shopping with you

was way too much fun!

Let's go again sometime!

[YUKI]

Of course.

[RIKO]

You, too, Ms. Grace!

[GRACE] Oh!

Just try and stop me!

[RIKO] Next time,

we'll leave my bro at home

and have

a legit girls' day out!

[HITOYOSHI] Great.

No arguments over here.

[sighs]

[RIKO] We'll see ya real soon,

Ms. Grace!

- Bye!

- [chuckles]

I'll go ahead and walk

this one back home now.

So, what's on the docket

for you?

Well, I'll head home

and begin preparations

for dinner.

Sounds good.

See ya later, Yuki!

See ya, Ms. Yuki!

♪

[indistinct chatter]

[bell tinkling]

♪

[thunder rumbling]

[whining and barking]

Would you like to play?

It's covered in slobber.

We were out all day

today, and so

I didn't get to do the laundry.

While I await Master,

laundry time!

Agemochitaro.

Let's get that toy

and towel nice and clean.

Ready?

Wait for me!

[thunder rumbling]

Hmm.

That's thunder.

I hope Ms. Yuki's okay.

[thunder rumbling]

[YUKI]

It seems the power is out.

[thunder rumbling]

[gasps]

♪

- Brains!

- [growls]

[clatters]

[YUKI] Was it the puppy

who made that noise?

- Brains!

- [growls]

♪

[whimpering]

[thunder rumbling]

[gasps]

[HITOYOSHI]

So, you're saying.

You got scared

and accidentally sliced up

Mochita's towel like a zombie?

- My sincerest apologies.

- [dog whimpering]

Simmer down, little guy.

[YUKI]

I promise

I will repair

your special towel at once.

I dunno.

Hate to say it,

but I think this thing

may be well beyond repair.

I will fix it.

Mark my words!

You will?

Well.

Cool, that's good news.

You hear that, Mochita?

And by the way,

I see you're wearing

the maid outfit.

You can tell me.

Is it because

you don't really like

the clothes we bought for you?

That is not the reason

whatsoever.

I truly love all the clothes

we selected

and bought together.

Please allow me to explain.

You see

♪

[MASTER] I am happy to confirm

that you will attend to me

from this moment forward.

The clothing is a present

to mark the occasion.

[YUKI]

It's not just a maid outfit,

it was a very special gift

from my prior master.

It's the only thing

I have left to remember him.

I'm afraid he is no longer

in this world.

[MASTER]

If you ever decide to leave

this murderous life behind,

know that you will always

have my full support, Xue.

[YUKI] At the time,

I could not comprehend

the meaning behind

those words,

and consequently,

I continued serving him

as an assassin.

All this time later

that same outfit

has given me the opportunity

to live a new life,

here with you.

Huh!

Even if this clothing

is not considered normal,

I still wish to continue

wearing it.

I suppose that means

that I am a weird girl.

I don't think that's true.

Thank you but she thought

it was weird for an assassin

to fear the undead.

Ah.

Ms. Grace did say

something to that effect,

didn't she?

She's got it wrong

and that's not weird either.

[gasps]

It's normal to wear

the things you love

and to be afraid

of whatever frightens you.

Them's facts.

For you, those just so happen

to be maid outfits

and zombies but that's

what makes you, you.

Really.

It's normal to have stuff

you like and dislike

and it makes total sense

to want to cherish

those feelings, too.

So, you're good.

That said, go find your

own version of normal.

Figure out what works

best for you, Ms. Yuki!

My version of normal?

[chuckles]

That's right!

- [whimpering]

- Down boy!

We've still gotta make

dinner first, you know.

You'll just have

to wait a bit longer.

[chuckles]

Someone's impatient!

I see.

It's that towel.

That's the one

that was with you

when we first

took you in, huh?

It must remind him

of his parents or something.

It's Agemochitaro's

old family.

Wait!

Please, Master!

Hm?

If you wouldn't mind at all,

may I try my hand at repairing

the towel before dinner?

Sure.

But why the rush?

I understand how he feels.

After all, this bell

is the only thing

left in the world

that links me

to someone very special.

My long-lost little sister.

Oh, wow.

I didn't know

you had a younger sister.

[bell chimes]

[YUKI] I can't stand

the thought of losing it.

A sister?

♪

Hmm.

Wait!

Ms. Yuki, back it up a bit!

♪

Hmm.