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01x03 - The Triangle From Hell

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Yakuza Fiancé". Aired: October 7, 2024 – December 23, 2024.*
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Yoshino Somei is a high school girl who was born and raised in a yakuza family.

01x03 - The Triangle From Hell

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[moaning]

[AYANO]

It feels like it's been ages.

You get a girlfriend

or something?

[gasps]

- Do you really wanna know?

- [Ayano gasps]

There is this one girl

that I'm head over heels for!

You say you're head over heels

with another girl's heels

over your head?

What's she even like?

Let me see a pic.

[KIRISHIMA]

Here, she's from Osaka.

[AYANO] God, I can't stand

girls prettier than me.

[sighs]

Wait, these are all candid.

[KIRISHIMA]

You noticed?

I'd ask her to pose

if she'd let me take a shot.

Sneaking pics is about the

shadiest thing I'll risk doing.

She'd end me

if I tried something,

even if it k*lled her.

Okay, I'm convinced

she hates you.

[KIRISHIMA]

She gets angry at me every day,

but she's never said

she hates me.

What?

Who's angry at someone

every single day?

Give up on this chick.

Why would I give up?

I'm in love with her.

You don't just give up

on the one you love.

[AYANO] Not even

if there's a guy she likes

back in Osaka?

Long-distance relationships

are a thing.

That sounds kinda hot

in its own way.

[sighs]

Ew!

You are so much of a freak,

I'm starting to feel

sorry for this girl

and I still don't see why

you're so obsessed with her.

You don't?

[AYANO] It's not worth

the stress if she's always mad.

THE TRIANGLE FROM HELL

[deep breaths]

[YOSHINO]

Is that

Grandpa?

[groans]

No, I'm in Tokyo.

Tokyo.

[gasps]

Ah!

[groans]

Just a dream.

No, that boy was in my room!

But I could have sworn

all of the doors were locked.

Did he break in?

He would've had to cut

through the chain, though.

And what would the point

of breaking in here even be?

Did he lose interest?

Decide it's time to get

rid of me the fun way?

It's possible.

[gasps]

sh*t, I've gotten

so used to his stunts,

the thought of him

k*lling me in my sleep

don't even faze me!

[sighs]

God, this is so stupid.

For now, I'll just change

the front door's lock, I guess.

And buy a weapon.

Hm.

Or maybe not.

[dog howling]

[deep breaths]

[YOSHINO]

Great, he's here.

Why?

What's he doing?

And is that blood?

[groans]

If he really

is trying to k*ll me,

he'll get closer.

I'll only use it

as a last resort,

but the instant he touches me.

[groans]

[gasps]

He's braiding my hair?

[screams]

Enough!

I can't take it!

You creep!

The hell do you want?

[thuds]

Jeez, Yoshino.

You really scared me there.

Scared you?

You're the idiot who broke

into my room

and has me pinned to the floor!

[KIRISHIMA]

Oh, sorry! Reflex!

Here. Upsy-daisy.

You aren't hurt are you?

You dumbass!

I'd rather you explain

how you got in

and what for.

Now, talk!

I used the door.

Made a spare key

from aluminum foil

then I undid the chain

with some string.

[YOSHINO]

You damn criminal!

[groans]

[screams]

Well, I hope

you're nice and comfy

'cause you're in

for one big lecture!

[KIRISHIMA]

Fine.

No more crime

or common sense talk.

Apparently, those are too

abstract for your brain.

But look here!

Don't sneak

into people's rooms.

Just get consent

before you go in!

Not because it's common sense,

but because I don't

appreciate it when you do it.

- Are we clear?

- Yes, ma'am.

Okay, then.

Moving on

I know you didn't break in

to give me some braids,

so why were you in here?

[sighs]

[YOSHINO]

Come on, dude.

I realized that

you're always angry

or in a bad mood

whenever I see you,

and it got me thinking.

Then to make it worse,

someone said

it's 'cause you hate me.

So?

So, I came to see what you look

like when you're fast asleep.

No one's mad when they're

in a REM cycle, right?

Plus, I can look for as long

as I want to this way.

[gasps]

Oh.

Considering how

you almost seem wired

to act outside the law,

why would I be anything

other than angry?

Your forehead's bleeding

as we speak.

[KIRISHIMA]

Oh, this?

Yeah, I was out past curfew

and Tachibana socked me

pretty good for it.

[YOSHINO] What, you

of all people have a curfew?

Yep, it's 1:00 a.m.

- Not that I actually

stick to it. -[sighs]

Just hearing that

from your stupid,

smiling face pisses me off.

Yet you say you don't

wanna make me mad.

It's less about

not making you mad

and more about

seeing you not mad.

Well, for starters,

you could actually abide

by your curfew

and come home on time.

- Um.

- Point proven again.

Can't bring yourself

to do it, can you?

Only took a few weeks,

but I can read you

like the rule book

you toss to the wind,

and I also clocked the girls.

[YOSHINO]

You're drowning in 'em.

What girls?

Ah?

You've got a hickey on the

back of your neck, lover boy.

You're too easy.

But even if you weren't

obvious about it,

I would've picked up

on your habits

sooner or later, I'm sure.

[YOSHINO] Gramps likes to play

the field, too, you know.

If every woman he'd ever

slept with bore him a kid

a map of the entire city

would be less complex

than my family tree.

You don't have any kids runnin'

around already, do you?

[laughs]

Nope, I am kid-free.

At least I think so?

Be smart or keep it

in your pants, all right?

- What?

- For once.

I did something sketchy

and you didn't get mad at me.

Why would I be mad about that?

Well, I was seeing other girls

without telling you.

[sighs]

That's none of my business.

Please, do whatever you want.

[KIRISHIMA]

You're pretty forgiving.

Nah, my fuse is real short.

If somebody I liked

was fooling around,

he would be a dead man.

- What?

- What?

If that were true, I wouldn't

be breathing right now.

But, I am.

I'm not about

to become a m*rder*r

for a guy I don't care about.

[KIRISHIMA]

Then you do hate me after all.

[YOSHINO]

No, I never said that.

[KIRISHIMA] I've loved

every day I've spent with you.

You've got me rushing back home

when I know you'll be here.

School's even fun now,

thanks to you.

You changed everything.

I swear.

You do such vicious things

then spout off speeches

a fifth-grader would make.

Do you hate me or not?

I admit I avoid you,

but I don't do it

'cause I hate you or anything.

I just ain't a fan of how

unpredictable you are,

that's all.

[gasps]

You never bite

unless you're interested.

And if you are interested,

you go all in,

which is kinda refreshing.

[YOSHINO] I like how

true to yourself you are.

If you've got

any good qualities,

that covers them I'd say.

[gasps]

[YOSHINO] I'm gonna put

a bandage on that real quick.

Once I'm done, I want you out--

- [screams]

- I love you, too, angel!

"Angel?"

I'm gonna work real hard

so when I cheat on you,

you'll hunt me

like a wild animal

and skin me alive!

[YOSHINO]

What is your damage?

[birds chirping]

So hot.

I am too sleep-deprived

for this heat.

You got a package from Osaka

to start your day off right!

Oh, cool, thanks.

Is that also mine?

Nah, this second one's

addressed to me.

I sent a letter to Boss Somei,

and I guess he replied.

Wait, you wrote Gramps?

What are you, his pen pal?

I wrote an apology.

For dragging you around

the other night

and, of course, getting you

hurt in the process.

I apologized by phone, too.

You are weirdly

considerate sometimes.

Any idea what

he would send you?

[YOSHINO]

Actually, yeah.

I asked for some photos

of my dad.

You would be surprised

by how normal he was,

from what I hear.

Couldn't fight

to save his life,

and his hate for yakuza

made him butt heads

with Gramps a lot.

He moved out

and got hitched as soon

as he graduated high school.

Then he died in a bad accident

before I could breathe

my first breath,

so I never got

a strong sense of him.

"Bad" accident?

What's up?

Nothing but my love for you.

Oh, but did you hear your

grandpa will be in town

just two days from now?

He will?

Gramps hasn't said a thing.

You know what for?

The Goyu league

are having a get together.

[EBINE] I appreciate you all

for taking the time

to join us tonight.

And that goes double

for our gentlemen

of the Kirigaya group.

Lieutenants Renji Somei

and Narumi Azuma

made quite the trip

for this occasion,

and I'm most grateful for it.

We are gathered here

to pool our wits

beyond the distinctions

of east and west,

so that we may further

advance our organizations,

both collective and individual,

and continue to flourish

for many years to come.

To the union.

Cheers, men.

[INAMORI] The Kanto Goyu league

is a gathering

for the yakuza groups

of east Japan.

[KIRISHIMA] They meet up

for a dinner four times a year,

and the heads of the affiliated

groups all attend.

Kind of along the lines

of a political summit.

They used to only let groups

from the Kanto region join,

but now they've got

the Kirigaya family

from the Kansai region

in their ranks.

I had no idea about

any of this stuff.

And you should remain

that oblivious going forward.

Learn a lesson from

the Akaza Enterprises mess

and keep your nose to yourself.

[gasps]

Those old pictures of your

father made me remember

I have some

old photos here, too.

Do wanna see the boss

when he was younger?

Boss Somei's also in there.

Yeah?

[gasps]

I think I found Boss Miyama.

[KIRISHIMA] Yep,

that's him a few decades ago.

I would swear

you time-traveled!

You're like his twin!

Is the resemblance

really that strong?

[YOSHINO]

It's not a "resemblance!"

You are him!

This photo makes it seem like

they were pretty close,

doesn't it?

- Uh!

- I've got a hunch

they were great friends

back in the day.

- Huh?

- The boss

does not enjoy taking photos,

so these ten

are the only ones of him

from his younger years.

[KIRISHIMA] And Boss Somei

makes an appearance

in all ten of them.

My gramps loves taking photos,

even though they're all shaky.

Bet he forced

your gramps to join.

So, the boss would tolerate

having his photo taken

if Boss Somei made him,

meaning they were close.

That's where I got my hunch.

Gotcha.

What about this other guy?

The one behind Gramps.

[KIRISHIMA] That's Boss Akime

from the Ryuzetsu Family.

And yeah,

there's history there, too.

The Ryuzetsu Family has roots

in the Tokusa Clan, like we do.

Uh-huh.

It's amazing

how all three of them

are heading

major organizations now.

[INAMORI] Childhood friends

to yakuza bigwigs.

It just tugs

the heartstrings, man.



[RENJI]

Uh? Gaku.

- Hm?

- Hey, how ya been these days?

Fine.

Sounds like your voice

is putting your face to sleep!

Though you never did

have a lotta pep, huh?

I only sound sleepy

because I've been drinking

and I would like

to go to sleep now.

You still can't

hold your booze?

Don't need to.

I rarely indulge in the stuff.

Oh, that's right.

You weren't a lush,

but you did have a sweet tooth.

Got a little candy for ya.

They were givin' away

free tissues

at the station, too,

and I nabbed extra.

Thanks, but I'm good, so get

your hands out of my pants.

- [AKISHIBA]

Been a while, Renji.

- [BOTH] Hm?

[RENJI] Hey, it has been

a minute, Akishiba!

I see time has done

nothing to sap your energy.

[RENJI]

You think?

Here have a candy

and a tissue.

Why don't you keep them?

[MALE YAKUZA 3A] Boss,

the car's waiting out front.

Shall we?

Let's go, Gaku.

See ya round, Renji.

Hm?

Hey, just the man

I was hoping to find!

Are you ready for the real

drinking to start?

[RENJI]

Yeah, you know it!

I could definitely go

for another round or two.

Or three or four!

[growls]

[wind howling]

Did you say an album?

That's right.

There should be another one

apart from the one I have.

Where are you?

[SHOMA]

I'm over by my school.

Ah, I gotcha.

Well, the next time

you're at home,

would you mind checking

my room for it again?

Consider it done.

If it's in there, I'll find it.

[YOSHINO]

Thank you.

[Yoshino humming]

Ah, long time no see, Hotei!

You can say that again.

Been doin' good?

Actually,

I've been doin' great!

Is Gramps with you?

He went back

to Osaka last night.

He had to make

a meeting at HQ today.

Sorry, this was

a business trip, as you know.

But enough about that,

are you hungry?

I have a lunch date later on

that I should save room for,

but thanks for asking.

Meeting up with

Boss Miyama's grandson?

I mean, he is why I'm here.

[HOTEI]

What's he like?

[YOSHINO]

Well

Heard you two were causing

trouble the other day.

Does he take you out

after dark pretty regularly?

He doesn't, that was

just a one-time thing.

If I had to describe

what type of guy he is.

[groans]

MASOCHIS

SELF-DESTRUCTIVE

WOMANIZER

FAKE SMILE

He's a very mentally

durable boy.

I don't get it.

But whatever, just tell him

you wanna come over

to Osaka this summer.

What for?

[HOTEI] Ain't that

the sensible thing to do?

You might find this

overbearing,

but it's true either way.

I've been with you the longest

since you were born,

and I'd argue I've taken

the most care of you

over the years.

There's no argument there,

that's just facts.

Gramps was hardly around

when I was little.

I was basically raised

as your own daughter, Hotei.

[HOTEI] Don't ever repeat that

to the boss' face.

We're getting off topic.

Okay, look, I just wanna

meet this kid

and see if I can trust him

to care for you.

[HOTEI]

If he's up to it.

Oh, if I told him the person

who raised me

wanted to say hello,

he'd insist that

we drop by

as early as tomorrow.

No doubt about it.

[cheering]

HELLO,

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU

Hey there, Shoma.

- 'Bout time.

- Huh?

[indistinct chatter]

[MALE YAKUZA 3B]

Excuse me, Inamori.

Should I clean out

the locked room

over in the storage house?

I'll need a key.

That leads down

to the basement.

Don't go in there

even if it's unlocked.

[MALE YAKUZA 3B]

What's it for?

There was a time they used

to throw any members

addicted to drugs down

inside there to sober up.

Kirishima uses it for his

personal space these days

which is honestly kinda weird.

[KIRISHIMA]

Sure, fine by me.

It's been a while

since you've seen him, right?

Let me know

if you're gonna be late.

[door opens]

I'll come pick you up.

Who travels someplace overnight

with no change of clothes?

It's not like

I'm on vacation, though.

I came to give you

the photo album.

[YOSHINO]

And I appreciate that,

but you ain't drivin'

right back,

so you shoulda brought

stuff to wear tomorrow!

Now, see what fits you best!

[groans]



Um.

[sighs]

You really went

from your school

to Osaka last night,

then came straight

to Tokyo, huh?

[SHOMA]

Yeah, guess I did.

I feel sorry for that

poor motorcycle of yours.

[SHOMA] Well,

I wanted to check on you, too.

No telling what you'll do

when you lose your temper.

That's hilarious

coming from the guy

who was only 13 years old

when he joined up

all because of his bad temper,

no less.

What middle schooler

picks a fight with a yakuza

then joins?

In my defense,

I was drunk when it happened.

[YOSHINO] We both know

it wasn't just the alcohol.

At least you caught

a lucky break

fighting with Gramps, though.

Our family's full of deadbeat

good-for-nothings,

but if you'd kept livin'

the way you were back then,

you woulda wound up

as one of the worst

of the worst there ever was.

[SHOMA]

Probably.

Where do I ring this up, ma'am?

- It fits great.

- [gasps]

Put a damn shirt on yourself!

[switch clicks]

[creaking]

TORIASHI SHOMA

AFTER THE DEATH OF

HIS MOTHER, ADOPTED

BY HIS PATERNAL

GRANDPARENTS.

PUT INTO PROTECTIVE

CARE FOR A TIME

DUE TO CONFLICT WITH

GRANDPARENTS.

All right, Shoma Toriashi.

[chewing]

I guess your eating habits

haven't changed.

And you have got to cover up.

At least out in public, 'kay?

I thought the whole idea

was to get them in places

you can hide from plain view.

I'll be careful.

[sighs]

I don't understand

why you and Kirishima

even bothered getting those.

What's this Kirishima guy like?

[chuckles]

Hotei asked me the same thing,

and I didn't have

a good answer.

I still don't have one.

- Why not?

- 'Cause I'm not certain.

All I know is he's

a deranged psychopath.

Maybe if I didn't think of him

as a human being

he'd be easier to understand.

That doesn't make sense.

That's why I don't

have an answer.

And do you think

this "deranged psychopath"

is serious about

putting a ring on it?

[inhales]

Sounds like it.

But since he's so hard to read,

I can't tell

when he's joking or not.

[SHOMA] If he proposed,

would you say yes?

You think I'd marry him

after all I told you?

I'm just aiming to get

as much of his attention

as I can while I'm here,

dump him,

and head home to Osaka.

Simple as that.

You don't know the full reason

that you wound up

with the Miyamas right now.

Do you, Yoshino?

Sure, I do.

Gramps sprung this on me

'cause he's insane.

Well, you aren't wrong

about that.

Does the name Ranzo Suga

ring a bell?

[SHOMA] He's the chairman

of the Himetorano Clan.

Yeah, I know him.

A long time ago

when I was little,

Gramps took me on a vacation

with him and his family.

[SHOMA]

Then do you also know

why he and the boss

are so tight?

Well, they are friends.

Ain't friends tight?

The boss was about my age

when it happened

but the Himetorano chairman

at the time

and the fourth chairman

of the Kirigaya family

became sworn brothers.

[SHOMA] Their house is pretty

well established in Kanto,

and they gave HQ an in to start

gaining ground in Tokyo

which eventually led

to a gigantic w*r

between them

and the Tokusa Clan.

But just last year,

Boss Miyama and Gramps

swore an oath

of brotherhood, too.

Some kinda truce

to ensure there's peace.

[SHOMA] Sad thing is they might

get the exact opposite.

[gasps]

You see, when the

Himetorano Clan and HQ

pledged their oath,

on the surface,

they tried to promote peace

between east and west, but--

So, then do you think

there'll be another w*r?

Well, all I'm saying

is there's a chance.

And as long as you're in Tokyo,

I doubt that we'll see the boss

trying anything too aggressive

as per some

arrangement they have.

Or it could be

I'm overthinkin' this,

so just forget it.

[SHOMA]

I'm gonna get the tab.

[sighs]

A w*r, huh?

[Yoshino groans]

[YOSHINO]

I ate way too much.

When it's a buffet

I gotta get my money's worth.

I wanna fall into a coma

and sleep off this food, baby.

Take a nap if you want.

You're still good on time,

aren't you?

[YOSHINO]

Dunno, what time is it?

- 9:00-ish.

- Ugh, already?

I don't wanna go back there.

I think somethin'

about seeing you

has made me fed up

with this whole deal.

What whole deal?

Wanting to beat Kirishima

and his dumb mind games.

Always being ready to k*ll him

before he can k*ll me.

Never showing

any kind of weakness,

no matter what.

It's all I ever think about,

and it's driving me

freakin' nuts.

I mean, you do

seem a little nuts.

[YOSHINO]

Shut your face.

The thing is, despite all that,

he's the only person

in Tokyo I can turn to.

My one, screwed up ally.

And I never know

what he's gonna do next.

I can't tell which face

is his real one,

however much time

we spend together.

It's exhausting, you know?

Part of me wants to head home

with you to Osaka

and not look back.

- [SHOMA] 'Kay, so let's do it.

- Huh?

Just saying, if this guy

weren't in the picture,

you wouldn't have to stay here

stressing about this stuff,

would you?

Which means all I have to do

to solve your problem

is take him out for you.

So, what like m*rder him?

That was a pretty

quick escalation.

[SHOMA] From what you said,

he sounds like a piece of work.

Possibly a genuine psychopath.

I could be doing

the world a favor

and it's not like

I'm some kinda saint myself,

so killin' a guy

wouldn't be a big deal.

[YOSHINO]

Whoa, hold on.

Things haven't been great,

but they're not that bad.

Not yet, maybe.

But when that changes,

let me know.

I'll be waiting.

[gasps]

[SHOMA] I'm gonna go out

and grab a smoke.

[YOSHINO]

Mm-hm.

[door opens]

[door closes]

[clanking]

[traffic humming]

Part of me wants to head home

with you to Osaka right now

and never look back.

[exhaling deeply]



[KIRISHIMA] You're not allowed

to smoke on the street

around here buddy.

Huh?

It's a pleasure to meet you,

Shoma Toriashi.

The name's Kirishima Miyama.