01x09 - To Be Honest, I Want to Marry You, Part Two

[bunniefuu]

[indistinct chatter]

Guys, what the hell

am I lookin' at?

That b*stard thinks he's funny,

sending us to such

a random place?

Maybe. Could've been

watchin' the firework show

that finished just now.

Or maybe he made

for the train station

right by this park.

[grunts]

Split up into two groups!

We'll search here while

you all search the other end!

[panting]

Is it here?

[SECURITY 9A] Everyone,

walk single file, please!

Too many damn people

crammed in this park!

[KIRISHIMA] There's gonna be

a big rush going home

from a firework show,

which is great for buying time.

Regardless of

how many of them there are,

they'll have to split up

in order to search.

Dude! I said if you do this,

don't get caught!

Did you forget

or were you not even listening?

[KIRISHIMA]

Oh, I heard you.

Within the next ten minutes,

the crowd'll be on the move

and the goon patrol

will make their grand

appearance.

Then, the fun starts.

[gasps]

Huh?

PEDESTRIAN

HEAVEN

[indistinct chatter]

[YOSHINO]

This crowd's colossal, though.

I'm glad he's confident,

'cause I'm not.

[]

KIRISHIMA] You can come

if you really have to.

But, please,

try and stay hidden.

I'm begging.

I would've thought to hide

on my own

without his advice!

[grunts]

Move!

There he is.

[sighs]

Now I gotta ruin

an expensive skirt

for these jerks?

Damn it!

[panting]

TO BE HONEST, I WAN

TO MARRY YOU PART TWO

[g*ng MEMBER 9A]

Why we slowin' down?

[grunts]

See where we are?

A little further and we'll

catch up with the others!

Like, soon!

Go retrace your steps!

Yeah, you two!

Check all the side paths

we overlooked!

[BOTH]

Right! We're on it!

[scoffs] How's he expect

us to find this schmuck

when we ain't ever seen him?

Best quit complainin'

or you'll be axed

by the end of the night, too.

[g*ng MEMBER 9C]

I'd grab anyone by the neck

before they could even

try to k*ll me!

[scoffs]

- [choking]

- Who's there?

[groans]

You dirty sneak!

[grunts]

[gagging]

[KIRISHIMA]

Hands where I can see 'em.

Speak only when spoken to.

Make one unprompted noise

and you'll be eating through

a straw for the rest

of your life.

- Got it?

- [g*ng MEMBER 9C] Uh-huh.

How many clowns

are there apart from you

and this bozo here?

[gasps]

Hey! We didn't make a plan

just for you to toss it!

If you don't shut up

and f*ck off, then you're dead.

Dude! I'm helping!

Are you genuinely that stupid?

You'd rather line up

in the spot

he led you to like lambs

for the slaughter?

See, this is why I hate

working with single-minded

meatheads!

[indistinct chatter]

[grunts]

[NAOYA]

You guys go on without me.

I need to have a word

with our benefactor.

Damn it! Let go!

as*h*le!

[gasps]

You do not wanna hurt me,

and I would think

you know why!

Azami won't let it slide!

So? Why should I care?

I'm not about to piss my pants

over some Yakuza bottom-feeder.

[scoffs]

If you think

he's a bottom-feeder,

you really are dumb.

[panting]

[NAOYA]

All right, genius!

Gimme a lecture, then!

[OZU] Well, for starters,

I definitely wouldn't have

agreed to babysit you chumps

if he were a typical yakuza.

But, about a year ago,

some of the Katabami

family's people

took an interest

in my business

before trying to shake it down.

I knew I couldn't solve

yakuza trouble

without involving yakuza.

Thing is, I also knew

it would cost an arm and a leg.

And so there I was,

stressing over

how I'd explain it

all to my dad

without him getting

on my case about it,

when my guardian

gangster reached out.

[YOSHINO]

Who's he mean?

Thought he was an average

student at first

'cause that's how he came off.

And even though

I hadn't mentioned

what was going on

to anybody he knew.

♪

[AZAMI]

Are you Kento Ozu?

Huh?

Would you like me to handle it?

[OZU] I still have no idea

how he heard.

But he gave me the creeps,

so, to get him outta my hair,

I told him to take

a stab at it.

And stab he did,

'cause less than a week later.

All of the guys

who came for me,

along with the other

members of their group

and their boss disappeared.

None confirmed dead, mind you.

Just missing.

No one except him knows

if they're alive

or dead to this day.

[YOSHINO]

Who is he talking about?

♪

Dammit!

Come on, Kirishima!

Where are you?

An entire year went past,

and I didn't hear another

word from the guy.

No offers to do me

more favors,

and he didn't hit me up

for cash or anything either.

I tried looking into him,

but there was nothing

left to find.

Then, after all of this time,

he suddenly shows up

to ask a favor of me.

And since he scratched my back.

[grunts]

People like him

define the word "scary."

The ones who won't shut up

about gettin' laid and paid

are easy to trust 'cause

they're easy to understand.

But there's no telling

what he wants.

At all.

I can tell you

he doesn't care about

your fragile egos, though,

and that this isn't out

of the goodness of his heart.

He's using

you numbskulls like pawns!

[grunts]

Oh, you!

[scoffs]

The f*ck does it

matter to you, dickhead?

[groans]

And you in the bushes.

Stop hiding

and get out here, now.

[dial tone ringing]

Hey! The hell are you

b*stards doing?

[g*ng MEMBER 9C]

Well, uh, we found him.

Kirishima. He's here.

[scoffs]

You're, um, gonna

wanna head over

toward the train station.

He's in the public bathroom

at the front.

[TAKESHI] Where's the guy

who was with you?

Oh! Um, he got got.

I ran and hid.

Kirishima attacked us

outta nowhere.

[TAKESHI]

I don't think you're alone.

[chuckles]

[KIRISHIMA] You're smarter

than I gave you credit for.

Where's your a*s at?

By the station,

like he told you.

[shudders]

If you want, I'll send you

my location again.

- You're bluffing.

- [phone chimes]

Hm?

What game are you

trying to make us play?

Hunting you down separately

just takes way too much effort.

And there's really

only one direct route

through the whole park.

So, I'm just gonna

stay right where I am

and wait for you.

But would you mind

bringing Ozu and Naoya

when you come?

They are the ones in charge

of this operation, right?

As fun as it is to beat

you flunkies,

it's also a waste of energy.

Huh?

I'm saying it's tiring.

Picture scraping gum

off your shoe,

and you should be able

to sympathize a little.

What's it gonna take

for you morons

to realize that going after me

is one of the worst ideas

you've ever had?

What?

[KIRISHIMA] You were making

some decent dirty money

with Shiori Akaza

before she was forced

to flee overseas,

yet you guys get to stay

in Japan without consequences.

Did you not wonder why?

♪

Because I allowed you

all to stay.

I'd think you'd be happy,

so I'm baffled as to why

you're bent on petty revenge.

Will you shut your

f*cking mouth for five seconds?

Good God.

Rambling like you know

everything

when you don't know jack sh*t.

It's almost cute

how sure of yourself you sound.

But what little patience

I had for you is spent.

Now get over here

and make some more mistakes

that you can learn from.

[dial tone beeping]

All right. We should

get in touch with Naoya.

We tried.

No word from him or Ozu.

Do you think,

something bad happened to them?

That's not what's important.

Miyama's actually here

and working alone.

Tell everyone

who's searching to head over

to the station.

Once we have the as*h*le,

I'll do the honors

of k*lling him.

Wait. I did

everything you said

so please don't hurt--

[groans]

[NAOYA] Hey!

I know you heard me!

Ain't no point in snoopin'

once you're caught!

[groans]

He knows I'm here!

He knows I'm here!

[NAOYA] I'm sure

you're as thirsty for my blood

as I am for yours!

Ain't that right, Kirishima?

[YOSHINO] Okay,

he doesn't know I'm here,

but he knows someone's here.

Is it secret weapon time?

You lose your ba*ls somewhere?

Huh?

[sighs]

[grunting]

♪

Hey.

It's been a while, hasn't it?

You.

You came all the way

to Osaka to k*ll Kirishima

after months of your schemin',

just to wind up bumpin'

into me instead.

[NAOYA]

Dumb b*tch.

This involves you, too.

I don't care how much

of a big shot

your granddaddy is,

anyone who crosses me

is gonna pay for it!

♪

And it's a steep price

in your case.

First, we'll beat Miyama

to a bloody pulp

and then we'll pass you

around before

we k*ll you in front of him.

Wow.

That's your goal?

So you're not only ugly,

you're clueless too.

Why?

[YOSHINO] All that would do

is make Kirishima happy.

♪

Dude's a real masochist.

♪

[sighs]

Honestly, the fact that

even I was able to tail you

proves how bad you are at this.

You're just a clueless guy

leadin' an equally

clueless crew.

Oh. Wait.

Maybe I got it all wrong

and you're here

to sample Osaka's

hospitals, too.

'Cause it seems like

this lesson ain't sinkin' in.

[angry grunts]

[NAOYA]

I'll sink somethin'.

Let's see you talk tough

with a knife in your throat!

[grunts]

[VISITOR 9B]

What happened?

[VISITOR 9A]

A blackout?

[gasps]

The lights!

♪

[grunts]

[gasps]

♪

[angry yells]

♪

[gasping]

- Now, die.

- [gasps]

- Die.

- [gasps]

Kirishima!

♪

Where do you think

you're goin', red?

[VISITOR 9B]

What's the deal?

[VISITOR 9C]

Talk about annoying.

[indistinct chatter]

[g*ng MEMBER 9A] Damn it.

What timing.

No. It's one of his tricks!

[phone ringing]

Hey, what's goin' on

with the lights?

[TAKESHI] I'm betting

Miyama's up to something!

Check and make sure

all your guys are there!

Stay alert and don't move!

Huh?

[indistinct chatter]

[VISITOR 9H]

What was that just now?

[groans]

♪

[groans]

It's too late!

♪

[gasps]

[dial tone beeping]

Shimoda? Hey!

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

We gotta group up

and surround him!

Why? What's going on now?

[TAKESHI]

Everyone in front is down.

Like, out cold?

And we're next.

[g*ng MEMBER 9G]

Where's my phone?

I can't see sh*t

with all the lights out!

♪

Wait.

[grunts]

[indistinct chatter]

[VISITOR 9D]

Did someone just fall over?

[VISITOR 9D] Maybe.

So stop pushing!

♪

Oh.

♪

Where?

Where the hell is he hiding?

[groaning]

Hey!

[g*ng MEMBER 9F]

C'mere, asswipe!

[grunting]

[coughing]

[grunting]

[TAKESHI]

Piece of sh*t!

You're gonna get yours!

♪

- [electricity crackling]

- [groans]

How kind.

That last one would've

been tough to beat,

so lucky thing you showed.

[sighs]

Ouch!

[groaning]

He really

knocked out my tooth!

That shitbag has one

mean left hook!

I better put you back.

[gasps]

I'm walkin' here!

Jeez! He's fast!

[YOSHINO]

Should I contact the police?

Be pretty lame after

runnin' my mouth the way I did.

There's gotta be something

useful around here.

This is a big freakin' park.

[indistinct chatter]

PUBLIC PARKING

LEFT TURN IN 300 METERS

BIKE RENTALS

♪

It's a true pleasure

to meet you.

Takes some serious

skill masterminding

a complex harassment

campaign like this.

It's been rather annoying

having my new fan club

follow me all the way

here to Osaka.

I feel guilty saying this,

given how much work

it must've been.

But I can't seem

to narrow down your motives,

so I'm gonna ask you

just one simple question.

What exactly do you want?

♪

[sighs]

[AZAMI] I'd like to know

where Yoshino Somei is.

[chuckles]

That is a crazy

amount of trouble

if your only objective

is the girl.

♪

[AZAMI] I heard that you two

have basically been

attached at the hip

since you met.

I see she isn't always

with you, though.

Guess we're done here, then.

♪

[crickets chirping]

Women like Yoshino

aren't that hard to come by.

She really isn't remarkable,

apart from her face and body.

I can introduce you

to much more

exceptional girls, though.

[AZAMI] I'm looking for her

because I have some

business with her.

And I'm not about that.

[AZAMI]

Interesting stance to take.

For a woman

who isn't "hard to come by."

That's what you said, isn't it?

[sighs]

Mm.

♪

[grunting]

Fine.

I admit there's no other

woman out there

who's even remotely like her.

[sighs]

♪

[grunting]

[gasps]

[exhales]

[thuds]

[KIRISHIMA]

I know you.

You're Azami Suo!

[gasping]

[muffled chuckles]

[KIRISHIMA] Now I'm wondering

how deep you are in this.

But even more curious

is when you got that face.

[grunting]

♪

- [knife clanking]

- [sniffs]

[VISITOR 9F]

Finally, some light!

[VISITOR 9F]

There are people on the ground!

[VISITOR 9G]

From a fight?

So what's your next move?

Your friends are scattered

around the park

enjoying their naps.

Might be a good idea

to wake 'em up

and bounce before

the cops get here.

There's also option two.

We keep fighting until

one of us actually dies.

[sighs]

Ah!

Boring.

What a bunch of useless idiots.

♪

There was no point in me

coming if I couldn't see her.

But tell her I said hi.

You're leaving?

Kinda surprised.

I thought you'd want me

dead for sure.

♪

[AZAMI] You think

you're such a big deal.

Funny, since the only ones

who care about

you are bottom-feeding punks.

I don't have time

to waste on you, for now.

♪

[panting]

Comin' through!

You all need

to get outta my way!

THANK YOU FOR

YOUR PATRONAGE.

YOU HAVE RESERVED:

30 MINUTES.

Okay, I'm good to go!

[panting]

Move already!

[grunting]

[panting]

Uh. sh*t!

[scoffs]

♪

RENTAL CYCLE

Uh.

Hey!

You talk big for someone

whose best strategy is hiding!

♪

DEAD END AHEAD

Ran right into a dead end.

So how about

we make a little deal?

I'll let you walk outta here

with your life

if you bring Miyama to me.

Take it or leave it,

but it's the last chance

you're gettin', b*tch!

[YOSHINO]

On your right!

[grunts]

Your right!

Right, right, right!

Not there!

Over here!

[groaning]

[groans]

[YOSHINO]

Aw, sh*t.

That really messed up my back.

[groaning]

You're as dead as Miyama,

you hag!

[YOSHINO]

Sorry!

Looks like you're gonna sample

our hospitals, after all.

- [screaming]

- [electricity crackling]

KARAOKE

ALBATROSS

- Uh?

- [clatters]

[gasps]

[scoffs]

You're a sturdy b*stard,

aren't ya?

[grunting]

[bottle shatters]

[fighting grunts]

What are you doin'

on Osaka turf, curly?

I'm pretty sure that

you're a Tokyo boy.

I mean, that's not

where I was born, so no.

You Yakuza are all the same,

constantly laser-focused

on your territories.

[grunts]

♪

[clatters]

Oh. It's on now.

[phone vibrates]

[MINAMI]

What? Is he kidding?

- Time out.

- [gasps]

[grunts]

Of course, he won't answer me!

We're really going home

after all this?

[scoffs] Has he not heard

of a little concept

called teamwork?

Uh.

All right. Bye.

Rag on my curls again

and I'll break you like

the twig you are.

- [SHOMA] What?

- You heard me.

And I wanna be

reimbursed for this suit.

You completely ruined it.

[SHOMA]

Hold up.

What do you want

with Kirishima Miyama?

Man.

What happens to him

isn't my concern.

[SHOMA]

It's not?

[MINAMI] You think

a trifling quest for revenge

is what brought me out

to Osaka?

All for some roughnecks

I don't even know?

I'm here on a job.

You're, uh,

with Kirigaya, right?

Don't seem to know

what's going on, though,

which would suggest that

you're pretty low

on the ladder.

Trying to start another fight?

I'm trying to warn you

about the infighting

that'll erupt soon.

Good time to clean

your hands of the biz

while you still can, y'know?

[grunts]

Talk to Kirishima.

He's in on it, too.

[grunts]

[gasps]

[panting]

[groaning]

[OZU]

sh*t.

[YOSHINO]

Hello again, Ozu.

[gasps]

Still feelin' thirsty, champ?

Got plenty to talk about

while we go for another round.