02x01 - Wakana Gojo, 15 Years Old, Teenager

[bunniefuu]

[phone ringing]

Hi. Luna Kamikage
of Tsukiyono speaking.

[Bing]

Oh yeah?

Wanna knock off the Akatsuki
syndicate's big boss?

Wake up, ladies!

Time to clock in.

[vibrant music]

Kureha Amagi.

Arisa Izayoi.

Komari Mikagura.

Mwah!

[TOGETHER] Your dirty
work is our bloody work.

We're the Tsukiyono company!

No!

[groans]

Why?

This losing streak will
be the death of me!

BOSS OF THE AKATSUKI SYNDICATE

[laughs]

You're not a lucky fella.

Are you, boss?

You just don't have the skills.

Junior, this clearly
isn't a joking matter.

I'm not going home until
I win at least something.

[grumbles]

Every day we watch these
jerks eat such delicious food.

I had no idea it was
an option to prepare

a melon so beautifully.

All we ever get
to eat are bean sprouts.

When I took this
job, they swore to me

that K*llers make a k*lling.

If that's the case,
why can't I make rent?

[TOGETHER sighs]

Hold on.

We have a job to do.

The target is toast.

With this bad boy, I'll
blow him to smithereens.

You sound so cool,
like a real assassin!

I may have stolen it
off the president's desk.

[KOMARI]
It's dry, right?

It should ignite.

[KUREHA]
It lit up without any problems.

[screaming]

AIRSHIP - USCASINO

[expl*si*n]

[screaming]

This could work.

[NARRATOR]
Or so Komari thought.

[TOGETHER screaming]

Bad roll of the dice!

Lady Luck's not on our side.

[TOGETHER]
Hasta la vista!

That was fun.

[SPIRA SPICA singing
in Japanese]

♪ ♪

EPISODE 13
WAKANA GOJO, 15,TEENAGER

[mellow music]

Despair, fool, and die.

[whimpers]

This thing's way
too heavy for me.

Oh dear.

[chuckles]

Hey, I think it's hilarious.

You likey?

It's so cute, I
could just explode.

TsuComis straight
up genius for real.

[GOJO] They even managed
to make the Yakuza really cute.

[MARIN] Junior's voice is way
hot, but he's a total airhead.

He's a fan fave.

So what then?

You wanna cosplay Junior?

Nuh-uh.

Close-ish, but no cigar.
I'm vibing with Arisa.

My fingy.

[MARIN] At first, she reads
as the cool, collected type,

but she's a bit of a ditz
and has a heart of gold.

Well, you two
mean a lot to me,

so uh, could I call
you my friends?

[MARIN] My obsession
started in ep 1.

Let me find the exact
moment I fell in love.

Bingo.

Are you done changing?

What mission could
possibly warrant this outfit?

[TOGETHER]
The boss is at the casino.

You'll need to sneak
in undercover.

Her cute reaction
sent me head over heels.

Like, ask before you
put it on, ya doof.

[GOJO] Kitagawa knows
all the lines by heart?

Pardon my girl math, but any
show where the uniforms are

bunny suits is
a perfect 10, and

TsuComgets bonus points
for the deets on the stockings.

Also, the jacket
look is a multiplier.

You mean the tailcoat?

Guess so.

Isn't it the cutest ever?

I didn't realize you
liked bunny girls so much.

Well, yeah. Of course.

Loving bunny girls
unifies the masses.

They're that popular?

I mean, I do see them pretty
often on TV and in commercials.

Yeah, duh.

Sometimes anime characters
only ever wear regular outfits,

but they still get
bunny suit merch.

Huh?

That seems so random.

Is that really allowed?
- Yeah.

No doy.

[ominous music]

It's a fact.

Everyone with a pulse
loves a bunny.

[gasps]

[cameras flashing]

EVERYONE WHO LOVES BUNNIES

People get creative.

You see loads of different
bunny variations on Halloween.

Uh, right.

But for character merch, it's
almost always the old-fashioned

bunny costumes.

Guess that makes sense.

Bunny suits have taught
me the valuable life lesson

that even though the new
version of something

can be innovative and exciting,
nothing will ever beat the OG.

Nothing will ever beat the OG.

Nothing will ever beat the OG.

Oh, I see.

Mm.
Of course.

The OG.
Right.

I get it now.
- Breakneck enlightenment.

Mm.
Mm.

I'll finish watching
the series tonight then

start drafting some designs.

[MARIN]
For real?

That's kind of quick.

Sure you're not
pushing too hard?

I'm sure. I think I'm finally
getting used to making outfits.

I hope you're not fibbing.

I wonder if there's
something I could help with.

Maybe we should take
pics in a studio.

Studio? Seriously?

[MARIN] Somewhere
with casino vibes.

[heart beating rapidly]

Please promise you'll
show me the place before

you make anything official.

Hey, I said sorry for all
the weirdness last time.

Now check this.

Suzuka did a sh**t there
and sent some pictures.

[GOJO] Whoa.
It's President Luna.

She nailed her energy.

[MARIN]
She looks so legit,

she's basically
the Prez herself.

[GOJO]
You can tell from the photos

that she's very careful
about the details.

It'd be cool if we could
rent out that spot, huh?

Yeah.
That'd be great.

[chuckles]

Oh, do you want one
before they're gone?

May I?

Mm-hmm.

I appreciate you--

[chuckles]

Oh?

Come and get it.

[gasps, upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I don't know about
this, Kitagawa.

Mm.

I-- I'm not so--

[whimpers]

Hm?

[chewing]
JK, dude.

[chuckles]

So not cool!

You really gotta stop
teasing me like that.

Oopsie doopsie.

[KUREHA]
Undercover at the eel shop.

[KOMARI] My hands are
all slimy.

[KUREHA] Maybe we can use this
slime to slip up the boss!

[KOMARI] Smart, but we'll
have to make sure--

[NOWA] There you are, Marin.
- Hm?

Nowa?

I looked everywhere for you.

You totes ignored my message.

[MARI] Uh, sorry about that.

Oh.

Well, hello, Gojo.

Mm.

'Sup, girl?

[NOWA] We were gonna talk
about the Halloween party

after we hit the cafeteria.

Crap, you're mad.

[groans]

I'll trade you a snacky
for forgiveness.

Get up, dude.

[chuckles]

It was rude, but I'm
a grown-up, so I'm willing

to let it slide.
OK?

Thank you.

I'm super sorry.

See you, Gojo.

Talk to you soon.

All right.

Let's go, Nowa.

[snap]

[mumbles]

[GOJO] Would you be able to
come over to my place tomorrow?

Uh, yeah.

Of course I'll come over.

I love you.

[mumbles]

What does he want with
me so out of the blue?

I usually just show up.

Last time I got an invite
was-- it was never.

I'M SORRY TO ASK
ON A SATURDAY.

[gasps]

He-- he really wants to see me?

[chuckles]

Hm?

[ominous music]

Of course.

This is about the outfit, huh?

Yes.

Oh, boo.

I thought you wanted to--

forget it!

I thought nothing at all.

[MARIN] I got hyped up because
I thought he was inviting

me over for a home date.

I'm so embarrassed,
I could die.

Hm?

So I was able to finish
the other pieces,

but the main bodysuit
isn't quite working.

I made it to fit you
perfectly in its line

just like it is in the show.

There's just one big problem.

Look at this.

[gasping]

I have no idea why
it keeps happening.

Please forgive me.
I don't know--

Take a chill pill, Gojo.
We'll figure this out.

- what's going on.
- Hm.

I've seen bunny suits
that rely on clear straps

to keep them in place.

Huh? That's really a thing?

Mm-hmm.

We could place them here
like it's a swimsuit.

Boom. Fixed it.

[GOJO] It falls down a lot
in the anime, so I don't think

they're using straps.

Got me there.

The waist has a bit of extra
room, and while adding straps

would fix
our gravitational issue,

they would alter
the silhouette entirely.

I want to fix it like this.

If the pro says so,
then I totally agree.

[gasps]

I was working
as a model one time

and had a stylist drop
this super sage wisdom

that if an outfit ever
hides your curves,

you can clip it back to unleash
some serious vavavoom.

[ominous music]

Ugh, clip?

Oof.

You don't look too convinced.

For now, let's try
the strap route.

They'll be practically
invisible as soon

as we button up the tailcoat.

And frick, dude.

It's so cute.

Awesome work as always.

You k*lled it.

No surprise there.

Straps will be easy to find.

Let's go.
[GOJO] Right now?

Of course. Gotta get
what I want, when I want.

Life's too short.

Come on. Roll out.

OK. Now that's intense.

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Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm.

- Pardon me.

Hm? Yes?

Sorry to bother you,
but I need some assistance.

Think you can help me?

Let's see what you got.

[gasps]

You-- you're planning
to make this to wear?

Yes.
I sure am.

That was quick.

[gasps]

His eyes, so pure and honest.

Times have changed.

Gender and age don't matter.

We should be free
to wear whatever we want.

Our only limit now is
our own creativity.

There's nothing wrong with this
young man wearing a bunny suit.

And to think this
brave trailblazer

has put his faith in me.

I'll help him
for the good of mankind.

A bunny suit, eh?

With your lovely figure,
you'll pull it off nicely.

Hm?

Sorry. The line
for the bathroom was massive.

Did you find the straps?

I looked around, but I
couldn't find them,

so I just asked this gentle--

Oh, I am terribly sorry.

[gasps]

[MARIN laughs]

What a mixup.

My apologies, sir.

[MARIN] TBH, I'd love
to see him in a bunny suit.

[GOJO]
Kitagawa!

Just so you know,
there is a way

to secure a bodysuit without
using pesky clear straps.

Are you serious?

Of course.

Shall I show you?

Yes, please.

The front, the back, and two
more to support the chest area.

Add boning like a corset.

You see?

[ominous music]

[screams] But here, it
doesn't look like it's built

with any real structure.

Sure, a simplified design
to achieve an animated gag.

In real life, there'd
be pads and boning,

so no real risk of the top
flipping or slipping off.

[gasps]

Hey, are you saying
I'm not going

to get any of Arisa's
classic jiggle physics?

Uh, seems they traded fashion
physics for a bit of humor.

It won't fall off
of a three-dimensional lady.

[gasps]

[ominous music]

That's a shame.

[BOTH]
Why is she so disappointed?

You just construct
it like a corset?

I've even built one
of those before.

Yeah, and I've worn,
like, a bajillion.

I was so confident that
my design was perfect.

When you dwell on a problem
and overthink it for too long,

it's easy to ignore the answer
that's right under your nose.

[gasps]

I think you're right.

I usually turn to the internet
when I need help,

but this time,
I didn't even do that.

Lately, I haven't run into many
problems I couldn't solve.

I let my hubris get to me.

It's fine, dude.

[whimpers]

I'm such a failure.

[sobbing]

It's not that big a deal.

You're learning, so don't
be so hard on yourself.

Mistakes are an important
part of growth,

so try to enjoy them.

Now, let me get
that boning for you.

[squeals]

Boning is OP.

This stuff is the sh*t.

- Now it's complete.
- I'm in love!

Are you ready?

Do you wanna try it on?

Sir, yes, sir.

[sighs]

I got way too c*ck.

I hope this attempt
goes better.

[MARIN]
Hey, Gojo?

Uh-huh?

It totally fits me, and uh,
the top is staying up,

but there's one problem.

Huh? I'm so sorry.

I'll fix it right--

[gasps]

Uh-- uh, since it's
so high cut, well, you see,

my panties sort of came
out to say hello.

What do you think we should do?

[playful music]

♪ ♪

Whoa, don't ditch me now.

My neon cosplay was high cut
too, but I wore a swimsuit.

This is new territory.

I don't think I can
go commando, bro.

I could really use
your expertise.

I'm no expert.

I've never worn a bunny suit.

Hardy-har-har.

No time for jokes.

I'm cheeks out over here!
[GOJO] No.

I know, so please
don't open the door.

It's called Studio
Macaron Night, right?

Yup. It's, like, Suzuka's
sexiest spot.

She gave us our location
and that sick makeup tip too.

I can't believe I never
thought to do your makeup

at home to save some time.

Pardon us.

[classy music]

♪ ♪

This rules!

[giggles]

Look at this place.

There are all sorts
of different sets we can use.

Check it, Gojo.

Is this giving bougie or what?

[GOJO]
Definitely.

It'll make for some
great photos.

I'm so happy we came here.

'Kay, time to get bunnified.

Right.

I understand why
cosplayers are so picky

about their backgrounds.

It's an important piece
of the puzzle that can really

capture the character's world.

The same goes for Hina dolls.

The screens and paper lanterns
make all the difference.

It's an absolute must.

[MARIN] Oh, real quick.
- Huh?

The high-cut stuff bugs you.
Yeah?

Huh? N-no.
That's not true.

[MARIN] It made you mega
super grouchy last time.

Please forgive me.

The swimsuit is
perfectly adequate.

I wouldn't exactly
call that mood grouchy.

I think antsy is
a better word,

but I should be OK
if I concentrate.

Oh yeah?

Well, if you're interested,
I thought of a solution

to keep it more PG.

You really did?

I need my photographer
firing on all cylinders today.

Thank you so much
for being so considerate.

[cackles]



Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tada!

Epic!

I knew the coat would be fire.

It fits perfectly.

I'm snatched, but I can
still move as much as I want.

And this adhesive underwear
is seriously brilliant.

No panty lines for me.
And check it.

I'm seriously losing my mind
over this fluffy tail action.

It's just so precious,
I could scream.

I feel it.

I'm totally Arisa right now.

[ominous music]

[groans]

Huh?

What's with the face?

Aren't you excited?

O-of course,
but where's the PG?

Ah.

[giggles]

Under the black stockings, I'm
wearing skin-colored tights.

My legs look exposed,
but they're covered.

Cool, huh?

[NARRATOR]
Wakana Gojo.



Teenager.

In his eyes, the skin
was as bare as ever.

[MARIN]
Time to sh**t.

[GOJO]
You look great.

[camera flashing]

Nice job.

So what?
Hot stuff?

Uh, yeah.
[MARIN] Cute?

Yes.
[MARIN] Cute?

Yes.
[MARIN] k*lling it?

Um, yes.

[groans]

This is bad.

I can't concentrate at all.

I want to capture
Arisa's coolness,

but I'm getting
way more than that.

Gojo, let's use this
Chinese-looking background.

It'll look so gnarly.

Yeah.
All right.

Yay!
China!

China!
- [gasps]

[MARIN]
Whoa.

The details are
insanely pretty.

It's getting me so hyped up.

Focus.
Focus.

Focus!
- Huh?

You good?
- I'm sorry.

Can we take a quick break?

Kay-kay.

I'll check out the picks.

Oh my gosh, they
turned out great.

I'm gonna pee my pants.

The only wack detail
is the stockings I picked.

In the anime, they
don't have this gap.

This was my first
time trying them out.

[gasps]

I adore Arisa, but Komari
wears the cutest tights by far.

I think those lines
running down the back

are essential
with a bunny suit.

I wonder why they look so sick.

I agree that those lines
fit the outfit nicely,

but I haven't looked
at many other bunny suits.

Are they really so special?

Of course, they are.

They make a truck
ton of difference.

No lines. Lines. See?

The lines
revolutionize the look.

[GOJO] What in the world--
- The lines.

Look.
- is she showingme?

It's night and day.
Come on.

You agree. You see.

- I guess so.
- You see it?

I wanna try wearing cute tights
like these as soon as possible.

Maybe I'll put my own
spin on a bunny.

[gasps] I'm so smart.

I'll wear them
to the Hallo party.

Hallo-what?
You mean like Halloween?

Yeah. It'll just be a hangout
with the usual crew.

Hey, you should come
with and dress up.

Huh?

Let's cosplay.

Uh--

[rock music]

♪ ♪

TOKYO

All right.

Big smile.

KAMAMOCHI HALLOWEEN
#FYP #COSPLAY #LETSDANCE

♪ ♪

NOWA SUGAYA [16]

[singing in Japanese]

KENSEI MORITA [15]

Those crowds blew.

For real. I guess everyone else
is still caught up in them.

Snacky time is
calling my name.

After all those crowds,
I prefer nap time.

[MARIN] Can we get a party
set, a combo pizza,

and some fried chicken?

I'm glad you boys
decided to come with.

You're saving Marin from all
the randos that hit on her.

She could just ignore them, but
she started growling instead.

Huh?

She's scary as hell!

- Do you wanna sing, Gojo?
- Huh?

I'm sorry.

I don't know many songs.

The theme from Flower Princess
Blazeand Slippery Pureheart

are kind of all I have in my
repertoire right now, so--

Hardcore.

Let's get you behind a mic.

Uh, no.

[NOWA]
One more song.

[RUNE]
Yeah.

Belt it out, girl.

Sure you didn't
wanna get in the pic?

Oh, no. I'm fine.

Sing it loud and proud!

You should have
cosplayed Junior.

Think you would have
been perfect as him.

[KENSEI] Yeah! Yeah!
- No. I'm cool with this.

[KENSEI] Yeah! Yeah!
- Well, I guess your look is more

traditional Halloween anyway.
[KENSEI] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

When we were taking
pictures outside,

everyone kept saying how
cute you looked, Marin.

- Oh, they did?
- Wait.

That love wasn't meant for me?
- Yeah.

No.
- You're kidding!

Tonight was my only chance
to get picked up by someone

who wasn't in high school!

[DAIA] Is that the reason you
agreed to hang out with us?

[KASHIWAGI]
He does like 'em older.

[GOJO] I came to see all
the different cosplays.

It's certainly been
great for research,

but I wonder how they all
feel about me tagging along.

Is it really OK for me
to be here with them?

If anyone complimented me,
it's thanks to my outfit.

It rocks.

[RUNE] You're the one
rocking it, girl.

Is it true that you
made it for her, Gojo?

[gasps]

Uh, yes.

[RUNE]
That is madness.

I thought she bought it.

Her makeup is fire too.

When you sent that
Goth Lolita pic,

I couldn't tell it was you.

Shizuku-chan?

[KASHIWAGI] You look
like a different person.

Your face totally
changes when someone

else puts on your makeup.

People who see me in magazines
don't even recognize me.

[KENSEI]
Hey, Gojo.

You do Kitagawa's
cosplay makeup.

Yeah?

Uh--

How the heck do you know how?

You're a guy.

[foreboding music]

That's a girl thing.

Isn't it?

THAT'S SO CREEPY!

Men can do it just as easy.

Remember my older brother?

Oh, I forgot him.

[RUNE] Does your brother wear
guyliner or something, Shiki?

He's in cosmetology school.

He has classes on, like,
nail art and makeup.

It's all about your talent.
[DAIA] For sure.

There are loads
of male makeup artists.

You're right.

I seen 'em online.

Plus Gojo's family
runs a Hina doll shop.

He's great at makeup because he
practices painting their faces.

- Uh, Kitagawa!
- Huh?

Wait a second.

Do you live in Iwatsuki?

They took us to that
shop in grade school,

and it blew my freaking mind!

Those dolls are genius work.

I know, right?

The brushes they use are teeny.

You can't properly
appreciate that until

you've seen 'em in person!

I'm sure you're right, but
you're breaking my eardrums.

[RUNE]
Mm.

Let's work on our volume
control, Kensei.

[GOJO] Huh?

Why isn't anyone
saying that I'm creepy?

I mean, maybe--

[footsteps]

Maybe it was just Non.

Maybe no one else sees
a problem with it.

- [singing in Japanese]

Gojo and Marin, tell the truth.

Are you dating?

EPISODE 14
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[MARIN]
Next time.

[vibrant music]

♪ ♪