02x05 - A Track Announcer Who's Clearly Attracted to One of the Horses

[bunniefuu]

Tonight, a wobbly
newborn giraffe, it's Josh Ruben!

When your favorite song
comes on the jukebox,

it's Anna Garcia!

Oh, what now?

Oh, ooh! I love this one.

Groovy, baby.

Ouch.

Oh, ha-cha-cha.

And bad news
rolling into the saloon,

it's Izzy Roland!

Well, darn tootin'!

Darn tootin'! Darn tootin'!

Darn tootin'!

They're all here to...

Make some noise!

Welcome to "Make Some Noise,"

the game so good we spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.
Here's how the show works.

I have here a series of
improvisational prompts

our players have never seen before,

isn't that right, players?

Have-a never.

I've-a never seen the prompts.

- I've never seen the prompts.
- I've never seen the prompts.

I've-a never-

I have-a never seen 'em before.

I don't know anything.

They will, to the best of their ability,

fulfill those prompts.

I will award them corresponding points,

and the winner will go home
with the coveted Golden Ear,

which if you already have one
might put you over the top

as some kind of ear person.

I have someone else's.

Players, are you ready to rumble?

Yeah, I'm going for that EarGOT, baby.

Hey, could you maybe stop it?

Don't touch me.

We are all badly behaved this morning.

- I don't know where-
- We're being bad!

- Josh.
- Huh.

A flock of birds flies
into a plane engine.

No worries.

Oh my God!

Brace, brace!

Was there a last little bird

that died at the very end there?

Yeah, it was like, I just wanted to send

the one that's left is like.

- That, I lived, yeah.
- Yeah.

That had to watch its entire family be-

The subtitle's just like,

"I'm gonna get revenge on
Spirit," you know what I mean?

Yeah, the John Wick of birds.

- Unbelievable.
- Tragedy.

Really sad.

A 737 amount of points for you, Joshua,

kicking us off with-

- Don't touch me.
- With a bang.

Anna.
- I'm scared!

A barista lists off the 11
kinds of milk you can get.

So, you said that you
don't want almond milk.

That's totally fine.

We can get you any variety
of nut which means macadamia,

pistachio, almond, oat, which is not nut,

cashew, any sort of legume.

We can also do pea pod, pea protein, piss

piss freak.

We can also get you sort of like jet fuel,

which is not good for you,

but people are loving it
these days as well as,

we can put coffee as a type
of milk into your coffee,

but every add-on is $1,000.

I love that, Anna! I'll take the piss.

Yeah!

A venti amount of points for you.

I've gotten that before.

Izzy.

This dodgeball coach is a
little too hard on the kids.

Brandy, Alicia, Chandler,

Christina, Lyla, Globrielle.

Do you know what a ball is?

Do you know what you're
supposed to be avoiding?

Or do you like a big, red
ball slamming into your face?

'Cause it seems like that's what you like.

Did you sign up for dodgeball

to get hit in the face over
and over again with ba*ls?

Embarrass your parents,
embarrass me, is that why?

Globrielle, Alicia, what the
f*ck is going on out there?

Let me tell you, I've never had
to run onto the court before

to save a game, and I don't
wanna do it again, but I will

'cause this is f*cked up!

Globrielle!

I will...

Again!

I will cut you off with Globrielle.

Leave her alone!

I loved how Anna's empathy
turned on throughout that

and was like, nodding as
if she was one of the kids.

Sorry, I'm an empath,
so that does happen.

Let's say elbows, foreheads,

shins amount of points for you.

Which brings us all the way back to Josh!

- Josh!
- Uh...

Winning an embarrassing
amount of tickets at an arcade.

Yo!

Yo!

Yo, ha-ha!

Everybody, spotlight on Jeremy,

who has beat the high score on Skee-Ball!

- Wow!
- Good for you!

I, uh, I...

Yeah, yo, I'm, I'm...

Yo, get me down, yo!

Yeah!

I didn't even...

Yeah!

Yeah!

I'm in the sky, yo!

Yo, take 'em, take 'em!

Yeah, wha...

Welcome to heaven.

And that, kids, is what happens

when you play too much Skee-Ball.

Holy sh*t!

Going for that EarGOT, dog.

Let's say, um-

I believe it's-

Dude, you're so gross.

I believe it's 100 points in the corner.

Sure.

- Anna.
- Don't look at me!

Just skip me!

Sorry, sorry. I'll deliver it over here.

Yeah, don't look at me.

Anna, a "Let's make
my kids' lunch" TikTok

that makes you feel bad about yourself.

Another Wednesday morning for me

and my two gorgeous
sons, Stephan and Ruben.

So, I started by carefully
slicing a hard-boiled egg

into 18 heart-shaped pieces.

I then put it in a special Glad container

I ordered on Amazon.

You can use my link in the bio.

And I put all those careful
heart-shaped pieces in there

and sealed up the lid.

After that, I bought 18 Fruit by the Foots

and cut them up into pieces

that spelled out Stephan and Ruben's name.

I then smooshed them together carefully

in a piece of tinfoil that
I origamied into a swan

right in their lunchbox.

And then I sealed it off with
some of my placenta juice

which they actually really
love and they love me.

All that and then a turkey sandwich on rye

for my boys.

Anna, I don't love anything in the world

as much as these folks
love their children.

- Ruben and Stephan.
- Let's say 12 points,

each of them absolutely
identical to each other.

Mm, I had to delete TikTok
because someone filmed,

like, their plane crashing.

TikTok is pretty remarkable
in the way it's like,

oh, serotonin release, serotonin
release, serotonin release,

deep trauma!
- This is how my baby died!

No, it's, "This is how my baby died."

- Part one.
- Incredible.

Go to the next video to see why.

Izzy, this is a sequel
prompt, if you will.

Ooh!

A track announcer
who's clearly attracted

to one of the horses.

Maybelle is out, going
fast, chasing the rabbit.

We've got Jimmy Cracks
following right behind.

We've got...

No!

Oh, he said he wasn't gonna be here.

Whew, we've got Mr. Dalilah going so fast.

Too fast.

Get the rabbit. Oh!

Maybelle out now leading.

Jimmy Cracks, Mr. Dalilah,
big, big, big boy.

Looking erect.

Looking strong.

Protruding in front,

all the way out!

Grabs the rabbit!

Wait, that's dogs! f*cking sh*t!

I'll cut you off there,
Izzy. I'm buying it!

Whew, whew!
- Whew, whew, whew.

Oh! I hear what you're
saying about the rabbit.

- I definitely-
- I don't think horses eat

or are compelled by rabbits.

We don't know. None of
us have ever been a horse.

- And none of us actually-
- We don't know.

Have ever been a horse.

Have you thought about that, Sam?

We shouldn't speak for the
horses, you know what I mean?

Horses, it's appropriative.

Apparently, horses
can speak for themselves

'cause he didn't tell you
he was gonna be there today?

No.

Let's say a record time
amount of points for you.

Yeah.

- Joshua.
- Huh?

The Terminator's batteries are dying.

- Oh, great.
- Oh.

I'm coming through the
door here, all right?

- Oh!
- Exploring the space.

I need your shoes, your
clothes, and your motorcycle.

I literally need them now.

Uh-oh, it's T-1000.

Here comes T-1000.

f*ck.

Uh-oh, here comes T-1000.

Oh, reserve power.

Uh-oh, here comes T-1000.

I'm going to blow him a little...

A little right there.

He, he, John Connor,
John Connor, John Connor.

♪ John Connor, John Connor ♪

♪ John Connor, John Connor, John Connor ♪

♪ John Connor, John Connor ♪

I mean, Josh, the nuance I love.

That really got me. It was delightful.

I love, we were sort of going down,

and then we were back
up with reserve power.

- Yeah, we were going down.
- Reserve power.

Yeah, and then it was kinda like,

a credit song, why would you?

But you know what? I'm 39.

I'm 39. It's a Monday.

- He said, "Uh-oh."
- I know.

- I got a giggle fit.
- I got her.

T-100 amount of points
for you, Josh. Well done.

♪ John Connor, John Connor ♪

♪ Uh-Oh ♪

Okay, someone on the internet,
I know you can do this.

Remix this-
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Foreshadowing a future prompt.

- What?
- Anna.

An indecisive person
orders a dozen donuts.

Okay, let's see.

They all look really good.

They all look really good. Um...

So you said that one's ube?
Oh, I've had ube before.

Uh, and that's like, a little
maple on top of that one?

Yes, bacon, okay. Is it
filled with anything?

It is. What is it?

Jam, okay, cool. Um...

There's a cruller and then
there's a regular donut.

Um, do they taste, like, if I
were to get a regular donut,

would I need to get the cruller?

No, I'm fine. That's...

I'm, there's a line,
there's a line! Um, uh...

There's a long line here!
Um, I'm also gonna get...

- I just want one glazed.
- Oh God!

- Is there anyone else?
- Hey, shush!

I can't think when you're talking!

Um, so I'm gonna get...

Definitely, um, oh, let's
start with a regular glazed.



Um, I don't know.

I don't know, I'm gonna get...

I will cut you off
there, Anna. Holy sh*t!

Based on me!

- She didn't choose one!
- Whew.

A Boston cream point for you.

Just one Boston cream point.

- Oh, but it's a big one.
- So a lot in many ways.

Oh...

Just met five seconds,

literally five minutes ago.

What mushie did we do,
you know what I mean?

Because like, what stem?
- Don't call it mushie, dude.

That's disgusting.

Yo, what mushie did we all stem, dog?

It's 10:05 Pacific AM-style, dog.

Oh God. Whew, Izzy, you ready?

- No.
- No.

♪ Go, go Izzy ♪

♪ Go, go, go, Izzy ♪

Your therapist: An aunt drunk
on white wine at a wedding.

Now...

And I can, I can read people.

If you don't leave him,

you're not gonna get anything,

do you understand?

You're undiagnosed bipolar II.

Yeah.

And why you're gonna break
up is because of that.

And I went to Emerson College.

And then Cal State.

And I was, um, I was on
"Love Is Blind" so...

So I'm pretty intuitive
about these things.

And I hate to be right.

I hate being right, but
I love this wedding.

Did you try the pig in blanket?

I will cut you off there!

- One blanket, one blanket.
- It's too real.

- Izzy!
- Too many therapists

going on reality shows,

I have to say.
- Really?

A lot of therapists on
"Survivor" don't do well.

I am going to say a...


points for you, Izzy.

Ooh!

That brings us to our first minigame!

The minigame in question, Translator.

How this is gonna work is,

Josh is going to take center
podium switching with Anna.

Josh...

Josh will be our foreign politician.

Anna and Izzy will be his translators

taking turns translating
what comes out of his mouth.

Awesome.

The topic in question is a new flag.

And if you look in your
drawer there, Josh,

you will find the flag in question.

And away we go.

Uh...

Good evening!

Country is about being countries.

And no one knows more about
this country than this guy.

Ah!

Actually, it's my honor
to present this flag

that represents exactly what I love.

It's based on an experience I had

where I think I f*cked a bear?

Zip!

Oh!

I was in the woods,
and I was looking around.

I saw pants. I unzipped them.

Bear c*ck!

Yeah, and he's sort of
realizing that I am his wife

and didn't realize I
would be translating today

and that I now know that he
f*cked a bear in the woods

so he's sort of folding up the flag

and is I guess feeling pretty embarrassed

because we haven't had
sex in several years.

I don't know either of
them. I get paid $18 an hour.

No, keep going.

You had to know I was
going to figure it out

that you were going to
make our country's symbol

you f*cking a bear, so how was it?

How was it?

Oh, like, he's saying it was
the best sex he's ever had.

Yeah, I'm sure, right.

I want you to freak
me out in the bedroom.

I'm horny!

I will cut this off there!

Having expanded into a whole world!

It's 10:00 AM.

That brings us to round
two where our players

will now test their
talents in teams of two.

Whoo!

- Josh.
- Huh?

- Anna.
- Ah!

Jack builds up the courage to ask Rose

if they can share the door.

Rose.

Rose, Rose.
- Yeah, yeah?

Yeah?

My heart will always go on.

Oh my God, baby.

Yeah?

- Uh, just, just real quick...
- Oh, sweet.

- I'm just noticing something.
- Yeah?

Rose, Rose, please, please,
I'm noticing something.

Yes, honey.

There seems to be...

There seems to be...

Hey.

Does he need help?

Shush...

Baby, what? You're being...

You're taking too long.

Sorry, I think I think
I have hypothermia.

Oh my God! The violinist!

Hey!

I have a full boat.
Like, it's just empty.

- Oh, he's passed.
- My hands are frozen.

What are you saying?

- Rose!
- Yes, baby.

Rose, I'm really frozen.

Please, if you take me up now...

I love you, too.

- Oh no-
- I love you too.

And our time has sort of come.

Shark, shark, shark. Would you-

- Shark?
- Shark.

Oh, oh my God.

No, no, no, no! Oh God!

This is, this is..

Jack, you're being crazy right now.

You're being so silly. Oh, well...

Who wants to come on my door?

- Oh my God!
- Oh my God!

What incredible decisions.

After he dies she
like, unhooks his hands.

- Yeah, yeah, she's like...
- Unhooks his hands.

- She's like, "Ew."
- Ew, ew.

- He was poor.
- Yeah.

He was!

Here points, far points,

wherever you are points.
- Wherever you are points.

- Anna.
- Yeah?

- And Izzy.
- Huh.

A witness interviewed by the local news

tries way too hard to get
autotuned and go viral.

I'm here at the scene of the crime

where we have an eyewitness who says

that he saw the whole thing.

Now, was it a gru-
♪ I did ♪

Um, so, uh...

♪ I saw the whole thing ♪

And so...

Describe the bodies for us.

♪ Well ♪

Well, the bodies

♪ Were covered in blood ♪

♪ They were covered in blood ♪

On the floor and I was like...

♪ Whoa, whoa, this is crazy ♪

♪ Their blood is everywhere ♪

I was like, "Ah! Ah!"

I was like "Ah, ah, ah!"

Y-y-yeah, eek!

And so I just kind of like, walked...

♪ In, I walked in ♪

And then I sort of...

♪ I walked up ♪

♪ I said I walked up ♪

So uh, yes, five
children were k*lled today.

Beloved children under the age of-

♪ And it was like, so sad ♪

♪ It was so sad ♪

And cut!

♪ Dead bodies, dead bodies ♪
♪ So sad ♪

Yeah, I think we gotta say...

♪ So many points ♪

♪ So, so many points for you ♪

We are all the way back at Izzy...

And Josh!

- Oh!
- Damn!

This couple's shortlist
of baby names is batshit.

I mean, I'm personally
excited about Globalina.

Globalina's really high up
there because we love globes.

And I feel like there's
no way to make fun of it.

Another one that I really love is Snack.

We like snack. You might
think for obvious reasons.

- Furgirl, yeah.
- Furgirl.

- Furgirl.
- Which might be problematic.

- Turnip.
- Turnip, Chunky Duncan.

Chunky Duncan.

Clam Poppa.
- Clam Poppa.

Mrs. Dunkins, Tubi.

- Roku.
- Roku Box, Boku Rox.

- Philo.
- Sakura.

- Upside-down.
- Big Podium Girl.

Cool Little sh*t.

Fish Bowel. Not Fish
Bowl, but Fish Bowel.

Fish Bowel. Alone By
The History Channel.

- Hey There.
- Gorgeous.

Josh Ruben.

Izzy Roland, which is kinda French.

- Izroland.
- Izroland.

- Axter.
- And Mike.

I will cut you off there!

There is absolutely a child
out there named Axter.

Totally!

They're both registered for points,

and if you go online, you
can choose which points

you're going to give to them.

Josh.
- Huh?

- Anna.
- Yes?

The theater piece
sure does involve a lot

of pausing the scene and
talking to the audience.

Ah, just when you think
you could walk in here.

I did certainly think I
was. It's 20 past 12:00,

and I told you I'd be
coming by at this time.

He never remembers when
I tell him the time.

And yet time...

- Where, yes?
- Is a crime.

That was the moment I knew.
- Oh.

When I told her time was
a crime that it rhymed.

I didn't understand what he was saying

when he said time was a crime.

I was like, what are you talking about?

And yet here we are again.

You may think time's a crime,

but there's no crime like
the one you've committed

with my sister.

She was talking about the time I-

I was talking about the time that...

- I strangled-
- He strangled my sister.

Sister.

- It was a bummer.
- Very violent.

- Very violent and a bummer.
- And a bummer.

It was a violent bummer.
- Violent bummer.

- A violent, violent bummer.
- I hate him so much.

You go. No, no, I'll go, I'll go.

- You go. Oh no.
- Oh no.

- Oh, sh**t. Okay.
- Move.

It was the last time we ever
entered a doorway and passed.

It was the last time we ever
entered a doorway and passed.

- And that was a f*ck.
- f*ck, f*ck.

- Like truly, f*ck me!
- Like, truly.

I'm doing everything I can!
- f*ck me!

What the hell is going on in this show?

We blocked this
multiple times. Anyway...

You're probably wondering
about the choreography and so-

When will my sister come back?

Oh!

You can't bring my sister back!

Time.

When will my sister come back?

This is actually a
cue I definitely forgot.

When will my sister come back?

I wasn't to supposed
to get, a little early.

I will cut you off there!

f*cking right!
- One EarGOT, hopefully.

That might have gotten you the EarGOT.

And now playing on Broadway,
"The Violent Bummer."

Yeah, standing ovation amount of points

for the both of you.
- Oh!

- That sounds-
- That sounds good.

That sounds like a lot.
- Izzy, no.

- Sorry-
- She's rolling her eyes.

You should celebrate, the both of you.

Don't pay attention to Izzy.

Don't pay attention to-

They're gonna have a
hard time with that one.

Oops, I just saw it's time
to pay attention to Izzy.

Oops.

- Anna.
- Yes?

- And Izzy.
- Oof.

Catty teens roast Sam's outfit.

Do you see that?

You look like a Nutter Butter.

Your shirt and tie look like a vag*na.

I'm getting for sure labia vibes

from sort of the darker
pink in the middle.

I'm getting married without children.

That was not about my outfit.

It's giving, hates summer.

It's giving, what's that brand?

- When teens whisper.
- I hate it.

It's giving OshBosh Gosh B'Gosh.

It's giving "Does he have legs?"

It's giving, never seen this man's legs.

- It's giving-
- Izzy's like,

frantically deciding if
it's actually too mean.

That's what's going on
right now, I can tell.

Give it to me.

It's giving "Wish I
was Daniel Tosh" vibes.

It's giving "Wish this was 'The Soup.'"

It's giving, I don't know, I-

To think I can stop my
own t*rture at any moment

just by pushing this button.
- Yeah, I like your outfit.

Oh! Oh, that's really nice!

I'll cut you off there, the both of you.

Oh my God.

A me crying in the mirror
tonight amount of points.

Which brings us to the last
prompt of round two. So sad.

- Aw.
- So sad.

Izzy.

Alone?

- And Josh.
- Together.

I disappear.

Italian mobsters try to
out-order each other at dinner.

Italian mobsters try to
out-order each other at dinner.

Hey, let me get a, let me
get a, let me get a coff.

I'm gonna get a full zuppa di pesce.

And I don't know if...

And I want it, and I'm not
just saying zuppa di pesce.

I want the full Christmas Eve
dinner, and I want it now.

I want a table

covered in cream!

sh**t it to death!

I want my nonna here dumpin'
flour all over the floor.

I wanna take 500 egg yolks.

I wanna dip 'em on the floor,

and I wanna break 'em up with a shovel.

Then I wanna turn it into pasta.

I wanna make my nonna, watch
my nonna turn it into pasta.

I wanna eat all that pasta.

Sorry, you just want your,

you want your nonna to turn into pasta?

I want my nonna, I want her here.

I wanna dump all the flour
on the floor. Egg yolk, make-

- 500 egg yolks.
- 500 egg yolks.

I want Jonnie Marbles' tongue on a dish.

I want Jonnie Marbles' tongue on a dish.

Put it on a roller coaster,
send it on Space Mountain,

take its picture on a ride.

Fry it up in a chicken fried steak!

Put it in my belly. Don't wanna chew it.

Don't wanna eat it at all.

Cut it open, shove it inside!

I want a trunk of a Cadillac
filled with cottage cheese!

I wanna cover the cottage
cheese in gaffaga gabagool.

I want that gabagool get all
stirred up by a witch's broom.

I want that witch's broom to
be not straw but dry spaget.

I want that witch's broom to
be not straw but dry spaget.

I wanna shave this man's head!

I want a football field-sized-a cannoli!

I gotta cut you off there

before one of you has an aneurysm, I-

That would have been gorgeous.

Apologize in advance to
the closed captioning team.

I don't know how they're gonna navigate

their way out of that one.
- Gaffaga, question mark,

question mark, sniff through my nose,

question mark, question mark.
- Cauldron.

That brings us to our second minigame.

This is a minigame we like
to call Take Some Direction.

How it works, players, is-
- Oh!

I'm gonna give you a
famous line of dialogue

to repeat one at a time.

In between readings I will
give you micro-direction

in order to affect your performance.

In other words, an acting
challenge, make sense?

Your line is, from "The Princess Bride,"

"My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father. Prepare to die."

Mandy Patinkin, the love of my life.

- Josh.
- Huh?

Go.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father. Prepare to die.

Anna, give me a little bit more.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father. Prepare to die.

Izzy, give me a little bit more.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father. Prepare to die.

Josh, with an odd inflection.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father. Prepare to die.

Anna, it's a secret.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father.

Prepare to die.

Izzy, in an extreme close-up.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father. Prepare to die.

Josh, to a non-English speaker.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father. Prepare to die.

Anna, to someone on the phone

while silently arguing
with someone in the room.

My name, my name is Inigo Montoya.

I'm, I'm, on...

You, you k*lled my father.

Hi!

Prepare to die.

Izzy, on the verge of tears.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father.

Prepare to die.

Josh, in a Saturday morning cartoon.

My
name is Inigo Montoya, ha-ha!

You k*lled my father!
Prepare to die, ha-ha!

Anna, in a one-person show on Broadway.

It was just
another day, I thought.

And then I remembered.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

It was sweet, you know?

You k*lled my father.

Prepare to die.

Izzy, enjoying a tall,
cool Barq's Root Beer.

My name's Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father!

Why so different?

Prepare to die.

Josh, a living statue that comes to life

when someone puts a dollar in its hat.

Hey, my name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father.

Prepare to die.

Anna, giving a TED Talk.

My name is Inigo Montoya, right?

Like, we know this. This we know.

You k*lled my father. We
all k*lled my father, right?

And this is some bad news.

And finally, Izzy,
giving a demonstration

at Colonial Williamsburg.

My name's Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father.

Prepare to die.

- And that's a minigame!
- Yay!

Bravo, the three of you!

That brings us to round three

where our players will now hold hands

and jump into the abyss together.

Fart.

Fart!

It's 10:00 AM.

- Josh.
- Huh?

- Anna.
- Yeah!

Izzy, one friend is
taking the birthday song

way too seriously.

One, two, three.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

You're off.

♪ Happy birthday, dear ♪

♪ S-Sh-Shelby ♪

♪ Shelby ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah ♪

- Wow!
- I love that!

♪ Are you one ♪

♪ Are you two ♪
- I don't know that part.

♪ Are you three, are
you four, are you five ♪

♪ Are you six, are you seven ♪

♪ Are you eight, are
you nine, are you 10 ♪

♪ Are you 11, are you 12 ♪

♪ Are you 13, are you 14 ♪

♪ Are you 15, are you 16 ♪

♪ Are you 17, are you 18, are you 19 ♪

Are you 20? How old is she?

♪ Are you 21, are you 22 ♪

All right, I'll cut you off there.

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
- That's great!

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

Fan-f*cking-tastic.

Yeah, make a wish amount
of points for you.

That brings us to the
last prompt of our game!

Josh.
- Yep.

- Anna.
- Yeah?

- Izzy.
- Yes.

Two indoor cats and the
outdoor cat they despise.

What? What?

- Please just leave us alone.
- Just go.

Ew!

Oh, not again!

- No, oh!
- Oh God, it wafts in

when we just wanna sniff
the f*cking breeze!

You get canned food?

Are you gonna beat us up
if we don't give it to you?

- Oh, whoa!
- A bird!

It's a f*cking bird!

I got that today!

Wow.

- It was already dead.
- Oh my God, he's disgusting.

He's disgusting! Hey!

- Stop doing that.
- If we give you canned food

for one more time, will
you leave us alone?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

Yeah, I'll leave you alone forever.

One, two, three.

Oh my God, she ate the whole f*cking can!

She ate the can!

- Oh my God!
- Oh yeah!

I mean, we can't
hate her 'cause she's...

Yeah, now...

- No! Are you pregnant?
- Always!

All right, I'll cut you off there.

Oh my God, that is my
new favorite character.

A feral amount of points
for the three of you.

That brings us to the end of our game.

Our winner tonight...

Anna Garcia.

Whoa, whoa!

Anna...

- Izzy, come on-
- Izzy!

You are the recipient
of the coveted Golden Ear.

I'm an EarGOT now.

That does it for us
here at "Make Some Noise."

Tune in next time for
more of the game samer.

I'm Sam Reich, and that
sounds pretty good to me.

Good night.