02x15 - Two Grizzled Fishermen Compare Scar Stories

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Tonight, an entrance

for our $1 a month Patreon
supporters, it's Josh Ruben!

An entrance for our $10 a month
supporters, it's Zac Oyama!

Thank you. Thank you to
Shelly Peterson, Dan Quilt.

And an entrance for
our $100 a month supporters,

it's Brennan Lee Mulligan!

My real address is 441 West 50th Street,

apartment 4-W, New York, New York.

Come there and f*ck me!

They're all here to...

Make! Some! Noise!

Welcome to "Make Some Noise,"

the game so good we spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.
Here's how the show works.

I have here a series of
improvisational prompts

our players have never seen before,

isn't that right, players?

Never seen 'em.

That's right, I've never seen 'em.

- Don't you dare.
- Have you seen 'em?

I'll be able to tell, Sam,
whether or not I've seen them

after I've seen them for the first time.

Why? You think I put it
in your fantasy novels?

Gilbreth took the blade of Excalier!

And then he said, "Name seven birds!"

They will, to the best of their ability,

fulfill those prompts.

I will award them corresponding points,

and the winner will take
home the coveted Golden Ear,

which, unless trimmed regularly,
will grow a golden man.

- Whoo!
- Players,

are you ready to rumble?

The energy in the studio is punching.

Keep it loose.

Punch, keeping it loose.
- I'm a live wire right now!

First up, a warm-up round.
A little amuse-bouche.

Joshua!
- Hah!

A boy going through
puberty in 15 seconds.

Okay, yeah, No problem.

Hey. Uh, it's really nice to be here.

Um, uh, oop!

Oh.

Uh, uh!

I have to go to the bathroom.

Great, Josh. Now if I
could get that in reverse.

Um, hey, nice to see you.

Sorry, let me just tuck
something real quick.

And um, oh, I'm fine.

Uh, I love candy!

I like it a lot, Josh. I do.

I'm gonna say hair where
it would surprise you

amount of points for you.

Schwing!

- Zac.
- Hm?

A chef getting
Ratatouille'd by a normal rat.

A chef getting
Ratatouille'd by a normal rat.

Hey there, little guy.

Sorry, I'm just cleaning
the kitchen by myself

because everyone's mad at me
for the dishes I made.

You wanna hop on? Oh.

Okay.

You're in here, you must know

a thing or two about cooking.

Why don't we give it a shot?

Hey, buddy, buddy.

No!

I'm trying to cook food!

How's your food?

How's your food?

Pure hell.

Clearly zombified by the rat.

We're never going back there.

We are never going back there.

I think we'll say a "Cars


Okay.

- Does that make sense?
- Yeah.

You get Owen Wilson in there a bit.

"Uh-oh, I ran over a rat.

I'm George W. Bush.

Uh-oh, I'm Owen Wilson George
W. Bush. I ran over a rat."

It was weird that
they put George W. Bush

in "Cars," wasn't it?

That was a weird choice.
- Yeah, look at me.

I'm a big, old tow truck.

Brennan, this prompt is
efficient in terms of word count.

Gotcha.

Elvish Presley.

Oh, thank you. Thank you, everybody.

Coming all the way out here
to Lothlorien, Tennessee.

I wanna say, first of
all, to everybody out here

coming out here to see the
King, High King Gondolin.

That's your boy.

Elvish Presley.

I want you to know, these
rhinestone jumpsuits of mine,

they were knit from yarn
forged at the dawn of time.

Trees of the Valar, baby. Uh-huh-huh!

So this first song I'm gonna
sing, I know you all know it

so if you know the tune, you sing along.

[Brennan singing delicate
melodic elvish song]

[Brennan continues singing
delicate melodic elvish song]

Ooh, yeah, Brennan!

You take two things.

That's what we do here.

A little bit of a peanut butter and jelly!

Do elves live forever?

- It depends on the cosmology.
- Yeah.

In "Lord of the Rings," yes.

What about Santa's elves?

Santa's elves only live to be 12.

Oh!

- That's sad.
- Oh my god!

They die as kids, and that's real.

If you're watching at home, that's real.

- I'm going to say a-
- f*ck!

- f*ck!
- Immortal amount of-

- f*ck!
- Points for you.

f*ck, man.

- Josh.
- Hah!

Randy Newman's theme
song for "Toy Story 74."

No problem.

♪ You've got a friend, I guess ♪

♪ You've got a friend, I guess ♪

♪ We all said goodbye ♪

♪ All your friends die ♪

♪ You've got a friend, I guess ♪

♪ Also, remember the Slinky Dog ♪

Oh!

♪ He died, oh ♪

♪ You also remember Mr. Potato Head ♪

♪ Mr. Potato Head is also dead ♪

♪ Andy's here, too ♪

♪ But he fell and chipped his tooth ♪

♪ Because he's 89, he's feeling fine ♪

♪ Now Andy don't have no more teeth ♪

I think Mr. Potato Head
did die, if I'm not mistaken.

That's true. How am
I still alive?

I think we gave Zac
"Cars 3" amount of points.

- Correct.
- But I think we can give you

a "Cars 2" amount of points, honestly.

Or a Slinky amount of points!

- Zac.
- Sorry, it's Zacky.

I apologize. Zacky.

Yes.

Asking for samples at
World's Worst Ice Cream.

Gosh, they all look so bad.

Um...

Is that a cat food pecan?

Can I do that?
- Oh, god!

Thank you.

I'm not gonna eat that one, I think.

Um, colon sh*t?

Colon sh*t? Thank you.

No, thank you.

Uh, vanilla bean? Okay.

Okay.

I'm just gonna go back to
my favorite, booger sorbet.

Oh!

Thank you.

The vanilla bean was just bad.

I like vanilla. Vanilla
bean is sort of too-

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- A little too like-

Really fancy, yeah.

Let's say 31 flavors amount

of points for you.
- Oof.

Brennan.

Saint Peter on the things you did

that were weird but not sins.

The Lord, our God is
ready to welcome you

with open arms into the Kingdom of Heaven.

There's a list of about 20
things we do have to go over.

And I just wanna say it
right out of the gate,

no pun intended,
that none of these

are going to make you, you
know, lose your spot in Heaven

so, you know, you don't
have to worry about that.

So just be honest about them.

When you were 13 it
says you put your p*nis

in the suction vent of your
friend John's swimming pool.

That is not masturbation
so that's not a sin.

Did you...

Like it?

Number two, this says
that you ate matches.

And again, it's not a sin,

but God just wants you to
know that that is gross,

and he doesn't like it,

but you still are gonna go to Heaven.

Oh, m*rder.

And...

Why wouldn't that have
been top of the list?

- I don't know.
- I love that.

Sometimes God puts
things in a funny order.

I think let's say a fire and brimstone

amount of points for you.
- That's fair.

Josh.

Seven of the cutest
farts you've ever heard.

- Aw.
- No problem.

All right, ready?
- Yeah.

Well, there's the first one.

Second one-
- Wait, wait, wait.

- Oh, yeah?
- Can I hear it one more time?

Okay.
- Here's the second one.

It's a little different,
but it's kinda the same.

You ready for this? [mimics
clown nose honking fart]

Still cute. Number three is...
- Yeah.

[Josh mimics enjoyably moist
but not quite a shart fart]

Technically, technically
it's pretty cute, right?

Yeah, it's pretty cute.

- So, so far, just to recap.
- Yeah, yeah.

[Josh mimics enjoyably moist
but not quite a shart fart]

Okay.
- Okay?

Fourth one is... [mimics
airy kazoo-like fart]

- Just a quick recap.
- Yeah.

[Josh mimicking previously
described four cute farts]

Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then the fifth one
is, uh, let's see...

- Oh.
- You know what I mean?

It's like a, like a baby one.

Like a...
- Yeah, yeah.

Right? And then I guess
the big one would be...

Oh, that is something
we have not done already.

Yeah. Should we recap to the seventh?

Okay.

[Josh mimics enjoyably moist
but not quite a shart fart]

Yeah.

Yep.

Uh...

- Yeah!
- Yeah, and then the like...

- Yeah!
- Yeah, great.

And then that last one,

the seventh cutest fart you've ever heard.

- Yeah.
- Is...

Almost like it's like a cute
shart. That's the last one, so.

Wait, uh...

Uh...

And.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

Wow, Josh!

I do the fart sounds.
Brennan does the monologues.

Zac does the funny
names. I can't, I can't.

Incredible. A bean chili
amount of points for you.

Oh, a party in the pants amount, baby.

Whoo! Zac.

- Zacky. Sorry.
- Zacky,

a lumberjack forgot his axe,
but insists he doesn't need it.

What do we got. Uh...

This guy? Okay, great.

Uh, wow! It's an old growth.

Beautiful.

Well, I'll just get started.

It won't take me too
long, okay? Thank you.

I'll just get started.
You don't have to...

You wanna watch? Okay.

Sorry, I have to stretch out.

This is how we're actually
supposed to do it,

and this way it's a little
more friendly to nature.

Why's it taking him so long?

Almost got it. Sorry.

I will cut you off there, Zac!

I really liked this little
collaboration that occurred.

I really felt like the noises

made me feel like I was doing it.

- Pulling my back out.
- Yeah, like making progress.

Pulling my back out. Like,
there is something happening.

There is definitely something happening.

Let's say an "Overstory"
amount of points for you.

- Been meaning to read that.
- Oh, beautiful book.

- Last prompt of round one.
- Oh.

- Oof, oof.
- Last one.

Brennan's real feelings

about our loosey goosey point system.

It wouldn't take
anything away from the show

to just do real points.

And here's the thing,

all of us are afraid of the
rubric that we're trying to find

for why someone gets the...

But here's the thing.

You're not protecting anyone's feelings

because at the end of the day,

Sam makes an arbitrary decision
to give the Ear to someone,

and it still hurts every time!

So what are we protecting
anyone from, exactly?

We have either an arbitrary
system or we have a system

where we actually have some kind of rubric

for who did the best job!

And at least in one space,
you can protect your emotions

by saying, "I can try harder next time."

There's no way in this system
to try harder next time

'cause you're at the whim of a bit!

- 10 points for Brennan.
- Thank you, thank you.

That feels right.

That brings us to our first minigame.

This is a little game we like to call,

Who Are You Supposed to Be?

How this works, players,
is you will run over

to this treasure trove
full of costume items.

You will pick out a costume
piece that appeals to you.

Buzz in and tell me as if
you're a child at my door

on Halloween, who are you supposed to be?

And away we go.

Brennan.
- I'm the mayor of Donkeytown!

Yes, Brennan!

Josh.

I'm a bad father!

Yeah, you know what, Josh? I believe it.

Zac.

I'm the rest of that trophy.

Oh my god, Zac! So many
points, so many points for you!

Josh.

I'm your aunt.

You wanna come to Topanga? I'm your aunt.

Come to Topanga. I'm your aunt!

Brennan!

I'm Elvish Presley!

Yeah, that's a good
callback. I like that a lot.

Josh.

I'm Amish, but I need a doctor.

Because you're growing
cat ears out of your chin.

Anyway...

We'll say points for you.

Brennan.

Susan, you will be the Hamburger Queen.

- No!
- Whether you wish or no.

No! How?

How 'bout a season one callback?

How do you remember that, Brennan?

Zac.

I am the winner of this game.

Brennan.

I'm a psychic pirate.

I like that a lot!

That's a thinker.

Josh.

I still need that doctor.

Oh, oh no, it's getting
worse! It's getting...

It's getting worse!

Brennan.

I'm Tiny Tim trying to see
some t*tties at Mardi Gras!

It's a Christmas miracle!

I feel for Tiny Tim.

I'd like to be able to
show him some t*tties.

Please, sir.

The least we could do. Josh.

Okay, now I really need some help.

Oh no!

Get me back to
Pennsylvania. I need a doctor.

I wish this person believed
in more modern science.

Zac!

- I'm David.
- Who's...

Who's David?

- My name's David.
- Who isn't David?

Okay.

Brennan.

I'm Grant O'Brien.

- Ope, ope.
- Ope, ope, ope.

That brings us to round two

where our players must
now test their talents

in teams of two.

- But how?
- How?

- How do we do that, Sam?
- We're about to find out.

Josh.
- Huh?

- Zac.
- Huh?

Two clipboard people

trying to get each other's signatures.

- How's it going?
- Okay, yeah, hey.

- How's it going?
- Good, how are you?

- Hey, how you doing today?
- Good.

Do you have a second to take a look-

Do you have a second to talk about-

Yeah, do you wanna
talk about the future?

- The future.
- So this is just the thing.

Sorry.
- Yeah, that's so funny.

- No, but just so real quick-
- Yeah, I'm Ron.

- So we're just trying to-
- What's your name?

- I'm Rom.
- Oh, funny.

So yeah, so-

So we're actually trying to-

Have you ever heard of solar panels?

Well, that's so funny.

So actually, I'm actually filling out

an anti-solar panel clipboard.
- Oh, interesting.

Did you know it was
dangerous for children?

Oh, I thought solar
was good for children

because of the future and all that.

Yeah, actually, they just found out

that it's really bad for children.

- Oh, interesting.
- So I'm just trying

to get some signatures.
- Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'll-
- Yeah.

I can just take a look at that

if you just wanna-
- No, you just wanna-

And you can take a look at mine.

- So this is good!
- Yeah.

So I just need your credit card
and then we'll get started.

Yeah, and I'll just get your credit card

and then I'll sign.
- Awesome. Yeah, here you go.

If you wanna just give me your card.

Then I'm just
gonna switch this out.

I will cut you off there!

Oh, I really liked that a lot, you two.

A, excuse me, can I bother you
for just a couple of minutes?

Zac.
- Yeah?

And Brennan.

An inappropriate time to say "Shut up."

You, Owen Smith,

the child of destiny.

I have come here

because our world is dying.

They say that there is a
boy from the Earth realm

given the power of light magic

that he might come and save our
world from the Shadow Realm.

Have I now found the savior of our people

here in this place?

I bestow upon you these three gifts,

the Sword of Courage.

Cool!

The Shield of Truth.

Awesome!

And the Crystal of Wisdom.

Oh! Can I tell you something?

Sure.

I always knew this would happen to me.

- Oh.
- I always knew

that someone from a different
dimension would come to me

and tell me that I was the chosen one

because I always felt it.

And I always felt like everybody
knew that I was different

and they always treated me in such a way

that I don't know, maybe
they didn't like me,

but I knew it was for a good reason.

Not just 'cause I'm annoying or whatever.

Shut up. Um...

Give that back.

I'm taking the crystal back.
- What?

It's actually not...

It's not really like a prophesy thing.

It's sort of like, I
actually make the call.

I can tell-
- Wait!

No, I can tell you suck
so give me the sword.

No!

Give me that. I can tell
you suck so give me that.

Hey!

Yeah, I sorta took a
chance and I was like,

oh, this one's like a little outside the-

Ball tap!

I thought for sure...

I thought for sure, and
then it was the reversal.

It truly was just a situation of,

I think I missed my window and so I...

Yeah, totally.

But then you teed it.
- It was perfect.

It was the perfect tee up.

God, how do we thematically
distribute these points?

Well, I don't wanna say chosen
one. You said chosen one.

Chosen two?

Chosen Two: Electric Boogaloo:
The Bogus Journey Begins

amount of points?
- A Chosen Two...

Yeah.

- Electric Boogaloo.
- Uh-huh.

- The Journey Begins?
- Yeah.

Amount of points?

Yeah, the journey begins in the sequel.

The first movie's really bad.

- Brennan.
- Yeah-huh?

- And Josh.
- Yeah-hi-ya.

This urinal whistling is a real bop.

Hey man, you're really good.

Oh, thanks so much.

I'm Rick Rubin.

You have a gift.

I wanna make you a star,
and I can't help but notice

that neither of us is
peeing because we know

that something really
special's happened here.

I'm sorry, what do you-

Do you wanna put your d*ck away or?

What are you suggesting?

I think we should cut a record.

I think your whistling
is incredibly special,

and I think that you...

Mm-hmm.

Have something that the
world has never seen before.

I just got one question for you.

- Only one?
- Yeah.

- Let's hear it.
- Can you keep up?

What a wonderfully,
wonderfully weird scene.

It's an independent film.

It's almost "Safety Not Guaranteed."

Let's say a gold, no, a
platinum amount of points

for the both of you.
- Ooh, hell yeah!

- Josh.
- Huh?

- And Zac.
- Hate to do this.

- Josh.
- Huh?

- And Zacky.
- Hm.

This is a sequel prompt.

Slimer tries to return
a jacket to the Gap.

Hey.

Hi, can I help you?

Okay, um...

So do you have a...

Yeah, do you have a receipt?

That it?

Okay, and sorry, your credit
card that you bought it with.

Mm-hmm!

Visa!

Okay, I'm sorry that that
didn't work out for you.

Yeah, I just put it on
and then it got muddy.

Yeah.

Is it going through?

Yeah, we're working on it right now.

Okay. Let me know if
you need another one.

It seems like it's
been longer than 60 days.

Can I get another jacket?

You want to exchange
it for another jacket?

You could do that.

I wanna jacket that fits me good.

Okay, well, I can help you look

at some other jackets over here.

Okay.

- It looks good.
- No, I didn't like that.

Mm, I wanna try another
jacket.

Uh, you're kinda getting
all the jackets a little wet.

I'm sorry to say that in-

The customer know best.

The customer knows best?

I'm 39 years old.

I can see in your face,
Zac, there was a piece of you

that was like, "Is this gonna be a scene

where Slimer simply
successfully returns a jacket?"

Let's say a "who you gonna
call?" amount of points for you.

Ooh!

Which brings us back
to Zacky and Brennan.

A nat 20 versus nat 1 charisma check.

Gentlemen, I see you must
have drawn the short straw

here manning the sideposts
while the Midsummer Festival

plays on in the background.

I wanted to offer, by the way,

several tickets for the mead hall.

If you wish, I know that
the fine barmaiden there

would be more than happy to
serve two thirsty guards,

and as you can see from my badge,

I myself am a captain of
the festival watchmen,

so feel absolutely free to avail yourself

of any of their services.

And once again, thank
you for all you've done

for this fair city.

Are you Sheila's dog?

You're Sheila's dog,
right? Her little dog.

He's not-
- You know Sheila?

- Sorry-
- Her little dog.

Sorry, one moment. My
friend's taken of his cups.

Ha-ha-ha, one moment.

That's a man.
- Right?

- That's a full human man.
- Okay.

Not a little dog. It's not a little dog.

I don't have my glasses.

I think there's more going on here.

Have you seen Sheila's dog?

Gentlemen, my friend was using a bit

of the common parlance.

Sheila's dog is a euphemism for uh,

good friends and compatriots
and those that know-

No, it's not!

Sheila lives down the street,

and she's got this dog that
looks exactly like you!

I'm not lying!

This guy's a liar!

This guy's the one who won't-

And I'll cut you off there.

Yeah, I think we'll say
a roll for initiative

amount of points for the both of you.

There you go. There you go, exactly.

I made a D&D joke.

- I love it!
- I can play, too.

Brennan.
- Mm-hmm.

- And Josh.
- Yeah.

Two grizzled fishermen
compare scar stories.

You think that one's bad?

One time I stuck my head
out of the Queen Avery.

One time I stuck my head
out of the Queen Avery.

Thresher shark from my eyebrow

right down to my jugular with their tail.

Right there, you see it from the top.

Aye.

Right down to the collarbone.

Aye, that's a mighty
fine scar you've got there.

I know.

I was aboard the Queen Mary
and a bit of rigging came to

I was aboard the Queen Mary
and a bit of rigging came to

in the midst of a fearsome squall!

And it wrapped around me
legs and tore them off.

What? You're telling me
both of those are fake?

Oh no, I swum down to the
bottom of the sea, I did,

and I wrestled Poseidon
with his frosty beard,

and I took them for meself once again.

And I got a witch to spit on the stumps

and stuck 'em back on.

Holy f*ck!

Okay, I did not think you
would actually stump me

on number two, but-

No, I'm sure you've got
a cooler story than that.

- Yeah, I know. Okay.
- Go for it.

All right, f*ck it.

So, I'm free diving off
a dock in Calamari Nam's.

I fly on down, didn't taken enough breath.

I f*cking died.

I float to the bottom.

Poseime himself-

Poseimies?

Well, I call him Poseime
'cause he was always beside me.

So, Poseime comes up and he's like,

"Ooh, looks like this here ragdoll corpse

needs a little aid."

He blows in me like a roadkill cartoon

full of air come back to life.

I come up for air.

A whole tourist of banana
boat girls catches me

and I tell 'em what happened.

No one believes.

What?

I was shot with a laser from space.

How is that possible? You're
talking on the high seas?

I was sailing over the Bering
Sea, the ocean slate gray!

Poseimemeo, with a
murderous glint in his eye,

and he says, "You'll not cheat
death twice on my ocean!"

And he hurls a bowling
ball the size of a boulder

and it kills everyone in my family

that were taking a photo

on the deck of the ship, and I died!

And then at that exact moment,
a satellite from the USSR,

this was during the '70s!

It comes down from space, and
it blows up my whole body.

It comes down from space, and
it blows up my whole body.

And I show up in the Astral Realm,

and 40 guys rush up with knives

and stab the sh*t out of my astral body.

That's pretty f*cking boring, McCale

because it don't compare to the time

I fell through my bed into a liminal world

and woke up fighting God
in an arena of creatures.

I fought a crab with a big hat,

a tiny hand with g*ns
coming out its fingernails!

I fought a boat that screamed,

dream screams shootin' at
me, and I split, McCale!

I split into a billion katrillion pieces

and had to beg fear itself
to put me back together

to allow me to fish again!

- You think that's bad?
- Huh?

Zip!

It's the crab!
- Oh!

I will cut you off there,

both of you!

Un-f*cking-believable.

Trying to out Lovecraft each other.

Oh my god!

Let's say a Seven Seas amount
of points for the both of you.

That brings us to our second minigame.

This is a game we like to
call, Now That's What I Call.

In this case, taints!

That's right, the little space

in between your genitals
and your butthole.

How this is gonna work is,

I'm gonna pitch you all on a location.

You are gonna buzz in and tell me

what taints are called in that location.

Their nickname, if you will.

First up, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Brennan.

Everlasting c*ck.

- One more time.
- Oh no.

Everlasting c*ck.
I just thought of c*ck.

And then it stops-

- That works! That works!
- At a certain point where...

Yeah
- It totally tracks!

I can't believe that worked!

- This is my job.
- It's true!

Josh.

It's burning violet,
Violet. It's burning.

Like, that spot in between just
gets, and guys, it happens.

- Sometimes it chafes.
- I guess so.

Zac.

Four grandparents.

This one is gonna go to Brennan

for Everlasting c*ck.

Next up, the Italian mob.

Gabagool

I can buy that, Josh, for sure.

Brennan.

La Cosa Nostra?

That's very good,
Brennan. Very good, indeed.

Josh.

The Aballfi Coast.

Josh! That's pretty
f*cking good, my man!

♪ Somebody once got one ♪
- No, don't do that!

Don't do that.
- Okay.

Zac.

A cannoli.

A cannoli's pretty good.

Kinda the spot between the
cannoli and the...

I do think this one is gonna
go to Josh for Aballfi Coast.

Bravo. Next up, Mensa.

Josh.



I believe it's.141592-

Till you get to the,
you know what I mean?

- Why are you winking at the-
- Huh?

Oh, just a, you know,
'cause pi goes on and on

until you get to the...

Zac.

Taintacular formula.

That's a good effort, Zac.

I feel like Brennan might have another.

Brennan!

The mons prodia, which
is the actual name.

That one is going to go

to Brennan as well.
- That's actually fair.

I made that up.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's too late. I gave him the point.

I got the points! I got the points!

What do they call taints in Candyland?

Josh.

Poops and ladders.

Yeah, different board game,

but I like where you're going there, Josh.

Zac.

The Rainbow Road.

Oh...

Brennan.

Peanut Butter Swamp.

The voice and everything!

Peanut Butter Swamp.

I do think that one
I have to give to Zac

for Rainbow Road.
- Did you make that up?

Next up, Atlantis.

Brennan.

The Mariana Stench!

Whoa! Quick on the draw there, Brennan!

Brennan.

The Lost Shitty!

- Wow! Two for one special!
- Ooh!

I think I gotta give
this one to Brennan.

A last one, caveman times.

Josh.

Zac.

Yeah, I mean, totally.

Brennan.

Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm.

And that is a point.

That was a long walk.

- For Brennan.
- A long walk.

That brings us to round three

where our players will now hold hands

and jump into the abyss together.

Oh, I'm sorry.

- Josh.
- Huh?

- Zacky.
- Mm?

- Brennan.
- Hi!

A clone, a clone of a clone,

and a clone of a clone of a clone.

- Look-
- Look.

This is what Doug needs
from us, right, is just

help around the house.
- Help around the house.

His life, everything else like that.

So...
- So...

Hm?

- Are you? Is everything?
- Yeah.

Are you just, you're trying
to repeat what I'm getting.

I'm learning, yes.

- Look, in an ideal world-
- In an ideal world-

- All of us would-
- All of us would-

Have been created

Directly from him.

- Rather than from me.
- From...

From me from him. What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Keep going. We're listening.

What are you doing?

- We're obviously listening.
- Oh, what is that?

It's his little n*pples.

He's got 16 n*pples.

God, your whole genital area
is just filled with n*pples.

We've been trying to
help Doug. What's going on?

We're trying to help Doug. Sorry, yes.

Okay, so the important thing
is this. His cloning machine...

Why are you...

How does that help him for you to do that?

It's like a stress ball.

You know what I'm gonna do?

I think that we should
just melt ourselves down

into genetic goop and just
try again from the top, okay?

- Okay, one more time?
- One more time.

I'm just gonna, we'll
just do genetic goop.

Clone number one.

Oh my god, a clone of
Doug. My machine worked.

His machine works. Our machine works.

All right, number two.

Oh no!

Oh no!
- I think it worked.

Keep going.
- I don't-

And I'll cut you off there!

That's great decision-making, g*ng.

A point and then the clone of said point.

- Wow.
- And another clone

of that clone.
- Hell yeah.

Next up, the comments section

if and when this hits YouTube.

I can't believe they didn't just like,

make this part of the


like part of the 30% that
Sam committed to editing out.

I think the order in
which they are the funniest

is Brennan first, Josh second-

And then Zac.

Wow, so beautiful to see four men

do good laugh comedy together.

So wholesome good. Love to see this.

America need more to laugh do together.

Username Elailio.

I'll join in.

Wow, Sam's beard's gettin' gray, huh?

Did y'all see Josh

slam that felt donkey
d*ck into his podium?

That sucked.

Does anybody know what
happened to CollegeHumor?

Wow, these guys raised me.

I think we can end that there.
Those were all pretty good.


worth of points for you.

Oh sh*t!

Last prompt of our game.

Say it isn't so, players.
- Aw, boo!

A political debate is
interrupted by a seagull attack.

What the Governor's not
gonna tell you about his plan

is that by privatizing
the state's Medicare,

over 3 million people

are gonna be kicked
off their current plan,

and those people wouldn't-
- No one's gonna be

kicked off their plan.

That is absolutely false, sir.

Sorry, I actually don't
surrender my time to my opponent.

Well, it's a straight-up
lie. I don't know what to say.

What I wanna say is-

Look, in my plan, you're-

- No, no!
- Get him!

You, you!

This freak's eating seagulls!

I mean, the seagulls are pretty big.

Look, my opponent wants you think

that because I ate three seagulls

that I don't have the best interests

of the people of Massachusetts at heart.

Look, I'm not a good guy.

I'm pretty bad.

But I'm not some freak who eats seagulls!

Look at this guy. He's got
feathers all over his face.

It's taking me! It's taking me!

Eat it! Hurry up and eat it, please!

Folks, you have two choices.

I will cut you off there!

Unbelievable.

Yeah, let's say a $400
donation amount of points

for the three of you.

That brings us to the end of our show.

Our winner this eve...

Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Brennan, you are the recipient

of the coveted Golden Ear.

Thank you.

Ow!

That does it for us
here at "Make Some Noise."

Tune in next time for
more of the game samer.

I'm Sam Reich, and that
sounds pretty good to me.

Good night.