Zombies Become Generals 2 (2026)

[bunniefuu]

[This film is fictional,

please do not imitate]

This land

is sacred.

It connects heaven and earth,

the realm of the living and the dead.

Red happy symbols hang on

the sedan chair,

The mouse's daughter is getting married.

She doesn't know whom to marry,

So she has to ask her dad and mom.

Both parents are old and muddled

After arguing back and forth,

they finally decide:

"Marry the most impressive one,"

"go pick for yourself."

She is happy.

She is sad.

Her dowry is piled in a coffin.

The wind blows.

And heads bow.

The broom has sharp, sharp teeth.

Don't speak of joy.

Don't talk of cheer.

Disturb the wedding,

your blood will drain.

Get lost!

What are they doing?

Chief, the legend says...

on the seventh day of the new year

is the wedding of the mice.

Is this a wedding

or

a damn funeral?

Everyone, stop right there!

You have the right to remain silent,

but everything you say

can and will be...

Enough nonsense!

Chief, your orders?

We got a tip.

Someone is abducting women.

Who's in charge here?

Step forward and answer.

I'm asking you a question!

Cat got your tongue?

That was...

Scared the hell out of me.

Yeah, gave me a start too.

Chief, great shot.

Still playing the ghost and god trick.

Yeah!

Arrest them all for me!

Arrest them!

Wandering outside the Six Paths,

Drifting beyond the Three Realms,

I summon you forth now.

Let slaughter illuminate the dark path.

Open fire!

Zombie!

There's a zombie!

Run!

[Zombie General 2]

[Peach Weekly]

Trash!

A bunch of trash!

Such an expl*sive piece of big news

actually ended up in the hands of

a gossipy tabloid!

I hired you all

to do the work,

not to eat for free!

Move aside.

So you're really hungry.

Chief.

Actually, I was the one

who got those messages first.

Why didn't you publish them?

Chief.

We are a news agency,

not a fiction magazine.

I think we should pursue the truth.

Your name?

Xu...

Chief.

My name is Daixue.

Daishu?

Daixue.

Daixue, right?

Good.

Starting today,

you're the Chief.

Come on, welcome her.

Um.

Don't joke around, Chief.

You started the joke with me first!

Truth and facts?

How much can they sell for?

Is it enough to buy your lousy buns?

With your intelligence,

do you still think you can earn enough

for your study abroad fees?

Dream on!

You're still so young,

don't think you've

hit rock bottom in life

Actually, your lives

still have plenty of room to sink lower.

Get out.

Chief.

- I think this is...

- Get out.

De

Democracy.

Democracy.

Science.

Sci... what?

These two words are Mr. De and Mr. Sai

Democracy and Science.

I say, Dongsheng.

Your Sifu is a Taoist priest.

You are also a Taoist priest.

What kind of democracy and

science are you talking about?

What do you know?

The Dao is without emotion.

The Dao is without form.

The Dao is without name.

We who cultivate the Way must

encompass heaven and earth,

achieve mastery

through comprehensive study.

Tolerance leads to greatness.

It's...

Something terrible has happened!

What is it now?

Is it the meat price rising

or the vegetables being snatched up?

Look at this!

[A case of a zombie injuring people

has sparked nationwide concern]

What?

General Li Habu?

[A case of a zombie injuring people

has sparked nationwide concern]

Master Chimei has arrived.

This time, for the successful delivery

of the goods.

We must trouble you, master.

No need for courtesy, Seventh Princess.

We each take what we need, that's all.

Also, we must trouble you

to handle the aftermath.

[A case of a zombie injuring people

has sparked nationwide concern]

[Li Habu]

Dongsheng, come look at this.

They're so wicked.

They stole General Li's corpse.

No.

This grave was broken open

from the inside.

Xing'er.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Come.

Why has this turned into an extreme

yin land where dark forces converge?

What's wrong with an extreme yin land?

Sifu said,

if a corpse is buried in an

extreme yin land for a long time

it can easily turn into a zombie.

You mean

Li Habu might become a zombie?

Impossible.

Dongsheng, wait for me!

Come, Xing'er.

Let's go.

Where are we going now?

You'll know when we get there.

So what if my husband knows?

Everything he eats, wears,

and puts on is given by you, isn't it?

[Morgue]

We're here.

The flesh has shriveled.

The blood has dried up.

It was done by a zombie.

We must burn it quickly

to prevent corpse transformation.

What are you doing?

I'm checking if she was bitten

by the zombie.

Is undressing her the only way?

That's true too.

What are you doing now?

I'm checking if she has grown

the zombie's fangs.

Ouch!

Corpse transformation so quickly?

General Daogang!

Freeze!

You even know this?

Of course.

I've been secretly working hard

in places you don't see.

What a powerful zombie!

Quick, hide!

You're the zombie?

I'm a reporter,

I came to investigate

the zombie m*rder case.

Who knew

you all came,

so I hid secretly.

Really bad luck.

What's that smell?

Why is it so stinky?

Did you fart?

I didn't.

Not good!

It's the smell of corpse oil!

Hold your breath, quickly!

Corpse oil!

Qian Palace opens the Heavenly Gate.

Dui Gua commands the mighty troops.

Gen Palace seals the ghost path.

Li Palace rides the wheel of fire.

Kan water surges with waves.

Kun Gate shifts the earth's axis.

Zhen thunder with its crashing sound.

Xun wind blows over mountains and peaks.

I enter the Central Palace.

All generals protect my body.

Swiftly as by the law's decree!

Xing'er.

The Seventh Princess

guessed correctly indeed.

Destroy the corpse.

And those two women as well.

Stop!

Who exactly are you people?

Look up to the heavens.

Our patriarch is in the midst.

One call and he arrives.

One shout and he comes.

General Daogang!

Freeze!

You actually used a pregnant

woman's corpse to extract corpse oil?

Such sinister sorcery!

Your own life hangs in the balance,

and you're here debating

good and evil with me?

Ridiculous.

Blazing essence, blazing essence,

Vermilion Bird, soar aloft.

Swiftly grasp the wheel of fire.

Burn the ghosts, annihilate their forms.

By the urgent decree!

Celestial guards, earthly guards,

A seat of blazing light,

Ten thousand ghosts perish.

Swiftly arrive!

Puppetry.

Such petty tricks,

daring to show off before the master!

Great Power, Heavenly Dragon!

Great Luo's Law Incantation!

Supreme Mysterious Capital!

Four Alliance Flying Talismans!

Control Spirit Talisman!

Seize and subdue demons!

Search and capture ghosts and deities!

Command Immortal Talisman!

Playing with talismans against me?

You've come to the right person.

Soaring Sky, Swift Fire.

Ride the radiant clouds and dragons.

Fire Prison Talisman!

Water benefits all things.

Galloping to the utmost firm.

Heavenly Water Talisman!

As the incantation commands.

The Dao's power secretly arrives.

Heaven, Earth, and Man Talisman!

You dare hurt my face?

I'll fight you to the death!

This is the one!

Nine Perfected lead the way,

Heavenly Warriors follow behind.

Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden Talisman!

Mighty Heaven's Great Thunder Duke.

Thunderbolts shake the void.

Three million blade-wielding soldiers,

evil demons vanish without a trace.

Thunder God Incantation?

Fine!

I'll give you a Savage Thunder Curse!

Heaven's Thunder Gods,

Earth's Thunder Gods,

Five hundred savage thunders

closely follow.

The Supreme Lord Lao issues the decree,

Descending to protect the Dharma

and deliver beings.

If a single one disobeys the order.

Pressed under the Dipper's handle,

never to rise again.

Divine troops,

urgent as the law decrees!

Urgent as the law decrees!

Arrive!

Not bad.

The younger generation

is indeed formidable.

Folks, even the enemy is praising me.

Please type "talented" on the screen.

Don't forget to like, share,

and subscribe!

Talk!

Where did you hide

those kidnapped girls?

Aren't you quite capable?

Guess.

Guess my foot!

damn.

A speck contains the vast cosmos,

The pole shoulders

the sun and moon's span.

Encompassing a hundred thousand miles,

Gods and demons ascend to heaven.

Urgent as the law decrees!

Stop!

What are you doing?

Trying to get yourself k*lled?

He is a great hero!

You cannot harm him!

I don't care what he was before.

He is a zombie now.

Why don't you use a talisman

to immobilize him?

Are you telling me how to do my job?

You think I don't know to use talismans?

Weren't they all used up earlier?

General Li, have you forgotten who I am?

We fought together in Nanya Village

to defeat Guo Yasheng.

We fought the opium traffickers

together.

We even k*lled William

and the Seventh Princess.

Do you remember Wan'er?

Let's go.

Where to?

Your place.

My home is over there.

Xing'er.

Heavenly Sha, Earthly Sha,

Year Sha, Month Sha,

Day Sha, Hour Sha,

Jiuliang and Sansha!

Swiftly return to the empty realm,

all return to the underworld!

Cast down into the golden well,

No boundless movement is allowed.

Effect!

Need help?

The next shipment,

I will deliver it safely.

Excellent.

I'd like to borrow someone from you.

Who?

William.

He...

He is not human.

[Spirit Tablet of My Venerable Sifu,

Shi Fatian]

Kneel.

I told you to kneel before me!

Wait, that's not right.

Why should I kneel to you?

My surname is Shi, named Shi Gandang.

Taoist Shi is my father.

I am your senior brother.

Now, call me 'Dad'.

Dad.

Call me 'Senior Brother'.

Senior Brother.

Junior Brother.

Please rise quickly.

Senior Brother.

This is the only relic

Sifu left for you.

He always said,

you were naturally gifted,

with extraordinary bone structure,

a prodigy seen once in a century.

But why did you run away from home?

I didn't run away.

When I was little, I went out to play

and was kidnapped by traffickers.

Naturally gifted...

Junior Brother.

If it weren't for the Zombie outbreak,

we might never have met

in this lifetime.

Junior Brother.

Senior Brother.

Do... do Zombie really exist

in this world?

Miss,

having traveled the world

for many years,

I can tell you this world

doesn't just have Zombie.

There are vampires,

zombies, witches,

and werewolves.

Absolutely terrifying.

If you're scared,

you can come to my room.

I think they're less frightening

than you.

Hmph.

What exactly is this

guy's character setting?

No idea.

Here you are.

If you miss me,

think of my name,

Shi Gandang,

and this paper crane will come find me.

I'll be at your beck and call.

[Author: Shi Gandang]

Shi Gandang?

The one and only.

Why are you touching me?

That night in the tree,

why did you hold me and kiss me?

That night?

In the tree?

Held you?

Kissed you?

So it was you!

Why did your mouth smell

so strongly of chives?

So embarrassing!

Xing'er.

How about it?

Let's try it later too.

You're awful.

Must be thrilling in a tree.

Red happy symbols hang on

the sedan chair,

The mouse's daughter is getting married.

She doesn't know whom to marry,

So she has to ask her dad and mom.

Both parents are old and muddled.

After arguing back and forth,

they finally decide:

This road was opened by me,

This tree was planted by me.

If you wish to pass through here,

Leave your daughter behind.

My good son-in-law,

I shall leave my daughter with you.

Shi Gandang.

What's going on?

Why isn't it following

the script you designed?

Of course mice are afraid of cats.

Here we go!

My fair lady,

I am here!

You're quite a fighter, aren't you?

The Seventh Princess.

Senior Brother.

Stop chasing!

What did you just call her? A princess?

The Seventh Princess,

descendant of the Ming Dynasty.

She's actually a princess?

I like her.

Senior Brother,

For that, you need to

watch the 'Zombie General 1'.

That movie...

Don't say it!

Spoilers bring bad luck

upon the whole family.

I'll get a membership later

and watch it myself.

General Li must be right here.

Come on.

Open it.

Come on.

One.

Two.

Three.

It's William.

Wasn't he already dead?

Shi Gandang.

He looks a lot like

the vampire you described.

So it's a foreigner.

Halt!

What's going on?

Are you stupid?

How can these Chinese characters

work on a foreigner?

Who knows that foreign stuff?

I do.

I've traveled the world for many years.

Hold him off for me!

Senior Brother, hurry up!

Pout.

Pout!

Why are you closing your eyes?

Senior Brother,

I can't hold on much longer!

Hurry up!

Impressive, Senior Brother.

- You should know who I am.

- Awesome!

Why are you patting me?

Oh, right.

Flash him!

Help me up!

Right.

He's afraid of light.

Aim for his eyes!

It's working.

You brt.

If you want to know where Habu is,

Come find me at the Boyun Temple

in three days.

Pull out all the nails from their backs.

Thank you!

- No need.

- You saved us!

It's nothing.

You're welcome.

Right.

Everyone, get up.

It's all over now.

You all should hurry back.

Go home.

Go home quickly.

Go home.

Wait a moment.

You, in the second row.

Move in a bit.

You at the back, move forward a little.

Good, everyone squeeze in closer.

Don't block the shot!

Alright, hurry up.

It's almost dawn.

I want to stand in the middle.

Three.

Two.

One!

Zombie!

Excellent!

Pictures tell the truth.

But this title isn't good.

I've got it.

Call it "Beastly Father

actually forces his teenage daughter

to do such wicked deeds.

Shocking four hundred million Chinese!"

This isn't appropriate, Chief.

Be obedient.

This is for your study abroad expenses.

Now leave.

Wait, Chief.

I still have unfinished business.

After I catch the mastermind

behind this,

and uncover the truth,

I'll come back to you for this money.

The truth...?

What on earth are these things?

These are called

Mother-Child Heart-Control Nails.

It's an extremely sinister and wicked

type of sorcery within the Taoist arts.

Each nail is taken from a coffin

over a hundred years old.

How disgusting.

And they must be soaked in the blood

from a pregnant woman's womb,

for a hundred days.

After they are refined, they are used in

conjunction with a Soul-Summoning Bell,

to control the target.

This evil sorcerer is truly vile.

Are you scared?

Are we still going to the appointment

in three days?

Of course we're going.

Why don't we go tonight instead?

Catch him off guard.

That's really low.

What do you know?

This is the art of w*r:

All warfare is based on deception.

To be sincere, there is a way.

If one does not understand goodness,

one cannot be sincere in oneself.

Therefore, sincerity,

is the Way of Heaven.

To think how to be sincere,

is the Way of Man.

What does that mean?

It means a gentleman's agreement,

A promise is worth

a thousand pieces of gold,

And must not be broken.

Love is not important,

Understanding is.

Here we go again.

[Boyun Temple]

I've been waiting for you.

Please.

Why is yours so high?

They're the same.

Both are thirteen feet tall.

This fiend is so cunning.

Junior Brother,

we must not underestimate this fiend.

He may appear sinister,

But in reality, he is not kind at all.

Yes, Senior Brother.

His two jumps up there

just now looked very slow,

but actually, they weren't fast at all.

Although he looks old,

his age is probably not young.

His Taoist arts are average,

but his magical power is

that of a weakling.

So, Senior Brother,

You should take this one.

What are you two babbling about?

Are we competing or not?

Go for it, Senior Brother.

With great power comes

great responsibility.

Fine, I'll go.

What are you looking at?

Who would fly if there's a ladder?

I'm not some bird man.

Red Eyebrows!

How do you wish to compete?

Wandering outside the Six Paths,

Drifting between the Three Realms.

I summon you forth now,

Let slaughter illuminate the dark path.

You go hide.

Let's go.

Senior Brother,

think of something, quick!

Divine light,

majestic in all directions.

The Dao's energy fills the air,

Transforming into a True Man.

Swiftly, as is the law and decree!

One-Eyebrow Taoist!

Riding on awe and virtue,

Manifesting supreme spirituality.

In harmony with creation,

Attaining the ultimate truth.

Effect!

Lord Guan?

A three-heaven decree!

Transforms my form!

Evil spirits flee afar!

True qi swiftly arises!

His steed gallops across both banks

of the Yellow River,

His maces strike through

three prefectures and six counties,

His might rules

half the skies of Shandong.

In filial piety, he rivals Zhuan Zhu;

In friendship, he is like Meng Chang.

The Divine Fist Guardian.

His surname is Qin,

his given name Qiong,

His courtesy name Shubao.

Guan Gong battles Qin Qiong!

Junior Brother, why are you so foolish?

Are you stupid? He is a Martial Sage.

How can I, a mere door god, defeat him?

I'll summon a sage too.

Open the Celestial Court!

Arrive at the Thousand Spirits!

Ascend to the heavens above!

Return to the divine infant.

Urgently, as by the law's decree!

- The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!

- The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!

You are the Marquis of Shouting.

I am Sun Wukong!

You cannot defeat me.

Four verticals, five horizontals.

Six Ding and Six Jia Deities.

Patrolling the cosmos.

Connecting with the divine essence.

- Golden Cicada!

- Golden Cicada!

It hurts so much!

Stop it!

It hurts!

Senior Brother,

quickly summon the Tathagata Buddha!

How could I possibly summon the Buddha?

Find someone who can subdue

the Golden Cicada.

Got it!

The Three Purities' energy fills.

The Five Emperors' pure spirits.

Mountains and rivers demarcate realms.

The Jade Maiden, graceful and elegant.

Urgently, as by the law's decree!

What do I care for power and gold?

What do I fear by rules foretold?

I only wish to stay with thee

My love, my heart, eternally

Love me so

Love me so

Let us never let go

My Beloved.

Too savage.

Clad in golden armor.

Treading upon the plains.

Mighty force of the Ugly Star.

Come and merge with my body.

If you can't summon

the Supreme Lord Lao Zi,

then summon his mount.

Do you think I would be afraid?

Aren't you afraid of falling?

What did you say?

It's done.

Lift!

Thank you.

Lift Li Habu.

Heaven round, earth square.

The law's decree in nine chapters.

I now wield the brush.

All ghosts hide away.

Urgently, as by the law's decree!

This water is no ordinary water.

A drop of extraordinary water

in the bowl,

clouds and rain arrive in an instant.

The sick are all cured.

All ailments eliminated.

Evil spirits dispersed.

Urgently, as by the law's decree!

Good and evil quickly separate.

Mystically raising the heavenly truth.

Clarifying the Three Primes.

Proclaiming and

practicing the true text!

Urgently, as by the law's decree!

Not good!

He's going to turn into a zombie!

Hold him down!

Hold him!

Urgently, as by the law's decree!

It stinks so much!

Senior Brother

This water has turned black.

Here.

Take it.

There's hope.

Senior Brother

How could Lord Habu really

turn into a zombie?

He is not a zombie at all.

He still has a pulse

and body temperature.

According to my speculation,

he must have been poisoned,

and it's opium.

Opium?

Yes.

And not ordinary opium.

That's why I used turbot,

turtle shell,

and pangolin nails.

Turbot eyes are pungent in taste,

cold in nature,

enter the stomach

and intestine meridians,

promote urination, reduce swelling,

clear heat, and detoxify.

Turtle shell is sour in taste,

cold in nature,

enters the liver and kidney meridians,

nourishes yin, subdues yang,

softens hardness

and dissipates nodules.

Pangolin nails are sweet in taste,

slightly cold,

belong to the liver

and stomach meridians,

invigorate blood circulation,

unblock collaterals,

reduce swelling, and expel pus.

These three herbs are

extremely cold in nature.

Opium, during the Tang Dynasty,

was also called Afurong.

It is bitter in taste, toxic,

and warm in nature.

Using cold to overcome warmth

can neutralize this toxicity.

Understood?

Such a long monologue,

I actually memorized it.

I got it.

Senior Brother,

when will he wake up?

Using the method I just described,

49 days will suffice.

Senior Brother, you say 'will suffice',

I will note it down carefully.

50 grams of wolfberries,

two ginsengs,

ten pieces of cordyceps,

one rooster weighing 1,650 grams,

one front pork hock.

Simmer over a gentle fire

for four hours.

Can this also cure opium poisoning?

Are you stupid?

This is for me to eat.

Once I regain my vitality,

I can better save that General Li.

I really don't know which foolish Sifu

taught such a silly apprentice.

Your father.

Daixue is here.

Daixue,

are you moving in to live with me?

I came to bid you farewell.

Don't cry.

Daixue is going abroad,

not to a funeral.

Daixue.

To be honest,

we haven't figured it out yet

the real mastermind behind this.

Are you really

just going to leave like this?

After I published the report, I realized

these people simply don't want to focus

on the missing women case.

They just want to focus

on these sensational,

supernatural, fantastical stories.

Don't get so worked up yet.

The first step is always the hardest.

And then?

And then the middle part is hard.

And the ending is even harder.

But you're not alone.

There are four of us.

But do you know

how many people are out there?

Four hundred million.

The four of us can't

possibly save them all.

Upon self-reflection,

if my cause is just,

even against thousands or

tens of thousands, I will go.

What does that mean?

Let's eat first.

Wait.

Daixue.

Daixue!

Senior Brother.

Don't run away!

- Daixue.

- Daixue.

Come back!

Daixue.

"Upon self-reflection,

if my cause is just,

even against thousands or

tens of thousands, I will go."

Don't move.

[The women trafficking case

has been reopened for investigation]

Him.

Where is she?

I don't know.

She's just a junior reporter

from our newspaper.

Hit her.

Look at your scrawny arms.

Stop!

I know where she is.

Where?

She's right behind you.

Excuse me.

You wrote all these?

Where is Li Habu?

Who are you people?

Why are you hitting the Chief?

You just noticed I'm being hit?

You...

Who on earth are you?

Let me go! What are you doing?

Oh right.

Help me publish an ad

to claim Daixue's body.

What?

I want to place an ad.

An ad?

Placing an ad

requires payment.

Princess, please take care on your way.

If you miss me,

just think of my name.

Shi Gandang.

This paper crane will come

find me immediately.

I'll come at your call.

Shi Gandang.

Shi Gandang.

Shi Gandang.

Senior Brother.

The five turbidities are cleared.

The eight scenes are illuminated.

Receive refinement.

Sins are extinguished, fortune is born.

Urgently, as by the law's decree.

Senior Brother.

Habu is much better than before.

This is the absolute limit

of what I can do.

Quick, help me to the bed.

Here.

I don't even have

the strength to walk now.

Look, what's this?

Zhenzhen?

Zhenzhen is pink.

Aiai?

Aiai is blue.

Lianlian?

It's Daixue.

Daixue must want me to

go abroad with her.

I'm going abroad with Daixue

to have a candlelit dinner!

Senior Brother.

Daixue, I'm coming!

Wait for me!

Senior Brother is so powerful,

why doesn't he cure his own brain?

This is what they call:

The knife can't carve its own handle.

Makes sense.

This can also be called

lovers finally united.

Why are you looking at me?

Jealous?

Where is Li Habu?

General Li!

Li...

General Li!

It's Dongsheng.

[Memorial Tablet of

Senior Sister Guo Wan'er]

[Memorial Tablet of

Senior Sister Guo Wan'er]

Dongsheng.

Ancestral Masters, please forgive.

Ancestral Masters, please forgive.

[Memorial Tablet of

Senior Sister Guo Wan'er]

Habu.

Why on earth have you become like this?

These are the drugs William was

researching before his death.

Use which one?

Seventh Princess,

which one should be used?

Whichever.

Anyone.

If we can save him,

we can save you.

It seems the drugs

William was researching

were successful.

Help!

Save us!

Not good!

Halt.

Seventh Princess,

you must be frightened.

Thank you for your trouble.

Then they took control of me.

They made me eliminate

all obstacles to their

trafficking of women.

Those bastrds.

We absolutely cannot let them get away!

Right.

I must avenge Wan'er.

No.

We must wait until General Li

has fully recovered.

We can make a long-term plan.

Wait for me.

Daixue.

I'm coming.

Giddy up!

How's it going with that nurse?

Her husband's been keeping

a close watch lately.

You dog.

Buddy.

Did someone just go in?

What are you doing?

Let's get married.

Married?

Yeah.

You've reached marriageable age,

so you should get married.

Oh, so when I reach the average

life expectancy, I should just die?

Daixue.

You called me here

wasn't it to go abroad with me?

I even brought my luggage.

I just...

Looks like that little gold bar

I spent was wasted.

I never thought

catching you would be this easy.

Where is Li Habu?

You'd better not ask about it.

Daixue.

I've heard people say

foreigners

they all eat raw meat and drink blood.

If you can't get used to it,

that's okay.

I know how to make

a few signature dishes.

I'll cook them for you to try.

I think you must have misunderstood.

I just wanted you to save me.

Someone who wants to leave

will find a thousand reasons.

Someone who wants to stay

by your side can never be driven away.

Shi Gandang.

We're not right for each other.

I know.

I keep trying to convince myself

to give up.

But the moment I see you

my heart collapses completely again.

Oh my god.

You shake your head.

I wave my hand.

For the rest of our lives

we go our separate ways.

Seventh Princess.

Let me go, Seventh Princess.

Go.

Let's pretend

the wind never blew.

You never came.

I never loved.

You're so cringe.

I admit it.

What are you doing?

But the reason

is I love you.

Seventh Princess.

Since you won't let me go

can you lock me up separately from him?

I can't take it anymore.

Daixue.

Come on.

Come on.

Let me tell you a ghost story.

Come on.

Just k*ll me instead.

Seventh Princess.

Don't go.

Seventh Princess.

Come here quickly.

Let me scratch your back.

Bad news!

What?

Daixue is dead.

[Reporter dies under mysterious

circumstances! The deceased: Daixue]

Missing Person Notice for a Body.

Could it be

that senior brother k*lled Daixue

out of love-turned-hate?

Surely not.

Or maybe...

Daixue couldn't stand senior brother's

harassment anymore,

and k*lled herself?

You really think that little

of your senior brother, huh?

Was I that obvious?

I think something's not right.

- Seventh Princess.

- Seventh Princess.

Greetings, officers.

Halt.

What are you doing here?

Officers.

We're delivering vegetables.

Delivering vegetables?

Off you go.

Where's the prison cell?

Shouldn't you be asking for the kitchen?

Why are you asking for the prison?

Officer.

He means we'll deliver the vegetables

properly to the Seventh Princess,

so we don't end up in prison later.

Right.

Officer, I promise to

deliver it properly.

Alright.

Over there.

Go on.

- Thank you, officer.

- Thank you, officer.

Let's go.

Just k*ll me already.

- I can't take it anymore.

- Oh no, Daixue is in danger.

Daixue.

Don't you think this looks

just like our future child?

I plan to have three.

And have those three children

have three each.

Look at this one.

This is our eldest daughter.

No name yet.

What should we call her?

Shi Mao?

Shi Shang?

Shi Suo?

Daixue.

- Shi Dunzi?

- Daixue!

Step aside, leave it to me.

Open the cell door,

release the prisoner.

Escort the prisoner out the door.

Open.

Daixue.

Are you okay?

I'm not okay.

Senior brother.

Come here.

Come see your future niece.

And nephew.

Awesome.

What took you so long?

Congratulations, senior brother,

on having both a son and daughter!

It's okay now.

You

finally came.

Seventh Princess.

You're still so despicable.

We meet again.

However

this will be our last meeting.

See you later.

You guys go first.

I'll hold him off.

Daixue.

If something happens to me

you must live well.

Where are they?

This is what they call

"It's always 'Better you than me.'"

Senior brother.

You can do it.

So harsh, huh?

You two go first.

The mastermind behind all this

is the Seventh Princess.

I'm going to find her

and settle this score.

No.

If we go, we go together.

If we go to her, we go together.

Right.

You're fired.

Fired!

Can't catch me, you grump!

Don't let them escape!

Alright.

Let me show you the charm of the East.

Don the Taoist robe

looking sharp as hell.

Two fingers raised

ready to unleash chaos.

With this little hat on,

I care for no one.

By the authority of the law!

Not bad.

Let's see who's stronger.

I forgot you're a "Foreigner".

Okay.

Jab, swing, hook.

Seventh Princess!

Show yourself!

Run!

What kind of g*n is this?

Why won't it stop?

Maxim machine g*n.

Why is it quiet now?

Maybe it ran out of a*mo.

Defeat me,

and then you can see

the Seventh Princess.

I'll handle this.

You go find the Seventh Princess first.

Be careful.

Whoa.

You're better.

Thank you for saving me, Taoist Shi.

It was my duty.

I've long heard of

General Li's reputation.

Shut up.

You go first.

He and I

have old and new scores to settle.

Go!

You scared me!

What are you yelling for?

If I had the strength,

I'd have left already.

What do we do?

We each take one.

Go.

- You fox.

- You fox.

General Li.

General Li!

Open the door!

You need to go!

He's immortal!

Open the door!

General Li Habu!

General Li Habu!

Open the door!

General Li Habu!

- Ten years ago...

- Open the door!

I was already dead.

General Li Habu!

No!

You must go!

Not sure if this is the place.

We'll know once we go in.

Let's go.

Why so many weapons?

She must have traded these

for trafficking those girls.

Not bad.

With these,

I can restore the Great Ming Dynasty!

Come on.

This is the Republic of China era.

The Qing Dynasty is already gone.

What Great Ming

are you even talking about?

Xing'er.

Daixue.

General Li!

Open the door!

Open the door!

General Li Habu!

General Li!

Light the fire!

No!

Light the fire!

Hurry!

Heavenly Pivot,

a tower of flame,

all demons perish.

Urgently, as by the law's decree!

General Li Habu!

General Li Habu!

Senior brother,

are you okay?

Are you okay?

Right now,

I don't have

a single ounce of strength left.

Shi Gantang, you were so

amazing just now,

you know?

If not forced by life's circumstances,

who would want to

make themselves so full of talents?

Senior brother is showing off again.

Excellent.

General Li

has finally been vindicated.

Daixue,

thank you.

Don't mention it.

So you've still decided

not to go to England?

I've made up my mind.

Compared to my personal growth,

I'd rather grow and progress together

with our fellow countrymen.

Congratulations, President Daixue.

You...

I came to say goodbye to you all.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

Daixue,

I will miss you.

In my heart, in my dreams,

in every place you are or are not.

Don't go.

I don't want to run into

any more brick walls.

I just want to run into your chest.

Don't use your beauty against me,

or else I'll

play along.

Newspaper!

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Uncovers the Mastermind

Behind Human Trafficking!

Newspaper!

Paperboy!

Come take a look!

One copy, please.

Alright.

You're hungry?

I'm not hungry.

I'm waiting for "Zombie General 3".