01x02 - Death

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♪ There's three of us, there's three

of us

♪ Look closely, you will see

♪ There's three of us, just three of

us

♪ There's him and you and me

♪ And every day we all hang out

to find out what we talk about

♪ I'm a talking crow like thing

♪ And I am red and made of string

♪ And I'm a yellow pig

♪ That's three of us, just three of

us, us three. ♪

Well, I'm dead.

Hmm. What?

I'm dead. Says here I'm definitely

dead.

What else does it say?

How did you die?

I forgot to drink water. Ha!

What about us? Does it What does

it say about me?

Am I dead? No, just me.

Why do you get tothat's, it must

be. That's a mistake.

Somebody's jealous.

Jealous? Jealous of me being dead.

You don't even know what it is.

So why would I be jealous?

Yes, I do.

As far back as I can remember,

I always knew I deserved to be dead.

Just, I'm more the kind of guy

that would be dead.

You're jealous.

That's just my kind of thing. I'd

better get changed into my Sunday

best.

Oh. Did that fall out of your knee?

Yeah.

You laid an egg. Quick. Make a wish.

Is that an egg?

Hi. Hello. You all right?

Sorry about that.

Hey, cool place, guys.

Whoa. You've got one of those?

I've been thinking

about getting something

like that. What? A television? Yeah.

Don't tell anyone. What?

Hey, don't worry. Just a bit of

small talk to lighten the mood.

Now, which one of you is dead?

Oh, that would be Wait, don't

tell me I'm good at this.

It's you, isn't it? Well done.

No. It's me.

Yeah, well, you were my second

choice. Here.

Look at that. I've been given a

wreath.

It's just him, is it? Cos I feel

like I could maybe be dead.

Yeah, I bet you do. But I've only

got one down here.

He doesn't look that dead.

Well, there's many ways to check

if you don't believe me.

You can do this.

Ooh. Doesn't that hurt?

Huh. Not that much.

My turn. Ow!

Not you, silly.

This must be a very hard

time for you.

And you can also check your ID card.

Hey, it's you.

Yeah. Listen, I just want to check

something.

I get it. You want to learn

all about your identity.

Here you are. I was more hoping

that I was dead.

What? Don't be silly.

You don't die for ages.

Aww. You die in the lake. What?

I think you drown or

Whatever. Back in your cupboard.

Great. So what happens now?

Well, I couldn't see any money

in your record, so I've just put

you down for a basic, no

frills service.

For what? For the funeral, silly.

Come on. We've got a lot of work to

do.

I said we've got a lot

of work to do.

What are we doing?

Oh, no, it's the funeral.

It's the funeral. Sorry.

Hey, guys. You all right?

Hello. Thanks for coming.

Look, I had my insides removed.

Hey, hey. No talking.

Remember you're dead. Sorry.

Yeah. Silly me.

Why does it say David?

That's his name.

He's David.

What? That's supposed to be your

name.

What's his name?

What, the stone? Doesn't

have a name, it's a stone.

Right. This is very confusing.

Change it to my name, then.

Well, I can't now.

It's already engraved.

I can't unchisel it, can I?

Why not? I know.

Why don't you write David's

name on me?

OK, let's crack on, shall we?

Now it's time for some lovely

remarks by the best friend.

What? I'm not the best friend.

Yes, you are.

I'm your best friend?

Yeah, we're close.

I mean, I know you.

I know which one you are.

Look, I'm leaving you all my stuff.

Yeah. I don't want it.

I mean, that's justthat's just

our stuff anyway.

That's our plates And my diary.

There's nothing in it.

It's new. I just got it.

I could do the lovely remark.

I don't want you.

I want my best friend.

I'm not your best friend. Hey, look,

just speak from the heart.

He's a nice guy. He'she's the

smallest one.

Tell them about the tournament.

I don't know about a tournament.

I won a tournament, didn't I?

Did you? OK, great. Thank you.

Beautiful stuff. Very moving. Now

MUSICAL INSTRUMENT PLAYS

That's really nice.

Hey. Wow, I didn't like that.

Now, before we say goodbye forever,

there's one last thing.

If anyone knows any reason why

this person should not be dead, say

now or he will forever be dead.

But, isn't he Huh?

I think he'd

Great, now to play us out, here are

some of his best moments.

Goodbye.

Goodbye to you.

But he didn't Farewell.

..do any of that.

And goodbye to you, David.

What happens now? Now, you go home.

Well, that was a lot of fun.

See you later, floorboard person.

Not you, cheeky. You're dead.

Now get back in here.

Oh, yes. Silly me.

Right, down we go.

Bye. Good luck with everything.

Cheerio then. Bye.

I guess it's just gonna

be me and you now.

Huh?

I said it's just going to be me

and you from here on.

Yeah.

Until the other guy comes back.

Yeah. Actually, I don't know

if he is going to come back.

I think he just sort of stays

in the hole. Huh?

I think he just stays

in the hole now.

He stays in the hole now.

Yeah. There's a lot of pictures

of him.

I don't remember this many pictures.

He stays in the hole.

Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

We didn't really like him anyway.

Remember how he used to bite you?

Yeah, quite like that.

CLATTERING

Huh?

Hey. How are you guys holding up?

Did someone break something?

You should really eat something

at a time like this.

Have a sandwich.

Sandwiches. We don't want a

sandwich.

You're very brave.

How about a tissue? No.

How about a sandwich wrapped

in a tissue?

Who are they? We're just friends.

Friends of David.

He wasn't called David.

So quiet here without David, isn't

it?

Here. Come and sit with us.

We're all sharing stories about him.

You didn't even know him.

Who really did? So brave.

I think maybe it's best

if you all go.

Yeah. Don't forget about your goody

bag.

Sorry for your loss.

What's that?

Well, thanks for this, but you guys

all need to

What do you think happens

when we die?

Do we ever come back?

Well, I guess nobody really knows.

Some people think we go

to a new place like a paradise

and some people think we even

come back as our favourite

animal or object.

Wow. Object.

For me, well, something tells me

that when we die, we go

into the centre of the earth.

Well, it's not quite the centre.

It's in between the core

and the surface.

And we must relive our lives.

But as a performance for a new super

race known as the council.

And every time you get it

right, you get a pound.

But? What?

I need to go to sleep now.

Good night.

Hello, I am Mrs Grelch.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, she seems fun.

Says she's a classic.

Look, I have a hat for weekends.

Nice. And a cheeky sense of humour.

She comes with her own debt. Cheeky

credit card debt. We're already in

loads of debt.

What about this guy? He looks fun

and he's got his own catchphrase.

Fudge. That can't be right.

I like fudge.

Oh, he's too opinionated.

All right, well,

what about Lucky Mo?

He's on special offer. He's got no

opinions and no reviews.

I'm up for anything. Let's have fun

or not have fun.

Oh, no, no. I don't like him.

I don't like any of them.

Hey. I want the old one back.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

There's no replacing this guy.

Maybe we just need to accept

that when someone goes

away, things change.

♪ When someone goes away, the

world is ♪

Blah!

Urgh, claymation. Hey, don't say

that.

You'll hurt its feelings.

Sorry about him. He's just upset

because the other guy went into a

hole.

Hole. I am hole.

No. You're Happy Rex or Lucky

Grouch or something?

Something. Something.

Eurgh, what's she doing?

Just mucking around.

You've angered the demon.

Hold on. Give it a chance.

So now that you're one of the main

guys around here, there's a few

ground rules you should be aware

of. Ground.

Yeah, if you want to use

the phone, you're gonna need to

book that in.

We don't share food, but we do

share a wallet.

Hang on. This thing.

One of the guys?

Yeah, one of the main three

guys around.

♪ There's three of us, three of us

♪ Look closely, you will see there's

three of us

♪ There's three of us ♪

No, no, stop it! That's not him.

♪ There's him and you and me. ♪

No, not that thing.

Yeah, it's basically the same.

♪ Three of us ♪

It's a blob. Hello.

Wow. What a beautiful service.

Very moving.

Great. So what happens now, then?

That's it now. It's just this.

Is it? OK, great.

So it looks like you're all set.

I'm going to sh**t off. Got quite a

lot of admin to do.

You'd be surprised how much

paperwork there is.

What do I do then? Is he involved?

No, no. It's more sort of personal

time now.

But if you need anything

urgent, just press the buzzer.

OK, I'll leave you to it. Bye.

Oh.

Hey, how can I help?

Hello. Shall we play a game?

Shall we play snooker?

Or maybe beach volleyball.

I never tried that. Wow. Games?

Yeah. I'd love to play a game,

but actually, I've got a lot to do,

so it's going to have to be a no.

And remember, the buzzer is only

for when you really need.

OK. You don't need to press

it when I'm here.

It still works. It works.

What if I need the toilet?

You won't need the toilet.

I drank a milkshake during

the service.

Well, you shouldn't really

have done that.

Let's get to know each other.

Ask me some questions.

Let's listen to some music.

Where did you get that?

What is this?

I made it myself.

OK. On the computer.

Hooray, Hovris.

It turns out my mother has left me

£40 in her will.

Wow. This is cause

for celebration, my boy.

Let's heat up some water.

Yes. That's the TV.

Uh, this is the other light switch.

And this is where we keep the stain.

Wow. Hello, stain.

That's a funny word.

Maybe I could be called stain.

No, that's not really a name.

Stain Edwards, the forever boy.

No, no, I'm notI'm not

comfortable with that.

OK. And I sit here, do I?

Hey. But that's his chair.

Comfy. Where else is he going to

sit?

So what do we do?

We do whatever we want.

Well, we mainly go in here.

Or sometimes we go in there.

Wow. Can we go outside?

Right. And we see the world.

And we go on adventures. Do we?

Yeah. Us three on crazy adventures.

Who knows what might happen?

There'll be ups and downs for sure.

Maybe we'll even fall in love. Fall

in love, what's that?

We can take on anything life throws

at us.

♪ I used to be a blob of nothing

at all

♪ But now I walk and talk

and I'm 20 foot tall

♪ I'm the new one in the family. I

want to thank you for the

opportunity

♪ To see the sky is blue and the

ocean is too

♪ And when the world spins

around, you can see the moon

♪ There's a million stars

inside this grain of sand

♪ And there's still so much we don't

understand

♪ Like who really built the pyramid

and why are we even here?

♪ What's our purpose? Some people

think we're in a simulation

♪ It's interesting just to think

about that. ♪

Look, guys, I'm getting

my core values.

Honesty, the spirit of adventure.

Finance. Stop it.

Yeah. That's not really the kind

of thing we do.

Oh, why not?

Should I do it again? No. Just sit

here and stuff will happen.

Something normally happens.

Oh, what happened over there?

We don't talk about that area.

Yeah, don'tdon't look at that.

Can't help it. Stop looking at it.

It's beautiful.

Why are you looking at it?

Kind of terrible and wonderful

at the same time.

Stop saying stuff like that.

You're not supposed to say

that kind of stuff.

You're supposed to say

that the floor is too loud

or the window is disrespecting you.

Why would I say that when the world

is so full of wonder?

No, it's not. It's all wrong

without

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. Just don't look at him.

What? Where can I look?

Can't look at him.

Can't look over there.

Look, if you want to look at

stuff, tell me and I'll make a list

of where you should

and shouldn't look.

Seems like a weird system.

Yeah, well, you seem

like a little thing with

and even the other guy

at least had his own clothes.

You don't have clothes.

Yeah. I'm not supposed to have

clothes.

This is how I look. OK.

Yes. What do you want?

Look, I've made some new friends.

It tickles. Great. Great.

Yeah, that's all part of it.

I wonder what my old friends are

doing.

They're probably just trying

to move on.

Speaking of which, you should

probably

Move on? Move on to what?

Well, when somebody goes

away, they tend to

Ow, what are you doing?

Just keeping track of time.

We've only been here for half a day.

I'm doing it in seconds.

We've obviously been here

for more than 5 seconds.

Have we? Oh. Stop. Stop it.

What's that? What's that smell?

Oh, yes. Turns out I did need the

toilets, actually, quite a lot.

Maybe that's what the tally was for.

What? Oh, here I go again.

No, no. Right. That's it. I'm done.

I don't have to put up with this

But I'm dead.

Yes and you're terrible at it.

You're on your own now.

If you want to do something,

just lie here and think

about your life, OK?

All those memories.

Memories? Yes. My memories.

Memories.

♪ My memories

♪ Memories of him

♪ Memories of him standing here

♪ I can still hear his voice

in my ear

♪ Memories of him talking to me

♪ He told me about the military

♪ Memories of us laughing together

♪ When I asked him for help

with the rash of my back

♪ Memories of him explaining to me

♪ Why I couldn't join the military

Far too weak.

♪ Memories help me remember him

♪ The things he did, the life we

lived

♪ Memories of his favourite food

♪ This homemade curry that he left

in the fridge

Oh, that's gone off. Sorry.

♪ Memories of him having a beak

♪ I really feel like he used

to have a beak

♪ Memories help me remember him

♪ The things he did, the life we

live

♪ Memories of his overcoat

♪ Something he wore when he went

outside

♪ Memories of me going outside

♪ All by myself for a walk outside

♪ Memories of me finding the shovel

♪ Finding the shovel that we left

outside

♪ Memories help me remember him

♪ The things he did, the life we

lived

♪ Memories help me remember him

♪ The things he did, the life we

lived ♪

And then I woke up and I read

the newspaper.

Shut up. I was dead.

Stop it. Stop it.

I can't do this any more.

Now, you hold the newspaper.

Do I? I'm not sure this is such

a good idea.

I feel like you have some issues

you need to work on.

Hold the newspaper. Says here I'm

dead.

No, no. That's the old one. Right?

Yeah. It's a confusing situation.

DOOR CLOSES

Hmm.

Hello. Oh, hi.

I dug the old one back.

But what do you mean?

I thought you're supposed to stay

in the ground.

Oh, that. That was all a bit

nothing. Not really for me.

Now I want to sit in my area.

Who's this?

Well, we didn't think

you were coming back, so.

So you replaced me with this thing.

But there's only supposed

to be three of us.

Well, now there's four of us.

♪ There's four of us, there's four

of us

♪ Look closely, you will see

♪ There's four of us, just four of

us

♪ There's him and you and me and me

♪ Every day we all hang out to find

out what we talk about

♪ Sometimes we have too much fun

♪ We have to go to bed. ♪

Actually, no, four doesn't work.

There's three of us.

♪ When you meet a businessman,

you must shake him by the hand

♪ When you meet a family man,

you must shake him by the hand

♪ When you meet the choo choo

man, you must shake him by the hand

♪ When you meet the friendly fellow,

you must shake him by the hand

♪ When you meet the man, you must

take him by the hand. ♪