03x01 - Grownups Island

[bunniefuu]

[♪ theme song playing]

♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪

♪ Together for the better or the worse ♪

♪ We mashed up every story
in a laboratory ♪

♪ Slash cut to the Chibiverse ♪

♪ They're Disney Chibis
with their own TV show ♪

♪ A monumental cartoon science first ♪

♪ Does it all make sense? ♪

Who cares?

[chorus singing] ♪ Disney presents Chibi ♪

-♪ Chibi ♪
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♪ Chibiverse ♪

[scientist] Ah, another
beautiful day in the Chibiverse.

The sun is shining.

-The birds are singing.
-[quacking]

-And of course, as always...
-[coughs]

...the Chibi children are driving
the grown-ups crazy.

-[quacking]
-[roars]

[all chattering indistinctly]

[exclaims]

How am I supposed to watch my stories

with all this noise?

[scientist] I feel for the grown-ups,
but there's not much I can do.

It's against scientific code for me to...

No!

Oops.

I think I just dropped
a crumb on the Chibiverse.

Eh, I'm sure it won't change anything.

An island?

This changes everything!

A whole new land we can turn
into anything we want!

Ooh! What about zip line island?

Ooh! What about a roller coaster island?

Ooh! What about an island where you can
zip line to a roller coaster?

[Suga Mama] Or, instead of
those terrible ideas,

how about an island just for grown-ups?

I must say there's been
quite the commotion lately.

And an island for grown-ups
does sound mighty nice.

-[all] Huh?
-Then it's settled.

Since we're the grown-ups
and we're in charge,

I declare that pile of what
I'm sure is bread...

-[scientist] It's pumpernickel.
-...to be Grown-Ups Island.

[all cheering]

-No!
-No!

No!

[Cricket] Cannot believe
this is happening to us.

It's so unfair.

Don't they realize when you tell a kid
they can't go somewhere,

it only makes them want to go there more?

It's Kid Psychology 101, people!

We can't take this sitting down.

-No!
-Yeah, I won't stand for this!

Uh...

So are we sitting or standing?

We have to get on that island.

Whatever's happening there,

I just know

it's amazing!

♪ When we crash Grown-Ups Island ♪

♪ Our dreams will come true ♪

♪ There is so much grown-up stuff
we'll be able to do ♪

-♪ Drive a car ♪
-♪ Smash guitars ♪

♪ Buy whatever we like ♪

-♪ Stay up late ♪
-♪ And lift weights ♪

[both singing] ♪ Do tricks on motorbikes ♪

♪ The grown-ups need to own up
to the foolishness they've done ♪

♪ So we are gonna show up
and join in on all the fun! ♪

♪ Let's jet ski ♪

♪ Drink coffee ♪

♪ We'll eat candy galore ♪

-♪ Grow a beard ♪
-♪ That one's weird ♪

♪ And watch movies with gore ♪

♪ When we get to Grown-Ups Island,
they'll regret all that they did ♪

♪ 'Cause the only thing
that's missing is us kids! ♪

All right, fellow youngins.

It looks like the island
is guarded by Vasquez.

So time for operation "Get Past Vasquez".

I'm sorry, I'm terrible with names.

[♪ up-tempo music playing]

[screams]

[trembling]

[screams]

[chuckles wickedly]

[all laughing and cheering]

[gasping]

[screaming]

[♪ mysterious music playing]

[all cheering]

I can't believe this!

We're never gonna make it
to Grown-Ups Island.

Vasquez stops us at every turn.

Who would've thought
getting past a highly trained

and incredibly strong bodyguard
would be so hard?

-Huh?
-[laughing]

So maybe what we need is some cloud cover.

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[laughs] This is amazing!
Get ready, grown-ups!

We're over the island now.
Cricket, cut the balloons--

-Aye-aye!
-[all shouting]

I was gonna say
cut the balloons one by one

for a slow and safe descent!

That's my bad, y'all.

Totally fair to be mad about this. My bad.

-[whooshing]
-Huh?

Kids? What are you doing here?

Ha! I knew it!

You were all having the time of your lives

washing dishes?

Doing taxes?

And... napping?

[snoring]

Oh, my gosh. Grown-Ups Island

is lame.

Well, of course it is, to you.
But to us, it's like heaven.

Ya see, kids,

sometimes adults just need the space

to do boring grown-up things,

like whittling.

Speak for yourself,

it's a thrill a minute over here!

Wow, all this time, I thought we were
missing out on fun stuff!

Speaking of fun,

don't think we didn't notice
all the stuff you did to try to get here.

The slingshot, the zipline,
the magic tiger.

Looked fun to me.

Huh. I guess it was kinda fun.

You don't need an island
to have a good time.

And who says you can't
have a roller coaster back at home?

Phineas and Ferb are literally
building one right now.

Wow. I guess you're right, Hop Pop.

So what do you say
you kids head back to the mainland

and start having some kid fun,

unless you want to get in
on this sudoku puzzle.

[♪ ominous music plays]

Math as a game?

Nope. I'm out.

-Time to go.
-[Cricket screams]

[snoring]

All right, adults, the coast is clear!

Ha-ha! Time for the real Grown-Ups Island.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Bill] ♪ That was all just a ruse ♪

[Hop Pop] ♪ Quite the story we spun ♪

[Suga Mama] ♪ We can finally cut loose ♪

[all singing]
♪ And enjoy our secret fun! ♪

Yay!

-[all cheering]
-All right!

[scientist] And so, it appears

peace has once again
been restored to the Chibiverse.

[grunting]

Everything is totally back to-- Oh!

[all gasp] Another island?

Yo, you gotta stop eating over the--

[all] Chibiverse.

[♪ theme music playing]