01x04 - Love Is Lost

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CONTAINS SEXUAL DEPICTIONS
AND COARSE LANGUAGE

Hi. Are you okay?

-What the f*ck are you doing?
-What do you think?

What? Are you kidding,
or have you gone crazy?

I told you to delete the video,
and you shared it on Facebook!

-Are you freaked out about the video?
-Freaked out? Everyone hates me!

Marion! I didn't share it,
and it's been removed.

Then you sent it to someone.
Someone else has it.

Are you insane?
Why the hell would I do that?

Why would I do that?

You probably shared it with your
bitchy friends, and they uploaded it.

I don't know what happened,
but I haven't done anything.

Hey, hey, hey. Please.

Don't create unnecessary drama
when everything should be good.

Please. Hey?

Hey

I think you're great, no matter what.

No matter what people say.
No matter what they talk about.

Hey, look at me. Please.

Okay? I think you're great,
no matter what.

Don't be so f*cking hysterical!

I guess you shouldn't have done
what you did.

What?

If you didn't want to make enemies.

I didn't want to sleep
with Jesper at all.

You and I were supposed to

I was drunk and stoned.

What the f*ck are you saying?

Are you accusing me of r*pe?

I know your cat's name is Sofus!
You did this!

Are you insane?

My cat? Are you kidding me?
Do you think I would do that?

If you're so f*cking insecure,
maybe you shouldn't take drugs!

You can't take lots of drugs

and have sex
and then cry r*pe afterwards.

You came twice!

f*cking hell!

Tell me about yourself.

Tell me about yourself.

Who are you?

Who are you?

I'm kidding.

Can you tell me about yourself?
I don't know anything.

What?

I don't know.
Something about yourself.

I know who I am.

Okay. What

What's your favorite color?

I don't know. Maybe purple?

Was that a question to me?
I didn't get that. I asked you.

Sorry.

Maybe something like that. Orange.

-Orange.
-Sort of like that.

Right. This is really nice.
My mom bought it.

Anything else?

I like swimming.

g*dd*mn! Yes! Good!

Okay, where do you swim?
In the ocean? In the bathtub?

-The bathtub!
-Where do you splash around?

I'm a synchronized swimmer.

Synchronized swimmer.

f*ck, you're like a water ballerina?
That's what it is?

-You could say that.
-You're really flexible, then?

-Yeah.
-You are?

f*ck, why didn't you
tell me that yesterday?

We could have completed
the Kama Sutra.

-We'll have to try again.
-I think we do.

-Are you any good?
-At Kama Sutra?

No, at synchronized swimming.

-Yeah, I am.
-That's great.

Marit and I are applying
for a college scholarship in Miami.

-Wow! In America? Cool.
-Synchronized swimmers.

Oh, my God.

I'm also going to America.

-To Chicago.
-Are you?

To study business.

But we could meet up

in the spring break,
down at the beach.

-You in a bikini.
-And you in cool shades.

Some cool shades. Definitely.

-Yeah. Wet T-shirt contest.
-Yeah, and foam parties.

All of that stuff. It's awesome.

-Then I have to get in.
-You do.

If not, you'll ruin everything
for me, yourself and everyone.

We have the best chances on our team.

You do? Nice.

-Is Marit your best friend?
-Yeah.

She is?

She's a bit uptight.
I think she's a little

-But she's probably nice.
-She's nice.

We're going to live together
in South Beach.

You know the Swedish chick
in Real Housewives of South Beach?

Real Housewives of South Beach.

I haven't watched that,
but it sounds fun,

and I'm sure it's really interesting.
Can you tell me more?

We're going to get a house
like the one she has.

A huge one by the canal, with

a pier, a yacht

palm trees and everything.

-Cool.
-Yeah.

-I love America.
-Have you been there?

-Nope.
-Nope.

But you know the language. "Nope."

Hello?

I could use some help.

Great! That's it for today. Marit!

Marit?

Are you mad?

-Talk to me.
-So now you want to talk.

What happened to your feet?

I get it if you're mad about
what happened yesterday.

Do you realize
that I had to walk home?

No! Oh, my God!

I was really wasted.
You know what it's like.

I don't know what it's like
to be so inconsiderate.

Do you know how hard
it was for me to get home?

We agreed to always go home together,
and you just ditched me.

We made that agreement
in the sixth grade.

We're adults now.

We have to think about what's best
for ourselves, not each other.

I got a chance to be with Christian,
and I took it.

Wow.

So you grew up overnight.

Cool. Congratulations.
The only thing I did

was to defend you in front
of those chauvinistic assholes,

and in return I'm thrown off the bus,

and you stayed there to wh*re up
to the guy who gave me sh*t.

I didn't know it was that bad
for you. I'm sorry, Marit.

I should have gone home with you.

But suddenly, things
were going well with Christian.

I just didn't want to seem desperate,
you know, or annoyed.

I didn't want to ruin the mood.

That's really desperate,
after the way he treated you.

-Yuck!
-What do you mean?

He's really nice.

We were together the whole night
and today.

He's nice?

You have no idea
who you're talking about.

But you do?

-What do you mean?
-Forget it.

You'll figure it out.

Okay.

Hey... I'm really sorry.

If I had gone home, I wouldn't
have hooked up with Christian,

and right then
I had to prioritize that.

-You and I can be together anytime.
-Yeah.

I'm so hungover!

-Did you notice that in the pool?
-A little.

I'm good even when I'm hungover.

LOGIN TO CHAT
USERNAME: INTERNETVILLAIN

Any new hot girls from Oslo/Bærum?

I got something new,
but it's going to cost you.

This is Frida from Jar,


This is Marion from Jar,


Do you have more info?

You first.

Frida goes to Ski high school,
class 1B.

This is Marion Løvås,


Works at Shell, Holmenkollen.

Where did you get the video?

It's everywhere!!

REAL LIFE YOUNG GIRLS AMATEUR

INNOCENT TEEN IN THREESOME


Hey.

sl*t

Hi.

I don't have the money.

Just ask your dad. It's fine.

I feel like I've strained my d*ck.

-Hi.
-Hey.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Good morning, everyone.

Today we're exploring
the national realism.

We'll discuss this painting
by Christian Krohg from 1885.

It's called "Albertine in
the Police Doctor's Waiting-Room."

Can someone tell me
why this painting was controversial?

Because she was a wh*re.

That's one way to put it.

It's not the word I would have used,
but when Krogh painted this,

this was a highly tabooed theme.

He wanted to show
what happened to Albertine.

She went from being a seamstress
to becoming a prost*tute.

It was a dramatic change in her life.

If we look at this painting,
we see

Sanna: I never want to see
your ugly face again.

SOFUS shared a post

Oh sh*t, it's Marion from 3A.

Is that Jesper???

Sandwich-Marion!!!!

Has the russ celebration started?

First floor.

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MARION LØVÅS: LIKE A VIRGIN

MARION LØVÅS: #GOODTIMES

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UNKNOWN CALLER

MISSED CALL [3]

UNKNOWN CALLER

MISSED CALL [4]

UNKNOWN CALLER

-Hello?
-Hi, Marion.

You don't know me.

My name's Fanny,
and I'm a hacktivist.

-I help people like you.
-Like me?

Girls whose nudes
or sex tapes have been leaked.

-How did you know that?
-Marion, it's fine.

This is my job.

I've seen your tape,
and I think I can help you.

If we work together, we can
figure out who leaked the tape.

Hello?

I understand if you're skeptical

and have trouble
trusting people right now.

But I can make sure
the culprit gets punished.

Yeah.

But

It's already been removed.
Facebook has censored it.

Facebook? Was it on Facebook?

I found it on
an international revenge porn site.

Revenge porn site?

So you didn't see the Sofus post?

Sofus?

Right. Shall we figure out
who Sofus is?

And how that person
got access to the tape.

Do you remember who

filmed it?

His name is Jesper.

Jesper Olsen. Right.

What about Christian Jepsen?
Could he have access to the tape?

They might have sent it
to each other.

Then there's Sanna,
Jesper's girlfriend.

What's she like?

Do you think any
of the three could be Sofus?

How do you know all this?
Who are you, really?

Have you been stalking us? What's?

No, Marion. I'm not stalking you.

I'm here to help. I want to help

Sofus

Hi.

Your mom said you haven't eaten.
That you're sick.

Hey

I heard what happened.

It's going to be fine.

-No, it's not.
-It is.

No, people are sending me
a lot of sh*t.

I was called by someone named Fanny,
who's a hacker.

-She's stalked me.
-A hacker?

What's a hacker going to do?

She wanted to help me find
the one who leaked it.

But... everyone knows Christian
is the one who shared it.

Maybe it's not him.

He has treated you badly
all along.

You just haven't seen it.

Who asks a girl to have a threesome
and films it in the first place?

That just happened.
He didn't force me.

-I was so stupid!
-No.

Everyone can make mistakes.

We all make mistakes, but

Christian made the biggest mistake.
He's the one who shared it.

I'm not sure it's him.
He's really nice.

You just haven't seen him clearly.

He has to be Sofus.

But never mind who shared it.

He's an idiot
for putting you in this situation.

I can't imagine you saying,

"Yes, please, let's have
a threesome and film it."

I agreed to it.

But I didn't see that they filmed it.

I understand.

You agreed to it because
he had drugged you.

It's going to be fine, okay?

You just have to

talk to Christian.

Confront him and say,
"You know what?

You can't do things like this."

You don't share a girl
with your friend

and then spread the video
to the whole world.

-You just don't.
-No.

We'll make him stop.

It's going to be all right.

You just have to be strong.

I'm here.

I'm so glad I have you.

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Tele-boy: I get so horny
thinking about how crazy you are!

Tele-boy: I need to see
joystick girl right now!

Oh, my God.

Internetvillain: f*ck off!

Tele-boy: I'll do anything!

Internetvillain:
Give me some passwords.

Send Tele offers to the following:

Tele-boy: Then you'd better
send me something really dirty!

Tele-boy: Joystick girl style!

Internetvillain: OK.

Tele-boy: That's my girl.

Leave it by the door.

What the hell!
Are you looking at this?

Have you never seen
a hairy c**t before?

You f*cking porn-addled brat.
f*ck off!