02x03 - Guaranteed Three-Star Earth Dragon Steak

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Ugor: He's been looking for a blade sharper than mithril, but as you can see...

Mukohda: Looks like the shock has really gotten to him.

Ugor: Yes.

Mukohda: Actually, there's something I was hoping you could try...

Elrand: Here I go.

Elrand: It's completely different from the previous knife!

Elrand: How were you able to obtain such an amazing knife?!

Elrand: Huh? Huh?

Mukohda: It's just from someone I know...

Elrand: What?!

Elrand: If possible, please introduce me to...

Elrand: No, no. Anyways, it has such excellent sharpness!

Elrand: Please take a look at this beautiful cross-section!

Elrand: Now that I have this, I can process the dragon immediately!

Mukohda: Oh! That's great!

Mukohda: So, how long will it take to completely process it?

Elrand: Hm, let's see.

Elrand: I'd like to confirm every part of it as I go, so I'd like to have about three days.

Mukohda: Well, this thing is huge.

Mukohda: I don't think the stove we have now is powerful enough to handle it...

Fel: Hey, what are you mumbling about?

Fel: You cannot possibly expect me to wait any longer than this.

Mukohda: The prey is too big. It can't be helped.

Fel: True...

Fel: Fine, let's explore the dungeon until everything is processed.

Mukohda: No, no. We're not going, okay?

Dora-chan: Fel's right.

Dora-chan: Let's go. I wanna see how much the God of w*r's blessing affects me.

Fel: I'm looking a little forward to it.

Mukohda: It's not like we're going to a theme park...

Sui: Theme park?

Fel/Dora-chan: - Is it tasty?- Is it edible?

Mukohda: It's not edible! Not edible!

Mukohda: Don't think everything is a type of food!

Mukohda: What's wrong, Sui?

Sui: Master. Sui wants to enter the dungeon, too.

Mukohda: Dungeons are dangerous places,

Mukohda: so let's go some other...

Sui: Sui wants to go! Sui wants to go!

Sui: Sui wants to go pew pew!

Mukohda: Well, you didn't get a chance to hunt any venom tarantulas last time...

Sui: Pew pew! Pew pew!

Mukohda: Oh, fine! Just this once!

Sui: Yay! Thank you, Master!

Dora-chan: All right! It's been decided! Woohoo!

Sui: Yay! Yay!

Fel: Then, let's enter the dungeon immediately.

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill

Receptionist A: It depends on the adventurer, but once you enter,

"Guaranteed Three-Star Earth Dragon Steak"

Receptionist A: it can take anywhere from three days to a month.

Mukohda: Huh?! That long?!

Receptionist A: The dungeon has thirty floors,

Receptionist A: and no one knows what'll happen once you enter.

Receptionist A: It's a good idea to bring a lot of food with you.

Receptionist A: If you plan to go deeper into the dungeon,

Receptionist A: you'll need to prepare the proper equipment as well.

Receptionist A: After all, no one has managed to clear this dungeon thus far.

Mukohda: Sorry, I've changed my mind.

Mukohda: You've made me realize how completely unprepared I am.

Receptionist A: Is that so?

Receptionist A: But that may be for the best.

Receptionist A: Then, please let me return your guild card to you.

Fel/Telepathy: Why?!

Dora-chan/Telepathy: We came all this way and we're not going in?!

Sui/Telepathy: Let's hurry up and go in!

Mukohda/Telepathy: I want to prepare a lot of food for emergencies.

Mukohda/Telepathy: Be a little more patient.

Mukohda/Telepathy: Is everyone all right with eating terrible food inside the dungeon?

Fel: Very well, then.

Dora-chan: Both Fel and I are really weak when it comes to food.

Sui: Master, Sui understands, too!

Mukohda: Let's do some shopping first.

Adventurer A: Whoa, look at those familiars.

Adventurer B: Is that a great wolf?

Adventurer C: He has a dragon, too.

Mukohda: There're so many people here.

Mukohda: As expected of one of the top five largest cities in this kingdom.

Shopkeeper: Hey, you there!

Shopkeeper: Come by and take a look.

Mukohda/Internal: All the vegetables I recognize have slightly different names.

Mukohda/Internal: They're all pretty cheap.I should buy a bunch to take along.

Mukohda: By the way, how much does this meat cost?

Shopkeeper A: A gold coin.

Mukohda: Huh?! It's that expensive?!

Shopkeeper A: What're you talking about?Monster meat is a high-end luxury item.

Mukohda/Internal: I guess that makes sense.Everyone always eats it so deliciously.

Mukohda/Internal: But Fel and the others can always hunt meat for us, so I won't buy any.

Mukohda: Then, I'd like some of this bread, cabbets, caroots, and oni... oneons.

Shopkeeper A: Sure thing!

Mukohda: It's a magic stove.

Mukohda: It has four heating elements!

Fel: Why do you need something so large?

Fel: Won't it get in the way?

Mukohda: No, no! You can cook food with this thing.

Shopkeeper B: Welcome.

Shopkeeper B: You have good eyes. This is the newest model of magic stove that's been released.

Shopkeeper B: What do you think?It's our most recommended item.

Mukohda: How much firepower does this have?

Shopkeeper B: The heating elements are embedded with

Shopkeeper B: carefully selected magic stones, so the heat output is excellent.

Shopkeeper B: Moreover, this oven is its biggest selling point!

Shopkeeper B: This oven is powerful enough to even roast a c*ck whole!

Mukohda/Internal: If it can roast monsters, it's probably better than my current stove.

Mukohda/Internal: If I have this, I'll be able to cook a greater variety of food.

Mukohda: So, how much does it cost?

Shopkeeper B: It costs gold coins.

Mukohda: gold coins?!

Fel/Telepathy: All right. Purchase it.

Mukohda/Telepathy: Huh?

Fel/Telepathy: With this, we can eat new kinds of delicious meals, correct?

Dora-chan/Telepathy: We can eat more delicious stuff?

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Then we should definitely get it!

Fel/Telepathy: You have the money. Purchase it!

Mukohda/Internal: The gas canisters for the portable stove do add up...

Italics-Top,Fel/Telepathy: Purchase it. Purchase it.

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Come on!

Italics-Top,Fel/Telepathy: - Master, purchase it.- That's right! Buy it!

Mukohda/Internal: I should just go for it...

Mukohda: Excuse me, I'd like to buy this!

Shopkeeper B: Thank you for your business.

Sui: Master, what's this?

Mukohda: They're stock pots.

Sui: It's so big!

Mukohda: I actually wanted even bigger ones,

Mukohda: but these were the largest size available from Online Grocery.

Sui: Then, what's that?

Mukohda: This is tonight's dinner!

Mukohda: All right. It's all coming together!

Mukohda: Sui, tell the other two it's time to eat?

Sui: Okay.

Mukohda: Oh. Sui, hold on!

Mukohda: There's actually something else I wanted help with, as well.

Bloody Horn-Bull and Wyvern Gyudon

Mukohda: The bloody horn-bull and wyvern gyudon is finished!

Fel: As delicious as usual!

Dora-chan: So good!

Sui: So soft and yummy!

Mukohda: Delicious!

Mukohda/Internal: Even if I do some cooking in the dungeon,

Mukohda/Internal: I should prepare three or four days' worth of meals ahead of time.

Dora-chan: There we go.

Dora-chan: Hup!

Mukohda/Internal: First, I'll prepare braised orc general pork!

Braised Orc General Pork

Mukohda/Internal: Second, red boar cabbage rolls!

Red Boar Cabbage Rolls

Mukohda: I did a lot of prep for the first two,

Mukohda: so next is easy shredded beef and pepper stir fry!

Mukohda/Internal: It's so quick and easy since there's no leftover seasoning if you use this stuff...

Dish-right,Text:Shredded Bloody Horn-Bull and Pepper Stir Fry

Mukohda/Internal: Fourth, orc general pork soup!

Dish-right,Text: Orc General Pork Soup

Dora-chan: There.

Dish-right,Text: Wyvern Beef Stew

Mukohda/Internal: Fifth, wyvern beef stew!

Mukohda: This should be enough for now.

Mukohda: We're not eating any of this now!

Sui: Master, Sui finished what you asked for.

Mukohda: Whoa! Amazing!

Menu-close up white,Text: Mithril Sword +

Mukohda: It looks crazy sharp.

Mukohda: Thanks, Sui.

Mukohda: Now I don't have to worry about a weapon for the dungeon anymore.

Sui: Is Sui a good kid?

Mukohda: Sui is a super good kid.

Ugor: Mukohda.

Mukohda: Could it be?

Ugor: Yes, the earth dragon has been completely processed.

Ugor: Will you please come with me to the warehouse?

Mukohda: Wow! I'll get ready right away! Please wait a moment.

Ugor: My apologies. I can't stay.

Ugor: The guildmaster won't do any work, so I've been quite busy.

Mukohda/Internal: Working for that guild must be pretty tough...

Mukohda: Hello, I was told the earth dragon has been processed...

Elrand: As expected of dragon blood.

Elrand: This extraordinary crimson...

Elrand: I just want to stare at it forever...

Mukohda/Internal: Is this person really okay?

Mukohda: Elrand! I heard you finished processing the earth dragon!

Elrand: Oh, Mukohda!

Elrand: I've thoroughly and completely finished processing it!

Elrand: It was the best three days of my long elven life...

Mukohda: Th-That's good to hear.

Elrand: In regard to that, I would really like to purchase some of the materials for the guild.

Mukohda: Yes, that's totally fine.

Elrand: First, I'd like two bottles of earth dragon blood!

Elrand: Dragon blood is used as an ingredient in elixirs and are known as a type of panacea.

Elrand: Next, I'd like half of the liver.

Elrand: It has similar properties to the blood,but they say its effect is many times stronger.

Elrand: Lastly, I'd like one fang.

Elrand: I'd like to hone this into a dragon sword... No, nothing.

Elrand: Please allow me to buy these items.

Mukohda: Huh?

Mukohda: Th-That's all you want?

Mukohda: I thought you'd buy a lot more...

Elrand: No, no. Even this amount of material may crush the guild's finances.

Mukohda: Huh?!

Elrand: After a lot of deliberation,I narrowed it down to these four items.

Elrand: The total will come to gold coins.

Elrand: I have prepared large gold coins for this transaction. Please confirm.

Mukohda: It's all here.

Mukohda/Internal: Just a few parts are worth so much money...

Mukohda/Internal: How much would I make if we sold everything?

Fel: Enough about the internal organs and fangs. There's no meat here!

Fel: You surely didn't have the gall to keep it all to yourself...

Elrand: Please be at ease, Lord Fel.

Elrand: I have carefully stored all of the earth dragon meat here.

Elrand: After all, you said the meat was the most valuable part for you.

Dora-chan: Whoa! It's freezing!

Fel: Hoh. An ice room maintained with magical ice.

Elrand: A lot of meat is collected from dungeon drops,

Elrand: so a temperature controllable room is better than a natural cold room.

Elrand: Um, Mukohda. That is, well, I would also like to taste some earth dragon meat...

Mukohda: Of course. We made a promise, and you were able to successfully process it.

Elrand: Really?!

Elrand: Then, let's go!

Mukohda: Uh? Where?

Elrand: Let's go and eat some at my house!

Fel: A fine idea!

Fel: We've obtained the meat. Let's eat the earth dragon immediately.

Elrand: Yes! Yes!

Dora-chan: All right! Meat! Meat!

Mukohda: E-Elrand, aren't you still in the middle of work?

Elrand: What are you talking about?!

Elrand: Nothing is more important than tasting dragon meat!

Mukohda: There's no reasoning with him.

Fel/Dora-chan/Sui: Meat! Meat! We're eating meat!

Elrand: Is the yard really fine for you?

Mukohda: Yes.

Mukohda: Actually, I just bought a new magic stove.

Elrand: This is the newest model!

Elrand: Actually, I have the Item Box skill as well.

Mukohda: It's the first time I've ever seen another person with this skill.

Elrand: Many elves tend to have high levels of magic.

Elrand: I used to be a powerful warrior that used plant and wind magic along with my sword.

Elrand: But the way, plant magic is a unique to elves,

Elrand: so we often dabble in pharmacology. This book was created with dragon...

Mukohda: Right. Let's get cooking.

Mukohda: Well, we happened to get our hands on an oven.

Mukohda/Internal: I'll rub some salt and pepper onto a slab of dragon meat.

Mukohda/Internal: Peel the potatoes and carrots, then slice them.

Mukohda/Internal: Peel the baby onions and use them whole.

Mukohda/Internal: Lay a cooking sheet on the oven pan and fill the pan up with the meat and vegetables.

Mukohda/Internal: After that, drizzle olive oil over all of it and add the herbs on top.

Mukohda/Internal: Place the pan in the pre-heated oven to roast the meat and vegetables!

Mukohda/Internal: Keep an eye on it and wait for it to finish roasting.

Mukohda: Oh, it looks pretty good.

Mukohda: All right! It's done!

Mukohda: As a finishing touch,

Mukohda: I'll pour some of the garlic soy sauce flavored steak sauce that Fel loves over it...

Mukohda: And it's done! Roast dragon!

Dish-right,Text: Roast Dragon

Mukohda: Here goes.

Mukohda/Internal: Wh-What's up with this meat?! It's too delicious!

Mukohda/Internal: It's different from beef, pork, and chicken,

Mukohda/Internal: but it has the combined umami of all three...

Mukohda/Internal: Even the meat juice is so freaking good!

Mukohda/Internal: I can see why Fel wanted to eat this so badly.

Fel: I haven't had dragon in a while,but it is as delicious as I remember!

Dora-chan: So good! Earth dragons are this delicious?!

Fel: I've used fire magic to cook its meat before, but it cannot even be compared to this.

Fel: It comes out so differently when you use fire to cook it.

Fel: I should have hunted another three or so of them.

Mukohda: I'm glad to hear you like it, but don't over hunt them.

Fel: Another serving!

Dora-chan: Me, too!

Sui: Master, Sui, too!

Mukohda: Got it.

Dora-chan: Here.

Mukohda: Come to think of it, Dora-chan.

Mukohda: Isn't eating dragon meat cannibalism for you?

Dora-chan: I'm a completely different species from earth dragons.

Dora-chan: It doesn't count as cannibalism unless I eat another pixie dragon.

Mukohda: Oh, so that's how it is...

Mukohda/Internal: He's a lot wilder than he looks.

Elrand: I'm so thankful. So thankful.

Mukohda/Internal: He's crying while eating?

Elrand: Not only was I able to process a dragon like I've always dreamed about,

Elrand: but I was also even able to taste its meat.

Elrand: On top of that, to think it would be this delicious...

Elrand: I...

Elrand: I!

Mukohda/Internal: There's no need to be that moved...

Fel: Well, well. That was delicious.

Fel: Filling my stomach fills me with energy and vitality.

Fel: Now I will be able to explore the dungeon at full strength.

Fel: We will enter the dungeon tomorrow!

Dora-chan/Sui: Yeah!

Fel/Dora-chan/Sui: Dungeon! Dungeon! Dungeon!

Mukohda/Internal: If we're entering the dungeon tomorrow,

Mukohda/Internal: I should take care of the offerings today...

Mukohda: First, I'll jump to the sweets page.

Vahagn: Hey, all of you.

Vahagn: You've given that otherworlder some kind of defense skill, right?

Ninrir: Defense?

Ninrir: I've given him my blessing.

Vahagn: You're too careless.

Vahagn: You only gave him a modest blessing.

Vahagn: There's no guarantee that it'll be able to protect that otherworlder.

Vahagn: What'll happen if that otherworlder dies by chance?

Hephaestos: You'll never get anything from that other world again.

Ninrir: The otherworldly sweets must be protected at any cost!

Kisharle: It'll be beyond terrible if I can no longer get any beauty products!

Agni: No booze? You've got to be kidding me!

Hephaestos: That's why I'm thinking of bestowing a skill upon the otherworlder.

Hephaestos: Is that all right?

Mukohda: Um, Goddesses, are you there?

Mukohda: I'm about to enter a dungeon tomorrow so I'll offer...

Hephaestos: Otherworlder, I know this is sudden, but I am bestowing you a skill.

Mukohda: No, no. I don't need one!

Mukohda: Please just let me send my offerings!

Hephaestos: Previously, you refused my blessing. And now, once again!

Hephaestos: However, that can't be done.

Vahagn: All right, with this, we'll be able to enjoy booze from another world for a while.

Ninrir: Sweets! Sweets!

Kisharle: Beauty products!

Agne: Booze! Booze!

Ruka: Food and sweets!

Mukohda: Um, are any of you listening?

Vianca: It's been a while.

Mukohda: You're from the guild in the Kingdom of Veenen...

Vianca: My name is Vianca.

Mukohda: Why are you here at this guild?

Vianca: The dungeon here has been very busy lately

Vianca: and the Dolan Adventurer's Guild requested help from other guilds.

Mukohda: I see. So guilds keep in contact like that with each other.

Mukohda/Internal: Looks like she's still so interested in Fel that she can't control herself.

Vianca: Your entry registration is now complete. Now...

Fel/Dora-chan/Sui: Dungeon! Dungeon! Dungeon!

Mukohda: Hey! You guys!

Fel/Dora-chan/Sui: Dungeon! Dungeon!


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Text: "Kingdom of Veenen, Fallières" Merchant's Guild

Michaela: "Dear Michaela, I've begun my work at Dolan's Adventurer's Guild."

Vianca/Internal: A lot of people want to become guild receptionists here, since it's a dungeon city,

Vianca/Internal: but only a few manage to stay long-term.

Vianca/Internal: It's as busy as we've heard and I don't have any time to rest,

Vianca/Internal: but I can't bring shame to the guildmaster who recommended me,

Vianca/Internal: so I've been trying my best.

Michaela: Sounds like she's doing well.

Vianca/Internal: P.S. I was able to reunite with the man I thought I would never see again.

Vianca/Internal: He was divinely handsome and even fluffier than before.

Michaela: Fluffier?