02x07 - Street Snacking Heaven

[bunniefuu]

Marcel: Yes.

Elrand: Marcel, cut in a little more deeply there.

Marcel: Yes.

Elrand: Great. You'll be able to remove the internal organs better that way.

Marcel: Yes.

Elrand: Be careful not to have the magic stone output too high for the hot water.

Elrand: However, don't let the water cool down, either.

Elrand: Be careful to keep the water at a steady temperature.

Worker A: Yes!

Elrand: Everyone, the morale of the adventurers is high now that the dungeon has been conquered!

Elrand: We'll become even busier,

Elrand: but we can't let that drop our quality in processing the materials.

Italics-Top,Mukohda/Internal: So, this is how busy he normally is...

Mukohda/Internal: That aside, has Elrand totally forgotten about me?

Ugohl: Guildmaster!

Ugohl: Why are you loafing around in a place like this?!

Elrand: H-How did you know I was here?

Ugohl: I can pretty much guess!

Ugohl: You were supposed to give a report today on the items we received.

Ugohl: You even made Mukohda wait!

Elrand: No, well, I wanted to provide some guidance and boost morale...

Ugohl: That's no reason to abandon your other work!

Ugohl: I apologize for the wait, Mukohda. Let's go.

Mukohda: Oh, yes!

Ugohl: Marcel, take care of the rest here.

Marcel: Yes.

Mukohda/Internal: Ugohl is seriously formidable.

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill

Ugohl: Thanks to you, our guild is thriving like never before.

"Street Snacking Heaven"

Ugohl: We are truly grateful.

Mukohda: No, it's really nothing.

Ugohl: Now, I apologize for bringing this up immediately,

Ugohl: but I'd like to talk about one of the items we received from you the other day.

Ugohl: The jewelry box that dropped from the mimic is quite valuable on its own,

Ugohl: but there's a problem with this one.

Elrand: Please open that bag.

Mukohda: Is there something inside?

Dora-chan/Telepathy: What the heck?!

Sui/Telepathy: So many pretty rocks!

Mukohda: So, there was stuff in the bag.

Mukohda: I didn't actually check inside of it.

Fel: This is the first time I have seen one of these bags with something already inside of it.

Elrand: Apparently, it's quite rare. I have also never seen one with items inside until now.

Elrand: Since the bag contained gems this time,

Elrand: the quality and value of the items have not really deteriorated.

Elrand: Dungeon gems are of high quality and in high demand.

Elrand: However, we cannot possibly purchase such a large amount from you.

Elrand: I already got into trouble using too much of our budget on the earth dragon...

Ugohl: So, the Merchant's Guild has already requested a direct trade

Ugohl: of the remaining gems we can't handle on multiple occasions.

Mukohda: The Merchant's Guild?

Mukohda: Oh, but I remember that doing direct trades is frowned upon by the guild.

Ugohl: That's just a way to protect adventurers from the silver tongue of merchants.

Ugohl: Since we are aware of the situation this time,

Ugohl: it should not pose any problems.

Mukohda: I see.

Mukohda: I'm not interested in jewels,

Mukohda: so I would appreciate it if they could take them off my hands.

Ugohl: Mukohda, you also belong to the Merchant's Guild, correct?

Ugohl: Excuse me for asking, but how good are you at judging item value?

Mukohda: Huh? Oh, uh, I have no experience in that kind of thing...

Elrand: The Merchant's Guild is tough.

Elrand: If you get caught up in their words, you'll get ripped off before you even realize it.

Ugohl: But please be at ease.

Ugohl: I will accompany you as the vice-guildmaster.

Mukohda: What?!

Mukohda: You seem so busy! Are you sure?

Ugohl: Of course. The honor of our Adventurer's Guild is on the line here.

Elrand: Then, I should go.

Elrand: It'll be easier to get things done if the guildmaster is there.

Elrand: I know you're really busy, Ugohl. Leave it to me.

Ugohl: G-Guildmaster...

Ugohl: You're just trying to skip work again, aren't you?

Elrand: N-No. I'm just not very good at doing paperwork,

Elrand: so I thought I'd help elsewhere...

Ugohl: What are you saying during this critical time when we're being swamped with buy requests?!

Ugohl: You have to do your work properly while I'm visiting the Merchant's Guild.

Ugohl: Please don't even think you have a chance of going home tonight.

Ugohl: Otherwise...

Ugohl: I'll sell that item you keep gazing at with admiration every single morning!

Elrand: What?!

Elrand: That's the one thing you absolutely can't sell!

Elrand: I plan to make that earth dragon fang into a sword and have it displayed in the guild!

Mukohda/Internal: Another dragon love expl*si*n...

Elrand: Fine...

Ugohl: You'd better listen. I won't sell it as long as you do your work properly.

Mukohda/Internal: I can't tell who the real guildmaster is here...

Fel/Telepathy: Hey, I have grown hungry.

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Me, too!

Sui/Telepathy: Sui, too!

Mukohda/Internal: I knew this would happen.

Mukohda: I'd like to get a bite to eat before going to the Merchant's Guild. Is that all right?

Ugohl: Of course. Please meet me in front of the Adventurer's Guild in two hours.

Mukohda: That means we don't have much time. I guess we'll eat out today...

Fel/Telepathy: I smell grilled meat.

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Me, too.

Mukohda: Let's take a look.

Stall A: Welcome! Whoa!

Mukohda: Oh, sorry.

Mukohda: They're my familiars, so they're safe.

Stall A: Oh, is that so? I thought monsters appeared in town and panicked!

Generic Signoutline,Text: Delicious skewers: iron coins a skewer!!

Text: Delicious skewers: iron coins a skewer!!

Mukohda: You're staring too much...

Sui/Telepathy: They look yummy!

Mukohda/Telepathy: Should we have these for lunch?

Fel/Telepathy: Yes.

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Eat! Eat!

Sui: Eat it!

Mukohda/Telepathy: How many do you want?

Fel/Telepathy: I can eat thirty of them.

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Hmm, I can probably handle fifteen of them.

Sui/Telepathy: Sui wants thirty, too!

Mukohda/Internal: You guys are really big eaters...

Mukohda/Internal: I'll be fine with one, so...

Mukohda: Excuse me, I'd like seventy-six skewers.

Stall A: Seventy-six?!

Stall A: I'll have to give you a deal if you're buying that much.

Stall A: How about five silver coins and one copper coin?

Mukohda: No! No! Please don't worry about that!

Mukohda: I don't need any change.

Stall A: You sure?

Mukohda: Please take it.

Mukohda/Internal: If you consider the trouble Fel and the others cause by blocking his food stall,

Mukohda/Internal: Six silver coins is a fair price.

Stall A: Thanks for the business. Then, I'll start by handing over the ones that are already finished.

Stall A: I'll get the rest grilled up right away so please wait.

Mukohda: Here you go.

Fel/Telepathy: Hmm, it's horn rabbit meat.

Fel/Telepathy: It is worlds apart from your cooking, but it's not bad for what it is.

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Hmm. It's a little hard and only seasoned with salt, but it's not bad.

Sui/Telepathy: Master's grilled meat is the best, but this is yummy, too!

Mukohda/Internal: Sui is such a good kid!

Stall A: Here! All grilled up.

Mukohda: Thank you very much.

Mukohda: It's hot. Be careful.

Mukohda: Then, I'll have one myself.

Mukohda/Internal: It's a bit tough, but it has a delicious aroma you can only get from charcoal grilling!

Mukohda: I bet orc, bloody horn-bull, and wyvern meat

Mukohda: would taste delicious over a charcoal grill...

Mukohda/Internal: I'm sure it'd be even more delicious

Mukohda/Internal: if I use the seasonings I can buy from Online Grocery, too.

Mukohda/Internal: I really want to have a barbecue!

Mukohda/Internal: If we only had a barbecue grill...

Mukohda/Internal: I checked before, but Online Grocery didn't have anything like that for sale.

Mukohda/Internal: Maybe I'll have Sui make it?

Mukohda/Internal: No, that's no good. I need to show Sui the actual object first...

Fel/Telepathy: Not bad.

Dora-chan/Telepathy: It's fine to eat once in a while.

Sui/Telepathy: It was delicious!

Mukohda/Internal: No matter what they say, they always finish their plate...

Adriano: Thank you for waiting.

Adriano: I am the guildmaster of the Merchant's Guild, Adriano.

Adriano: Please come this way.

Mukohda: Should I have my familiars wait outside?

Adriano: They are welcome to join.

Ruslan: I am the appraiser, Ruslan.

Ruslan: It's been a while since I've handled dungeon gems.

Ruslan: I must appraise them with care.

Adriano: May we see them right away?

Ruslan: This ruby! It's small but has such a vivid color!

Ruslan: Emeralds, aquamarines, sapphires, and even garnets!

Ruslan: Even diamonds of this size!

Ruslan: All of them have such crystal clarity...

Ruslan: They are of the highest quality!

Ugohl: Of course they are!

Ugohl: And here, we have...

Ruslan: Th-That's! It can't be!

Ruslan: There's no mistake! An imperial topaz!

Ruslan: It's been decades since I've seen such a brilliant golden color!

Adriano: That rare gem I've only heard of in rumors?!

Ruslan: Yes, it is a gem known only to those in the know...

Ruslan: Golden gems are said to bring great luck...

Ruslan: This brilliantly colored gem will be highly sought after!

Ruslan: And it's truly flawless!

Ruslan: I never expected to see something of this caliber...

Adriano: Well, every gem here is of the highest class.

Adriano: Therefore, we would like to purchase the gems listed here for a total of , gold coins.

Total: , gold coins

Mukohda/Internal: , gold coins?!

Mukohda/Internal: Gems are worth a lot...

Adriano: Mukohda, is this acceptable?

Mukohda: Yes, it's...

Ugohl: Hold on a moment.

Ugohl: As the vice-guildmaster of the Adventurer's Guild,

Ugohl: I have some knowledge in this field.

Ugohl: Take this imperial topaz, for example.

Ugohl: Due to its rarity, it's also known as the "phantom gem"

Ugohl: and highly sought after by enthusiasts.

Ugohl: And these dungeon diamonds are all large and uniform in size,

Ugohl: yet they're priced so low!

Ugohl: This price isn't even worth discussing!

Ugohl: If you plan to treat an adventurer with such disrespect,

Ugohl: we'll have to reconsider any future dealings with your guild.

Adriano: L-Let me correct that!

Adriano: Regarding the purchase price we discussed,

Total: , gold coins

Adriano: we'd like to buy them for , gold coins. What do you think?

Mukohda/Internal: It went up by a lot.

Mukohda/Internal: Is this price all right?

Ugohl: That will do.

Mukohda/Internal: Ugohl is really awesome...

Elrand: It seems the business deal went well.

Ugohl: As expected, they tried to make low ball offer while knowing full well the value of the gems.

Ugohl: It was dangerous.

Mukohda: You really saved me there.

Ugohl: It's nothing. I'm glad to be of help.

Elrand: I'm sure we could have gotten double this amount if I was at the table.

Elrand: What is it?

Ugohl: No, it's nothing.

Elrand: Well, whatever.

Elrand: By the way, do you have your guild card on you, Mukohda?

Mukohda: Huh? Yes. This, right?

Elrand: Yes. That's the one.

Elrand: You've been promoted to A-rank, Mukohda.

Mukohda: Huh?

Elrand: Since you've conquered the Dolan dungeon,

Elrand: we can't leave you as a C-rank.

Ugohl: Now that you're an A-rank adventurer, you may accept direct quests from the kingdom.

Mukohda: What?!

Elrand: You don't have to be so surprised...

Mukohda: No, no, no! It's still too early for me to become an A-rank!

Elrand: Are you sure?

Elrand: If you become an A-rank adventurer,

Elrand: you'll receive ten free tickets to eat at the guild's restaurant

Elrand: and other perks like inn discounts.

Elrand: On top of that, there will be no restrictions on the quests you accept as an adventurer.

Elrand: You'll be able to take on any kind of request.

Fel: All requests?!

Fel: All right. You should become that thing called an A-rank.

Elrand: We have high hopes for your future as an adventurer!

Mukohda: I understand...

Mukohda: Okay!

Dora-chan/Telepathy: What's for dinner today?

Mukohda: Meat that everyone loves.

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Great! It's meat!

Sui/Telepathy: Yay!

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Hey, where's the meat?

Mukohda: Patience. Patience.

Mukohda/Internal: The meat grinder I bought from Online Grocery was about to die,

Mukohda/Internal: so I had Sui make me a mithril grinder...

Mukohda/Internal: It worked so well that I ended up making too much ground meat...

Mukohda: That's why we'll be eating meatloaf with plenty of ground meat for dinner!

Dora-chan/Telepathy: Ooh! I want to eat it right away, so I'll help!

Sui/Telepathy: Sui, too!

Mukohda: Okay, then let's make it together!

Mukohda/Internal: While the breadcrumbs are being softened in the milk, we'll mince the onion.

Mukohda/Internal: Melt some butter in a fry pan and sauté the onions.

Mukohda/Internal: Once the onions are translucent, add the mixed vegetables and continue sautéing.

Mukohda/Internal: Add the ground meat, milk-softened breadcrumbs, and sautéed vegetables,

Mukohda/Internal: whisked egg, salt, pepper, and nutmeg to the bowl.

Mukohda/Internal: Then, knead it all together until it gets tacky.

Mukohda/Internal: Once the base of the meatloaf is done, cover the bottom of the pans with bacon.

Mukohda/Internal: Then fill it half-way with the meatloaf and pack it in firmly to get rid of any air pockets.

Mukohda/Internal: Line up boiled quail eggs in the center,

Mukohda/Internal: then pack more meatloaf on top while pushing out any air pockets.

Dora-chan: There we go.

Mukohda/Internal: Now we just wait until it finishes baking.

Mukohda: It should be ready soon.

Mukohda: Okay. All that's left is the sauce.

Mukohda: Add the meat juices from the baking pan to the fry pan.

Mukohda: Then add butter, ketchup, chuno sauce, and red wine.

Mukohda: Once it simmers, the sauce is done.

Mukohda: Cut the meatloaf into thick slices.

Mukohda: Finish it up by pouring the sauce over it and it's done!

Mukohda: The bloody horn-bull and orc meatloaf is done!

Bloody Horn-Bull and Orc Meatloaf

Fel: Hoh! It looks delicious!

Mukohda: Oh, you're awake.

Mukohda: Now, eat up!

Fel: This sauce that coats the eggs and meat is amazing...

Fel: It would be even more exquisite without the vegetables.

Mukohda: Just how much of a meat-lover are you?

Dora-chan/Telepathy: The meat juices keep overflowing the more I chew. It's pretty darn good.

Sui/Telepathy: Sui loves eggs, you know.

Sui/Telepathy: Meat and eggs make Sui so happy.

Mukohda/Internal: I haven't made it in a while,

Mukohda/Internal: but it looks like everyone is eating it pretty happily, so it must be pretty good.

Mukohda/Internal: Let me try some, too.

Mukohda/Internal: Oh, this is delicious!

Mukohda/Internal: The butter and red wine made a really a rich sauce

Mukohda/Internal: and it matches the meatloaf perfectly!

Fel/Dora-chan/Sui: Another serving!

Mukohda: Sure!

Mukohda: I really want to thank Ugohl with some gifts.

Mukohda: I heard that Ugohl has a wife and children,

Mukohda: so I bet getting a bunch of sweets his whole family could snack on would make him happy.

Mukohda: This should be enough.

Mukohda: I should have a taste.

Mukohda: Yeah! It's delicious! I'm sure Ugohl will be happy with this!

Mukohda: Oh, yeah. Appraisal. Appraisal.

Madeleine

An otherworldly sweet. Increases magic by approximately % for two minutes.

Mukohda: A % increase for two minutes.

Mukohda: The other snacks should have similar effects, so these items should be safe!

Ninrir: Damn otherworlder!

Ninrir: Not only did you eat delicious looking sweets like

Ninrir: ice cream in the dungeon without offering any...

Ninrir: You even obtained a Tenant!

Ninrir: Cake! Sweets! I cannot believe you're making me wait this long!

Ninrir: I will not let this slide!

Kisharle: Even so, the Tenant doesn't seem to just increase the number of items being sold.

Ruka: The items are more luxurious than before.

Agni: I heard that it's a famous shop from his world.

Vahagn: Doesn't that mean that there should be famous breweries, too?

Hephaestos: It seems we need to research his world a bit more.

Ninrir/Kisharle/Ruka/Agni: Yeah!

Mukohda: I wanted to thank you for helping me with the Merchant's Guild yesterday.

Mukohda: These are just some sweets I'd like you to have.

Ugohl: Oh, baked sweets?

Ugohl: Who is this girl on here?

Mukohda: Oh, this... It's a symbol sorts.

Ugohl: Could she be a grand princess of your country, Mukohda?

Mukohda/Internal: He's misunderstanding, but I don't think I can really explain...

Mukohda/Internal: Well, whatever.

Mukohda: Yes. Something like that.

Ugohl: As I thought! Are you sure you want to give me so many valuable sweets like this?

Mukohda: Of course! Please eat them together with your family.

Ugohl: I really appreciate it!

Ugohl: I'm sure my wife and children will be very happy!

Seconds,Text: Another World Theater: Second Serving

Ugohl: I'm home.

Mikhail/Milana: Papa! Welcome home!

Tirzah: Welcome home.

Ugohl: I got some gifts.

Tirzah: Oh, what delicious looking sweets.

Ugohl: I received them from a customer at our guild.

Mikhail: Wow! It's a girl!

Milana: It's so cute!

Ugohl: That little girl is a great princess.

Tirzah: Oh, my!

Mikhail: Whoa!

Milana: I want to be a princess, too!

Tirzah: Is it all right to receive such rare sweets?

Ugohl: He's an amazing adventurer that's given us a lot of help.

Ugohl: He's a man of excellent character and wanted us to enjoy these together as a family.

Tirzah: He must be a great man...

Mikhail: Hey, Mama, can we eat them?

Milana: I want to eat them, too!

Tirzah: No, it's already too late today.

Tirzah: Let's eat them together tomorrow.

Mikhail: Okay, Milana. Let's hurry up and sleep so it'll become tomorrow!

Milana: Yeah!

Mikhail/Milana: Good night!

Ugohl: Mikhail and Milana are such good kids!

Tirzah: They are.