02x08 - Do Blacksmiths Dream of BBQ?

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Fel: What are we having for lunch?

Mukohda: We just had breakfast.

Fel: There is nothing wrong with planning ahead for the future.

Mukohda: I wish you'd think of me,who has to make all of the food.

Mukohda: I want to take a break sometimes, too.

Dora-chan: Does that mean we don't get fed until your break is over?!

Sui: I want to eat the food Master makes.

Mukohda: I'll cook. It's just that it gets boring if all I do is cook all day.

Mukohda: I want to take it easy sometimes.

Fel: You say that, but only you can cook the food you make.

Mukohda: You're right about that...

Mukohda: Huh? That's not what I mean.

Mukohda: I'm just saying I want to cook something easy sometimes, like a barbecue party.

Fel: Barbecue? You mean the meat stabbed with sticks?

Mukohda: There's also grilling meat and vegetables.

Mukohda: We could make some yakisoba as a finisher.

Fel: Do it.

Mukohda: Huh?

Fel: While I care not about vegetables, I will accept the grilled meat!

Mukohda: Well, we don't have the barbecue grill for it.

Mukohda: I wonder if I could ask a blacksmith to specially make one.

Dwarf A: Get out!

Dwarf A: Our workshop ain't here to make something like that!

Dwarf B: Don't look down on us weapon makers! You stupid fool!

Mukohda: I'm so sorry!

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill

"Do Blacksmiths Dream of BBQ?"

Ugohl: Dolan is famous as a dungeon city, after all.

Ugohl: The blacksmiths of the city are proud of the fact that the weapons they make

Ugohl: are used to fight against monsters.

Mukohda: Is that why they don't want to make something as lame as cooking utensils?

Ugohl: Most smithies are owned by dwarves who have a craftsman's temperament.

Ugohl: Their work is excellent, but they're stubborn and short-tempered.

Ugohl: They're also all big drinkers.

Ugohl: If they get their hands on good alcohol,

Ugohl: they tend to neglect their work, which is a problem.

Mukohda: Oh, alcohol...

Ugohl: Yes.

Ugohl: It's easier to talk business with them if you give some alcohol as a gift

Ugohl: instead of offering more money.

Ugohl: This is your payment for the additional dungeon drop purchases.

Ugohl: Please confirm.

Mukohda: Yeah.

Mukohda: Sorry, we're having a simple wyvern rice bowl for lunch.

Dora-chan: I love this stuff!

Sui: Sui, too!

Fel: Meals like these are the most delicious.

Mukohda: Now it's time to browse Online Grocery.

Mukohda: It's probably better to get something with a high alcohol percentage...

Mukohda: Then, whiskey is probably the safe bet.

Mukohda: I heard that domestic whiskey is pretty popular these days

Mukohda: and that there's a highball boom.

Mukohda: Let me see.

Otherworldly Alcohol

Mukohda: "Decreases strength by approximately % for minutes

Mukohda: and increases magic by approximately % for minutes."

Sui: What's that? Brown water?

Mukohda: This isn't for you, Sui. It's alcohol.

Sui: Alcohol?

Mukohda: Now that I have my secret weapon, it's time to try again.

Mukohda: Excuse me.

Aleš: Need something?

Mukohda: Um, I'd like to make an order.

Aleš: Sure. What kind of weapon is it?

Aleš: A sword? Ax? Or maybe a spear?

Mukohda: No, not a weapon, but something for cooking...

Mukohda: Could you at least hear me out?

Mukohda: It needs to be about this big and the drawer here is used for hot charcoal.

Mukohda: The top mesh is removable so you can adjust the charcoal or replace it with an iron plate.

Aleš: Go on home.

Aleš: You're lucky you met a nice guy like me.

Aleš: If it were any other craftsman, you might have gotten you a*s beaten.

Mukohda: Other places have already given me a good scolding.

Aleš: Then, you understand.

Aleš: Just give up and go home.

Mukohda: Can you hear me out just a bit more?

Aleš: Absolutely not.

Mukohda: Master, do you like alcohol?

Mukohda: Actually, I brought something like this with me.

Mukohda: It's a very rare kind of alcohol,

Mukohda: but I thought it'd suit your taste...

Aleš: What an aroma!

Aleš: It has the sweet smell of fruit along with the fragrant smell of a bonfire.

Aleš: On top of that...

Aleš: This thick, amber-like color...

Aleš: Delicious!

Aleš: What kind of alcohol is this?!

Aleš: This is the first time I've ever had such delicious alcohol!

Mukohda; Internal: Looks like my secret anti-dwarf weapon is a success.

Mukohda: This alcohol was made in a small island country far away,

Mukohda: so it's really hard to get a hold of.

Mukohda: If you take on my request,

Mukohda: I could also give you five bottles of this alcohol

Mukohda: along with the payment for your services.

Aleš: Ten bottles! I'll do it for ten bottles on top of the regular fee!

Mukohda: I understand!

Mukohda: Then, this one is just a token of my appreciation.

Aleš: Right! Deal.

Aleš: Who knew such amazing alcohol existed?!

Mukohda: So, about the delivery time...

Mukohda: How long will it take to finish?

Aleš: Let's see. Come back in three days.

Aleš: The price, including the materials, is gold coins.

Mukohda: I understand!

Aleš: The name's Aleš!

Aleš: Don't forget the alcohol!

Mukohda: The alcohol is more important than the fee, huh?

Mukohda: They really love alcohol from the bottom of their hearts.

Mukohda: A lot of the gods like alcohol, too...

Mukohda: Alcohol...

Mukohda: The offerings!

Mukohda: sh**t. When was the last time I sent offerings?

Mukohda: Can everyone hear me?

Ninrir: You're the one who can't hear us!

Agni: Just how long were you planning to skip out on offerings?!

Ruka: 　Divine punishment...

Kisharle: Good idea. We should tie him to a boulder so he can't wander off.

Mukohda: Please don't say such scary things so easily!

Mukohda: I feel bad about neglecting the offerings, too.

Ninrir: Then you would not have forgotten!

Ninrir: Don't try to make excuses!

Gods/Goddesses: That's right! That's right!

Mukohda: Excuse me, I can't understand if you all speak at once.

Mukohda: Please speak one at a time.

Ninrir: Me, first!

Ninrir: You! Wh-Wh-What is that Tenant thing!

Ninrir: What a dreamy shop!You must hand over cakes!

Ninrir: I want one of every single kind!

Hephaestos: I am next. This is the God of Blacksmithing, Hephaestos.

Hephaestos: I cast a one-time blessing on that dwarf just now.

Hephaestos: You understand, right?

Hephaestos: Are you playing dumb?You're quite the strategist.

Hephaestos: I know that you're able to choose a Tenant when your skill levels up.

Vahagn: And won't a liquor store eventually become an option?

Mukohda; Internal: True. There's a pretty good probability.

Mukohda; Internal: Instead of just selling beers and a few options like Online Grocery,

Mukohda; Internal: it'd have a more extensive selection...

Hephaestos: We examined your levels and found out that your next Tenant will unlock at level .

Vahagn: Hurry up and get to level .

Vahagn: Just level up like your life depends on it.

Vahagn: Then, take a liquor store as your next Tenant. Got it?!

Mukohda; Internal: No, no. I'm pretty happy with my current level so I definitely won't do that.

Agni: It'd be easy if you jump into the dungeon again.

Agni: Go! Go!

Hephaestos/Vahagn: Yeah. Yeah.

Kisharle: Hold on. Don't decide everything on your own.

Kisharle: You need to choose a "drug store" next.

Kisharle: They have a lot of affordable cosmetics

Kisharle: and a wider selection of beauty products to choose from.

Mukohda; Internal: Goddess Kisharle, you've really done your homework.

Ruka: Hokkaido Seafood Market...

Ruka: Enchanting French Gourmet Fair...

Ruka: Save money by buying in bulk...

Mukohda; Internal: Even the Goddess Rusalka?

Mukohda; Internal: How much research are they all doing on my Online Grocery?!

Mukohda: Um, everyone? Please listen carefully.

Mukohda: I do not plan on forcing myself to level up.

Gods/Goddesses: Boo! Boo!

Gods/Goddesses: Level up! Level up! Level up!

Mukohda: If everyone plans to force me to level up,

Mukohda: I will stop sending offerings and return all of your blessings!

Ninrir: Wait. You can't do that.

Ninrir: You absolutely cannot do that!

Ruka: Your level will go up naturally over time...

Vahagn: That's right, deities like us shouldn't be so impatient.

Hephaestos: It's not good to ignore the feelings of the person involved.

Agni: I need to reflect on my actions.

Kisharle: Putting that aside, I would love an apology about the missing offerings...

Kisharle: And to celebrate the unlocking of a new Tenant,

Kisharle: I would like you to increase the monetary limit of the offerings.

Mukohda: Huh?

Hephaestos: Oh! That's a good idea!

Agni: Hey, you say some good things sometimes!

Vahagn: Well, then. Seems like you raked in a lot of money in the dungeon.

Vahagn: I won't say as much as five times, but how about double?

Ruka: Double. That's nice.

Everyone other than Ruka/Vahagn: Nice!

Mukohda: I understand.

Mukohda: Starting now, I will increase the limit to six silver coins.

Mukohda: In exchange, no forcing me to level up.

Deities: Yes! Understood! Yeah!

Mukohda: Then, please tell me what you want one by one.

Ninrir: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Ninrir: Cake! I wish to get all the cake from the top to the bottom. All the types of cake!

Mukohda: Unfortunately, silver coins is far from enough to do that.

Ninrir: What?! Then, let me choose! You can show me, can you not?

Mukohda; Internal: She's getting smarter!

Mukohda: Very well, then.

Mukohda: Then, please choose quickly.

Deities: That's right! Hurry up! Quickly!

Ninrir: Wow! How amazing!

Ninrir: However, it's hard to choose.

Mukohda: Then, why don't you start choosing from the top?

Ninrir: That's a good idea! I will aim for completion!

Mukohda: Sure. Sure.

Kisharle: I'm next!

Kisharle: Show me the options as well.

Kisharle: The container is different, but are the contents the same?

Kisharle: Do they have different fragrances?

Agni: Hurry up!

Vahagn: You're taking too long!

Ruka: So long...

Mukohda: No, I have no idea.

Hephaestos: I will choose for you!

Kisharle: Hold on a bit!

Mukohda: How about something like this?

Kisharle: That's nice! I'll do that!

Mukohda: Got it.

Agni: I'm next. I want silver coins worth of beer.

Agni: Use the remaining silver coins to get me a variety of alcohol.

Ruka: I want the same thing as Ninrir.

Mukohda: Yes. Yes. Thank you for being speedy.

Hephaestos: It has finally become our turn!

Vahagn: Show us the goods, too.

Mukohda: Yes. Yes. I understand.

Mukohda: Gods and Goddesses, please accept my offerings!

Deities: Woohoo! Time to drink! It smells so nice! A feast!

Mukohda: Why do giving offerings take this much time?

Mukohda: They're all too needy.

Mukohda: Let's make up for that pointless exchange with something creative!

Mukohda: So first, we'll rub this herb salt all over this giant whole c*ck.

Mukohda: Rub! Rub! Rub!

Mukohda: Then, we'll use the frozen pilaf I bought along with the offerings.

Mukohda: After filling it to the brim,

Mukohda: I'll use bamboo skewers to keep it from spilling out.

Mukohda: After tying the legs to maintain its shape, we'll brush olive oil all over it and...

Mukohda: Into the pre-heated oven it goes!

Mukohda: All that's left is to brush more oil on it every once in a while and wait.

Mukohda: That's right, Sui.

Mukohda: Can you make a deeper plate and three cups like this for me right now?

Mukohda: Use this as material.

Sui: Okay.

Sui: Done!

Mukohda: Me, too!

Mukohda: It's roast c*ck stuffed with pilaf!

Dish-right,Text: Roast c*ck Stuffed with Pilaf

Mukohda: It's just stuffed and roasted, but it'll definitely be delicious.

Sui: Delicious smells from the meat!

Dora-chan: The skin! The skin is so crispy and the meat is so juicy!

Fel: I thought the meat was enough,

Fel: but the rice soaked in meat juices and oil is delicious!

Fel: The umami of the meat is also heavy and light in different parts,

Fel: making it hard to believe it is all from the same bird.

Mukohda: That's the fun of roasting a whole bird.

Mukohda: Bird bones are sharp, so be careful.

Mukohda: Well, whatever.

Mukohda: Let's have pudding for dessert. You each get three.

Dora-chan: Oh! It's the jiggly stuff I like!

Dora-chan: It's really so good!

Mukohda: That's good to hear.

Mukohda: Now, we've conquered the dungeon and got some money, too...

Mukohda: What should we do now?

Mukohda: Well, I should brush my teeth and sleep...

Vahagn: Hey, God of Blacksmithing.

Hephaestos: What do you need?

Vahagn: The otherworlder doesn't want to be forced to level up. What do you think about that?

Hephaestos: If a liquor store was chosen as a Tenant, we'd be able to drink more kinds of alcohol...

Vahagn: I was thinking the same thing.

Hephaestos: The problem is that he refuses to level up.

Vahagn: But he didn't say we couldn't secretly give him that skill...

Hephaestos: He doesn't know about that skill to begin with, after all.

Vahagn: All right. Then, let's secretly give him that blessing.

DoubleExperienceGain

Mukohda: Hello. Master Aleš? It's Mukohda.

Aleš: You're here.

Aleš: Did you bring the alcohol?

Mukohda: Yes, I did!

Aleš: Oh! That's the stuff!

Aleš: Follow me to the back.

Mukohda: Doesn't this look a little too cool for a grill?!

Aleš: I thought your design wouldn't hold much charcoal, so I adjusted the size.

Aleš: The heat'll be more stable this way and you'll be able to grill the meat deliciously.

Mukohda: Then, the payment...

Aleš: gold coins is enough.

Aleš: I got alcohol and I hadn't made something like this in a while.

Aleš: It was interesting.

Aleš: So, how're you planning to take it home?

Mukohda: I have an Item Box.

Mukohda: I was thinking of testing it outimmediately in the backyard of the inn.

Aleš: Then, just test it out here.

Mukohda: Huh?

Aleš: Can't be sure it's finished until you try it out.

Aleš: It's the same for weapons and kitchen equipment.

Aleš: I'll be able to make any adjustments right away that way.

Mukohda: Are you sure?

Fel: Since there is no need to take it home first, we can eat that much faster.

Mukohda: For the meat, let's use orc and bloody horn-bull.

Dora-chan: Not yet? When will it be done? When can we eat?

Sui: Sui wants to hurry and eat it!

Mukohda: Now, now. Have some patience.

Mukohda: We can't make fine adjustments to the heat like we can with the magic stove.

Mukohda: So, we need to be careful about how we cook the meat without moving it too much.

Aleš: Can I use it, too?

Mukohda: Bone-in!

Aleš: These are homemade sausages.

Aleš: They're pretty good. Have some.

Mukohda: What a treat!

Mukohda: Please help yourself as well, Master Aleš!

Mukohda: As expected of a specially made grill.

Mukohda: They grilled up properly!

Mukohda: Please use any sauce you'd like!

Orc and BloodyHorn-Bull Meat Barbecue

Fel: The crispy outside and juicy inside is truly irresistible.

Fel: I will have my favorite garlic soy sauce next.

Mukohda: We still have plenty!

Mukohda: Master Aleš, please try it first with wasabi soy sauce.

Aleš: I thought it'd taste oily,

Aleš: but the stuff called wasabi made it refreshing on the tongue.

Aleš: It fits well with this brown soy sauce.

Mukohda: Right? This is how adults eat it.

Dora-chan: Then, let me have some, too.

Sui: Sui, too!

Aleš: The sausages are done.

Mukohda: The bone-in sausages really amp up the atmosphere!

Mukohda; Internal: This sound! This overflowing meat juice!

Mukohda: It's delicious, Master Aleš!

Aleš: I'm gonna have some of this along with it.

Mukohda: Oh! Please hold on for a moment!

Mukohda: I'll use this mithril cup Sui made!

Mukohda; Internal: First, cool down the cup.

Mukohda; Internal: Mithril doesn't conduct heat, but the surface will still get cold.

Mukohda; Internal: Then, toss away the melting ice and add new ice.

Mukohda; Internal: Slowly fill the cup one-fourth of the way with whiskey.

Mukohda; Internal: Eyeballing it is enough.

Mukohda; Internal: Finally, add the soda water.

Mukohda; Internal: I'm pretty sure you shouldn't pour it in too fast.

Mukohda; Internal: Give it a quick stir, add a squeeze of lemon,

Mukohda; Internal: and it's done!

Aleš: This is amazing! It's delicious enough to make you jump!

Mukohda: They call it a highball in foreign countries.

Aleš: It's hard to come by ice this time of the year and it's crystal clear to boot.

Aleš: And there's this bubbly water and this mithril cup!

Mukohda: Oh? You can tell what it's made of?

Aleš: Don't take me for a fool.

Aleš: The Aleš Smithy is considered the best smithy in Dolan City.

Aleš: Huh? You're that much of a big shot, Master Aleš?!

Aleš: Just who did you think I was?

Mukohda: A boss that loves alcohol.

Aleš: Well, I guess I can't say much.

Aleš: I never thought someone as laid back as you conquered the Dolan dungeon.

Mukohda: Huh? Who told you that?

Aleš: You're the talk of the town.

Aleš: The people in the know all know.

Mukohda: I-Is that so?

Seconds,Text: Another World Theater: Second Serving

Mukohda: Oh, this is so easy to clean.

Mukohda: Everything comes right off with water.

Mukohda: As expected of a specially made grill by Master Aleš!

Hephaestos: Don't get it wrong!

Hephaestos: Easy to clean!

Hephaestos: That nasty grease and stubborn burnt-on food cleans up in no time at all!

Hephaestos: This is all due to the blessing of Hephaestos, the God of Blacksmithing!