01x09 - Senpai's Such a Closet Perv!!/There's No Way Creepy Senpai Could Go on a Proper Date!!

[bunniefuu]

What are you doing?

Boxing.

After borrowing your "The First Step",

I've become interested.

I shouldn't have lent her.

Senpai.

Do you want a fight?

I don't know about boxing.

Never mind.

Just stand there and receive my punches.

Am I a sandbag?

Boxer is not allowed

to hit outside the ring.

I know.

No worries. I'll control myself.

Like this.

Senpai, you should retaliate too.

Even if you said so

Come on, Senpai.

You've hit me

Sorry

She's going to k*ll me

How dare you use clinch?

It's really your style, Senpai.

That's what had happened.

He fought his way out

with clinch suddenly.

His gross action was so hilarious.

Clinch!

Tsk, tsk!

Clinch is somehow a formal tactic.

But, it's still disgusting.

I want to fight him with clinch too.

As for me, instead of the clinch,

I prefer groundwork.

I surrender.

Groundwork isn't boxing.

It's fine to give it a try.

No way.

Well, let's find Senpai to do the boxing.

-Boxing.

-Yeah!

Hold on.

What's wrong?

Don't fight outside the ring.

Wait, what about you?

I know how far to go, that's why I'm fine.

We know it too.

ART CLUBROOM

Senpai, run now!

Senpai, let's do the boxing.

-Clinch.

-Groundwork.

Senpai, leave them to me.

Oh? Do you want a fight?

Fight!

Even though she said something cool,

she's in fact the initiator though.

SENPAI, YOU'RE WILD INSIDE!!

So tiring.

I need to relax.

My resting place.

Here in the clubroom, I draw quietly

I draw

ART CLUBROOM

Yucks.

It's a naked body.

I want to see it.

It's naked. Draw the clothes on, please.

It's artistic, okay?

Senpai is here.

-Welcome.

-My resting place

-Hello.

-is invaded.

Why did you mess around in my clubroom?

We usually eat at the school canteen.

But those brats are quite noisy recently.

You're too noisy.

Well.

Here I go.

They were still noisy after I've reminded.

So annoying.

So, we've decided to eat here.

But, this is Art Club.

Somehow, it really surprises me

that you guys left without firing back.

I thought you'd force them to shut up.

You're too naive, Senpai.

Instead of forcing them,

we have a better way.

That's right.

A better way?

Let the spy mix into them.

You have saved this part, right?

Really?

What are you playing?

Game? Teach me, please.

Amazing, you're good at teaching.

Not really.

Oh my! Let's play together next time.

Sure

So cool, I have a liking to it.

Really?

Do you have a girlfriend?

No

Just within one week,

they'll dispute amongst themselves.

We're able to go back to

the canteen again by then.

Please rest assured then, Senpai.

Guys are poor creatures

that can't resist seductions.

Poor creatures.

Don't try to offend these gals.

But, Senpai doesn't seem to have a libido.

-I guess you're a herbivore man.

-A sheep.

No, he does have a strong libido.

His face blushes if you tease him.

What nonsense are you saying?

Let's kiss, Senpai.

-Kiss

-I'm joking.

Look, he thought he'll be kissed.

He has already turned beet red.

Because Senpai is wild inside.

Not really. That's the particular response

of a virgin.

Herbivore man has zero libidos.

Zero.

-He does.

-He doesn't.

-He does.

-He doesn't.

He does.

Ouch.

Let's make a bet then.

What bet is it?

In this room, Senpai

hides his erotic book.

I win if the book is found.

Or else, the loser treats

the winner to a pancake.

Interesting. I accept it.

There's no erotic book here

Your reaction is fishy.

What do you think, Commentator Gamo-Chan?

He's innocent.

Senpai's action always seems suspicious.

You're wrong.

He panics because

he's afraid of the book is found.

What do you think?

It's impossible. Out of question.

There is, absolutely.

The erotic book,

I don't deny its existence.

"Paradise Harem."

The comic serialised

in the youth magazine,

the contents are mostly porn.

I'm interested merely

in delicate drawing style

and fantasy storyline

by Mr. Rintaro Yakami.

Instead of the lewd contents.

Now, the comic is

at the preparation room beside.

So, in this Art Clubroom,

there's no erotic book.

Around 15 minutes have passed.

It's a futile effort though.

I'm sure there is.

It's time to admit defeat.

Senpai is really a herbivore man.

Herbivore.

Quick, surrender now. Senpai is a sheep.

A sheep.

What a pity, Nagatoro.

There's no erotic book in Art Clubroom.

I've found it!

Gross! Pervert!

Stop it.

Gross! Pervert!

Gross! Pervert!

-Let's leave.

-Sure.

Hello, Senpai.

Hello.

It's an ear stud.

You're drawing something bored again.

Are you seeing this?

Nice?

It suits you quite well.

Thank you, Senpai.

It's been some time since wearing it,

my ear piercing has joined.

Hence, I used this to pierce a new one.

-It seems painful.

-Not at all.

It's just a slight pinch.

What are you up to?

Do you want to

wear an ear stud too, Senpai?

Are you afraid of pain?

It's not about this though.

I feel strange to wear ear stud suddenly.

-Look.

-No, nothing strange.

If you're shy,

just wear it in the room. Okay?

It's the couple studs with mine.

Couple studs

Come.

Stay still. It's dangerous.

No worries.

Just a slight pinch.

No, wait

Oh my, I'm broken now.

Because of Nagatoro,

I can't have marriage.

Does it matter?

I just pinched slightly.

How come you look regretful?

I'm not.

Honestly, you want it, right?

Ouch. I don't want it.

Senpai, please help me.

FAMILY RESTAURAN

Stalker?

You've planned to mess up those guys.

But one of them has become the stalker

and kept disturbing you?

Yucks.

Yucks.

Even now.

It really sucks.

So scary.

What do you think, Senpai?

She deserved this.

It was you who enticed him first.

Senpai, you made her cry.

Senpai, I want to ask you a favour.

Could you pretend to be my boyfriend?

Perhaps he'll give up

after seeing us acting lovey-dovey.

Why me?

Because I don't have a boyfriend now.

Only you can help me.

But Pretending to be your boyfriend

Good trick.

Anyway, Senpai is harmless.

Harmless.

No, he's harmful.

Super harmful.

More harmful than bugs.

Do you think asking gross Senpai

to pretend your boyfriend

could get rid of the stalker?

The stalkers will double up.

No way!

No way!

No way!

What nonsense are you saying?

I'll never do that.

So, could you pretend

to be my boyfriend then?

Well, sure.

I promised her reluctantly.

What should I do during the dating?

It's a fake one anyway,

just wander around will do.

Senpai.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

It's fine

Well, let's go.

Sure

Are you nervous, Senpai?

No, I'm not

No worries.

I'll lead you today.

Lead me?

Senpai acts too fishy.

Do you find this scene similar to

what Senpai likes in the anime?

Yes, it's.

Both of them have fake dating

as something happened.

A fake dating.

Yet, both of them act too seriously,

the air between them turns better.

Turns better.

Finally, it becomes real.

-It turns into real dating.

-A real dating.

He knows nothing about dating.

Why are you angry?

I'm not.

Although this is a favour,

are you fine with this?

What do you mean?

Do you have someone you want to date?

No.

Speaking of which, where's the stalker?

I didn't see him.

Ouch

Nagatoro?

When did you?

I'm sorry. I won't do it again.

Please spare me.

Sorry

This acting should end now.

-What are you doing?

-You've ruined it.

It's better to settle this earlier.

But, I didn't get a wonderful shot

A wonderful shot.

What's that?

I'm leaving then.

Sorry, I won't do it again.

Well, let's go back.

Sure.

Senpai, let's return.

How pitiful, Senpai.

The first dating

you've long-awaited is ruined.

Not really. It's fake dating anyway.

It's good that it won't bother me anymore.

Liar.

You were thinking

about something lewd, right?

Wanting to hold one's hand,

touch one's breast accidentally,

or even end

your virginity if you're lucky.

What are you saying?

Senpai, you're so lewd.

I didn't think of that.

Dating is something remote for you,

Senpai.

Well You're right though.

Senpai, you're really gross.

The reflection of today.

Senpai, did you cheet

when she's searching the erotic book?

-It's cheat.

-No, I was just

If that's the case, please ask her out.

-Yoshi, let's go.

-Roger.

Are you bullying me?