02x06 - Episode 6

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♪ Leave this world
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♪ Life's too short

[table creaks]

[bedding rustles]

- Hey.
- Morning.

This was a surprise.

Was it?

- Well first you
tell me you love me,

then you show up at my
door, dressed as Cupid.

I don't think anyone I've dated

has ever been quite so romantic.

No, I'm Putto.

My little cherub.

[Bud] I mean, I'm not Cupid.

I didn't come here to sh**t you.

- No, 'cause your arrow
kinda hit me right here.

I was really drunk.

I was aiming for your face.

- [chuckles] You
wore me down, Mister.

Always been a sucker for
the grand, romantic gesture.

- Huh?
[Clark laughs]

Who knew?
[pair chuckling]

So now Clark thinks I'm making

these grand, romantic gestures,

but I don't even remember
saying, "I love you."

And I was total
blackout last night.

I don't even remember
how I got to his place.

So now he wants me, but he
totally thinks I'm someone else.

I thought you liked Clark.

- I did, but then he's
been mean to me for months.

What's this?

- Oh, this came
for you by courier.

- Oh God, not the
student loan people.

I don't think so.

[paper rustles]

[dishes clinking]
[water burbling]

- Early and Colton invite
you to celebrate with them

on the occasion
of their, wedding?

That little b*tch.

- It was nice of
them to think of ya.

He's torturing me.

He thinks he won.

And Early is the prize?

- Early, his money, his huge
house, his comfortable life.

Backing for my musical.

- [sighs] I feel like you
just want what you can't have.

The minute you get it, you
wouldn't want it anymore.

- What, are you working
for my mother now?

If I want your opinion, I'll
pay you $100 an hour for it.

[knocking at the door]
[background media chattering]

- Buddy.
- What's this about?

Come in.

[door rattles]

- Is your fiance trying
to rub it in my face?

- No.
- And why this week?

Is he pregnant?

It was my idea to invite you.

'Cause we've meant so
much to each other.

Oh.

Well, that's nice.

- I just didn't think you'd
get so upset about it.

I'm not upset.

I just hate that little weasel

is getting everything
I ever wanted.

Oh, you're jealous.

[exhales] Don't make me laugh.

You are.

Isn't this interesting.

- Or maybe you invited
me to test my resolve.

You think?

- Who invites their
ex to their wedding?

- Who gets so mad at
a wedding invitation

that they show up at
the groom's place,

wearing nothing but short
shorts, out of season?

- Who gets engaged to a bland,
carbon copy of their ex,

unless they're trying
to piss me off?

- Who gets pissed that
their ex is getting married

if they don't still
have feelings for me?

No one.

- This is wrong.
- We are monsters.

[Early grunts]

Oh.

[Bud] Okay, okay, yeah?

[zipper buzzes]
Yeah, we're doin' this.

- Oh mother of pearl.
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[patrons chattering]

- [Tab exhales]
- Eh, bitter.

[Tab] Very.

Which one's your favorite?

- I'd say the Moon
Ant or the Dew b*mb.

I like the Blazing Rain.

[Tab] Yeah, it was tart.

Mm.

Well, I can check craft
brewery off my bucket list.

- You've never been
to a craft brewery?

[DaffyD] Never in my life.

- What have you been
doing all this time?

Work my a*s off.

I mean, I kept my nose down,

got married when I
was still in school.

I have daughters,
grown now, pretty much.

So I drove 'em to ballet,
piano, and the mall.

- Field hockey.
- Ug.

[Tab whistles]

- So what else is on your list?
- The bucket list?

- Being-
- One of the guys.

Yeah. [laughs]

Hey, when's the Super Bowl?

- February.
- Can we watch it?

Yeah, I,

I kinda have, like a
really small TV though.

Hey, I'll get you a new TV.

- It's a date.
- Yeah. [laugh]

[Tab] What else?

Wanna go camping?

- [Tab] Okay, but
like in the spring.

Yeah, yeah.

What about next week?

- Are there any
sports in season?

Basketball.

- The Warriors, man!
- We're goin'.

- [friends clap hands]
- Yeah!

[doorbell rings]

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[food sizzling]

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[door creaks]
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[Mickey] What cha making?

[Costas] Dinner.

What can I do for you?

- I uh, I wanted to
say that I'm sorry.

You did that already.

Yeah.

I said I was sorry
for losing your money.

I wanted to say that I'm sorry
for hurting your feelings.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

- Would we be able to go back
to how things used to be?

Before I, you
know, f*cked it up?

Our arrangement.

Yeah.

- You remember on
our first date,

when I asked you if you
could be uncomplicated?

[food sizzling]

Turns out, you're complicated.

[food sizzling]

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- My daddy dumped me
'cause I'm too complicated.

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♪ We go round and round

- My daddy's
marrying my nemesis.

♪ Up and down this town
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- My daddy got me third
row seats to the Warriors.

- Can you sell 'em?
'Cause we need cash.

- Nah, he pays me to
hang out with him too.

Pays you to watch basketball?

- Well good, one
of us is liquid.

- Which one?
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I don't know, I just,

I feel like I keep ending
up in the same spot.

Broke, no Visa.

I lost all the
money from my app.

I like it here,

but I'm finding less and
less reasons to stay.

Well maybe you should go home.

You don't like it there?

- No, I love Nova
Scotia, I love it.

It's beautiful, it's
open, the air is damp.

It smells like salt.

But, everything I
want is out here.

- Your app?
- Yeah, app.

Wanna make some games, maybe
like a virtual world thing.

Sometimes when you focus,

like really hard
on what you want,

you forget to enjoy
what you have.

Like, where you are, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

Nice, settle down.

And five, six, seven,
eight, and hip kick,

hip kick, roll up, shoulder
shimmy and left, and right,

and left, pivot, and land.

Nice, let's try that again.

Five, six, seven, eight
and hip kick, hip kick,

roll forward, shoulder
shimmy and left and right,

and left, pivot, and land.

[pair moaning]
[labored breathing]

You are a volcano. [chuckles]

You have a suit?

- [Clark] What, like
do I own a suit?

- I want you to come
to a wedding with me.

- When?
- Today.

Who's getting married?

Colton, from school.

Oh, well definitely.

- [Clark laughs]
- What?

- No nothing, it's just
taking me to weddings now?

Who knew there was this romance
novel here inside of you?

Hey, you know what?

I love you too. [chuckles]

I'm surprised Colton
invited you but not me.

- [Bud] I didn't know
you guys were close.

Thanks for bringing me.

- Always bring a date who's
hotter than the bride.

We're off to a late start.

I'm gonna go check on things.

[guests chattering quietly]

Hi.

Is he here?

He's just upstairs.

- Who's walking
you down the isle?

We both are.

Should I go check on him?

Yeah, if you think it'll help.

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[pattering footsteps]
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You look beautiful.

- [chuckles] I didn't
think you'd come.

I always come.

What's the holdup?

- [sighs] You know I've
waited for this my whole life?

At one point, maybe four points,

I was sure this
would never happen.

It just seemed elusive,
beyond my reach.

Right now, I can't tell if
I'm savoring the moment,

or frozen with fear.

What are you afraid of?

Everything changing.

- If you didn't want
things to change,

you wouldn't have
asked him to marry you.

Or me, for that matter.

Everything changes anyway.

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[guests quietly chattering]
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What's happening?

- I worked my magic.
- You are magic.

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- [distant crow squawks]
- Friends, we have come today,

in the presence of God
and these witnesses,

at the invitation
of Early and Colton,

so that we may share in
the joy of their matrimony.

The outward celebrations that
we will hear and see today

are expressions
of the inner love

and devotion in their hearts.

So if there are any here
today who know of any reason

why these men should not be
joined together in matrimony,

speak now or forever
hold your peace.

- I had sex with Bud.
[guests gasp]

- What?
[guests chattering]

- When?
- Tuesday.

[guests react]
[Colton exhales]

What!?

[Colton grunts]
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You, out!

You touched my husband?

Good for you. [laughs]

[Colton] I never, I have, you!

[Colton continues meltdown]
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♪ Yeah, give me
something to dance to ♪

♪ Something I can jam to
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♪ Yeah, give me
something to dance to ♪

[phone rings]
♪ Something I can jam to

- Hello?
- Is Daffyd there?

[Woman] Who's calling?

It's Tab, um, one of the guys.

- [Woman] [sighs] I'm sorry,
Daffyd passed away last night.

What?

How?

[Woman] They don't know yet.

They think it might
have been a clot

that moved to his heart.
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I thought he had six months.

[Woman] Me too.

[sighs] Maybe this stops
a lot of suffering.

Yeah.

I'm sorry for your loss.

[Woman] You too.

♪ I came to party, tell
me what's your poison ♪

♪ You bring the girls,
I'll bring the boys ♪

♪ And leave your egos at home

- Did you happen to come
across his Warrior tickets?

♪ Said there's no
need to be shy ♪

♪ We all came here
to have a good time ♪

[distant chatter]
[pattering footsteps]

- Do you believe they made
me pay the full price?

Oh, that looks like it smarts.

I just didn't want my marriage
to get off to a bad start.

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[door rattles]

- What's wrong?
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[door rattles]
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- It's like everything's
going along fine, at first.

But then it all falls
apart, every time.

People are cool, and
it's fun at first,

but then nothing ever
fits right for long.

- Things fall into
place, I promise.

But they haven't for you.

[laughs] Ouch.

They have in some ways.

I love my job, I like my
home, I have good friends.

And I have had love.

Good, long-lasting love.

Maybe I will again.

- I never had any
of those things.

- [Benny] You have the
best friends in the world.

- [chuckles] My
friends are the worst.

- [Benny] They'll figure
themselves out too.

Yeah.

I miss you.

I miss you more, guaranteed.

Do you think I'm dumb?

- Have you ever fallen
in love with someone

who you knew for sure couldn't
possibly love you back?

No.

- [Benny] Well then,
you're not as dumb as I am.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

[people chattering]

We're closing.

- Yeah, I actually
thought maybe this place

would give me some hours?

Really?

- Yeah, I mean, I
know my way around.

Just might be easier than
breaking in somebody new.

It could be.

[employees chattering]
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[employees continue chattering]

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- Breakfast?
- Yeah, sure.

♪ Oh, I keep my memories
locked inside us ♪

♪ Oh, you'll need
them more than I ♪

♪ So give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Don't try to make
me stay for a while ♪

♪ Give me one kiss goodbye,
should I welcome back ♪

♪ Just give me
one kiss goodbye ♪

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♪ Oh

♪ Give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Don't try to make
me stay for a while ♪

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♪ Oh