Shatner: Previously on
"stars on mars"...
- Win!
- 20 miles!
Ai: Virus deleted.
Hell yeah, baby!
I was one of those kids
that wanted to be an astronaut.
I gotta put cat and paul
and ronda in the bottom.
I'm gonna have to step down.
Ronda! Ronda!
To be in the bottom three,
I was super disappointed,
And I'm not gonna
lie, a little pissed.
I think it's [ bleep ].
I think when you piss of
cat cora, she stays pissed off.
Oh! It's okay, babe.
Tonight on "stars on mars"...
Oh! If you trying to get
rid of me, just tell me,
'cause this means
something to me.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Aah! What was that?
Ai: Warning. Initiating
protective helmet shields.
I can't see.
- Who am I tapping?
- Ariel: Me.
I did not get the sense
that we were good.
It is not personal.
Cat: When I first
came in the hab,
I looked around at
this group and thought,
"yep, I'm in good company."
But last night when I was put
in the bottom three by andy,
I was really upset.
I knew andy before this.
We'd met a couple times.
And so it just made
me very aware.
It hit me like a ton of bricks.
Okay, this is a social game.
How are you doing?
I just want you to know,
if I had had your day
- And I came back...
- Yes.
I would be pissed.
But based on the rules,
I would've done the
same thing again.
I'm just looking at this from
a strategic competition level.
- Yeah.
- 'cause I'm a competitor.
Like, who should
be in the bottom three
Between these two groups?
It definitely should not
have been paul and I.
I was playing the game
that was given to me.
- Okay.
- And the only elimination
That I saw prior to this one
was it's based on the mission.
From my point of
view, it was like,
Andy's playing it safe
because I'm new and sacrificial,
- And so is paul. Okay, just hear me out.
- No.
And we're out there
in 100 pound suits
Being mission
critical, you know?
I used to dread those
kind of conversations,
But I've had enough
age and experience
Where now I saw her
in the kitchen and I felt,
"good. Let's do it.
Let's get this over with."
The thing what I would've done
Is I would've taken
into consideration
Who had the hardest job.
- There were quantifiable results...
- Okay.
To this challenge.
You had an
impossible job. I get it.
You know, she apologized,
which I appreciated...
But I had a hunch
That probably there
was some lingering stuff.
Today I just woke up
feeling like a winner,
And I decided that I would
go for being base commander.
I mean, they have put
me up for it in the past,
And I was like, "no, no, no.
I can't. I don't wanna do it."
♪ and then I'm
ready for the day ♪
But today I was
like, "you know what?
I feel refreshed, I feel ready,
And let me just focus that
energy on being base commander."
I'm coming for cat's neck
as the new chef around here.
- Oh, is that right?
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Tinashe: Definitely
the energy is changing.
I can feel some people
really wanting to win now.
There's more competitive
energy coming in.
Lance: As far as the
base commander goes,
I think cat's a bad-a*s woman.
- Hey there. What's up?
- What up?
She calls it the way it is.
She's not afraid
to speak her mind.
She reminds me
a lot of my mother.
My mom had me when she was 17.
She was 5'3", 100 pounds,
And she has
marshawn's mentality.
- Oh, my god.
- My mom's a legend,
So it's the highest compliment.
Is your parents
both still around?
No. So, my dad, I never met him.
Never got to know
him or meet him, yeah.
And I wasn't armstrong... I
wasn't born lance armstrong.
- Were you? Really?
- Mm-mm.
She got remarried, and
that's how I got the name.
- I was three.
- Oh, wow.
I've known lance a
short amount of time,
But I feel like we
have an easy banter.
We get along really
well. We're very similar.
Well, I was adopted.
I was adopted when
I was ten days old.
This was back in mississippi.
But I got adopted
by incredible parents,
And I met my birth mom.
When I was 21, met my
whole extended family.
Which was cool because I have
a half-brother, half-sister and...
- Yeah. The south.
- The south, man.
- [ bleep ] happens.
- Interesting [ bleep ] happens.
I think with these experiments,
you sort of naturally
Find people that's
just sort of home base.
You kind of touch
it and feel safe.
[ siren wailing ]
[ bleep ]
It's time.
I should've put
on a suit for this.
- Did you bring a suit?
- I brought a tux.
I didn't know what to expect,
so I covered my bases.
- Yeah. Just for this moment.
- Yeah, yeah.
Ai: Celebronauts, it is now time
to vote for a new base commander.
- All right.
- Time to choose your new b.C.
- I nominate cat.
- I nominate cat!
- I think she's gonna slay it.
- All right.
I put cat forward
because I would hope
She thinks I would fit
being mission specialist,
And I feel like we
need new energy.
- Any other nominations?
- I would like to nominate myself.
- Andy: All right.
- Adam: Mm!
- Okay.
- Yeah, you've never been the base commander.
I've never been base
commander before.
I am not surprised
that porsha has a desire
To be base commander.
You know, we've
all waited our time.
I waited a long time.
I've been mission
specialist before,
And we did really good that day.
It was a lot of directions
that needed to be told,
And even though it's
starting to get difficult,
I feel like I could
step up to the job.
I definitely think I have
the vote in the bag.
They have asked me before,
And I'm sure they've
been thinking about it.
Especially marshawn.
He actually does have my back.
- Marshawn, you got any thoughts?
- Yeah.
All right, just wanted to know.
I don't agree with
a lot of people
That they say should
be base commander.
So, I mean, when it
comes to all of that,
Just mind your own business,
you know what I mean?
- You can do yours first.
- Andy: All right.
Does that mean you two don't get
to vote? That's what we did last time.
- Nominees don't get to vote.
- Okay.
Andy: Thank you for
voting. Have you voted?
- Mm-mm.
- Please do. I need to see your id though.
- Ariel: Oh, you got it.
- Porsha: Come in here and sign the paper.
Marshawn! I need that one.
We can wait a minute
'cause I need that vote.
We need your vote.
My vote is lance.
- You vote lance?
- Write it down.
- Write it down.
- Write lance down then.
Andy: Here's the tally.
We got one vote paul.
- Porsha: Paul?
- One vote lance.
Two votes porsha.
And three votes cat.
That's not fair.
Y'all are stupid.
Well, I think cat won
'cause she's got three votes.
- Cat's got it.
- So cat's gonna do it.
- Yeah.
- Let's go, base commander!
Andy: But you gotta run again.
Tinashe: I think cat will be
a good base commander.
She really has some
mom energy here,
And she makes me
feel really comfortable.
- Cat will be a good leader.
- If I'm base commander,
I'm picking lance
for my specialist.
- You choose tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Well, I'm just letting you know.
- You choose tomorrow.
'cause you also choose based
on what you see the mission is.
- Okay, got it.
- So it'll between the people who supported me the most,
Lance and ariel.
I definitely was a
little bit confused
That it would be
between me and lance
Because I don't really
understand their friendship,
But I don't have to
understand their friendship.
Thank you, everybody, for
believing in me. Thank you.
I thank family. I
thank my children.
Porsha: I was
thoroughly disappointed
They did not choose me
to be base commander,
But it was definitely strategic.
As we're moving towards
The people who really want to
be the last astronaut standing,
It's gonna get tough because people
are gonna be fighting for their lives.
I actually I said I
wanted to prove myself,
And y'all don't give
a damn about that.
- [ laughs ]
- this is serious.
I don't care about any of you.
- [ laughing ]
- your voters?
You seemed pretty concerned
about your voters in there.
Of course! You don't
care? You know, listen.
When you're campaigning,
you care about your voters.
When you're not, you don't.
That's how it works. Politics!
Well, let me go take
off my winner shirt.
- I'll wear it again.
- I can't wait to see the loser shirt.
Oh, you're about to see it.
Watch, I'm about to go put it on.
I mean, look, it's not
the end of the world,
But when you are in this house,
Whatever you
focus your energy on,
It really means a
lot in the moment.
Porsha.
Andy: Oh!
Poor, sad girl.
Adam: This is what
hillary clinton did
When she lost the election.
She said, "[ bleep
] those voters,"
And went right
back to chappaqua.
- You remember winnie the pooh?
- Andy: Yes.
I'm the little donkey.
All: Eeyore?
[ moaning ]
Just not having a good day.
Hey, porsha!
Porsha: What do you want, man?
What else do you want from me?
Just watch. Just pay attention.
They're gonna keep me in the
danger zone, but that's all right.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Cat: I went from bottom
three to now base commander,
And I have to say I feel
pretty damn proud of that.
And I told andy
exactly how I felt.
I'm not here to
stir [ bleep ] up.
I'm not here for drama.
He tried to be nice and vote her as base
commander, try and get on her good side.
- Right.
- But it's not gonna work
'cause she's not
gonna forget yesterday.
Ever.
- Ever.
- Ever.
You make somebody that
competitive cry, it's over.
Adam: Cat is a firecracker.
She seems really competitive.
But, you know, I
did vote for porsha.
Am I unsafe?
Oh, yeah. I am. Yes.
I'm here for the whole team,
the whole crew, for the mission.
It is not personal.
- Shatner: Coming up...
- [ grunts ]
He went on live
with some strippers.
I lost my job at espn over it.
- [ siren wailing ]
- ai: Emergency.
- Oh, my god!
- Quickly!
- Uh-oh.
- What the...
- You can't see [ bleep ].
- What is this?
- Aah!
- [ bleep ]
Paul: All of us were blind,
But we have to make
it back to the base.
And if we don't,
then we're dead.
So I got big six, right?
Boom. It go like this.
So you gotta
play... the next bone,
You gotta play like this.
We'll start over.
I never grew up
playing any game.
Yeah. So what you
did as a kid, man?
- Outside?
- Yeah, outside.
I played poker.
I'll show y'all a video
of my poker game.
- Okay.
- And why I got fired...
Because I was
playing a poker game.
- Oh. Uh-oh.
- From espn.
What's wrong with poker?
Nah, I gotta show you the video.
I was at my boy's
birthday party.
We was playing poker,
And there was girls
just there dancing and...
Alcohol. A lot of alcohol.
It was a big ol' controversy.
- Uh-oh.
- Yeah.
I mean, it wasn't nothing
ill*gal. It was just girls.
Who put it on social media?
I accidentally did. My dumb a*s.
- [ laughs ] - b*tch,
how old are you?
- Oh, hold on. Tinashe... tinashe.
- What's up?
- Did you see my video?
- Yeah.
- Was it bad?
- No.
You did? How'd you see it?
- 'cause it was trending
on... - I mean, it went viral.
Yeah, it was viral. It
was a viral moment.
He just went on live
with some strippers,
- And it was just like... -
oh, you didn't say strippers.
- I did. I said girls shaking they a*s.
- No, you said girls.
"girls shaking
they a*s." strippers.
What do you think girls
shaking they a*s is?
It's not that bad. But
in context, I suppose...
Yeah, I lost my
job at espn over it.
You know, we all
make some mistakes.
Maybe I wouldn't be on
mars if that didn't happen.
See? Things happen for a reason.
Why you choose lance today?
No, no, no. You don't want
me to be base commander first.
- Who me?
- Yeah. You wanna wait till it gets down to the tough part
And then you wanna make me
responsible as base commander.
- Yeah, so you'll be...
- But that's not fair.
- It was natural progression.
- That wasn't the...
- It was time. I've never...
- No, it's not your time yet.
- I've never been base commander.
- It's not your time yet.
I've only been
in the field. Why?
- It's not your time.
- Why? I wanna win, and you want me to go.
If you trying to get
rid of me, just tell me,
Because I wanna
know what's going on.
Marshawn: I don't
know about strategy,
But if a woman's second
toe is longer than her first toe,
She got an attitude problem.
And porsha...
I'm letting you know I
see what you're doing.
Second toe
longer than they first.
You're in it. You're just acting like
you're not, 'cause you think you cool.
Ai: Base commander cat,
please gather your crew,
As it is now time to
assign today's hab duties.
Okay, everybody, come on in.
All right, is everybody ready?
- Yes.
- All right.
Now that the plants in the bio dome
are starting to show some growth,
The garden needs
some nurturing, okay?
Taking out the trash.
So two stars must go through
the trash and determine
What can be reused
and what they must bury
For future mars
settlements to recycle.
So I have to pick two
people to go out to do trash.
I'll go. No, I'll go outside.
- You wanna go outside and do it?
- Always.
So, lance, why don't
you go with andy?
- Okay.
- Okay, andy?
- Aye, aye, captain.
- And everybody else, we'll stay inside,
And we will nurture the plants.
Hmm. It's gonna be lance,
And who else is gonna go
outside and pick up garbage?
Oh, me.
The guy that put her
in the bottom three.
I do think that cat had
it out for me a little bit.
[ buzzer ]
Okay.
- All right.
- Dealing with trash in a spacesuit
Is not bad 'cause
you can't smell it.
[ laughs ]
Oh, wow.
Are those diapers?
Those might be ariel's diapers.
[ laughs ]
Here's more. Oh, wow. Gross.
Andy: Wait, that's gold.
Somebody throw out their gold.
Lance: Hold on. I think
we just don't tell 'em.
We're rich!
It's edible gold bling.
Gotta be porsha's.
We'll put it on our teeth
and compete with marshawn.
I would've hated to be base commander
yesterday. What are you gonna do, you know?
Cat was saying that she thinks I picked
her and paul because they were new
And I was protecting
my position,
- Which I don't...
- No.
I'm like, "what position?"
I'm just here to do these things
As they're supposed to be done.
Right.
And if they send me
home for that, oh, well.
And, you know, the whole
notion of alliances and all that,
It's just like, I'm
too old for that.
You can say that again.
I was just glad you came
So I wasn't the oldest
person here anymore.
I know. You've said that
many times, you son of a b*tch.
Lance: I know, I just
thought I'd say it again.
So what we're gonna do is
we're gonna clean up the plants,
- Give them a little love.
- Great. Yes.
We'll plant some seeds in
different places if it looks empty.
Aye, aye, captain!
- What is that?
- That's dirt.
- Mm. Mm-kay.
- You're so funny.
- She was watering that.
- Oh.
- You're so funny.
- Oh, all right.
Hey!
Okay, I know that wasn't ariel.
- That was not me.
- Okay.
Everybody, what's the
first thing you're gonna do
- When you get back to earth?
- Get a colonic.
Get a colonic.
Cat: Marshawn, who
do you miss the most?
- My mama.
- Aww.
- But I talk to her every day, so she good.
- Aww, I love that.
- I'm a mama's boy for sure.
- Yeah, I love that.
For plants to grow,
they need water,
Sound vibration,
things like that.
- So we gotta sing to 'em.
- Ariel: Good vibes.
- Porsha: We gotta sing a song?
- We gotta sing to 'em.
Porsha: Okay, what
song we wanna sing?
♪ Oh, say can you see
- All: ♪ by the dawn's
early light ♪ - okay.
Shh. Everybody,
hush your nasty voices.
♪ Oh, say does
that star-spangled ♪
- ♪ banner yet wave - okay.
- [ vocalizing ]
- paul: Okay.
All: ♪ o'er the
land of the free ♪
♪ free
All: ♪ and the
home of the brave ♪
- [ cheers and applause ] - adam:
What a beautiful way to colonize a planet.
Shatner: Coming up...
- [ sirens wailing
] - ai: Emergency.
You have 30 minutes before
radiation levels become unsafe.
Three, two, one, go!
- Hey! I can't see.
- What was that?
What the [ bleep ]?
Oh, my god.
Ai? Hello? Ai?
Ai: What do you want, porsha?
I don't like your tone, ai.
It's, "how can I help you?
How may I be of assistance?"
So you and ariel, I'm gonna
pick her or you for specialist.
Are you cool with
that? Okay, never mind.
- Don't answer that.
- I'll do whatever.
- If you look at this in totality...
- Yeah.
Of who has
gone out in the field,
Well, I've gone every time.
But we have folks
Who have really tried to not go.
It's now time for folks that
just haven't gone out much...
- Cat: Haven't done it? I agree with that.
- To start going out.
Okay, I got that. That
makes a lot of sense.
Lance: At the beginning,
I didn't wanna be
mission specialist
Just 'cause I
like to go outside.
Now having said
that, inside means safe
And inside means immunity.
You know, we're coming
up on two weeks in here.
I think that this
thing is now a game.
I feel like I'm playing
the game right.
I knew an actual hoarder.
He was my accountant.
So I'd pull up,
nice-looking apartment.
When I tell you he had
stuff stacked to this height...
What is this?
Is this an emergency
or is this just the lighting?
Adam: We're having
a lighting issue.
[ siren wailing ]
- Ai: Emergency.
- Oh, my god! Quickly!
All crew report to
the command center.
Uh-oh. Not good.
Here we go, everybody.
Ai: Incoming message
from mission control.
- I'm ready for something exciting.
- He's here.
Hello, crew. Great work so far.
You've really settled
into life on mars.
I'm impressed.
How am I doing?
Oh, thanks for asking.
Pretty good. Same old.
What else? Oh. Oh, oh, oh!
I almost forgot to mention.
We have an emergency.
A series of solar flares
interfered with your electronics.
You'll need to repair the
solar panels and work fast.
You'll wanna get it done
before another solar flare
Brings dangerous radiation.
This mission will
test your trust,
Earning you a mission patch.
Base commander, it's time
to pick a mission specialist.
Good luck out there,
and if anything happens,
I want you to know
that I love you.
- Oh. Oh!
- What?
- Oh!
- That was heavy.
That's the first time
he said he loved us.
The two people that I was gonna
choose between are ariel and lance.
Ariel, she's been base
commander, specialist.
I mean, she's done it all.
But because lance really
hasn't had that position,
I wanna give him an opportunity
to have a commanding role.
So I'm gonna make... lance, I'm gonna
make you my specialist if you'll take it.
- Okay?
- Porsha: Yay! Good job.
To be honest, I think it
wasn't the best choice.
Like, I really thought she
was gonna need somebody
Who had experience,
'cause she's new here.
Ai: Crew, prepare
for deployment.
[ laughing ]
Mr. Miyagi!
Wax on, wax off!
- All right.
- Let's do it.
Cat: All right, you got this.
- One for all and all for one!
- [ overlapping mumbling ]
- Absolutely!
- [ mock mumbling ]
- [ overlapping chatter
] - [ music playing ]
Right. Let's do it.
Ai: In this simulation,
The cables connecting
the transformer
To the solar panels
have been damaged.
You must unplug the old cables,
Lay out new cables,
And then connect them
to restore power to the hab.
You have 30 minutes before
radiation levels become unsafe.
You the real life peter griffin.
- Oh, god.
- [ laughs ]
Welcome, crewmembers.
- Peter griffin, one of my favorites.
- [ laughing ]
All right, guys, calm down.
I'll unclip that [ bleep
] and it'll fall right off.
Cat: Andy, clear the line.
This an extremely
critical mission.
- We have to make decisions...
- What are the instruc...
Clear the line, please.
This is very critical.
Ariel, andy, and porsha,
You will go out
to the transformer.
You will unplug the
five damaged cables
That are running
from the solar panels.
Copy.
All right, base commander,
After we drop the
cables, what's next?
We're assigning paul,
marshawn, adam, tinashe
To retrieve five new power
cables from the supply dome
And work together to
carry them to the solar field.
Copy.
We're on the way.
Andy: Here, I'll start that
out towards the panel.
- Ooh! Whew.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
These are tangled.
They're tangled.
Here, stop... we
gotta stop pulling.
- They're tangled.
- Untangle them.
Paul was demanding things.
He had that boss energy.
Paul: We gotta
stop pulling. Look.
Got it. Okay.
Tinashe: They go
in order, correct?
Ariel: Yes, they have numbers
on them and on the panel box.
- Cat: Crewmembers... -
andy: How do we plug in?
Listen to me
clearly. This is very...
When we get to the point
where we're gonna put them in,
- What is the procedure?
- Andy, andy.
Please clear the line. Do not plug
anything in yet on the solar panel.
They all must be plugged in...
Both: At the exact same time.
Okay. Copy.
All right, crew, here we go.
I'm gonna do a three,
two, one, go countdown.
- I'm ready on one. Andy is ready on one.
- Andy, clear the line, please.
- This is very critical.
- Yes.
And I am no longer
base commander.
- [ mournful music playing
] - oh, it's gross to be back
As one of the little people.
Okay, we're ready.
Three, two, one, go!
- [ grunts ]
- I'm in.
- I'm in.
- In, in, in.
- In. In on one.
- We are in.
- Cat: That was fantastic.
- Ai: Solar panels connected.
for crew to return to airlock.
- Thanks, base command.
- We are in the clear.
Cat: Let's guide you
guys back to airlock.
Andy was a pain in the a*s, man.
[ siren wailing ]
- Aah!
- What was that?
Ai: Warning. A second
solar flare has hit.
Elevated radiation
levels detected.
Initiating protective
blackout helmet shields.
- They can't see.
Trying... - cat: Holy moly.
Hey! I can't see!
What the [ bleep ]?
You can't see [ bleep ].
Andy: It's sealed completely.
I have 17 minutes to get
everybody back into the hab,
And they can't see anything.
That is definitely not
gonna be enough time.
We might blow this mission.
Oh, my god.
[ siren wailing ]
Aah!
- What was that?
- Ai: Warning.
A second solar flare has hit.
Elevated radiation
levels detected.
Initiating protective
helmet shields.
Hey! I can't see!
- If they can't see..
- Holy moly.
Ai: You have 17 minutes to
guide your crew back to the airlock
Before radiation
becomes life-threatening.
If the crew does not make it back to
the hab airlock in 17 minutes or less,
The radiation will hit
catastrophic levels,
Causing the mission
to be a failure.
- [ bleep ] - that
changes everything.
I understood immediately when
we had the blacked out helmets
Why this was all about trust.
I think they should just hold
each other's shoulders and walk it
And then get them
basically in a line.
- Tinashe's the front.
- Lance: Yeah.
You know the most
important thing about this one?
Because you see how people
just start talking over each other
And it's frantic
and it's confusion.
- It sounds like pandemonium.
- Right.
- Everybody has to be dead silent.
- Dead silence, yeah.
Ai: You have 16
minutes and 30 seconds
Until radiation levels
reach critical status.
This is the base commander.
I'm going to be guiding
you by my voice.
- Copy.
- All right.
All right, we have a satellite
view of where you are.
- Tinashe, wave your arms.
- Tinashe: Waving.
- She's right there. She can go straight ahead.
- Okay, go straight ahead.
Tinashe: Walking, walking.
Cat: Keep going. Stay straight.
There you go. Doing great.
Tinashe, when you
get there, do not move.
- Do we hold on to the tubes or no?
- Trust us.
- Can you please not talk over lance?
- Okay.
- Okay. Freeze.
- Freezing.
Ariel, where are you?
Wave your arms, please.
- Ariel: Copy.
- Turn all the way around.
Yeah. I'm turned
all the way around.
Walk straight ahead
until you feel tinashe.
- Ooh.
- You've got about another 20 steps.
- Keep walking.
- Cat: You're good. Keep going.
You're doing great. You're
gonna run right into her.
- You'll feel her. Walk straight ahead.
- I hear you.
- Okay. Stop.
- Lance: Okay, stop.
Aah! I fell, but we're good.
- She's a little bit to your left.
- Copy.
- Okay, I feel her.
- Next is adam.
Right here. My arms are waving.
Turn around to your
left. There you go.
- Walk forward. Nope.
- Copy.
To your right, to your right,
to your right. Watch the cable.
Was I feeling like I was
gonna have an anxiety attack?
- Yeah, maybe.
- Step over. Take a big step.
- Got it.
- There you go.
All the way to
your left. Turn left.
Cat: All the way.
There you go. Okay.
- Is this somebody?
- That's me!
I love you. I'm here.
Guys, we're 14 minutes
to go. We're doing good.
- Cat: Porsha, walk forward.
- All right.
Oh, my gosh, being
completely in the dark,
Almost feeling like
I couldn't breathe,
It was very, very difficult.
Keep going forward
until I tell you to stop,
And then turn to your left.
Stop. Stop.
- Porsha, turn left. - Copy.
- Go straight ahead.
- Lance: Straight ahead.
- Straight ahead.
- Cat: Adam has his hand out.
- Porsha: Adam?
- Adam: Right here, porsha.
Porsha: I just had
to kind of go numb
And realize that I'm helpless
and I'm in their hands.
Do I 100% trust
everybody? Maybe not.
Cat: Back and then walk
straight ahead into adam.
No, no. Turn right.
I'm going up a mound or...
- Yep, I got you, porsha.
- Adam: I'm feeling annoyed
Because I feel like that
there was an easier way
To go about this mission.
- Okay, all right.
- Andy, where are you?
- I'm over here.
- Walk straight ahead, andy.
- Okay. Copy.
- Just straight forward.
Guys, we're at 10
minutes and 40 seconds.
Cat: You gotta do this
faster. Andy, stop, please.
- Gotcha.
- Okay, turn to your right.
- Got it.
- No, no, no.
Stop. I said turn
to your right.
- You gotta talk loud.
- Turn... thank you. Walk forward.
Andy: Who is this? Who's this?
- [ tapping ] - what's
happening right now?
- Who am I tapping?
- Ariel: Me.
- Who's me?
- Ariel.
[ sighs ]
Go to your... go to your left.
This is adam. Good. Great,
andy, keep going down.
Give me andy. Give me andy.
Porsha: Andy!
He was talking and
narrating the entire thing.
- That's me.
- I got you, porsha.
- [ sighs ] - lance: We're gonna
have to walk marshawn separately
'cause it looks like there's
a lot of mounds there.
- Marshawn, walk straight ahead.
- Marshawn: There you go.
More to your right,
marshawn. More to your right.
All right.
My boy lance, I mean,
he's in a position of power.
That's [ bleep ] up, man.
There's nothing in front of
you. Walk straight ahead.
Walk straight
ahead. There you go.
- Keep walking straight.
- Uh...
- Turn a little bit left.
- How much more left?
- Cat: Marshawn, stop.
- Lance: Stay right there, marshawn.
All right, paul, you're gonna
basically turn a little bit to your right,
And there's nothing
in front of you.
- Start walking straight.
- Cat: There you go.
We're at 7 minutes to
go. We got it. Don't worry.
Whoo-hoo.
Cat: Paul is coming
right up behind you.
Andy, hold your arm out please.
Paul: Andy?
- Andy: That's me, paul.
- I got you.
Okay, great. If
everybody's connected,
Tinashe, what you're going to do
Is starting walking
directly forward.
- Let's do it.
- Cat: Walk straight into marshawn.
Marshawn, you're
gonna be right there.
Hold your hand out.
I got you. I got somebody.
- You got me.
- Andy: Watch out.
- Paul, there's a cable there.
- Copy.
Adam: We couldn't see
when we were out there,
And the feedback we were getting
Felt like they couldn't see
either, even though they could see.
Marshawn, you lead.
You got me? All right,
now watch y'all step.
You're at the rovers
already. Get to your left.
How much more left?
- A little more.
- Front right there.
Marshawn: This is the rover.
Now, everybody,
this is not over.
Stay calm. We are
at one minute to go.
Cat: I was listening to
the countdown thinking,
"are we going to make it?"
You wanna stay on the left
side of the rover, marshawn.
- Now go right.
- Cat: Right, right.
Lance: You guys
just go straight ahead.
Trust it. There's
nothing in front of you.
- Cat: Trust. - [ bleep ]
It's another rover.
Lance had one job
to do that he didn't do,
To not lead me into
the damn rovers.
- Keep going. Keep going.
- All of us were blind,
But we have to make
it back to the base.
And if we don't...
Then we're dead.
We are at one minute to go.
Marshawn: I can't
see where I'm at.
- Cat: Move.
- We gotta get going.
Keep going. Keep going.
Continue walking
forward. You're doing great.
You're already approaching
the front of the hab.
Marshawn, turn
a little bit left.
Cat: Turn left,
right into the door.
Right there.
Lance: Pull the door, marshawn.
We have to get
every single person in.
- You got me? All right, now watch y'all step.
- Yeah.
- Cat: Got it. You're in.
- This is not over.
- [ siren wailing ] - stay calm.
Remember, there is a step there.
- There's a step here, ariel.
- All right. Oh, thank you.
Come forward. Come forward.
Ai: First three
astronauts inside airlock.
- We gotta get going.
- Adam: I got you, porsha.
Ai: Fourth and fifth
astronauts inside airlock.
- Let's go, let's go.
- Guys, we've got 20 seconds to go.
- 20 seconds. Get in there.
- Get in there and shut the door.
- Cat: Shut the door, please. Thank you.
- I'm in. I'm in.
- We're in!
- We're in!
- [ all cheering ] - ai: All
astronauts safely inside airlock.
[ cheering ]
- [ laughing ]
- whoo!
- Yeah!
- Oh, my god!
- We trust each other, guys!
- Unbelievable!
Get me the [ bleep
] out of this [ bleep ].
- Whoo! Yeah.
- Whoo-hoo!
- That was amazing.
- We k*lled it.
Ai: Incoming message
from mission control.
Oh, that's great work, crew.
The mission was a success.
- [ all cheering ] -
we saved the hab.
It's time for another
tough choice.
Base commander,
Which crewmember
is not mission critical?
Who will be saying
goodbye to mars?
Transmission over.
We have to try and
pick a bottom three,
- Which I don't know how we do.
- It's impossible in something like this
When they're all
doing so great. It's hard.
Andy: I want cat to
experience what a fun job it is
Picking three people to feel bad
And feel like they did a bad
job and then possibly go home.
Since this game has
become so political,
I would prefer to not put
ariel in the bottom three.
- I agree.
- Tinashe's just so good. She's always so calm.
- When she's out there, she's all business.
- She's serious.
She's all business,
and I love that.
I think marshawn, he was great.
Yeah, he got to
be the vip of that.
Andy got frustrated out there.
I felt like he wasn't
listening to me.
Yeah, I'm feeling
really uncomfortable
Having to eliminate someone.
Hello, everyone,
can you hear me?
- Yes.
- Copy! We're here!
First most mission
critical today...
- Tinashe.
- Ooh.
- Come on up.
- All right. Let's go!
Absolutely fantastic on her
point position in the first mission.
Whew!
Yes. Come on in.
- Phenomenal job.
- Thanks, base command.
- Thank you very much.
- Ai: Trust patch acquired.
Cat: She is just solid.
No matter what happens,
she never lost her cool.
Second up, someone who
saved the day at the last minute.
Marshawn lynch, come on in.
- [ cheers and applause
] - mission critical.
Hey, don't... hey, don't be...
- Bye, porsha.
- Not "bye, porsha!"
- That's so rude!
- There's four more of us in here.
- Whoo!
- Yes. All right.
Next person was ariel.
[ cheers and applause ]
- All right.
- Lance: Ariel did good, yeah.
It was the quietest I've
heard her in two weeks,
Which was kind of nice.
But she did a
great job. Oh, god.
Thank you.
I do think that he is attempting
To mend some bridges.
Put this [ bleep ] over there.
It's definitely going
to be interesting to see
How it all plays out.
Porsha: Can you imagine?
If I'm the base commander,
I wouldn't have ended up here.
But I'm okay with it.
I have made peace.
And the fourth person...
Porsha, come on in.
- Whoo!
- Thank you!
Damn, she made it again?
- I needed extra cleaning?
- [ laughter ]
Marshawn: Lord know you need it.
I've talked my way out
of the bottom three before.
- Yikes.
- All right, y'all.
Paul: My mind was just like,
"well, I gave
everything I can give,
And I can be proud of
that at the end of the day."
Regardless how this ends, man,
I had a great-a*s
time with y'all.
I did, too. Great getting
to know you, paul.
Andy: Cat was pissed.
I did not get the sense
that we were good.
- Thank you.
- I'm actually feeling really annoyed.
I really do believe that when
you're trying to figure out,
Like, "I don't know who
to put in the bottom three,"
Just like, "well, just
put adam in there."
And I really hate that.
Adam, can you tell us why
you were mission critical today?
Yes, I can.
I was doing exactly
what I was told to do,
And I moved all the
cables to the right numbers
- And everybody was all ready to go.
- Yeah.
So where do you
think that I fell flat?
I think it was just the fact
that we had two point people
Who were
communicating at all times
And helping everyone else.
But, you know, everybody's
saying to keep them clear,
And so I'm trying to do that.
So it's who are the mvps and
who are the great crewmembers?
- Mm-hmm.
- That's where we're at.
Being in the bottom three is
a very sensitive place to be,
- And it's not fun.
- [ chuckles ]
Andy, do you wanna tell us
why you're mission critical?
Paul and I, we're untangling
things, getting things together.
And then, you know, I did my
job as well as anybody else did.
- Okay.
- I mean, I appreciate the position you're in
Because we all worked as a team
and we did very well, so I understand.
I hoped that it was sort of
over between me and cat,
But I have a suspicion
that she was pissed.
I'm a little worried.
If I had to say there
was anybody in the field
Who had some
trouble communicating
And had trouble with
the directions, it was andy.
I feel like he is one of
those people in the field
Who does what he's asked to do.
I think andy did a good job.
He brought good
energy. He was fun.
Whatever mistakes,
it didn't even matter,
Because he's so loveable.
- Paul?
- You know,
When we lost sight out there
and time was of the essence,
I was able to get to
the group as the anchor
And be a calm
in front of a storm.
Paul is not the
most mission critical.
I gotta keep it 100.
I just haven't seen
anything to me
That makes him
more mission critical
Over the other people here.
All right, I think...
We all in agreeance?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
So the first person who
was mission critical today...
- Adam, come on in.
- Whoo!
Whoo!
Yes!
So, as a consensus,
And now base commander
making the final decision
Who I thought was
mission critical today...
I do think it is truly over.
Tinashe: Cat was so offended
That he put her in the
bottom three last time,
So I think cat's gonna
get her lick back today.
- Paul.
- Have fun, paul.
All right.
- [ cheers and
applause ] - good job.
[ indistinct chatter ]
I would certainly
give cat some credit.
She's fierce.
Ai: Andy, you are
not mission critical
And must leave the
hab immediately.
Somebody else is gonna
have to take out the trash now.
In no way, shape, or
form is this personal.
For me, it's all about
business and strategy.
Tinashe: We love
you. We'll miss you.
Porsha: Bye!
Andy: Maybe I made a mistake.
If I had voted for porsha
And she would've been commander,
I very well might
still be part of this.
Thank you, mars.
You've been great.
It's been real red. Real red.
Lance tried to run me
into the [ bleep ] rover.
He tried to run me
through the hills.
He put right in harm's way.
Marshawn was not very pleased
that he bumped into the rover.
Man, what [ bleep ]?
And this [ bleep ]
supposed to be my dawg.
He gotta go.
Tomorrow, you might have
a chance to vote me off.
- [ growls ]
- That calm.
Let's keep that calm.
- Boo!
- Hello.
Whoa.
Wow.
It's still wet.
Turn around. How'd that work?
- [ whispering ] "how'd that work?"
- this my natural hair.
- You like it?
- I like it a lot.
No, I'm freaked
out. I like... I love it.
- You're freaked out?
- [ laughing ]
I would've bet my
life that was your hair.
[ laughing ]
Porsha: I have a lot
more of me to show.
Nah, it's a real good
look with the hair.
I'm gonna wear these tomorrow
when I'm base commander.
- Okay.
- You don't make it this far
- And not be a warrior.
- You terrible, bruh.
- Where the old porsha at?
- She gone.
I've got this. Watch me work.
- Shatner: Next time...
- You started at quarterback?
Hell yeah, I was out there
Like the black brett
favre on they a*s.
[ laughing ]
- To the house!
- [ laughing ]
I woke up today, and I
just said, "I'm going home."
Whoever is the
last standing wins.
- [ roaring ]
- oh, [ bleep ].
- What was that?
- Someone or something
Is in there with you.
Cat:
There's something in there.
- Get the [ bleep ] out of here!
- [ snarling ]
You don't know
what to expect on mars.
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