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02x08 - Two B’s, No F*cks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sweet Life: Los Angeles". Aired: August 19, 2021 – August 18, 2022.*
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The show follows a close group of African American friends in their 20s as they live in South Los Angeles and pursue their personal and professional goals.

02x08 - Two B’s, No F*cks

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[mellow hip-hop music]

Guys, this is Jerrold.

So you're Mr. Sociopath.

I'm not trying to be rude
right now.

- I'm... I'm really not.
- [giggles]

- That's cool.
- We're... this...

We're gonna address that later.

Y'all liking y'all rooms?

Y'all got me in a bunk beds.

I'm like, "Damn."

Why does Myami get
the short end of the stick?

She f*ck you over
every time with the rooms.

- Ooh.
- Now, look, look.

I'ma tell you, I just met you.

And you came
to the table and said,

"Oh, this is Mr. Sociopath."

That's something that I gotta
talk to Tylynn about.

That don't got sh*t
to do with you.

Bro, you said that to that man?

- That don't got sh*t...
- I did, I did.

- To do with you.
- I did.

It's one thing for me to call

one of my longest-lasting
friends


"sociopath" in the heat
of the moment,

but it's another thing
for this random-a*s n*gga

to call him Mr. Sociopath.

That just brings up
so much f*cked-up history


and triggers for both me
and Jerrold and our situation.

We don't need to add
no more salt to that wound.

I was gonna, like,
brush it under the table

because that's
the type of guy that I am,

but, like, you making everybody
at the table uncomfortable.

- That's not...
- Thing is,

what we're not gonna do is,
like, go on him, like...

- We are gonna do that.
- Wait, what?

We are trying to build
a relationship with you.

So if he wasn't briefed properly

before he came on this vacation,

then I don't really give a f*ck

what he has to say
at this table.

Girl, why you hang out
with these people?

[dramatic music]

You don't know, bro,
to be saying that.

That was disrespectful.

The thing is, like,
he's gonna go hard for me

because nobody else does.

So, like, when I don't speak up,

he speaks up for me.

And I think that's
a real friend.

I don't want you guys
to jump on him

about that.

- They can't jump on me.
- I'm not worried about that.

Every time I go on a trip,

it's always something.

And I'm tired
of it being something.

It's just like,
do y'all really f*ck with me

or do y'all not?
Is it, like, subtle shade?

[indistinct chatter]

You comin' in way too hot.

Okay, I don't care.

- He's drunk.
- Exclude him, he's drunk.

Man, say that sh*t on your own.

You not f*ck'
about to say that sh*t

at my dinner table.

I don't give a f*ck
what not n*gga talking about

at this God damn table.

Don't say that sh*t here.

- He's yours now.
- You.

A... AK... A.Q., or whatever,
you need to watch

- how you talk to me, though.
- Where is this going? Where...

I think you really need
to watch who you talking to.

- Okay.
- Okay, okay, okay.

- Okay. We can do that.
- We're not about to do...

That's some real facts.

- You can do that.
- But you need to watch

how you talk to me, though.

I'll beat yo' a*s.

I know this might sound
a little crazy,

but I kind of like the fact
that A.Q. put his foot down

when it came to Robb.

I mean, A.Q.'s passion was
a little bit of a turn-on.

I mean, call me toxic,
but I like that sh*t.

- [laughs]
- See, that... okay, time out.

We're not doing that.

Everything is not
a direct attack.

Well, he was just being real.

I thought we were all having
a great time

until Robb came
and ruined the mood, honestly.

And I felt like you was going
really hard on everyone.

And I just feel
like it just put me

- in a bad mood, and I just...
- Well, it was...

- He was saying...
- But you're sensitive.

- Things that...
- I am sensitive.

But I feel
like you're also going hard.

- Get over it.
- [chuckles] Get over it.

Robb is just doing the most.

Like, we were having
a good night, good vibes,

and you're just being
mad aggressive

for no f*cking reason.

Like, unwarranted as f*ck.

Relax a little bit.
You know?

- I'm fine.
- Like, we wanna like you too.

- It's just, like...
- I'm chillin'.

Honestly, with everything

that's happened
with our friend group,

I genuinely feel like we need
an exorcism.

I feel like we need
someone to come

and suck all the negative energy

and animosity out
so we can just get back

to being friends and living life

and celebrating each other.

I understand Myami
for the sole fact

that I was her roommate
in New York.

And I do understand
the freakin' box

- that we were put in.
- Yes.

In that basement.

But she's going
through it again.

- Again.
- So let's do this next time.

Amanda, let's just play
Rock, Paper, Scissors...

[chuckles]

Amanda won't be planning
another trip for y'all n*gg*s.

[chuckles] Right.

- And that's on game.
- Amanda, I appreciate you.

- You can have my room.
- How about that?

If you're uncomfortable,
you can have my room.

- Come on, Marcus.
- Okay.

Real man.

- Oh.
- We love that.

What a beautiful compromise.

Myami, you want his room, baby?

Thank you.

Real n*gga sh*t.

And I think that's
what should be

really focused on.

Pay attention to the blessing
in disguise.

I mean, the problem is solved.

Why are y'all so sensitive?

Everybody at the table,

I need you to lift up
your glass...

- Okay.
- And I really am doing this

so that we can cleanse
this energy.

- I like that.
- Yes.

We got some champagne, though.

Let's do one last toast.

A.Q., you trying to do the
toast, brother?

- I think you should.
- Come on, A.Q..

- Here we go.
- Oh.

Lead us all
in that positivity, A.Q..

This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

- True that.
- Absolutely.

Moving forward,

you gotta move with love,

purpose, and let's go up
as a friend group.

Thank you!

- Wise words, brother.
- Wise words.

I love that.

[Blxst's "g*ng Slide"]

♪ It was a midnight
g*ng slide ♪


♪ I had to pull up,
get right ♪


♪ A stick and move
on the Westside ♪


♪ 'Cause you know you give me
the best high, ayy ♪


♪ It was a midnight
g*ng slide ♪


♪ I had to pull up,
get right ♪


♪ A stick and move
on the Westside ♪


♪ 'Cause you know you give me
the best high, ayy ♪


♪ ♪

[mellow R&B]

♪ ♪

What's up? [Chuckles]

Thank you.

Look who found out
you got taste.

Wow.

Wow. [Giggles]

You smell good.

So what are we doing this trip?

- Creating the vibes.
- Vibing.

- All of that.
- All of it?

I'm single,
but I'm trying to make

this vacation a baecation.

So let's see
what kind of trouble

I can get into.
We're on vacation, baby.

So I literally have my own room.

It has a massage table.

I can show you
better than I can tell you.

- [laughs]
- Let's go.

They are gonna eat this sh*t up.

f*cking eat sh*t.

[indistinct]

[giggles]

♪ [singing in Spanish] ♪

♪ ♪

- Shot o'clock.
- Yes.

- Are you nervous?
- I am nervous.

I haven't seen Petiri
in so long.

Ooh.

Let's take a shot
before they get here.

Aah. Okay.

Both: Cheers.

- Beautiful.
- [indistinct]

♪ ♪

♪ I knew they might
not charge him ♪


♪ And set the gallows and the
guillotine of [indistinct] ♪


Who's that?

- Hi.
- Ooh!

Hey. Yo, yo, yo.

Oh, sh*t.

I think that's, uh, Petiri
and them.

- Look who finally made it.
- What up, ladies?

Finally, finally.

- Hey.
- Hey, what up?

- Good to see you.
- What's up?

- How you doing?
- Good.

I missed you too.

Who's that with him?

- I don't know.
- Okay, welcome, you guys.

- Talking to Rebecca, though.
- Talking to Becky.

Wow, I've never seen
that tattoo.

- You have others?
- This tattoo?

- Mm.
- Yeah.

I have one other.
It's just on my back.

Does that make you feel
some... some sort of way?

It's a rule you can't say
"good vibes", though, right?

- Why is that a rule?
- Yeah.

Like, if you say
"good vibes," it's...

[together]
You have to take a shot.

Well, y'all already said it
twice, so let's go.

Cheryl was telling me
at the legacy table

that he... Petiri had brought
some friends.

Oh, so then it just makes sense.

Interesting.

- It's interesting?
- What's interesting about it?

I mean, I guess the roles
are reversed this time.

Ay, here's... here's to
the house rules, all right?

- [all laugh]
- No complaining.

Cheers to you guys
making it safe.

- Yes.
- Cheers, cheers.

Cheers to love.

Yet, if the time came

where it was, like...

Maybe we're in Baja right now,

and the opportunity
presented itself...

Me and Rebecca?

- The door was closed on that?
- Yeah.

So the door is cracking now?

Okay, so we either have
mimosas or tequila.

What do you want?
Something stronger?

- No, we'll go...
- We'll go mimosas.

I remember I used to have

the craziest crush on Rebecca.

I mean, seem to be having

a good time in there, so...
we'll see.

Everybody's supposed to come
shopping?

- Not everybody.
- So it's us,

- Myami, and Robb with two Bs.
- Robb. Double B.

- A.Q..
- Becky, Bri.

- Petiri and them coming?
- I think so.

Oh, so they about to have

a little double date here
while we out.

Y'all should stop watching us.

- You're making me nervous.
- I know, it's very awkward.

[car honking]

- ♪ Who brought the sauce? ♪
- ♪ I brought the sauce ♪


- ♪ Who made the sauce? ♪
- ♪ I made the sauce ♪


♪ What's in the sauce? ♪

- ♪ I am the sauce ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪


♪ Don't tell me
you've tasted ♪


♪ Anything like this ♪

♪ Don't tell me you felt
this fire ♪


Add that to the tab, A.Q..

♪ Sexy body, lover
rapping on you ♪


♪ Yeah, you're rapping
all off ♪


♪ Hold up, wait ♪

♪ Don't take this
for granted, baby ♪


[chuckles]

♪ I'm the one
with the magic, babe ♪


- [all cheering]
- Shot o'clock.

What? [Chuckles]

- Who would have thought?
- Who would have thought?

Look at us now.

♪ I got the recipe
It 100 degrees ♪


You the best-looking
piece of art in here.

- Stop it.
- You're making me shy.

For real.

♪ My love, my love ♪

♪ I'll have you begging
for my love ♪


♪ My love ♪

They thought they was
the only couple out here.

This is Black love,
ladies and gentlemen.

On display.

Oh, there you go, bro. Look.

Oh, yeah, I need that.

Can we try the hat?

Give me two of those.
[chuckles]

This store ain't big enough

for the both of us, my boy.

Hey, man, watch out for my hat.

This is big hat energy, bro.

♪ Get your hands off,
hands off ♪


♪ Who got
that m*therf*cking sauce? ♪


- Love it.
- I love it.

- Yes.
- I love it.

Ooh.

- Here we go.
- I have to lift you up.

[giggles] Yay, thank you.

I'm really happy
Petiri is here with me.


It feels like I haven't seen
him in forever,

even though, like,
I literally saw him

just a few weeks ago.

We missed you guys
last night, though.

I'm happy you guys are here now.

We got some rookies here too.

But not in terms of vacationing,

in terms of, like, you know,
new situations, right?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, you know? So...

I know kind of, sort of,
what's going on over here,

but Myami,
what's going on over here?

We're still trying
to figure things out.

You're sounding
a little nervous!

- I know.
- I ain't never seen you

- like this, Myami.
- I know.

- What's going on?
- [both giggle]

- It caught my attention.
- [laughs]

From my vantage point,
I was just applying pressure.

- Okay.
- You know what I'm saying?

You see what you want,
you go get it.

- Right.
- Exactly. Uh-uh.

It ain't no reason to play.

Now, look at us now in Mexico.

- Right?
- Are you guys cool

with long distance?

'Cause I know y'all live
on the East Coast.

- Yeah, definitely.
- How... how does that work?

I think it takes extra effort.

- Communication.
- Like, you...

Communication, 1000%,

which we could definitely
do better at,

but, like, you need
to put in effort

to make that person feel special

from across the country, okay?

And my love language is really,
like, words of affirmation.

- So, like, I like to hear...
- Mm-hmm.

- That you love me.
- And so it's like,

it's not terrible,
but it could always be better.

You know, like,
I would always prefer

to be in the same city.

It's definitely annoying.

But I think
for the right person,

- it's worth it.
- She's definitely worth it.

- For sure.
- I just want someone

that is, I feel like,
obsessed with me.

Same.

Really into me

and has, you know,
real intentions.

So is that what you are on
these days? Like...

I'm not gonna waste my time
or yours, so...

- Okay.
- I appreciate that.

I don't know about y'all, too,

- but I need physical touch.
- Okay.

And so are we waiting
to have sex?

Have you guys already done it?

You know, what's up?

[chuckles] I'm curious.

- That's very personal.
- I don't care.

- This is my best friend.
- Yeah, like, I'm...

I'm very open about my sex life.

I am actually celibate
right now.

Okay.

Me and A.Q. had fun
last night,


but just because I can do

my own thing in my own room

doesn't mean that's
what went down.

I'm celibate
because I'm very choosy

with my private parts.

Until a man loves me out loud,

he is just a friend,

and I do not f*ck my friends.

I like to have somebody's mind
before I have their body.

I'm a sexual person,

but I'm not willing
to exchange energy

with, like, just any
and everybody.

- How does...
- How's that gonna work

with Myami being celibate?

- Hey, yo.
- What's the deal?

Got us some shots.
You feelin' me?

Oh, not with the f*cking hat on.

- Make some room.
- Hey, guys.

What's the vibe looking like?

You're very festive around here.

- Hey, man.
- If anybody know

how to make an entrance,
it is P'Jae.

What are we cheer sing to then?

You came in with the alcohol.
Give us a toast.

It's a lot of love out here
it seems.

- Whole lotta love.
- Lot of... lot of pairs,

lot of couples out here, so...

all: Cheers!

Let's get to it.

- Let's get to it.
- Kyle and P'Jae,

you guys are, like,
completely different.

So, Becky, do you have a type?

- Are we?
- I feel like...

- You're ridiculous.
- You might not even know

neither one of us to say that.

My type is just
a man that respects me.

And if you don't respect me,

then you won't be
in my life anymore.

And I think
that's what we see here, so...

- See?
- That was a simple answer.

- It's fine.
- There we go.

So you're
currently single right now?

- Mm-hmm.
- You're seeing

somebody treat Becky
a lot better

than you treated her, so...

[laughs nervously]

And so how does it feel,
you know, I do have to ask,

you know.

- I'm happy she's happy.
- Okay.

- You sound a little bothered.
- [chuckles]

- That's nice.
- That's nice to say.

- You got taste, though.
- 'Cause I love her now, like...

- I appreciate that.
- Yeah.

Honestly, I'm just catching
wind of this right now, so...

Those questions made me sweaty.

I'm like... [hums]
Very nerv...

I'm sorry.

No, don't feel any type of way.

- Okay.
- It's cool.

Of course Robb is messy

and puts me on blast
in front of Kyle,

but I appreciate P'Jae saying

that he just wants
me to be happy.

You want more onion ring?

♪ I got that moola, moola ♪

♪ Queso, queso ♪

♪ Camouflage money ♪

♪ They can't see my bankroll,
nah ♪


♪ I be whippin', whippin' ♪

♪ Django, Django ♪

♪ Smooth ♪

♪ Blame it on the Jame-o ♪

Okay, y'all ready
to get serviced and pampered?

This is my favorite part so far.

- Is this your...
- Your first pedicure?

- Second.
- Second in life.

- Are you f*cking kidding me?
- Second, brother.

How often do you get a pedicure?

At least, like, once
every two or three weeks

- or something like that.
- Oh, this sh*t like a haircut.

Sometimes you just gotta get
these barracudas hit.

Have you been enjoying
the trip so far?

Hell yeah, bro.

I've been, just, you know,
controlling my vibrations.

So did you and P'Jae have
any convos or anything?

- No, we haven't.
- You know what I mean?

He's kind of just been acting
like it really never happened.

- Ah, I see.
- Bro, why did you tell him

that we was talking sh*t
about him, bro?

I'm not gonna lie, bro, like...

Like, you know
he wasn't gonna like that, bro.

Yeah, I mean, it was kind of
to make a point.

Like, bro, it just...
If you get weird,

I'm gonna say something,
you know what I mean?

And in the same situation, bro,

like, shoe was
on the other foot, bro,

I wouldn't be mad
if I did something weird

and somebody got on me, bro.

Like, I hold myself
to the same standard, bro.

You know what I mean, like...
You know?

I was just taken aback, bro.

And I felt that.

So I apologize, if...
You know what I mean...

If I did spoil your comedy show.

I don't know.
I'm... I don't...

I'm a sensitive person, bro.

But I feel like I do be
insensitive sometimes.

- To some... yeah, yeah.
- You know what I mean?

To a certain extent
because I'm just so, like,

trapped in my perspective
and being me

that I don't take others
in consideration.

I appreciate Jaylenn
apologizing to me


and making sure our friendship
is kind of squared away.

But I still think he should
apologize to P'Jae.

If Jayleen just apologizes,
maybe things could get better,

and I won't be stuck
in the middle

- between them two.
- Thank you so much.

You are a goddess
with those f*cking hands.

- [both chuckle]
- That was awesome.

- Oh, man.
- Oh, it just got flyer.

My brother.

- You look like you in Brazil.
- What's up?

- You feel me?
- If you don't come

- and grab this spot...
- Thank you so much.

- How does it feel?
- What's up, brother?

She gonna take care of you.

- Yeah?
- She gonna take care of you.

- Oh.
- How're you feeling, Marcus?

Man, I come in the kitchen,

it's a AAU team in here.

- [all laugh]
- Yo.

- Yo.
- I like that.

Extra dudes?
What's that about?

n*gg*s look like they a tomahawk

and windmill and that sh*t, dog.

- No, well, what...
- Yeah, I didn't know

y'all had extra dudes
so that was the whole...

Listen, we in Mexico.

Whoever is single, that's my...
That was the plan.

You know what I mean?
But, now, like,

Becky looked good last night.
Bri looked good.

Myami looked go... I didn't know
she had an a*s like that.

- [laughs] Bro.
- I didn't even know.

You are so sick.

- Myami's speed...
- I like how she talk back.

- Yes.
- Like, her whole, like...

- [grunts]
- I like her spice.

She got the game, for sure.

- She cool, though.
- I mean, I know she was ki...

I mean, she's single.
She doing...

I know my boy A.Q.
kind of on that,

but it's like, she's single,
I'm single, you know?

I'm just trying to get in
where I fit in.

- Test the waters.
- Test the waters.

- Or spinning that wheel.
- Wherever sh*t land.

You know what I mean? Ay.

- You know, test the water...
- I can swim a little bit.

♪ I put the new Forgis
on the jeep ♪


♪ I trap until
the bloody bottoms ♪


♪ Is underneath ♪

all:
♪ 'Cause all my n*gg*s got ♪

♪ It out in the streets ♪

♪ I keep a hundred racks
inside my jeans ♪

♪ I remember hittin'
the mall ♪


♪ With the whole team ♪

♪ Now a n*gga can't answer
calls ♪


♪ 'Cause I'm balling ♪

♪ I was waking up getting
racks in the morning ♪


all: ♪ I was broke,
now I'm rich ♪

♪ These n*gg*s salty ♪

♪ All this designer
on my body got me ♪


♪ Drip, drip, ay ♪

♪ Straight up out the Yajects
I'm a big Crip ♪


♪ If I got a pint of lean,
I'ma sip, sip ♪


♪ I run the racks up
with my queen ♪


♪ Like London and Nip ♪

♪ I put the new Forgis
on the Jeep ♪


- But, now, how you feeling?
- Like, we on vacation,

and my boy A.Q...
How you liking the vibe?

Your skin's glowing.
You look happy.

Look at you.

♪ Now a n*gga can't
answer calls ♪


♪ 'Cause I'm balling ♪

♪ I was waking up getting
racks in the morning ♪


♪ I was broke, now I'm rich
these n*gg*s salty ♪


If ever I was out of line,
just let me know.

Oh, you know, I will never
have a problem with that.

- All right, cool.
- 'Cause we got that same rapport

- like...
- Yeah.

You wanna talk that sh*t,
I'ma talk mine.

Absolutely. As you should.

If you don't talk that sh*t...
You good?

- That's why we're here.
- And I'ma tell you.

You looked good last night.

♪ I was broke, now I'm rich,
these n*gg*s salty ♪


♪ [singing in Spanish] ♪

♪ ♪

- All right, so talk to me.
- Talk to me.

I'm thinking we should just put

- a tote bag on each seat.
- Okay.

We can put the sea moss
right next to the tote bags.

I recruited Kyle to help me

put together
a nice little brunch

for all of our friends
here in Baja.

I wanted to give them
a lot of my products

because I just really want
this trip to be all about,

you know, feeling
like our best selves.

And that's what Good For You
is all about.


But I would be lying if I said

I didn't ask him
to be alone together right now

just so I can address
the whole P'Jae situation.

Did you enjoy last night?

I thought last night was fun.

Now that I'm settled
and I know everybody...

Yeah.

I felt like at the lunch,
it was a little awkward

when Robb, of course, brought up

the whole P'Jae situation.

- Yeah, um...
- I felt bad.

Maybe would have benefited
from knowing a little bit.

I low-key thought you knew,
but that's on me.

I have a problem
with not just having

important, awkward
conversations.

Like, I kind of avoid them.

So I think that might have
just been on me,

- so I just want to apologize.
- Don't.

But I just want to thank you

for just handling it gracefully

- and... understanding.
- Was that something, like,

more recent?
Was it, like,

a long-term thing, or...

Um, it was, honestly, like,
last year.

- Mm.
- Yeah.

And it wasn't serious at all.

Like, that wasn't my man
or anything.

Like, not a specific title
or something like that.

- No.
- That's one of the reasons

why I wanted
to have this brunch,

because, obviously,
a lot of things go down

in this friend group.

And I just feel like
we need to do some healing.

- Morning.
- Hi.

Good morning.

What up, folks?

- Hey, y'all.
- Good morning.

Y'all good?
This looks beautiful.

Yeah, what you got
going on over here?

Does the sea moss help
with my hangover?

Yes, it will.

It's a natural deodorizer,
like...

Briana has been using it
for a long time,

and she doesn't smell anymore
when she sweats.

- I don't wear deodorant.
- She doesn't wear deodorant.

- Word?
- Don't tell anybody.

- But I'm never musty, though.
- You didn't even notice.

- Didn't notice.
- That means this sh*t works.

- [chuckles]
- It works.

- Damn.
- Now this is a spread.

- Chic robe.
- What's up, what's up?

Marcus, you ain't getting
no b*tches, huh?

- Oh.
- Crazy.

'Cause ain't no
extra b*tches here, though.

- That's what I mean.
- [laughs]

There's no extra women here
for you to be on,

so I just said
he ain't getting no b*tches.

- Oh, okay.
- Mm-hmm.

I don't want nothing
to get confused.

[laughter]

- Good morning.
- What up, what up?

- Oh, got the food laid out?
- It's like oils.

What's up, what's up, what's up?

- Hi, Rebecca, how're you doing?
- Hi, good.

I ain't gonna hold on, though.

- 'Cause I lit this sh*t up.
- Yup.

- Jerrold!
- Hey, yo.

- Morning.
- Yo, what's good?

- Morning, morning.
- What it do, what it do?

Jerrold, Cheryl is coming today?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yay.

- Are we... is that still...
- Okay, bet.

- Yes.
- We already got somebody

doing count on females,

so we need
some more females here.

Yeah, we should have told her
to bring a home girl.

Briana basically said
it's a shortage of b*tches.

[laughter]

- Supply chain issues.
- [laughs]

♪ I wanna see you work it ♪

♪ Big moves on the circuit ♪

♪ Yeah, everybody know
that you're perfect, work it ♪


♪ Bada-boom
when you twerk it ♪


♪ Girl you're perfect ♪

- Are your ears covered?
- Our ears are you.

Chocolate melts in the sun.

- That's what they say.
- Okay?

- I hate that.
- How you say that in Spanish?

Caliente,
or you can say "muy calor"

when you're talking
about the weather.

- Calor.
- You're fine and bilingual?

- Sometimes.
- That's right?

So how are you feeling?

I feel okay.

Now, I do feel like I went

a little bit hard,

you know, when I first met
everyone,

but I just wasn't feeling
their vibe.

You told me stories
about them being messy

and weird, so, I mean,

hopefully,
that doesn't look too bad,

but I just wasn't f*cking
with them.

I really appreciate that,

because it's
the whole "turn right" thing

'cause when one
f*cking has an issue,

they all attack.

It's like a hierarchy thing,
right?

- Yes.
- Okay.

If you can't have beef
with just one person,

when you beef with one,
you beef with all,

so it's kind of like,
y'all know me.

Don't say that I brought you
for a*mo.

No, I'm my own sh**ter.

I don't play about certain sh*t.

Rob has heard
a lot of drama from me,

but now, he's witnessing it
for himself.

Be careful what you ask for.

You guys keep speaking on
about accountability

and how everybody
should have it.

We're gonna give it to you,

and then we're gonna add
a little more spice to it.

Okay, so did you peep the fact

that Marcus was low-key
trying to slide in with me?

He made it, like, clear
that he was f*cking with you.

Yeah, but did he make that
clear to his friend?

- Who, A.Q.?
- Yeah.

Ain't nobody worrying about him.

So which one you...
Who we leaning towards?

[laughs]

- It's like, uh-huh, boy.
- Hey, sh*t.

- [laughs] Yay.
- Next.

♪ [singing in Spanish] ♪

- Woop, woop, woop.
- Hey!

- They made it.
- Hello.

It's a party.

- Welcome to our casa.
- Aw!

- Hey, get a room, get a room.
- Get a room.

Damn.
[laughter]

It is a party now.

- How was your flight?
- It was good.

Things are pretty rough
right now


between Keilan and I.

His attention is just elsewhere.

You know, him and Jerrold got
their own attention

and it's a lot of
distractions around.

I wanna gives hugs and kisses,

I want to be with my boo
out of town,


so I hope he gets it,
'cause I know I'm a queen,

but I need his actions
to show that as well.

I wanna go get dressed.

I wanna go watch you
get undressed

before you get dressed.

- Okay.
- I'll be a little late

to the beach.
[chuckling]

[smooth electronic music]

♪ ♪

- I'm athletic!
- Okay!

♪ ♪

Ooh, get it, get it!

- [cheering]
- Yes!

♪ ♪

- You going to the...
- To the light?

- What's we playing?
- Downs, right?

- Yeah!
- I got Jerrold!

[clapping] Yeah!

- P'Jae!
- Y'all n*gg*s is tired, huh?

Hike, n*gga!

Go!

♪ ♪

Oh, we got him, we got him.

They're getting intense.

Baja is a couples'-a*s trip.

This is why
I don't understand men, okay?

You have some fine-a*s,
beautiful women over here,

and y'all care more
about high school grudges


and throwing this f*cking ball.

Like, look at us.
This a bae-cation.

Pay attention to us.

I need better!

Quicker feet, baby,
quicker feet!

I need somebody screen Jerrold.

I'ma go for touchdown.
[laughter]

- Look at Keilan.
- Look at Keilan.

Go wide, go wide!

[all exclaiming]

Thought we was out here
having fun playing football,

but Keilan tryna line up
in front of me

like he's taking this
a little serious.

And I don't know if he's
holding a little grudge,

but if that's what
he wants to do,


then that's what we can do.

Here!

Hike!

Up top!

All: Oh!

- Let's go!
- Let's go, Jerrold! Get it!

I got it!

You doing a'ight down there?

I'm so faded.

[cheering and laughter]

♪ ♪

[cheering indistinctly]

- Keilan!
- Going up.

Don't k*ll all of it, okay?

- Looking real rusty.
- f*ck, I'm tired as f*ck, man.

My boo is out here
out of breath.

He's irritated.

He gets scored on,

so of course it's
a little shock to his ego.

Hey, baby.
You okay?

- [spits]
- Don't throw up.

What is this?

Too much energy
is being directed to Jerrold

and the tension that they have

when really,
this need to be about us.

That's all I got.

- Then let's f*cking go, n*gga!
- [laughing]

f*ck wrong with n*gg*s?

It's not giving vacation.

It's giving everything else.

- Let's go!
- Come on, baby!

- I'm the n*gga!
- Let's go!

♪ ♪

- Hey, baby.
- What's up, baby?

What you liking?

Just some work sh*t.

For our teammates' licenses
and sh*t.

How did you feel on the beach

doing that full
football workout?

'Cause you were looking
a little old.

[laughing]
A little washed.

Listen,
let me tell you something.

- I need to start my cardio.
- [laughing]

ASAP.

I was gassed out there.

That's what the sand does,
though.

That's why they say those
are the best workouts.

The n*gg*s
had me running sprints

and doing jukes and sh*t
on the m*therf*cking sand

like I was f*cking Randy Moss.

- [chuckles]
- The f*ck?

You gotta get it together.

Nah, I gotta get
it all together,

for real, for real, because
I'm not going out there sad

- like that again.
- Give me a ride, too,

'cause I haven't worked out
since I've been here.

I'ma work you out, baby.

[laughs]

Work you out all trip.

What you wanna work on?

- My whole body.
- That's the real question.

My entire body.

Then I'ma work it out.

I'm glad you're here, you know?

I missed you.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

What you thinking about?

I'm just wondering
what you packed.

Packed everything
that I needed to pack, babe.

Yeah?

To be more specific,

I'm wondering

what you brought for us.

What do you mean,
what I brought for you?

I wanna get a little intimate,

but I wanna make sure it's safe.

I'm not gonna move forward
with Keilan

in any sexual way
without protection.

But because his actions
don't follow suit

with the conversations
we've had,

I'm just going to have
to move to celibate Candiss.

You hear me when I talk to you
about that kind of stuff?

Nah, I don't know
if I like that.

Just understand,
access can be denied.

Hmm.

[singing in Spanish]

♪ ♪

Let me help you in.

Ooh, watch your step.

- Let me get the water.
- Sorry.

Whoa, Myami 305.

Thank you for joining me.

You know.

Having my little me time,
but, you know...

- A.Q. is knocked out.
- Marcus is in the Jacuzzi.

I'm in a bathing suit.

I mean, who would I be

to leave somebody lonely
and wet?

How you liking Mexico so far?

Last time I checked,
you're single, right?

But is it like,
are you talking to the men?

Or what's your deal with A.Q.?

'Cause that's my boy,
first and foremost.

You don't feel the... okay.

Oh, that's Q?

He just like he had a long day.

Oh. Oh...

- Yeah.
- That was spicy.

I like that.

- Okay.
- Spicy Myami?

- Yeah.
- Ooh.

So basically, I need to come
a little bit closer.

'Cause I can't hear you, and...

I wanna apply that pressure
to come in closer.

So say that one more time.

Yeah?

Hey, now.

- To Baja.
- To the rest of Baja.

I like that.

- Spicy Myami.
- Yes.

You wanna get out?

After you.

Oh!

[soft percussive music]

♪ ♪

You're riding up
your thing, too.

♪ ♪

Yeah, I got it.

- Wanna go into the sauna?
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

♪ Pick it up,
drop it, let it go ♪


♪ Pick it up, drop it,
let it go ♪


Good morning, ladies!

Y'all cute.

Good morning, friends.

- Good morning, friend.
- Good morning, boo-boo.

- Cheers!
- Pretty in pink.

- Love you.
- Yee!

What you guys talking about?

- The messiness of yesterday.
- [shrieks]

- I just saw a...
- Big bug.

Stay still.

It's gone.

I just have to move
my booty meat up.

- I'm dead.
- Like, it literally moved up.

[shrieks] [all laugh]

Okay.

Ooh, you got the Des Vignes on.

All: Yes!

Wait, so you know
Cheryl has, like,

her bikinis in a shop now?

We went with her to go see it.

It was beautiful.

'Cause when we were at her shop,

like, trying on the bikinis,

what she was saying is, like,

she just wanted to make sure
Jerrold was cool with you

because, obviously, like,
that's her boyfriend,

and she feels like you guys

do need to have a conversation,

but she just was basing
her energy with you

off of Jerrold,
so it's just like...

I think you guys should speak.

I don't wanna, like, speak
for anyone else,

but she just was like...

They're both still bothered
by the sociopath comment

and, you know, like,
the hierarchy

of the friend group.

I personally feel

like I've been putting in
the work.

Like, I know you want
an apology,

but there's really nothing
for me to apologize for.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, f*ck that sh*t.

This whole year, everyone
telling me about myself,

and... I ain't even trying
to get emotional.

[tense music]

- No, it's okay.
- It's okay.

- It's okay, boo.
- But it's just like,

now you're thinking about it

and you're second-guessing
yourself

and your friendships and...

We just want you to know,

you do not have
to second-guess...

- No.
- Anything.

I'm just trying so hard.

- I know.
- I know.

My friends are my family,

but I feel like there's sh*t
that they keep bringing up

that I've constantly been
explaining myself for,

and I really feel
like I'm gonna lose my friends

because they're not trying
to meet me where I'm at,

and so I don't really know
who's in the right.

Is it my criticizers,
or is it my home girls?

Don't let that sh*t affect you,

'cause you know
we're f*cking solid.

You are the best friend, b*tch.

Like, you didn't plan this,
but, like, you've planned

every single other thing
you've done.

Like, we really rely on you
for everything,

and it's just like,

f*ck what they say.

Like, they're not
in our immediate friend group.

Like, stop second-guessing
yourself,

because you are a great friend.

And people who are not
in this friend group...

Like, they don't...
Their opinions

do not f*cking matter.

Like, if you spoke
to every single one

of your close circle,

like, b*tch, we love you,
and we have no complaints.

So, like, f*ck that, okay?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

♪ Cutta we rich ♪

♪ I remember we was sliding
back to back inside a Focus ♪


♪ That Ferrari jump too fast
and I can't focus ♪


Ty's been going
on an apology tour,


and it seems that she missed
my stop.

And everything that Robb
with two Bs said at dinner,

we really just need
to hash this sh*t out.

Tylynn got on TV

and called me a sociopath,

and now every m*therf*cker
thinks it's okay

to call me that sh*t.

She owes me an apology

for calling me a sociopath.

♪ Why y'all ain't help me? ♪

♪ When I was down bad
why y'all ain't help me? ♪


Yo, yo.

What's going on?

- Nothing much.
- What's going on with you?

I feel like we both know
that there's a conversation

been needing to have
for a little while.

We're at dinner,
and I see, like,

how easy it is for someone
like Robb with two Bs

to pull up to the table
and be like,

"Oh, you're Mr. Sociopath."

It really hurt me,

and I know that, you know,

it's something that
we kind of talked about

but we kind of brushed
under the table

at the same time.

I felt like there was an apology

that I was owed
that I never got.

You apologized to Bri
for everything that happened

at the Buttrd by Bri event.

Rob got an apology for the way

in which you said some
of the things

that you said to Rob.

I feel like I never got
that apology.

I heard that you said that
you feel like there's a...

I have a hierarchy
in my friendship.

I don't have a hierarchy
in my friendship.

What it comes down to
is that we all have

a level of respect
for each other,

and we ride for each other,
no matter what

the circumstance,

but my friends do call me out,
right or wrong,

But I'm never putting
any of my friends

in position where they feel like

they can't be their full selves
around me.

It all comes down to loyalty,
and I feel like

I don't know
what the f*ck happened,

but it's not the same anymore.

During the group chat,

you had a conversation
with Cheryl

and pretty much said you
didn't give a f*ck about me.

Jaylenn's a grown man.

- You're a grown...
- Yeah.

They'll figure it out.

Tylynn is not his mother.

I don't need to go tell her,
like, "Hey."

She already knows that happened.

Probably, yeah,
and even if she doesn't,

like, I don't really care.

After watching
what came out with your...

conversation with Cheryl,

how you pretty much said
you didn't give a f*ck

about how I felt,

that has been

a lingering trigger for me
with you.

I just felt like...

you didn't give a f*ck about me.

Like, I don't even, like,

really, genuinely, know
who you are anymore.

It's kind of petty,
and I'm really tired

of this sh*t.

I don't understand
why Ty can't apologize.

Like, it's really not that hard,

especially if you say
you wanna continue

to be friends with me,
but I'm starting to feel

like that's not how
she feels anymore.

To say that I'm a sociopath

in that moment or not...

That's what I feel
like I deserve an apology for.

[spacey hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

Action.

Whoo!

f*cking goddess.

Whoo!

- Whoo!
- Thank you, baby.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

A.Q. and Myami.

[laughs weakly]