07x04 - The Daily Glo

[bunniefuu]

[Gloria] Places!

[laughing]

[squealing]

Woo-hoo!

[laugh]

[yawn]

[laugh]

[Gloria] One, two,
three, four, five six.

Today's the day I perfect
the Twist 'n Flip.

I can feel it in my hooves!

One, Two, three!

Woo-hoo! Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah, I did it!

Did anybody see that?

[Lucia] Yes!

That was the most incredible,

- spectacular, fantastic...
- [Gloria] Lucia.

[Lucia] amazing sandwich
I've ever tasted!

[Gloria] Oh. You're asleep.

I'll tell the chimps!

Pickles! Dave!
I've got big news!

[Pickles] Wow! I'm impressed!

That's your best
score yet, Dave!

My turn!

[screaming]

[Pickles] Strike! Woo-hoo!

[sigh]

- [Alex] Awesome!
- [Gloria] Uh?

[Alex] Uh, if you
wanna play tic tac toe,

- you gotta call next game.
- [Melman] I've been here for 3 hours!

- [Marty] 3 minutes.
- [Melman] Sure!

[Gloria] I'm not
trying to play, I...

[Ant'ney] Incoming!

[groaning]

- Hiya, kids! I've got great news!
- [Marty] What is it, Ant'ney?

[Melman] You have our
complete and total attention.

[Ant'ney] I just heard a
joke and laughed so hard,

birdseed came out of my nose!

- [Melman] Tell us!
- [Marty] Sounds amazing!

[Ant'ney] Okay, so three
pigeons walk into a diner

and one of them says...

[Gloria] Huh? Coral! I'll
tell you my good news.

You would never ignore me,
or interrupt me, or do...

Huh?

You too, Coral?

♪ It's a wild, wild world ♪

♪ And it's calling our name ♪

♪ It's a jungle out there ♪

♪ So let's get on our way ♪

♪ To have fun
Through the tunnel ♪

♪ See the big, big city ♪

♪ Everybody get ready ♪

♪ Get ready! ♪

♪ Time to go a little wild ♪

♪ We can go a million miles ♪

♪ Can I get a "Hey, oh!" ♪

♪ Can I get a "Let's go!" ♪

♪ On a journey, all smiles ♪

♪ Time to go a little wild! ♪♪

[Marty] It's my turn!

[Gloria] Can you
believe them, Coral?

It's like I'm invisible.

[Mary-Sue] Hiya, Kate!

Are you excited?
Cuz I'm excited!

[giggle]

[Kate] You bet I am, Mary-Sue.

[Ant'ney] Mary-Sue?

Did somethin' news-worthy
happen that I don't know about?

[Mary-Sue] Thanks,
Kate, for joining me

on The Scoop with Mary-Sue,

my new radio show
that covers the latest

and greatest current
events here in NYC!

[Gloria] Kate's gonna be famous?

[Melman] She's always
been famous in my heart.

[Mary-Sue] I love to meet
interesting New Yorkers

and get the story
behind the story.

Kate of A Little Wild
Habitat... What's your story?

[Kate] Here at A Little
Wild, my day usually starts

by waking up some very
special residents:

Melman, Marty, Alex, and...

[Mary-Sue] Sorry
to interrupt, Kate,

but could we switch
gears for a moment?

Something on your
screen caught my eye.

Could you tell my listeners
about that adorable picture?

[Kate] Oh, that's a
Brazilian three-toed sloth!

My mom was pregnant with me
when that picture was taken.

[Mary-Sue] You don't say! So your
mother is an animal lover, too?

[Kate] She's an
animal rehabilitator.

She travels the world and finds

hurt or sick animals in the wild

and takes care of them until
they're ready to return

to their natural habitat,
just like I do here!

[Mary-Sue] Fascinating!

[Kate] In fact, a few minutes

after she returned this
sloth back to its tree,

my mom gave birth to me,
right there in the rainforest!

[Mary-Sue] Now that is a scoop!

I guess you've always
been "A Little Wild!"

[laughing]

[Gloria] Hum...

[Alex] Mary-Sue's new show is even
better than the Nature Channel!

I wonder who she'll
interview next.

[Ant'ney] We never woulda
known Kate was born in the wild

if it weren't for Mary-Sue.

She sure knows how to
find the best story!

[Marty] She could make
anything interesting.

I could listen to
her talk about socks!

[Melman] Me too!
Socks are fascinating.

[Alex] Well, whatever
story she's telling,

she sure has my attention.

[Gloria] That's it!

Humans love news shows
about other humans,

so I bet animals would love a
news show about other animals.

[Melman] I would! Too bad there
is no news show for animals.

[Gloria] There could be!

Then everyone would
finally listen to me.

- [all] Huh?
- [Gloria] Uh, I mean, it.

- [Marty]Are you saying...?
- [Gloria] Tonight,

I'm putting on a news
show called... The Glo!

By animals, for animals.

I'll uncover juicy
habitat stories,

just like Mary-Sue!

[Pedro] Did I hear
there's a new show?

[Gloria] Pedro and Pilar?
Care to be my first guests?

[Pedro] It would be an honor!

- [Melman] Awesome!
- [Marty] Sounds fun!

[Ant'ney] It's gonna be so
awesome I can't even wait for it!

[Gloria] A Little
Wild, get ready to Glo!

[snoring]

[Gloria] The coast is clear.

[humming]

[clears throat]

[Gloria] Hey there,
A Little Wild!

Welcome to The Glo!

I'm Gloria, and tonight,
I'll be interviewing

some of my favorite wild animals

for the latest and
greatest habitat news!

Please welcome two of
my favorite dancers:

Pilar and Pedro!

[Pilar] Thank you for
having us, Gloria!

[Gloria] Thanks for
coming! Let's begin...

[yawn]

[Pilar] Would you like us
to tell you how we started

- salsa dancing together?
- [Gloria] Yes! Good.

Please tell us that.

[Pilar] Well, Pedro and I
first met in a tall pine tree.

Or was it a palm tree, oh,
no, I think it was a shrub...

[Pedro] Or could
have been a vine

or even a potted plant!

[Gloria] I'm losing them!

[Mary-Sue] Can we switch
gears for a moment?

[Gloria] Sorry to
interrupt you, Pilar,

but could we switch
gears to, um...

Huh? That!

- [Pedro] This?
- [Gloria] Yes, Pedro,

please tell us about this
mysterious goo on your tail.

[Pedro] Just a little
mishap from earlier today.

It's a wild story.

[Gloria] It is?
Well, go on then!

[Pedro] Pilar and I were flying
around rehearsing our salsa,

when a fire truck came
screeching around the corner,

and stopped on the
street below us.

[Gloria] Shocking!

A building was on fire?

[Pilar] Yes! And a man
was calling for help

- from the top floor.
- [Pedro] The firefighters

held out a safety net
ten stories below.

The man jumped out
of the window, and...

[gasping]

[Gloria] What happened next?

[Pilar] As he jumped towards the
net we leapt out of the way...

[Pedro] And I fell right onto
a little boy's ice cream cone.

And that is how I got
pistachio ice cream...

- [Pilar] On his butt!
- [Pedro] My butt!

[laughing]

[Gloria] Wow! Talk
about a hot story,

or should I say, cool tale?

[laughing]

Thanks for tuning in, friends!

I'm Gloria, and
that was The Glo.

[Ronathan] Gloria! We
just had to tell you

how much we loved your show.

[Gloria] You
listened to my show?

[Ziggy] Over the loudspeaker,
we couldn't miss it!

- When's the next interview?
- [Gloria] The next one?

I hadn't really
thought about that.

[Lou] We could listen to
your interviews for hours.

[Ziggy] Yeah, like every night!

[Gloria] Then... tune
in to The Daily Glo!

Next episode, tomorrow night!

[Ziggy] Yes!

I hope the next episode
is even juicier!

[Gloria] Oh, I'll
make sure it is!

[Bill] Morning, sunshine!

I can't wait for tonight's show.

[gasp]

[Gloria] Oh, um. Thanks, Bill!

- I appreciate the enthusiasm.
- [Bill] I missed yesterday's show,

but Odie told me that Lucia
told them that Ronathan said

that tonight's episode
is gonna be big.

We will all be listening. Ciao!

[sigh]

- [Melman] Morning, Gloria!
- [Alex] Are you okay?

[Gloria] I'm great!

The whole zoo's gonna listen
to The Daily Glo tonight!

[Marty] Awesome! Who's
gonna be tonight's guest?

[Gloria] I hadn't
really thought about it.

How does Mary-Sue
keep her audience

entertained show after show?

[Pickles] Pshh, she
doesn't do it alone!

I heard Mary-Sue on
the phone yesterday,

she has a whole
team of reporters

who find the best
stories for her.

[Gloria] If I'm gonna
keep The Daily Glo going,

I'll need all the
help I can get.

What do you say?

Care to be my
investigative reporters?

- [Melman] Of course!
- [Alex] Sounds fun!

- [Marty] We're on it!
- [Gloria] Time to Glo!

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Let's get to know Each other ♪

♪ It's exciting ♪

♪ There is so much
For us to discover ♪

♪ Tell me everything ♪

♪ Don't hold back on me ♪

♪ What's new? ♪

♪ I wanna talk about it ♪

♪ Wanna know you ♪

♪ What's your favorite
memory Let's recount it ♪

♪ We don't have to stop ♪

♪ Let's just talk and talk ♪

♪ Tell me, tell me
What's your story? ♪

♪ Take me through
Every twist and turn ♪

♪ There is just so
much I wanna learn ♪

♪ So, let's just let
The conversation flow ♪

♪ Uh, it's your story
All I wanna know ♪

♪ Uh, oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Uh, oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I wanna know ♪♪

[Gloria] Thanks for
listening. That's our show.

Wanna be in the know?

Tune in tomorrow
to The Daily Glo!

[Melman] Gloria! You're
the talk of the whole zoo!

[Alex] Yeah, you
really know how to...

[shivers]

- Pace nervously?
- [Marty] Is everything okay?

[Melman] You should be
celebrating! Your show's a hit!

[Alex] Yeah, you've interviewed
every single animal in the zoo!

[Gloria] Exactly. They've
told all their best stories.

I don't have a single
guest lined up for tonight.

I'm gonna have to
cancel the show.

[Lucia] Hola, amigos!

[all] Lucia!

[Lucia] Just want to say
how much I love The Glo.

I cleared my yoga schedule
to listen in tonight.

[Marty] Unfortunately, Lucia,

- tonight's episode is...
- [Gloria] Going to blow your mind!

It's gonna be the
best episode yet!

[Lucia] Ooh! I can't wait!

[Gloria] Now I really need
a guest for tonight's show!

[Alex] I'll be your
guest! I can talk about

how cucumbers are
great for puffy eyes!

[Marty] I can talk about
surprising animal facts,

did you know geese have a tail
feather gland that makes oil?

[Melman] I can talk
about garbage trucks!

[Gloria] Thanks, but I'm not sure
that will keep my listeners attention.

Tonight's episode has
gotta be unforgettable.

[Marty] Hmm... I've got it!

Ta-dah! Look at all the
stuff I found this week.

[Gloria] Cool! So,
what's the story?

[Marty] It's my biggest
Lost and Found haul ever!

Oh, yeah.

[Gloria] Thanks for trying, but
I'm gonna do some investigating.

Maybe the sea lions
will have a big scoop.

[Alex] I think
she's missing out,

check out these hero costumes.

- [Melman] Awesome!
- [Marty] Yeah!

[Alex] Yeah!

[Melman] Yes!

[Marty] Ready!

[all] Hiya!

[Melman] Can I be a villain?

I've always wanted
to try an evil laugh.

[scream]

[Marty] Oh, no, I'm terrified!

[laughing]

[Bill] Hello, anybody home?

What in the world?

[Melman] I'm an evil villain
and I'm here to capture

this very valuable stick!

[evil giggle]

[Bill] A villain?

[gasps]

Not a valuable stick!

[Marty] Stop, villain!
The heroes are here...

[Alex] To save the day!

[Bill] Heroes? Oh,
thank goodness!

Wait until Gloria
hears about this!

[laughing]

[Ziggy] Ah! Look! It's Gloria!

[Ronathan] We're
honored you're here!

But isn't your show
about to start?

[Gloria] I need a story!
Please tell me you have one!

The show's starting
in any minute!

[Lou] Well, today, I saw a cloud

that kinda looked
like a cotton ball...

[Bill] Gloria! You won't
believe what I just saw!

- [Gloria] You have a scoop?
- [Bill] The scoopiest scoop ever!

It's got action, good guys,
bad guys, it's got it all!

[Gloria] Sounds perfect.
Bill, you're my hero!

[Bill] Funny you
should say that...

[Gloria] It's almost showtime!

[Bill] Wanna hear my story first?
To make sure that it's Glo-worthy?

[Gloria] No time! You get
ready and I'll see you in five!

[all] Surprise!

[Marty] We know you're bummed
out about not having stories...

[Alex] We thought you'd
wanna play dress up instead.

[Melman] I've been
working on my evil laugh.

[Gloria] Uh...

Thanks, but I found a guest.

Bill's got a big
scoop. Wish me luck!

[Alex] Glo, Gloria, glo!

[Gloria] Welcome
to The Daily Glo!

Tonight's guest is
Bill the Flamingo!

So, you're here
with a big scoop.

Tell us what you saw.

[Bill] Well, you'll
never believe it,

but the habitat has
an evil villain!

[gasps]

[Gloria] A villain?

[Bill] Yes! But don't worry,
the habitat has two heroes!

[gasp]

[Melman] Heroes? At the habitat?
Woah, who do you think it is?

[Marty] They're
talking about us!

Bill confused us with
real superheroes.

[Alex] Well, then... Shh,
this is my big moment.

[Bill] They swooped
just in the nick of time

to save a very important stick
from being taken away forever!

But that villain had
the most evil laugh.

[Gloria] Huh? Evil laugh?

[evil laugh]

- [Melman] They like my evil laugh!
- [Alex] And any minute now

she'll explain it
was really you...

[Gloria] Uh, did the villain
also have a really long neck?

[Bill] No, not at all! He had a
regular-sized neck. Not unlike mine!

[gasp]

[nervous giggle]

[Gloria] Bill, I think there's
been a mistake. You see...

[Marty] Here it comes.

Gloria's gonna clear
this whole thing up

and let them know that it
was just us messin' around.

[Gloria] Uh...

[Alex] Any minute.

[nervous giggle]

[Gloria] Pardon my
interruption, Bill.

These Habitat Heroes
sound amazing!

Thanks for being on the show!

[all] Huh?

[Ronathan] Awesome show, Gloria!

[Odie] Can't wait to hear
more about the Habitat Heroes!

[Gloria] Great show, huh?
All thanks to you three!

I'm thinking the next
Habitat Heroes rescue

should be in the sea
lions' habitat so then...

[Marty] You want us to
pretend to be heroes again?

[Gloria] Huh? Of course!

Didn't you see my
audience tonight?

They loved it!

[Alex] But the Habitat
Heroes aren't real.

We were just goofing around.
We didn't mean to trick anyone.

[Gloria] It's not tricking, I
needed a story and Bill had one.

So he thought you were real
heroes, what's the harm?

[Ronathan] Someone, help! Help!

- [Gloria] What's going on?
- [Ronathan] I was going to ask

about tomorrow's
show when I found...

[Ant'ney] Somebody
get me outta here!

- [all] Ant'ney!
- [Melman] What happened?

[Ant'ney] Saw a bunny hop in here and
thought she needed help getting out,

it's what the Habitat
Heroes woulda done!

[Ant'ney] The bunny made
it out. But now I'm stuck!

[sighs]

[Marty] Don't worry, Ant'ney,
we'll get you out of there!

[groaning]

[Ant'ney] Hey! Watch the hair!

- [Marty] He's really stuck!
- [Alex] What are we gonna do?

[Ronathan] You heard Bill's
story. The Habitat Heroes

will come to the rescue!

[Ant'ney] Well, they
better come soon!

I can't feel my cloaca.

[all] Huh?

[Tunnel Rat] Oh...

[Gloria] Everything's
gonna be okay.

If they want the Habitat Heroes,

they're gonna get
the Habitat Heroes.

[Alex] How? They
aren't real, remember?

[Gloria] All you gotta do
is suit up and save Ant'ney.

It'll be perfect for
my next big scoop!

[Marty] This isn't a scoop!
Our friend needs help.

[Gloria] But my listeners...

If Alex and Marty won't
be the Habitat Heroes,

then I will!

[Ant'ney] So this is my life.

Stuck in a log.

Now I'll never get to see
the Leaning Tower of Pizza!

[Gloria] Never fear!

The Habitat Hero is here!

[all] Uh...

[Ant'ney] About time! But...

You don't look like the
heroes Bill described.

[Gloria] That is because, uh,

I am a new and
different Habitat Hero!

[Pickles] You got
this, Habitat Hero!

[Gloria] Indeed.
I, the very brave

and very real Habitat Hero,

will save this poor,
helpless pigeon!

[Ant'ney] Thank
you, Habitat Hero!

Wait, did you just
call me helpless?

[Gloria] I'll just...
Uh, reach in here.

Or maybe I can go this way...

Oh, no. No, no, no.

[Ant'ney] Woah! Easy!
Would you please stop!

[Gloria] I'm sorry, Ant'ney...

I mean, little
pigeon. Do not panic.

Everything will be just fine.

[Ant'ney] Something ain't right.

[Gloria] Uh...

I think this "hero" is actually

a villain!

[Gloria] Huh?

[gasping]

I'm no villain!

I am...

[Ant'ney] Be gone, villain!

[Gloria] Uh-oh.

[gasps]

[Pickles] Gloria?

[Ant'ney] I knew
something wasn't right,

but I did not see that coming!

[Ronathan] So let me
get this straight.

Gloria's been a Habitat
Hero this whole time?

[Pickles] Yeah,
Dave! Super awesome!

[Gloria] What? I mean, uh, yup!

I'm a hero! You can
hear all about it

on the next episode
of The Daily Glo!

[Pickles] Gloria
interviewing Gloria?

[Ronathan] We'll all get
to listen to your story,

the Habitat Hero!

[Gloria] Ah, sure will!

But first, I need a little
help to get outta here.

[Melman] You're
a "Habitat Hero."

I'm sure you can
get yourself out...

[sigh]

[Gloria] Actually, the truth
is, there are no Habitat Heroes.

What Bill saw,
that was just Alex,

Marty, and Melman playing.

[Pickles] You lied to us?

[Gloria] I didn't "lie."

I mean, I just let you
believe the heroes were real.

[groans]

Okay.

Yeah.

I lied.

I'm sorry. It's just...

I'd been feeling unheard,

overlooked, unimportant.

Doing The Daily
Glo changed that.

I wanted to keep the show
going, but didn't think I could

with stories about cucumbers
and goose feathers!

[Marty] Yeah! Goose feathers!

[both] Huh?

[Marty] Animal fun fact:
Goose feathers have

a special gland that makes
slippery, slide-y oil!

[Ant'ney] Thanks for
the news flash, Marty,

but in case you didn't
notice, I'm stuck in a log!

[Gloria] Exactly! If we
had some goose feathers,

maybe they'd help us outta here!

[Alex] C'mon! We've
got feathers to find!

[panting]

[Alex] We need your
oiliest feathers!

[Goose] Okay,
what's in it for us?

[Alex] I've got an idea.

[Melman] Thanks
for the feathers!

[Goose] Thanks
for the cucumbers!

They really are soothing.

[Ant'ney] Well, I guess
this is my home now.

Someone tell my ma I love her.

[Marty] You can
tell her yourself!

Once we get you out of there.

[laugh]

[Gloria] Phew!

[laugh]

[Ant'ney] Woo-hoo!
I'm free as a bird!

[Gloria] Guess I know what story

I'm reporting on the
Daily Glow tonight.

[Pickles] Lemme guess, you're
gonna tell your listeners

that the "Habitat
Heroes" saved the day?

[Gloria] No, I'm gonna tell
them the truth. And then...

I'll cancel The
Daily Glo for good.

- [Ronathan] What?
- [Marty] No!

[Melman] Don't cancel the show!

[Alex] We love The Daily Glo!

[Pickles] Yeah! I'd love to hear

more Habitat Hero stories,

as long as you're honest
about them being pretend.

[Ant'ney] You've got
something to say,

and you're important to us,

so it's important
that we listen.

♪

[Gloria] So

you really want me to
keep doing The Daily Glo?

- [Marty] Yes!
- [Melman] Pretty please!

[Ronathan] Absolutely!

[Gloria] Okay!

But I think I'm going
to make a few changes...

And with seconds to
spare, the Habitat Heroes

rescued the flamingo from
the bubbling volcano!

[cheering]

[Gloria] Thank you! That
was my totally pretend story

about the Habitat Heroes.
If you're looking for facts,

stay tuned for
"Melman's Truck Talk,"

followed by "Alex's
Beauty Tips."

But first, here's "Marty's
Animal Fun Facts!"

[Marty] Thanks, Gloria! Tonight,
I'll be giving you wild animals

some fun facts about chimps.

Like did you know
chimps share 98.5%

of the same DNA as humans?

- Which means...
- [Melman] I'm nervous,

are you sure your listeners
will like my Truck Talk?

[Marty] Um, second fact!

[Alex] I know what'll help your
nerves! Let's do some vocal warm ups!

[both] Me, me, me,
me, me, me, you.

[Gloria] You know, Marty.

I learned that when
you're feeling ignored,

sometimes you just
gotta be honest

and say what's in your heart.

[clears throat]

Would everybody please pay
attention to the zebra?

Thank you!

[Marty] Works for me!

[laughing]

♪

♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪

♪ Let's find something
new We can explore ♪

♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪

♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪

♪ Let's charge Through
every open door ♪

♪

♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪