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01x09 - Kagehito Unleashed

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles". Aired: April 28, 2022.*
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Teenage Rabbit Samurai Yuichi, a descendant of the great warrior Miyamoto Usagi, embarks on an epic quest to become a true samurai.

01x09 - Kagehito Unleashed

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[ominous music playing]

Hyah!

[grunts]

[ominous music continues]

[growling]

You stay away from her!

[grunts]

[Kagehito] Ah!

I could use a little help here.

[electricity crackling]

-[voltage humming down]
-[murmuring, gasping]

[buzzing]

[grunts]

Ooh, I feel all tingly.

You cannot stop me.

[Kagehito] The door must open.

-[grunts]
-Ah!

-[hisses]
-[blast]

[screams]

[voltage humming down]

[grunts]

Now you've made me mad.

Move aside!

I must attach the Clavis to the Ki-Stone.

Read the sign. No touching the Ki-Stone.

Okay, I ordered a sign,
but it hasn't been delivered yet.

[electricity crackling]

Just stay away.

[growls]

[propulsive music playing]

Ah!

[theme music playing]

Meep!

Hyah! This is amazing!

I feel like I can do anything.

Check it out!

[lively music playing]

Yeep-yeep!

-[Usagi] Hyah!
-[Spot squeals]

[Usagi] Ha-ha!

Meep-meep!

Meep. Meep-meep.

Huh?

Yeep-yeep!

I've got to keep practicing.

Karasu-Tengu
said something terrible was coming.

-[gasps] Oh.
-Yeep!

I think it might be here now.

[power humming down]

The Ki-Stone must be shutting down.

Hang on, Spot.

-[tires screeching]
-Yeep-yeep-yeep!

[Usagi] We gotta get to the temple.

Start, darn you!

Wouldn't it be easier
to walk to where we're going?

Buddy, I'm starting to feel
like you aren't on Team Trolley.

I haven't been to Neo Edo in years.

It used to be… brighter.

Great. First we lose Usagi
and now the city's broken.

We can't let Neo Edo
out of our sight for one day.

Oh, man, these things are so good.

Anyone want to try one?

Not one of mine.

Yeesh. Get your own!

Lord Kogane, this power outage
extends over the whole city.

The people need your leadership.

Of course. Sure. Okay then.

Let's go do this leadership thing.

On the other hand,

my subjects would want me to remain safe
during this time of crisis, right? Hmm?

-Don't you think?
-I'm not sure.

[Lord Kogane] I totally agree.

Make ready my panic room.

Yes, Lord Kogane.

And make sure it has my special
night-light and lots of crafting supplies.

Yes, Lord Kogane.

Oh, oh, and those
crunchy mochi snacks I like.

[Keisatsukan]
It shall be done, Lord Kogane.

Nothing like a good crisis
to catch up on some me time.

Someone help me.

Please!

It's okay. We got this.

[grunting]

[crashes]

Thank you.

Auntie, I'm scared.

I wish Kana and Usagi were here.

Don't worry. It's going to be all right.

Is it? I almost threw my back out.

I might need an adjustment.

Easy, Ashi.

Guys, what could have caused all this?

It has to be the Ki-Stone.
We need to get to the temple.

[Toshiko]
Good thing the Ashibasha is Yokai-powered.

[humming]

[ominous music playing]

This could be our chance
to seize control of the Ki-Stone.

And to repay Chizu for her treachery.

[whooshing]

[tense music playing]

[grunting]

[grunts]

Aw, are you getting tired?

[gasps] Huh?

[grunts]

[tense music continues]

Give me that!

It's mine!

I don't see your name on it.

It is there, but you cannot read
the language of my people!

-[groans]
-[smacks]

Oof!

[grunts] Do we have to keep fighting,
or can there be breaks?

-[gasps]
-[electricity crackling]

[tense music builds]

[groaning]

[tires screeching]

[propulsive music playing]

[bats chittering]

Huh? [grunts]

Yeep-yeep!

[screeching]

[grunts]

Oh.

Bats. Great.

Well, well, well, look who it is.

[chuckles]

Eh…

Usagi.

Usagi!

Yeah. I knew it was something like that.

I don't have time for this.

I've got to find out what's wrong
with the Ki-Stone and fix it.

No way. We like it dark.

We're gonna trash
the Ki-Stone permanently,

after we trash you!

[chuckles]

That's cool.

I got some new stuff
I really want to try out.

Fighty stuff.

Be warned.

Our amazing night vision
gives us the advantage.

[action music playing]

[both grunting]

[grunts]

There's a full moon, Nochi.
I can see just fine.

[mysterious music playing]

Huh? [grunts]

[gasps] Ugh!

Nobody likes you, clouds!

[straining]

[grunts]

Get him!

[menacing music playing]

Usagi.

Chikabuma?

[Chikabuma] I'll be your eyes.

Why should I trust you?

Because I've hated bats my whole life,
and I've only hated you a few weeks.

Fair enough.

On your left. On your right.

-[bat grunts]
-[Chikabuma] Duck down. Double kick.

[grunting]

Backward somersault.

-Hyah!
-[Chikabuma] Lower your right hand.

Grab and lift. Hold it up right. Now left.

-[thud]
-[shrieks]

-{Chikabuma] Throw it straight up.
-[bat grunts]

[grunts]

Is this working?

Don't talk, man.

[Chikabuma] Step forward.

-Reach up and grab the bar.
-[grunts]

Swing around.

Let go. Reach out to the left.

What's that?

It's a pie.

Eat it. You'll need your strength.

Mm!

Yuzu custard.

-[swallows]
-You can't hide from us up there, Rabbit.

Thirty degrees right, ten degrees up.

Throw the pie!

[grunts]

Okay, big finish.

[Chikabuma] Full lateral hip tuck
landing into a triple back dismount.

[groans]

[triumphant music plays]

[gentle music playing]

Mm? Yeep!

And we are done here. Chikabuma.

[gasps]

Well, Nochi?

Wow. Impressive.

Really gotta… congratulate you on…

Fly away! Fly away!

[bats chittering]

Thanks for the assist, Chikabuma.

Oh, I have something for you.

[gasps]

My sword!

Nice!

-[tires screeching]
-Huh? [gasps]

Oh, hey!

Kagehito is a monster
from another dimension

who's gonna destroy everything!

He probably heard me.

Chikabuma!

[eerie music playing]

[humming]

[faint clattering]

We're not alone.

Get down!

[both coughing]

[tense music playing]

[menacing music plays]

So glad you could make it, Chizu.

[Lady Fuwa] This party is all for you.

[Chizu] What do you want?

You know, the usual.

Get revenge, destroy you.

Maybe take Hana back.

Then I figured I'd seize the Ki-Stone
and rule Neo Edo for ever and ever.

[laughs evilly]

Ugh, city Ninja.

Talk, talk, talk.

[sudden tense music plays]

What are you gonna do?

Hyah! [grunting]

Dang!

[grunting]

[grunts]

Who the heck are you?

Chizu, this old lady
fights better than you do.

Were you in the wars?

Honey, I was the wars.

[grunting]

-[yells]
-[clangs]

[intense music playing]

Hello! Why don't I hear fighting?

We're doing this again.

Aren't we always?

[Gen battle cries]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[intense music continues]

[gasps]

[grunting]

[weapon clatters]

[loud clang]

Get 'em, Ashi!

[humming]

[grunting]

How's it look?

Suboptimal.

Ugh.

I don't like fighting
more than two on one.

-[thud]
-[groans]

[grunts]

[crashes]

[electronic sputtering]

Ashi!

[groans] Huh?

-[grunts]
-[blade clangs]

[gasps]

[grunts, groans]

[grunts]

Well, this has been fun,
but I have a Ki-Stone to seize.

-[Usagi] Ikuzo!
-What?

[yells]

Usagi!

Usagi!

Oh, Usagi!

Gen's friend!

You're okay.

Auntie, what are you doing here?

Fighting Ninja. It's like old times.
[giggles]

Yeep! Yeep, yeep, yeep!

Ugh. Destroy him.

[menacing music playing]

Usagi, no. There are too many.

Not for long.

[propulsive music playing]

[clanging]

Hyah!

[slashing]

[blows]

[grunts]

Ooh. [snores]

I'm free! Now get ready to…

Never mind.

[gasps]

Usagi, have you been practicing?

You found a sensei.

You bet. I can slice rice in half.

I'm… glad you haven't been k*lled.

I missed you too, Chizu.

Please, have mercy.

I'm just a poor old cat.

[laughs, grunts]

[coughing]

[coughing]

[Usagi] She's heading for the temple!

Take Edgewing.

[Usagi] Protect Hana.

[Spot] Yeep, yeep.

[doors creaking]

Let's get Hana to my house.
She'll be safer there.

[Kagehito shrieking]

You…

You cannot defeat me.

I must attach the Clavis to the Ki-Stone.

Over my glowing butt.

This is too weird for me. [nervous laugh]

I'll come back
after you get this all sorted out.

[smoke b*mb hisses]

[clears throat]

Some of them are duds.

[gasps]

I could use some help here.

[groans]

[Gen] You got it.

-[grunts]
-[clangs]

[Kagehito grunts]

[screaming]

I'm running out of juice.

You have to stop him.

He has a device
he wants to attach to the Ki-Stone

and that must not happen.

[Usagi] We're on it.

[Kagehito grunting]

[snarling]

What should we do?

Usually, I just attack without thinking,
so this time, I'm gonna think.

-Well?
-Yep, I think we should attack.

There's no stopping that guy.

He was trapped in the Ki-Stone before.
I can capture him with this.

Are you sure?

I've never been more sure-er-er-er.

Um, you get what I mean.

Look, you guys soften him up,
then I'll capture him.

Let's do this.

[action music playing]

I should have picked the big sword.

[action music resumes]

Just one more eyeball.

[rattling]

-I think I'll call you Ichiro.
-[knocking]

-[Keisatsukan] Lord Kogane!
-[yelps]

Don't do that! I'm sensitive.

There are reports of a battle
at the Ki-Stone Temple.

That sounds serious.

Quick. Fetch more googly eyes.
I'm fresh out.

But Lord Kogane--

And more mochi snacks?

I'm a stress eater.

[menacing music playing]

[grunting]

Whoa!

[grunts]

[Chizu screaming]

[menacing music continues]

[grunts]

[groans]
Looks like I gotta sneak up on him.

-Usagi, he's covered in eyes.
-[Kagehito grunting]

Well, I didn't say it would be easy!
Keep him busy.

[grunting]

[groans]

The Clavis gives me power.

You cannot defeat me!

[grunting]

Whoo!

[chuckles]

[Kitsune screams]

[grunts]

Smile for the crossbow.

[Kagehito roars]

Lucky there's some juice left
in the power cell.

[grunts]

[engine whirring]

[rattling]

"Roar! I'm a Yokai. I'm gonna get you!"

[metallic stomp]

Ooh, is he back with more snacks?

-[stomp]
-Huh?

[whirring]

[Lord Kogane screams]

[roars]

-[menacing music playing]
-[grunts]

[grunts]

Ah!

[grunts]

[frantic music playing]

[screaming]

Whoa! [grunts]

[Lord Kogane screaming]

[grunts]

[metal squeaking]

Whoa!

[grunts]

[snarling]

Ikuzo!

[heroic music plays]

[grunting]

[roars]

Give it up, Kagehito.

You're going back in the Ki-Stone!

-[grunting]
-Whoa!

[grunts]

[gasps]

Usagi!

It's okay. He's got this.

I am a Kaikishi warrior…

[grunts]

…and you are my prisoner.

[tense music builds]

[snaps]

[expl*si*n]

No!

[grunting]

[menacing music playing]

Usagi, what happened?

[sorrowful music playing]

He… [sobs]

He broke it.

He broke my Kaikishi weapon.
I can't stop him.

I…

I failed.

[ominous music playing]

[Tetsujin screams]

[grunts]

[grunts]

He's too strong.

All my training, everything I worked for,

it was useless.

I couldn't protect everyone.

Usagi.

Usagi, snap out of it!

[Gen] What do we do?

I don't know!

[ominous music continues]

[grunts]

No!

[grunts]

[haunting music playing]

[grunts]

The Clavis is activated.

[wheezing]

I am free of its control.

[humming builds]

[powerful music playing]

I… am sorry.

[powerful music continues]

It's so pretty.

That's what we were fighting
so hard to stop?

It doesn't seem that bad.

Listen,

until now, my mind
has been controlled by others.

Now I am free,

and I must warn you.

The Makkine, they are coming.

[Kagehito] The butterfly
is the harbinger of the gateway.

When it opens, the Makkine
will be waiting on the other side.

They are the oldest beings

in all the many dimensions
of the multiverse.

Machine intelligences who exist
only to conquer all worlds,

to steal their resources,

and make workers of their people.

Those they cannot conquer, they destroy.

They will send things
through the gateway

to attack your world,

and the first thing

will be a beast beyond your imagining.

What are you saying?

The end of all you know

has come.

[ominous music playing]

[distant roaring]

[crowd screaming]

Nope.

[closing theme music playing]