01x12 - Banta

[bunniefuu]

Boss, this is important.

Don't you know Boss Magnum's
most important rule?

What?

That he'll make us laugh loudly
even if his jokes are corny?

Besides that!

If he says jump, we jump?

No!

Oh my gosh!

Were you asleep during orientation?!
Rule number 35, section 11.

Never ever stop Boss Magnum from singing.

Don't bother him.

You're f*cked!

I'm telling you!

-Here, read it.
-I'm telling you!

Hey! What's that?

Nothing, sir. I already forgot.

Well, remember.

Because if you don't,

I might open up your head
and see for myself.

Okay, sir. Here goes.

It's about Jimmy Boy.

Oh? What about him?

Was he sentenced?

He says he is going to sing now.

Wait a bit.

Let me sing one more song first, okay?

"Still Macho."

"Still Macho."

"Still Macho."

There!

It's getting better.

Your wounds and bruises
are healing nicely.

Aren't they?

The color has faded too.

Thank you for that.

It seems like they're healing
faster now, right?

Trina, what did you want again?

What? What do I want?

Yes, like what you said.

Do you want to go somewhere?

Maybe somewhere you can get a meal?

Lots!

Why?

Nothing. I was just curious.

Oh, you!

Why?

-What is it?
-Nothing. Forget about it.

Oh, there, you have a customer.

Miss, is anyone there?

-Just a moment.
-Okay, later then.

How much are the magnets?

-Here?
-Thank you, ma'am.

Is there a discount for multiple items?

Yes. For you, Ms. Beautiful,
of course there is.

Okay. Okay, sure.

It's nothing, it's okay.

How about this, ma'am?

Sure, okay.

That's just how it is, right?

When you're surrounded by darkness,

just a sliver of light
will make you smile.

I'm nervous, Wilma.

Don't be nervous.

Remember who you are!

What are you saying, Wilma?
Do I look like I have amnesia?

I know, I know, but this is easy.

Just follow my lead, okay?

-Do we really have to do this?
-Yes, madam!

Okay? Game on. Who are you?

I can't hear you!

Not enough!

Sorry.

Madam Baby,
you hold the future for all of us,

so do your best!

There. Don't be nervous.

Okay, I'm ready.

Our next item is a cold-weather jacket.

This is for your wardrobe, ladies!

It's fabulous.

What does that word mean?

Here, look. It's comforting, right?

-FINALLY, JACKETS!
-WILL THAT COMFORT MY HEART?

Here, just type in "mine."

"Mine." Oh, Mr. Carlton,
I didn't know you were here.

We're working here, eh?

Quickly, say "Mine."

THAT SWEATER LOOKS LIKE A RUG.

Okay, "mine" again by Mr. Carlton.
Very alert.

The details haven't even been shown yet,
but he's already claimed it.

We should all learn from Mr. Carlton, huh?

He claims it even before seeing it.
Okay, sold again.

Now, let's move on to the next item.

Now this one is a very pinkish
and greenish…

-WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO HUG.
-TIE-DYE IS IN WITH THE KIDS.

Oh! Are you claiming everything?

Am I dreaming?

HELLO! MY CRUSH FINALLY NOTICED ME.

WANT TO MEET UP? GAME?

DID YOUR LIVE STREAM FREEZE?

NO, IT'S JUST HER HEART THAT FROZE.

HEY, NEXT ITEM!

Jimmy.

You have a visitor.

Who is it? Someone from
the Public Attorney's Office?

No.

Your cousin, apparently.

How are you, cousin?

You look like you're losing weight.

I told the guards that you're my cousin.

For…

You know, right?

I bet the coffee here is
really strong, huh?

You look nervous.

I'll bring you some creamer
when I come back.

What's your plan for me here, Boss?

Cousin.

Cousin.

I've been locked up here for so long.

Tell me. Are you going
to leave me here to rot?

You know,

don't be too impatient

because that's part of my whole plan.

I'm a genius, you know.

Just tell me straight up.

What is your plan?

I need you in the provincial jail.

This owner and buyer are taking too long.

Just because we're poor,
he has no respect for our time.

The nerve!

And?

Have a seat, please.

I'll sit here.

He's handsome!

Unfortunately, Mr. Uy,
the owner of the complex, can't make it.

But since we've come to an agreement
on all the things we've talked about,

I'll be the one to talk to you.

I won't beat around the bush anymore.

I want to build new buildings
and establishments there.

Ah, we won't leave that easily, Sir Nico.

Just Nico is fine, Baby.

Just Nico.

We rely on the complex
for our livelihoods.

It's the only place we can rely on.

Don't worry, you will be
properly compensated

so that you can start a new business,

a new livelihood, in a new location, Baby.

And don't worry.

I've already found a location for you.

Where is that, Nico?

Just wait, Baby.

It's right here.

Here, look.

There.

Your city is rapidly developing,

and it needs new buildings,
new establishments,

to keep up with
the other cities around it.

Do we have to suffer for
the city to progress?

You know, Nico,
we have nowhere else to go.

And the new location
you're proposing to us?

It's so far away from the tourists.

It's like you're just
sending us away to die!

But no deal!

-Did I do the right thing?
-You did, madam.

You were so brave, madam.

Oh my God!

I was so nervous, you know.

What do you mean by provincial jail?!

Don't you remember the one
with a spacious park

where you can stroll around
with your cellmates?

Like in a province.

That's why it's called provincial jail.

Just tell me straight!

Okay. Just promise me you won't sing.

How can I sing?

I have no desire to involve
my family's lives in this.

Are you mad?

My people told me you were about to sing.

I only said that because
since I got locked up here,

you haven't reached out to me once!

Well, now you're here!

Blah, blah, blah. All right, fine!

You're also a genius. Just like me.

Now, let's find out
who's the bigger genius between us.

Do you know that I tipped off the police
to arrest you and bring you here

and, eventually,
bring you to the provincial jail?

Are you crazy?!

Well, that's it.

As they say…

I don't know who said it.

But they do say genius and madness are
different sides of the same coin

I'm already at that level, cousin!

Do you remember when we were kids?

You were so envious of me
because of all my medals.

Now, tell me. Who's the genius between us?

I don't have time to fool around with you!

Just tell me what kind of crazy plan
you're making.

Tell me first
who's the greater genius between us.

You are! You're the genius,
Magnum! You are!

Sorry about my cousin here.

Even when we were kids, he was like that.

But, cousin,

it's too hot for us in Manila.

There are lots of people who are eyeing
your ube jam business.

There are many competitors,
so we're not very active.

But once you go to the provincial jail,

that's our solution.

There's a supplier of ube jam
in the provincial jail?!

You got it, cousin.

It's just a bit difficult
because he's Chinese.

I don't know how to get on his good side.

That's your job.

Stick with Mr. Seng and try
to get into his good side

so that he'll agree to be
our "ube jam" supplier.

Boss, seriously?

"Boss"? Cousin!

Cousin, what you're asking me
to do is difficult!

But you haven't even tried it yet.

I have cancer.

Does Auntie Belen know?

What about the land in Masbate?
Who will take care of it?

Cousin, don't leave us.

You're my favorite cousin.

Okay.

Keep on making jokes.

Let's see where your genius takes you.

The doctor has given me
only a few months to live.

That's why you need to hurry.

Especially now that
the Lord has given you a deadline.

And that's why you need to get
Mr. Seng before you die.

And you can rest assured that
your son will have a bright future.

You know me. I always keep my word.

Just do what I say

and I'll take care of your son.

But if you don't get Mr. Seng,

I might just have to visit
your house, okay?

You know, cousin,

you're too kind.

They do say

that the kind ones are the first
to go to the Lord.

So, cousin?

Are we all set, Wilma?

Okay.

Wilma and I talked to the buyer
at the souvenir complex.

And I'm telling you, he's so shameless!

But he's a good talker
and he's good at persuading.

And he's handsome!

And he smells good too!

Wait, my love. Are you replacing me?

I promise to take a bath once a week,

or at least when
the strawberries are harvested.

Just tell me.

He gave an offer to every tenant
in the souvenir complex.

If it's just about money,
we're not losing--

In any case!

Madam didn't back down.

She said, bang! No deal!

Mother, let Auntie Baby finish first!

Let her speak.

Sorry, madam. I got excited. Go ahead.

Like I said,

they offered a relocation area.

We'll lose out there.
It's too far from tourist traffic.

Our businesses will die.

They can't make us leave!

Right!

Even if they scare us!

Right!

We won't submit
to handsome men who smell good!

Lando, that's enough!

Sometimes, I feel sorry for you too.

You're exhausting.

We'll stay here! No one leaves!

-Got it?
-Got it!

Go, Auntie Baby! Get it!

Stand your ground!

Sir, I'm sorry, I had to make a stop.

No problem. I've been waiting for a while.

-Come in.
-Sure, sir.

Are you a tourist, sir?

Is it that obvious?

I've noticed you looking at the scenery
for a while now.

How about you?
Have you been in Baguio long?

Yes, sir, I grew up here.
Been here all my life.

I won't get lost even with my eyes closed.

You seem skilled at what you're doing,

and you're so young too.

It's because my dad is the one
who normally drives this FX, but…

But what?

But he can't do it right now.

So I'm taking over for now.

It's a shame, though, income-wise.

Your dad is lucky to have a son like you.

Oh no, sir.

I'm the lucky one to have my dad.

That's why I'll do anything for him.

Sir, are you taking a video?

Are you a vlogger, sir?

Can I get a shoutout, sir?

I'm not a vlogger.

I'm just filming your meter.

I heard the taxi drivers here
in Baguio are honest,

that's why I want to prove it.

Yes, sir.

We're really honest.
Honesty is the best policy here.

We even return the smallest change.

Here's some candy, sir.

Maybe you want one?

Hey!

There you go.

Okay, just pull over. I'll get off here.

There.

Boss, this is your meter.

Here.

Boss, don't you have any change?

It's only 76,50.

That's okay, it's for the trouble.

It's for you, okay?

-See you.
-Are you pranking me for your vlog, sir?

No.

It's fine. All good.

-Thank you!
-Boss, take care! Thank you.

Okay.

-Boss, thank you again!
-Thank you!

So, Trina, is something on your mind?

Regarding what?

About what I said earlier.

About if you have somewhere you want to go
or someplace you want to eat at.

Just tell me straight, Dos.

What do you really want?

I just want to treat you sometime.

What?!

I just want to treat you sometime.

Why?

I thought you were saving up?

Don't spend it on unnecessary things,
that's for your Dad.

No. I've already set aside
some for Lodipaps.

I just really want to say thank you.

Okay, I'll think about it.

When do you have in mind?

Anytime.

Just let me know when you've decided.

Let me know, okay?

Okay.

As long as you're sure.

Of course.

How do you know if you're
in love with someone?

Is it when you can't speak properly,

you can't breathe,
you can't think straight,

but you're just happy?