01x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

SO NOT WORTH I

[yells]

[Minnie] Seriously?

Seriously! Stop being so ridiculous.

It's mine, so I'm going. God!

How is it yours?

You don't even have a girlfriend

to sleep with when you get there.

Hey, if I line up the girls

who'll go with me,

it'd be longer than the Great Wall.

Just hand it over!

Gosh, you're so loud.

What's the problem this time?

I entered a contest for a mobile

shopping app, and I won it.

It's for one free night

at a six-star hotel that just opened.

But Sam is insisting that he won.

Explain this.

If you won, why was the prize

sent to my user ID?

You used his user ID?

Mm-hm. You had to be

a new member to enter.

I was already a member,

so I created an ID with his name

and entered the contest,

so the voucher is mine.

[Hans] It's a tough call.

They both have as much

of a right to claim the prize.

-Let me take back one move.

-Sell it online and split the proceeds.

Did my janggi opponent

come back from a dream? Your next move.

But you have to bring an ID

to prove your identity to stay there.

Neither of you are willing to give in.

-Mm.

-Then you two just go together.

Are you stupid? Why would I go with him?

Gross. I don't wanna go with you either.

[groans]

How about you two make a bet

to see who can bring someone

to spend the night with them by check-in,

and whoever wins gets the room?

-I'm in.

-Me too.

I bet the two of them

will sleep together tomorrow night.

-Look there.

-Uh, what? Huh?

Oh, it's raining, but I don't have

an umbrella with me.

-Hey.

-[Terris] Wait.

[gasps]

What happened just now?

Oh, really? Do you want

to get beat up on a rainy day?

-Huh?

-[Terris] No, wait.

[both grunting]

Hey, Jamie. Why don't you

play janggi with me?

Oh, I have to go to the library.

I have to return a book that's due today.

[rain pouring]

[Se-wan] Have a good night.

SEOM, JEJU STORY

PREMIUM BLACK PORK FROM JEJU

-Jamie.

-Oh, Se-wan.

What are you doing here?

I was just going out for a walk.

In the rain?

Uh, well, I really love it when it rains.

What are you doing here?

What else? I was working.

Oh, you work here? I didn't know.

What?

You fainted because you had to poop

while you worked a shift here.

Don't you remember?

Ah, yeah. That's right.

I just followed you around,

so I don't remember much.

Are you heading back?

We can share my umbrella.

I have my own.

[light music]

Why do you have such a big umbrella?

Are you really that allergic to the rain?

No. I brought it with me from the States.

Relax. I'm just kidding.

You need to learn how to take a joke.

Hey, you go ahead.

Why?

I have to get something

at the convenience store. See you.

Oh, Jamie!

I am so glad I ran into you!

Are you heading back?

Oh, we can share my umbrella.

Oh, my gosh. Why is it so huge?

Were you picking someone up?

No. Of course, not.

Then why were you waiting here

in the rain with a big umbrella?

Hold on. You and Se-wan…

What about her?

You've been hanging out with her a lot.

You're not gonna make me pay a fee

for sharing your umbrella, will you?

I'm leaving.

Come on! I'm only kidding! It was a joke!

[sighs]

Minnie said she never even saw

anyone play janggi before,

but she beat me in five minutes.

-Let's go grab something delicious.

-What?

Am I seeing this right? That's Jamie?

[Hyun-min]

He was going to the library. Why…

Wait a minute. Did he go pick up Carson?

[gasps]

Hey, Jamie.

How was the library?

-I saw everything.

-Saw what?

Hey, come on, man.

Don't bother hiding it.

I know which girl you like.

You went to pick her up

with your umbrella.

Aw, you little American lovebird.

But that's not--

But, dude, why did you pick up

a girl with a boyfriend?

What? She has a boyfriend?

Sergeant Kim. That's Carson's boyfriend.

[relieved sigh]

Carson. I don't like her.

-No.

-You don't?

Then who did you think

I was talking about?

[Hyun-min] Is it someone else?

Minnie?

[suspenseful music]

-[exclaims]

-[heart thumping]

-Se-wan?

-Yes, it's Carson.

[sighs]

I didn't know she had a boyfriend.

sh**t.

It's okay.

It's not like they're married yet.

What?

Love is something you fight for.

That's how I feel.

After giving up on Ju-ri,

I realized I was the idiot

for letting her go.

Trust me on this one, Jamie.

You should never back down,

once you started something.

Hey. That's not right.

She has a boyfriend.

I should move on.

I'll go now.

-But this is your room.

-[door opens]

[laughs]

That sweet boy.

Oh, I should probably help him,

shouldn't I?

[coy laugh]

NEXT DAY

[lively music]

Are you busy tonight?

Let's all have dinner together.

Why so last minute? What's up?

Well, it may be a really

special night for somebody.

[sneaky laugh]

-What crazy stuff are you up to now?

-[groans]

Spill it. What?

-I'm not telling you.

-I'm gonna--

Jamie will actually k*ll me

if I tell you about it.

Oh, sh*t. Damn it!

Jamie? What is it?

Don't let him know that you know.

He's obviously too shy to say anything.

-Huh?

-I need to arrange a casual setting--

-Hey, Hyun-min, time to move out.

-Huh?

What do you mean by that?

What do you think?

I'm moving back into my dorm room.

Hey! Hey, you…

[sighs]

What's his problem now?

-Anyway, see you tonight.

-Hey! Hey, hey, hey, wait.

[sighs]

What the…

What is that idiot up to now?

So suspicious.

[rustles]

But why? Why are you suddenly moving back?

Did something happen?

What else could have possibly happen?

Ju-ri and I just broke up.

What? You can't break up with her

after stealing her from me.

You should be happy.

That's how I thought it's gonna be.

But this is wrong, it is.

What do you mean is wrong?

What did she do?

I know she's kind of quirky,

but she has her charm.

Yes, of course, she has her charm.

She's unique. I like that. But--

Apologize and make up with her.

It's natural to fight with a girl

when you live together.

[frustrated sigh]

Yes. But I can't be treated worse

than a dog. I just can't accept that.

Oh, whatever. Just move out.

Oh, damn it.

-I finally got used to living here.

-[door closes]

What can I do?

Should I go to Ju-ri and beg her?

[suspenseful music]

[Hyun-min]

Terris isn't eating or drinking.

He's miserable.

I'm used to guys having a hard time

after breaking up with me.

-[panting]

-It doesn't faze me anymore.

Come on, Ju-ri. Don't you want

to make up with him?

He still loves you a lot and seems

to be regretting whatever it is.

[barks]

Your puppy is so cute.

Can I pet it for a little bit?

Sure. Okay.

-[gasps]

-[Ju-ri giggles]

[Ju-ri] Sibelhomme.

What? Did you just swear at me?

Oh, no.

Him. My baby's name is Sibelhomme.

-But it sounds like "son of a b*tch."

-[scoffs]

It's French, you know.

"Si" as in "her."

"Bel" as in "brand-new."

"Homme" as in "doe."

Si bel homme.

"Her new doe," that's what I call him.

Because he has eyes like a deer.

Oh, I get it.

Sibelhomme.

[Hyun-min] You're so cute.

-[Sibelhomme pants]

-Oh, he hated Terris.

But he seems to really like you.

This sweet puppy hated Terris?

Why would he?

Actually, Sibelhomme

is the reason we broke up.

[barks]

Just choose. The dog or me?

Don't call him a dog.

Sibelhomme has a proper name.

Yes, Sibelhomme.

Is it Sibelhomme or me? Just tell me.

[dramatic music]

-Sorry.

-[frustrated sigh]

Sibelhomme is like a brother to me.

Goodbye, Terris.

[sighs]

That stupid, stupid dog.

Well, Terris said he was treated

like he was worse than a dog,

I guess he was right about that.

But still, don't you think that a person

is more important than a dog?

Maybe, if necessary,

you can give him to somebody else?

He's like family to me.

I've been with him for three years.

I can't dump him

for a boyfriend of three weeks.

Ah!

That wouldn't work, would it?

If only Terris had gotten along

with Sibelhomme half as well as you do,

I don't think we would

have broken up, ever.

-[barks]

-Oh! You must be bored out of your mind

because you haven't gone out

for a walk yet.

Oh, why hasn't he?

Well, I bought a nice dog-walking dress

from a home shopping network,

but it didn't fit, so I returned it.

Can I take him out for a walk, then?

I've always wanted to walk a dog.

-Bang!

-[barks]

[light music]

[Hyun-min] Fetch.

Terris and Ju-ri clearly

love each other very much.

[Hyun-min] They'd be happy together

if Sibelhomme were gone.

If Sibelhomme were gone…

[in wondering tone]

If Sibelhomme were gone?

He's super-fast when he goes out.

I almost lost him a few days ago.

[Hyun-min] I can say I lost him

while walking him.

-Everyone would be happy if he's gone.

-[thunder rumbles]

Everyone.

Hey, I'm going to the bathroom.

Be a good boy and wait here

until I get back, okay?

-Bye now.

-[whines]

[emotional music]

Oh, how can he be so stupid?

He's really waiting there

because I told him to. Damn!

You can keep waiting, but I can't go back.

I won't.

[gasps]

Sibelhomme. Where's Sibelhomme?

Sibelhomme! Sibelhomme! Sibelhomme!

Sibelhomme! Sibelhomme! Sibelhomme!

Come on! Sibelhomme! Where are you?

Sibelhomme! Sibelhomme!

Sibelhomme!

-Sibelhomme!

-[barks]

[gasps]

Oh!

You brat!

Why did you do that?

I told you to wait right here!

I'm sorry. I was so wrong, Sibelhomme.

I lost my mind for a second.

What was I thinking?

Sibelhomme.

Hey, Sibelhomme!

-Sibelhomme!

-[thwacking]

[Hans] What? I don't want to go

if Carson's gonna be there.

Hans, come on, please.

Jamie likes Carson, so I'm doing

my best to get them together.

But right now, I'm in no position

to play Cupid for someone else.

So can you please

play Cupid for me instead?

I should play Cupid?

As in help you make them a couple?

[sighs]

As you know, I don't like to butt in

to other people's business.

That's a very strict rule of mine.

You and your rules again?

You always talk about

how affectionate Koreans are.

This is a way to show

your Korean friends how much you care,

you heartless as*h*le.

AFFECTION

[Hans] Hmm…

You want me to play Cupid?

Okay, fine. I'll think about it.

ICHEON, EAST SEOUL

I can't believe I considered

getting rid of Sibelhomme?

[thumps, groans]

I don't deserve to live comfortably

in the dorm anymore.

It may be tiring,

but I should commute from home.

I was just going out for a walk.

[Se-wan] That was terrible acting.

Hmm…

He's very suspicious.

Jamie will actually k*ll me

if I tell you about it.

[Se-wan] What? Does Jamie like me?

[dramatic music]

-Come on, let's go.

-[bell tolls]

Are you heading back?

We can share my umbrella.

[thrilling music]

[Se-wan] Oh, my gosh!

I thought that was suspicious.

[gasps]

What? So Jamie likes me?

It may be a really special night

for somebody.

He's obviously too shy to say anything.

I need to arrange a casual setting.

[Se-wan] Wait a second. Then, tonight…

I asked Hyun-min to arrange it,

so you and I could be alone tonight.

[chuckles]

Please accept this.

[timidly]

Oh, my. This is all so sudden.

Se-wan, this comes from my heart.

Just say yes.

[gasps]

[romantic music]

Oh, my…

-Oh, Jamie. I'm not ready yet, but…

-[church bell tolls]

[customer bell chimes]

[moaning]

[customer bell chiming]

What are you doing?

-Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming!

-[customer] Excuse me.

[whooping]

-[pitcher clanks]

-[sips]

[sighs]

[Se-wan] What do I say?

I'm not ready for this.

I really can't do this today.

[groans]

Se-wan, where are you going?

Oh, I just think

I should really get going.

[Hans] Please don't leave.

Hyun-min told me

that it's my job to play Cupid.

But that's so not me.

I have no idea what to do.

-"Play Cupid"?

-Mm-hm.

You guys are all alike.

Don't you understand

how uncomfortable this can be for girls?

Don't blame me.

This was all Hyun-min's plan.

Well, it was a stupid plan.

But you shouldn't encourage him.

This is so awkward.

Uh, you don't know that.

Carson might really be interested

in dating Jamie.

What do you mean Carson might be…

-Carson?

-Yeah, you're her roommate.

How's Carson's love life these days?

Jamie likes Carson? Did he say that?

Didn't you know?

I assumed you knew already.

I do. Of course.

[Se-wan] What was I thinking?

[disappointed sigh]

[Se-wan sighs heavily]

[Hans] Hey. Over here.

Now that I see them together,

they do make a cute couple.

[Hans] Why are you coming together?

We met out front.

Hey, I climbed Bukhansan Mountain

with some old ladies.

Ha!

[grunts]

Wow! It was great.

I'm so hungry right now,

I could eat everything.

Your outfit is a bit, uh…

People are gonna stare.

Dressing like an old lady

is really comfortable.

Who cares what other people think?

As long as I'm comfortable.

Anyway, it has been too long

since we went out drinking together.

It was starting to hurt my feelings.

Hyun-min is so thoughtful.

He can't make it.

He says he's in no position to show up.

What? He had us all come here,

and then he bailed?

It's fine.

Everyone who needs to be here

is here, so let's get started.

What do you mean by that?

Oh… it's nothing.

[grumbles, gulps]

-[sizzles]

-[clinks]

Carson, isn't it hard to wait so long

for your boyfriend to get discharged?

Why don't you date another guy instead?

Why? Do you know someone

better than my Sergeant Kim?

You know, Jamie is available.

Jamie? He's great, of course.

Girls like guys like him.

For a tough girl like you,

don't you think a thoughtful,

sensitive guy like Jamie would be perfect?

Really?

[laughs]

Hey, Jamie.

[sniffs]

How you doin'?

Come on. Stop it, guys.

[Se-wan] Look at him smile at her.

He's absolutely loving it.

Jamie is beyond sensitive.

He's hypersensitive.

He's super touchy.

Carson, it would drive you crazy.

I wanna be like that

to my girlfriend, though.

He's right. Jamie isn't a clueless guy

who's gonna make life hard

for his girlfriend.

Hey, what's going on?

Carson, are you standing up for Jamie?

I think so.

You guys really get each other,

and are obviously meant to be together.

What do you say, Carson?

How would you feel if Jamie asked you out?

Would you be at all, uh, interested?

That's right, yeah.

Just make a move, huh?

Do it! Be a man. Ask her out. Come on!

Oh, yeah! Let's do this. I'm so excited.

Shouldn't you ask someone out

when it's just the two of you?

[gasps]

[Carson] Oh, my gosh.

Such a player, Jamie. I'm impressed.

Look at that. I never knew this.

But Jamie's one hell of a guy.

[Se-wan] What an as*h*le.

Why did he lead me on if he liked Carson?

[Carson] Hey, are you leaving?

I need to… use the restroom.

[frustrated sigh]

Why did I jump to conclusions like that?

[groans]

Why?

[grumbles]

I'm so pissed.

I took the night off to be here.

[sighs]

[gentle music]

Hey, what's taking Se-wan so long?

You think she went home?

She went to the bathroom. She'll be back.

Wait, let me call her.

Damn it. I tell you, kids these days.

Back in my day, you had to get permission

from your seniors to go to the bathroom.

Why aren't Minnie and Sam…

Oh, that's right. They went to that hotel.

So, are you going to keep doing this?

Let me have it already, huh?

Why should I?

I brought a girl, like we said.

Let me have it.

Excuse me. Do I have

to wait here much longer?

Hey, can I start filming

my hotel review now?

Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure.

Do whatever you want, sweetie.

Minnie, the last train to Busan

is leaving soon.

Can you please make your decision already?

Okay, fine. Wait here.

Hey. We need to talk.

-What? We can talk here.

-Get over here.

[door opens]

-[door closes]

-Hi. Excuse me.

Do you mind helping me film my review?

No, not at all.

Wow, do you have your own channel?

[chuckles]

Yes. I'm kind of famous.

For all my hotels and motel reviews.

[Sam] I brought a girl! You leave!

Stop! Why are you embarrassing me?

If you're embarrassed, give it up.

-I'm not embarrassed at all.

-[Minnie grumbles]

You had to go all the way to Busan

to find that guy you brought?

[scoffs]

Look who's talking.

Look at the girl you brought with you.

She's not a girlfriend. As if!

[zapping]

-Hey. Let's sh**t for it.

-There's no turning back.

Rock, paper, scissors, say sh**t!

[both in unison]

sh**t! sh**t! sh**t!

-[shrieks]

-[blowing raspberry]

[Mi-suk] Hold this for me.

-Hey. Open the door. Hey!

-[man] Wow, this is awesome.

-[Sam] What's going on?

-[Minnie] Ah! Let us in!

-[Sam] Mi-suk!

-[Minnie] What are you doing in there?

-Let us in!

-[Sam] Mi-suk! What's going on? Hey!

Se-wan ditched us.

I'm gonna go straighten her out.

I'll teach her a lesson.

Go easy on her. Don't k*ll her.

[teasing tone]

Jamie.

I'll bow out soon too, so, you know?

You can be alone with Carson, hmm?

Why do you keep doing that?

Stop pushing us together.

A little bird told me you like her.

Hyun-min asked me

to help you get together, hmm?

What?

I think so. You guys

really get each other,

and are obviously meant to be together.

Just make a move, huh? Do it.

Be a man. Ask her out. Come on!

[sighs]

Is that why Se-wan said that?

Of course. She knew too.

[groans]

WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER?

WHERE ARE YOU?

PARK SE-WAN

Hey, Se-wan, where are you?

[Se-wan] Hey. I'll give you one minute.

Get your butt over here now.

What? So where are you?

See you there.

Well, was that Se-wan?

Hans, it's not what you think.

-Huh?

-I don't like Carson, okay?

Have fun with her.

He doesn't like Carson?

[sucks teeth]

Oh!

Jamie doesn't like Carson.

Carson must like Jamie, so…

Ah, that's right.

I go it confused.

[gasps]

That could've been bad.

-[chopsticks clinking]

-[door opens]

I said one minute. What took you so long?

Sorry. I tried to hurry.

Why?

Was it that hard for you

to leave your true love, Carson?

What are you talking about?

So why did you call me here?

I need you to pay for my drinks.

You still haven't paid for my phone,

so you can at least pay for this.

I still haven't paid you yet

for your phone?

Are you calling me unreasonable?

No. Feel free to order more.

Anything you want.

[scoffs]

You've become generous

since you started dating.

I'm not dating anyone.

So are you happy? You're so happy

that you're losing your mind?

A little bit? Maybe.

[scoffs]

Where is everyone?

Damn it. I can't believe

they would just leave like that.

[grunts]

Just drink. You could use it.

Ooh, Hans.

What has gotten into you?

You never pour me drinks.

You usually want to drink alone.

Don't worry about it.

Just follow your heart. Everything

is going to be okay. Just go with it.

What?

You've done the best you can do.

No one will judge you

for dumping your boyfriend now.

What? What are you saying?

Hey, I'm on your side.

It's okay you fell for Jamie.

-I hope you guys end up together.

-[chuckles]

-You think I like Jamie?

-Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

What the hell are you talking about?

I sincerely wish you guys the best.

However, you really

shouldn't be a cheater.

That's not right.

End it with Sergeant Kim now,

and then make a fresh start,

build a solid foundation.

I have no idea what you're…

SERGEANT KIM

[phone vibrates]

Hey, what's up?

Yeah, babe.

What? What text is that?

What? I like some other guy

and wanna break up?

I texted Sergeant Kim for you

while you were in the bathroom,

and said you found someone new.

It looked like you felt too bad

to tell him the truth,

so I did it for you.

Hey, babe. No. It's not true.

-Oh!

-There's this crazy dickhead here.

I'll call you back

after I k*ll this as*h*le.

I'm gonna m*rder you!

Stop right there, Hans!

[buzzes]

[old lady] Who is it?

Why are you ringing my doorbell

in the middle of the night? Who are you?

-Who are you, ma'am?

-[cow moos]

-Who are you?

-I live in this house.

What gibberish.

The family who lived here

moved out yesterday.

They moved yesterday? Where did they move?

How would I know?

Why don't you know?

Why would I know that?

Some random kid shows up

at my door, and yells at me.

-My goodness!

-[gate slams]

Holy sh*t!

Hey, Mom.

I'm in front of our house in Icheon.

How could you move

without saying anything?

Well, if I don't pick up,

then you should text me!

How could you do this to your own son?

What? Jirisan?

It'll take forever to get there.

-How am I supposed to commute to Seoul?

-[line disconnects]

Damn it.

-[phone vibrates]

-Oh.

Hello?

Yes, I made the reservation.

I'm sorry, what?

They all left the bar

without paying for anything?

A hundred eighty thousand won?

You'll call the cops on me

if I don't pay the bill now?

[grumbles]

Seriously. What the hell is going on?

[whooping]

[gulping]

-[glass clanks]

-[Se-wan sighs]

You're drinking too much.

It's past midnight. Shall we go?

Why? You worried?

'Cause Carson drinks like a fish,

so I should be fine.

[light snicker]

Am I funny?

No. You're cute, that's why.

What?

-[groans]

-[chopsticks clink]

Yeah, fine.

I can be cute too, if I want to.

I can talk in a baby talk too.

-Wake up, little baby.

-[chimes]

-[server] Coming.

-Coming!

Hey, no, just…

[Se-wan] I can sit by myself.

What's Carson have that I don't have?

I dress like this

'cause I'm always working.

I'm sexy too, if you look closely.

[huffs]

[grunts]

Okay. I got it. Please stop.

You're a real as*h*le, you know that?

What? You think so?

You enjoy making a fool out of me?

Why do you like leading

people on like that?

What are you talking about?

Well, when you brought

that umbrella to my work…

[sighs]

I thought you came to pick me up.

[Se-wan sighs]

I thought maybe you liked me.

So I got a little excited.

And I thought

you were gonna ask me out today.

So I got nervous. How humiliating.

as*h*le.

[light string music]

If I had asked you out tonight,

would you have said yes?

No way! Are you out of your mind?

I'm never going out with anyone.

Then why were you upset?

Why are you feeling bad

just because I might like someone else?

It's because…

thinking that someone like me

made me happy, that's why.

Because it's been a really long time

since I've felt that.

[chimes]

-Yes?

-[groaning]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[server] Why do you keep pressing that?

I'm really sorry.

[sighs]

[bird chirps]

[groans]

[Se-wan] Where am I?

[gasps]

[confused breathing]

Uh…

[gasps]

[dramatic music]

[groans]

Ugh! You idiot.

[groans]

-[shower running]

-[gasps]

[panicked breathing]

[frantic music]

-Damn, why did I--

-[knocks on door]

[Jamie] Are you guys awake?

Could you open the door?

[groans]

[Se-wan] Huh?

[Carson groaning]

[grunting]

[door opens]

[groans]

Here's some water and hangover medicine.

Take it and let's go eat.

[Carson] My gosh. You really are

so thoughtful, Jamie.

Thank you.

Who was at the door?

Why are you here?

What? Don't you remember last night?

You have such a high tolerance.

Why were you so drunk?

What?

LAST NIGH

Let's just share a room for tonight.

I swear I won't touch a hair

on your head. I swear.

I don't want to.

I can't trust you. No. Yuck!

It's not like I want to do this.

I have no money.

I need two rooms,

if you have them, please.

-What?

-What?

Why are you two here?

We can't go back to the dorm

because it's after curfew.

[Minnie] Is Se-wan drunk?

Two rooms?

[cringes]

[Se-wan] Thank God

that's all that happened.

[sighs]

[gasps]

That's not fair.

You don't want me,

but no one else can have me?

Either make me yours

or let someone else have me.

Okay, fine. I'll make you mine.

Do you expect me to believe that?

You'll just say you blacked out.

Were you lied to all your life?

Watch. I'll give you evidence.

Here's my pencil case.

[sighs]

[gasps, screams]

Why?

PROPERTY OF PARK SE-WAN

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-[leaves rustling]

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