27 (2023)

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- So, you fry the butter, you got that?

- Uh-huh.

Then, you dice the apples,

and fry it a little.

You sprinkle it with cinnamon,

cardamom, then you can add the cereal.

Be careful not to burn it.

Then add the water, and stir it until

it has a texture like a Kaiserschmarrn.

- Then...

- Hey, what do we have here?

Good morning, miss.

Are you okay?

Is that your bike?

Yes...

Show me your ID.

In the last 24 hours,

have you consumed alcohol or

any ill*gal mind-altering substances?

No.

Figures.

You have to come with us for consuming

ill*gal mind-altering substances.

Mm, sorry, isn't

there some other way...

to sort this out?

What do you have in mind?

Hm... Uh-huh.

Alice! Come on. Dinner is ready.

What're you doing?

Mom!

Alice is masturbating!

Don't be silly, son!

...about 70 percent of young graduates

have moved back in with their parents.

This year,

this number will grow by 1,2%.

The average salary of

young graduates over 25

does not cover the costs of housing.

So? How is your cake?

- sh*t!

- Oh, David!

Don't talk dirty!

sh*t! sh*t! sh*t!

Why don't you sing

something nice to Alice?

Alice is a loser!

Alice is a loser!

f*ck this f*cking life!

Little prick.

Kids, who wants more cake?

Thanks, I pass. I'm off.

No!

Where are you going?

Away.

When are you coming back?

Later.

You got money?

I would've

locked the door, that's for sure.

Otherwise, my Mom would

even serve lunch in my bedroom.

You are a loser too.

At least I'm not denying it.

Whatever. Guess what,

he wrote to me again.

Oh yeah? What did he write?

Nothing.

He only sent a GIF.

Okay.

Call him for a date.

- It's not like that.

- Why not?

- Are you afraid to take him home?

- Home...

It feels like a chastity belt.

- That has already grafted to my body.

- Mm-hmm.

Take it off, then.

It's like a chitin shell, you know.

Oh, man...

Why, when was the last time

you actually f*cked?

Come on Alice,

I take you to the dancing!

Alright, Alice, listen. We have to talk.

You know that

we have to punish you.

What?

What?

You were riding

your bike while being high.

f*ck this f*cking life.

But could you please...

...not call my parents?

Your parents?

Why would we call them?

How old are you, honey?

Have you seen this video?

A guy is filming his cat.

He says to him:

You are one nice cat, Sammy.

You sure haven't seen that?