(dramatic music)
(mysterious music)
(strange music)
(keyboard clacking)
(keyboard continues clacking)
(static buzzing)
(bell dings)
(strange music)
(door sliding)
(light music)
You find
I won't let you fall
And we still
(Swiffer sweeping)
(uneasy music)
Mr. Bressler?
(uneasy music continues)
Mr. Bressler?
(uneasy music continues)
(maid gasping)
(tense music)
(uneasy music)
(tense music continues)
(maid screams)
(suspenseful music)
Come on.
(suspenseful music continues)
(maid screams)
Please, no.
(suspenseful music) (maid screams)
(knife stabbing)
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
(eerie music)
(eerie music continues)
(gravel crunching)
(eerie music continues)
(gravel crunching)
(people chattering)
[Derek] What?
I'm a growing boy.
(doors slamming)
[Jenny] Yeah, the boy's got the bag.
[Kayla] Babe, do you guys need any help?
- Oh, f*ck.
- Oh, so excited.
It's really cute.
Oh my God, this is gonna be so fun.
We're gonna have a trip together.
- Oh.
- Come on. Let's go.
- Thank you.
- Thanks boys.
You don't need to help, right?
No, we're good.
Let's go.
[Jenny] Oh, it's so quiet here.
[Derek] And romantic.
[Kayla] Babe.
This is so cute. Good job.
Look at the moon.
(microwave humming)
(popcorn falling)
- Hey.
- Let the vacation begin.
Movie night.
Ooh, yeah, let's watch something horror.
- Yeah.
- This edible's about to kick.
Can we watch a comedy?
p*ssy.
- Oh.
- Mike, back me up on this.
[Mike] Huh?
[Derek] Mike.
There's no WiFi.
Where's the tv?
- Who's got a radio?
- Babe!
You booked us a house with no TV or WiFi.
First of all, I didn't know
there wasn't any WiFi.
And secondly, there's definitely a TV here.
It must be in the guest house.
Well, can you get off
the toilet and show it to us?
Every time I try to go take a sh*t,
I mean, can I take a sh*t in peace?
Damn.
(uneasy music)
Babe, look at those stars.
There's so many of them.
There's 200 billion trillion of them.
Billion trillion?
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
(uneasy music continues)
Wait, watch out, babe.
You're very high, huh?
No.
(uneasy music continues)
- Okay.
- Whoa.
It's cute.
- Okay, Mike.
- Ta-da.
- Really?
- That's it?
[Mike] It's not the size that matters.
Says the guy with a small TV.
Nice.
Thanks dude.
- f*ck.
- Dude?
[Mike] I tried, man.
Ugh, welcome to the Stone Age.
(uneasy music continues)
Hmm?
What is that thing?
It's a VCR, man.
(uneasy music continues)
No, it's a VHS that you put in the VCR.
[Mike] Same thing.
[Jenny] Is that like a
home movie or something?
No idea, but it says "play me", so.
It's not working.
Maybe it's backwards.
You are lucky.
(stalker breathing heavily)
Something feels weird about this.
(upbeat music)
- Yeah, I'm rolling.
- All right guys,
I just wanna get a quick intro full bit,
and then we can all go
back to doing whatever.
Hey guys.
So a few of us are
heading out to the desert...
J-Tree, baby. (All cheering)
We have my girl, Chloe at C-Fit Babe.
- Hello.
- You already know.
And my home girl from way back,
Ukulele means it's just Mina.
But that is her YouTube channel
name, and she's really good.
So go subscribe if you're not.
Thanks.
[Aaron] Mina, say hi.
Aaron swing the camera.
Mic this way, yeah.
Okay, we have some fellas here with us.
[Aaron] What up?
Oh, hey.
Didn't see you there.
I'd like you to meet
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Okay, anyway, anyways,
we are heading out to
the desert for a few days
because the world has gone crazy
and it feels like it's just
getting crazier, right?
Not to mention all the online hate.
You guys know I love you, but seriously,
some people are just so mean nowadays.
[Chase] And polluters.
What?
The corporations, man,
they're f*cking up the planet.
Right? Like I was saying,
we had no choice but to escape.
And also, let's not forget
the true gentleman behind the camera,
my videographer, and one of
my favorite people in the world.
Aaron, showed them that face.
Hey.
He's pretty cute for a
behind the scenes guy.
So we're getting off the
grid, and we're gonna chill
and find you getting peace and inspiration.
Chase got a rental.
Oh, I got a sweet deal online, bro.
And Aaron's gonna... (horn honks)
- Oh my god.
- f*cking sh*t, Noah.
[Noah] Sorry.
That f*cking guy was
in the middle of our lane.
- Oh my god.
- f*ck.
f*cking.
Dude, you were definitely drifting, bro.
[Noah] I was...
That guy was in the middle of our lane.
[Lauren] Precious cargo now.
Precious cargo.
[Aaron] Hey, you okay?
Ah, yeah.
(upbeat music)
Playing good
Join the crowd
[Chloe] Why are we stopping here?
[Noah] Because I really love this place.
I have to f*cking piss, relax.
[Chloe] Here?
[Noah] Yeah, there's only place
for like 50 miles, so, yes.
[Chase] Food, gas, liquor.
Chase?
[Chase] Yep.
You can fill it up, right?
Yeah, I got you.
Thanks, baby.
This is.
[Noah] Excuse me, sir?
Do you have a bathroom I can use?
Broken.
Okay, then what do you do
when someone has to use the bathroom?
We don't get a lot of water out here, so.
Okay.
f*ck.
Okay. What do you think?
You wanna do wine, beer, vodka?
Tequila.
Let's just get all of that.
Okay.
Yeah.
(all chattering)
(urine trickling)
Oh, I got it. I got it.
Each one of you girls
is prettier than the next.
Oh, thank you.
(bag rustling)
[Clerk] You all making a movie, huh?
Yeah.
Kind of a weekend getaway type thing.
How do I watch this movie?
Do you have Instagram?
What?
Nevermind.
Just this.
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues) (bag rustling)
You all think you're better than me?
What?
I said, do you all think
you're better than me?
Why would, why would we think that we're?
[Aaron] Yo, man, it's all good.
What?
[Aaron] Nobody here said anything.
It's all good.
[Aaron] Yeah, no one said anything.
(uneasy music continues)
Got you, just messing with you.
(clerk laughs)
(urine trickling)
Okay.
Now I'm in the movie.
Perfect, keep the change.
(uneasy music)
[Aaron] Let's go.
[Chloe] That guy was such a f*cking perv.
[Aaron] Dude, the way
he looked into my camera.
Okay, guys, be nice. I'm
sure he's very lonely out here.
[Chase] What happened?
No, the gas station guy.
He was just super creepy.
[Chase] Do I need to say something?
No, it's fine... (Chloe screams)
The little one forgot this.
(uneasy music)
[Aaron] Thanks, dude.
(uneasy music continues)
Hey.
What were you doing?
- Ah, sorry man.
- Back there?
- No.
- You weren't defiling
my place of business, were you?
[Aaron] There you go.
There you go. Let's go.
- So weird.
- Oh my God.
(people chattering)
- That was crazy.
- Oh, my God.
(upbeat music)
[Chloe] Chasey, where is this place?
[Lauren] Yeah, I feel like we've really...
[Aaron] We're in the middle of nowhere.
- Nowhere, yeah.
- Are we lost?
No, no, it's, it's...
- Look at that mountain.
[Aaron] Chasey, I
think that's on the right.
- Oh, is this?
- No one is around.
- Oh, is that it?
- Oh sh*t.
[Chase] I got it.
(interposing voices speaking)
- Is that what you said?
- Oh, sh*t.
[Lauren] I mean,
when we said off the grid,
we are getting off the grid.
- Yo.
- Finally.
- Look at that.
- Let's get out.
- I need to get out.
- I need to get outta here.
[Lauren] Let me out, let me out, let me.
- Do you wanna get out?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
Whoa.
[Chloe] Made it.
(friends chattering)
- Gosh.
- Oh my gosh.
- Oh sh*t.
- Whoa.
- I mean.
- Whoa.
[Aaron] Whoa.
This place is beautiful.
- I love it.
- Wow.
- Oh, okay.
- Wait until you see
- the whole property.
- Aaron?
- Air.
- Oh my gosh.
Let's see.
[Aaron] Look at that thing.
Wow. I actually love this.
Okay, come here.
So we have this gorgeous Spanish paint
and these funky little faces.
[Aaron] Okay, those are weird.
This really feels like
home away from home.
So there's just two bedrooms?
Oh, this is just the guest house.
Okay, well, dibs.
And Aaron, why don't
you take the other one?
[Aaron] Say less.
Where are we sleeping, big guy?
Oh, the main house.
[Noah] Ooh, main house.
- The main house.
- There you go.
(lively music)
(upbeat music)
Woo.
(upbeat music continues)
Look at that.
(upbeat music continues)
[Aaron] You ready for this?
(upbeat music continues)
Wow.
Oh, I'm alive
Okay. Wow.
So we just got to the
house and it's amazing.
But there is one thing
that the listing mentioned
that I check out,
the pool.
Yes, it is as beautiful as the photos.
And you're gonna catch
me in there right now.
I'm alive
(footsteps shuffling)
Is the whole trip gonna be like this?
Complaining already, new girl?
No, I just...
Don't worry about her.
She's just messing with you.
And Lauren after a few talking bits,
she likes that fly on
the wall type of footage.
We've seen her content, right?
Not really.
Really?
I mean, I post my music,
but I try to stay off social media.
So you haven't even seen my videos?
No.
Sorry, I, it's nothing personal.
I'm sure they're amazing.
- Y'all ready?
- Yes.
- Y'all ready?
- Yes.
Hey, Aaron, I want you to get this.
We've been waiting.
Hey, here we go.
- Oh.
- Oh.
sh*t, this is pretty nice.
- Wow.
- Nice.
- This is actually...
- Oh my gosh.
Okay.
- I like this.
- Not bad.
Wow, babe, you really
didn't f*ck this one up.
I got mine.
Chase, where's Mina's bedroom?
Uh.
There's a dope pullout couch right there.
So you did f*ck it up.
- I can totally do the couch.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
No way. No.
- Noah.
- Yeah?
Get out of Mina's bedroom.
What?
[Lauren] You're on the couch.
No, I,
I drove.
[Lauren] I don't care that you drove.
You're on the couch.
Well, I don't care.
- You're on the couch.
- Noah!
- Lauren.
- Noah.
I'm so tall.
Yeah, but you're so tiny.
Skinny.
You're skinny.
- Come on, get on the couch.
- Okay.
You're welcome.
I'm so sorry.
Chase, get the bags.
All of them?
(percussive music)
[Chase] f*ck.
(strange music)
Babe, I'm about to hit the pool
with a cold beverage right now.
You want a one or two?
How about we
go to the pool a little later?
Okay.
- Yeah.
- Agreed.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
(blender whirring)
(uneasy music)
[Lauren] You don't always
have to be filming, you know.
The more I film now,
the less I have to
film later right, I guess.
Yeah, but I just don't want you feeling
like you always have to be
doing something, you know?
It should be fine.
Yeah.
I know.
And it's gonna be good.
Thanks for the invite, by the way.
Yeah, thanks, Lauren.
This is really what I needed.
Break from the horror of the world.
Well, I don't know about you guys,
but I have been doom scrolling 24/7,
so I'm kind of loving
that there's no WiFi here.
I'm glad you guys are happy.
Cheers.
[Lauren] Oh, Aaron can you get it?
Yeah.
(upbeat music)
Wait for us, guys.
- We're coming.
- Okay.
[Lauren] All right, we're
gonna toast the camera.
- Okay.
- Okay.
[Lauren] Say cheers.
[All] Cheers.
To J-Tree!
[All] To J-Tree!
(hip hop music)
Ever seen a psycho
React from a drum kick
You better back up
Before I turn into a nine clip
Man, when I'm loaded
Wack, MCs exploded
'Cause they bring good noting
Now the fool's in the ground, you move
You better believe
We be knocking out your teeth
Beef, beef
Beef, beef
Psycho, blast
Barrelling down the apps Yeah
Busting up a 40
And slapping on a ski-mask
We're gonna put in work
Yeah, yeah
I get to put in work
Ooh
Pass me a shotgun Why
Blast, I'm leaving dead
human body parts on the grass
Better think fast
When I'm coming up the
(artist singing indistinctly)
(people chattering)
Damn, missed
It's getting kinda hectic
Wanna kiss 'em with my fist
Oh sh*t
What they coming
Boom, I need it
Oh sh*t Bolts and I need
I'm dope, so I need it
I can't make up my
mind when I'm packing
You know I be like mission jacket
Mission jacket
Mission jacket
Man, I be overreacting
When I'm belling with the homies
We back cracking
Loco, yeah
It's a g*ng of us
You know, they get that
It's a g*ng of us
I'm telling you right now, punk
Uh, yeah, it's a g*ng of us
You know, yeah yeah
yeah it's a g*ng of us
You know, you know, you know, yeah
Uh, it's a g*ng of us
You know, yeah
It's a g*ng of us
I'm telling you right now, punk
Uh yeah, it's a g*ng of us
(static cracks)
[Noah] Another round.
[Lauren] Hey, hey. Hey. Cheers.
- Oh yeah.
- Come on.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
(all cheering)
[Lauren] Ugh, there's
something in my drink.
Ugh, oh my god. (Glass breaking)
[Lauren] Is that a finger?
[Noah] Oh my god, relax.
They're rubber.
God.
Noah, you're literally 12.
Come on.
[Noah] Mina, are you okay?
Hey Noah.
f*ck you.
(all laughing)
[Chase] Cannonball!
(water splashes) (all squeal)
- God.
- Dude, my camera.
Come on, babe.
- Come on, babe.
- Is he okay?
[Lauren] Guys, he's fine.
Ah?
Are you seeing this?
That's blood.
[Aaron] The water
is only three feet deep.
(suspenseful music)
Chase!
Babe!
- Chase!
- Oh my god.
Chase!
Gotcha.
f*ck you, you as*h*le.
[Noah] f*cking yes.
Hey, Noah brought the food coloring.
It was his idea.
Thank you.
Thank you all.
Now Chase, get your big a*s out here
and have a colada.
For you, my man.
Ow, f*ck! (Tense music)
- Jesus.
- Whatever.
f*ck.
[Lauren] Okay, not again.
[Aaron] Bro, we're not
falling for that sh*t again.
No, dude.
(tense music)
Is that f*cking glass?
Yeah, Mina dropped the...
- So sorry.
- No, Means,
it was not your fault.
Noah, this is because
of your stupid fingers.
It was just a prank.
- Guys, clean it up.
- Come on.
We have to go inside.
[Chase] Oh, sh*t, okay.
[Aaron] Let me help.
(Chase shouting)
- Ow.
- Hold still, babe.
I'm trying, it hurts.
- Let me just...
- This is hilarious.
Trying to get it out.
[Noah] Oh, damn.
Damn.
[Chase] Don't record this.
- Babe.
- Oh, this is gold.
Ugh, god.
Okay, okay, okay.
- This is so good.
- Ow!
(Noah laughing)
Okay, all right, we're done.
- We're done.
- Babe.
Okay, babe, okay.
That's it, that's it, we're done.
- Oh my god, yeah.
- sh*t.
(uneasy music)
I'm sorry.
Means, don't be silly.
Chase is an idiot.
I feel like wasn't the
greatest first impression.
Okay, well f*ck first impressions.
I'm really happy you're here.
It's been ages and I've missed you.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I haven't heard from you in years.
Okay, well you know how things get.
I'm busy.
Okay, and maybe I saw your posts
and thought you could use some sun.
How is he?
I bandaged up his foot.
Propped him up on a couch.
He's a little bummed out, but
I'm sure he'll nap it off soon.
I feel bad.
Don't.
That's what he gets from
messing with the new girl.
Actually, Clo,
I've known Mina longer than you,
so technically you are the new girl.
Aw, sweetie.
My life doesn't revolve
around your life, sunlight.
Well, I appreciate the invite.
It's nice to get to know some new people.
It's kind of hard these days.
Oh, you're too sweet.
You know what else is nice?
This breeze.
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
(engine rumbling)
(radio playing in distance)
(gravel crunching)
(rock music)
Free and everything
(truck dinging)
(cigarettes tapping)
(strange music)
(strange music continues)
Oh, sorry.
I, I didn't know anyone was staying here.
They usually tell me.
What's a 45 minute drive back?
You mind if I just clean
the pool real quick?
Hello?
Are you filming me?
What's with the cameras?
(flesh slicing)
(strange music continues)
(man coughing)
(strange music continues)
(strange music continues)
(strange music continues)
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
- Good morning.
- Oh!
Oh my God.
You scared me.
What time is it?
6:00 AM.
What?
I'm just kidding.
It's almost five.
Here.
I got you a margarita.
Thanks.
Though, I would have preferred a martini.
A martini?
Wow, you are too
sophisticated for this crowd.
Cheers.
Geez, the sun knocked me out.
Knocked everyone out,
went inside to go dump some footage.
Came back out and
everybody was snoring away.
Me too?
You're the only quiet sleeper.
(uneasy music)
You know,
I was watching some of your videos.
Not too bad on the ukulele.
I love your voice, too.
Thanks.
That's nice.
[Aaron] You know Lauren
from high school, right?
- Preschool, actually.
- I was close.
But we went to high school together too.
What was she like back then?
Loved to finger paint.
Hated nap time.
Peed her pants a lot.
[Aaron] Totally meant high school.
But I guess that works too,
[Lauren] Aaron?
So are you always gonna film for her,
or are you on your way to
directing superhero movies?
I'm more of a mystery
thriller guy myself.
But that's a story for another time.
I gotta go back to work.
Right.
Hey, and don't feel bad
about the whole Chase thing.
He's what you call a big dumb idiot.
I would've dropped a glass too.
Thanks.
That finger was really freaky.
It's a classic Noah.
You'll get used to it.
Maybe.
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
Aaron, we have to record this.
Look at these strawberries
I got at the farmer's market.
- Oh, wow.
- I know, right.
And ethically produced artisan chocolate
with organically sourced cacao.
Say that five times fast.
Ethically produced artisan chocolate
with organically sourced cacao,
ethically produced artisan chocolate
with organically sourced cacao,
ethically produced artisan chocolate
with organically sourced cacao.
I really thought I was gonna get it.
All right.
Okay, so just get a shot of me,
like slowly dipping it and make it sensual.
Yeah.
I can do that.
I know you can.
Oh my God,
you have to try this.
(gentle music)
- Oh my God.
- Right?
No, it's all good.
Oh, you have a little on your um.
[Aaron] Where?
[Lauren] Just.
[Aaron] Thanks.
Hey, so I've been thinking,
Yeah?
Maybe it's time
we start getting you in front
of the camera a little more.
You know, show the
people you're pretty face.
[Aaron] You know, I don't like
to be in front of the camera.
I know that you don't like
to be in front of the camera,
but we make a really great team.
And I think we turn a lot of heads
because we have such chemistry.
You know?
We have a really great thing going.
Why would we change it?
You wouldn't want anything more?
Lauren.
You still have little on your lip.
(soft music continues)
Oh, okay, f*ck
me.
Obviously you don't wanna do that.
Lauren.
- No, it's fine.
- I'm sorry.
Whatever. It's fine.
Look, I really like you.
We're great friends.
I love working with you.
All right, Aaron.
It's actually fine.
I, I do wanna sh**t the strawberries,
but let's just do it later, okay?
(uneasy music)
[Noah] A work of art.
[Lauren] Aaron, you can
film the bottle all you want.
And we're gonna be drinking it.
Cheer, guys.
Okay.
- Noah's next.
- Yeah.
I still think we should
have played truth or dare.
Oh, it's more fun this way
because you get the best of both worlds
and you strip quicker.
Says the girl with one sock.
Yes. Okay.
Okay. No, no, I know it.
Your turn. Okay. Your truth.
[Noah] Take your time.
Okay, Noah,
who is the first guy
that made you realize you g*y?
[Chase] Damn, bro.
- Okay.
- f*ck.
Okay.
Lauren,
you know him.
Connor?
Wait, did you sleep with him?
I don't have to answer that.
Oh, wait, Connor?
[Lauren] He's a bartender at Jones
and he went to my high school.
Don't say anything to him.
[Lauren] I would never.
I wouldn't. (All laughing)
Connor Jessup?
- Yes.
- From AP Bio?
Yes, yes.
And you remember,
you remember him when he used to come in
with that ridiculous belt buckle,
and he'd be like,
- how y'all doin'?
- How y'all doin'?
Thank you for giving
me something you regret.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, next.
- You're dare.
- Dare.
Hmm.
Okay.
I dare you to kiss Chase.
f*ck.
- No.
- I'm a little offended
you took your shirt off so fast, bro.
Okay.
Mina.
Your truth is,
what was your greatest childhood fear?
Spiders.
- I hate spiders.
- No Means, do not lie.
You are afraid of the dark.
It was like a whole thing.
Every single time we had a
sleepover, even in high school,
we had to have a nightlife.
- Even in high school?
- Okay. Strip.
I was more afraid of spiders.
- Bullshit.
- Strip.
Take it off.
- Take it off, take it off.
- Take it off.
[All] Take it off.
Take it off.
Ooh.
- Poor Mina.
- Welcome.
Okay.
Dare.
I dare you
to
Walk around the house,
alone,
in the dark.
That's not funny.
[Noah] You can always
take off more clothes.
Or you can just walk along the walls.
You'll be fine.
Yeah, there is nothing out there.
Yeah, except for spiders.
(all laughing)
[Mina] Fine.
Ugh.
Hey.
We're gonna need proof.
Ugh.
You got it.
(Lauren laughs)
Be careful.
Damn.
(uneasy music)
(light music)
(door sliding)
[Noah] Should I prank her?
That's mean.
No.
That's Mina.
(all laughing) (uneasy music)
Guys!
(uneasy music continues)
Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe.
Ewe, ewe.
(uneasy music continues)
(leaves rustling)
Guys?
(tense music)
(suspenseful music)
Guys?
(suspenseful music continues)
(branches break)
(tense music)
(Noah yells) (Mina screams)
Mina, are you okay?
There's something out there.
Chasing me.
[Noah] I don't think
there's anything out there.
There was.
[Noah] Um, maybe a coyote, or something.
- Oh my god.
- sh*t, I didn't think
you were gonna freak out this bad.
Come on, let's go.
[Aaron] Okay, so what
do you need to tell me?
Right.
[Noah] We're back.
- Oh, wow.
- That took forever.
[Lauren] Are you okay?
Something's out there.
Probably a mountain lion.
(Chloe mumbles)
(all chuckles)
I don't know, babe, I'm not a zoo leader.
It's Aaron's turn.
[Lauren] Hey, good job. You did it.
Okay, okay.
A-Aaron.
It's your truth.
Did anything interesting happen today
between you and Lauren?
Dude, what?
All right, simple question, bro.
No.
- Chase.
- What?
Okay, that was weird.
Let's just start over.
Well, no, no, no.
It's still my turn.
And he's gotta a dare.
I dare you to kiss
Mina.
On the lips.
10 seconds.
Bust out
Something holding you back, bro?
Is that okay with you?
Are you scared of this too?
It's just a game.
(light music)
Oh.
I think it's getting a little,
a little hot in here.
Okay, 10 seconds guys.
[Noah] Guys, you gotta get a room.
[Lauren] I'm gonna go.
What? Why?
Oh, Lauren, what's wrong?
You're a f*cking as*h*le, Chase.
What the f*ck?
What?
Don't look at me.
Aaron said the dare.
No, what truth were
you exactly going for?
Did I do something wrong?
I just, just drop it, guys.
All right, it's just a stupid game.
Yeah, seriously.
Lauren is fine.
I say we keep drinking.
Agreed.
See the future
There's nothing to conceal
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
[Chole] Lauren.
Lauren.
God, go away.
(light knocking)
[Chole] Can I come in?
I don't wanna talk about it.
[Chloe] Are you okay?
Honestly, I'm just exhausted.
I just wanna go to bed.
Look, I'm sorry that Chase
said the stuff that he said.
He's trying to be funny
and obviously he's not.
Okay,
well get some sleep, girl.
Tomorrow's a new day.
(Lauren sniffling)
(Lauren crying)
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
(thunder crashing)
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
(footsteps tapping)
Aaron?
(uneasy music continues)
Hey Noah. Very funny.
Another rubber finger.
(uneasy music continues)
You can come out now.
(uneasy music continues)
Come on, Noah, it's three...
(tense music)
(Lauren gasps)
(tense music)
(Lauren screams)
(tense music continues)
(tense music continues)
(blood splattering)
(strange music)
(uneasy music)
Lauren?
(uneasy music continues)
(door squeaking)
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
(blender whirring)
Come on, dude.
Rise and shine, sweethearts.
(blender continues whirring)
God.
(blender continues whirring)
- Dude.
- f*ck, I'm so hungover.
I don't think I can drink today.
(door sliding) (blender whirring)
Where's the car?
What?
Where's the car?
[Chase] It's out front, duh.
It's not there.
What?
Maybe Lauren took it.
She's sleeping, so.
[Chloe] Mina?
Why would she have my car?
Maybe she went to get us breakfast.
From where?
We are in the middle of f*cking nowhere.
Hey, get us breakfast?
Ah, what?
Jesus Christ.
Are we sure Lauren is sleeping?
I don't know.
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
(tense music continues)
I told you
(tense music continues)
Lauren.
(tense music continues)
See, she is getting us breakfast.
[Noah] Well, that's fine,
but she could have asked me.
Wait, where's her suitcase?
Maybe she brought it with her.
Yeah, that makes total sense.
Maybe she went home.
(uneasy music)
f*cking Chase, this is all your fault.
[Chase] My fault?
You're the one that kissed Mina
knowing that she likes you.
What?
You had to stir the pot
during the truth or dare.
Dude, it was just a game.
(Chloe scoffs)
What babe?
f*cking no service.
I'm gonna regret ever
saying I loved not having WiFi.
Guys, how are we getting home?
(phone rings)
Do you have a phone?
Lauren liked you and you knew?
(phone continues ringing)
Hello?
Oh, hey man. What's up?
Oh yeah, yeah, it is great.
- Everything's great.
- Who is it?
Wait, the owner just checking in on us.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We're having a wonderful time, man.
What the f*ck are you
talking about "wonderful"?
Lauren stole my car!
No, no, no one's yelling.
No, we are, it's all good.
Hello?
Hi.
Yeah, a friend just left
us, so we're bit stranded,
but uh huh.
Yeah, yeah, we can just
call another friend, right?
Who the is driving three
hours to come and get us?
Maybe Brian.
f*ck Brian.
Okay, yeah, thank you so much.
Yeah, and the house
is great, yeah, whatever.
Okay.
Okay, great news.
We have a local taxi if we need it.
[Mina] It's great.
I can't f*cking believe her.
This whole vacation was her idea.
Look, whatever.
We have everything we need right here.
If Lauren wants to leave, so be it.
It's her loss.
It's not "so be it".
It's my car.
Well, you drive her around
wherever she wants to go,
so it's basically hers.
(Aaron laughs)
Oh, is that how that works?
I didn't know that.
I can't believe she left.
Who you calling?
Lauren, it's Aaron and everybody else,
kind of surprised that
you left with Noah's car.
Hey Lauren.
What the f*ck?
That was my car.
The least you could have done
was ask me if you could steal it.
Come back!
Please.
Goodbye.
(dial tone humming)
I need a drink.
Yo, what's this weird noise?
It's a dial tone.
What's a dial tone?
Babe.
It's okay, don't stress yourself out.
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
(gentle music)
- Can I come in?
- Yeah.
You've been hiding in here for a while.
No lunch?
I'm not hungry.
[Aaron] How you doing?
I'm okay.
You?
I wanted to apologize.
Lauren made a move on me
yesterday and I denied her.
Obviously kissing you set her off.
Why?
Why did you deny her?
I don't know.
Not my type.
Just not anywhere like that, I guess.
Beautiful,
with it all together?
Okay, Lauren does
not have it all together.
And I'm kind of into somebody else here.
(gentle music continues)
Well, it still doesn't make sense
that she would just leave.
Like Lauren is dramatic, but
she's not that dramatic, right?
I guess she really liked me.
(gentle music continues)
This sucks.
She's trying to be nice
by inviting me here and I,
I hurt her.
You didn't know.
I'm gonna go for a hike.
Get some fresh air.
Do you wanna come?
A hike?
Nah, it's hot as hell out there.
But I will be here with two
martinis when you get back.
[Mina] Martinis, huh?
That's right.
Hey,
I know it's kind of the reason
that we're all stranded here and stuff, but.
I'm glad you denied her.
Damn, Clo. Okay.
Looking good.
Thank you, I do work hard for this body.
I know, I see you in the gym.
It's paying off.
What about me, bro?
Well, aint none of this?
No Chase, babe, you're not my type.
It's not type, man, I'm a hot dude.
Yes, baby, you are.
You're very hot.
Mina.
Mina. Mina. Mina.
Hey Noah, you feeling better?
Yeah, I've had six of these,
so yeah, I am.
Time for some sun?
Actually, I'm gonna go for a hike.
Do you wanna come?
Ooh, no, that sounds fun.
A little vacay fitness.
Boys?
No, it's hot as hell.
And my foot really hurts.
Come on, don't be a bunch of pussies.
Are you calling me out?
I am.
Look, you could bring
some of your beverages.
Some of our
cold beverages?
[Chase] f*ck it.
(all laugh)
Eh, the foot will be all right.
(uneasy music)
Okay. I'll say it.
It's hot as ba*ls out here.
[Chase] Yeah, man.
My foot f*cking hurts.
Yeah, I'm low key not having a good time.
Man, high key,
f*cking global warming.
It's day 28.
Got lost in the desert.
Haven't had a drink since
the elephant watering hole
10 legion's back.
Sun's so high, it's
evaporated everything in site,
including Noah.
So thirsty, I,
my foot's bleeding.
I don't know if I'll make it.
Yo, don't you two care there's no water?
Of course we do.
(dark music)
[Chase] Doesn't seem like it.
Babe, we're in the middle of the desert.
It's not supposed to be any water.
[Chase] Well, I'm just
getting the sense that
you guys don't care.
This is, this is what New
York's gonna look like
in 30 years.
Chasey, okay, you've
been complaining nonstop.
And we're just trying to
have a, a peaceful hike.
(dark music)
Come over and take my photos of me.
This sweat is making my abs glisten.
(Chase laughs)
- Oh, there you go.
- Yeah?
Ooh.
You got it?
[Chase] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a couple.
You sure?
[Chase] Yeah. Yeah.
I could do it while I'm recording
with this little button thingy.
Wait, where's Noah?
(suspenseful music)
Noah?
[Chase] Noah?
[Chloe] Noah?
Noah?
(tense music)
Noah?
[Noah] Boo! (Girls scream)
Oh my god, that is not funny.
[Chase] Bro, you son of a b*tch.
Dude, where where you hiding?
I was over in those bushes over there.
I don't recommend it.
There's f*cking scorpions everywhere.
[Chase] Dude, that's what you get.
Dumbass.
I didn't now there's scorpions.
Dude, wait till you see this.
It's crazy.
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
Lauren,
I've been thinking a lot today and
it was really shitty the way you left.
I'm sorry that I don't like you like that.
You know, I shouldn't say that.
That's kind of mean.
Is that a camera?
(uneasy music)
Oh, f*ck.
f*cking no.
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
Oh, no f*cking way.
(static cracks)
(uneasy music continues)
Guys, I just found a hidden camera
in Lauren and my villa.
This dream getaway is turning
more into a creepy nightmare.
Not a bad tag line for this video.
(uneasy music continues)
(footsteps crunching)
Oh, where the f*ck are we?
I'm mapped it out.
We're doing a loop.
We're a lot closer to
the house than you think.
Mina, you want one?
Oh, I'm okay. Thanks.
All right. You guys ready?
We just sat down.
How's your foot?
Honestly, it's horrible.
Yeah, we're gonna head
back because it's hot as f*ck.
What?
Yeah, I just need to put my foot up.
Have another colada.
I know it's (mumbles),
but without the finger.
Oh, you mean in the
drink or somewhere else?
No, dude.
You guys are so g*y.
- Nope.
- Wow.
(uneasy music)
Okay, let's fast forward.
(uneasy music continues)
No, no, that's, okay.
(Lauren crying)
Sorry Lauren.
(uneasy music continues)
Wait.
You're asleep.
When do you leave?
(suspenseful music)
sh*t!
(attacker grunting)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music continues)
This place has a creepy beauty to it,
don't you think?
Hey guys, we are out here in the desert
and I'm with my new friend Mina,
can't get her to say a f*cking word.
Any suggestions?
You have service?
Oh, and she speaks.
Wow.
No, I'm using this for
my later (mumbles), but,
now that you're talking,
what's up with you?
Just trying to wrap my
head around all of this.
[Chloe] What do you mean
Lauren being jealous of you?
I mean, come on.
She had a thing for Aaron for years.
[Mina] Well, I didn't know.
[Chloe] You didn't know?
We don't talk anymore.
[Chloe] What are you doing here?
I guess Lauren felt bad for me.
She knows these last few
years have been really hard.
[Chloe] Well, look, don't worry about it.
Maybe she was just on
her period or something.
The kiss was hot.
He definitely likes you.
You should pursue it.
Can you put that camera away?
If Lauren hears, she's
gonna be really upset.
[Chloe] Don't worry about it.
I'm just gonna dub it.
- Ow.
- You okay?
Yeah, just hit a f*cking rock.
(tense music)
[Mina] That's not normal.
(uneasy music)
Is that a camera?
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
(door creaking)
(uneasy music continues)
(door sliding)
Air conditioning.
My best friend.
My one true love.
And you are a close second.
Me or the vodka?
Definitely the vodka.
But hey man, what can I say?
Here you go, my guy.
Yeah.
Cheers.
(glasses clink)
Actually, I think you're
a close second, Chase.
And sh**t, make us some
more pin as N-dog, 'cause.
[Noah] Gladly.
I don't want no more of that.
I'm not doing that again.
Hey, A-ron, you want a colada?
I think he's in the guest house.
Oh, I'll go see if,
I'll go see if he wants a frosty beverage.
Yeah.
Ah.
(uneasy music)
Hey, A-ron?
(uneasy music continues)
Woo.
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
Where's he at?
I don't know.
I didn't see his camera,
so he's probably out sh**ting some.
Ah.
Well, I don't know what's
up with this crew, man,
but it's really starting
to feel like high school.
Yeah, drama!
Never do that again.
Sorry.
To a great and drama free trip.
Salud.
Bro, pool?
Yeah, I'll change.
Let's do it.
Do it to it.
Dude, this pool is awesome, man.
Really sweet move finding this place.
Oh yeah, dude,
the pics were too fire, bro.
I had to cop.
Is your foot okay?
Yeah.
I think the chlorine's like
cleaning out the wound, you know?
Yeah, I don't think
that's how that works at all.
Oh, whatever.
So, bro,
I've been meaning to ask you like,
what's it like being f*cked by a dude?
Sorry.
What?
I mean, you have sex
with guys and girls, right?
Like what's it like?
Are you like curious or something?
No. No. Dude, I just,
well, I just always wondered.
Well, I mean, I, I would
know I'm not a bottom.
Not a bottom?
You have no idea what that means.
Oh, no. I know what it means.
Nah, I'm not one either.
It is not a bad thing, dude.
It's something tells me you
probably would be a bottom.
Oh, cool. Thanks man.
Yeah, no problem, bud.
You know, actually the best
sex I ever had was with a guy.
So is it,
is it like different than kissing a girl?
(uneasy music)
[Chloe] Why is this here?
We're in the middle of nowhere.
[Mina] It's a good question.
[Chloe] Wait, are we going in there?
[Mina] Something's telling me we should.
[Chloe] Mina, I don't
think I can go down there.
Are we going together?
Okay, new friend.
I'll trust you.
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
Oh, sh*t.
What is this place?
[Mina] I don't know.
- It's really creepy though.
- These cameras.
(uneasy music continues)
[Mina] God.
(uneasy music continues)
(chain jingles) (girls gasp)
Oh sh*t.
(uneasy music continues)
Look.
(uneasy music continues)
Is that your f*cking bedroom?
- Somebody's watching us.
- Who?
I don't know. The homeowner?
Ewe.
I talked to that perv on the phone.
(uneasy music continues)
This is the same program
I used for my ukulele videos.
(uneasy music continues)
Oh my God.
[Mina] Oh my God!
- Sorry.
- What?
(uneasy music continues)
I know this is messed up, but.
I look f*cking hot.
(uneasy music continues)
Oh yeah.
(uneasy music continues)
Yes.
(uneasy music continues)
No.
f*cking.
Way.
(uneasy music continues)
Well?
No, Mr. Brightside for me.
Right? Yeah.
You're not my type, so just,
just a friend kissing a friend.
Totally, totally.
Where?
I hope no one saw that.
Yeah, me neither.
I'm hungry, so I'm just gonna like,
did you want anything?
No.
Nope. I, I'm good.
No, I'm, I'm really good, dude.
I, I'm totally fine.
(water bubbling)
(door sliding)
Hey, hey.
Oh, I put your drink over there.
Cool. Thanks.
Do, you didn't want one, right?
No, no, no. Thanks.
They suck. So.
(water bubbling)
So, like, you know, coconut cheddar, so.
- Ugh, yeah.
- Yeah.
I don't know who's buying these.
Girls have been gone a while.
They should be back by now, huh?
Yeah, I guess they have.
They've been gone for a while.
Aaron too, gone for a long time.
It's pretty weird.
Oh, there are the girls.
Oh. Oh, sweet.
(tense music)
And here come the ladies.
(tense music continues)
Oh, they're returning to
their natural habitat, the pool.
Why are they running?
(tense music continues)
That's my Chloe,
always getting in a workout.
Girl, where you been?
I was starting... (slap cracks)
- Oh babe.
- I saw you two kissing.
Wait, what? How?
Oh my God.
Left you guys,
bunker where
Chloe stumbled onto it.
And we went inside and there were these,
these, these, these monitors
hooked up to hidden cameras in the house.
Chase, where did you find this place?
- Online.
- Where?
What website? Where?
My rental home.org.
Must have been a fake website.
Well, no, no, it was super legit.
Well, what did the reviews say?
I, I don't really remember.
Oh my God, there were no reviews?
- No reviews.
- God, Chase.
Well, no, sorry.
I mean, I mean, there could have been,
- I, I didn't look.
- What?
The pics were fire.
- Noah.
- Wait a minute,
- you booked a...
- Here.
- Oh, hey, my keys.
- Yeah.
They were in the bunker.
- Then where's Lauren?
- Exactly.
Where's Aaron?
We don't know. (Slap cracks)
- Babe.
- You had one job.
It was just stay here and not lose anybody.
- Well.
- Babe, that's too.
(slap cracks)
Babe!
Chloe, I really think
you're a little over reacting.
You know what? (Slap cracks)
Shut up, you boyfriend stealer.
He asked me what kissing a guy felt like.
Hey, I was just curious.
Am I not enough of you?
Hey, he's really not my type.
- Well, you're not my type.
- Guys!
When is the last time someone saw Aaron?
Before we left.
I think he's out sh**ting B roll.
(tense music)
Aaron.
- Aaron.
- Aaron?
(tense music continues)
Guys, hold on.
(tense music continues)
[Mina] Aaron.
(tense music continues)
So what are you guys
saying about hidden cameras?
That they're everywhere
and this place is f*cked.
(tense music continues)
Look, Mina, calm down.
I'm sure he'll come walking
through that door any minute.
You don't understand.
Lauren is missing.
But we found the keys.
In this creepy f*cking bunker
where some psycho has been filming us
this entire time.
No one has seen Aaron for hours.
Maybe he's in his room.
(tense music continues)
This better not be some sick prank.
(tense music continues)
[Mina] Aaron?
[Chloe] Aaron?
(tense music continues)
(tense music continues)
[Mina] Aaron?
(uneasy music)
Nothing.
(tense music)
Aaron.
- Aaron.
- Aaron.
(tense music continues)
Aaron, where you at bro?
(uneasy music)
Okay.
(uneasy music)
(uneasy music continues)
Hey guys, he's sitting
at the edge of the pool.
Ah. Thank God.
[Chase] Aaron, bro, are you wasted?
Are you drinking without us?
I'm gonna get this.
(uneasy music continues)
All right, y'all.
This is how we separate
the men from the boys.
Tequila.
You always do.
(dark music)
[Mina] Something's not right.
[Chase] Yo, dude, you're bleeding.
You hit your head?
Are you all right?
(dramatic music)
His mic is in his eye!
[Noah] Get him out of the water.
(dramatic music continues)
Guys?
Run!
(dramatic music)
(nail g*n fires)
(dramatic music continues)
Chase, this way!
(dramatic music continues)
Oh my god.
(dramatic music continues)
Oh, thank God.
It's, hello?
Hello? Can you hear me?
Come on.
Chase, come on.
(dramatic music continues)
(dramatic music continues)
(both screaming)
(dramatic music continues)
30 minutes?
We don't have that kind of time.
(dramatic music continues)
(nail g*n sh**ting)
Chloe!
(dramatic music continues)
(suspenseful music)
(dramatic music)
(Chloe screaming)
(Chloe sobbing)
[Chloe] Help me.
(Mina banging on door)
(uneasy music)
Where where you?
I called 911.
They k*lled Chase.
Oh, oh, where is he?
Guys?
[Chloe] Is the cops coming?
They're 50 miles away.
It's gonna be 30 minutes.
30 minutes?!
What are we supposed to do until then?
Try not to die.
Yeah. Okay. Good plan.
[Mina] Okay. We need weapons.
(all mumbling)
(uneasy music)
Let's k*ll that mother... (glass breaks)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
Do you guys hear anything?
No.
Okay, we can't just
hide here for 30 minutes.
Okay, okay, should we just run?
To where?
f*ck man.
This is supposed to
just be a chill vacation.
Why is he doing this?
Because he's a f*cking psycho.
Yeah, we knew that.
The editing program is the camera's.
I think he's making his own horror movie.
We're the sitting ducks.
Oh my God, I need a Xanax.
I wish we could just
Uber out of this place.
The taxi.
Yes. f*cking great idea.
Yes.
Okay, okay.
We need to get to the phone.
(pounding on door)
You go out.
I'll create a distraction.
You watch her back.
No, no.
I'll go with you.
(suspenseful music)
He f*cking k*lled him. (Cries)
He k*lled him.
(pounding on door)
(suspenseful music continues)
(suspenseful music continues)
(dramatic music)
(all screaming)
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
(uneasy music)
(saw buzzing)
(tense music) (saw buzzing)
(tense music continues)
(Chloe screaming) (Mina gasps)
Hi.
I'm at 102 Desert Road.
How soon can you be here?
(uneasy music)
[Chloe] Noah!
(tense music) (saw buzzing)
(tense music continues) (saw buzzing)
(saw buzzing) (Noah screaming)
- Oh.
- God.
f*ck.
- f*ck!
- Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, Noah, Noah.
- Oh my God.
- Taxi will be here in...
Where is he?
He's outside.
I hit him with the frying pan.
Okay, we need to get out of this house.
[Chloe] Yes we do.
(Noah groans)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can do it.
Just hold on just a little bit longer.
Yeah, you can do this.
[Mina] Guys, we have to go.
Okay.
Come on.
(uneasy music)
[Noah] Oh my God.
(uneasy music continues)
(uneasy music continues)
- sh*t.
- f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.
f*ck.
(slow suspenseful music)
(slow suspenseful music)
Okay, he's still out.
Okay.
Chloe.
We're gonna get to the road.
We're gonna meet the taxi.
We'll run as fast as we can.
Okay.
- He's loosing a lot.
- Hang in there.
We got you.
- Okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
Come on guys.
It's now or never.
We can do this.
Okay? Come on me.
I'm so glad that you're here.
I'm not.
The taxi. Okay.
- Are you ready?
- Yes, I'm ready.
Come on.
(uneasy music continues)
sh*t.
He's gone.
[Chloe] You don't see him
(flesh squelching)
(dramatic music)
(both screaming)
(dramatic music continues)
Help!
(dramatic music continues)
(horn honking)
(flesh squelching)
(dramatic music continues)
No!
(flesh continues squelching)
And cut.
(flesh squelching)
I said cut.
Didn't you hear cut?
Did you hear cut?
Hey.
Hey!
Where do you think
you're going, movie star?
(uneasy music continues)
Got another scene to sh**t.
(Mina crying)
What?
What is happening?
What's happening?
Authenticity.
I'm giving the audience what they want.
Y'all wanted to make a movie, right?
This is a movie.
My movie.
I waited a long time
for the right time and the right cast.
Don't you screw up my ending.
You m*rder*d my friends.
Your friends got what they wanted.
Always craving attention,
wanting to be famous.
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
And you,
I'm making you a star.
I called the cops.
I called the cops.
What's your emergency?
(uneasy music continues)
See?
Right there.
That's authenticity.
That's the truth.
Astonishing performance, Mina.
You have brought us to this perfect cl*max.
No, you are f*cking
crazy that you are nuts.
You are nuts.
No.
Bravo,
bravo,
bravo.
You see?
This is all gonna work.
(uneasy music continues)
This is my brother.
He's a jack of all trades.
(uneasy music continues)
A carpenter.
Because every franchise
needs an icon, right?
- And now...
- Please.
We've come to the last shot of the day.
You know what they call that, right?
(uneasy music continues)
The martini?
(blade sawing) (Mina screaming)
No.
Holy sh*t.
That was amazing.
Are you serious?
The martini?
That's how it ends?
Are you guys f*cking kidding?
We need to get the f*ck out of here.
- Now.
- What?
No. Come on, it's just a movie.
That was not just a movie.
That was, that was real life.
Okay.
It did kind of remind me of a,
"A Diary of a Serial k*ller".
I'm too high for this sh*t, you guys.
I'm just saying.
(knocking on door)
(uneasy music)
- What the f*ck?
- Okay, calm down.
I'll get it.
(uneasy music continues)
Kayla, do not open the door.
[Kayla] Guys, come on.
(uneasy music continues)
Kayla!
[Mike] Baby?
(uneasy music continues)
Guys, there's no one out here.
Okay, this is a little weird.
I think somebody's f*cking with us.
See, that's what I'm saying.
This, guys, this is the same f*cking house.
That guy Aaron, he,
he was k*lled right there.
I'm way too high for this sh*t.
I, we need to get the f*ck out of here.
I do not wanna be here anymore.
Can we please leave?
Get the f*ck outta here.
- Come on.
- What about our bags?
[Mike] f*ck the bags.
[Jenny] Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
[Kayla] I want get out of here.
(uneasy music continues)
(doors slamming)
- [Jenny] Hurry, hurry, hurry.
- Alright.
(interposing voices speaking)
[Mike] It's not coming on.
[Kayla] What do you mean?
- What the...
- What the f*ck?
- It's not working!
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.
[Mike] It's not going.
- What...
- It's not coming on!
Is that a camera?
What?
- What?
- What?
Are you serious?
Why is it flashing?
What the f*ck?
Oh sh*t.
(all screaming)
Hey, hey
There's nothing wrong with me
No, it's nothing I can see
Ooh
And so, something's wrong with me
Yeah, baby, it's you
Hey, hey
Action!
Fade in.
I think most of my life,
I'm what you would call an underachiever.
And my dad constantly reminded me of that.
I'm gonna tell you right now, dad,
I did something
that I'm proud of.
It just takes people,
it takes some people a little longer
to find out
they are and what they do best.
Baby it's you
Hey, you
(people screaming)
I'm sick of looking at your face
Ooh oh
Be right back.
So baby, it's you
No
Let's say goodbye
To
You
(hip hop music)
Psycho
React from a drum kick
You better back up
Before I turn into a nine clip
Man, when I'm loaded
Wack, MCs exploded
'Cause they bring good noting
Now the fool's in the ground, you move
You better believe
We be knocking out your teeth
Beef, beef
Beef, beef
Psycho, blast
Barrelling down the apps
Yeah
Busting up a 40
And slapping on a ski-mask
We're gonna put in work
Yeah, yeah
I get to put in work
Ooh
Pass me the shotgun Why
I said blast
I'm leaving dead human
body parts on the grass
Better think fast
When I'm coming up the block
Gotta game
c*ck
Loaded
Pop Yeah
Oh damn, I missed
It's getting kinda hectic
Wanna kiss 'em with my fist
Oh sh*t
What they coming
Boom, I need it
Oh sh*t Bolts and I need
I'm dope, so I need it
I can't make up my
mind when I'm packing
You know I be like mission jacket
Mission jacket
Mission jacket
Man, I be overreacting
When I'm belling with the homies
We back cracking
Loco, yeah
It's a g*ng of us
You know, they get that
It's a g*ng of us
I'm telling you right now, punk
Uh, yeah, it's a g*ng of us
You know, yeah yeah
yeah it's a g*ng of us
You know, you know, you know, yeah
Uh, it's a g*ng of us
You know, yeah
It's a g*ng of us
I'm telling you right now, punk
Uh yeah, it's a g*ng of us
You know, yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's a g*ng of us
Check it
A g*ng of sick little ropes
That I hang with
If you wanna dodge
Step up and try to change this
'Cause I be rolling with a homie
Straight jeep
Deep
Deeper than Noelle
Can't you tell
Well, McCreep don't sleep on his cheek
As if you do your resident piece
Jumping in the G and grab the heat
To make the mission complete
I'm sick
I can't control myself
I'm going loco
When I say my 40 focals
Grab the mic
Inside the tobo coming off
Like patties on a h*
And with this flow, yo
I'm going loc at the show
Every time we go to parties
Yo, we get into some conflict
But we don't give a damn
'cause the clique is too big
I can't hack it
I'm thinking of saying
words like bag it
I got so much hate
I can't escape from a straight-jacket
It's a g*ng of us
We got a g*ng of pow
So I'm off to the neighborhood hangout
It's a g*ng of us
Check it out
It's a g*ng of us
The OJ, H double O D
It's a g*ng of us
Check it out
It's a g*ng of us
Punk
Key to the lock
Lock to the key
You wanna know why I trip
It's the Smith in me
'Cause the Wesson
Leaving you guessing
The H double O D
Fight before the session, punk
Mad as a lunatic
I'm crazy as hell
I'm gonna get the eight K
And break the homies outta jail
And when I arrive
I'm gonna turn into a fiend
And spray anybody
that I catch wearing green
I got a lot homies
I got a lot homies
But who's the marks over there
Acting like they know me
I'm rolling in a fool
Sheet to the max
And in my new cax
I got a new strap
If you step into my territory
And start cursing
And thinking you a bad boy
Bam, it's curtains
It's a g*ng of us
Yeah, it's a g*ng of us, fools
It's a g*ng of us, yeah, noob
It's a g*ng of us
Yeah
It's a g*ng of us
Yeah, it's a g*ng of us
It's a g*ng of us
Fool, it's a g*ng of us
You wanna know why
I been getting so high
High
High
High, fool
You can't come up here
You don't want to come up here
The H double O D's
outta your atmosphere
Have you ever seen a cranium snow
Blood splatter everywhere
And on the wall and on your clothes
Snot coming out your nose
The uggs get hectic
I don't give a damn
(artist singing indistinctly)
The homies from the
hood ain't the rumor
One false move and we give your a*s
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