Ghost Punchers (2025)

[bunniefuu]

Hello, Wiener Weenies delivery.

Get 'em while they're hot...

dog.

Greetings, please come in.

I actually have some

other deliveries to make.

Some guy ordered a Big

Garlic Wiener, so I gotta-

I insist, enter.

[Low ghostly rumble]

Uh, how you doing that?

Is that like the moonwalk or something?

All right, well I should

probably drop these weenies

Off and head to the next place.

So if you could just take

your order. I can be going.

Hello?

[Door slams]

Okay, have a good one.

Thanks for ordering Wiener Weenies Hotdogs.

Oh no.

What is happening?

I need a host.

Oh my God.

Be my vessel.

Ahh

So garlic works?

Damn it.

Last one.

Super Ultra Wind Up Punch!

What the hell was that?

Sloppy work Peterson.

I expected more from you.

Who are you? What's going on?

I have pepper flakes. I'll throw them.

Stand down. Peterson.

You will refer to me as Ms. Frost.

Ms. Frost?

This is Mr. Black and Mr. Drive.

Well, I'll cut right to the chase.

I'm sure you're wondering what's going on.

Big time.

I ordered that hot dog

to be delivered here.

I had to see what a legend

like you was capable of.

Legend?

You were a little rough around the edges.

And, your tactics were less than subpar.

But you did accomplish what I had hoped.

You punched a ghost.

My god, that was a ghost?

Okay, what is going on?

We are members of a secret

elite government agency

Of paranormal

combat, also known as the Ghost Punchers.

And I'm here to recruit you.

I have to say you're not

exactly what I had in mind

after reading your file,

decorated military officer

and Special Ops CIA. I

expected you not to be

so alarmed in a situation like this.

Special Ops, what?

You are K. Peterson are you not?

Yeah.

Ex-military, father of three,

Graduate of Berkeley, Special Ops CIA?

Oh

No, that's my brother Kyle.

What? No, you are K. Peterson, are you not?

Your name tag says K.

Peterson for God sakes.

Oh yeah. No, I'm, I'm Kevin Peterson.

You're thinking of my brother Kyle,

Winner of the Distinguished

Intelligence Medal.

Yeah, that's my brother.

Although I won a hotdog

eating contest once.

Well, I mean, technically

it was 12th place,

but you see what happened-

No, you mean to tell me

that you are not legendary

CIA Agent K. Peterson Code name Ultimate.

You are apparently his brother

that nobody has ever heard about.

Yeah. My brother is the

hero in the family. Mr. Perfect.

Meanwhile, I might as well be a ghost

From what my intelligence

team gathered I was

to understand that K.

Peterson was undercover

as a blue collar worker.

But apparently all we have is some loser

12th rate hotdog contest slacker.

Hey.

All right. Let's just k*ll him

and try to find the real K. Peterson.

Whoa. Hold on. Let, let's talk about this.

You know, too much.

You've gotta be eliminated.

But, but I punched a ghost, right?

You can just recruit me instead.

He's got a point-

Shut up.

You really think you

can join the Ghost Punchers?

You think you can face the hellscape that

is paranormal combat?

I mean, it beats getting k*lled.

It's not like I have

much to live for anyway.

The girl I like doesn't know I exist. And-

Can you be fearless in

the face of the undead?

Uh... I mean... ah...

Your response is not reassuring.

Well, it is just, I hate scary movies.

I mean, they make them so scary now a days.

Like I watched

this one once where this possessed doll

was trying to k*ll everyone-

Shut up. Okay...

K. Peterson, join

the Ghost Punchers and I won't k*ll you.

Do a bad job and you'll die on the job.

You shake my hand, you no longer exist.

You join the Ghost Punchers

and you become a ghost to society,

no friends, no family, nothing.

You will serve your organization.

Can I quit my delivery job?

Consider yourself

fired from the hot dog stand.

Welcome to the Ghost Punchers.

So... you're all Ghost Punchers, huh?

Yep.

Cool.

So how long have you been Ghost Punch-

You don't have to make smell talk.

So do we get vacation days or is that-

You will have a job, food,

And permission to live.

Four days for Christmas, two personal days.

Cool.

You have 12 hours to collect your

Things and meet me at headquarters.

Well, that's not enough time. I...

See you at 2:00pm

Oh, hey, Mr. Black.

Mr. Peterson.

K. Peterson.

Welcome to the Ghost Punchers.

Thank you.

You can call me Ms.

Violet, please follow me.

This is Ghost Punchers HQ.

We currently have 99

registered Ghost Punchers.

Soon to be a hundred.

Whoops

Lost one. Looks like you

are gonna be number 99.

Lost one?

Ghost Punchers are the only line

of defense the city has

against the paranormal.

When a ghost

has unfinished business, it haunts the city

until it can find a vessel

take over, and use them

to finish what they started.

Whoa, that's freaky.

They say the host blacks out while

the ghost is using them

like their brain is on pause

until the ghost is done.

Really freaky.

We are here to defend the

innocent people of New York,

to fight against the paranormal,

and send them back where they belong.

So what are we just supposed to get rid of

all the ghosts in the city?

In a perfect world that our

leader Ms. Frost dreams of,

But realistically,

we're more like ghost population control.

Your training will begin soon.

But first, let's drop off your things.

Welcome to your humble abode.

Humble is putting it lightly.

Here is your official

Ghost Punchers issued uniform.

You'll wear it at all times.

Oh, okay...

What's with the two beds?

K. Peterson, meet your assigned living mate

Ms. Shadow. Careful,

she's a real nightmare.

Whoa

You're the legendary K.

Peterson that they talked up?

K. Peterson, meet Ms. Shadow.

You're less attractive

than they made you sound.

- He's the brother.

There was a clerical error

and he is the brother of

the legendary K. Peterson.

But I'm sure with proper

training, he will be just

as promising as we all expected.

Now you two get acquainted

And your training will begin in 60 minutes.

So I-

Your name's K. Peterson, right?

Yeah, Kevin. Kevin Peterson.

I'm gonna call you Pete

Or just Mr. Peterson, is fine.

So Pete,

that's actually my bed.

Don't eat my cereal and we'll be okay.

Hopefully this roommate situation

works out better than the last guy.

The last guy?

Yep.

Died on the job. Really sucks too 'cause

He still owed me like 20 bucks.

Oh wow.

You are like my fourth roommate.

Everyone keeps dying.

Look, Pete, you seem nice.

So I'm gonna warn you, I'm a nightmare.

Oh, come on.

Ms. Violet warned me you were a nightmare.

But that seems kind of harsh.

I'm sure you're not all

that bad. You seem... nice.

Pete, I am an actual

nightmare

More than just humans work here

you know. Ghost

Punchers need all the help they can get.

Wow. That's crazy.

You're an actual nightmare?

Yep. And you ask me again,

I'm gonna pop your own mattress.

So, you're a real nightmare?

It is an air mattress.

What the heck is this tie thing?

It's called a Crossover

Tie. Ghost Puncher tradition.

Since the beginning.

They used to say that the cross shape

of the tie used to scare off the ghosts.

It was actually just a bunch of B.S.

because all you're really

doing is scaring off the

ladies looking like a

dweeb in that dumb thing.

I've never worn a tie

before. Hate this thing.

- I like it.

Thanks. Hey, I'm Kevin.

I mean uh Mr. Peterson.

But you can call him Pete.

- Oh, hello, Pete.

I'm Ms. Raven.

She's a succubus

Really?

Hmm, uh, that's neat.

[Smack]

Oh uh.

[Sniffing]

Ooh.

Okay, Raven, keep it in your pants.

We got work to do.

- Hello, Ghost Punchers

and welcome to training.

I am happy to be your guide in getting

started on this journey.

Now, first, a message

from our leader, Ms. Frost.

Hello Ghost Punchers.

Some of you have

been here for a long time, so this is going

to be review. For the new blood,

listen carefully. Our goal is

to protect our

great city from the paranormal. Ghosts

are a problem, and our

job is to punch as many

as we can into oblivion.

You are all honorably risking your lives

to protect your city.

Our organization is a secret.

No one will ever know of your heroism,

but you will get a certificate

and a gift card to pizza if you survive.

If you do a great job,

You will get an additional star ranking.

Now, ghosts are made of pure energy.

They are able to bend the laws of physics

to their will, all while being untouchable.

You throw something at a

ghost goes right through it.

You sh**t b*ll*ts at a ghost,

it's like you're sh**ting at the air.

The only way to make

physical contact with a ghost is

with the help of an apprentice

ghost. The Spirit Hand.

The only way to make contact

or "punch" a ghost.

You must make a pact

with an apprentice ghost

and they will become your Spirit Hand.

I'll now leave you in the capable

hands of my assistant, Ms. Violet.

Good luck out there.

Any questions?

Yeah. So does that mean

that we gotta use a ghost

to punch a ghost?

A dumb question.

Mr. Corn, if you

ask another nonsensical question like that,

I'm going to take away your only star

and demote you to cafeteria duty.

You must make a pact

with an apprentice ghost in

Order to have a Spirit Hand.

If you do not have a Spirit

Hand, please step forward.

Don't worry, this will

be quick and painful.

Mr. Fredrickson, put your hand in the box.

I really don't want to. - Mr. Fredrickson.

We don't have all day.

Put your hand in there.

Yes.

- This is taking too long.

Now, request that he

becomes your Spirit Hand.

Be my Spirit Hand.

It isn't taking

Mr. Frederickson was incompatible

With his apprentice ghost.

It's okay, he's dead.

Mr. Peterson, you're up next.

- Don't worry, Pete, you'll take with the

apprentice.

I'm sure of it. Here, let me help.

Geez, you're sure you

are not the real nightmare?

Request this ghost to

become your Spirit Hand.

I, I wanna make a pact,

become my Spirit Hand

- Whelp, I call a skateboard.

- Ms. Shadow. Stand down. Just wait.

Welcome back, Peterson.

It's time to get ready

for your first mission.

Wait, wait, wait. What? - Oh, Pete.

Oh, I'm so glad you didn't die.

I think you and I have a

good thing going, you and I.

Oh, she's a nightmare. Oh

- Before me stands a

mixture of new recruits

And veterans who

have recently lost their combat partners.

But you will be lonely no more.

Now is the time to pick new partners.

Remember to choose wisely

because you'll be spending the

majority of your time together.

And as comrades, you

will have each other's back

through the thick of battle.

You'll be sharing your lives together.

Yes.

Now choose your combat partners.

Hey, Ms. Raven, you wanna be partners?

Oh baby, I would love to,

But Ms. Shadow already claimed you.

What?

Hmm yes.

Why hey there partner Pete

Ready to giddy up?

You?

Why?

We already have to be roommates.

Did you have to ruin this

too? God, I can't escape you.

You're like a, a...

Nightmare?

It's too bad, baby. I really wanted you.

- Alright Partner Pete, ready to hit it?

Please don't hit me.

Don't worry. I'm not gonna hit you.

Okay...

Ow. What the hell? You hit me.

You hit you.

I hate you.

Hate you too.

Hey guy, can you believe this?

I got paired up with a succubus.

This is the best ever. Woo.

Bye Pete.

Hey, Ms. Frost. If I didn't

have my Spirit Hand yet,

How was I able to punch that ghost?

Is garlic really that effective?

That's just an old myth Pete.

I lent you,

my Spirit Hand

when I could tell you were gonna put up a

Fight and I knew you'd handle it just fine.

So you all knew that I

wasn't gonna die when I

requested my apprentice ghost?

No. There was a 60%

chance you were gonna die.

I was just willing to bet on those odds.

Thank you.

Oh...

- Here we are.

There's a haunting

happening in that building.

Look it's my old coworker,

Delilah. Hey Delilah!

Are you insane Peterson?

No one from your previous life is allowed

to be in contact with you.

We're a secret organization

try to keep it that way.

Sorry.

Just go inside the building

and punch out that ghost. Ms. Shadow

keep an eye on him. I'll be back in an hour

To bring you back to HQ.

So, so do you mind if you

punch the ghost this time

and I watch you, you

know, just so I can see

how it's done. And the next time,

next time I could like

Punch two ghosts to even it out?

No, can do Pete. The ghost attacks you,

you gotta punch it.

What was that? Why're you so jumpy?

Sheesh.

Oh my god. It's floating.

So the ghost knows we're

here. Big whoop, come on.

But it's floating.

Why wasn't I just happy

being a delivery boy?

Play video games. I ate

hot dogs. That's the life.

And I didn't even know it.

Snap out of it.

Ow.

Wait,

do you smell chicken?

No.

Guess it's just you.

OK, you take upstairs.

I'll check this floor.

Wait, wait, wait, why, why

do I have to go upstairs?

OK, fine... I'll take upstairs

and you take this floor.

But... wwhh... I...

[Creepy laughing]

Oh no.

Ms. Shadow! Ms. Shadow, help me!

"Play with me or die"?

[Thud]

[Thud]

[Thud]

[Thud]

[Thud]

What are doing on the floor?

What are you doing

freaking me out like that?

You were screaming my name chicken.

What's that?

I don't know. It kind of looks like a...

A grenade.

A grenade?

[creepy laughing]

Ghosts have grenades now?

Why?

Now's your chance buddy.

PUNCH THAT GHOST! Woo woo woo woo woo!

Hello? You gonna do it or not!?

This is your training mission!

Are you kidding me?

What the hell Pete?!

Kevin! My name is freaking Kevin! Okay?

You know Peter, my job is to assist you

with paranormal combat.

Well, why didn't you help me then?

- Because my other, other job is

to make sure you don't run away.

My other, other, other job is to

k*ll you if you try to escape.

Really? I thought we were partners.

We are!

But my other, other, other, other job is

to make sure you stay in line.

If work gets out about what we do here,

There could be complete chaos in the city.

Do you want 8 million people screaming

and running around in the city?

And I would've helped you

if you would've needed it.

By the way, it's your first mission.

Ms. Frost wants to see

what we're capable of.

Capable of screaming and running away.

Great first day on the job.

Look, Shadow, Ms. Shadow to you.

Look, I'm

sorry. Let's just go back inside

and I'll try to pull it

together and punch a ghost.

Okay?

Oh sh*t.

What?

Code 8008.

Civilian take over. A Ghost

just got that lady.

Delilah! No.

[Creepy laughing]

Play with me or die.

Let's play hide and seek.

God damn it.

Delilah... I...

Great job scaredy pants.

Now we're both gonna

die. You frigging idiot.

What why?

Once Ms. Frost finds out

she's gonna k*ll us both.

A ghost civilian

possession is number one on the don't let

it happen list.

We kind of the opposite of

what our jobs were tonight.

Well sh*t.

Yeah. Well sh*t.

What are we gonna do?

I'm not gonna die for your mistake.

Why is it

always life or death around here?

We deal with ghosts, idiot.

I'm not gonna tell her.

- I'm not gonna tell her.

- I'm not gonna tell her.

Shadow. Peterson.

How was your first combat as partners?

I...

We...

Oh, you go for it.

No, you go for it.

Well, you see, um...

you see what happened was,

well, uh, uh... ummm...

Pete ran.

What?

Pete ran

from an expl*si*n

and now the ghost

is no longer in the house.

So...

Well done Peterson.

Looks like you

and your brother are

slightly related after all.

Uh yeah?

I knew you and Shadow

would make a great team.

Sounds like the ghost

really put you through it

With an expl*si*n.

It's not like you hear

that every day. Well,

Glad to hear that

you punched out the ghost and it's gone.

Well done.

- Yeah. -Yeah.

Mission accomplished.

Something accomplished.

Let's get back to HQ. Nice job.

My brother would've

punched a ghost today and been a hero.

Why am I like this?

Okay, that's it. I'm gonna have courage.

I'm gonna have no fear.

Hey.

Ah!

What?

What are you doing in my bed?

We need to talk Pete.

Oh my God.

In my 200 years,

I have never failed a job.

You're 200 years old?

I'm not telling Ms. Frost about this.

Good. Neither am I.

We need to figure out how

to cast the ghost outta that lady.

And then you need to

punch it into oblivion.

OK, OK... I can do that.

We just need to figure

out how to track down

The ghost first.

Yeah. Do you know where ghosts hang out?

That sounds like some sort of setup

to some sort of crap joke.

I was being serious.

Do you know where Ghost hang out?

The bar.

Because of all the boos. Am I right?

[Cricket sounds]

Tough crowd.

My name's Pete and

I'm afraid of everything.

[Booing]

That's what you sound like.

Ghosts don't just hang out.

Idiot. They hunt wherever they want.

Wait, would the ghost have gone

To the next place Delilah was going?

I mean, it's possible.

I know where to look, the

first thing in the morning, we'll, just-

Ghost don't go out in broad daylight idiot.

So then we'll just go now then.

What you think we could

just sort of walk outta here.

We're not allowed

outside at night unless it's

On an official job.

Being your partner really stresses me out.

Hey, I have a question.

Is it about my necklace?

Yeah.

Fine.

What's with the necklace?

This is Nightmare Fuel.

Nightmare Fuel?

If my energy ever drains, I drink this here

Nightmare Fuel and it refills me.

Wow. That's interesting.

How do you get that liquid in there?

It fills up and I'm being

a nightmare to people.

Aha.

Yeah, it's great.

[Alarm sounds]

[INTERCOM] Haunting

detected in Tribeca, any

available Ghost Punchers, please dispatch.

What's that mean?

It means that we're getting

out of here after all.

[INTERCOM] Ghost Punchers, please dispatch.

Haunting detected in Tribeca, any available

Ghost Punchers, please dispatch.

Now let's make this quick

So we can track down your possessed friend.

Actually kind of a regular apartment, huh?

That's a nice change.

Oh no. Gah!

What a baby. Come on

Shadow, Shadow, Shadow.

Pete.

Summoning apprentice Spirit Hand!

Pete a little help here

Any day now Pete.

Ah

Summoning apprentice Spirit Hand.

Super Ultra Wind Up Punch.

I did it.

You did it Pete. You did it. You did it.

You punched a ghost!

Thanks for saving me. Come here.

You can use towel

Let's go.

So you really think this

Delilah chick is gonna be at

your old hotdog restaurant?

What is it? Weenie Peenies?

Wiener Weenies.

And yeah,

That would be my first

guess at where she might be.

Hmm?

You found me.

Hey Delilah, would

you just stay right there?

OK..

Yeah. I'm not getting

in trouble 'cause of you.

So stay put.

Hey careful. Careful.

Okay... would you come outta

my friend, please, Mr. Ghost.

I have had a really big crush on you

for like four years now.

And I would very much like to tell you

myself in person one day.

Delilah, can you hear me?

Tag, you're dead.

Pete!

Pete, come on sleeping beauty.

Pete, come on.

Don't be dead. Don't be dead.

Don't be dead, don't

be dead, don't be dead.

[Crashing sound]

[Mumbling unknown language]

All right, lady. That's it. Game's over.

You k*lled my favorite

partner. You son of a b*tch.

Now hold still so I could

punch you straight to hell.

Summoning apprentice Spirit Hand.

Hold still.

Tag.

You're dead.

Pete?

Ms. Shadow. Glad to see you're alive.

Pete.

Sorry I couldn't save you.

It's Okay Shadow... I wish

I could have saved Delilah.

Do me a favor, please save her.

I'll help you out where I can.

It's my unfinished business.

Pete.

Portal

Uh oh.

That looks like a real problem.

The ghost that got Delilah,

it must have had some

sort of special abilities,

'cause I've never seen a portal ripped

into the spirit realm before.

Wait, no, wait. Yes, no wait.

What?

In theory, if we make the portal

big enough to fit your body

inside, then we should be able to

Rejoin your body with your spirit.

Are you serious? I can come back.

I think so.

I just need some help

making the portal bigger.

Pete, I'm gonna need you

to help me get some backup.

Hey.

[Screaming]

[Laughing]

[Screaming]

This is so weird. I can't,

can't feel myself walking

Because you are not.

Okay...

We just open the portal a smidge more

and then I'll leave this poor guy alone.

Maybe I should make him a

hot dog before I leave him.

Seems excessive.

I'm just saying. I feel bad.

I made him spill all of his food also.

I think he piss his pants.

Ew.

Ready?

Ready.

Yes.

Holy sh*t! Yes!

Shove that in your hole.

Woo yes. Okay... Alright.

Now we just need to get

your body from upstairs.

You got it.

Oh, uh, and Pete, one more itty-bitty,

Teeny tiny little minuscule thing.

You can never ever, ever,

ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

ever, ever, ever,

ever tell anyone that you were a ghost.

Why?

They don't want anyone who's been a ghost,

or anyone who has

become friends with a ghost,

Because they don't want

us empathizing with them.

I mean, there's no mercy in ghost punching.

And it becomes

this whole conflict of interest thing.

So just, mums the word. Okay?

Understood.

Cross my heart, hope to...

Well, you know.

Well, well, well...

Oh, ummmm, ehhhh, hey

guys, come here

often?

Oh, well hey, Ms. Shadow.

We heard reports of paranormal activity

happening in the area.

Ah, looks like Shadow is

in cahoots with a ghost.

That's a big no-no for the Ghost Punchers.

What? No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's, that's, that's, that's not a ghost.

That's, that's just, that's um...

My... my name... is Ray.

Yeah. Uh, Ray.

Oh (laughs)

Yeah, you know Ray.

Ray here. Ray is actually,

Ray is my cousin.

[laughing]

Well, "Ray", we're going to

have to punch that ghost out

of you and then we can do it all

night long.

Or we can do it first, and then-

Ah, ah, I may be a succubus,

but I'm not a monster.

I would never have sex with a ghost.

Especially one

that opens portals to the spirit realm.

Now, now it's time to ghost punch.

Wait, wait, wait.

Summoning apprentice.

Hold on.

Spirit Hand.

Whoa, hey!

I got her. I got her. I got her. I got her.

I was framed!

I panicked!

I was framed, I want my...

Shh...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

Pete!

Whoa.

[Vapor sounds]

Uh!

K. Peterson. You are sensual ghost.

Hey, what the hey, Peterson's a ghost.

Ah.

Please don't report us.

Well, I'll be.

Please.

I need your help getting

Pete back in his body.

I don't know. Ms. Raven, what do you think?

I'll do Anything you say.

I know you would.

Alright, I'll do it.

I'm a sucker for love.

[Laughing]

Love?

[Laughing]

Love... no.

No, no, who said anything

about love? No, no.

I'm, I'm just, I, I'm, I'm a nightmare.

And, and nightmares

can't love. And sure I feel

all tingly when he's near me,

but that's, that's only

because I'm having an allergic

Reaction to his stupid cologne.

All right. We'll leave

you two love birds alone.

Bye snowball!

Whatever. Let's just, let's

just get you back so that

I could be your worst nightmare.

It's moving.

OK...

OK, Pete, you're just gonna go ahead

And fly through the portal

and rejoin with your body.

And when you are alive again,

Just give this

rope here a tug and we'll pull you back in.

Got it?

OK...

Good luck.

Pete? [Echoes] Pete... Pete...

It's moving. It's moving. It's moving.

Pull him in!

Come on!

Come on guys!

Come on!

Pete!

Thank you.

Aww.

I'm gonna need to get you a towel.

Oh!

[Laughing]

God... geeze.

That was one crazy a*s dream.

Ooh, hot dog. Sweet.

You four were out hours

past your mission time.

Do you know what happens

when you work during the day?

People start to ask questions.

Questions that we cannot answer.

And when we don't answer

them, they start turning

to conspiracy theories on the internet.

The amount of

paperwork, the amount of fires that I have

to put out when

a single Ghost Puncher screws up is a week

out of my life.

And when all four of

you screw up altogether,

well, you can just believe

that I'm going to put you

through hell for the hell that you have

Now put me through.

Do not ever do this again!

Do you understand?

Ms. Frost?

You're this upset because

we were out too late.

Yes. Peterson, is there something else

that I should be upset about?

No. Just making sure.

Get outta my sight.

She's scary when she's angry.

Yeah.

You know, she's slowly k*lling him. Right?

Lucky b*stard.

[Kissing sounds]

Anyway,

what are we gonna do about that portal?

We have to close it and save Delilah.

Yeah. We need to do it stat before

Ms. Foster finds out.

How the hell are we gonna get outta here

without anybody noticing?

We need a diversion.

[Falling crash]

[Moaning Noises]

That'll work.

[Kissing sounds]

You're aware

that she's slowly sucking

him dry of his seed until he

Finally dies?

[Kissing, grunting, moaning sounds]

Best job ever.

What a way to go.

Let's go dummy.

[Kissing sounds]

Wow.

You don't look very inconspicuous.

Yeah, well, I'm not the one who looks like

The world's biggest pen exploded on him.

Ha ha. Very funny.

Will you calm down.

This is New York City baby.

Look, there's a group of break dancers.

A guy in a thong, a

dude in an off brand Elmo

Costume, humping a tourist.

No one's looking at you.

Ms. Shadow.

Hey Mr. Black.

Mr. Black hi.

What are you doing here?

We were just, um, you know.

Uh...

Uh...

Yeah, what he said.

(eh)

- (eh)

Is that a ghost?

Huh?

Shadow. You better,

ma'am I am so sorry, ma'am.

I don't know how that happened.

You pervert

How dare you, pervert.

Don't you touch me.

I'm so sorry!

[Laughing]

You know, for a nightmare.

You haven't been too bad.

Oh. For a dummy,

you haven't been too dumb.

You guys good over here?

Do you need anything?

Oh yeah. Can I just get some extra ketchup?

Yeah. Sure. There you go.

Oh, actually, you haven't been

to the basement lately, have you?

Why you the health inspector?

No.

You know, legally you have to tell me

if you're the health inspector.

Otherwise it's entrapment.

I'm not the health inspector. I was just

curious.

No, I haven't been to the basement.

I'm surprised no one

here has recognized you.

Didn't you work here for like a year?

Four years. Guess I didn't make much

of an impact on these people.

Well, in the last four

days, you've made quite an impact on me.

Never got along this

well with a partner before

Aw, the last bite.

I always savor it. If done correctly

it's the best bite because

when you eat the hot dog,

you hold it at this angle

so that all the juices flow

and gather together in the end.

And they create

this one juicy, glorious, life-changing

bite of wonderful hotdo-

Still a nightmare.

Let's go get your girlfriend. Girlfriend.

You know, "sir",

your suit basically

screams health inspector.

I'm pretty sure-

Cody! We grilled together dude!

Can't be, I grill alone.

Is it just me, or is the

glow brighter than before?

Seems brighter.

I thought ghost only came out at night.

If you paid attention

during training instead

of staring at the succubus, you'd know

that ghosts don't like sunlight.

So basements but kind of their jam.

Oh my God.

Your girlfriend is one crazy lady.

[Mumbling unknown language]

OK, I'll distract her.

You get the punch in.

Okay.

I can do that.

Hey, crazy lady.

You found me, let's play tag.

Not today lady.

Summoning apprentice Spirit Hand

Super Ultra Wind Up Punch!

Would you distract her?

So, uh, what do you get

when you cross a ghost and a...

tough crowd.

Nice try, lady.

Pete!

Shadow what are you doing?

I don't know.

Gimme that.

God, I have to fight one crazy lady.

Now I have to fight you too?

Pete!

Watch out! Up, down, down, up.

Ow.

I hate to break his two pal.

I don't think she likes you.

You think she's gone?

OK... I'll distract her again.

You get the punch in this time.

OK... Got it.

Hey, coo coo puffs.

Hurry up.

Super

Ultra

Wind

Up

Punch

Delilah. Delilah, are you okay?

Delilah? Delilah, are you okay? Delilah?

OW!

You punched me.

You jerk!

What? No. I..

Can't believe it.

How could you?

What's wrong with you? -Let's just

seal up the portal for now

and get her out of here.

OK... "Delilah," do you remember anything

that happened in the past few days?

Not really. I, I remember delivering food

and then suddenly I got punched.

I'm sorry.

So who are you anyway?

And what's up with Kevin's suit?

Oh, a pen exploded on me.

I work with Pete. I mean, Kevin.

Oh, so you work at Wiener Weenies too?

Sure.

Ah, since when?

Okay...

You ask a lot of questions, lady.

The important part is, you

don't remember anything.

So Ms. Frost will never

find out and you can live.

So have a nice life

and see you never. Let's go.

Sorry again... for punching you.

Delilah.

You were possessed by a ghost.

I punched it out of you.

I saved you. I work for an agency

for paranormal combat

called the Ghost Punchers.

We save people. But I did it for you

because I, I care about you.

What are you doing?

Sorry, I had to, I couldn't live

with myself if

she thought I would just hit her like that.

Oh my God.

I just needed you to know. So...

Really?

Why does this all sound

insane, but feels correct?

Zip-a-dee freakin' doo,

you moron. She knows.

Good for you. Except now we're in more

trouble than ever before.

Gah!

I swear between the two of us, you make me

look like a daydream.

Why did I revive you?

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

There is a portal

to Ghost Land that at least 20 other

Ghosts in the city because of it.

I'm living a nightmare.

You are a nightmare.

So aren't you always living a nightmare?

Nightmares can have

nightmares. Like right now,

You are my biggest nightmare.

So I was possessed by a

ghost, you're a nightmare,

and there's a hell portal in the basement?

Okay...

Let's k*ll her. -What? -What?

She knows way too much.

And I blame you for all of this.

So you have to k*ll her.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody's

k*lling anyone.

Delilah I've liked you

for a really long time

and I've never had the chance to tell you.

So I just needed you to

know that I would never hit you

because, because I,

I... I love you.

I'm still getting over you punching me.

Ok, take a break

Romeo. Wiener lady. You know way too much.

So you can either join

us or we can k*ll you

and you can blame your stupid face

Punching boyfriend for all this.

OK. I have to see this for myself.

Great.

Welcome to the Ghost Punchers.

She is not a Ghost Puncher.

She's just helping us until

we know what to do with her.

OK. Alright.

There is a gaping hole

into the spirit realm,

and we need to do more

with it than just cover it

With a Skye Hoshi poster.

Let's go fill one big a*s hole.

Mr. Peterson.

Ms. Frost would like to, oh no.

What do you mean they're

not in their living quarters?

Where are they? I've

paged the entire building

And I still don't have eyes on

Mr. Peterson or Ms. Shadow.

Hey, you don't have clearance to be here.

Thanks kid.

That's my apple juice.

Hey!

I will deal with this myself.

Excuse me. You Ms. Frost?

Who are you? You do not have clearance

to just walk into my office. Mr...

Name's Kyle. Kyle Peterson.

You are the real K. Peterson.

That's correct. Ex-military

graduate of Berkeley.

Father of three. I won the

MS. FROST & KYLE:

distinguished intelligence

medal few years ago after you/I

Joined the CIA.

It is you.

Intelligence told me

you were looking for me.

Figured I'd pop by

And we could have a chat.

Ms. Frost. -Dismissed.

At last K. Peterson.

Where to begin?

Where indeed.

So there's really ghosts down here, huh?

Yep. -Yep.

Don't worry though, I'll protect you.

[Scoffs]

What's so funny?

Last time you screamed, ran away

and let the ghost get Delilah.

What?

That was one time Shadow that was one time.

Wait...

that is too funny.

You're telling me that my loser

12th place contest brother

joined the Ghost Punchers instead of me?

Ah. Oh my God. That is too good.

Oh, that's too good.

You know I'm surprised he hasn't added

to the ghost population since he joined.

I think there might be

more ghosts than before.

Ya think?

This is so freaky.

Delilah, here. Hold onto this.

It'll repel them.

Thanks Kevin.

I promise. I won't let

anything happen to you.

That's just a myth, Pete.

And I'm pretty sure it's for vampires.

Shadow it's real!

No it ain't. But I'm not

gonna argue with you

'cause we got some work to do.

Summoning apprentice. Spirit Hand!

Oh my God.

Let's do this Pete.

You have got

to release Kevin from the Ghost Punchers.

Ms. Frost. He is helpless.

I can't just release

him. He knows too much.

So he will stay and Serve his city.

Look, Kevin is afraid of everything.

Every girl he ever had a crush on,

He was too afraid to even talk to them.

Now you throw ghosts into this equation?

Kevin's afraid of his own shadow.

Summoning apprentice.

I don't think he even

knows how to make a fist.

Spirit Hand!

What?

Just send him home.

Well he lacks luster. It's true.

But he hasn't been a total disappointment.

Yet.

You gotta take my screw

up brother out of the field

before he destroys the city.

Just replace him with me.

Even if I could just replace him with you.

I don't know where

he is. He broke protocol.

I've lost contact with him

and my team hasn't

been able to find him yet.

Frost, do you know who you're talking to?

I know where everyone

is at all times. Always.

I can find Kevin and you

can relieve him of his duties.

I guess I could pull him from the field.

We do have an

opening in the Ghost Punchers cafeteria.

Perfect. That is just perfect Frost.

You leave it to me and

by the end of the day,

my little brother

will back in the cafeteria selling hot

dogs where he belongs.

And you will have yourself

your best new member.

I did it. I freaking did it.

Great job, Pete.

Let's close this stupid portal.

How the heck are we supposed to close it?

I don't know.

Garlic repels them, huh?

Oh my god, Delilah!

[Screams]

Kevin!

Garlic does work!

Shut up, Pete

Delilah,

Are you okay?

I am. Thank you, Kevin.

Hey, so I've kind of

always had a thing for you.

I know.

Do you want to... go out

for a hotdog sometime?

Does it have to be here?

No. No.

Then I'd love to.

Hey, love birds.

[Thunder claps]

We still got a problem.

Oh no

This doesn't look good.

[Thunder claps]

We gotta close this stupid thing!

How the hell are we gonna do that?

I don't know. We just k*lled

the ghost that opened it. So-

Wait.

Yes, wait.

What?

So we can't close it from

the outside anymore.

Wait,

Ms. Shadow.

I gotta close it.

Maybe there's another way

to close it. What if we got

Ms. Frost down here and-

Pete, we gotta close this thing,

and we gotta close it fast.

This thing is unstable,

and it's my job to protect-

the city from things like this.

I know what I signed up for.

Ms. Shadow let's talk about this,

maybe I can close it instead.

Or, or, maybe, maybe...

Shadow.

See you in your dreams, Pete.

Peterson.

Ms. Frost?

Kyle?

What is this?

Hi there. Um.

Kevin here just

punched a big scary

ghost and saved my life,

and he punched an

entire room full of ghosts

and saved the city from

an entire ghost outbreak.

You must be outta your mind Peterson.

You fought an entire room

of ghost in your first week?

Where is your partner, Ms. Shadow?

She didn't make it.

I'm sorry to hear that.

She was a good leader and a great comrade.

What's my brother doing here?

Oh, well he's the best in the business,

so he helped me track

you down to this location,

but I think his work here is done.

What?

Yeah, it looks like we already got the

K. Peterson we need.

I'm sorry. Wait. What?

You gotta be a

little crazy to work at the Ghost Punchers.

You could learn

a thing or two from your little brother.

Of course. If you still wanna work

Here, we could have Kevin train you.

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

Okay, let's get one thing abundantly clear.

I will never be taking orders from

Little Loser boy over there.

OK... matter of fact,

you can keep this stupid little

job if you want it that bad.

I'm gonna go back to Central Intelligence.

They've got much better PTO

And their dental is great.

See you at Thanksgiving.

Sorry. Who are you?

Oh, uh, Delilah Dusk.

All right, Ms. Dusk. We have two options.

Since you know too much,

I can either k*ll you now

or you can work for me

and defend your city

against the paranormal.

Your choice.

Wait but you let him leave

The CIA can keep a secret.

Alright Ms. Dusk, you shake

my hand, you no longer exist.

You join the Ghost

Punchers, you become a ghost to society.

No friends, no family, nothing.

You will serve your organization

alongside your comrades.

Looks like we're coworkers again.

[Applause]

Before me stands a mixture of new recruits

and veterans with lost combat partners.

But you will be lonely no more.

Now's the time to pick new partners.

But remember to choose wisely,

because you will be spending the

Majority of your time together.

And as comrades, you will have each other's

back through the thick of battle.

You'll be sharing your lives together.

Hello Ghost Punchers.

Some of you have

been here for a long time, so this is going

to be review. For the new blood,

listen carefully. Today

you'll be learning from one

of the best and the brightest.

His unique approach

to ghost punching astounded us veterans

and superiors alike.

A legend in his own right,

I'll now pass it over to Mr. Peterson.

Now everyone must keep a clove

of garlic in their pocket at all times.

Garlic has a paralyzing effect.

So in case of emergency,

just whip out this bad boy

and throw it at the ghost.

It also tastes great if on a hot dog minced

Yes you.

I thought garlic was an old

myth. Who are you anyway?

I'm K. Peterson.

You're K. Peterson?

Code name Pete?

I heard you punched 50 ghosts at once.

I heard it was 500.

I heard it was 10,000 ghosts.

[Group argues]

Listen, that's just what I heard.

Alright folks,

let's get ghost punching.

I got a dumb job, It doesn't really pay

I need a good excuse to make a getaway

I'll start a new life

A sense of purpose, maybe even

New shoes and a

really cool catch phrase.

Don't you dare turn back or go home.

Just leap into the giant unknown.

Don't you dare start

Running from your shadow.

I was just a hot dog hero at most.

How'd I get myself caught

up with fighting ghosts?

Everyone's got something

Even if it's one thing

Let it drive your

spirit wherever it'll go.

I was just a normal

guy out on the road.

How does anybody know which way to go?

Summoning apprentice

Spirit hand to end this

Let it drive your

spirit wherever it'll go.

Wherever it may go.

Hey! We're ready to coast.

Ghost Punchers came to punch a ghost!

Hey! We're ready to coast.

Ghost Punchers came to punch a ghost!

I got a new job

I think it's pretty cool

You wouldn't believe

what it was if I told you

Covered in blue stuff

But I can tell you this much

You can touch ghosts

But you're gonna have to punch.

Ghost Punch!

My brother's not on the scene.

You need a hero?

You're gonna have to settle for Pete.

My resume is 5 words,

it'll do in a crunch.

Super ultra wind up punch!

I was just a hot dog hero at most.

Driving for delivery is all I know.

But everyone's got something

Even if it's one thing.

I was just a hot dog hero at most.

How'd I get myself caught

up with fighting ghosts?

Everyone's got something

Even if it's one thing

Let it drive your

spirit wherever it'll go.

Wherever it may go!

Hey! We're ready to coast.

Ghost Punchers came to punch a ghost!