01x08 - Doing Great

[bunniefuu]

[suspenseful music plays]

[woman] Just no whiskey.

[Jeremy] No whiskey, same here.

-I can't drink it.

-[woman] Really?

[Jeremy] Yeah, I go dark.

[laughing]

I forgot your name.

Alex.

-Aly.

-Damn it!

Argh. So, Aly.

-[Aly] Mm-hm?

-What do you do?

I'm an influencer.

Oh, okay.

-Yeah.

-That's pretty cool, huh.

What does that mean?

I work with brands,

and I present them on Instagram.

What do you influence?

Hey, can you get me a knife?

Well, fashion, mostly,

and lifestyle and

Just did a whole campaign with candles,

so that was pretty cool.

-Do you have a business card?

-Is that so bad? No.

-Would it say "influencer"?

-Business card?

Why would I carry a business card?

If someone asks how to contact me,

I'll give them my handle.

-Oh.

-Gets them following, right?

Damn, you just like live on the Instagram.

I don't live on Instagram.

But like, that's your work,

because you're there all the time.

Could you just excuse me

for like a second, is that cool?

-[Jeremy] Yes, absolutely, sorry.

-Enjoy.

[softly] What the f*ck

is wrong with you?

-What?

-What is this?

You never drink like this.

What's going on with you?

-I'm fine.

-Do you need to talk?

I don't want to f*cking go, man,

I'm only going because you made me go.

Hey, this is a nice girl, okay?

I haven't had a date

in a really long time.

-We would never--

-Don't f*ck this up for me.

We wouldn't be in this position--

We wouldn't be in this position--

[bickering indistinctly]

She's coming, she's coming.

[indistinct]

[clears throat] All right,

that is our Lyft, so.

-Oh, yeah. Jeremy?

-Wait, where are we going?

It's, um, it's an engagement party

that we're going to.

Who's the engagement party for, Jeremy?

-For his ex-girlfriend.

-Whoo!

And it's actually at

f*ck yeah!

my future ex-wife's house.

-Welcome to our world.

-[Jeremy] Yeah.

-Really?

-I wasn't gonna--

Oh, yeah. You excited?

I mean, yeah.

-Really?

-Yeah. That sounds great.

-I wasn't expecting that.

-You're okay with that?

-I'm fine with that.

-Wow.

I feel like so many parties are so boring.

That is-- that's-- that's new.

She's f*cking cool, man.

-See, I told you.

-Thank you.

-It's gonna be fun.

-[Seth] Wow.

We're gonna have a good time tonight.

-[Jeremy] Exactly.

-[Seth] Let's f*cking go.

-Uber's like a minute away.

-Let's f*cking go.

Okay, yeah, let's go!

Whoa. Yeah.

Whoo, Aly, let's do this.

[indistinct chattering]

[Andrea] Very cool.

No, you gotta send me that one.

What is that app?

-This is a great party.

-[Jeremy] Some brut. Some brut. Brut.

What's the percentage in brut?

Why is everyone standing?

[glasses clinking]

[Oliver] Um, hello, um

Um, well, first of all, I just want to

thank everyone for coming.

Um, we know that a lot of you

have traveled quite far to be here,

so we really do appreciate you

taking the time to come

and celebrate with us.

Thank you so much.

It's really wonderful to see

so many friendly faces.

Um, Mark, hello, um,

and the rest of you, I don't--

I don't really know yet,

but I hope to.

Um-- [speaking French]

What?

Um, so the way that we--

we actually met was

on a plane on the way to Bulgaria

to sh**t Ruins of love.

And I was sitting there, and next minute,

this gorgeous man was sitting next to me.

I accidentally spilt something

towards his--

Well, you spilt

most of the things, actually,

on my clean white pants.

And-- And made an effort

to try and clean them up, so

That you did. That you did, actually.

TMI!

I'm sorry, come?

-I'm sorry.

-Sorry.

Sorry, yeah.

You know they say that no man or woman

is complete without the other.

Um, I won't speak on behalf of Belle,

but I certainly feel

very complete tonight.

Sorry, um

I lost my dear mom,

uh, a few years ago.

-They say, uh, that death

-[whispers] Jax.

is not the greatest loss.

The greatest loss is in fact

the part of you that dies

while you're still living.

Look, this isn't to say

that I'm not incredibly fortunate,

I'm a lucky boy,

but it wasn't until I met you

that I felt that part of me

come back to life.

And I love you so much for it.

Uh, before I forget.

Andy, thank you so much for all of this.

You are an epic maid of honor.

-Thank you.

-Thank you, Andy.

Andrea, should call you--

Call me Andy.

-Well, you can call me Ollie.

-I'd love to.

Actually, no, do call me Oliver.

I prefer that.

[laughs] Whatever you'd like.

-[Isabella] Um, all right. Uh, cheers.

-That was beautiful.

Thank you all again,

and we'll see you at the wedding.

Wait, wait, wait, I got something,

a little surprise for you guys.

-[confetti pops]

-Oh!

Should we kick them out?

All right, cheers.

Opa!

Woo!

[man] Who's-- Who's that guy?

[clears throat]

Ah, anybody else chug?

Chug? No? Come on. Chug it.

[Andrea] Photo fantastic

Look at you guys, enjoying the party?

Master Luke! Master Luke!

[indistinct]

-C3P0. Right?

-Yes! Thank you.

Yes, Star Wars.

You can't see--

Hey, I'm giving you a high five.

[Aly] I've seen Star Wars.

-[Seth] Ah.

-Hi.

-Hey!

-[Andrea] Hi.

--Hi.

-[Michael] Hey. [indistinct]

-What's up, man?

You know Michael, Seth, Jeremy and

-Aly.

-How are you, pleasure to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.

-You look lovely.

-So do you.

-The house looks really nice.

-Thank you.

-[Jeremy] It looks really good.

Almost didn't recognize you

without the gear on.

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

-[Seth] Cheers, mate.

You guys have met,

of course, of course.

I leave that in the studio.

My mom is a huge fan of your show.

That's so funny 'cause my, um--

my nephew watches your show,

'cause you're

on the Disney show still, right?

I'm not an actor.

Oh.

She's on Instagram.

-Oh, Instagram.

-[Seth] Influencer.

How old are you?

You're just so youthful.

-Thanks.

-You don't have to answer that.

-I'm just jealous.

-[Jeremy] It's a compliment, no?

It is. It's so good to have you.

I just figured you would be here

with your new co-star

and-- and boyfriend, Jason Statham, so.

-Well.

-What the f*ck did you just say?

-Huh? What?

-[Michael] I'm sorry?

I didn't say-- I said Jason Statham,

it's a compliment.

-Are you f*ck' with me?

-No, no.

-It's a compliment.

-Oh, is it?

Yeah, he's, he's awesome.

-Right.

-[Seth] I wish looked like Jason Statham.

-[Jeremy] Me too.

-He's just being an idiot.

Yeah.

That's a Statham move, right there.

I'll see you in a bit.

I actually didn't mean

to make him that mad, I thought--

-[Seth] This right here?

-So rude.

This is the Eternal reunion

everyone's been talkin' about.

-It's great, isn't it?

-[Andrea] Eternal reunion?

Honestly, you guys,

you've gotta get over it.

Jeremy, like, the show ended

five years ago.

-It's over.

-Why are you addressing me?

Because you're the one tweeting about it.

I was just talking

to my fans on Twitter

No, but you tagged me and Seth

and a bunch of other cast

and crew members.

[Jeremy] Yeah, you're both on the show.

[Andrea] No, no, no, because now

we're all involved in it.

And, you know, understandably,

I'm in on a contract on another show,

so I can't actually do it.

-[speaks indistinctly]

-[Jeremy] Reunions are in right now, okay?

Gilmore Girls did one.

Felicity just did a panel.

Um, there's a lot of them,

they happen.

I wanna keep moving forward.

That's how life goes, Jeremy.

We move forward. Forward. Not back.

You lost me.

You lost me, mate,

long, long, long, long time ago.

[upbeat music plays]

[sniffs]

[coughs]

Like real depth to her.

Like she had depth in a sense

like she-- she wanted to make

an impact on this world

like, whoo, you all right?

-Yeah.

-You good?

Let me see. Ah, you're good,

you're beautiful.

She was right, she was perfect for me.

She was-- She was the one.

She was somebody that was

outside of the industry.

Outside, like something different.

Have you ever, like, you know,

dated somebody outside the industry?

Aly, uh, Aly Martinez? Is that right?

-That's fake.

-Oh.

How old are you?

Oh sh*t, oh sh*t.

Ah, TMI.

Uh, what is--

You guys are inspiring.

Are you doing coke

at my engagement party?

-Would you like some?

-Congratulations.

-Thank you.

-No, no, no.

Sorry, what is this, how old are you?

Are you 20 years old?

No, but she is.

Right, cool, um,

my show runner is here.

What if she'd walked in?

-Huh? How does that make me look?

-Does she like cocaine?

-[Oliver] Seth.

-What are you doing?

-It's a party.

-Grow up!

Terribly irresponsible, Seth.

This is not appropriate.

Come on, don't act like

you've never done cocaine before.

We used to do cocaine all the time.

-We used to do it all the time.

-[Aly] Okay, stop.

[Isabella] No, I'm done.

-You're such a sadist.

-I'm a what?

Sadist. You know, any time that like,

I'm not doing well,

you're comfortable being around me

Seth!

but whenever I'm having a good time,

you just wanna come in here

and f*cking squash it

squash it like a f*cking line of cocaine.

-That is so f*cking untrue.

-Then snort it up.

All I ever wanted

was the best for you, okay?

-Darling, don't point, it's rude.

-Okay, okay, okay.

No, you know what, you know what,

you know what, uh-uh. Stop!

I want you to take your sh*t and get out.

I'm done. I've tried with you.

I tried.

[Seth] Oh.

[Isabella] Oliver!

sh*t.

[Oliver] Darling, yes, I'm coming.

I like him.

[upbeat music plays]

Hey. You okay?

You caught me. Yes, I'm okay.

Um, are you okay?

-Oh yes.

-I'm-- I'm so sorry.

-I'm so embarrassed.

-It's okay.

Jeremy is just going through

some stuff right now.

-And--

-Yeah.

I've-- I've told him so many times

that you and I,

we're just friends. I didn't, please,

just kind of forget

that that all happened.

Well, yeah, the thing is, um,

he's not exactly wrong.

-Oh.

-Yeah.

-Okay.

-Look, I'm-- I don't mean to, I'm not--

-This is--

-Whoo. How do I get out of this?

-Um, all right.

-You don't need to, it's fine, it's fine.

What I mean is, I just, uh--

-You're wonderful. You're wonderful.

-[chuckles] Am I?

You're amazing, you're fun, you laugh.

-We have a good time.

-I love hanging out with you.

I love hangin' out with you.

Can we please keep hanging out?

-Please.

-'Cause I kinda like need that right now.

Absolutely.

This is not weird. Doesn't have to be.

Not at all.

I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go.

But just, I want you to think

about somethin'.

Okay.

What you, Seth and Jeremy

have is very special.

You guys shared somethin'

that only the three of you

will understand.

It was unique and it's yours,

so hang on to that.

I was in the same situation,

and unfortunately

I didn't hang on to that,

and I lost a lot of friends,

and I wish I hadn't.

Well, I've never, um,

I've never thought of it like that.

That's-- thank you.

You're welcome. Hey, come here.

Come here.

You're gonna be okay.

Thanks.

-Okay?

-Yeah.

All right. Uh, I'm gonna go.

-Uh, how do I-- is it--

-You don't have to go.

-You can go that way or that way.

-Right.

Yeah, whoo. This is why

I don't smoke weed.

I've told you to stop.

[Michael] Yeah, it's, uh, okay.

-Bye. Bye.

-Bye-bye.

-Oh, you got that job?

-Yeah, I got the job.

It was such a--

It is kind of a long story,

so I was doing

this three-picture deal, right,

and Denzel's lawyers

kind of got into the way.

Denzel. Washington.

Yeah, yeah, right.

So the timing worked out for the film

and everything

[woman] Yeah.

and yeah, I was able to do it.

-Yeah, it ended up great.

-Yeah, it's awesome.

Slipped it right in there, huh?

That's fantastic.

Yeah, she's got actually--

she's got a thing tomorrow.

You know, he's gonna look

for a project, you know.

-Oh, you don't have to.

-No, no, no, it's perfect for you.

-I can't do it, you know.

-Oh.

And we always end up with the same--

Yeah, there's a thing, there's an opening.

We might actually have to have you

audition this time, though.

Yeah, you know what?

I'm really sorry, I just--

Um, I came with them.

so I gotta just-- I'm gonna see

where they're going.

I'll probably be right back,

so I'll just, I'll be right back.

Okay. Well, I'm going to drink this.

Yeah let's chug these and-- [indistinct]

Yeah.

Hey. Where we goin', where we goin'?

We're going to a club.

All right, cool. I'll sit b*tch.

Oh no, no, no.

You're not going to a club.

-What do you mean?

-You stay right here

with this good club up in here.

This reject chess match

that's happening, all right?

I'm not staying up there,

I'm comin' with you.

No, no. Dude, you-- you brought me here.

You brought me to this bullshit,

all right, so you stay here

and just stew in it for a little while.

-Are you serious right now?

-Because I'm not, I'm done, dude.

You know what happened in there?

I just got yelled at by my ex-girlfriend

standing in front of her fiancé.

Why? Because you f*cking dragged me here.

All this manipulative bullshit

that's been going on, everything,

it's-- it's like you brought some sort of

f*cking disease over to my house.

All right? Ever since

you've been living with me,

my f*cking life is-- is falling apart.

It's in the f*cking gutter.

Whatever f*cking things happened

in your house, over there

-Come on, man, are you serious?

-however you f*cked up her life,

you're f*ck' up mine now.

Maybe Andrea's right.

Maybe we all need to take

a f*cking good long look in the mirror

and figure out how to actually grow up.

And move on. I'm really drunk right now,

and I'm gonna go to this club

with this f*cking girl

I've never met before.

But you know what?

That actually sounds interesting

'cause she is so far removed

from everything

that is happening

in that f*cking shitshow.

And so I'm gonna go do that,

and you just go back to that club,

whatever the f*ck kind of club that is.

But it's f*cked up, and I don't want to be

a part of it anymore.

f*ck! See!

-I was going to say something.

-This is what I'm f*ck' talkin' about.

-I'll just call us another one, man.

-No, don't call me another Uber.

All right? Just go back inside.

I can't be around you anymore. I'm done.

I'm done.

Just leave me alone. All right?

Go.

All right.

[bottle clatters]

[car honking]

[groans]

[groans]

["The Thing About Love"

by Michael Grubbs & Danny Ross playing]

[tap water running]

Ah, f*ck!

[song continues]

[Jeremy] Dear Seth,

this is your friend, Jeremy.

I don't know how much

you remember from last night.

You said some things that hurt me,

but that I now recognize to be true.

I wanted to say I'm sorry

for causing you anything

but happiness in your life.

I also wanted to say thank you

for the hospitality and friendship

you've shown me in these trying times.

You'll find that I've moved

out of your room.

Please, don't take this to mean

that I'm upset with you.

I simply think it's time for me

to get out of your way

so that we may preserve

whatever remains of our unique

and some may say iconic friendship.

I wish you all the best

in your return to the stage.

I know you'll give a wonderful,

rousing performance.

Just looking out for you, friend.

[Jeremy] If you ever need anything,

I'm just a phone call away.

I hope it's not weird for me to say it,

but we've never said it before, so,

just in case

I never get another chance,

you're the best friend

I ever had, Seth Stewart.

I mean that.

Regards, Jeremy Davis.

[song continues]

[Leo] Legato.

[all warming-up vocals]

-Yeah, back there.

-Staccato.

I don't know, I don't know.

I mean, what if it sucks?

What if nobody comes,

what if all of it is a total shitshow?

What if they all screw up?

-Staccato.

-[both vocalizing]

-Pizzicato.

-[vocalizing]

-Red leather yellow leather.

-[video game beeping]

How you doing, sport?

-I'm doing good.

-You got this, man.

-[indistinct] Appreciate it.

-Yeah.

All right, let's kick them in the d*ck.

[Phil] I don't know what to say, guys.

Three minutes to the biggest performance

of your professional lives.

Now, either we heal as a cast,

or we're going to crumble.

Line by line, scene by scene

until that curtain goes down.

Pierre. I want you to do

the pre-show announcement, okay?

You're not, you're not on drugs are you?

I'm tripping on mushrooms.

But I masturbated and vomited.

I'm good. I'm good.

[Phil] Okay. Great. Great. Now, look.

Lines. All right?

You're probably going to drop a line.

It's normal. This is for everybody.

Okay? I'm just telling this to everybody.

If you're a little scared

because of a complete lack of experience

having never been on stage,

just use it.

Channel that fear into your performance.

Everybody, everybody gets stage fright,

this is for everybody.

Uh, you'll be fine.

If you have to vomit

because you're scared,

again, from lack of experience

or this being the first time

you're going on stage ever

doing a play in front of people,

that fear of overwhelming failure

at any moment,

maybe walking out stage

and suddenly being hit

with a sledgehammer of truth

and realization that, oh, my God,

I made a terrible mistake,

I can't believe I agreed to do this,

I'm completely unqualified,

what am I doing here?

It's totally normal. There are buckets

on either side of the stage,

as stipulated by the union,

for you to use to throw up in.

And it's, this is for everybody.

I'm just, just letting you know.

Right, anyway, let's condense.

Let's get out there on the ice.

f*ck you, Pierre.

[vocalizes]

Hey, Seth, can I talk to you

for a second?

You know, I know this whole process

has been very frightening

and difficult for you, but I just want to

let you know before the show

that it's been a great experiment,

a great experiment--

Let me just stop you right there, Phil.

I got a little pep talk for you,

all right?

Tell you how tonight's gonna go.

I'm gonna go out there,

and I'm going to give it everything I got.

And you know what's going to happen?

A miracle. Yeah.

Your marginal-a*s words

are gonna be great.

All right? And all you need to do, Phil,

is stay the f*ck out of my way.

Okay? All right.

Take off the hat, you look ridiculous.

[suspenseful music plays]

[drunkenly] f*ck you! America was great.

Make America America again.

Put that on your f*cking red hat.

You like to play games?

There's your f*cking games!

My home! My beautiful home!

There's no f*cking man here?

Do you see one?

Even the devil has a better table.

Restitution's impossible.

I'm no f*cking man.

[applause]

[cheering]

Whoo!

Whoo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

[electronic music plays]

Uh, yeah, great work. Yeah, you too.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, Seth. You remember

Elizabeth Mitchell, from the audition?

-Oh, yes.

-Rock and Lion Casting.

Hi.

I have been trying to cast this role

for the past week, and I--

Okay.

Do you have all your teeth,

can you go like this?

Oh, he's got all of this teeth.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, I do. We can get rid of them.

It's about a hockey player, so

-Did you play hockey?

-I played roller hockey.

-It's a guest star.

-Possibly reoccurring.

-There you go.

-Possibly reoccurring.

In this show for Amazon.

You have this really great dichotomy

inside of you.

And so, when I see you on stage

throwing that game board down

and saying,

"This is your game, m*therf*cker,"

or whatever came out of your mouth,

it's that in this character.

So, prep the sides, don't be nervous,

a lot of people will be there, okay?

-No, I'm ready to go.

-This is for you.

I don't drink 'cause I do yoga.

-Okay, I'll see you later.

-I saved your party ticket.

-Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

-Thank you.

[both] Guest star, possibly reoccurring!

Dude, I'm proud of you. That's awesome.

And you did a great job.

I hate to say I told you so.

-Did it pay off in the long run?

-You're right.

You were right.

Yeah. That's, that's what you do.

-Make decisions for me.

-That's right.

Well, let's get a drink, let's celebrate.

No, I'm gonna head home, man.

Oh, yeah. I just want to say,

I'm really proud of you.

-You did a great job.

-Thank you.

[upbeat electronic music plays]

Hey.

Hey.

How good was that?

That was really good.

Sit down.

He was incredible.

-I cried. Yes.

-You did?

I-I almost cried.

It was like this whole other side of Seth

that was just unleashed.

So proud of him.

Yeah. You look really good.

Believe it or not,

I had this suit the entire time.

You're joking.

Pretty sure you bought it

for me, actually.

Yes, I did.

You look amazing, but, you know,

you always looked amazing, so

Mm. Thanks. Definitely not,

yeah, thank you.

How is, um, how is Izzy doing

after the engagement party?

How are you doing?

I was so not okay that night.

I'm sorry, I had a lot to drink.

I didn't--

No, we were hammered.

Seth was f*cking obliterated.

That was a disaster.

Just remember there was

confetti everywhere. That's all I--

I don't know where he got

those f*cking things.

I don't even really remember

if I was an-- I was an as*h*le.

I, um, I would have been an a*s, so I--

We were all assholes. Definitely.

-We are all assholes.

-Right. Pretty consistently assholes.

-Yeah.

-Speaking of assholes,

-Um

-Tell me.

I feel like I've been

an as*h*le lately, um,

I feel like I've said a lot of things,

but I haven't said the things

I actually want to say.

-You know?

-Okay.

Uh

I love you.

You're the most incredible person

I've ever met.

If I had it all to take back, I would.

I would take it all back.

[laughs]

[sighs] But I can't.

And so the only thing

that I want is for you to be

as happy as you can possibly be.

I just want you to be happy.

Even if that means

that I have to go away for good,

if that means that I just have to

completely leave you alone,

I-- I will do that.

That wouldn't make me happy.

That wouldn't make me happy at all,

if you went away for good.

You know I love you too, right?

I love you.

I'll always love you.

I'll always love you.

It's gonna be all right. [clears throat]

-Well, thank you for saying that.

-Yeah.

I just want us to be

how we were, you know.

-I'm just--

-Yeah we can't be like this anymore.

-No. Mm-mm.

-We can't do this. It'll be better.

And we still got that knucklehead, right?

Yeah, I need to go

and see him and hug him

a million times

before I'm going to take off, but um--

Thank you for saying all that.

Yeah.

You look really good.

All right. See you soon.

See you.

[upbeat music playing]

-Best part, you ready?

-Yeah.

[indistinct]

You want to play your games?

Here's your f*cking game!

That's it. That's it, right there.

-You had the look in your eye.

-I'm not an actor.

Yeah, you were so intense, I believed it.

-Okay good.

-I didn't know you had it in you.

-Oh, thank you, I think?

-Yeah.

You're welcome. No, you did great.

[both] So

I think, um, I think I owe you an apology.

For the other day.

I, uh, I lashed out a little bit,

and I'm sorry for that.

I just feel like I kind of built us up

in my mind.

And I wasn't really communicating to you

exactly what I was thinking, um,

I'm just kind of reacting.

You know, I really like you,

and I thought we had a good time,

and-- and I was hoping

we could do that again,

not being emotionally reckless.

-So, it was a lesson learned.

-Thank you.

-Communication is key.

-It is very important.

-Um

-But I appreciate that, thank you.

But, yeah, I'm sorry for the other day.

It's fine, we all have our moments.

Seth, Seth, Seth.

-You blew it wide open, man.

-Thanks, Phil.

-Phil the director, this is Sarah.

-Oh, hi.

-Sarah, Phil.

-Nice to meet you.

-Is this your girlfriend?

-Oh, no, no, no, not my girlfriend.

What? You guys--

Why not, that's crazy.

You have incredible chemistry,

I was listening

to your whole conversation.

Oh, okay.

-You did such a good job.

-Phil, I, uh

I'm so proud of you.

you want to give us

a minute to chat here.

-I'm so proud of you.

-We'll see you, uh,

a little, uh.

Hey, I'm so proud of you, man.

-Nice to meet you.

-I'll-- I'll leave.

-Yeah.

-Thank you.

Ah, did you guys see

Peter Sarsgaard's here?

-Uh, he's not, he's not really here.

-[Sarah] I don't think so.

-[Seth] Thanks Phil.

-You're welcome.

-We'll see you tomorrow, Phil.

-[Phil] Peter!

-Peter!

-What just happened?

-That is the Philip Van Gilmore.

-Wow.

-Sorry about that.

-It's okay.

I, um, I actually want to say

I'm sorry too.

-Um, no, no, I had a part in this.

-Wait, for--

I put you in a box

with all the other actors

and that wasn't--

it just wasn't fair

to minimize what you do,

and I don't know, I think I was just

projecting my frustrations onto you

the other day

and you really didn't deserve that.

So, I'm sorry.

-I appreciate you saying that. Thank you.

-Yeah.

-And thank you for coming.

-Of course, I wouldn't miss this.

What are you doing here?

How did you even find out about this?

Jeremy DM'ed me.

-Jeremy sent you a DM?

-Yeah, yeah.

-You haven't seen him?

-What did he DM you?

Oh, gosh, I don't know

if you're gonna like this.

Oh, my God.

[Sarah] You're so cute.

That's me in seventh grade.

Yeah, this is your revival.

It's so cute.

-[Seth] Jeremy, huh?

-[Sarah] Yeah.

-Excuse me, I'll be right back.

-[Sarah] Sure.

All right.

-Let's do what we do best.

-Here we go.

Ah.

-That was a f*cking double, wasn't it?

-Yeah.

How you doing, man?

Well, my buddy's DM'ing my girl,

so I don't know how I'm feeling.

Is that a problem?

I thought maybe you should

explain yourself a little bit.

Did she show you the d*ck pic?

That little boy that you sent to her?

It was cold. I didn't think you'd mind.

I was trying to reel her in for you, man.

That's well played.

How you doing otherwise, man?

You find a place to stay, or--

Yeah, I'm just staying,

uh, I'm staying with a friend.

Airbnb. Friend's Airbnb.

Just for, you know,

just until I find a spot, um

Hey, well, look, if you need a place to--

Don't be silly. You can come back.

-Oh.

-Yeah, yeah.

You know what?

There was a casting director here tonight

that was actually pretty interested

and is going to bring me in tomorrow

for a guest star.

That's, that's fantastic, what's the show?

All right.

Maybe I'll see you at the next audition.

Oh, yeah, are you auditioning now?

Yeah, it's, it's definitely happening.

-Have you gone in?

-Yeah, I went in, uh, yesterday.

-And?

-I, uh, well, I was really nervous.

-Of course.

-You know how my stomach gets

when I'm nervous.

-So I sharted a little bit.

-Just a rite of passage.

It was fine, though. I had all my clothes

and my belongings in my car

so I just, I just switched it right out.

-Changed that underwear.

-And, uh, yeah. Bombed it.

But it felt good. It felt good to b*mb.

That sweet, sweet rejection.

It felt like something,

and I haven't felt anything

in a long time, so.

What do you think about doing

a little character research right now?

Um, I've got an audition coming up

for a junkie, and, um, was gonna

You need character research for a junkie?

We should run the scene together

in a bathroom stall.

You have f*cking cocaine on you right now?

-Here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop.

-It's right here.

Don't bring that out right here.

No, no, no.

No, look, hey, I got four more weeks

of this play, you know,

and I'm gonna book,

I got that guest star, right?

That's gonna be reoccurring.

So I got a lot of work

ahead of me right now,

I gotta keep the focus on that.

He pulls the work card.

Yeah, sorry, buddy.

Yeah, all right,

I'm gonna do some blow. Um

You should get back in the game, okay?

Don't let her slip away again.

-I'll see you in a bit.

-All right.

[upbeat music plays]

Can I get two rosés, please?

-[knocks]

-[man] Seth.

I knew you'd come around, buddy.

-Hey, man. Sorry, I just--

-Oh, it's okay.

I heard your keys and you know,

was just wondering if you could--

Uh

You know, I just gotta

Oh, um

Sorry, I've had a rough night,

and my girl's doing all these guys.

-Oh.

-Just annoying.

Yeah, that is, that is annoying, yeah.

Totally. Sorry, man.

Yeah, well, of course, dude.

Let's turn your night around, huh?

You're from Eternal, right?

My girl used to watch it

every day in college.

We love your show, you're amazing.

I've never seen it, but you're amazing.

Oh, well, you should check it out, man.

It's very binge-able.

-Oh, yeah.

-And if anyone asks where you got this,

you just tell them

Damian gave it to you.

Oh, yeah, the other dude, right?

We're gonna celebrate with him too, right?

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Uh, let me get you

a little more, actually.

Oh, yeah.

There you go. Bon appetit.

LAPD. You're under arrest.

["Champions" by Cheap Synths playing]