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02x03 - Whatever Floats Your Boat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Everyone Is Doing Great". Aired: January 12, 2021.*
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Five years after the end of their hit series "Eternal," Seth and Jeremy lean on each other as they struggle to regain their former level of success and relevance.

02x03 - Whatever Floats Your Boat

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[ceiling fan rattling]

[birds tweeting]

[sighs]

[ticking and rattling continue]

[Jeremy snorting]

[Jeremy sighs]

[mumbling]

[upbeat music playing]

[Seth] Hello, everybody!

My name’s Seth!

-Hey, everybody.

-[laughs]

-Hey.

-Hey.

Study break?

Not really.

[Seth] No, no, no, no!

Come here. Come here.

[sighs]

I got a free show for you.

Hey, everybody! What’s up?

My name is Seth S,

and, um, I am not a comic.

But I do have childhood trauma.

My agent, Jason Reiss, is here tonight.

Here you go.

f*ck, this is the last time

I am ever going to see you.

Feline A*DS.

Look it up.

I was at LAX the other day,

and I got arrested.

Yeah, turns out bad place

to have expl*sive diarrhea,

the airport.

All right.

f*cking A. Oh!

I mean, you just started

working on it, right?

Yeah, yeah. I mean,

I’ve worked through those jokes

for a little while.

-I feel like those are good to go.

-Okay.

Maybe don’t do the A*DS jokes.

-Oh, really?

-Yeah, probably leave that one out.

-Um

-No A*DS.

And maybe have a little

more confidence, you know?

Just be confident

in your delivery, and--

Own it. Yeah. That’s good. I like that.

Own it. I think, you know, I’ll--

I will own it a little more

as I work through this.

-So just--

-Awesome.

-[Seth] Yeah.

-Okay.

Um, all right, take two.

Prepare your abs for pain.

Maybe you should just

practice it, and I can

I’m sorry. I just need a little more time.

Okay, what if I just need

a little more time first?

I gotta study.

I’m so excited to hear

what you come up with.

[splutters]

-It’s gonna be great, you know?

-Mm-hmm.

I got you.

-Okay.

-Yeah.

-I appreciate the feedback.

-All right.

[snorts]

[lulling pop music playing]

[grunts]

What the f*ck?

[muttering indistinctly]

Come on!

f*cking hell!

Hi, babe. Just me.

Uh, I just-- I’m having some issues

with the TV at the moment.

I just, um, thought

I would give you a call

and see if I can find out

how you turn this thing on

so I can sit and watch TV

here by myself.

It would be nice.

Actually, a call-back about anything

would be even better.

You know, like, I actually don’t even know

if you’re okay.

I don’t know where you are.

I-- Well, f*ck.

I do, because you’ve got time

to post on Instagram.

It’s just because

I don’t really ask for much.

It’s actually a little shitty.

It’s actually really shitty.

I can’t believe you can’t find

a two-second window in your day

to just send me a quick text.

A quick, "Hi, Izzy.

Hi, babe. How are you?"

So that would be really nice, thank you.

Love you.

[music continues]

So this one is like a pep talk?

Yeah, so you just, uh,

like, lift someone’s spirits.

-Get their day started right.

-Oh, wow.

That’s very inspiring.

Your phone is so close to my face.

-It smells like hot dogs.

-Oh, sorry.

Your finances look good.

Paid your legal fees.

Paid your fine.

And the house. And your office.

Man, this is so nice.

-We're-- We’re both doing better.

-We’re doin' it together.

But with the house,

the $6,000 rental fee, is that--

Yeah, a little pricey.

But, you know, I-- I just--

I read that there was value

in, you know, living the life

that you feel that you should be living.

I see. Where-Where’d you read that?

Instagram. It was an Instagram meme.

Right. Right.

Meme.

You seem sober.

Yeah, thank you. I feel sober.

I am sober.

Somethin' to be proud of.

It’s not that hard, to be honest.

You know, it’s like I’m aware

of the prevailing wisdom

and all that, you know,

with what the doctors say,

and the program,

and the psychologist and stuff.

But I do wonder

about the reality of it all.

The reality of sobriety?

Like, I had a couple

of bad nights, right?

And I was in the wrong place

at the wrong time.

Like, does that actually

make me the same

as a chronic lifelong, you know, addict

or alcoholic or whatever?

Yeah, you-you’re asking me

if you can drink again.

Yeah.

You haven’t found

the answer you’re looking for

anywhere else in the world,

so you’re asking your accountant.

Yeah, don’t-- Don’t-- Don’t drink.

Don’t drink.

Okay.

Step by step.

Yeah, that was a good show.

Right.

[Seth] Look at this.

Things are coming together.

[Jeremy] This is pretty good.

I’m pretty proud of it.

You know, a few more

bits and pieces here and there.

-Sure.

-It'll be good to go.

I’m still having trouble

finding a place, so

I’m envious, dude. You got something.

Oh, yeah. It’s tough out there, isn’t it?

It’s two bedroom.

That's-- That’s got to be,

like, a lot of cameos, right?

Like, you thinkin'

about getting a roommate?

No. No, I--

Oh, sh*t. I've gotta get the thing.

I-I think I’m doing really, um--

Really well on my own,

you know what I mean?

And I wanna just prove

to myself that I can do this.

And so far, I mean,

I’m crushing it, you know?

I’ve got a real routine going.

So I just don’t want anything

to distract me from that, you know.

[Seth] Or you could have a roommate

that’s a positive force in your life.

What if you had somebody

more clean?

-Mm.

-Someone who’s neat.

I have my own sort of process

when it comes to cleaning.

All right, well,

sounds like you’re doing good

on your own, man.

Thanks, dude. Yeah.

Can I run a couple jokes by you?

Seth Stewart. Introducing Seth Stewart.

What’s up, everybody?

I am, uh, Seth Stewart.

You may know me from Eternal,

which is a teen drama.

It’s of the young adult variety.

YA’s, yes.

And these days, I’m doin' shows

for the old kids.

The OK’s.

[Jeremy] That’s like

a 10 percent success rate.

That’s terrible. It’s 10 percent.

Statistically, that’s a b*mb.

If you’re talking about

a group full of people

It’s a very small percentage of people.

I only need 10 percent.

If I get 10 percent

You'll need more right now.

You are overly optimistic.

The chances of 50 people

have one person laughing

one time over one joke.

What happens

when you get up there--

Stop! f*ck, man!

This is what I’m gonna do.

All right? This is what I’m doing.

Just support it for right now.

I just need your help.

-Okay.

-Thank you.

Childhood trauma.

[sighs]

What do you think?

I think I can help

by being honest.

I can’t help you.

-My God, dude.

-Okay? But, but, but!

I love you, man,

and I wanna help you,

and I’m gonna help you.

I just-- I’m just trying to

figure out how.

Like, who do we know that knows

something about stand-up comedy?

I don’t know any comedians.

A comedian.

-A stand-up comedian.

-What about?

We can go

to a stand-up comedy show, right?

We could do that tonight.

That's-- That’s helpful.

-That is f*cking helpful.

-Oh, my God, dude.

-Okay, okay.

-I’m so glad that I could help.

-Okay, let's do it.

-Do you know

where a stand-up comedy club is?

-No, but I’ll find one for you.

-Let’s look it up.

-Let’s use the Google.

-I don’t have Wi-Fi yet

and this house is a dead zone,

but we can go to Starbucks.

[funky music playing]

-Andrea.

-Vicky, hi.

Oh, what a pleasure.

Thank you so much for meeting me.

Oh, my gosh. Anytime.

Always love seeing you. Come on in.

-Welcome back.

-Thank you.

So sorry to hear

about your father’s passing.

Thank you. I-I appreciate that.

Is there anything you need from us?

Anything we can do?

I’m okay. Yeah.

Um, thank you. Doing all right.

-Protein ball?

-Oh, wow.

Um, I will take one

for the road, definitely.

[laughs] You won’t be sorry.

They’re really good.

-Oh, I bet, thanks.

-Listen, I feel like

this is a great time to give you

a piece of good news.

-Okay.

-Our last episode,

highest-rated episode

of any season we’ve done.

That bridge scene

blew everyone out of the water.

-It’s all over social media.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-Wow. That’s, uh--

We’re gonna blink,

it’s gonna be season 25!

-[laughs]

-Congratulations.

I'm-- I’m so glad to hear

that it’s going well.

Well, congrats to you too. It's--

You know, it’s a team effort, right?

Well, yeah.

I- I feel a bit weird taking congrats,

because I don’t know

that I’ve been feeling that proud

of my work lately, to be honest.

I’ve been feeling

a little bit disconnected.

-Really?

-Yeah.

Is it a certain storyline, or--

I-I wouldn’t pinpoint it

as any particular storyline.

Um, my issues kind of lie

with the show as a whole at the moment.

Oh. [chuckles]

That’s a curious statement.

[Andrea] Yeah, no, I mean, would you agree

that the scripts are

just feeling a little repetitive?

Well, that’s a procedural

is supposed to do.

[laughs] So, yay! Job well done.

I guess I came here today, um,

wondering about the prospect

of, like, digging a little bit deeper

into the storylines.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Um, I’m gonna try one of these.

These look delicious.

Did you make these?

-Andrea.

-[Andrea] Caramel, or--

-Yeah?

-Help me understand.

W-What do you mean by deeper?

We already cover drug cartels,

sex trafficking, m*rder.

W-Wouldn’t you agree that’s pretty deep?

No, I do. I absolutely do agree

that these are incredibly deep subjects.

I was just curious about whether or not

we might be able to explore

different angles

of these subjects.

Just like maybe, you know, mixing it up

and-- and exploring the making

of the bad guys,

or-- or exploring the psychological toll

on-- on law enforcement.

I feel like we haven’t really

covered that--

We don’t cover that

because that’s a different show.

I just think there's a--

there is room with this show,

which is a success, I couldn’t agree more,

to just elevate it a little bit more.

Andrea. [laughs]

I’m trying to be really patient here

with you because I adore you.

-Are you?

-Yes.

I have a team of experts

who do this for a living

and have done it for a very long time,

to deliver exactly

what the audience wants.

They ask for cupcakes,

they don’t want us

to give 'em a bran muffin.

If they want a bran muffin,

that’s not what we do here.

Andrea, please,

we have a hit show on our hands.

I want you in this role.

I want you to be here.

I love working with you.

But at the end of the day,

you are replaceable.

There are a hundred other actresses

Okay.

I can call that’ll be here

just like that and replace you.

Wow. Thank you very much

for being so transparent.

I-I wasn’t aware, but now I am.

Thank you for your sage advice on writing,

and producing, and running a show.

[percussive jazz playing]

[Andrea] Thank you so much

for all of that.

Sarah?

Hello?

Sarah?

Where are you?

-Ooh, there she is.

-Hi!

-These are for you.

-Oh!

-Thank you.

-You’re welcome.

That’s really sweet of you.

-Oh!

-[Seth] Oh! Oh!

Ooh! Hey!

Um

-Hi.

-Hi.

[laughs] I don’t know

why I had that reaction.

-Did it--

-Yeah.

The stems kinda poked me

in the back a little bit.

-Oh, sh*t.

-I’m good, I’m good.

-Sorry.

-Thank you so much.

These are beautiful.

Just a little somethin' for, uh,

you know, putting a roof over my head.

And I know you’re workin'

very hard right now,

so I just wanted to give you these,

brighten up the day a little bit.

So kind of you. I appreciate it.

So check this out.

Got some good plans for us tonight.

Jeremy had this great idea

to go see some live stand-up comedy.

So we’re goin'

and you have to come.

Um, I would love to, but I am ready

to just do nothing.

You don’t have to, like,

get all done up or anything.

Just, like, throw on a sweatshirt

and, like, some jeans and--

[whispers] I’m sorry.

Right. Yeah.

-Sorry.

-No, that’s all right.

Let me put these in a vase for you.

[in normal voice]

Okay. Thank you.

I’m gonna be in there

to change in a minute, so

-I’ll make sure I’m covered.

-you’d better be naked.

[laughs]

[lulling music playing]

Ow.

[tense music playing]

[Seth] I wanted to take notes, man.

[Jeremy] You can still

take notes right here.

-[Seth sighs]

-Just do it under the table.

You sure this is a good idea? Front row?

This is about overcoming

your fears, right?

Stepping outside of your comfort zone,

facing it head-on.

This is gonna be good for you.

I learned about this in rehab.

Valuable lesson.

All right.

Are you good, man?

This isn’t triggering in any way?

Oh. Yeah. Good.

We passed, like, ten triggers

on the way here.

Grocery store, liquor store, bar.

It’s all about context, you know?

It’s like the Natural History Museum.

I don’t go there to drink anymore.

I go there to learn, right?

To take it all in.

So, with the comedy club,

I’m here to learn, take it in with you--

There’s a bar

at the Natural History Museum?

Not here to drink. Easy.

-All right, man.

-Yeah.

Hmm. Hey, proud of you.

Thanks, man.

[rock music blaring]

[cell phone rings]

Hey. What’s up?

Hey. What’s happenin'?

Um, I-I’m okay.

-H-How are you?

-Good.

I heard about your dust-up with Vicky.

I was callin' to check on you.

-You okay?

-Wait.

Does-- Does everybody know about this?

No, everybody doesn’t know.

I-- You know, I heard.

I mean, from a few people.

A few people know.

A lot of people know.

Jesus. You know, it-- it was supposed

to be a creative discussion.

It really wasn’t

supposed to get so shitty.

Look, Vicky, she can get

a little out of hand with people.

I’ve seen her yell at studio execs.

She’s just like Gordon Ramsay

in the kitchen, you know?

Y-You have to remind her

that this isn’t her kitchen.

You know? This is our kitchen.

We’re all cookin' in the kitchen.

This is, uh-- We’re all cookin' a big stew

of, uh, greatness.

It’s got lots of flavor,

and spices, and--

-And we just gotta--

-Yeah.

Um, I-I-I gotta go.

Thank you, man.

I-I’ll call you later, okay?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

No, go do your thing.

Do your thing. Just, I'm-- I’m here

if you need anything with her.

And I can, um

I think you hung up.

So you went in there

and you told them

how you were feeling.

And it was like I k*lled her cat

or something.

It was horrible.

She basically told me to shut up

or that I’m welcome to f*ck off.

But they can’t do that show without you.

You’re the face of it.

Oh, but-- but they can.

That’s what Vicky made crystal clear.

She told me that FEDS

is a brand now,

that it is bigger than any one actor.

And then it was just--

It was not good.

Well, just go back in

and apologize,

and just explain

that you weren’t thinking straight,

and remind them

that you just buried your father,

for f*ck’s sake.

That’s the thing, man.

I don’t know if it’s worth fighting for.

I don't-- I don’t know

if I’m actually thinking straight

for the first time

in a really long time.

I--

Okay.

-Okay.

-Let's, um--

I don't-- I just--

I don’t have the-- the brain capacity

to sort of process--

-Okay, I have--

-Do you know what?

I don’t wanna--

I want to hear about you--

-Because I have something

-Do you?

real juicy.

-Do you?

-Yeah.

-Can I hear it?

-Yeah.

I’m gonna show you it, in fact, because

f*cking bring it.

-this is a f*cking trip.

-Okay.

Yeah.

Wait.

I am Sadiqua! What’s goin' on?

Give it up! Give it up! Give it up!

[cheers, applause]

Yes! Yes! So, you know I have

a Muslim name, Sadiqua, right?

It’s jacked up.

When people in your own family

can’t pronounce your name correctly,

people in the street

really f*ck your sh*t up.

[laughter]

They call me everything up under the sun.

Shaquina, Shaquana,

Shaniqua, Shadickwa.

[laughter]

Shadickwa?

I like that sh*t.

It was at that very moment

I decided I was gonna grow up

and become a dike,

’cause I wanted to know

how it would feel to Shadick-her.

[laughs]

Fans in the street thought

they was teasing

-Did you-- Did you want a drink?

-A what?

-Do you want another drink?

-No, no, I’m good.

-Are you sure? Because she’s right here.

-Yeah, yeah, I got it. No

-She’s not coming around often.

-You've got a full one too. Stop

-Are you sure?

-Dude, pay attention.

My house still be-- Hold on.

Hold on one second.

Hi, how ya'll doing?

-Hi.

-Real quick.

Let me just address

what’s going on right here,

because I don’t believe

you beautiful people

pay for tickets to hear my set,

and hear these guys’

muffled conversation on top.

-Oh, yeah. Sorry.

-Sorry about that.

Oh, sorry. You guys--

You-- You two look familiar.

Where do I know you guys from?

Wait, audience,

I’m sure I know you guys

from The Bachelor.

[laughter]

-No?

-I have a girlfriend.

Oh, okay. Audience,

would you like to help me out?

-[audience murmurs]

-Hey, you two clowns, stand up.

-Stand up! Stand up!

-[applause]

I need the audience to help me with this.

Anybody in the audience, can you tell me

who these clowns are?

-[woman] Eternal! Eternal!

-Eternal! Eternal!

Oh, that was on the tip of my tongue.

My bad, my bad.

Must be all the gray hairs, son.

-[laughter]

-Yup. Yup.

Oh, my goodness.

And what you got going on right there?

Are you-- Are you stealin'--

-Are you stealin' my material?

-It’s just a pen.

Are you stealin' jokes?

No, no, I’m just learning.

Let me see. Let’s check this out.

Come on, hand it to me.

You like to see what he’s writing?

-[cheers]

-Come on, let me check that out.

Let me check it out.

Ah. "Comedy Club."

Okay, "Comedy Club"

is the title, everyone.

All right, "Wear something edgy."

Did you start off tonight?

Uh, not so much.

-[laughter]

-This is a great one.

"Fluctuate volume for punch lines."

[Sadiqua laughs]

Wait, and last but not least,

heckle the heckler.

You got anything to say?

[Seth] Um

-I was jus-- trying to learn--

-Stop. Ah.

Stop it. Ah. Let’s just--

All right, Mr. Stutter Man.

All right, all right.

I want you to add

one more item to your list.

Here you go.

Never interrupt a professional comedian

when they’re performing.

You have that? You understand?

Now sit your a*s down.

-Let’s keep this show going!

-[applause]

Good sports, good sports, good sports.

[Andrea] Ah.

Norseman pleasured by sorceress.

How-- How are you feeling about this?

Well, I am currently trying

to keep an open mind.

-Yeah.

-Because-- I don’t know.

Maybe-- Maybe there is something

kinda hot about it.

Hot? Okay.

And at the end of the day,

I love him and I love dressing up.

-So

-I love to-- Yeah, I--

Open mind. Total-- Yes. I just--

Why is he hiding this fr-from you?

And I just-- I don’t--

Like, how would this work sexually

in your sex together?

Do you have to be

in full costume every time

in order for him to be into you?

Is he dressed as Gandalf,

and you can just be regular

old-school, like, naked?

Or is that-- Would you be okay

with being f*cked

by the eight-legged horse of Odin?

Is that something that you’d be--

I mean, this is just--

Oh, dude.

Dude, you’re gonna blow

your d*ck off with that.

You haven’t-- Okay.

[Izzy] Oh.

-Um, no, no, no.

-[cries]

No, no. Hey.

-Hey.

-It’s funny.

It’s good. It’s funny.

No, it is-- It could be funny.

It could be funny.

And I think what--

No, hey, don’t cry, babe.

No, it could just be

an occasional fancy.

We have no facts here.

We’re-- We're getting ahead of ourselves.

E-Except, um,

I found a deed for some land

that he bought

-Okay.

in the Norwegian countryside,

and there’s blueprints,

and it’s really strange.

-Strange?

-Strange.

So this is stranger than--

than the Norsemen?

Yeah.

Right. Okay, listen, you drink that.

Drink that, all of that.

-Okay.

-Sir? Could we--

Quick as you can.

[Andrea] "This land brings me

one step closer to the fulfillment

of my masculine destiny.

The sexual subservience

from a plurality of angels

required of my true identity--"

Ah!

Ugh. Okay. No, let’s just--

"Throne room. Altar.

Concubine quarters.

Bride quarters.

Consummation mea--"

-"Consu--"

-Consummation meadow.

-Consummation meadow?

-Consummation meadow.

Like a f*cking meadow.

Like a literally f*cking meadow.

Dude, this is--

This is f*cking terrifying.

No, it’s actually starting

to make a lot of sense

-Really?

-is what it is, yeah.

Oliver was always really into Vikings.

-Okay.

-Like, really into Vikings.

And then he spoke

about threesomes a bit.

All right. So there’s nothing wrong

with that?

No, but I just--

I just never took him seriously.

I just thought that it was

a silly fantasy.

Silly fantasy.

Well, it could be.

I think we are still

in the very early stages

of this investigation.

I don’t think we need to--

We don’t have any real proof that--

What’s this?

[Izzy] This is a purchase deed

for the property.

This is two months

after we got engaged.

I don’t-- I-- I don't--

I don’t think we--

I think we just--

If you could just remain calm.

This is all pretty normal stuff.

It’s just--

This looks like a--

A-A normal kind of--

[vibrates]

-[screams]

-Oh, my God!

-For f*ck’s sakes!

-I don’t want to be f*cked

by the eight-legged horse of Odin!

I don’t! All I ever wanted was Oliver.

And I thought that it was the same.

I thought that he wanted me.

-Yup. Yeah, and he--

-And it turns out,

just getting lured into a sex cult.

-It’s a f*cking sex cult.

-Now I just feel like

a f*cking idiot!

You’re not a f*ck' idiot.

-I am! I was--

-No you're not.

I was bamboozled, and I was--

I was hoodwinked!

I was led astray, and it was dark.

It’s so dark. It’s--

-Ow.

-Oh! Oh!

I’m sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Let’s just take a breath, shall we?

Just in through the--

-[inhales deeply]

-[cork pops]

There you go.

That’s the medicine.

And out.

[exhales]

What do we do now, man?

There’s only one thing we can do.

[electronic dance music playing]

-[all cheering]

-[excited chattering]

Hey, hey.

Seth, Seth, soft serve?

-Soft serve?

-Uh

You love soft serve. Come on.

And I’ll do, uh, a strawberry soft serve

with the Jelly Tots.

-[man] All right, got it.

-[Jeremy] Yeah, yeah, thanks.

[sighs]

Jelly Tots, huh?

Jelly Tots.

What do you think a Jelly Tot is?

I don’t know, man.

Cold tonight, huh?

[sighs]

f*ck' L.A., man.

Just never know, do you? Ooh.

There’s a Ross down there.

And a Trader Joe’s. Look at that.

Trader Joe’s.

[percussive jazz playing]

-What up?

-[hisses]

What is this, a little

House of Dragon watch party?

What do you want?

A little savory? A little sweet?

What you feelin' this evening?

-Love you, bye.

-Say hi to J for me. Love you.

[Andrea] I will. Bye!

Izzy!

-[Andrea] Fungi.

-[Izzy] Mm!

A wonderful navigational resource

for uncovering the path ahead.

-So, one for me.

-One for you.

-One for me.

-Mm, that’s good.

-One for you.

-One for me.

-One for me.

-One for you.

-That’s two and two.

-Mm-hmm. I know what you see.

-One for you.

-Mm!

Mm.

[crickets chirping]

[Andrea whispering] Izzy.

[Izzy whispering] Yeah?

What?

-[Andrea] Come here.

-What?

-[Izzy groans]

-Just--

-I just realized.

-What?

-I was looking out at the sky.

-Yeah.

-It came to me.

-What?

There was almost no chance

in this whole world

that I, as a person,

would end up with you as my best friend.

Think about that.

Isn’t that f*cking amazing?

Like, you are the only one

of you that there is.

-Whoa.

-Right?

Whoa.

And you can do anything that you want

in this life.

Think about it. What are you doing, Izzy?

-What am I doing?

-What happens now?

It’s your decision.

-I have to.

-Gonna go?

-I have to go.

-We can pack right now!

I don’t know why I’m here.

I don’t know why

I’m house-sitting for Oliver

when I could have

[screams] I

Yup. You’re on top of the world!

I’m on top of the world,

and I have so much

to look forward to.

-I love my job.

-Yes!

-And I-I saved my money.

-Yes!

-And-- And I

-What do you want, Izzy?

I could-- I could buy

my own house right now.

-It's yours!

-That’s better than this house.

-It’s awful!

-The storage is atrocious!

-Yeah!

-Nowhere to put anything!

Look at this terrible small table!

-It’s just a tripping hazard!

-It’s horrible!

And f*ck that guy!

Yeah!

-Oh, you know what we should do?

-What?

We should send him

all of those photos.

-Okay.

-Right now.

-[Andrea] I’ll send them now!

-[Izzy] Right now!

And then I’m gonna write, um,

"Kraken’s out of the bag,

m*therf*cker!"

Yeah!

[laughing] That’s funny, huh?

-We’re free, m*therf*cker!

-Free!

[both] Free!

You’re a star

You’re a star ♪

Don’t you know

You’re a star? ♪

[motorcycle whirring]

Would you ever get a motorcycle?

No way, dude.

[cell phone chimes]

-[Seth] What are they doing?

-[Jeremy] I don’t know.

[Seth] Why are they dressed like that?

Are they at a--

Like a-- some sort of a theme party?

I don’t know.

So that was pretty fun, right?

Pretty productive?

Yeah. Yeah, I--

Yeah. Yeah, I--

We learned a thing or two, I think.

Did you think she was funny?

Yeah, I did.

-Yeah, she’s funny, isn’t she?

-She’s pretty funny.

-She's funny.

-She knows what she’s doing up there.

She’s a comedian.

[Jeremy] Yeah, but you know what?

She wasn't doing anything

that I don’t think you couldn’t do.

Does that make sense?

Like, you’re never gonna be Sadiqua.

Do you know what I mean?

But you can be Seth.

Because you’re a confident guy.

Like, when you want something,

you have the confidence

to go get it.

You bring that to going up there on stage.

I feel like you can do this thing.

-You think so?

-Oh, yeah.

I was picturing you up there,

and-- and it looked-- it looked right.

You know what I mean?

[cheerful music plays]

Seriously?

You pictured me up there?

-Yeah.

-And you saw it?

Yeah. It wasn’t like the whole time.

It was like a fleeting little--

Yeah, yeah, but there was a moment

where you saw me up there,

and I was

-f*cking crushing it. Yeah.

-killin' it.

-Yeah.

-That’s somethin'.

Here, take it. There you go.

-Thank you.

-Yeah.

Forgotten hideaways ♪

Extraordinary stars ♪

You’re a star

You’re a star ♪

Don’t you know

You’re a star? ♪

Don’t you know

You’re a star? ♪

Don’t you know

You’re a star? ♪

Don’t you know

You’re a star? ♪

Extraordinary stars ♪

Extraordinary stars ♪

Extraordinary stars ♪

You’re a star

You’re a star ♪

Don’t you know

You’re a star? ♪

Don’t you know

You’re a star? ♪

Don’t you know

You’re a star? ♪

Don’t you know

You’re a star? ♪