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01x07 - Tough Choices, New Chances

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Selling Tampa". Aired: December 15, 2021.*
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The agents of the all-female, Black-owned Allure Realty mix business with fun as they rule the waterfront of a hot Tampa luxury real-estate market.

01x07 - Tough Choices, New Chances

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[line ringing]

-[clears throat]
-[line continues ringing]

[Chad] He coming, he coming, hold on.
He coming. Appreciate it.

-Baby.
-Hey, baby.

What's up?

Where are your clothes?

I just got out of the pool,
did a pool workout.

You look good.

You, look at the freckles.

Freckles popping.
I like your little sprinkles.

Thank you, baby.

[Sharelle] I'm a little nervous
to tell Chad about the pregnancy

because I have three kids,

Chad has 85.

No, for real, Chad has seven kids.

Altogether that's ten, and with this one
in the oven, that's 11 kids together.

Dealing with a baby is gonna be a lot.

I guess, I don't know,
I want to see his reaction.

Look.

Ooh, okay, I see you.

Yeah, full C cup.

There's some things
I need to talk to you about.

-What's up?
-You.

Are you all right?
'Cause you making me nervous.

Do I need to sit down?

Yeah.

Well, baby, I can't…
I need to let you know.

I took a pregnancy test.

And I'm pregnant.

-[laughs]
-You just, like… You just playing?

I'm serious.

Put that on Jesus' sandals.

[laughing] I put that on Jesus' sandals.

Like, I'm really happy.

Whoo!

Turn up!

But what are we gonna do?

That's gonna be hard.
We're in two separate--

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's hard in life?

I got this. I do everything.

Cook, clean, change, raise.

-Baby.
-Just do what you doin', I got this.

I got this. Let me do everything.

I mean… okay.

I was wondering why you was glowing.

Like, I was thinking about that, like--

-[man] You're on the other side, Chad!
-I'm coming.

I love you.

I love you too.

And I love little Ochouno, Ocho--

Little Ochouno?

I hope it's a girl. Like, little Ochocita.

Chad is gonna make an amazing daddy
because he is still youthful,

and he is excited.

His a*s hula-hooping over there right now.

I love it.

But we definitely have to have
a serious discussion,

because raising a child
in two different households

is definitely gonna be hard.

-All right.
-All right, baby.

-[happy music playing]
-♪ Just silver lining ♪

♪ Just silver lining ♪

["If You Want It"
by Stella Mwangi playing]

♪ Time don't wait for no one
Better get the show on ♪

♪ Heat it up like a sauna ♪

[Anne] That's a heavy door.

[song continues playing]

-[Anne] Hi.
-Hi, how are you guys doing?

-[Anne] I'm well.
-You ready to order?

-I'm just gonna do the jasmine tea.
-Okay.

I'm gonna do just your regular
brewed coffee with oat milk.

-Got it. Coming up.
-[Anne] Thank you so much.

Girl, I just feel like everything
just been off between us because

that day at Main Course,
I couldn't get one word out.

I felt like you were, like,
hella overtalking me, girl.

I didn't realize I was being out of turn.

I felt like what I had to say
was just equally as important.

Well, it is, and we both have good points,
but I let you talk.

I feel like there's some energy there.

And I think when you were cutting me off,
it was almost like, okay,

do you feel a way because
I don't agree with your decision

to potentially go over
to Rena's new brokerage?

We had that conversation with Rena.
I said my piece and I was done.

Right. But then, you know,
me, you, and Sharelle went out,

and we put everything out on the table
about what's going on with Rena.

Right.

And I felt like you weren't really being
100% with Sharelle at that moment.

It's very crazy to me
to think that two people

can't have similar businesses
and be friends.

I think that there's enough for everyone
and that, like, if she wants to do that--

So, I've already said,
there's nothing wrong with her going out,

getting it on her own,
opening up her own brokerage--

But you said there's a problem with her--

The problem is when you try to literally
take what you saw from somebody else,

and take their agents in the same city,
that's absolutely insane to me.

No! Not to me. Not to me.

We have to agree to disagree,

because I'm not gonna feel that,
you're not gonna feel me.

-No.
-And that's fine.

We don't have to agree on everything.

-We're two different people.
-We are two different people.

But I would never want you
to feel like I'm disrespecting you,

because I do value our friendship.

I appreciate that, Anne, seriously.

Like, that means a lot,
and I know you care about me.

That's why I'm like,
"I don't like when we're fighting."

That sh*t doesn't feel natural.

-Yeah, it doesn't.
-Like, we never fight.

-Yeah.
-Are you tearing up?

I can't believe you cried.

-[Anne] Girl! Leave me alone.
-You must really love me.

Uh-uh! Get away from me.

My friendship with Colony
is very important to me,

but Colony is being optimistic
and not realistic,

because Sharelle appreciates the loyalty,

but at the end of the day,
at any point, anyone can get let go.

-Give me a hug, because--
-Ew, don't make this sappy.

You already cried, it's too late.

-[both laughing]
-[Colony] I love you, girl.

[Anne] Okay. You too.

[downbeat music playing]

-[upbeat music playing]
-♪ You gonna, gonna see my colors ♪

♪ You gonna see my true colors ♪

♪ You gonna, gonna see my colors ♪

♪ You gonna see my true colors ♪

[Juawana] What did Chad say?

[Sharelle] Chad's f*cking super excited.
'Cause that's all he talk about is kids.

I think I'm being extra, Juawana.

[chuckles] Extra about what?

I look huge, Juawana.
I used to have a six-pack.

What you laughing at?

I wouldn't say it was a six-pack.

-Juawana, I had a six-pack.
-But you had a nice maybe two-pack.

Juawana.

-It sounded like piano keys.
-[imitates piano]

-Are you drinking?
-I am.

-Just 'cause you can't don't mean I can't.
-Are you ready for your divorce party?

I am.

It's still just… It's bittersweet.

-Yeah.
-But I am ready.

I am officially divorced.

However, I don't want
to call it a divorce party

because I don't want to celebrate divorce.

But what I will call it
is a single ladies party.

-It's gonna be fun. I'm excited.
-What you think about the theme?

I love it and I'm coming, honey.

-I know you are.
-They better come with it.

Beyoncé is coming in.
They gonna be like, "Is that Beyoncé?"

Or, "Shayoncé."

Who do you think is gonna have, like,
the best Beyoncé inspiration outfit?

Duh, you better.

Yeah, other than us two. That's a given.

Maybe Colony?

We will see.

I'm just ready to have a good time
and show the ladies

that I'm "Jeyoncé."

I wanna switch gears right now.

I don't even know where to begin.
Alexis was explaining to the team,

which I was surprised
that she even brought up,

the issues that she
had with Tennille's client.

What was the issues?

She just said she had a very off day.

-What, you gave him a $6,000 figure?
-Yeah. On a $14 million house.

[Anne] 14 million, Alexis?

-And the taxes are like, 90,000.
-I was way off.

-She was winging it. She winged it.
-How the hell you gonna wing…

-I don't know.
-She's gonna have to figure it out.

If you don't know the answer,

you should say,
"Hey, let me get back with you."

"Let me pull it up. I don't want
to give you the wrong information."

Don't just make something up.

I'm gonna have to have a talk with her.
Like, "You gotta get it together."

"Focus on your personal life
before you come step feet in Allure."

If she doesn't, no one can help her.

Like, I'm f*cking tired of it, Alexis.

You make so many excuses.

When people give her advice,
she's not trying it.

This is the last straw.
Like, I'm so f*cking tired of it.

I'm not here to babysit any agent.

This is business.

At the end of the day,
the business gotta run.

-That's true.
-And that's what she needs to understand.

That's it.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Ah, don't test me ♪

♪ Ah, don't test me… ♪

-[Colony laughs] My shorts are real short.
-I know, I see.

Giving me real Bey vibes.

-[upbeat music continues]
-♪ Ah, don't test me ♪

[Colony] Rena!

[Anne] Yes!

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

[Tennille] Yes, Lemonade, honey.

[Sharelle] You are k*lling it!

Yes, you brought the bat.

-[upbeat music continues]
-♪ I'm the queen, but you knew that ♪

♪ Check my crown, diamonds phat ♪

[Sharelle] Watch out with that bat, honey.

♪ Please don't call me "baby"
Call me "independent lady" ♪

♪ On the grind, check my stats ♪

[music continues]

My look was from one night
that she went out with Jay-Z.

-Any Beyoncé look works!
-[Alexis] Right.

♪ Tell me I can do it
'Cause I know I'm the boss ♪

♪ Don't need him to buy a boat
I know what it costs ♪

-[Colony] Okay, Juawana!
-[all cheering]

[Sharelle] You look amazing!

Everybody looks so good!

Thank you, ladies, for coming!

I'm just ready to have a good time,

with my hair blowing in the wind,
with my short black shorts,

with my Beyoncé tights.

Everybody knows
Beyoncé wear those nude tights.

I was not walking in my party
without them.

You better work, Juawana!

[Juawana] She's beautiful.
She's in control.

She's confident,
and I think that embodies me.

I got you a gift, Juawana.

[all] Aw!

Thank you!

You are getting a divorce,

so now you're gonna have to learn how to
maybe be more in tune with yourself alone.

Okay. It's called "Pleasure Panty."

They're vibrating panties.

I have one of these. It's the remote one.

[Tennille] So somebody else can remote.

So somebody else can use it!

Oh, yeah. I wanna be, like,
in the kitchen and… [imitates vibrating]

I'mma wear this at the office.

-[all exclaiming]
-[Anne] I can't.

[Sharelle] We have a prize
for best Beyoncé,

the lovely Miss Juawana.

-[all exclaim]
-[Karla] Nibble on it!

And it's chocolate.

Have you ever had it this big before?

I'm at a loss of words.

All right, next, ladies!

We are about to do a little game.

[Anne] Hit it, hit it, hit it!

[all exclaim]

[Rena] There you go! Get it, girl!

God damn, Anne!

[Tennille] "I can't stand you!"

Can she get one hit, Tennille?

-Let her get a hit.
-I'm not doing nothing!

[Rena] All right, go! Go!

[all clamoring]

sh*t!

[Juawana] Where your bat, Tennille?

I present to you the Lemonade bat.

[Juawana] Ooh.

I have a feeling
this is not the first party

that Tennille has come to with a bat.

Hit it like you done!

[all] Whoo!

-[Juawana] What?
-[Tennille] Candy condoms?

-[Juawana] What?
-Well, I'll be damned.

I'm loving my party.

But what I'm loving even more

is that the ladies really tried
to dress like Beyoncé.

Some tried a little bit harder,

and some tried a little bit less.

But just like Beyoncé, we are all fierce.

[Sharelle] All right, ladies, it's time to
get in formation, and let's eat this food.

[all] Okay!

[Karla] I love…
These are my favorite boots.

[Sharelle] I got the walk for high boots.

Now y'all eat, enjoy.

Rena showed up, showed out with that wig.

Colony said,
"If you gonna be Beyoncé, be Beyoncé."

-Colony, you told her right.
-[Colony] I'm here for it.

[Sharelle] Me too.

We got a housekeeper, and
she organized all my drawers, but I have…

Everybody's got the drawer where it's got,
like, lubricants and stuff in there.

She organized it. I felt so embarrassed.

-Oh, my God.
-[Rena] I didn't even say that to her.

-I was like…
-Well, clearly, you are the freak.

So I can only imagine
the sh*t she found in there.

Oh, my God!

They have a whole group chat,
with all the housecleaning people.

All right, ladies, y'all know
we have been supporting Juawana

since she gave us the news.

We just wanna give a toast to you because
this is a new chapter in your life.

A new, beautiful, successful chapter,
and we just wanna be here to support you.

I do want to thank
you ladies for joining me.

Everyone looks so beautiful,
and thank you for your support.

We're here for you. That's it.

It's ironic that it rained today

because that's a good luck sign
of washing away your past

and bringing in your future,
and I just wish you many happy nights.

Thank you. Cheers to that. [laughing]

Long nights.

And good morning afters.

[Sharelle] Um, I do have something to say.

So I have decided to bring
someone else to the crew.

And I want y'all
to treat them like family,

because they will be a part of my family.
[laughs]

-[Rena] Wait. Are you pregnant?
-Y'all gonna be aunties.

-[Karla] Nuh-uh!
-[all] Sharelle!

[Anne] Sharelle!

-[Rena] Are you serious?
-[Colony] Oh, my God!

Are you serious, serious?

[Rena] Sharelle!

-[Rena] Oh!
-[Colony] Oh, my God! Congratulations!

Sharelle!

I'm so happy for you.

[Karla] Oh, my God!

[overlapping chatter and laughter]

I wasn't expecting that, Sharelle.
I'm so shocked.

Tonight was originally about me, but it's
gonna end up about us being a family.

-[Sharelle] She's like, "I'm next."
-I'm so happy for you. So happy.

-I'm very happy for this news.
-Aw!

You're such a good mama too.

-Thank you.
-Congratulations.

-Cheers!
-[Karla] To new beginnings!

[Rena] Cheers.

[emotional music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Stop the party, celebrate ♪

♪ Everything goin' my way ♪

♪ Givin' me the looks when I walk in ♪

-Hi!
-[Ben] How are you today?

-[Colony] Good! Thanks for having us.
-[Anne] Hello!

So grand. I love it.

Come on in, make yourselves at home.

-[Anne] Thanks for having us.
-Show us around, Ben.

-[upbeat music continues]
-♪ I'm feelin' so alive ♪

[Colony] This place is one of the top
waterfront homes in Tampa.

♪ I'm feelin' good, good, good ♪

I'm so excited because I'm renting it out
for my 30th birthday party.

It's definitely luxury,
which is what I'm all about.

Wow. This view is breathtaking.

[Anne] It is stunning.

[Ben] We purchased this home
two and a half years ago.

We paid about
sixteen and a half million, I think.

-If you were to sell…
-[Ben] Today's market…

-I'd like 30 million bucks.
-Okay.

-[upbeat music playing]
-♪ I got it, I'mma flaunt it ♪

♪ Stunning like I want it
I'm the prima donna ♪

[Colony] This property is not listed yet.

However, this is exactly
the types of homes that we want to sell.

So, I reached out to Ben directly

and established a little bit
of a connection with him.

In two, three years, when they're ready
to sell that house and buy another one,

I'm like, "I'm there."

When you're ready to sell this,
we're the ones for the job.

-Well, get a feel for it.
-Okay. We're gonna take a look around.

-Great.
-Thank you.

-[upbeat music playing]
-♪ I grow up, I wanna ball like this ♪

♪ Filthy rich, a bougie b*tch ♪

-[Anne] Ooh. Hold on.
-[Colony] Is this a wine cellar?

-This is Heaven. I think we've been good.
-Did we die and…

[Anne] Yeah, I think we've
been good girls so God took us to Heaven.

-[Colony] I just love the details in here.
-Yes.

-This is the real deal.
-Wow.

You can be boo'd up over there.

I bet you would like to.

-[music continues]
-♪ When I grow up, I wanna be like this… ♪

You said it's in the wrist? Ahh!

[Colony] Okay.

[both] Ooh!

[Colony] Okay, Anne!

It's not a strike, but, like, you know.

[Anne] Colony.

-[Colony] Wow, Anne.
-This is amazing.

-[Colony] It's like a lagoon.
-A whole lazy river here?

[Colony] This is perfect for my party.

Like, I'm already envisioning
where I'll put things.

[Anne] Talk about bringing in
your 30s the right way.

-[Colony] Right?
-This is like a dream.

[Colony] I have so many ideas.
I'm gonna bring the space to life.

The pool space is amazing.

We have a little bridge.

There's so much space out there.

I can't imagine having
my birthday anywhere else.

-[Anne] We need to be on this balcony.
-Wow.

Expansive water views.

-[Colony] Girl. Oh, my God.
-This is, like…

You have the beach.
We're right here on the beach.

[both] Wow.

-[Colony] This is a large space.
-A very large space.

[Colony] So I need large items.

-I'm working on this huge "30" sign.
-Okay.

It's gonna be filled
with greenery and all white flowers.

So I can definitely put that over here.

I wanna make this just, like,
a grown and sexy pool-party vibe.

-[Anne] This screams grown and sexy, so…
-This is it.

Our guest list is already
gonna be super exclusive.

-Mmm-hmm.
-Only people with money.

The ballers will be here.

They might want to buy this.

Wow.

This is it. [exclaims]

-[upbeat music playing]
-♪ Got you where you feel it ♪

♪ 'Cause you see the way I look ♪

[music continues]

-[music fades]
-[Tennille] Oh.

-[Rena] Is it dying?
-You didn't charge it last night?

-That mean I ain't gotta work. [laughs]
-I was gonna say…

I work as long as the charge.
You gotta set boundaries with yourself.

[Rena] How's everybody
feeling this morning?

-Dragging.
-[Alexis] Girl.

-[all laughing]
-[Karla] I am dragging.

I am tired. I didn't even
wanna get up this morning.

-Mmm-mmm.
-I feel… rejuvenated.

[all exclaim]

-[Rena] Why's that?
-[Alexis] Oh, wait, oh, Lord.

But self love is the best love, honey.

Who else won the gifts?

Colony.
She just bought vibrating panties, honey.

Right. No, that one was
definitely, like, new to me.

I had never seen…

Specifically that compartment,
it fit in so nicely.

-I thought that's where you put money.
-The underwear you can slip a tip in.

Too close for comfort
for the tip to be right there.

That all makes sense.

[upbeat music playing]

[Denim] Don't hold my hand.

Oh, you a big boy?
You don't want me holding your hands?

I'mma do the orange creamsicle.

-Can I have that too?
-[man] Yeah.

[Sharelle] Denim,
what flavor ice cream do you want?

I want vanilla.

-[Sharelle] You want it in a cone?
-Mmm-hmm.

What do you say?

Thank you.

Hi, ladies.

-[Alexis] Hi.
-[Anne] Hello.

Ooh, she comes bearing gifts.

-[Karla] Thank you.
-Some treats, pastries.

-[Tennille] You need some help?
-Yes, girl.

I figured you'd be hungover
from Juawana's party last night.

[overlapping chatter]

[Tennille] I am also hungover-rejuvenated.

[Colony] Sharelle and Juawana
are missing out today, y'all.

Somebody need to call and
check on Juawana. That thing was huge.

Girl, that's probably why she's not
in the office, because she's torn up.

Right-- Not torn up, Anne!

[Anne] Tennille, how do you use it?

[Karla] Wait a minute.

[Tennille] Why you
think I know how to use it?

I haven't been with a horse.
Did you see that thing?

[Anne] It was pretty big.

We need to ask the woman
who's been married the longest.

Okay, 'cause I know she got some tricks.

I been married long for a reason,
and it's not sharing stuff with y'all.

[all exclaiming]

-All I will say is, I left my wig on.
-[Colony] She left the wig on.

-She probably woke up to breakfast in bed.
-[Colony] Wow.

Sharelle dropped the b*mb
on us last night.

[all] She did.

-[Colony] Right?
-I was so shocked.

[Tennille] I can believe it, what you
think you do when you have sex?

When she touched her stomach,
I was like, "Oh!"

And then she starts to… I said…

And then she started crying. Oh, my God.

I never saw this coming.

The only thing that I noticed
was her butt getting bigger.

I just thought she was
having a good life, I don't know.

She looks like she's glowing, I'm looking
at her and I'm like, "I can see it now."

How'd I miss the signs, you know?

[Colony] That damn Sharelle.
She can keep a secret.

[Arieana] Denim.

You got a milk-stache.

Denim, guess what.

Denim and Arieana.

Mommy will be expecting,

and y'all may be having
another brother or sister.

I knew it! I seen a pregnancy test.

Where you saw the pregnancy test at?

-In your drawer, but I didn't say nothing.
-[Denim] I saw it too.

You don't even know
what a pregnancy test look like.

I do. I saw on my phone.

-Siri told me, I asked Siri!
-Siri told you?

-You asked Siri what?
-I asked Siri.

-Did you understand what Mommy said?
-What?

Mommy is pregnant.

Mommy's gonna have your brother or sister.

Are you happy?
You're not gonna be the baby anymore.

Are you joking?

I'm not joking.

They're not sleeping in my room.

They're gonna pee in the bed.

Are you happy?

Yes, I'm happy for you.

Aww, Ari.

I thought you wasn't gonna accept it.

You gonna love this baby.
Just like you love Denim.

Yes, I love Denim, he's just bad!

[Sharelle laughing]

What's gonna happen?
Is she staying here, is she…

-[Alexis] I would assume she'd move.
-Moving to Miami?

-[Anne] Uh-oh.
-Right?

She's gonna have to move. There's no way
he's gonna want to be without his baby.

Why does she have to move?
He needs to move here.

[Colony] Her life is here, so…

-Yeah, we need her.
-[Rena] Her brokerage is here.

-Hello, we are here. Us.
-[Rena] More importantly.

Denim, since school is out,
do you wanna go to Miami with Mommy?

You wanna go to Chad's house?

Well, there's a chance
that we might relocate to Miami.

I don't know.

I don't really like that idea.

I don't like Miami

'cause I don't know nobody down there.

You don't wanna leave here?

What's wrong? You're tearing up.

Because I just don't like meeting people.

-[crying]
-Gimme a hug, baby.

It's gonna be all right.

-I love you.
-I love you too.

I know you're gonna be a great role model
to your little brother or sister.

Pinky promise.

And we'll talk about relocation.
I still haven't decided yet.

It's just thoughts.

Okay?

[Rena] So if Sharelle goes to Miami,
what does that mean for the Tampa office?

[Colony] I don't know, y'all.

Do you guys think Juawana's
gonna be running the show now?

[tense music playing]

[tense music fading]

[Rena] I love it.
This is a home run, Russ. Thank you.

-You did a fantastic job.
-My pleasure. Take it for a spin.

-[Rena] Okay.
-That's the boss chair.

-[Rena] Is it now?
-Oh, wow.

It really does check all of the boxes.

Let's talk business.

$8,000 a month. That's it.

Okay, is that negotiable?

I'll see what I can do.

This actually looks like Sharelle's chair,
but in leather.

You look like you're
ready to take over the world.

-Thank you, I just might.
-[upbeat music playing]

♪ I want all the power ♪

♪ Yeah, I want all the power ♪

♪ I want all the power ♪

♪ Yeah, I want all the power
I want all the power ♪

♪ I want all the power ♪

♪ The money and the dollars
The duchess in the island ♪

♪ The tunnels in the palace
A hundred miles an hour ♪

♪ 'Cause I want all the power
I want all the power ♪

♪ I want all the power
I want all the ♪

♪ Ahh! ♪

[music fading]