01x01 - Arrivals

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Wednesday

Ever since I can remember, the world
has been ending somewhere.

Species extinction, deforestation,
economic crises,

environmental pollution, terrorism

and climate change. Thanks a lot!

Pit stop?
- Yes.

Somewhere there is always
the next crisis,

the next w*r - and mankind has
but a few years left...

...to avert the apocalypse.
You get used to it.

But on Slaborn? Nothing
ever happens!

Everyone knows everyone,
everyone is nice,

beautiful landscape, dunes,
meadows, cows,

pensioners on sailboats.
Boring? For sure!

But I'm only fifteen
and newly in love.

I wouldn't mind if we could postpone
the end of the world

for a while, please!

Where is Evelin?

Sorry, I'm here.

Are you feeling better?

I don't know.

Everybody but Herm Sperm

Show it!
- Wait, do it again.

Wait. I want to film it, wait

Okay, you got it?
- Yes.

Guys, guys, guys!

Dude, show me!

Enough already?

I'm fine.

What a twatface, dude!

You're all such idiots.

Dude, since when does Evelin
like Miscarriage?

What do I know? Chicks... Whatever.
- Did you break up?

Shut the f*ck up!

Chill, dude.

Evelin has left the group.

It can't go on like this, Herm.

What'? I didn't do anything.
- Exactly!

You really need to stop
being such a victim.

Wow, great idea. I've only been
trying that since forever?!

Tonight, at the Fisker-Party.

You're going with me.
- No! I'm not suicidal.

Then you can save your
own a*s in the future.

I'll pick you up at nine.

Arrival

Hello!
- Hello!

Hello, Richard!
- Hello!

Hello!
- Hello!

Yes, she's coming, she's coming.

Richard!

Merit, hello!

Are you picking up your daughter?

Knuspa is picking her up,
I'm just the driver.

And you are picking up Luis?
- Oh, God forbid, no.

He would be embarrassed.

No, I, uh, I'm waiting
for Nikolai Wagner.

THE Nikolai Wagner? "Zeugenzwerg"?

Exactly.

Wow!
- Yes.

Author's reading and book signing
session in my shop.

Maybe even in the Pavilion.
- And people say nothing

happens here culturally.

He's currently writing his new novel.
Maybe he'll set part of

it here on the island.

Wow.
- Yes.

Okay, you are right.
The whole

thing was a crazy idea.
- Tell me about it.

But that's how you love your flock.

Impulsive and impetuous.

You are not supposed to make
any deals without me.

- Come on, it's no big issue.
One evening, small reading.

The woman is some kind of super-fan
and... pays well.

Oh yes? How much?
- Come on, Lena.

I just don't understand why you're
leaving your desk at all

and ship off to the boondocks.

Six weeks before the deadline!
- Maybe I find the

boondocks inspiring?

Your novel is set in New York.
Don't take me for an idiot.

I'm not stupid.

Three days of rest and isolation,
with my laptop

in a hotel by the sea, what's
so dramatic about it?

Are you seriously asking
that, Nikolai?

How is it going?

No... problems anymore?

No, I'm in the home stretch.

Okay, I'm on your side.

But you shouldn't lie to your agent.

Honestly.

The book will be brilliant.

My best work.

Of course I wouldn't have
to do this reading,

if you could negotiate another
advance payment.

Lena?

I don't think you realize what
a tsunami is coming at you,

if you don't deliver a manuscript
in six weeks.

You signed your contract,
you took the advance,

you pushed back the deadline
three times.

If you don't deliver
now, be prepared

for the publisher to
sue your a*s off!

No problem, I'm in the
flow right now.

I can do six weeks.

The sophomore novel is always
difficult, especially when

the first one was such a
success as "Zeugenzwerg."

You just have to get
through it.

Even you.
So back to your keyboard and

stay away from drugs!

Hey Knuspa, hey girl,
did you miss me?

Have you been a good girl?

My little girl.

Well, Father?
- Well, Daughter?

You look terrible!
- I am happy to see you, too.

Are you sick?
- Nah, just exhausted.

A bus ride with a
bunch of teenagers

is not my thing.

Then let's go home.
- Come on, Knuspa, come on.

Bonjour madame.

Mister Wagner! Mister Wagner!

Mrs. Ponz?

Yes. Welcome to Slmborn.
- Thanks.

Uh, yes, this way to the car.

Alright.

So we are really...
I am very honored

that you actually came.

Yes?

Oh God, I'm so nervous.

It's okay.

Tell me, Mrs.
Ponz, would

it be possible that
you drive me straight to the hotel'?

I'd like to take a shower
and get some rest.

Um, I didn't actually put
you up in a hotel.

We have a guest room at our house.

A large room with a private bathroom
and lots of privacy.

All to yourself.

And, uh, you can stay
as long as you like.

Well that's just marvelous.

Yes.

And this is where you
can put the luggage.

Ah yes.

That's convenient.

This is the police.

Anyone there? Hello?

If it isn't old Fisker-Magnus.

Mikkel! Or should I say
Mister Schwarting?

To think that we'd shake
hands one day.

A lot has changed.
- I've picked you up

here more than once.

Not this time.

The old Qstergaard supports
our project.

You want to bring trouble
to the island.

No.

This is Qstergaards land.

He can do what he wants with it.

But there are some citizens
who are worried.

They want Sloborn to stay peaceful.

I can understand that.
- No matter who f*ck up here,

I will hold you responsible.

But good thing you got
your life on track, Fisker.

What about Jan'?

He's in your house.

He hasn't changed.

Hey Evelin! - Evelin!

Hey idiots. Come here.

Are you all right?

Hey bimbo. How was it?
- As always great without you.

Hey!

Where's Mom?

We'll put Kielmann here,
he's the most critical.

Then he can't leave so quickly.

Rolf sits at the exit...
Hello darling!

Are you okay?
You don't look well.

Yes, just the bus ride.

Hello Valeska!
- Hello clear!

It's good to have you back.

What's the matter?

Just that I'm back.

We'll talk at dinner tonight,
okay?

Then I'll have
time for you.

Then you
can tell us everything.

Yes...

Oh Evelin, you wanted
to pick Peter up

from the orthodontist tomorrow.

Can you drop off Lukas to his
guitar lesson after that?

And then I want you to make
sure that all four of you

are here at 7:30 for the
presentation, okay?

Formally dressed. Can
I count on you'?

Sure, as always.

She's letting me play Mom
for the boys again.

It's an important event
for her tomorrow.

One can take some responsibility
at your age.

House call to where?

Loki Mansur.

Can I come?

In your condition?

I'm feeling better.

All right. If you say so.
- Thanks.

You can make it a bit bigger.

There's always a party.

Will I be invited?

Hello, brother.

f*ck you!

No, seriously.

f*ck you.

I needed some distance.

Took me longer.

You think I care?
After all these years?

It was hard in prison -

Don't tell me about your prison trauma and whatnot.

Better tell me why you're really here.

I've started a rehab program for delinquent youths.

How noble.

The first group will come to the island tomorrow.
We're fixing up the old Qstergaard farm.

You think I don't know this sh*t already?

"Magnus Fisker returns to the island
with ten of his kind."

Listen. I want you to stay away from the kids...

- Why Slmborn?

You could have settled your
"Big Brother Club"

at any sh*thole in this world.

The farm is perfect.

And I thought maybe we could
straighten you out, too.

Man, you are such a lying w*nk*r!

You want to take my house away.

I've read the letters from your lawyer.

I thought you didn't get them.

Adam let me peek.

So you know why I'm here.
I need the money for my project.

I have something to believe in now.
For the first time in my life.

The house is mine.

Only half of it.

You've been away for years. Hell - I've lived here!

You're not getting it, okay?

Then pay me off.

Am I Croesus or what?

No. Drug dealer. You
should have money.

I am a f*cking tattoo artist.

And now f*ck off, before I smash your face in.

We will have to sort this out.
One way or another.

Sure, man...

...we're celebrating!

You are cordially invited!

Matze?!

Matze, come on!

Matze!

Come over here!

Come on, start the engine!
They don't see us!

f*ck!

I can't start the engine!

f*ck! Matze?!

Matze?! Matze!

Matze!

The RNA virus was completely
unknown until months ago,

but the new strain is
highly infectious now

between humans, as well,

and is spreading in India,
Asia and South America

Hi.
- Hello.

Hello.
- Is Fiete home?

In his room. Just go upstairs, okay?
- Thanks.

Where is the patient?

How long has this been
going on for?

- Since this morning.

Temperature?

Way too high.

It's good that you've isolated her.

I'll take a few samples,
then we'll see.

Go away!

Hi.

There must be a glitch
in the matrix.

My father is on house call.

You just blew me off for a week.

Like you don't know me.

I suppose you're embarrassed that
you snacked on the Fiete

Burger. - Dude, ew!
That

was a one-time thing.

Never say never.
- I want you to leave Herm alone.

He's a pain in the a*s.

He hasn't done anything.

A turd didn't do anything, either.

But I still don't want
sh*t on my shoe.

I'm bringing him to the party today,
I want you to treat him

well.
Do me a favor.

What'? What do I get?

Who knows?

See you at the party.

Evi, are you okay?

Home and bed, come on.
- Nah, it's out now.

I've eaten something wrong.

I'm fine already. Look.

I feel this good.

Dad?

I'm back home!

What are you doing?

I, uh, I wanted to borrow
this because...

I'm going to a party.

This is stupid. I know.

Don't get any stains on it.

Thanks.

It's great you're finally
doing boys stuff.

Thanks.
- Don't embarrass yourself.

If you need anything, anything
at all, call me.

- Of course.

Bye.
- Bye.

...pigeon flu epidemic in India
is unlikely to still be

controllable according to the WHO.

While in South Korea, China, Taiwan
and Japan, preventative

measures still seem to be effective.

Quoting WHO director general
Rice, the travel

restrictions...

Hey Evelin!
- Hello!

I'll take those.

How was the field trip?
- Great.

Can't leave till 11:00. Sorry!

Four euros and two cents back.
How's your mother?

Are you okay?

My period, I think. One second.

I'll take those, too.

Keep the change.
- Hopefully you didn't

catch anything.

Nah, it's fine.

Give my love to your mother!
- Will do!

Got weed for 20?

Dude, who brought you here?

Are you Ret*rded?

Why? Don't you run
a pharmacy anymore?

- Yes.

But I don't want to go to jail
because of you kids.

You go to the pharmacy,
buy "pills" from Susi.

You say your name like you
say it at Starbucks.

And what you really
want.

I get a text
and a hardworking helper

will find you.

And brings the stuff to you, okay?

I don't think you realize what
a tsunami is coming at you...

A manuscript in six weeks...
And keep away from drugs!

Mister Wagner?

Mister Wagner?

Yes?

Dinner.

So this is our guest.
Nikolai Wagner.

This is my husband Arne
and our son Luis.

Good evening. Hello.

So, welcome.

Evening, gentlemen. Hello.

Are you all right?

Yeah. Yes.

Why?

Because you're sweating
like a junkie.

You probably know many.

Luis!

No, I'm - uh - I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Then let's pray.

Bless this food, O Lord, and
guide us along the right path.

And forgive us our trespasses.

And above all, bless our guest.

That he has a fulfilling and
loving time on our island...

Amen.

Do I hear social interaction?

What'?

A party?
Gathering?

Sociable encounters
in a communal get-together?

Yes. Every second Wednesday
throughout the season.

The Fisker parties are legendary.

Mister Wagner is currently
writing his new novel, right?

Yes.

That's what my contract says.

Do you actually write
while you are here?

Well, I would find it
exciting if a part of

your novel was written in our house.

That would be a feeling
while reading, right?

Sure, Merit.

Excuse me, but I am overcome by an
irrepressible desire for freedom.

He's so wasted.

Evi?
- In the bathroom!

Are you okay?

It's all good!

How did you get here?

On foot!

Why didn't you call?

Dad, I'm on the toilet!

Pregnant

Pregnant

Lady visitor.

Hold on.

The pants.

That's how it's done.

Hi. Evelin is sick.

You have to deal with me.

Okay. Cool. I don't mind...
Uh, I mean, great.

You guys got this, right?

Yeah, looks sh*t, right?
- Nah, it's fine.

May I?
- Uh, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay then...

Shall we?
- Yes.

Okay. I'll take blow for fifty.

I don't know you.

So what?

This is my party-

You are not invited.

I just want some coke.

Isn't that...

ill*gal?

I don't know. I'm not
with the drug squad.

Hey, my name is Nikolai Wagner.
You can google me.

And then?

Well then you see that I have
the Ingeborg Bachmann Award.

And no, this is not a police
medal.

I am a writer.

Listen, you big shot.

I don't care who you are.

You're not invited and that's it!

Get lost!

Where's Mom?

Quickly back to the office.
The real estate thing tomorrow

for grandpa...

ls there a free seat?

Sure.

Hey!

How is it?

Hi.

How do we know you're not a snitch?
- A what?

Ah yes, okay, it's like buying
beer through an adult.

Only the other way around.

You get me something
to snort for 30

and can keep the remaining 20.

How about that? I'll just
give you mine for 50.

Come on, this is half empty...

Yeah sh*t, give it to me.

Give me that stuff.
- Hey, stay out.

This is
a private transaction.

There is no such thing.

Give me the stuff.

No.

You

are

not

invfled!

Hey, let go!

Let gm!

Hey! Let go!

Calm down!
- Okay, I am calm.

Never f*cking do that again!

Nice party!

You know what'll happen
if you send a tourist to the hospital.

Why do you care?
Are you my social worker now?

Why don't you quit all that gangster sh*t?
Work for me.

Who do you think you are?

I can train you... Give you a salary -

You want to pay me a salary?

You want to take my house
and then patronize me? I live here, damn it!

You have to make just one decision
to change your life.

One decision.

Just stay away from me.

I'm not coming today, sorry!

What's wrong? Are you okay?

It's all good. See you tomorrow. Kisses

Here we go.

Stay calm.

Hey guys!

Hi.

What about Evelin? Didn't she
want to come too?

Didn't feel good.

Eh? I thought you hooked
up with her, dude.

Shut up.
- Did she break your heart?

What are you smiling at, Miscarriage?

Nothing.

Here, now you got something
to smile.

Piss-face!

Stop it!

Where is he? Where is he?!
- There!

sh*t, where is he?

Probably in the dunes.

Hey, come out, f*gg*t,
it'll just get worse!

Guys...
- He probably ran home.

Guys, look!
- What is it?

Oh my God!
What happened?

- I got to know the charm
of the local proletariat.

Should I call a doctor?
- No, not necessary.

Come in.
- Thanks.

Does it look that bad?

Have you been mugged?

Not everyone appreciates
my engaging personality.

It's quite exciting with you.

It's hard to believe, but I know
how to behave myself occasionally.

"Behavior is merely a way
to keep the knowledge

of human nature in check
through manners."

You have...

You have read my term paper?

I've read everything you've written.

We should... uh.

Well you should...

Get some rest.

Yes.

I'm sorry that I ended our dinner
so abruptly earlier.

Hello? Anybody there?

I have a bad feeling.
We shouldn't be here!

You have to admit that it's strange.
Nobody's here.

This is a f*cking ghost ship!

Dude, do you smell that, too?

Dude! Are you okay?

f*ck, dude! He's dead!

f*ck! - Let's go!

sh*t, sh*t!

sh*t, dude. sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Come in.

Student Counselor
Milan Gruber

Are you okay?

You'll ruin me.
- I barely made it through

the school trip.

Tell me you want to
be with me forever.

I want to be with you forever.