- Hey, guys, it's Selena.
People who know me
know that I love to cook
except I have no idea
what to do or how to do it.
Honestly, I'm not
confident enough.
So while I've been stuck
at home
these past few months,
I thought,
"What better time to improve
my skills in the kitchen?"
So I've asked some
of the best chefs
to school me.
Oh, man.
This is a lot.
They're at home,
I'm at home,
and we're gonna see if we can
make a meal together
Check, check, one, two.
Apart.
I don't have the script.
- Oh, it's so awkward.
Selena and Antonia, take one.
- So let's try this.
Oh, I'm getting nervous.
Oh, tryin', I'm tryin',
I'm tryin' ♪
With my feelings on fire ♪
Hey, Antonia?
Ah!
I finally see you.
- Hi, Selena.
How are you?
- I'm so good.
How are you?
- This is my first
television show
being filmed
via nobody near me.
- Today, I will be cooking
with Chef Antonia Lofaso.
She is the executive chef
and partner
of three fantastic
restaurants here in LA
and a cookbook author.
This is a very weird thing
to do,
but I'm very, very happy
and grateful
that you decided to do it.
- Oh, my goodness.
Absolutely.
I mean, what are we gonna say,
no to Selena Gomez
in my kitchen?
- That being said,
I actually have my best friend,
who I have been quarantined
with during this,
who I've been friends with
since junior high.
This is her, right here.
- Hi!
- How's it goin'?
I've actually quarantined here
with my friends Liz
and Raquelle.
- Hey, girl.
- Aww, it's, like, best friend
and best friend.
- Whoo!
- Yas!
Friends!
- Whoo!
All right, what are you
gonna teach me to cook?
- So I thought making a seafood
tostada would be a lot of fun.
It's a recipe from Dama,
which is my third restaurant
in Los Angeles.
It's Latin-inspired.
But don't get nervous.
We're gonna deal with
whole, raw octopus.
Oh, gosh.
- I think I'll have one
of my friends grab that.
- I'm excited to show you
how to cook this.
So we've got a pot
for boiling water on the stove.
- I have a few pots in here.
- That's perfect!
So go ahead and fill that pot
with water.
My style of cooking is very,
very straightforward.
Everything done well,
incredible ingredients,
something that resonates
with people.
Something that just
makes you feel good.
Now in the other pot
that you just had,
you're gonna pour roughly
8 cups of olive oil.
This might take me a minute.
- You're gonna just have to be
patient with me, I guess.
- Take your time.
Don't worry.
Mine's already on the stove.
- Oh, well, didn't you just
beat me to it?
As a chef, we always have
our mise en place
ready to go.
- What's the word again?
- So it's actually three words.
It's "mise en place."
- "Meese and floss."
- Roughly translates to
"everything in its place."
- Love that.
- You're gonna get that
on the stove,
and you're going to put
the temperature thermometer
in the pot.
And we want the oil to read
no more than 120 degrees.
- This is it?
- Oh, yeah.
Okay, so throw that in there.
- You can leave it in there
as long as it sits.
If not, we can put it
in and out.
Or we can just bring it
in there later.
- Okay, I'm gonna
maybe do that.
- Okay, so grab
a clove of garlic
and, like, a--
a couple of sprigs of cilantro.
And I can show you
Wow, she--she left--
she--she's gone.
- I'm right here.
I'm right here, I'm right here.
She's got her groceries.
- Okay, garlic.
- Take a small knife.
- Okay.
- And then you're gonna
put the knife
on top of the garlic,
and then hit it
with the base of your hand.
- Harder.
Actually hit it.
You're, like, punching
the top of your knife.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Perfect.
- Okay, so throw that inside
the oil, and then the cilantro,
to season a little bit
of that oil.
- Oh.
- So it's three
different kinds
of seafood in the tostada.
We're basically
olive oil poaching
the calamari and the shrimp,
and then we're going
to just do a quick
braise to the octopus.
You look like a real cook now
with all your ingredients
laid out like that.
- I know!
Thank you.
- You ready for octopus time?
It's octopus time, lady.
Just take a deep breath.
Think about it.
Breathe it in.
Swirl it around your mouth
for, like--
No! That made it worse.
- Raquelle!
- What is happening?
- This is my friend Raquelle,
who I've been
quarantining with.
- Hi, hello!
- Hi, Raquelle.
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- You go get it.
- Oh, my gosh, I'm scared.
Where is it?
It's in the fridge.
- I'm coming in hot,
watching you, Raquelle.
Oh, my God.
- Ew.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Here you go.
Ew.
- So I would take it out
and put it in a bowl
so that we can play with it.
- Why would we wanna
play with it?
- Wow.
- So, Selena, watch.
You're gonna just do this.
Like, get the water off
with your hand.
- Yeah, the body.
There you go.
Yes.
Now put that on
the cutting board--excellent.
- She can't even look at it.
- You're doing great,
you're doing great.
You're holding its head
in your right hand.
You wanna cut its head off.
All right, put the head
back in the bowl.
We're not gonna use it.
You're doing great.
- Thank you.
- Now, Selena,
see these long pieces
in the end?
We don't need these.
You're just gonna trim those
off so it looks like this.
- What do I do?
- There you go.
Just cut them off.
- With scissors?
- Scissors are fine.
There you go.
- Perfect, so now,
you're gonna remove
these pieces, just like that.
- Oh, my gosh.
You got it.
- The gagging is
my favorite part of this.
- Oof.
Okay, now what?
- Okay.
Put all of your octopus legs
inside of a Ziploc bag.
- You got it.
- Once they're all inside
of a Ziploc bag,
you're gonna peel the lemon
like an apple.
And then those are gonna
go inside the bag.
Cilantro and another clove
of smashed garlic.
So you see how all the flavors
are kind of echoing each other?
Chefs like to call this
an echo.
So later when you're eating
this, you're gonna be like,
"Oh, my God,
do you taste the echo?"
- "Do you taste the echo?"
I'm gonna use that.
- So now take as much air
out as you can.
You're gonna actually put this
inside of your water
on the stove.
- Right.
- Okay, so you see how
you're pushing it down?
- Yeah.
- Take a cloth,
and you're gonna put that
inside the pot.
So now I'm telling you
to put things
that you've probably never
put inside of a pot before.
- Wait.
- Get something
to push it down.
Put it all in,
push it all in.
- Are you sure?
- Not with your fingers.
Selena--with a stick.
- What? Oh.
- You can do it.
- With a stick.
- Selena, look at me.
- There you go.
- Okay.
- Put all the ends in.
There you go, there you go.
- What the heck?
- Wait, so what
do the towels do?
- It's weighing
the octopus bag down
so it's fully submerged.
Perfect, and it's boiling.
Put the cover on
and lower it to medium.
- That was stressful.
- I'm not gonna lie,
I was watching that,
and I started sweating
a little bit.
And now I'm just gonna, like,
fan myself off with my spatula.
- You're doing great.
- Oh, my God, look how
beautiful her knife set is!
- You really like my knife?
- I do, it's like--
it's like a Coachella knife.
Oh, my God.
Who knew these knives were
gonna be the star of the show?
Honestly.
- So why don't you grab
your calamari
out of the fridge?
- Okay.
- And your shrimp.
- Baby, you got it ♪
- You got a lot of eggs
in there.
- I got to learn how to make
a soufflé with cheese
and a French omelet.
- Oh.
Those are two very classic
but probably some of the
hardest techniques there are.
- Yeah, I don't know
why we decided to do that.
- All right,
calamari is separated
into tubes and tentacles.
Basically, then tentacle, okay,
is a mini octopus, okay?
So you're going to trim this,
and then you're
gonna trim this.
So that you're just kinda
left with a little body.
- Like this?
- Yeah.
So squeeze the top,
make sure it feels
kind of nice and soft.
- Yeah.
- There's no cartilage--
perfect.
- Selena, make sure you're
cutting all the cartilage off.
If I taste a little bit
of cartilage, I will puke.
- Tough audience you got
over there.
- Oh, yeah.
- Wait.
Who taught you
how to make soufflé?
- Ludo.
- Oh, Ludo!
- Yeah, and he kept
screaming at me.
- Ludo yelled at me
on a plane once.
It was pretty funny.
- We were going to
Pebble Beach Food & Wine,
and I was the smarter chef
who brought all of my food
in coolers
and was in the plane.
And the stewardess got on,
she was, like,
"Due to overweight luggage,
we're gonna have to ask
"three people from the front
to move to the back
of the plane."
And Ludo jumps up and is, like,
"Antonia and her avocados"
- Oh, my gosh!
- "Are making me move!"
I was, like,
"Get to the back of the plane
with us and sit down."
- Love that.
- But Ludo's the best.
- Okay, I got it.
- So the tubes
sometimes look like
they have these little,
like, wings on them.
- I don't have
what you're holding.
- Look inside
your fridge again.
You have to have these.
- Okay.
- You're, like,
I found it in the fridge.
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, the pot's overflowing!
- Okay, well, go--go help me.
- Oh, my God.
- Get the fire extinguisher!
- Oh, my gosh.
- Is there a fire?
- Take it down.
Take it off, take it off,
take it off.
- No, don't--take it off.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
- Take it off!
- You guys are scaring me.
- Got it, got it, got it.
Oof!
That was so scary.
- The octopus okay, first?
I just wanna make sure that
all the water hasn't
evaporated,
and that the plastic
isn't burning your pot,
and then we
set your house on fire.
- No, we're good.
- Okay, cool.
- Okay.
- Can we just talk
about the fact
that your friends, like,
ran in there like firefighters?
Girl, we're good teammates.
- So good.
Good, good, good.
You found your tubes?
- Yes.
- You see they look like they
have, like, little wings?
- Yes.
- We don't want those.
Pull them off.
- Cool them?
- Pull them, with your hands.
- Oh--oh.
I like this part.
- You look like a pro, Sel.
Chef Selly.
- Hey.
- You're going to cut
them into little rings,
1/2 inch thick.
Now this is what they taught
in culinary school.
It's almost like
a little bear claw
so your hand is protected.
But you want to saw.
Push down and pull back.
Exactly.
- Cool.
- And you're gonna place them
into the oil.
- Okay.
- As that's cooking,
we're gonna clean the shrimp,
and then I think
it would be fun
if we have, like, a little
shrimp cleaning contest.
- I used to go to Hooters
all the time with my dad.
- Yes!
- Because all the pretty girls
would be, like,
"Aww, look at her,"
'cause I was so young.
But anyway, they had
this peel-and-eat shrimp.
That's my absolute favorite,
and they have, like,
butter and this Cajun, like,
seasoning on top, but it's so--
- Yeah, you had, like,
a peel-and-eat shrimp.
- Oh, wait, I'm supposed--
supposed to wait for you.
- No, no, you're good.
You're doing it 100% right.
Should we set a clock?
- Liz?
- I got it, I got it.
Siri, start the stopwatch.
All right, go.
♪
- We're, like, so serious.
We're, like,
"I'ma beat her!"
- How many more do you have?
- I don't even know!
- Go, go!
- I don't even know how many
more shrimp--I lost count!
- It's been a minute.
- Oh, I'm sweating.
- I'm sweating too.
How many did you do?
- 9, 10--14.
- Did we just tie?
- Yes, ma'am.
- You learned a lot at Hooters,
'cause you peeled that shrimp
really fast.
- So true.
Hooters worked out for you.
- Check your calamari,
'cause the calamari
cooks pretty quickly.
If the calamari starts
to look nice and white,
that's what we want.
- I think these are done.
- Yes, they look great.
- Okay.
- We are three quarters of the
way there with the seafood,
'cause the octopus is cooking,
the calamari's done,
and now we're gonna
do the shrimp.
And you're gonna leave
that oil
because we're gonna basically
do this same exact thing
to the shrimp.
- Okay, cool.
- You--are your shrimp
in the oil?
- Yup.
- Okay, nice.
So we all know
when shrimp is ready
when it starts to turn
a beautiful pink.
And then I always
like say it, like,
curls up like a little snail.
- Cute.
- Shrimp when it's raw,
is, like, "I'm in the sun."
And then all of a sudden,
when it's cooked,
it's, like, "I'm freezing."
That's funny.
That's pretty great.
I love that you're using
the thermometer
as, like, a spike now.
- I know, I'm sorry.
- No, I love it.
- It's legit.
- How's your shrimp?
Are they all
nestled and cold yet?
Mine are actually already done.
- Okay, what about this?
- Let me see.
- How's that?
- Yeah, it's cooked
all the way.
Take a little nibble.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Is it good?
- Yeah.
- It's good?
- 'Cause it has all that oil.
- Yes!
- So now go ahead
and take your shrimp out,
put it on the same
calamari pan,
and then you'll put that
whole thing in the fridge.
I'm hungry.
Oh, my gosh.
It's unbelievable!
Selena, you're a chef!
Whoo!
Yeah, olive oil poached seafood
is the best.
- That's the best shrimp
I've ever had.
- Can I clean my cutting board?
- Uh
Oh--oh, I have an idea,
watch this.
Flip it over.
- Ooh!
- Wow.
- Goodbye, and hello.
Oh, wait.
There's a tag.
- Take it off, take it off,
take it off.
- You should always
be able to use
both sides of your
cutting board.
- Okay, good to know.
I mean, we can do it later.
- How about I just use
a new cutting board?
- Okay, use
the new cutting board.
But next time,
get the tag off
and flip it over.
- Okay.
- We are going to fry tostadas,
and then we're gonna do
a hot pickle to these fresnos.
And then
we'll build the salad.
Do you have, like, a--
something to fry in?
Like, a pan to fry in?
Like, a Dutch oven?
- What's that?
- That's, like,
a Dutch oven back there.
Your little blue pot.
- Yeah?
- Let me see.
Ooh, let's fry in there.
- Okay.
- So you need, like,
a canola oil
or a vegetable oil.
You just pour it in there.
I'll eye it with you.
Keep going, keep going.
Keep going, keep going,
keep going, and stop.
Intuitive cooking.
Now put that on, like,
a low-medium.
And then you're gonna get
another pot, a small one,
'cause we're only gonna heat up
a little bit of white vinegar.
- Something like this?
- Oh, that'll work, yeah.
Just put, like, a cup
of white vinegar in there,
a teaspoon of sugar,
and some cilantro.
- Okay.
- We just wanna bring it
to a boil, and then it's done.
And then--
so while it's boiling,
you're gonna take your knife,
and you wanna shave
the fresno chilies as thin
as you can get them.
Yup, back and forth.
Like, saw it, saw it.
You always wanna saw.
- Oh, okay.
- Rock and saw, rock and saw.
- Rock and saw.
- Every chef works
a little differently.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh.
She said, "Uh-oh."
- Honestly, I've only
worked with Ludo,
so I don't even think
he understood or saw
what I was doing, so.
So once you have
all the chilies cut,
you're gonna put them
into a bowl,
and then your hot vinegar
should be ready.
You're just gonna pour that
right over the top.
- Oh.
- Selena, you're gonna see
the salad
at the end of this,
you're gonna be like,
"All of this went into
just a freaking salad?"
- Let's fry some tostadas,
so before we start to fry them,
get another sheet tray and put
some paper towels down on it.
- I used to do this
with my grandma
on my dad's side.
- Aww.
- So now get your thermometer
and check the oil.
- No, it needs to go higher.
Turn it up.
- Whoa.
- We want the fry oil
to be, like,
close to 300 degrees.
- Okay.
- So turn it all the way up.
Okay, so while
that's turning up,
we can take
the octopus out.
- Hang on, I think
I had it on Celsius.
- Oh, my God.
Get the fire extinguisher.
No.
I feel like Liz really wants
to use the fire extinguisher.
- Honestly, Antonia,
it's my number one dream.
Did you switch to Fahrenheit?
- I switched it.
- It's hard work.
- It is hard work.
- So what is it on Fahrenheit?
- 325.
- Oh, perfect.
Throw some tortillas in.
So when you start to see
the little bubbles dissipate
after, like,
the high frying happens,
that's kinda, like, when you
know that they're done.
And you can flip them
back and forth.
Selena, what's your
favorite thing to cook?
- Actually,
since we're frying tortillas,
I do the same thing.
I fry some tortillas
to make huevos rancheros.
Ooh!
My dad, when I was younger,
would make the tortillas
like this,
and then using the same oil,
pop an egg in,
so that you kind of
splash the oil over it.
Oh, I think I did that right!
- An oil-basted egg is
my favorite way to cook it.
- I love that, okay.
- Okay, what's your
favorite restaurant in LA?
- Um
- It's okay.
You don't have to say mine.
- No, but the thing is,
is like,
I don't really know.
- Really?
- Yeah.
The reason why I was
really excited about
doing this show is 'cause
I actually want to know,
like, the good spots to go.
- I got a list for you.
- Please, I would love that.
- Do you have your tortillas?
Salt them as soon as
they come out.
I have a little bit of
Himalayan salt on mine.
So then it's gonna be
octopus reveal time.
- Okay.
- We're going back
to the beginning, girl.
- All right.
- Okay.
You wanna pick up the plastic
bag out of the water,
very carefully,
'cause there's a lot of water.
There you go.
Let me see.
Yup, yours looks like mine.
That's a good sign.
You're gonna take the octopus
out of the plastic bag
and put it onto the tray,
sans all the water.
Now I'm talking like Ludo.
No water.
- That smells good.
- That didn't sound
very convincing.
- No, it does.
It just doesn't
look that great.
You're gonna love it,
I promise.
- Okay.
- Wow.
- Oh, my God.
- Does that look okay?
- It's tiny!
- You did it!
- Whoo!
- Stick that in the fridge.
- Amazing.
- We're almost home.
All right, so now you need sort
of, like, a large mixing bowl.
Red onion, cucumber, radish,
corn, cilantro, avocado.
- Great.
- Whoa.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Here, Selena.
Here, watch me.
- Okay.
- You scared me.
I almost, like
- Put it flat
on your cutting board.
- Got it.
- Okay?
And then you're gonna cut it
like you're slicing bread.
There you go.
You, like, sabered--
you know, like, when--
when they saber, like,
a bottle of champagne?
You're, like, "Whoosh, whoosh."
- I did.
- I was, like,
"Oh, my God, oh, my God!"
- Sorry.
- You don't need to say it.
You're doing great.
- Will you tell me a little bit
about your
charity organization?
- The donation is going
to go to Beit T'Shuvah,
which is a drug
and rehab facility
here in Los Angeles.
I've had family members
with substance abuse
who basically have been
given back to me
through rehabilitation.
And I know that there's
always an opportunity
for people to
find their way back home
when there's help that's
readily available to them.
- Right.
First off,
I think that's incredible.
I also have bipolar,
so I deal with a lot
of mental health issues,
and some of my family members
are also addicts.
So, you know,
it's something that
I'm extremely
passionate about as well.
I think that there is a lot
of shame and guilt in it.
And then there's also
this pressure of, you know,
wanting to feel like
you're a part of the crowd,
if you do this
and do that, and--
- Of course.
- I'm very grateful that
I know that that's
something you do,
and people can check it out.
- Absolutely.
And first, just thank you
for opening up
and the donation,
'cause it's unbelievable.
- 'Course.
- All right.
Back to seafood tostada.
- Okay.
- Corn.
- I love corn.
- We're not gonna cook it.
I'm into raw corn
any chance I can,
only in the summer.
- Amazing.
- I want you to take
a clean towel
and line your cutting board
with the towel.
So what this is gonna do
is actually keep the corn
on your cutting board,
'cause it's gonna collect it.
You're gonna then use
the napkin almost like--
this is how I explain it,
'cause I'm a freaking weirdo.
I don't know if you ever
told your parents
you were running away
when you were a kid, and, like,
you packed up all your stuff
in a sheet,
and you, like,
rolled your sheet up.
- Yeah.
- So you're gonna
do with the napkin
- I have definitely done that.
- I was, like,
"I'm running away from home.
All I'm taking is this
satchel of corn with me."
- Bringing a phone charger,
and that's it.
- Sounds like
2020 running away.
- Yeah, seriously.
"I'm gonna get an Airbnb."
I'm gonna--
Hmm.
- And then you're gonna just
pour it into the bowl.
- Yum.
- Yes.
- Yummers.
- Okay.
The calamari tubes
and tentacles can just go
right into the salad
'cause they're already cut.
But the shrimp,
you have to cut.
- Beautiful.
- My mouth is watering.
- So you have your shrimp.
You can see that--it--
on the cutting board here?
- Yes.
- So this is a bias.
Cut at kind of like an angle,
so it's a little bit thinner.
Yeah, exactly.
Have you been working at all
during quarantine?
- I am doing a cosmetics line
that I've been working on.
- Oh, congratulations.
That's amazing.
- Thank you so much.
And yeah, a little bit
of producing stuff.
I've been reading
a lot of scripts
and obviously
learning to cook.
- You're, like,
"Oh, during quarantine
"I learned how to cook,
I shot a television show,
I finished my cosmetic line,
and I've read 17 scripts."
That's amazing.
- Yes, she has a--yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.
Sorry, do you wanna help me?
- Yeah.
- You're, like, four steps away
from being finished.
- All right, what's the key?
Hang to the side?
- Yeah, like that.
- Okay.
- Love a good ang.
- Love a good angle.
- Selena and I
abbreviate everything.
- Everything.
- And it's my favorite thing
to abbreviate it so much
that she has no idea
what I'm talking about,
but you always seem to get it.
- I get it.
- Yeah.
- That's just
called friendship.
- Yeah, that's just called
"us."
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Okay, shrimp goes
into your bowl.
- Voilà.
- Okay, octopus.
- Okie-dokie.
And they're very hard.
- Oh, no.
- Aww.
They are, a little.
But you're gonna
cut them so small.
I promise you,
it's gonna be delicious.
You gotta cut it smaller.
This is gonna take a while too.
- All right, yeah.
Let's take it down
to a small size.
- Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm,
I'ma, I'ma, I'ma ♪
- Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm,
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
- Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm,
I'ma, I'ma, I'ma ♪
Wow, look at her now ♪
I'm so glad
you're here to help.
Can I just maybe use this much
for me and my friends?
- Yes, that's fine.
- Yeah, I think just, like,
a low amount for us is enough.
- Okay, then you guys
are gonna pour
the fresno chilies
inside as well.
- Okay.
- Nice.
- Add some salt
to this as well.
- Ooh!
- Ooh.
- And then you're gonna squeeze
two whole lemons in that.
- Oh, wow, this looks so good.
- And then I like to get
two big spoons
and go at it
from top to bottom.
- Okay.
Wow.
I'm so impressed.
- I'm gonna have
my girls try it.
- Okay,
have this in the center
with a little bit
of the tostadas on the side.
And everyone can kinda dig in
and make their own
little tostada there.
- We're getting very excited.
- Oh, it smells so good.
- Okay, cheers, ladies.
- Cheers!
Cheers!
Whoo!
- Ready?
- Yeah, okay, go.
Mmm.
- Oh, my God.
- Wow, mmm-mmm.
- Incredible.
- It's really amazing.
- You k*lled it.
- Five, this gets a five.
- Yeah.
- This is unbelievable.
- You guys taste the echo?
- I do.
- It's echo.
- Oh, yes!
- I came for the echo!
That was actually amazing,
oh, my gosh!
- One of the best salads
I've ever had.
- Antonia!
- I didn't make it,
Selena made it.
I didn't--
I had nothing to do with it.
- You're a chef!
- Thanks!
- That's our girl.
- You can cook for me
all the time.
- Oh, boy.
- Please.
- Every cooking competition
I've ever been on,
when I get really nervous,
I sing.
- That's amazing.
- So if you ever wanna share
maybe, like,
a secret on, like,
how to become, like,
at least just
a moderately okay singer
in, like, 20 minutes,
like, I'd be down for that.
- I do a little, like,
olive oil in the throat.
There's a lot of, like
Ga, ga, ga, ga,
ga, ga, ga, ga ♪
Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga ♪
Did she just leave?
Did she just walk away?
- No.
- She's gone.
- She was, like, goodbye.
- Well, how about this?
You come over,
and we'll do a little singing
by my piano, okay?
- Guys.
- Sorry.
- Girl, thank you so much.
Me and my friends
had so much fun.
- I loved today.
Thank you guys.
- Me too.
Bye, guys!
- Bye!
- Bye!
- Bye.
- In honor of Antonia,
we are donating $10,000
to Beit T'Shuvah,
which is an addiction
treatment center
here in Los Angeles.
For more ways to support,
please go to beittshuvah.org.
- This is phenomenal.
- I know, it's great.
- I mean, I just can't believe
how good it tasted.
Like, it was so much better
than I could've imagined.
- Thanks-ah.
- We got a little extra
of these goops.
- Ooh, a little extra-extra?
- No, no, no.
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