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01x06 - Episode 6

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shinjuku Yasen Byoin". Aired: July 3, 2024.*
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Diverse cast of troubled characters including hosts, hostesses, homeless, Tokoyoko kids, and refugees.

01x06 - Episode 6

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As I said, you're right!

Say it properly in your own words.

Yoko Nishi does not have

a Japanese medical license.

Cut! Thank you very much.

Let me check

What's going on? Oh! It's got a filter on.

- Take two!

- Keizo, you need to keep your voice down.

You knew too, right?

And you covered it up.

- So what?

- What do you mean, so what?

It's against the law!

Article 17

of the Medical Practitioners' Act.

Yoko and yourself

can be criminally charged

and stripped of your licenses.

- But she's saving lives.

- What?

Anesthesia, right? It's administered,

but it's not kicked in yet!

Sure, she handles things

roughly and forcefully.

But if she wasn't here,

that foreigner definitely would've died.

Mr. Kaji as well.

Were we supposed to stop her

and let them die?

- Are you rebelling against me?

- No.

I'm just tired of working

purely for the money.

She's a criminal.

She'll be charged with fraud

for lying about her license,

and for everything

she did with scalpels and drills.

That's bodily harm!

Sorry to disturb you

but the ambulance is here!

Hey! You're a cosmetic dermatologist.

There's no point in having plumped lips

or perfect skin if the person's dead!

- Ouch! That hurts!

- Sorry?

Are you okay?

Only those not worth saving are brought

to this sketchy, run-down hospital!

But we still save them.

- All lives are equally important.

- They're not, though.

- That's why the homeless guy died.

- But we tried!

So I have no regrets!

What is up with you today, huh?

- Did that b*tch woman brainwash you?

- No, I love her!

I love her.

I'm planning to ask her out.

We have a male patient who slipped

and fell at a brothel bathhouse.

Let's get a CT scan.

- Okay.

- Get ready.

Sorry for telling you now

but this might also be the last resort

to keep Magokoro going.

If, and I mean if, a big if

but if Yoko and I get married

she will be married

into the Takamine family.

Are you

serious right now?

Yes, I am!

You are so gross!

You're young yet so traditional!

I didn't know you were a patriarchist!

Am I wrong?

Uncle!

If she's my wife and passes the exam,

she can be your successor, right?

Ms. Shiraki!

There's no need for that, actually.

Yoko

is my daughter.

I had an affair with Ritsuko 43 years ago

and she got pregnant with Yoko.

- The CT scan is ready.

- Okay.

Ms. Muraki, can you prepare

some Loxoprofen?

- Okay.

- Who's Ritsuko again?

Hello!

- I Onna is here!

- Ah, right

What?!

If it was 43 years ago

Same year Hazuki was born.

ST. MAGOKORO HOSPITAL

Dr. Yoko. Don't come in yet.

Dr. Yoko is your daughter?

Your daughter?

Actual daughter? Related by blood?

Wow

What on earth do you mean?

Does she know?

She does not.

- I haven't told her yet.

- Then

She's a Takamine?

Is her name Yoko Takamine?

No, She's Yoko Nishi Freeman.

Oh, you're right. Huh?

- Then

- Yoko needs to go.

Hazuki

I was against it.

Hiring a doctor without a license.

Right, Dad?

I told you, bad news travels fast.

It's too late!

Sacking her now isn't

Ouch

Yoko.

- Yoko.

- Huh?

It's just a trapped nerve.

- Shiraki, get me the medicated plasters.

- You should go to a hospital.

Dr. Yoko.

How long have

This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku.

The largest entertainment district

in East Asia.

Mom, let's go for some sushi!

Hostess bars, host clubs, girls bars

and other legal entertainment

establishments line the street.

It has been reborn as a happy and

hygienic district for younger generations.

DAD

Why am I calling him?

What?

How's your back?

I mean, I just wanted to talk more

about what went down today.

I'll call you back in 30 minutes.

Let's talk over a meal.

Kabukicho where people

of every ethnicity gather and

languages from all over are spoken.

This is St. Magokoro Hospital,

located in an obscure part of Kabukicho.

Also known as

SHINJUKU FIELD HOSPITAL

What? Mai from the NPO?

A dominatrix?

- No way!

- Once more.

What? Mai from the NPO?

A dominatrix?

No way!

Once more.

What? Mai from the NPO?

I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

When did you find out

and why didn't you tell me?

About two months ago.

The reason I didn't tell you is

It was such a big shock

that I had a hard time digesting it.

Which is why now that you know,

I feel much better.

It's ringing.

DAD

That photo.

Show me again.

The alter ego

REPRESENTATIVE OF SHINJUKU

and her public persona.

The alter ego

Geez

What is this?

The contrast is so attractive

it's k*lling me!

Can I reserve her?

Well

she's booked out for three years.

Three years?

I don't even know

if I'm a sadist or a masochist!

I said the same thing two months ago!

Sorry.

Why my dad, though

All we've done is hold hands.

It's so unfair!

Even my dad has been hit by her!

You're copying

that famous line from Gundam!

Sorry.

Well

the truth about Dr. Yoko

is as shocking I'd say.

Fish cake?

Radish? Seaweed? Shirataki noodles?

Not Shirataki, Shiraki!

What's this?

Oh, a health check.

Japanese people

usually get checked annually.

PLEASE COME FOR YOUR HEALTH CHECK

This must be expensive with so many tests.

Right, fish cake? Egg?

You're doing it on purpose.

It's free.

The company pays for you to get checked.

- It's part of the Fukuri Kosei.

- Fuguri?

She's acting like this on purpose.

I'm sure of it.

"Fukuri" means happiness and profit.

"Kosei" means a healthy and wealthy life.

It's so expensive.

It's such an unequal society.

Fukuri Kosei.

But only 70 percent of Japanese people

use this service.

What? But it's free!

For cancer tests, it drops to 50 percent.

- Are they idiots?

- Come with me.

Ms. Shiraki, I shall borrow her for a bit.

I never would've thought that those two

are half-sisters from different mothers.

Dr. Yoko is like

Tora from Otoko wa Tsurai yo.

- What? Tora doesn't speak English!

- Didn't you know?

Tora and his sister Sakura

are actually half-siblings!

Tora is a product of an affair.

- That's also very Yoko-like.

- Yoko?

Yoko

Yeah, Yoko

Have you fallen out of love again already?

Well, the order's changed again!

Mai is back on top!

Mai!

Mai!

Do you want to borrow from me?

I have no money!

Cheers.

I like it here.

When I want to be alone,

or when I want to scream I come here.

- Mai!

- Hmm?

Mai!

Mai!

Mai!

Hey! I really have no money.

Your dad doesn't pay me at all,

it's unbelievable!

How about your dad?

My dad?

But he died from cancer.

The treatment is very expensive in the US.

That's why I go

for cancer screenings every year.

Getting tested is so important!

How about your real dad?

You must have one.

Not Dr. Freeman.

Your biological dad.

Why do you always come running

without checking if she's here?

I know, but

That would be too normal!

Make sure to tell her. Please!

That I came running.

Toru Takamine

who has a Porsche,

ran all the way here instead of using it!

Tell her!

Don't you want to know who your dad is?

Don't you want to meet him?

I would look for him

everywhere if I were you!

I would want to know!

You have a photo?

CASEY TAKAMINE

That's the wrong Takamine.

Do you not like me, Miss?

What?

I don't mind.

This is your place after all.

No need to pretend to like me.

To protect the ones that you love,

you have to hate the ones

you hate with passion.

I don't hate you that much.

That's it. Let it out.

WEEKLY SHIF

I can't do the 10th!

- I'm going to the fireworks festival.

- Oh, you too?

You too, Dr. Tajima?

That's not good.

We have no one for the night shift.

Sorry, I'm going on a date

with a call girl.

Your patient? Is that allowed?

Can we link up?

The wife and kids are coming

but I'll try to ditch them.

Are you married?

Yes. I've told you

like three times already.

Really? I don't remember! Children?

He has loads.

The two older ones are from

his wife's previous marriage.

The younger ones are twins.

And there's a fifth one due in Autumn.

What the hell? You need to do better!

I'm trying.

We've already had

this chat three times, too.

Thank you.

Toru, about the shift on the 10th

- Where's Dr. Yoko?

- She's gone for her health check.

Don't move, please.

We used to offer them here

before Covid, but

The director can't keep his hands steady,

and Dr. Yokoyama

hates using the endoscope.

What does that mean?

When I look through it,

I feel like vomiting.

Usually only the patients feel that way.

And he calls himself a physician?

You need to try harder!

Weren't you shocked though?

About Dr. Yoko

being the director's daughter?

I won't participate in this conversation.

I'm staying neutral.

Completely neutral.

I get it, you're in a difficult position.

I want to talk about it

because I'm the only one

who's not affected by all this.

Do you think she will sack her?

Hazuki? Sack Dr. Yoko?

I don't know to be honest.

But I mean,

we can't do without her, right?

Without her, this hospital will be

I can't lose my job now!

I need to feed my family!

Help us, Toru!

Oh god

- Toru?

- I booked a session with her.

Ms. May 180 minutes course.

- But I thought she was booked out?

- If you're a new customer.

I logged in with my Dad's name

and was able to book a session

that starts in an hour!

- What?

- Really!

THANK YOU

PLEASE PROCEED TO PAYMEN

I paid it!

What should I do?

What is going to happen to me?

- Thank you.

- We'll do our best.

Thank you.

Oh, sorry, I need to leave early today.

See you tomorrow.

See you!

It's open.

You look nothing like the photo!

I know, I'm sorry!

Ouch!

Sorry for the wait.

I wasn't waiting.

Oh, you're the type who buys

the booklet before the movie?

Yeah, why? Worried about spoilers?

No.

Here, shareholder tickets.

Why? What is happening?

- Where's Mai?

- Ms. May has sadly retired.

Retired? From being a dominatrix?

I see

I'm Ms. May the Second.

The name is passed on?

Why?

I was told at my training to use it

every two seconds of silence.

Training?

Don't say things like that.

It puts us off.

I started volunteering

because I wanted to be like Mai.

But I recently started to feel

like I was stuck in a rut.

I couldn't figure out

what was missing in my life.

Then, I accidentally saw her.

I thought, this is it!

Behind her angelic smile, she was

trying to tame the demon in her heart!

That's why

Ouch! But I was listening!

- There was no silence!

- BDSM is all about trust.

The unconditional love

the master has for their sl*ve.

Understanding the needs of the sl*ve.

It's very similar

to how volunteering works.

I don't get it!

Ouch!

Sorry! I get it!

I mean, it's like how Sumiko Nishioka

is caring for her parents now!

But I do think it's not for everyone.

I know.

I've never yelled at anyone,

and I hate anything that hurts.

But apparently some people

prefer being beaten

by someone like me, so

I'm getting a lot of bookings.

Really?

What do you want to do?

Do you want to cancel?

The movies that won

Best Original Screenplay

are guaranteed to be good.

I go by who the director is.

I never pick based on the actors.

- I see

- Mai?

- Hi.

- This is a surprise!

Never thought I'd see you eating

in such a dirty place.

Where are your manners?

Enjoy your meal.

Why can't you yell?

You yell when you're distributing food

on the streets!

Today's menu is pork soup!

Okay. Now with the same tone.

You

pig?

You have no class.

- That's what you're missing.

- My name is Akane Wakai!

That's just copying Sumiko Nishioka!

Also, I think that pros

make it look painful

but it's not actually painful.

The whip, I mean.

Yours is the opposite.

It looks harmless but it hurts.

- It's the worst kind.

- I see.

I'll ask my trainer tomorrow at training

You're so serious!

Also, you know the thing you did

around my ears?

The touching but not touching.

I used a calligraphy brush.

Well that was quite nice.

I need to know.

Why did that real-estate tycoon

pay our bill?

- Kariya was my dad's apprentice.

- Such a casual name drop.

Look up Minami,

Sex-industry Tycoon online.

Wait, are you

Minami Entertainment's

president's daughter?

He did well with his business.

- You know when the Governor of Tokyo

- Cleared out the brothels in Kabukicho?

When that happened, my Dad offered

to help the women who lost their jobs

by transferring them to his own

establishments in other areas.

The road there is called

Minami Avenue by the way.

That's why you have

so many shareholder tickets.

I've never had to pay in Kabukicho.

How did you feel about your Dad being

a sex-industry tycoon?

Nothing, really.

I used to avoid coming to Kabukicho

until I started working at the NPO.

I still don't enjoy being here.

Not again.

Again?

I'm the first to have found out

your secret again.

How was the health check?

I stayed the night at a place

with a Jacuzzi.

For dinner I had the choice of

mackerel simmered in miso or ginger pork.

It even came with dessert

and it was super cheap!

Fukuri Kosei is amazing!

We met the other day. I'm Arai

from the Kachidoki Medical Center.

She lost her virginity at 21.

- What are you doing?

- Looking for your dad's medical records.

Dr. Yoko told me about him.

I also think

he should get tested properly.

Oh that.

I know why now.

It could be angina,

an aortic dissection, a gastric ulcer, or

No, it's nothing like that. Don't worry.

- It might be advanced cancer

- It's from BDSM.

BDSM.

He's having back pains because

he's getting whipped by a dominatrix.

Well, I guess in a way,

it's kind of a sickness.

No need for the records

Keizo Takamine.

His last visit to the doctor was

"The 2013 complete medical check-up."

Eleven years ago.

- Did something happen then?

- Eleven years ago?

Oh, I see.

What is it?

It's the year my Mom died.

Keisuke, I managed

to bring him with me this year!

- Welcome!

- Come on. Hurry up!

- My mom used to drag him here

- Come on!

for the annual check-up.

No endoscope, okay?

Just the X-ray and the urinalysis.

- No. It's been three years!

- Well

She tried her best.

She wanted to create an opportunity

for the brothers to see each other.

But

The annual check-ups started to be every

two years, and then every three years.

And when they finally came

after a long gap,

my mom's results were

Not great.

Eriko Takamine?

ERIKO TAKAMINE

DETAILED EXAMINATION REQUIRED

She didn't tell him directly

- Which meant it was serious.

- Don't feel discouraged.

Take her to a bigger hospital

to get checked properly and

Don't tell me what to do!

After that

they completely stopped

talking to each other.

Basically, they do not get along at all.

Over that I feel bad for her.

Do you?

I mean, my Mom looked happy.

My Dad stopped working for six months

and they went traveling.

Just the two of them.

In the end, she was admitted

to a hospice in Hawaii.

And that was eleven years ago?

At the funeral, he was devastated.

I couldn't even call out to him.

Toru

After that,

my Dad's hatred towards doctors escalated.

What is it? American b*tch woman?

What are those?

It's the latest folk remedy.

Kariya bought it online

from a store overseas.

All the celebrities are taking them!

Idiot!

You're the idiot!

The word b*tch means, "a disliked woman,"

so it already means "woman."

You saying, "b*tch woman",

is like saying, "a Porsche's car."

- Get a medical check-up, Dad.

- What?

Stop being a nuisance.

Last time, you tested positive for pylori.

And you've left it for 11 years untreated.

- The risk of stomach cancer

- Who even are you?

Me? I'm Yokoyama, a physician here.

You shouldn't underestimate back pain!

Why do I have to listen

to an unlicensed b*tch!

Why are you here, jazz hag?

She just can't perform

medical practices here!

That's what I mean by unlicensed!

She's in Japan!

Think about your age, Keizo.

- Why are you all coming at me?

- I've booked you in for tomorrow.

- Don't eat anything after 8 p.m. tonight.

- Shut up!

sl*ves of Western medicine!

Is living long so important?

Cut back on salt and exercise moderately?

No, thank you!

I'll show you all!

I'll eat Korean pork belly BBQ

right before bed,

wash my mouth out with rice wine,

and live to a 100!

Ridiculous!

It didn't work.

Who would he listen to?

I can only think of one person.

But

Keisuke, there's a grave I want

to visit before I go back to the US.

- Whose grave?

- Your wife's of course.

Do you mind?

Oh? What's wrong, Kariya?

All you've eaten is lettuce!

- At my age, you can't eat much meat.

- Oh, come on!

Don't say such a depressing thing.

I went to a chiropractor

because I had a backache.

- He said the problem was my kidneys.

- What?

I had blood in my urine last week.

So I'm going for a check-up tomorrow.

I KNOW THIS IS SUDDEN

BUT ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT?

I've sent it and he's just seen it.

Okay Thanks.

By the way, I'm not bothered, you know.

About what?

About you and my Dad

being master and sl*ve

in the BDSM world.

Do you mean

you thought that I was worried about you

feeling bothered about it?

In that case, I'm sorry.

Oh Um I meant

Well, no, I wasn't bothered, so

No, I'm saying that I wasn't even worried

about you feeling bothered about it

so even if you were bothered,

I basically wouldn't have cared.

He seems very excited.

I'LL BE AT THE USUAL HOTEL

WOOF!

Maybe he should die at least once

Okay then

- I'll get changed.

- Okay!

Who are you?

You're not Ms. May

I can tell from the footsteps.

Are you the help?

Try to play along!

He can't make clear judgments

once he's paid for the session.

Think of him as a pig.

- That's my Dad, you know.

- Whip him every two seconds of silence.

That's all I can say.

Queen of Kabukicho.

Ms. May Can the rumor's

that she has retired be true?

Hey, woman!

- Give me your best!

- Don't tell me what to do!

I'm not the help.

I'm a great savior

and I'm here to save your life!

Ouch!

You

- Keep going.

- Dad

He likes it.

Yoko, just try not to use

the Okayama dialect.

What's wrong, pig? You're all sweaty.

Are you feeling hot?

Looks like you're

having trouble breathing, too.

Huh, pig?

Sweating, sudden rise in temperature,

difficulty breathing.

These are all signs

that you might have cancer!

- Ow!

- And that's not it.

Dizziness, fatigue,

pain in your back and waist.

If you can't agree

on the method of treatment,

I suggest you get a second opinion.

Dr. Yoko, no English!

- He likes it!

- How has he not noticed?

I know what you're thinking!

It's just not possible.

Me? Cancer? No way!

That negligence

is what's going to k*ll you!

- Oh

- This isn't good.

That hurt!

Your whipping looks harmless

but it actually hurts!

What?

Tie me up.

Notice already!

Didn't he look at her in the eyes?

- Do you know how to do it?

- Let's back her up.

Iyeah?

Put the rope around his neck.

The reason you don't want to get checked,

is it because you lost someone

you loved to an illness?

How did you know that?

I guess it was negligence.

Eri always took care of her health,

so I never even imagined

that she would have cancer.

I mean, it's Keizo.

He's so stubborn,

he never listens to people.

But that time he did.

- He listened to me.

- Really?

Why Eriko? Why?

How could this be?

Please, help her! I beg you, brother!

Okay, okay. Come on, stop that.

The cost doesn't matter!

I'll do anything for her!

Calm down and listen to me.

The treatment for cancer

is advancing remarkably!

There are excellent doctors everywhere,

in Japan and in the world!

I'll call Dr. Mishima in Sapporo

Nagoya

Fukuoka

and obviously every hospital in Tokyo

Hey!

A hospital in New York

was implementing the latest treatment

so we even went to New York.

That must've been expensive.

I sold all the buildings I owned.

I didn't want any regrets.

Berlin, London, and Stockholm.

We went to see the best of the best,

but they all said

she could've been saved

if we found the cancer earlier.

Dad

So they weren't there for tourism.

It wasn't just a second opinion.

We heard over 20 opinions.

But they were all the same.

It was too late.

In the end, she went

into hospice care in Hawaii.

My son and I were there

until her last moment.

Dad

Put it through the hole at the bottom

and bring the rope to the back.

I was completely exhausted

after those six months.

I fought the inevitable.

I don't want to do it again.

Put it through the hole

on the opposite side.

That's why I decided

to stop going for check-ups.

If I die from cancer, I guess it's unmei.

Unmei?

It's the "un" from "to carry,"

and "Mei" from "life."

Please tie all the excess at the back.

- There's no excess.

- Huh? What?

Shut up!

You're the only one

who can carry your own life!

It was my fault.

I should've listened.

If we got checked every year,

we would've found it earlier.

It was because of my stupid ego.

I delayed the diagnosis

by not going for three years.

- Eri

- She went every year.

- What?

- What?

ERIKO TAKAMINE

NO ISSUES DETECTED

DETAILED EXAMINATION REQUIRED

Her cancer progressed so quickly.

It's a type of cancer that even if

you have an annual check-up,

it can be too late due to its progression.

Ouch!

Is that so

She kept going without me.

- So you should also

- Shut up!

Don't rush the conversation!

I'm full of emotion right now.

What happened?

Don't worry, Yoko.

His favorite thing is in the bag.

Like father, like son.

Dad

That's all I can say today, really.

The tone you used kept changing.

I enjoyed hearing them all.

Will you go for the check-up? Huh?

Do you want me to stop?

I will! I will go, I swear!

Dad!

EMERGENCY

Hello, Magokoro.

Male in his 60s. While engaging

in bondage play at a love hotel,

the bondage got stuck

and he dislocated his shoulder.

Divert!

Didn't we have this same pattern before?

My shoulder!

It's dislocated!

I said to divert! Why did you come?

I can't go anywhere else

dressed like this!

But it's okay to come here?

Let's cut the rope and tank top

with scissors.

No!

This top is made

from expensive organic cotton!

Mr. Takamine? Are you awake?

It's done?

Yes.

We've successfully removed the cancer.

It's all gone?

It's all thanks to the "b*tch woman."

Is that it?

MINAMI HAYAMA CEMETARY

Hello?

Which one's her grave?

Where? I don't see you.

Oh, there you are!

Right here!

- She's alive?

- She's alive?

- Did you say she was dead?

- No, I didn't.

You didn't, but you didn't

tell us she was alive either.

She's running!

If you're not told

that I'm alive at this age,

of course, you'd think I'm dead!

Please, enjoy.

What is this place?

How much is the rent? Must be expensive.

They had a vintage year divorce

and she used the settlement to live here.

When the hospital's struggling,

I might add.

I never thought I'd be able to meet you.

Don't worry, I'm not bothered

about what happened then.

Who's this?

She's my daughter, Yoko.

She's a surgeon.

- Wow. I'm sorry to hear that.

- Huh?

Why is that?

The only pride I have in my life

is that I didn't let Hazuki

become a surgeon.

That again?

Anyway, let's raise our glass.

Come on. I don't get it.

You're all talking in riddles.

What is it

I wanted to tell you

when everyone involved is together

at the same table.

The thing is, Ms. Yoko

- I mean, Yoko

- Katsuhiko?

Hello.

Mr. Katsuhiko Sakai.

He's my partner.

This is my daughter and my ex-husband,

his old mistress, and her daughter.

I don't know how to react to that.

Don't worry! Come, let's have a drink!

Cheers!

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

I need to take him for a walk.

Take your time.

- Be careful!

- Thanks!

Okay, you were saying?

You said you had

something important to say.

- What's wrong? You look scary.

- Me?

- I don't.

- Yes, you do.

You have your usual assassin glare.

Well, I didn't know

you had a man in your life!

He's her partner.

You sound so old-fashioned.

But he is a man. Right?

You still like such a pompous guy

at your age, huh?

Well, he would never text me

so shamelessly like you did yesterday,

that he'd be bringing

his ex-girlfriend over.

Excuse me? Really, Keisuke?

- How shameful.

- It's just that

You two had never met before,

and I thought,

what if you guys started fighting?

Your wife and I?

Fight about you?

After all this time?

You're so dumb. It was over 40 years ago!

Stop acting cool.

You're just an old pervert! Why the

- Why are your shoes off?

- Huh?

Why does it matter?

You're still wearing those socks?

Five-toed socks, 1,000 yen for five pairs.

- It looks so lame.

- Shut it, all of you!

Let me tell her!

Directly from me!

Yoko

- You are my

- Daughter?

- What?

- Oh, you knew?

I could tell! I'm not an idiot,

I had a feeling that was the case.

- Since when?

- From the beginning.

You looked at me

with such an unpleasant look on your face.

The assassin glare, right?

- That's so lame.

- Okay, let's stop talking about this.

Wear your shoes.

- Please! I don't want to see those socks!

- Shut up!

He used to forget them

at my apartment quite often.

It's so annoying when you wash them,

you have to straighten out the toes!

- Exactly!

- Also the toothpicks after each meal!

He leaves them on the table!

- Yep!

- Exactly!

He doesn't wash the sink

after shaving his beard.

- That's right!

- I'm leaving.

- I had a drink so I can't drive.

- I'll use the train!

Leaves the toilet seat up!

- Exactly!

- So true!

Dr. Freeman is my one and only dad.

However

If you weren't an old pervert

I wouldn't have been born

and I wouldn't have been a doctor.

So I'm glad that you are an old pervert.

Thank you, old pervert.

You're going to keep calling me that?!

I'm going to call Hazuki, sister.

Hazuki was born in August.

And you were born in December.

Wait. You're spilling it

Hey, pass me the towel!

Help me clean her up!

Why did we have to come here

to watch the fireworks?

What?

I don't want it! Who would eat that!

No way.

SHINJUKU GOLDEN GAI

Male in his 80s, cardiac arrest!

Isn't it getting worse every year?

What?

Since when are you two so close?

Open the window!

- She hasn't told her mom yet.

- My Mom's the one who ran him over!

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