08x02 - Running...for Pizza!

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- ♪ What's it gonna take ♪

♪ To bring you down ♪ To bring you down? ♪

- No.

- So much chaos is going on in my life.

And that triggered me. With the roommates, I'm done.

- I brought something for the show.

- Ma, they're all going to call me a chooch if I wear this.

I have a comedy show in Connecticut in a couple days.

- Can we come? - Uh...

It'll be the biggest show I've done so far.

- I did a transfer before we went to Miami,

and then it failed.

So now, I have to get surgery to remove the ovary.

- Oh, Sam.

- Your birth mother is ready to start messaging.

- This is the first time

I'm actually going to have a conversation with my birth mom.

[notification chimes] [Nicole gasps]

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Can we come back from all this damage ♪

♪ That I feel right now? ♪

- Oh, I feel nauseous.

- Did you ever see this day coming?

- No. - OK, she's live now.

- ♪ Can we forget, reverse the steps? ♪

♪ I want to heal somehow ♪

[dramatic music]

That's your mom.

- [gasps] I'm gonna throw up.

- [speaking Spanish]

- She say...

- Hi, [bleep]. I never forgot about you.

And I love you.

- ♪ Speak to me ♪

♪ Speak to me ♪

- [sniffles]

To hear her saying, "I love you," oh, my God!

- ♪ So speak to me ♪

- She just looks so sad.

And I feel like she's been, like, waiting for this moment

to like, reach out to me. And--[sighs]

I never realized that I actually cared about

hearing my birth mom's voice.

OK.

- You OK?

- I knew not to put fake lashes on today.

[all chuckle]

- She say that she's very excited.

And we can answer all the questions that you have.

- OK.

- OK, so you tell me, what is the first question?

- Why was I put up for adoption?

[soft dramatic music]

- That's a heavy question, but I think--

- I know. I feel bad asking that,

but this can't get any more emotional.

♪ ♪

- They're typing. - Typing.

- Mm-hmm. - [sighs]

For years, I've been thinking about this question,

and now, the answer is gonna pop up any second.

This is insane.

[sighs]

- Are you ready for this? - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Oh, sh*t.

- She say when she realized that she was pregnant,

she told to her partner then, your father...

- Mm-hmm. - And he just disappeared,

leaving her by herself.

- [gasps] - So--

- That is terrible.

- She didn't have any, like, support at that moment.

So that was the... - What a sin.

- Only option that she had.

Even was painful, she had to let you go.

- Stop.

- Oh, that poor woman.

- I think to say back-- - Can you--

I think you should-- - Be like.

- It was the best decision you ever made.

- Yeah, like you--

I have such a-- an amazing life.

Wait, what'd they say?

- Now wants to know if you are angry

with her because what she did.

- [gasps] What a sin!

Stop!

This poor--this poor woman.

- I feel so-- - That can't be a text.

- Well, I think the conversation

will have more flow. - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- See if you-- do a voice call, not a video.

♪ ♪

- They say yes.

- I want to answer this in the best way that I can.

I just feel like it'll be easier to do a phone call,

definitely not a FaceTime,

because I'm not ready for that yet.

This is baby steps.

- Set? - Yeah.

This is too much for today.

[phone line trilling]

- Hello?

- ♪ Yeah, the beat don't lie, yeah, the beat don't lie ♪

♪ Oh, mama, mama, my [phone line trilling]

♪ Yeah, the beat don't lie ♪

- Hello? - Hey, Dee.

- Are you close? - Yeah, be outside.

Be ready. We're going training.

So Deena is running now. [chuckles]

- I just wanted to let you know I started running.

- What, to the bar?

- No! Around my development.

- We gotta go for a run. - I'll go for a run.

- I am all about exercising together.

Oh, look at you.

- I got us some waters.

- I'm training myself for a marathon,

and it'll be a great little bond that me and Deena have.

I support her in her running journey, she supports me.

So, wait, so how did you get into running?

- Honestly, like, my anxiety has been a little worse lately.

I think because the boys are both in school now,

and I'm not in control.

My OCD kicked in, and I was, like, ticcing.

And then, I ran.

And I was like, oh, my God, I feel so much better.

- Me and Deena always share the common bond

over having anxiety disorders.

My brain just doesn't work anymore, dude.

I can't think. I can't [bleep]--

I can't sleep.

- [crying] I need to go home.

I--I need--

- Come outside. It's OK. - [sobbing]

- Breathe. Breathe in your nose, like this.

[inhales deeply]

It's natural for anybody to have anxiety.

But when you have an anxiety disorder,

the physical sensations and feelings are so overwhelming

at times that you can't function, you know?

It's serious.

- When I was little, it would take me an hour

to go to sleep because I had rituals.

- Yeah.

- My OCD, I've had it all my life.

Counting things.

You know, not touching something a certain way.

And now, you're like, oh, my God,

if I don't touch this a certain way,

something's going to happen to myself, or someone I love.

And it sounds so crazy, but you obsess over things.

I hate worrying about everything always.

- So how do you feel after you run?

- Release, I guess. - Mm-hmm.

- It's like a therapy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When your physical health is in check,

it definitely helps your mental health.

Running has always helped me with my anxiety,

so I'm just excited to see Deena run.

- All right, let's do it.

Usually I do a mile.

- I'll look at your form.

I'll make sure that you're running it right.

- My goal is to run a K.

Short marathons by me.

Ooh, pizza marathon.

After the finish line, there's pizza and beer.

That seems like a meatball type of marathon.

I'm signing up.

I definitely want to feel ready for it.

- Land on the ba*ls of your feet.

- Yeah. - Not the heel.

Don't go like this.

- Well, that's what I do.

- Drive it up. There you go.

- This is, like, more tiring for me.

Can we walk at the straight?

- Let's-- let's just do a slower jog.

- Like doing this.

- But you're gonna lose your flow.

- Slow down, slow down, but-- but still run.

- Can I just show you how I do it?

Oh, my shoe's untied.

- ♪ Don't stop ♪

♪ Don't wait ♪

- Hello?

- ♪ There's only so much more of this ♪

- sh*t. - ♪ That anyone can take ♪

[both speaking Spanish]

- Bueno. - OK.

- Hola. Hola.

- Your mom is saying hello. I'm [...].

- Oh.

- Hola.

[quirky suspenseful music]

- Hola-- - Just say hi.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God, like, I've never been so nervous.

- Just say hello. - You got it.

- I'm trying to speak, but the--

the voice isn't coming out.

- Do you want to tell her anything?

- I can't breathe.

- Oh, my God, I can't breathe.

I think I'm having a panic attack.

Snot's coming out. - OK.

- I got this. All right, we'll do it.

Wait, wait--what am I saying?

- "Hi." - Yeah. [chuckles]

- [laughs]

Stop.

Hi.

Hi, it's [...].

[all laughing]

- [speaking Spanish]

- Hola!

- Hola! Like, you sound like Dora the Explorer.

What are you doing right now?

- [speaking Spanish]

- How are you?

- [speaking Spanish]

[laughing] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- [speaking Spanish]

- You have a really beautiful voice.

- Gracias.

Like, I don't even sound like myself.

Like, who am I?

- [speaking Spanish]

- She said that I'm sorry for put yourself in that situation,

and you know, that you were adopted.

- [softly] Aw.

Oh, my God. What do I say?

- She's crying. - [speaking Spanish]

- It was a very, very difficult time.

[soft dramatic music]

- [speaking Spanish]

- That was really hard to be separate from you.

- [speaking Spanish]

- She suffered a lot.

- [sniffles]

[sighs] I can't.

- [speaking Spanish]

- She never forgot about you.

- [sighs and sniffles]

- She's crying. - Say don't cry.

I have a beautiful life.

Obviously, I'm not mad at her.

I wouldn't even be here if she didn't put me up for adoption.

I have amazing parents and I had a great childhood.

- ♪ You got my whole life ♪

You could say I was adopted by loving parents.

Grew up in New York.

I was spoiled.

And then meeting my roommates.

Hello? Party's here!

- The party's here?

- And meeting Jionni.

- You may kiss your bride. [cheers and applause]

- And then having my kids. - A boy! Hey!

- Hi, Lorenzo. [baby cries]

- You have a sissy. - Give your sister a kiss. Aw.

[all cheering] - Baby!

- Oh, my God.

- Say, hi, honey.

- I'm your father. [laughter]

- I want her to know

you literally gave me the best life you could.

And I have the best frickin' life.

And I married a sexy Italian boy.

- No sexy. [all chuckle]

- Handsome Italian man.

And I have three beautiful children.

- [speaking Spanish]

- She's happy to know that you have a family now.

And she's very happy knowing that you're OK.

- I had no idea, like, starting this journey,

that this is where I was gonna end up.

- [speaking Spanish]

- She's really happy she talked to you, and she loves you.

- It's amazing to hear from them,

and I'm excited to talk soon.

I am so happy that I did this.

Hasta luego. [laughter]

- Hasta luego. [laughter]

- But she's still a stranger to me.

- You did great.

- Is there, like, a possibility you want to meet?

- I'm just so content with my life and who my parents are,

I don't know where to go from here.

My emotions are everywhere.

- ♪ Tell me how to reach you ♪

♪ Throw me a line ♪

♪ ♪

- I took care of the transportation.

You can't miss it.

- Oh, wow! [laughter]

[horns honking] - Do you hear that?

- Why are they honking?

[horns honking]

- [laughs] Bye, chooch.

- I would never throw my friends under the--

I didn't even talk bad about Ron.

- Sam said Ron's name while Ron is here.

[quirky note]

- ♪ So come a little closer ♪

♪ So come a little closer ♪

- So I just talked to my mom,

and I know you have work when I get my surgery.

So you don't have to miss work, my mom's just gonna take me.

- Are you sure? - Yeah.

I'm literally getting an organ removed.

Sometimes you just need your mom.

[chuckles] - Yeah, I get it.

- Unfortunately,

I have to go through another surgery, again.

I had a tumor on my left ovary

that had to be removed years ago.

And because I'm struggling to get pregnant,

my doctor said maybe there's some bad cells

in your ovary still from that tumor.

Let's get rid of it and maybe it will help you get pregnant.

I feel like time is flying by.

Everybody is getting pregnant, living life.

And here I am, still struggling and still having roadblocks.

And it's just like, ugh.

- I know you're frustrated, but, you know, things happen.

- Yeah.

If this isn't successful,

I really have to sit down with Justin

and we have to decide what our next steps are gonna be.

Like, maybe we look into a surrogate.

Maybe I'm not able to carry a baby.

I don't know.

But I will do whatever I can to be a mom.

- We'll get there.

- I know we will.

We'll get there one day. - Yeah.

- We'll get there.

- ♪ I just wanna love you till the wheels fall off ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, I do ♪

♪ I just wanna love you till the wheels fall off ♪

- Ma'am? - Ma'am?

- Delivery.

- Deena wanted to get all the girls together

to do something for Sam.

She has surgery in a few days,

and we feel like she just needs a little girl time and support.

- So you got a box.

- Oh, is this from Deena?

"I am brave." - "Be brave."

- I'm-- - "It's OK to not be OK."

"Just be." - "I embrace my imperfections."

- [gasps] - Is this a breakup gift?

- Call Deena.

- If it has anything to do with Deena,

that means it's some sort of Pinterest sh*t.

And I f*cking hate Pinterest.

- Hello?

- What the f*ck did you send to my house?

- So I wanted to be there,

but I need to get ready for my marathon.

I think it would be cool if we made

an affirmation jar for Sam,

since she's going through so much.

[tense notes]

So if you guys could write affirmations on the postcards,

I know affirmations help me.

- This is so Deena, like, cutesy and positive,

which is like, totally not me and Jenni.

[laughing] OK, we'll work on it.

- Love you guys. Bye. - Bye.

What the f*ck?

I don't do positive.

- I just got my period. - What else should we write?

- So I am not positive at all.

- Nicole doesn't do positive.

- What should we write? - Uh, I don't know.

Obviously, we want Sam to be OK,

but every time we do something like this,

it just comes out wrong.

There are normally funny things you put in, like,

a speech at a wedding.

- You're the fly to our sh*t.

You are the dump to our island.

[all booing]

- Oh, my God.

- Hold on, I'm googling. - [sputters]

- I don't think I ever said a positive word of affirmation

in my life, but here we are.

"You will be a better you.

"You are worthy of great things.

You can and you will."

The--[mumbles]

- Ugh. - "You are not your mistake."

What the f*ck?

- I know a good one.

Um...

I can't think of one.

- [laughs]

- ♪ If you want it, go get it ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Whoa, if you want it go get it ♪

- Guys, come on.

We got to go down to the bottom of the driveway.

We got to be mom's coach.

How ya feeling? - I'm OK.

- Guys, we have to give Mom a tip on how to run fast.

- Run like a cheetah.

- Run like a cheetah. I love that tip.

- All right, here we go. Tell me when.

- Go!

[upbeat music]

- Mom, that's not like a cheetah.

- [laughs]

- "I believe in you." - Yes.

- "You are strong enough to get through this."

- "You are not alone in this."

- "We are here for you."

- That's like-- that's the same thing.

You are not alone in this.

- The whole jar is the same thing.

- I don't think Deena's gonna like them.

- She should have been here, then.

- [laughs] - Are you ready?

- Yeah, let's go do this. - Let's go do this.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Good things come to those who wait ♪

- There he is.

- Thanks for coming. What's up, man?

How you doing? Welcome back to New York.

- Good to see you, brother.

- Tonight, I have a comedy show in Connecticut.

I'm actually headlining for the first time in my life.

It's very exciting.

Comedy is definitely a passion of mine.

I hope to continue to do this as a career.

So this is a huge opportunity for me to prove I can do it.

But the guys are coming too, so I am a little nervous.

- Yo, pose in front of that, fam.

- We gotta get a photo.

- They definitely are a distraction,

especially Mike's hair right now.

- Oh, my God. - I know.

- [laughs]

- What--what--what-- are you talking about?

Listen, what are you talking about?

- You know, there's rumors going around

that Mike possibly has gotten hair plugs.

Mike, nice haircut.

- He just bought it. [laughter]

- I think it kind of healed up pretty quickly.

- What are you talking about? - [laughs]

- I shaved it. What are you talking about?

Anyway, where is-- where is Pauly at?

[phone ringing]

- Why is it red?

- What are you talking about?

- What's up, fellas?

- Hey, yo, where are you at, man?

- I'm still in Vegas, bro.

I got another nine shows to do.

There's literally no way I can make it out that way.

- The problem is, you were the ride.

- I took care of the transportation.

Don't worry about it. I got you.

You can't miss it.

[horn honks "La Cucaracha"]

[laughter]

- Wow, look at that.

At least it doesn't say "Chooch Comedy Tour" on it.

- It says, "Honk If You Love Chooches!"

- [laughs]

- All right, let's f*cking go. I gotta go to Connecticut.

- All right, we gotta go.

- Wait, does he have his c*ck sock on?

- No, that's the wrong show.

- [laughs] Bye, chooch.

- Vinny hates every second of this.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ I ain't like them other broke girls that you ghost ♪

- I'm excited to see Sam.

- Same. Oh, I have cramps.

- Sorry. - I hate being a girl.

Imagine if we were men?

- Life would be so much easier.

Just imagine having, like, a thing in between your--

- What do you do with it?

Do you feel it? Does it slap your legs?

- Have you ever seen, like, a guy pee sitting down?

You got to hold your sh*t up.

- Or the poop splashes on it.

- Yeah, you gotta hold it. - Oh, my God.

That's vile.

- Yay, we're here.

- What are we saying? We made this?

- Merry Christmas.

- Here's your f*cking jar of affirmations.

[doorbell rings]

- What are you doing here? - Hi!

- We came to check in on you. - Aw.

Come on in.

What are you guys up to?

- Um...

- What? What is happening?

- We're a little bit embarrassed, not gonna lie.

- Deena made you a gift. - Yes.

We're bringing a gift from Deena for you.

- [gasps] Oh.

- It's just, like, too positive for me and Jenni

that it just feels like it's not authentic to us.

- Self-love affirmations.

- I would die inside if somebody--anyways.

- "You are not alone in this. We love you."

[quirky suspenseful music]

You're gonna make me cry.

You guys, this is actually really thoughtful.

- I can't believe people like this sh*t.

- We helped her make it.

- Oh, you made it? - Yeah.

- We came up with them.

- Aw.

Sometimes I need the reassurance, like,

if I'm going through a bad day.

Like. all right, like you're fine.

Get your sh*t together.

- Yeah, a nice quote sometimes does it.

- It does? - Yeah.

- You can, and you will-- [mumbling]

- Ugh.

- Cheers to you. - Yeah, cheers to Samantha.

- Aw. Thanks, guys.

I'm glad you're here because now I have

some, like, distraction.

So what's new with you guys?

Have any of you guys talked to Angelina?

- No, I haven't heard anything.

- You? - No.

- I'll be honest. I haven't heard from her

since she went on a podcast

and, like, totally went on a rant about, you know, us.

- They don't give a [...] about my feelings.

Now, I literally projectile vomit

when I have to be around them.

- Just so weird.

We were all, like, there for her in Miami.

I know you're going through it right now, but you'll be OK.

- There's red flags.

Like, you shouldn't just stay there to stay there.

- You both deserve happiness.

- And then, for it all just to be like,

sh*t-talked on a podcast for no reason.

- I don't know why Angelina's constantly

talking about us negatively in public.

Nobody wants to fight. Nobody wants drama.

We just want to have a good time.

- I don't know.

- I have a lot of bigger things to worry about right now.

I get surgery in two days.

I just want to get it over with.

[somber music]

- Are you nervous?

- Yeah. I don't want to do this.

It's like my sixth laparoscopy.

- Oh, I feel so bad for her.

She just wants to have a baby, and it's not happening.

- I don't know if I want to do this again,

because it's like, the buildup,

and then it's like, you wait.

- The letdown is so--yeah. - The letdown is so hard.

I just feel very vulnerable about the whole thing.

Like, couples go through so much with it

when it doesn't work.

- You got to look at it like this.

You could have had a kid in your earlier days

with someone you weren't meant to be with.

- Exactly.

- Coming from a divorce, you want to have kids

with the person you are supposed to be with.

- You're so right about that. - Yeah.

- There's nobody better.

And that's also the worst part,

is you don't know if you can give that to somebody.

- But you can. Don't worry. There's so many other options.

- Ugh.

- You'll be able to have your perfect family.

- Can you imagine? You get a little Snooki baby?

[all chuckle]

- ♪ Hey, I am the one you should fear ♪

♪ I left 'em back in the rear ♪

♪ Where did they go? ♪

♪ I seen 'em launch their career ♪

♪ They fall off in less than a year ♪

- You hyped, kid? - I'm a little nervous.

In the city, I do stand-up for like, seven minutes at a time.

But tonight, I'm headliner,

so I'm gonna be up there for like, to minutes.

That's like, the nerve-racking part is just like,

how am I going to fill up the time?

This is gonna be the longest set

I've ever had to do in my life.

I'm gonna be trying out new material.

And you never know what's gonna happen.

You always have fear that no one's gonna laugh.

- Your journey into stand-up is very inspiring because

it's not easy to get on stage.

And you keep leveling up your game,

which is very impressive. So--

- You know, because things can get a little hairy.

- [Ronnie laughs]

- You got to be careful where you transplant yourself.

- [laughing] Aw, dude.

- Are you getting at something?

- I think it's starting to grow on me.

[both laughing]

- [sighs]

[laughter]

- ♪ I love your face ♪

[upbeat music]

- My love, what are we gonna do for date day?

- I'm not sure. What do you feel like doing?

- Let's take the bikes out.

- No, it's too hot for that.

- Where you gonna take me then, man?

- Vibes DIY Studio.

- What's that?

- It's, like, this art studio where you can paint.

You could do anything. It's, like, a creative studio.

- Can we do that on the bikes? - No.

- ♪ Yeah, I do this for my squad ♪

♪ Ain't no love ♪

- All right, boys, we are here. - Wow.

- Vinny's Comedy World Tour has arrived.

- Remember it was called Vinny and Friends?

- Yeah, yeah. - We're the friends.

- These are my friends. - Yeah, yeah, I--

- Yes. Yes. - Come on back.

- Whoa, what is this, "The Tonight Show"?

- Oh, it's like a real green room.

- Hi. - This is sick.

How long do people usually go on, like--

like, if they're headlining?

Like--It should be comfortable for me to be there

around or -plus, right?

- Totally, yeah. - OK.

I'm a little nervous.

- Break a leg, fam. - All right, bro.

- All right.

- It's gonna be the biggest show I've done so far.

Is there a way to peek in the room or no?

- Oh, come with me.

- There's hundreds of people coming out.

I mean, it's not easy to go up there

by myself with just a microphone and entertain them.

Holy [bleep].

- ♪ Prime time, we grinding ♪

- Oh, God.

- ♪ Hop inside, got no keys ♪

♪ Put the pedal to the floor ♪

♪ Feel the breeze ♪

- Is this it? - Yeah.

- ♪ Let me breathe ♪

- [gasps] They have a Chanel purse.

- See what I have to deal with? - [laughs]

- I'm doing sneakers, man.

- What's your favorite date we've been on so far?

- When I was thinking,

it was our first actual date was hiking.

- Yes, I have that picture.

- Yeah, where's my beard? - [laughs]

- Damn, time sure flies.

That was, like, almost a year ago.

[buzzer blares]

- We might need to get your brain checked.

- [laughs]

There's no way to actually tell Nikki and I's anniversary.

Is it the first day we met on "Double Shot"?

Is it the first day we got back together

on "Double Shot"?

Is it our actual first date on "Double Shot"?

Or is it our first date once we left "Double Shot"?

You do the math, because I can't.

- I'm just really looking for

a man that's going to wake up every day and choose me.

- My love, that's cringe, man.

[both chuckle] Yeah.

[dramatic music]

- New York Comedy Club,

who's excited for Vinny G and Friends?

Let's f*cking go! [cheers and applause]

- I am super nervous.

This is my first time headlining.

- I saw a video today.

It was called how to lose weight

if you're a fat guy with a ponytail.

[laughter]

- But if I want to take the next step

of being a stand-up comedian...

- All right, you guys ready for your headliner of the evening?

[cheers and applause]

- I have to k*ll this.

- Please welcome Vinny G!

♪ ♪

- Let's go!

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah, Vinny!

♪ ♪

- Stop it.

- You're doing great, honey!

- I guess we'll point out

the elephant in the room, literally.

Mike is here.

That's Mike. That's Ronnie.

That's their parole officer sitting next to them.

[laughter]

They're like the before and after of sobriety, basically.

But Mike is New Jersey sober,

so he only eats pizza and does steroids.

Reality show fame is kind of different.

Today, I was walking down the street,

and some girl was like, oh, my God, Vinny, I love you.

I can't believe you're still alive.

[laughter]

I took a picture with her, though,

because I love all my fan.

[laughter]

I'm single. I'm single.

[cheering]

Like, I actually just started

talking to this girl in the gym.

Both running on the treadmill at the same time.

And then she finally spoke to me.

She turned around and she was like,

get the f*ck off my treadmill.

[laughter]

I don't know if you guys knew this.

For the last couple of years, I worked as a male stripper.

[cheering]

I was.

I was basically Temu Channing Tatum.

[laughter]

They called me Tragic Mike.

[laughter and applause]

All right, I'm gonna end it there.

I love you guys. Thank you so much.

♪ ♪

- Vinny G, everybody! Let's go! Let's f*cking go!

- Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

I think the show went amazing.

The crowd seemed to be happy.

- Great job.

- My comedy is definitely a work in progress.

I'm still very new, but hopefully,

this will lead to more shows around the city.

And who knows?

Maybe make a career out of it, you know?

- Congrats, fam, I loved it. - Good job, bro.

- It was easier with you there the whole time.

- [laughs]

Yeah, it was great bro. - Thank you. Appreciate it.

- ♪ I'm so nice ♪

[horn honks]

- Did you hear that? [car horn honks]

- ♪ Hey, super up ♪

♪ Press your luck ♪

♪ Yeah, show me what ♪

- We are at Konstantino's Pasta Bowls.

Spicy rigatoni looks good.

Rice ba*ls. Bavarian pretzels.

They got tendies here, fam.

- Mike, we can't eat all that.

- They got wings. - There's three of us.

- Listen, we're-- this is a celebration.

- No, no, no, no, no.

I'm Mike's sponsor when we're at a restaurant.

You can't get everything. You literally can't get everything.

- OK, OK, OK, what are you thinking about?

- Let's think about it. - OK, let's think about it.

- The kid needs some kind of guardrail.

- I definitely want a pretzel and the rice ba*ls.

- OK. - Calamaris and Caesar salad.

- Stop.

- I see chicken tendies on the menu.

- We do. - You have a problem.

- You can't not go to a restaurant and not get tendies.

- No, you can, actually.

- Let's order the tendies.

- [laughs]

- I can never win.

- Wow. - Looks great.

- Look at those pretzels. - Holy shmokies.

- This place is no joke.

- Somebody at this table knows how to order.

- How are the girls?

- It's been a little quiet lately.

All the kids are going to school.

Yeah, Sam's probably getting married soon.

[record needle scratches]

- [coughing] - OK.

Not while he's eating.

- [laughs]

- You think it's safe to say that he's invited

or not invited? - I'm Vinny's plus one.

- I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be let in.

[laughter]

- Overall, I'm extremely happy for Sam.

You know, I hope they live a great life together, honestly.

We didn't end up together

because I knew I couldn't give this to her.

So I'm actually happy that she got what she wanted.

- At least the girls still talk.

Like, they all talk and hang out.

- Except for Ange. [chuckles] - Yeah.

- I just feel that we're all in a weird spot

because we want to help her, right?

- We've tried.

- We've tried to, and now she's talking sh*t.

- Sounds familiar, huh? - Yeah.

- It's almost like a broken record with Angelina.

Did you throw water?

- Did you f*cking not pay your taxes? Yes or no?

- Sit down with her. - I'm not doing it!

- You're chaos.

- So you want f*cking sit there and call a spade a spade?

- Every outing, every trip, every vacation,

there's always a problem.

And we're just tired of it.

It's like, what do we do? We don't even know what to do.

- Like, it just needs to stop.

When Angelina's in good spirits,

we always have a great time.

But when she's not, it affects our vacations.

No one wants to be fighting the whole time.

- We need to figure out how we're going to move forward.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Turn that sweet life up again ♪

♪ Giving all that boom-boom, hit with a bang ♪

♪ Getting dressed up, walking that line ♪

♪ Gonna win it every time ♪

- I'm going to run a K marathon!

It's pizza marathon day.

Wish me luck.

It's a K marathon.

And after you pass the finish line,

you get some pizza and some beer.

I'm so excited.

Here we go.

[notification chimes]

- Come support Deener's first marathon.

What the--what is this?

Ooh, this seems like fun.

Where do I sign up?

Listen, if someone says you're gonna be running for pizza,

I'm there.

♪ ♪

- Hey, neighbor. - I am pulling up.

You ready to go? - I'll be right there.

I am so proud that Deena is running a marathon.

And I will be there to support her with my neighbor.

[bell ringing]

You ready?

- It's race day, baby.

- What the f*ck are you doing, Mike?

You look like you're racing. - I--I am racing.

How many miles is a K?

I really can't tell you.

All I know is that there's pizza in my future.

I've been training for this my whole life.

- Uh-huh.

- ♪ Open up your mind ♪

♪ Nothing on your eyes you see ♪

♪ ♪

- Let's do it.

- ♪ Water and a lime ♪

♪ Lemon into wine ♪

♪ You drink ♪

- I hate surgery.

There's nothing like having your mom there.

So I'm like, you need to take me.

- Are you ready?

- I guess.

I can't put this off any longer.

[somber music]

Honestly, I'm scared.

I want to be a mom so bad,

but time is ticking and I'm getting older.

And if this isn't successful,

I really don't know what we're gonna do.

- ♪ Heavy eyes but you can't sleep ♪

♪ So tired that you can't dream ♪

- Sam's gotta stay positive.

My wife had endometriosis like Sam.

We had two miscarriages in .

We were like, oh, my God, like, is it ever gonna happen?

And then we went to some doctors

and had that endometriosis surgery.

And Lauren got pregnant back-to-back-to-back

as soon it was done.

- I'm praying. - Yeah.

- This will be her sixth.

- Sixth what? - Surgery.

♪ ♪

Yeah. - Yeah, I didn't know that.

♪ ♪

- I'm already feeling nauseous about moving an ovary.

I don't even want to do this, but I need to try

everything on my end so I know I tried everything.

- That's right. It'll make a difference.

- Let's hope.

- ♪ I know you're barely getting by ♪

♪ But hope is waiting on the other side ♪

- ♪ Saying don't give up ♪

- ♪ Don't give up ♪

- Baby, I love you. [smooches]

- I love you.

- ♪ Don't give up on this ♪

- ♪ I love my city, Statue of Liberty sits so high ♪

♪ Yeah, you wish you was a friend of me ♪

♪ Radio City Hall ♪

- Vin! - You made it.

- I'm very excited for this thing.

I know this marathon is not gonna be easy,

and I'm probably gonna come in last, but I don't even care.

My main goal is to finish this run.

This is to help my anxiety and, like, show myself,

like, I could do anything.

I like to do this. - Like a little dance.

- [laughs] [phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Yo, where you guys at?

- Me and my neighbor, Jenni, are here

to participate in said race. - [gasps] They're coming?

- More pressure, more energy--

- Oh, you're-- - More power.

- You look like a f*cking KKK member.

Hi, Dee!

- Thanks for coming.

This is so cool.

Like, I love that they came to support me.

- I'm here. - You're running?

- Yes. Are you prepared to lose today?

- Mike, you can't even make it to the fridge without panting.

- ♪ Keep on running, baby ♪

- Whoo! Look at this. How exciting is this, guys?

- We're checking in. - Forgot to stretch.

- I'm going for this.

- If everyone can start making their way to the starting line.

- Guys, it's happening!

- Wait, wait for me, guys! - Oh, my God.

- Put down the hood. - Put the hood down.

- All right, are we ready out there?

- See you at the end. - Bye, Jenni, love you!

- Come on, let me hear you guys are ready. Come on!

- Deena's first marathon. Let's go!

[horn blares]

- ♪ Keep on running, baby ♪

♪ Keep your head up, don't stop sailing ♪

- Oh, this is beautiful.

- Go, girl. - Thanks.

- See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!

- Take deep breaths. Nice and calm.

- See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!

- Slow down. Nice and easy.

- Let's go, baby.

- If you're not first, you're last!

- He's gonna be done in a second.

Just run this pace the whole time.

We're almost at a mile.

- Where's Mike?

- [panting]

Whoo. [panting]

I'm out of--I'm out-- I'm out of breath.

Yeah, um, it's definitely harder than I expected.

- Oh, there he is.

- I hope he's all right.

- Mike--he gets out of breath when he takes his garbage out.

- Shut up.

- Whoo.

What are we gonna do?

Oh, my God, is that Frank Sinatra?

Frank Sinatra is one of the heroes of Italian culture.

And any time you see good old Frankie,

it is a good luck charm.

Uh, Deener and Vinny are ahead.

What would-- what would Frank Sinatra do?

Frank did it his way.

Let me, uh, call a cab.

And I'm also gonna do it my way today.

I am beating Vinny and Deena and I need some pizza.

- ♪ Watch me go ♪

- Ooh, halfway, halfway.

- Time to go to the finish line, boys.

- Look at you hitting your stride.

- Take me to the finish line.

- I wonder where Mike is right now.

- Probably gassed out.

- ♪ They can't touch me ♪

- Last mile.

- ♪ Better watch me go ♪

- I smell victories.

[cheers and applause]

- Is Mike coming back? - No, I don't see him.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Never stop ♪

- Mike!

- Victory is...

delicious.

Pizza at the finish line!

Let's go, guys!

- How the f*ck are you here?

- I was born for this.

- [panting] Feeling it.

- Come on.

- My legs are hurting

and I don't know if I'm going to make it to the finish line.

Oh, God. Ooh, I might get a drink.

Like, I feel like I could have a heart attack.

[laughs] I'm not feeling great right now.

- Come on. [grunts]

Let's go. - Oh, I littered.

- Come on, come on.

- OK, OK.

- Come on!

Find your rhythm.

- But meatballs, when they put their mind to it, they do it.

- Let's go. Let's go. - I see the tent.

- Oh, here they come. Here they come.

- Bring it home. - Let's go!

- Bring it home. - Let's go! Yes!

- Bring it home!

Yeah!

Good job. - Yes.

- I did it. - Good job, guys.

Amazing. - I need a wine.

Now I can check marathon off of my bucket list.

You must have been be going so fast, you were invisible.

- Yeah. - Afterburners engaged.

- You teleported to the finish line.

- Like, how the frick did Mike pass us?

- Are you guys hungry?

- I want to trade this bib in for a wine.

- Jersey in the building! - I'm embarrassed.

♪ ♪

- Cheers to Deena.

- Cheers to Deena. - Thank you.

- For her first marathon.

- To start running and to do a marathon,

I mean, that right there is growth.

You know? - Very proud of you.

- Thank you.

- Speaking of growth, how's your hair?

- [chuckles]

Wait a minute, you got hair?

- I cannot confirm or deny.

- Mike refuses to answer.

But Mike can't lie, so I think he got it done.

But who am I to judge?

- I just cut it. That's it.

- Yeah, they cut a lot of stuff, and then reattached it.

[quirky tense music]

- [sighs]

- Anyway, thank you guys so much for supporting me.

I wouldn't have been able to get through that whole thing

without you.

I am just so proud of myself.

This is, like, a new chapter in my life.

- Good to see you. I'll text you later.

- Yes. Love you.

With, like, the kids going to school

and me having all this time to myself,

running is making me feel better about myself,

it's helping me with my anxiety,

so I'm loving this for me.

- My car's over there. - All right.

- Bye. Good job today.

- Bye. - All right, see ya.

- Thank you. - All right.

- So proud of Deener. - She crushed it.

- Yeah, beautiful event. It was so positive.

But I think there's something

that we still need to address that we haven't.

We need to figure out what we're

gonna do with Angelina.

- I--I % agree.

- There's a lot of chaos going out in the streets.

She went at us on her podcast for weeks.

- Don't get me started.

- Nothing will ever be up to par with these people.

It's all about the way they look.

They don't give a [...] about my feelings.

Now I literally projectile vomit

when I have to be around them.

- I'm thinking that, you know,

we really need to get the squad together

and let's have a family meeting

on how we're gonna proceed going forward.

Every year, it's the same old chaos,

and everyone in the squad is sort of fed up with that.

- Very uncomfortable right now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And now it's like, what do we do, you know?

Listen, the stakes are very high.

We're at the point of possibly no return.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- I'm a little stressed. The squad is on their way over.

- How many times can people have convos with her?

- We literally did in Miami, and then she went on a podcast

saying she wants to throw up being around us.

- I can't do this again.

- We're all heading to Mike's

for an emergency Angelina meeting.

You don't have problems,

so why are you making stuff into problems?

It just feels like the moment she leaves us,

it's like we automatically turn into enemies

and the drama bleeds into our vacations.

And I really think we're all sick of that.

- In her head, I bet you she doesn't

think anything is going wrong. She thinks--

- It's everybody else. - It's everybody else.

- Yes, yes. I've tried to talk to her.

And I've told her, like, listen, I've been there.

I see myself in you.

From my experience, you know, when I was in the chaos--

I have no house! I have nothing!

- You chose that life.

- Oh, my God. - You chose that life.

- I chose that life.

You know, I wouldn't listen to anybody.

Don't ever [...] say I need help.

You know, I thought that I had the right answers

and everything I did was the right decision.

But it was just like quicksand.

You know, everything I did just made it worse.

Nothing changes if nothing changes.

- I gotta go get my meat and cheese board.

My goal is to get to a better place with Angelina

because if we can't get there,

we might have to take the next vacation without her.

If all else fails, at least you'll have a full belly.

♪ ♪

- We gotta do it, you know? Let's get it done.

[knock at door]

- Why hello, gentlemen.

We got cutlets and pasta in case anybody wants.

- Oh, you got Sternos.

What is this, a baptism? - It might be a--

- It's the new birth of Angelina. [laughs]

- Might be an exorcism. - Yeah.

- Hello? - Hey, ladies.

- Were we supposed to dress up? - No.

- Ronald.

- Get some food, and we're gonna get to business.

What I want to know is

how did we get to where

she was talking sh*t about us after Miami?

Because last time I checked, we were all being good to her.

- But even if, like, we were fighting,

we wouldn't go on our own outlets and talk sh*t about--

- No, no, no.

- Or air out stuff that's personal.

I just feel like it's f*cked up as friends.

Like, we just don't do that to each other.

- We didn't talk for a few years.

I never bashed you.

You guys never bashed me ever. - Right.

- Even if you fight with somebody,

I would never throw my friends under the--

I didn't even talk bad about Ron.

[quirky tense music]

- Oh, my God.

Sam said Ron's name while Ron is here?

♪ ♪

- Wow, this is growth. - Aw, this is--

- Wow. - This is nice.

- Wow, this is growth. - Look at that.

- I can't process this.

I am in shock.

Last year, they couldn't even be in the same state together.

- Never thought this would happen.

- Look at-- where are you going?

[laughter] What are you doing?

- Like, can we just rewind it and just see it again?

- I didn't even talk bad about Ron.

[slowed] I didn't even talk bad about Ron.

I didn't even talk bad about Ron.

♪ ♪

- This is growth right here.

- Stop. That gave me chills. - [laughing] I hate you.

- Ron and Sam are basically back together now.

They're a thing again.

[laughs]

That might buy us another season. [chuckles]

I can't process this.

I can't process this. - I know.

- If Sam can sit across the table from Ron and be cordial,

there's definitely hope for Angelina.

- This man is in another world right now.

- [laughs]

- Are we gonna move forward with you or not?

Do you even want to?

- I'm training myself for a marathon.

- Faster, chooch! Pick it up!

You acting like you ain't never ran a marathon before.

- Whoo! It's Tootsies! - Whoo!

Today could get dangerous.

[all shouting]

- Whoa!

- I would like to go to bed.