08x06 - Eggcellent

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- That's f*cking Mike with a cowboy hat.

- Howdy!

- You brought your own golf cart?

- We are...

[cow moos]

- These are all Victorian outfits.

- I'm Deener... the wiener cleaner!

[laughter]

- You started the therapy? - I like it.

- We've always been rooting for you.

- Now that I've been a chicken tender for the last year,

I'm a professional.

There might be a wager on who performs the worst

and who performs the best on the farm.

- Oh, my God, there's sh*t. I don't care. There's sh*t.

- Oh, I can't do it. - You go first.

- The smell is so bad.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I don't want to step in the poopy.

- Oh, it smells so bad.

- There is actual brownie sh*t on the floor.

- It's like fudge.

- Oh, eggs, eggs.

- I really want to win.

- Give me the bucket. We're not losing here.

- This is a challenge.

Whoever gets the most eggs, like, wins.

- All right. All right, wait.

Just don't do it. - I'll do it.

Oh, you stepped in it. [gags]

Ew, it's squished on the floor.

Deener, go.

The smell of these chickens

smell like the first newborn sh*t,

which is, like, tar and, like, diarrhea.

It smells not great.

- Oh, they're warm.

- Yeah, see?

- Look at me, man.

- Pretend it's Easter!

- You change diapers, babe.

- No, this smells worse.

I got to push through.

- Two more over here.

- I feel like I'm DJing right now with all these chicks.

It looks like the crowd.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Ange, you're k*lling the game.

- Show my eggs, b*tches.

- Oh, I just stepped in the sh*t, I think.

Oh, no, no, no.

The chickens are drinking my wine.

- Does anybody have Purell?

- Well, it seems that Sammi and Jenni were not DTF.

- I told you.

- They weren't DTF-- down to farm.

- Mike, look at what the meatballs did.

- Wow! - Look at us.

- The meatballs are definitely DTF.

- Cheers, b*tch.

- Oh, my God, Angelina's holding one.

- ..

- She said that's ..

- How many point-s are you gonna have?

- I think we have a clear winner here.

- Who's the winner? - Meatballs!

Whoo!

- That's right.

- It looks like the meatballs are the most DTF here--

down to farm.

♪ ♪

- More chickens.

- Come here, mama.

- Oh, my God, it's coming. - Look, it's coming.

- Oh!

[laughter] - I can't believe--

f*ck, I did that.

You got that?

- I got it on camera. - You did not.

- No, I did.

- This is the Ange we love.

And, honestly, we've all noticed that she seems

like she's doing well after taking the time

to find herself and center herself.

That was fun. Are you sure you don't want to feed one?

- I mean, maybe. - I'll record you.

- All right.

- I hope that Angelina's starting

to realize that we care about her

and that we are viewing her as part of the family.

- Be gentle. Ah!

Whoa, whoa.

- Which one of us can catch a chicken?

- Ooh, I can.

I've always wanted to try

what I saw in one of my favorite movies growing up--

is Rocky when he was trying to chase

and catch that chicken as part of his training routine.

- I'll be honest, my money could be on Pauly.

- Come here, man.

- [laughs] My money could be on Pauly, man.

That boy can do anything.

- They're fast.

I don't know how Rocky pulled this off.

I cannot catch this chicken.

- Rocky really caught a chicken?

- Yeah, that was his training.

- It is not easy to get your hands around this c*ck.

You feel me?

- Yeah, we got to get these eggs cleaned.

- All right, let's get these eggs cleaned.

- Bring them on in.

- Definitely more my vibe.

This is the part of the farm life

that I can definitely get behind and do.

As long as I'm not in the chicken coop, I'm all about it.

- Let's go!

- Do you have this at your farm?

- I do not. I don't wash my eggs.

- Jenni, look at this egg. - It's a big one.

I had a big one. - This doesn't even fit.

- All right, so I figure that we're gonna break the glass.

So put it in water bottles?

- That works. - Trash?

- Yeah, let's just be trash.

- This is egg-citing.

- [laughs] - Get it?

- All right, we did it.

- All right, folks, you guys were a big help.

So I'd like to offer each one of you take a dozen home.

- Thank you! - Everybody grab a dozen.

I think I got enough here. - Thank you so much.

- I guess that's our reward,

because we should have been paid for this.

Like, you know what I'm saying?

I should have been getting some cash.

I need some paper, Daddy.

- I need some help feeding our pigs...

- We're down. - If you guys want to help me.

- ♪ When it's on the floor, what we gonna do? ♪

♪ We gonna pick, pick, pick it up ♪

♪ That money, and we fall... ♪

- I can't bring eggs with me on the plane, so...

- Do it. all: Oh!

- What the hell? [all shout]

What the hell?

- Keep going. - Stee-rike!

- I'm taking heavy fire right now.

- Oh, my God!

Damn! Somebody hit you up.

Halloween. - Oh, sh*t.

all: Oh! - That's what you get, b*tch!

Mike, we're on a farm.

Why did you bring your own golf cart?

- Ah! - Damn!

- That's what he gets.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God, he's doing it with his hands.

- It's not even working. - He's doing it with his hands.

I am not getting involved.

- My golf cart is a mess, man.

- I think somebody vandalized Mike's golf cart.

- All right, guys, no one is egg-cused

from that particular type of behaviors.

Who wants to volunteer and tell me who did it?

- They ran-- - The meatballs didn't do it.

- It was Ronnie, and it was Pauly.

And it was Angelina.

[all shout]

- No one likes a rat.

- I don't care.

- A rat, bro.

- Wow, snitches get stitches where I come from.

- Oh, you can't be the rat, Deena.

- I want to be at the top of the list.

- What a rat.

- Listen, I want to be at the top of the list.

- I don't talk to rats. I don't talk to rats.

- If you're Italian, you know you can't ever be a rat.

- I don't talk to rats. I don't talk to rats.

- Deener, the rat. - I can't believe that.

- That's messed up, man.

- ♪ Turn it up, country ♪

♪ Slinging mud in the backwoods outside of town ♪

- Whoa, look at the size of those pigs.

Jeez Louise.

- Holy crap.

- Wow.

- What do they feed them, other pigs?

- Oh, God, Mike. - What?

- It's sizing you up, son.

- Oh, damn.

Mike, you don't want the smoke.

- Here's dinner.

Din-din.

- Come on, fatty.

- Deena--Deena and me fighting.

- The meatballs.

- These pigs running around-- it looks like me and Deena.

Where's our wine? Give me the food.

[laughs] It's terrible.

Speaking of wine, remember the winery we saw?

- [gasps] Yes.

- Ooh, a winery. - Perfect.

- Bye!

- Oh, my God, look at how cute it is!

- I think we should go get some wine.

We did enough farmwork for, like, a year.

I think we're good.

- I'm down.

- That's definitely more my style.

- Thank God. I'm done.

This is not the life that I thought I was gonna live.

And I need a wine.

- It was fun, Mike. Whatever.

It was fun, but I think we're over it.

- We're gonna dip out.

We're going to the winery.

- Oh, man. He's coming at me, man.

- All right, bye. We're going to the winery.

- Okay.

Andrew, amazing.

Thank you so much for your hospitality.

- Thank you so much, Andrew. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you for having us. - Yes, thank you.

- Overall, I feel that the group

took on the role as farmers and really egg-celled.

- Oh, there's our house. - [laughing] That is our house.

- Let's drop our eggs off. - Yeah.

[indistinct chatter]

It's been a long day.

It was a lot of hard labor, you know?

I need to definitely take a break,

just considering I smell like sh*t.

I just need a little breaky-break.

- I can't believe somebody tried to deface your vehicle.

- That's what I'm saying.

That's besmirchment at the highest.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo! We're in a winery.

♪ ♪

- How cute! - I love this.

This scenery is frickin' beautiful.

I'm loving this place.

- Look who beat us here.

- You act like you ain't never been to a winery before.

- Hi, there, ladies and gentlemen.

- Hello. all: Hi.

- How are you? - We're better now.

- Yeah?

I think you'll be even better in a few minutes

once you get some wine.

- Nice. - Oh, yes.

- You could do a little more. [laughter]

- She's not lying. - That's good.

- That's really good.

- Oh, wow, that's tasty. - Isn't it dry?

- This Diet Coke...

- Yeah, it fades nicely. - Wow.

- Are you ready to move on to some reds?

- Oh, sh*t. - I'm ready. I'm ready.

- It is a blend of Cabernet Franc,

along with Merlot and Petit Verdot.

- Oh, yeah, that's nice. This is my favorite one so far.

- Oh, that's b*mb.

- [laughing]

- Guys? - Yes.

- I was in the men's room. - Okay.

- Okay.

- Somebody was blowing up the bathroom, okay?

- Ew, I'm eating.

- I'm gonna be honest with you, I peeked.

I peeked. - Ew!

- Oh, my God! - Ew, you're being a peeper?

- No, no. I peeked. - He's a total peeper.

- I peeked underneath to see the shoes, the shoes.

- You're a peeping Tom.

- The shoes, the shoes, the shoes.

- What did you see? - Who's the shoes?

[flatulence]

- It was Ronnie. - Oh, damn!

- It was Ronnie.

- Ew. Disgusting.

- I knew it. - Are we surprised?

He always blows up the bathroom.

- I know.

Oh, my God!

- Ron, what the [...] comes out of you?

Disgusting. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, it's green. - I know. It's like algae.

- Ew!

- Wait, you know what it is? That olive oil.

- This right here is olive oil from Sorrento, Italy.

And it's, like, really good for you.

Does anybody want to try it? - Ron will do it.

- Shot, shot, shot. - Don't do too much.

- You're gonna sh*t yourself.

You're gonna sh*t yourself on the farm.

- All right, Ron. - Ooh, that's a lot.

- Anybody else? - I'm afraid I'm gonna poopy.

- Oh, my God, you're gonna sh*t your pants.

Oh.

- Yeah.

- Oh, my God, it's the olive-oil shot.

- The olive oil got to him.

RIP to the winery's plumbing system.

- It's been a minute. - It's been a minute.

[laughs]

- Go check on him.

Say, Ron, are you is your butt all right?

- [groans]

- You all right? You all right, brother?

- Overalls are squeezing me. - Yeah, yeah.

You all right? You look a lot lighter.

- [laughs]

- You look a lot lighter, brother,

coming back to the table.

Look a little, like, five pounds lighter.

Was it the olive oil for ya? - Maybe.

- Maybe the olive oil. - Might've been the olive oil.

- Oh, good for you, brother. - I have a challenge for you.

I want to make sure your butt's okay.

- Yeah. - Oh, God.

- Wait, whoa. That didn't sound right.

- Get up. [laughter]

- You're saying a lot of things wrong.

- 'Cause he's got to, like, spread them.

- Oh, wow.

- I'm not doing this.

- Oh, we talking about the prostate.

- [laughing] I don't know if I want to do this.

- So now that you're a cheer dad,

I want you to learn a cartwheel.

- I do know how to do a cartwheel.

Do know how to do a cartwheel?

- I know how to do a cartwheel. I was a cheerleader.

[laughter]

- They're fighting.

- Go, mama.

Show 'em, mama. - [imitates flatulence]

[laughter]

- This is awesome.

Everybody's laughing, having a good time, even Ron and Sam.

I mean, every trip that we do is a step

to minimal awkwardness.

Every time, it's more growth after growth after growth.

[laughter] - Let's go, cheer dad!

- Me being a cheer dad, believe me, I'm out there watching.

You know, I'm learning a couple of things.

- Let's go, cheer dad. - [imitates flatulence]

- Yeah! - Oh, nice.

Yo.

- You did it.

I would give Ron's cartwheel a two.

[buzzer sounds] - My man moved all of an inch.

- It wasn't a cartwheel. It was a cartwheel front flip.

But, like, I love the effort.

- My back and my knees are gonna hurt tomorrow.

- I love to cartwheel and round off.

- I can do a round-off. - Let's see it.

- All right. Right now? - Come on, Pauly.

- I can't run and do it. [cheering]

[laughter]

- You act like you ain't never seen a round-off before.

- Reality?

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

- Hello. - Goodbye.

- Oh! - Oh, my God!

[laughter]

- This is like the beginning of every horror movie.

Four white girls get lost in the woods.

[indistinct chatter] - I did not know that.

- Hello?

- I don't know what just happened.

- What is that?

- Thank you.

- I call shotty. - Let's roll out.

- Ron's driving. - I'm full.

- ♪ We pull up in the club, and you know they ain't... ♪

- Shouldn't have chugged that.

Oh! [laughter]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm tryna get my dough and double up ♪

- Shoes off at the door, people.

- It smells like horse sh*t. Horse sh*t.

- See it?

- Michael, are you wearing your sneakers in here?

- Oh, yeah.

DTF means something different now, okay?

- Now it's down to f*ck.

[laughter]

- Down to farm.

- You're silly. - All right.

And on that note, now that we are officially farmers,

we are going to finish the night farm to table.

Okay? - Ooh, FTT action.

- That sounds good.

- Put your comfies on, and I'll meet you guys

back here in a minute. - That sounds fun.

- Sounds good. - See you guys later.

I like this trip so far.

[static whirs] - Oh.

- Hello? - Hello?

- Hi, a package arrived for you guys.

- Oh, sh*t, the Angelina package.

For a while now, Angelina feels like she's

not part of the family.

- Sometimes I do feel like I'm like the black sheep

of the family.

I do feel sometimes left out of the crew.

- Like, we all move as one.

- But that's the thing.

Like, I feel like I'm not part of the one.

- And I really hope Angelina sees that we care for her,

especially after getting this gift.

- Look how cute it is.

- Oh, that's perfect. - Oh.

- I love pictures and memories. - Your house if full of them.

- You know what I got for my mother-in-law once?

It was like a family-tree blanket.

- Maybe we can incorporate pictures, family tree.

- I hope this tree helps her with what she's going through.

She's been working on herself.

I am just super proud of her.

I want to put a smile on her face.

- I feel like she's gonna cry.

- Look at all the things we've been through.

The apocalypse.

[all shout]

- You love it.

- The city--when you guys went to the city.

- Yo, what up, bro? - Nothing to see here.

- This is our boat ride in Nashville.

- Yeah.

[laughter]

- That was the best. - That was a good one.

- She's gonna love this.

- ♪ This is how we do it ♪

♪ ♪

♪ This is how we do it ♪

- Got the jumpsuit on tonight?

- Yeah. - Yeah? Taking over for me?

- Yes, sir. You know I love the jumpsuits, huh?

So what's up, man? What's new?

- I actually got a offer to do another speaking engagement.

- Oh, word? - Yeah, out in California.

Maybe I come to you and your insight.

- Yeah.

- I want to be able to tell my side of the story,

but in a better way that people could actually

maybe relate to me more.

For once in my life, everything is actually really good.

I'm getting my life back.

The first time I did it, I went in kind of like--

you know, I was nervous. - Oh.

- Uh, let's see, where do I begin?

I went home, and I was like, damn,

I forgot to talk about this.

This was big. - Yeah.

I'm very excited to see where Ronnie's journey leads him.

It seems that he is on the right path.

He's doing the right thing.

And there is no limit for that.

- I was just in the gym the other day,

and a guy came up to me and was like,

"I was diagnosed with cancer last year."

And he's like, "Just seeing you here gives me motivation."

- Hell, yeah.

- And I was like, "How does that give you"--

But just, you know, it's crazy that, you know,

we affect people in so many ways.

That's why I want to be able to tell my story

and have people relate to it.

- And 'cause of where you're at now--

you're on the other side, right?

- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

- So now you can bare your soul about all of that craziness,

'cause that's the test and testimony.

You can give every detail of what it is.

And it's also gonna be very therapeutic for you as well.

When you help other people, you help yourself.

It keeps you going in that forward momentum.

- Definitely want to try to be a good role model,

and hopefully I'll be able to give back like Mike does.

Like, some people feel like when they hit rock bottom,

they don't know where else to go.

But the only place you can go is up.

- Rock solid, kid. What's up, family?

- Hey, what's up, fellas?

What are you guys talking about?

- I got a offer to do another speaking engagement.

- Oh, dope.

I think that's the next step in his recovery,

because when you're going around telling everybody

you're on the right path, you have to stay on the right path.

So he's taking accountability, and it's helping himself

while helping others.

- When you was getting dragged from vehicles,

did we ever think he was gonna come back from that?

- No, that was a rough time. - That was rough.

- Were you dragged from the car?

- What?

- How did you end up outside of the vehicle?

- I just got out, and she pulled off and--

- But you were still hung up on the seat belt?

- Was it an accident? - Yeah, it was an accident.

It's hard sometimes.

When I watch it, I'm like, damn.

Like this is some dark sh*t.

- I think you know this already,

but that beast is always gonna be inside of you.

- The devil's always in the parking lot.

- It's always gonna be there,

and you got to make good decisions going forward,

or that devil can come out once again.

- Yeah, I got to make decisions for myself and Ariana.

- Oh, yes.

- Now it's like every decision I make is about her.

- I told you you'd be inspiring people.

- Yeah.

- You know who inspired him for this outfit?

Tony Soprano. [laughter]

- This is it, cozy.

[upbeat music]

- Hello?

That's f*cking weird.

Dude, wait. Are you saying that because you know somebody's

recording right now? - Stop that.

- [screams]

You don't like being recorded?

Being in this house, my own house here, it's been nice.

But also, my cottage is basically haunted.

- Reality? I'm out!

I'm out! I'm out!

I'm out!

That's f*cking crazy. That's f*cking crazy.

That's f*cking crazy.

- Oh, man. - Boys, look at us.

They said we wasn't gonna make it.

They said we wasn't gonna make it.

Look at us.

- Now we're going farm to table.

- Yeah. Damn.

Big Daddy Sitch

has planned a special

farm-to-table Italian feast.

DTF was down to, uh-- Now it's down to farm, kid.

Right now things are good within the squad.

And I hope this dinner keeps us on a good path.

- All right, guys, we need to get that picture

to the restaurant.

So I'm thinking I'll call Mike, tell him to grab Ange

on the way to dinner.

We'll get the canvas, and we'll hide it.

- You think she'll cry? - I don't know.

- I would cry.

- I wouldn't cry, but I would appreciate it so much.

- It's, like, a meaningful thing.

I hope she feels, like, just, like...

I hope she feels the love.

- You're a little softie inside, J.

[line trilling]

- Yo.

- I would be bawling, too. - Should I--

I'll call back when we're ready.

- Yo. [line beeps]

What the f*ck?

- This is a nice convo. I'll call back in a minute.

- No, call back. We're done. - Okay.

- [laughs] I love you for that, though.

- Hello.

- Hey, what are you guys doing?

- Who dis?

- It's Deena.

- [laughs]

- You f*cking weirdo.

We have a little special gift for Angelina.

- Oh, my God, you got her a new man?

- sh*t. I'm out of here.

- What happened?

- [laughs] - Did you just hang up?

- Yes, he's annoying me.

[line trilling]

Oh, he's calling me back.

- Deena? - Hello.

- You got her a pig?

[line beeps]

- What did he say? - You got her a pig?

- What is this?

Okay. I see what type of game you're playing.

Watch this.

- [laughing] Hey, Mike.

- Who is this? - It's Deena.

[line beeps]

all: Oh! - Oh, my God.

[laughter]

- Now we're in frickin' phone wars.

- Oh, my God, she's calling back.

What's she gonna say?

Meatballs Anonymous. Do you need help?

- Goodbye. [line beeps]

- Oh, my God. She hung up on me again.

- Damn, she called you just to hang up on you.

- Oh, my God.

[line trilling]

- Are you ready to be an adult.

- Don't hang up, Deena. I'm gonna do it first. Bye.

[line beeps]

[all screaming]

[laughter]

[line trilling]

- Hello.

- All right, let's be adults.

- Yes, let's be adults. I'm hanging up first.

[line beeps] - No, no, me!

- Are we ?

- Yo, times, it says they called.

[line trilling] - Wait, don't hang up.

- D, let's do a truce.

- I will listen.

[line beeps]

[laughter] - Oh, damn.

- Oh, my God, D.

- He hung up. - No.

[laughs] Okay, okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

- Oh, you're calling me now, Mike?

All right.

- D, I'm very sorry.

Let's do a truce... - Okay.

- And let's eat.

- Okay. We have a special surprise.

If we could have you boys get Angelina

and bring her to dinner, and we'll meet you there.

- Okay, sounds good.

- That was it. - That's all we needed to say.

- That was it. - That's all she wrote.

- Oh, my God, one more thing. Bye.

[line beeps]

- I f*cking hate all of you. [laughter]

[line beeps]

- Mr. P. - M.

- R. - P.

Mr. P.

- Son of a b*tch.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hey, I'm the life of the party ♪

♪ Shots all around for everybody ♪

- Yo, Ron, you gonna get Ange? - Yeah, I'll go in and get her.

- All right.

- ♪ If I spin it ♪

- Angelina, we're leaving! - I'm here, I'm here.

- Angelina!

- It said voice. - Voice.

No, it didn't. - What?

- It just said it. It just said--

Pauly, it said so many crazy things upstairs.

- Oh, my God.

- Look, yo, it was saying recorders,

and then it says, stop that.

- Come on, guys, I'm hungry.

- Uh-oh. - Hungry.

- Stop. - Oh, it just said "hungry"!

[laughter]

- It did sound like "hungry."

- Oh, it's freezing.

- Oh, is it a full moon, dude?

- This is, like, the beginning of every horror movie.

Four white girls get lost in the woods.

[electronic music]

- ♪ I'm feeling good ♪

♪ I'm feeling right, aviator status ♪

- Let's go, baby.

Let's go.

Farm-to-table Italian.

- We have to hide this, guys.

- We should do a séance right here at this table.

- It's pretty out here.

- Oh, my God, how did we not see this?

- This is beautiful.

Why don't we hide it behind here?

- That's perfect. - I can't wait to see Mike.

- Oh, oh.

- Welcome to our greenhouse. - Hello, Michael.

Hello, Michael. - Come here, D.

- You guys were playing quite the game of phone tag, huh?

- That was fun. That was so fun.

- Oh, she was screaming, f*ck you.

- I love that you didn't pick up the last time after you--

- It was done. It was done.

- Oh, because you won?

- No, it was just done. - We said truce.

[imitates whoosh] - Truce, Bruce.

Oh, my God!

No!

Wow!

- She said, see ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.

- Hang up!

- Buonasera.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

My name is Marco Tarantino.

We will serve you a lovely dinner tonight.

We have some crostini with some mascarpone cheese,

prosciutto, and apple.

We're gonna also have some classic polenta

with sausage and meatball.

And we're also gonna have a salad

of golden beets and mozzarella.

After that, I will prepare for you a typical Roman dish.

I was born and raised in Rome.

It's called cacio e pepe. It will be individually served.

- Nikki is gonna lose her mind

when she hears we're having cacio e pepe.

It's her favorite dish on the planet.

- It's my favorite. - Buon appetito.

[both speaking Italian] - Grazie.

- Oh, my God, this is gonna be f*cking amazing.

Everything is gonna be fresh like we're in Italy.

I cannot wait to eat.

- Oh, hey. - It smells frickin' amazing.

- Forget about it. - This is like a dream.

- This dinner feels like it came

straight from the mother country.

- Roasted beets, fresh mozzarella.

- Ooh, fresh beets.

In the Italian culture,

you get the best of people, of food.

Hence, what we're doing right now.

- All right, like I told you before,

this is a typical dish of Rome.

It's called cacio e pepe.

We gonna melt the first layer of the cheese here.

- I'm totally mesmerized right now.

- Same. It's amazing.

- They have to make the sauce.

And you have to melt the cheese

and then mix it with the pasta water.

- Pauly, are you sending it to Nikki?

- Yeah.

- All right, first, we dump the pasta here.

More cheese in here.

Of course, black pepper.

- It's happening.

- What's happening? - Mike's eatin'.

- Yeah. [laughs]

- It's delicious. - Molto bene.

- Okay.

- Oh, this looks amazing.

- Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

- Mm.

This is the best one I've ever had.

- Buon appetito, everyone, okay?

Thank you. - Delicious. Thank you so much.

- Grazie, grazie, grazie. - This is very nice.

- I know she's been working on herself, going to therapy.

Like, I didn't want to bother her with it,

but now we can talk about it.

- Wait, have they contacted your parents?

- She made contact with her mom.

- Pauly doesn't know. - Oh, my God.

She made contact with her mom.

- No, I did not know that. - It was very dramatic.

- I never forget about you, and I love you.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- But I was crying.

- She doesn't know it's Snooki.

- Smart.

I'm just, like, so intrigued by her whole story,

because at the end of the day, my circumstances

did not go well.

But for Nicole, I really hope it's a different outcome.

Oh, my God.

- She looks like me.

- I got to see her again. - Holy sh*t, dude.

- Twins.

- Show Ron also. That is my birth mom.

- It looks like you.

- I'm so happy for you. - Me too.

- All she said was, are you angry with me?

- Mm. - And she was crying.

- Whoa.

- And she was like, thank you for understanding.

I love you so much.

- Aw, Nicole, I love you. - I know.

And I said, I have an amazing life.

I have three kids now.

She was like, I'm so glad.

- Oh, wow. - Amazing.

- I always thought, like, if I grew up in Chile

and I stayed there, obviously, I wouldn't be with Jionni.

I wouldn't have my kids.

I probably would've never moved to Jersey.

I love my life.

- What she did, it afforded you to have the opportunities

and the family and the life you are living today,

which is beautiful.

- Stop!

- How would you have grown up if you were in Chile?

Like, there would be no Snooki.

- Party's here!

Let me dance!

[grunting]

- I'm so pretty, b*tch.

Happy birthday!

- Can you believe that?

Like, the world wouldn't have a Snooki.

That would be awful.

- We did it. all: Cheers.

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ I got the rhythm, like boom, boom ♪

♪ I'm like a wildfire ♪

- Yo, this stuff is good.

- All right, did you guys want to go to the bonfire?

- Oh, yeah, let's go.

- Bonfire. - Did anybody bring any snacks?

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, there's blankies. This is beautiful.

- Ooh. Oh, my goodness. - Oh, this is cute.

- Right in my wheelhouse, man.

- I'm on fire. - Oh, my God.

- What? - Situation. Here.

- Mike, are you kidding me? - Thank you.

This right here, guys, is campfire necessities.

- What campfire does he go to?

Oh, my God. - I got some Italian.

All right, look at these bad boys.

- Mozzarella sticks?

- Don't leave home without them.

Fresh mozzarella. - I'll take it.

- The Italian sausage.

Sweet Italian sausage because not everybody likes it spicy.

Who's up for some pizza rolls?

- How you gonna cook them? Where the a microwave at?

- What do you mean? You put them by the fire.

Oh, sh*t, I got it.

- Wait, do you really put it on there?

I didn't know if that would actually cook it.

- Yeah.

It's a little Sorrentino tradition.

- What the f*ck is happening?

- Holy sh*t.

I don't think you can roast those like marshmallows, Mike.

- This is the equivalent to an air fryer.

- No, it's not.

- I think this is what he did in prison on the radiator.

[laughter]

- This has been a really amazing trip.

I think we really bonded.

And I'm really glad all of us were here.

And definitely Vinny is missed as well, so...

- Times like this makes you stop

and appreciate what's most important in life,

which is friends and family.

And where I'm at in my life right now,

it's like, I'm exactly where I dreamt to be.

That's where I always wanted to be.

I wanted to be a successful DJ, touring.

And I love taking these breaks in between

and spending time with you guys.

- I love that.

Pauly, you're the coolest out of all of us.

- No, stop it. - We love that.

- [laughs] Love you guys.

- I missed a lot of being with you guys,

and being back recently feels really good to see everybody.

And I love you, Nicole.

[laughter]

And I missed a lot with you guys,

and it feels good to be back.

- It's good to have you back, though.

- It is. - Yeah, I missed you guys.

Moments like this, I missed-- - We missed you, too, Ron.

- I look forward to more. And I love you guys.

- I'm just, of course, so happy to be here with you guys

and just, like, doing things like this.

My life is crazy.

You know, planning a wedding and baby stuff.

It's just, like, a lot.

And I want to say thank you all for all your support.

It means so much to me.

So thank you guys. I love you all.

- I always cry at campfires.

- I f*cking love you guys.

[laughter] - I love it. I love you.

- I love you guys so much.

I love you, and I love Pauly. I love all of you!

[laughter]

- I love this sh*t. - Beautiful.

- I love all my friends.

You guys are amazing. I love you so much.

And, you know, I never get a night out.

I really don't, because I'm so busy with the kids.

[all shouting happily]

[humming gibberish]

I felt like I wanted to be a vampire,

and I felt dirty.

- All right, well, no.

[laughter] - I just want to be a vampire.

- Let's get dirty. - Dirty!

[laughter]

- I'm gonna pee my pants!

And I would die for you, so let me know.

I'll die for you.

- We'll let you know.

- All right, let me know.

Cheers.

[laughter] - Cheers.

- I'm so happy to be here and experience this

with all the roommates.

I love the good times.

We've been doing this for so long,

and sh*t that has been meant to break us apart,

it didn't succeed, so we're unbreakable.

So I just want to thank you guys for being there for me,

for opening up my eyes and teaching me things

that I didn't know about myself that I needed to know.

- There's only two options we see you going at this point--

jail or death.

- We'll be with you every step of the way,

but if you start to go in the other direction,

hope could be lost.

- Yeah, and I definitely don't want that.

Because when it's you, you don't want to admit it,

or you don't want to see it.

I just want to move forward with all of you guys

and not look backwards ever again.

- You got it, mama.

- You're in the right direction.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, keep moving forward, Ange.

- Cheers to Ange. - Cheers to Ange.

- Cheers.

- Ange is in such a good headspace right now.

And nothing is, like, dramatic or forced or negative.

I love this for her.

- Wow, guys. - Look at us.

- Look at us. - We're good.

Can you go grab me my thing?

- Me? - The thing?

- Oh.

- Can you go grab me my thing? - Oh, okay.

- I don't feel good.

- I'll stay with Jenni and make sure she's okay.

- Come on, Nicole. Nobody move my drink.

[laughter]

- I can't believe we almost totally forgot

about the gift for Angelina.

- [laughs] Where are we going?

- Come on, we're gonna get Angelina's picture.

- What are you doing?

- We're bringing her picture out.

- Oh, sh*t. - You forgot about the picture?

- I totally forgot about the picture.

- [sighs]

What did you think I was bringing you here for?

- I thought we were trying to find her eyelash.

- Wait, whose eyelash?

What are you talking about?

I am so confused. Whose eyelash are we finding?

- [laughs]

- Wait, whose-- - [laughs] I thought--

- Whose eyelash?

- I thought we were being a good girlfriend.

- [chuckles] My meatball is definitely sauced.

You thought we were looking for an eyelash?

- Yeah.

Oh.

Anything can happen.

- Get it, Nicole.

- Hello?

- I don't know what just happened.

- What is that?

- Oh, yeah, wake up. Yeah!

[rooster crowing] - [groans]

- Yeah, buddy.

- It's too early, damn it.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ When I do it with my girls ♪

♪ ♪

- What are you doing? - You forgot about the picture?

- I thought we were trying to find our eyelash.

- Wait, whose eyelash?

- All right, you're good. No, no.

No, no, no. Don't show it yet.

We're gonna talk.

We'll talk first, and then we'll be ready.

Wait, come on this side.

No, we're gonna talk first, then we'll reveal.

Come on this side. This side.

- No. Now we're fighting.

- Now we're all fighting. I can't.

- Wait, wait, wait. - f*ck you, Jenni.

- Everyone shut up.

- What is going on right now?

- What is it? - Okay.

- Everyone shut up.

- Go to your seat.

[laughter]

- Ange, you've always said you feel

like the black sheep of the family

and you're not part of it.

But we've always felt like you're part of it.

- Mm-hmm.

- You've f*cking been here, b*tch.

We love you.

- We're a dysfunctional f*cking family.

That's what we are.

Ange, we really hope that you love--

shut the f*ck up.

But you're part of it.

- Thank you. - Okay?

- That means the world to me. - Always!

- Why are you screaming?

- You're yelling at her. - You're yelling at her.

Because of that, we wanted to make you something special.

- This is for you, Ange.

- Oh, my God.

- It's a family tree. - Hey, I'm in here.

- I love that. - Look at that, man.

- Come on.

- Thank you.

This beautiful collage is showing me that

we have had a lot of good times, me and the roomies.

You know, I need to stop focusing on the negative.

Thank you, guys. This means the world.

- Oh, it's nice, Ange. Very nice.

- I love it, guys.

- It's literally a family tree.

- Thank you so much.

I definitely needed this because I don't

really have too many people that stand by my side.

Thank you again, guys.

It feels good to just have love right now,

especially from the roommates, because this is a time

where I really need people. I really need friends.

- I hope you love it.

- Right now Ange seems like she's very touched.

She feels like she's not part of the family,

and I've been there.

But I was able to come out on the other side,

and that's what I want for Ange as well.

- I have to tell you, this trip,

I have laughed the most I think I've laughed

in all of our trips.

- That's because Vinny's not here.

- It's so weird.

- Guys, on that note, what a great night.

- What a great bonfire.

- I'm not going anywhere.

- No, let's at least go to our house.

Come on.

- Ooh, this is so spooky.

b*tch, we're in the woods.

How do you know where you're going?

- I am MapQuest in my head.

I know where I live.

Ow.

- Have a lot of drink.

Oh! [vocalizing]

- Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna head to bed.

- Jenni, I'll see you.

I don't think I'll see you in the morning.

So I'll see you soon.

- See ya, loser.

- Do you want to go sit outside?

- I would love that.

[mumbling] Ooh.

[upbeat music playing]

- Okay.

That's the song you put on.

- Love you, b*tch!

Anything can happen.

- Get it, Nicole.

That's how you give a f*cking lap dance,

ladies and gentlemen. - All right.

- Get it, girl. - All right.

- It's not working.

- All right, I'll do it.

- Hello?

- I don't know what just happened.

- What is that?

- I messed up.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Baddest man on the planet ♪

♪ Live life free but take nothing for granted ♪

[rooster crowing]

- Oh, yeah! Wake up! Yeah!

There's no sleeping on a farm!

Come on!

♪ ♪

- Hey, you awake?

- Just packing up, yeah. Quite the trip, huh?

- Yeah, no drama for once, bro. That's the one thing I noticed.

- This only confirms what we already knew:

Vinny is the problem.

- Where are you off to next?

- I do Toronto, Houston, Las Vegas,

and then I got a day off, so.

- Nice. - What about you?

- I go back tonight. I gotta get Ariana tomorrow.

- Nice.

- And then I gotta prepare for--

I got another speaking engagement coming up.

- Oh, cool. - In California.

I'll see you before then. - Yeah, definitely.

[laughter]

And then onto the next one. - Yeah.

- Leaving the farm, it was nice to get

a little bit of a taste of it.

One last wake up for the crew.

[rooster crowing]

- Oh, very tired.

- Now it's time to get back to my real life.

Oh, yeah, wake up. Yeah!

- What the f*ck? [laughs]

- And that's farm life, people.

Yeah, buddy!

- It's too early, damn it.

- DJ Pauly D out.

[upbeat music]

both: Good morning.

- It's too cold.

- I have to be honest, Mike,

this might have been my favorite trip ever.

- Oh, my God, stop it!

It was--it was fun.

- I had a really great time this trip.

- Yeah. - Yeah, it was a good trip.

- Oh, there's Nicole. [clattering]

- sh*t.

- Oh. - Do you need help?

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- An elephant in a china shop.

- Okay, God.

She's got it. - Can we leave?

- I want to leave now.

- I'm so tired. - Yes. We're ready to go.

- I want to be in my own house.

- I'm gonna go check on Ange. I'll be right back.

- It's too bright out right now.

My eyes are k*lling me.

- Ange?

- Yeah, I'm coming down.

- Where you at? - I'm up here.

I'm packing all my sh*t.

- What's up? What's up? Come on.

- Hi. Good morning.

- It's been really good to see the real Angelina, you know?

How was--how was the trip?

What do you--

- I mean, better than-- like, than I expected, like.

- Yeah.

- You know, I'm happy because I needed that right now,

especially--especially, like, you know,

first week and just-- it's a lot.

- Yeah.

- But it's like, I've been going

to extensive therapy about my own sh*t.

- It's an adjustment, yeah.

- Yeah, I'm not used to, like,

a f*cking : to : type thing.

But it's not : to :. - Yeah.

It looks like Angelina's on the right track,

and--and that's all we really want.

We want Angelina to be happy, and we want to continue

to make memories with the squad.

And I also wanted to, um, extend the invite

this Sunday to Luna's baptism.

And if you're available, we would love to have you.

- Oh, definitely. I'll definitely go.

I think it's very nice he's inviting me.

I would love to go to all his kids' events.

I don't want to be taken out of them anymore.

- All the girls are here.

Um.

- Not all the girls are here. - Yes.

I mean, listen, I really wish things were different.

And hopefully she works through her own stuff.

- I own up to sh*t that I've done in the past.

And going forward, I really hope that this

is the new normal for us.

All right. Thank you. - All right, thank you, girl.

- It was a great trip. - I'll see you on Sunday.

- Yeah. - All right, let's go.

- Look at us. - Look at us.

- ♪ I'm already flawless ♪

- How are you not tired?

- Morning. - Morning.

- All right, let's go.

We're leaving now. - Bye!

- Peace out, South Jersey. We're out of here.

- Cape May, it's been real.

both: Bye, South Jersey.

- One of the best trips ever.

- ♪ Feel fresh 'cause we just begun ♪

♪ Sad song gonna touch the sun ♪

♪ We get together when the night is young ♪

- Babe, I'm back.

- Welcome home.

[upbeat music]

- How was it?

- Actually, it was, like, one of the best trips.

- Really? - [laughs] Yeah.

- Tell me about the South.

- Chickens f*cking smell.

Because we had to clean chickens.

I almost threw up. - You cleaned chickens?

- No, I threw up. - Yeah.

- It was surprisingly a very good trip, honey.

- It was?

- It was like positive vibes only.

- I love that.

[soft music]

- Okay.

- ♪ I saw a sh**ting star tonight ♪

- Cape May actually turned out to be

a really nice vacation for me.

Where can I put this now? This is so nice.

The girls made me a beautiful family tree,

and it's so sweet that they did that for me.

It would look nice here, maybe.

It will look off, though,

because there's nothing over here.

Right now I'm in this house by myself.

. has been moved out for a while,

and I'm very happy with myself for ending things

because he's finally out of my life.

This thing will fit in here.

Wait, why is it fitting so perfectly?

It's supposed to be here, I guess.

The family tree on my mantle makes me feel better

now about being on my own.

This is a big transition, but I think

that if I keep working on myself,

everything's gonna be okay.

How nice. What a great fam.

- We wanna ask you to officiate our wedding.

- We are gathered here today

to witness and celebrate Christopher and--

Oh sh*t, I did this already.

[crickets chirping]

Yeah, I had some wine.

- I just feel like no one's there for me.

Like, no one.

It's just like, it's too much.

- You can keep a secret? - Yeah.

[glass clinking]

- Nikki, um...

- What's happening?