08x10 - Jamaican Beef

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Welcome to Jamaica!

- I'm so excited to experience Nikki's culture.

- I'm on a "vaya-cation!"

- Jamaica, we out here!

- I'm on a "vaya-cation!"

- She is exiting a very toxic relationship.

- Don't f*cking eat it.

Vinny .?

He's starting sh*t with me again.

I'm just f*cking over it.

I just lost my f*cking dog.

Because I've already endured enough sh*t.

- Ahh! - Good to see ya.

Rochelle is Nikki's best friend.

They're like sisters.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

And I'm meeting Faith, Rochelle's mother,

who's sort of like a mother figure to her.

- I love her so much.

She's my daughter.

- So this is a big deal.

- Mike, where have you had sex?

- Oh, my-- - What's the craziest place?

- Oh, my gosh, what is this?

- I don't think it's your place to ask.

- Lauren, Relax.

Take several seats, please.

- All right, all right.

- Guys, come on. Can we get security?

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I was in the right place at the right time ♪

♪ In the right place at the right time ♪

- I am so excited to be here in Jamaica.

It's hot.

And I'm excited for like, the nice weather.

I want some drinks.

I want to explore.

I want to see the roomies.

Like, I'm ready to have a good time here.

Occupation?

- No, your job.

What do you do?

- I don't even know what I do.

I'm myself.

- That's your plate.

You can't look at the camera.

- [screaming]

- [yelling]

- [farts]

- [laughs]

I did get arrested before.

I'm like, am I allowed in this country?

Get the [bleep] off!

I'm a [bleep] good person!

- And Jamaica is paradise.

- I'm not really a beach person.

- Not really a beach person? - I want to like, explore.

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I am so looking forward to going to Jamaica.

This is actually the first international trip

I've taken with the roommates since Italy,

like, back in the day.

Where are you?

You have a wedgie.

- I know.

- I was a little nervous to come on this trip

because of what I'm going through with IVF stuff.

I just need to take a shot every day.

And then also, towards the end of the vacation,

I switch over to estrogen patches to, I guess,

make my lining nice and thick and prepared for an

embryo transfer.

- We're going international.

- I got to go so bad.

- And it feels kind of exciting.

I love the islands.

I love the sun.

I love island gals.

And I can tell this is gonna be a good time.

♪ ♪

- This is gonna be so much fun.

♪ ♪

- How far is the hotel?

[car horn honks]

- [gasps] Oh, my God.

This feels like "Grand Theft Auto."

This is how my son plays.

Oh, my God.

[car horn honks]

Oh, my God, you're gonna hit him.

I thought we reckless drove in Jersey.

Who the f*ck drives like this?

[horns honking]

This guy is driving like a nut bag.

[horns honking]

[car horn honking]

Let me call Boo.

- Hello.

- It's me.

I'm about to crash.

I'm on my way to the hotel.

- Amazing.

We're outside.

[horns honking]

- We're dying. We're dying.

I can't hear you.

I don't think I have service here.

- Welcome to Jamaica.

- Thank you.

I need a f*cking drink.

I almost died.

Still alive.

I'm ready for Jamaica now.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Get with the style ♪

♪ Get with the style ♪

- How cool!

- ♪ Come get with the style ♪

♪ I get with the style ♪

- Hi. Oh.

Thank you.

I don't usually do these tropical drinks because it

gives me "dia-rears."

It hurts my belly.

But I mean, I'll have one.

Jamaica!

Hi.

You're pretty.

Cheers to Jamaica.

- So this is the band, and you also would be able to have

your butlers assist you. - Butler?

- Yes. You're going to have butlers.

Oh, sure.

This is lovely.

Thank you.

- Can I have some jerk chicken and some rice?

- Yeah.

- I'm going to get some rice.

- Oh.

I got a bongo band following me.

Like, what the f*ck?

- Time to get a little bit of a payback.

- Oh, yeah? - I have an idea.

I hope Mike doesn't think he's actually gonna get away

with what he did last night.

- There's my family.

- What in the world?

- Did Mike just crash our anniversary?

- Yes.

- I got something in store for him.

Whenever he goes anywhere in this whole property,

there's gonna be a loud band playing.

[saxophone music]

[upbeat music]

- All right, so we're going down?

- I'm so excited to be in Jamaica.

How freaking beautiful is it here?

[steel drum music]

Oh, wow.

You're gonna get a tan here.

- Your friends are over here.

- Boo!

- I made it!

Sweating b*ll s*ck.

- It's hot here.

- I am sweating!

It's beautiful though.

Mwah! This is cute.

- Welcome to Jamaica.

- Oh, where's-- where's the boys?

- Oh, Mike's coming.

- Good morning.

- He's got a saxophone. - Hi, Nicole.

- Hi, Mike. - How are you?

- How are you? - How are you?

- You have a band? - Yes!

- That's nice.

- They follow me wherever I go.

- You're lying. - I'm not joking.

- That's like your theme song.

- It's like my theme music. Yes.

Wherever I go, they follow me.

- Oh, my God.

- Is Vinny here yet?

- Vinny's coming with Sam, I think.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Smells like Staten Island.

Smells like Jamaica, Queens.

- That's me.

- Hi, guys.

Welcome to Jamaica.

- Let's go.

[reggae music]

♪ ♪

- You got that coconut for me?

That's real Jamaica coconut.

- I feel like he's gonna hit his hand.

- No, this is like, how we peel oranges.

We grew up off the land, like everything,

we just pick a jelly, pick everything from the trees.

- There's no preservative or anything.

- Yeah. - Just straight off the tree.

- I love that.

Being in Jamaica with Rochelle and Faith

is so awesome for me

because Nikki basically grew up with them.

And you always want to experience

where your significant other came from.

- You gotta try that. Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Wow.

Oh, my gosh, that's so nice and so romantic.

- Rochelle, are you seeing anyone?

- That's an interesting question.

- I do.

- Oh, please don't say Vinny.

[laughter]

Do not say Vinny.

- He's a good guy?

- He's a good guy, but Vinny is very particular.

- Nikki's just being a hater right now.

She doesn't think Rochelle's right for Vinny.

But I'm like, ah, stop being a hater.

Let's just see what happens.

He's a bit of a mama's boy, if that's OK.

- I don't like mama's boys.

- Mama's boys can be good. - No.

- They can be good.

- No, they treat you good.

- They treat you like their mother.

- Nothing is wrong with that. - See?

She's Team Vinny.

- She don't even-- you don't even know him.

Yeah.

- Yeah, they are recommending him.

- Highly recommended.

- I trust Nikki.

- So, Nikki, you would recommend him?

- Yeah.

[laughter]

- You know him, Nikki?

- She does.

- Nikki knows him.

- I know him too much.

[upbeat music]

- Here we are.

- Jamaica!

- It's been many years for me.

- The girls here are my type.

I talk to a lot of Caribbean women in New York City.

I think they're beautiful.

I like the vibe.

I like the laid-back chillness, the positivity.

Something tells me that they won't be on our resort.

And they're sexy.

I think we have like, women from Ohio, probably.

- You never know.

- He's a good guy.

- He is a good guy.

- We did three dating shows for him.

- And none of them worked. - Mm-mm.

- That's a red flag.

- No, don't say that. - Mommy.

- No, that's only because he didn't--

- It's because he's very picky.

- Yes, I don't blame-- - And you are not, Rochelle?

- If you're on three dating shows--

- Rochelle.

- --you have all these women to pick

from and not one you can pick?

- women.

- Not even one?

- I don't think it was his fault.

And you weren't on the show. That's why.

- He's your friend.

So you're gonna-- you're gonna boost him up.

- Nah, we'll see.

- Yeah.

- You should come back to the resort.

Just meet him.

If you catch a vibe, you catch a vibe.

If you, you don't.

- I'll come back to spend some more time with Nikki.

- Yeah.

Matchmaking in full effect here in Jamaica.

- Don't say nothing to him. - Yeah.

- Just leave it. - Yeah.

Let them introduce themselves together--

- I like that plan.

- --and get to know each other, yeah.

- That's the plan. - Yeah.

- Beautiful. It's time to go.

[laughter]

- I'm gonna bring Rochelle back to the resort,

and I'm just gonna see what happens.

Why not? You never know.

Rochelle's mom is even into the idea.

- So, Paul--

- Very nice to meet you.

- Nice meeting you.

- I'll see you again soon. - Yeah, soon.

- Yeah. - OK, Paul.

- See you in a sec.

- Bye.

- So, what do you guys think about him?

- Oh, gosh, he's gorgeous.

[laughter]

- Yeah, I like him.

I like him.

He's a good fit for you.

You guys have good chemistry.

- You met him before, so-- - Yeah.

- So what do you think?

You're going to get married soon?

- Who's toxic?

- Maybe it's just the way it comes out.

- No, she's a b*tch.

Don't f*ck with me.

Don't f*ck with me.

- I've only been here for two hours,

and there's already a sit-down.

This is not how I want to spend this trip.

- Congratulate yourself.

You're a trigger.

- Vinny, this is Rochelle.

This is my boyfriend.

- Rochelle is really cute.

- Is this your real friend or you cast-- you casted her?

- For life.

- Oh, OK.

- No. [laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- So what do you think?

You're gonna get married soon?

- Oh, that's not a question for me.

[laughter]

- Who knows?

- You wanna--

[laughter]

OK.

Let's go.

- I'm happy seeing you again.

- Me too.

I'll come back and visit soon.

- Yeah.

I'll see you at the hotel. - Yeah.

- You drive.

- All right.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Where's Ange?

She's not hanging today?

- Ange, I think, is refusing to leave her room, I think.

- Should I call her?

- I think there's a lot of negativity going on

with the breakup with . that has followed us

all the way here to Jamaica.

- Yep.

- I'll call her.

- Your call has been forwarded to an automated--

- She's not answering.

- She's not answering you either?

- There's no drama, but there's drama.

- That's not healthy at all.

Angelina is still going through it from losing Peanut.

I feel like a chunk of her is missing.

It'll get easier, but I feel like right now, like,

she's just--

she's in a hole.

All right, so I didn't miss much.

- Hey, lunchtime.

- Hey.

- Ooh.

Who got the chips and guac?

That's yummy.

- So what's the plan for the rest of the evening?

- I think we're going for an activity, right?

- I don't know.

Do you have any good ideas for us?

- We have an all-day tour that includes zip-lining--

- No, sir.

- --ATVs--

- Ooh, I'll do an ATV.

- Ooh, I'll drive something.

- I'll drive some ATVs.

- I can make the proper arrangements.

- OK. - ATV.

- Thank you so much.

- You guys want to go? - Yeah.

- Schvitzing.

- Swamp a*s.

- Oh, it's so bad.

[saxophone music]

- It freaks me out.

- It's-- it's wherever I go.

- I can't with this f*cking band.

I don't know what, why, how, or when, but this sh*t

is like a sitcom episode.

♪ ♪

- [singing indistinctly]

♪ ♪

- I'll see you guys in a little?

- Yes, yes, yes.

Let's freshen up.

- Ange, it's me.

Even though Angelina won't come out of her room,

she's not answering anybody, I still want to check on her.

Because she did text me and say,

I can't wait for you to get here.

Ange, it's me.

I'm here!

Are you coming out, you freak show?

I think you should get out.

We're in Jamaica.

- Who's toxic?

- Like, uh, what the f*ck?

Why didn't anyone tell me?

I just got here. I don't know what's happening.

- Yeah, she was like-- we were talking.

We were having a great dinner.

I got there later.

We were talking about, like, where

are the craziest sex places were like we--

me and you talk about it.

Like, oh, I had sex in here.

You never had sex on the beach? - No.

- I don't think so.

- Have you ever had sex in a car?

- Yeah. - Wow.

- Exactly.

- And everyone's laughing.

I go, Mike, where was the craziest place you had sex?

Mike, where have you had sex?

- No, married. - Oh, please.

- Yes, married. - It doesn't have to be like--

- Plead the fifth. - It could be with her.

And I didn't mean other women, I meant maybe them two,

you know?

We're not gonna do this here.

- I just don't think it's your place to ask to--

- No, Lauren, I was never--

- If he doesn't want to share it,

then he doesn't want to share it.

- I know, I just thought he was going to share it.

- Well, he said no three times. - Lauren, relax.

Peanut passing away has resurrected me

to the point where it's like, Mama, don't

take people's sh*t no more.

- b*tch, I just got here.

Maybe it's just the way it comes out.

- No, she's a b*tch. And--

- Oh, my God.

- No.

And today's the day I'm not--

she-- she-- she better not f*ck with me

because I have my period.

- Now I wish I never came into this room.

Angelina's acting like this is a big deal.

But it's not.

- I was just gonna go for the jugular.

But I didn't go for the jugular.

- Calm the f*ck down.

Let's just go have a good time.

Don't even worry about negative sh*t.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

- I got some tea, b*tch.

- What do you mean?

Cool.

- Well, Angelina was in her room,

so I just knocked on her door.

And she was just like, on one about Lauren.

- Lauren?

- Like, she's very, very mad.

- Are you serious?

- Swear.

- Oh, God, so--

- What did I miss?

- She came in all, like, hyped, and happy, and like, raunchy.

- Mm-hmm.

- And she said something like, where is the weirdest place

you ever had sex?

And Mike kept dodging it.

And then she asked one more time,

and then Lauren kinda did Lauren, set boundaries.

What did she say to you?

- She just said, Lauren's a b*tch.

She's not gonna let Lauren talk to her that way.

- So that's why she won't come down at all?

- She doesn't want to be around her.

- Ugh.

♪ ♪

- I'm excited to get out.

I want to-- I want to get that Jamaican tan.

- I want to see the land.

I want to see what is going on out here.

♪ ♪

- All right, honey.

Let's go.

[percussive music]

This is almost weird.

But at this particular point, I'm enjoying this more

than I'm questioning it.

- Wow.

- Like, I could get used to this.

♪ ♪

- What's that noise?

♪ ♪

- Is there more people?

[saxophone music]

OK.

♪ ♪

Very nice!

♪ ♪

- I've arrived.

- You think?

- I've arrived.

Are we ready for this activity?

- Give 'em the whole thing.

[tense music]

- Angelina, she doesn't want to be around you.

- Ha!

- For what reason? - The comment last night.

- What comment, the comment that she made?

- Of you setting boundaries, yeah, and saying,

please stop asking Mike and I that question.

- No way.

That's so--

- She asked something that I wasn't

comfortable with her asking.

Apparently, it's my turn to probably

be on Angelina's bad side, just by speaking up for myself

and having a respectful boundary.

She's grasping at straws.

- Exactly.

- And I have no beef with her.

I will gladly give her a hug with open arms.

She should just come in here and tell

me what she's upset about.

- Do you want to get her?

- Yeah, that would be nice, so we can just enjoy the vacation.

- For Angelina to create drama out of thin air--

what goes on?

- I'll be right back.

What the f*ck?

[upbeat music]

- Why did you get here late?

- I was supposed to have a doctor's appointment

because I'm doing IVF stuff, so I brought everything with me.

- Wow.

What do-- do you have to like, go do shots or something?

- Yeah.

I'm emotional, so just warning you.

- Yeah, it's the medicine.

- Because it was like, hormones or something?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, because you just-- your emotions go up and down.

When you're on IVF medicine, it makes

you fluctuate with your mood.

You feel like a big ball of everything.

- Shots are looking a little different

for the "Jersey Shore" cast now.

- Yes, it's so true.

♪ ♪

- [knocking]

- What?

- It's me!

Are you coming?

- Can you come in?

- Dude, I put a tampon up me for the first time.

- What do you mean?

You never put a tampon in?

- Not for years, no.

[toilet flushes]

How many tampons should I bring?

- I don't know.

We're gonna go in the cast suite.

Everyone's in there.

- Can you find other shorts for me?

f*ck. Can you lock my--

my safe?

Do you know how to do it?

- I really just don't understand

what's happening right now.

- Got it.

All righty.

I think I'm ready to go.

- You're changing again?

- They're too big.

- Just wear those They're fine.

- No, I don't look good.

Wait, maybe these?

- Just put something on.

- OK, we're all ready to go.

- Where's my shorts?

This is a shirt?

- Where's my other sandal?

- You're worse than my kids.

- Dude, I like somebody's f*cking with me.

There it is. - Now I have to pee.

Let's go.

- Honey, I think it is a good idea to have this conversation.

But I think coming at it from a loving angle,

it can't get heated.

It can't get loud.

Because then the blinders come on

and the person is literally committed

to misunderstanding you.

- Yeah.

- This is about what's happening

in her own inner circle.

You know?

- Angelina. - All right.

What shirt should I bring? - I don't care.

Just put something on.

- Because I need a shirt to get into a bar.

- We're not going to a bar.

Why are you bringing all this stuff?

- Because I'm a--

I'm a creature of habit.

- OK.

- Let's do it!

Hi. - Dear sh*t.

- She is in a w*r between herself.

- Yeah.

- You know, always-- always know.

- I actually know that. - Yeah, let's just--

Let's just squash everything. - OK.

- 'Cause I want you to feel comfortable.

Everyone should feel comfortable.

- Yeah, I didn't like that.

- So you have to come at it from a totally

different standpoint of like, OK, this person needs love.

I need to listen to them.

I need to let them know that they're being heard.

- It was inappropriate.

Yo, your husband literally-- mm.

Hello?

- Hi. - Hi, guys.

- Oh, hey!

- Oh, someone's ready for the pool.

- I mean, yeah, I guess.

- She put shorts on, then she changed.

- Do you not have shorts on again?

- Uh-- - This is huge.

Lauren's first sit-down.

Oh, f*ck.

My daughter called.

Welcome to the "Jersey Shore."

This is what we do.

- They're talking. Snooki, come on.

- Meilani's calling me.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I need you to slow down ♪

♪ I need you to slow down ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- How are you feeling?

- I mean, I'm OK. - Yeah.

- Why?

How are you feeling?

- I'm good.

- Now that we're talking--

- Yeah.

- --I think we should clear the air.

Hold on.

Sorry.

- So let's talk about what you're upset about.

- Yeah.

- So you're upset about last night.

- Yeah, I'm mad about the way you kind of made the situation

last night, like, really bad.

You're snarkiness, I didn't like it.

- Snarkiness?

- Yes.

You gotta let me be me.

- Ooh, I feel the tension right now

between Ange and Lauren.

But even though I'm staying out of it,

I'm gonna f*cking listen.

- We all f*ck around and talk about raunchy sh*t.

But when you're around, we gotta be like, ah,

we can't say that.

Like, you know how I am.

You want to be like, oh my God, OK, that's one thing.

- I didn't say, oh, my God.

- But don't try to clip my wings, girl,

'cause it ain't happening.

- No one's trying to clip your wings, Angelina.

- You're trying to. It's not happening.

I am who I am.

I'm not changing for f*cking you.

I'm not changing for nobody.

How about here's my boundaries?

Don't f*ck with me.

Don't f*ck with me.

- It seems that Angelina is trying

to provoke more beef with Lauren rather than solve it.

- Do not-- don't--

don't ever disrespect me again.

You want to-- you want to turn around and laugh?

- Are you-- - OK.

- Angelina.

- I'm trying to take a nap here.

I've only been here for two hours,

and there's already a sit-down.

We're in another country, in Jamaica.

This is not how I want to spend this trip.

- I didn't come at you.

- No, you did.

- I put up a boundary for myself.

- No.

Stop saying it's a boundary because it's bullshit.

- Angelina is just saying anything

to get me to spar with her.

- Do not ever speak to me like that.

- I think that's like where she goes to when she feels

all of these emotions, that she just

wants to argue with people.

And I'm not going to argue with her.

- You say a lot of sh*t when I'm not asking for it.

♪ ♪

- Ooh, look.

- Oh.

Yeah, you know, I'm from the islands, Staten Island.

So I feel right at home here.

- Bye, man, see you later.

- Bye.

- Oh, fancy.

- Whoa, whoa.

- I'm excited to just be here, get away from Jersey.

- Wow. - Wow.

- Jamaica, mon!

Here we are.

Mm.

Just like Staten Island.

I came here with my friends when I was .

Now I'm back, years old.

It was just my birthday.

If anyone wants to know, it was just my birthday, if anyone

wants to celebrate in Jamaica.

Irie.

- I feel like you act like you're above me,

and then you're not doing that no more.

That's not true. You're not above me.

- Oh, my goodness.

- You'll never f*cking be above me.

I've been nothing but nice to you.

I've supported you.

I don't know-- - Angelina.

- It's like you flip-flop.

- I'm not going to partake in this conversation anymore.

- Do you want to run? - No, I'm not gonna run.

- OK. This is what people do when--

- The difference is that you are addicted to this drama.

- No. - You do it with Sam.

You do it with Mike.

You do it with Jenni for years.

- Oh, is that what you're gonna say?

- That's the truth. OK?

- Oh, OK, so now you're gonna play that card.

- And everyone in this room knows that.

- No, you know what it is?

People like you are a trigger to me.

So now, when you're a trigger to me, it's your fault.

You're gonna put it on me?

You're a f*cking trigger.

So now I'm telling you how I feel.

So congratulate yourself that you're a trigger.

- Like, honies, calm down.

Don't take the bait.

She's just trying to blow smoke right now.

- I wasn't comfortable answering your question,

and my husband obviously wasn't comfortable answering--

- He was-- he was f*cking laughing.

It was a joke.

- Why is this even a thing, Angelina?

Because it's just a boundary issue.

Like, you're asking sexual questions.

Lauren has three kids.

She probably does not want her children to hear this one day.

- I have no problems with you. I want what's best for you.

- Are you sure? 'Cause I don't know about that.

- I'm % sure. I want what's best for you.

- You better not. - I want you to be happy.

I want you to be healthy. - I want you to be happy.

What the f*ck? What a b*tch.

f*ck her.

- I'm a happy person. - Are you sure you're happy?

Because I don't know.

You look a little miserable when you're trying to f*cking

come at me out of nowhere.

- I'm trying to take a nap.

And then I hear Angelina, and I'm like, oh, my God,

is she going to punch Lauren in the face?

I don't know what is happening.

- Ange--

- If you want to say sorry, fine,

- Ange-- - Please don't do it again.

- OK.

- ♪ What you tripping on, baby? ♪

♪ What you tripping for? ♪

- ♪ Hand in my pocket ♪

♪ Dirt on my jeans ♪

♪ Paving roads on rows of gold ♪

♪ And burning through green ♪

- Angelina? - What?

- Come here.

We're very different people. We're very different.

- What does that matter?

Like, different people get along.

- I still-- come here.

I have a toddler, so I am just conditioned

to have extreme patience and wait for like,

the meltdown to bubble over like a volcano

and then like, simmer.

And then I come and collect them,

and I let them know that I love them and I'm here for them.

Please don't think that I am trying to make you hurt.

I'm not judging you. I am not being--

- Are you sure? - I promise you.

- Please don't judge me.

- I promise you, I'm not judging you.

- Because I'm just trying to make my way by myself.

- Yeah.

- I'm sorry for coming at you hard, too, because I'm just--

I was just upset, you know?

Like, I get like that.

- I'm glad that I spoke to you and that we

fixed whatever is between us.

- It was a boundary for you.

You didn't want me-- and I kept going,

and I'm sorry about that.

I just thought it was gonna be funny.

And then you-- yeah, I get it.

You just-- it felt uncomfortable.

- Yeah.

- Angelina and Lauren's argument

started off rocky, but like, I'm proud that they

ended it nicely.

And I feel like they're on a good page right now, thank God.

- You know what?

I've been-- I've been--

[bell dings]

- Namaste-ing? - Yeah.

[exhales] Thank God, OK?

My wife dealt with it with a very loving and supporting ear,

and beef was squashed.

Godspeed, Laurens, for having the conversation.

- Can we go sit with everybody and show

everybody there's no problem?

Give me a hug.

- I'm a little sweaty right now.

- I know what Angelina's going through,

and I know she's not in a good place in her life.

And like, I'm legit on her side.

I want what's best for her.

I just wasn't falling for her bait,

because that's all that this was about.

- One day at a time, right? - Yes.

That's all you can do.

- I feel like we're both on the same page, Lauren and I.

And I want this vacation to just keep going this way.

- Come on.

[reggae music]

♪ ♪

- Butler. - Hello.

- Hello!

- Hey, so I must apologize for missing

the window for the shuttle tours and the ATVs today.

But no worries.

Like Bob Marley said, we will reschedule it for you.

OK?

- All right, thank you. - Aw, man.

- Thank you.

- f*ck.

Today's just not the day.

- Booyakasha.

Wagwan.

[together] Ohh!

- With a drink?

- It's a virgin, just like me.

- Daddy.

- What's up, Daddy? - Wagwan.

- How was your flight? - Wagwan.

It was good. - Wagwan.

- Good, Daddy.

- Where's Pauly?

- Pauly is out with Nikki.

They went to go visit some of Nikki's friends.

- Wow, we're not good enough?

They have other friends here?

- Yeah, the audacity really.

♪ ♪

- I mean, Rochelle's cool.

I met her before, but I never met her mom.

She's really nice. - Yeah, she's funny.

Huh? - Yeah.

- She loved you, too.

She was like, he's handsome.

- Whoa!

I told you I was handsome enough.

- Uh-huh. - Told you.

- That was cool.

And they got to tell me how you grew up and everything.

- Yeah.

- And then Rochelle will come back.

She'll kick it with us, meet the fam.

- Yeah, oh, gosh.

I'm not-- I don't know how that's gonna go.

- Me and Vinny. Maybe they'll like each other.

- Vin, you know your room's connected to mine, right?

- Is it?

- Yeah I'm going to f*cking throw up.

- ♪ Bom-chicka bom-bom ♪

- Throw up on what?

- Not your d*ck.

- And we're back.

- Ooh!

- Hey! - Hi!

- Samantha.

- Hi, everybody.

- Welcome to Jamaica, guys.

There's restaurants.

- Wow.

- Tex-Mex, sushi, Italian.

- Me hungry.

- Let's go get food.

[reggae music]

♪ ♪

- Ya, mon.

- All right!

- Go Mike!

- I'll do a regular margarita.

- Yeah, but make it strong.

- Pauly's calling me.

- What's up?

Where are you guys at?

- We're down at the bar right near the beach.

- All right, we're gonna meet up with you guys then.

- I'll see you soon.

- Where's Rochelle?

- I'm back.

- Rochelle, we made it.

- I know my man.

Vinny's a chooch, but Rochelle is, like, right up his alley.

I'm gonna see if they catch a vibe,

and I hope they hit it off.

- Let's go meet the fam. - Oh, lord.

[laughter]

- Ange, there's a dog on the-- on the beach.

- Ohh.

- Right there.

- [whistles]

- Can I have chicken?

- Vinny!

God, I missed you!

- Oh, sh*t.

What's up? What's up?

- Wagwan!

- You look beautiful!

[indistinct chatter]

- Angelina!

Meet my friend, Rochelle. - Hi.

Nice to meet you. - Hi.

- Hi.

- I know. - She's from Staten Island.

I'm gonna go give the doggie--

- Oh, you're going to feed the--

It's chicken and ketchup.

♪ ♪

OK.

- Hi, Mama.

Hi, baby boy.

Hi. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

- Vinny, this is Rochelle. This is my boyfriend.

- Jamaican women are definitely my type.

- Hi. - Hi.

Nice to meet you. Vinny.

- Nice to meet you.

- Rochelle is really cute.

Is this your real friend or you--

- For life. - --or you casted her?

- For real. - Oh, OK.

- No. [laughter]

- As soon as we're in Jamaica, like, I see more of my type.

- How are you liking Jamaica?

- I love it, man.

I love all the big botsies.

- The big botsies?

- He has a crush.

- Y'all gotta stop playing Cupid.

- It's all about Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.

[laughter]

- Ange--

- Oh, my God.

- --your period string's coming out.

[laughs]

- [screams]

- There's a string coming out.

Like, what the f*ck?

- I saw blood on the string.

- Shut the f*ck up.

[laughter]

- Help me! Help me!

Help me! Help me!

- ♪ I see love ♪

♪ Is here ♪

♪ And love-- ♪

- [screams] Oh, my God.

- Hi, baby.

- What'd you guys do?

- We went in town and had lunch with her mom.

- Oh, nice.

That's nice.

- Then we kidnapped her.

- That's really nice.

- So she's gonna stay the night.

- Where you from? - We just met up with her mom.

- I'm from Jamaica. - No, like, what part?

- Kingston. - Oh, how far is that?

- Like, three hours.

- Oh, wow.

- I think Vinny thinks he's Jamaican.

- I do. - Say, big batty gyal.

- Big batty gyal.

- OK.

- Rochelle is my type.

Like, I like her body.

I like her face.

So, you know, obviously I'm not like, a thirst bucket

who's gonna like, jump on her.

But she's definitely a nice vibe.

- Wait. Where's Jenni?

- They're feeding a dog over there.

- You gotta eat your food, mama.

While we're here, we're gonna make sure you're fed.

- She has boobies, so she just must have had puppies.

- [gasps] - That's a boy.

- Are you mama?

Are you guys best friends?

- Wait, has she been good or no?

- Her and Lauren had, like, a sit-down, like a whole thing.

- Today? - Just now.

She said that she was triggered and upset--

- She was triggered?

- --by Lauren's reaction to her dinner conversation, I guess.

I don't know. - Oh, I can't.

- Yeah. - I can't.

She was triggered? - Yeah.

- I don't know how much energy I

want to waste on that Angelina drama being in Jamaica

and such a beautiful vacation.

But listen, I just want Angelina to be happy.

That's it.

- She's at w*r with herself.

- Yes.

- And what she needs is a big f*cking hug.

- Yep.

- All right, guys.

I'm gonna go check in.

- All right. - So I'll catch you guys later.

Nice meeting everyone.

- Just tell them you know me.

It'll make it go faster.

- OK, Vinny.

- That means she'll put you in your room.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No.

- No. Next door.

[laughter]

- OK.

Check-in time.

- Damn. Big batty gyal.

- You're such an idiot.

- I think that at this point, Nikki has

a lot of vested interest in me

getting into a relationship.

Because then I would like, leave Pauly alone,

and she would actually have Pauly all to herself.

- I think we should probably go upstairs, get changed,

and get ready to go to dinner.

- Yeah.

- ♪ I feel fresh 'cause we just begun ♪

♪ Stand tall, I'm gonna touch the sun ♪

- No.

- Are you sure?

♪ ♪

- ♪ 'Cause I'm here right now ♪

♪ ♪

[phone rings]

- Oh, the chooch.

What does this chooch want?

What, do you miss me already?

- Do you have an iron in your room?

- Yeah, we do. - Can you bring it over here?

- Yeah, I'll be right there.

[upbeat music]

[knocks]

- Who dat?

- Me!

- Hello.

- Hi. - Oh, you look cute.

- Sexy dress. - Yeah.

[laughs]

- How you feeling, honey?

You look amazing.

- I feel better.

- You handled yourself very well today, very classy.

It is not easy to defuse the b*mb

that is Hurricane Angeliners.

I don't know if I would have been

able to have as much patience as you did today.

- I was trying so hard.

'Cause I know when someone's reacting angry--

- Yeah.

- --they're really hurt inside.

- Hurt people hurt people.

- She just seems very lost, and I feel for her.

And I hope that she figures it out.

- You did a good job.

- Thank you.

[knocks]

- Somebody order an iron?

- Thank you, sir.

- What's good, man?

I seen you catching a little bit of a vibe today.

- With who? - With Rochelle.

I seen it. I know my boy.

- Y'all gotta stop playing matchmaker.

- I'm not trying. It just happened.

Listen, you caught a vibe.

- See, the problem with my roommates

is that whenever, like, there is a little bit of an inkling

of something with a girl, they push it too hard,

and they force it, and they make it weird.

I didn't catch a vibe. - A little bit.

- I like island gals.

I'm keeping my options open.

It's day one.

- Oh.

- How long has that girl staying?

- I think just tonight.

- Got to move quick.

- See? You admit it.

You caught a vibe.

- What about Vinny?

- He's ai'ght.

[laughter]

- Sometimes he'll like, tell a joke, but nobody laughs.

- Yeah.

- But that's the funny thing about Vinny.

- Yeah. - It's like--

- He's funny. I thought he was funny.

Yeah.

- OK.

[knock at door]

- What? - Who is it?

- What do you want?

- Oh, damn.

- Wow.

I guess you're single, huh?

- Wow.

- I didn't know you were neighbors.

Oh, that's a nice dress.

- Vinny-- Vinny wants to talk more about

this d*ck appointment.

- Guys, do you know what?

- Angelina, I'm not just a rebound.

- [laughs]

- I'm better than that.

- I just want you as a rebound. I'm sorry.

- I'm better than that, Angelina.

- Wow. - Oh, my God.

- Girls line up in Soho for this D.

- No.

- Angelina, get out of my bed.

No, no. - Yes.

- No, no, no.

- Yes.

- Good night, Vin.

- No, no.

Get your stank-a*s hair out of my bed.

- I don't like girls' hair in my bed.

- Yes.

Will you look at the time?

[laughter]

- I'm gonna go check on the boys.

- All right. - MVP.

♪ ♪

- Wait.

Should I play this video?

I don't know.

- Yeah.

- Hey!

- Angelina, get the f*ck out of here.

- [knocking]

Yo.

- Mike, come on in here.

Just in time.

Watching the show, dinner and a show.

- Yo.

[laughs]

- What's up, my guy?

- What's up, my guy? Good to see you, man.

- Chilling, man. You know what they call this?

The rebound right here.

- You look like you're part of Backstreet Boys,

but, like, now.

Like, when they do the tour in the mall.

- Wow.

Me and Angeliners need some privacy, part two.

- Me and Angelina need some privacy.

- All right, bro.

- She's single now, so she needs a warm body.

- Angelina?

Angelina, do you have a steamer or an iron?

- Oh, my God, he ghosted her.

- I'm like, do you get a photo of this yet?

Like, sleep on him.

Yes, there you go.

- They're both very happy.

[laughs]

- She say she want that D.

- So she's looking for any warm body--

- --to sleep next to.

- I think there's nothing wrong with that.

- Why did they send a picture of them two in bed together?

What is this?

Oh, my God.

- Oh, b*tch, she's gonna sneak in there

in the middle of the night.

- I think your nipple's out.

- [laughs]

- I love penny vacations this time of year.

- ♪ We'll make we dub it inna yard ♪

♪ This dub real hard ♪

♪ We'll make we dub it inna yard ♪

♪ This dub real hard ♪

- OK.

- Bye, guys. - Bye, Ange.

- Bye, Ange. - See you in a few?

- See you in a few.

We're gonna get some good food.

- Pauly's like I'll see you, like, in two minutes.

[door closes]

- Wow.

That happened.

- Yeah.

- Me and Angelina need some privacy.

- They might do it.

- I hope they actually do.

- Maybe she'll be happy.

- That might cheer her up.

- It might.

She needs something.

- Yeah, but he looks like a taker, not a giver.

- Oh, yeah. He's just gonna lay there.

- Yeah.

Like, why bother at that point?

- Sick, I don't even want to think about that.

It's gonna be nasty.

- [laughs]

- I hope he videos it.

[laughter]

If Angelina and Vinny were to hook up in Jamaica,

I feel like Angelina would, like, be calm.

Like, she needs to let her emotions out somewhere.

Let's go check on Ange.

- Mm-hmm.

- Make sure she's coming.

- She's banging Vinny.

[knock at door]

- What?

- Oh, my God.

- It's us. - Oh.

- You ready? - You good?

- Oh, you're like me. Cute

- Pretty.

- I want to show you something.

[knocks]

- Oh, my God.

- Hello?

- Oh, my God.

- Hello?

- It's the f*cking "Shining."

- Ange. - Hello.

- He's right here for you. - Oh, my God.

What is happening?

- Now, y'all are here? - Y'all?

- Y'all? - Oh!

- Wow.

- What just happened?

- I just punched her in the face.

- Angelina.

- Are you OK?

- She, like, into his fist.

- She was knocking at the door, and she said,

I need some d*ck. - Wow.

- Angelina's on the hunt.

- She need that d*ck.

[laughter]

- Your a*s actually is out. - Oh, damn.

- You need to stop. - Ange?

- Ange? - Oh, my God.

- Your period string is coming out.

- What with--

[screams]

- I think I have to leave.

- Was it really the string? - Yes!

- Angelina showed us a side of her

that we haven't seen before.

- Oh.

[yelling]

- Get out of my bed!

- There's a string coming out.

Like what the f*ck?

- Ew!

- Get out of my bed!

- I don't know how many times I'm

gonna see this girl's vag*na.

- I'm just wiping my vag*na.

- OK. - You see it?

- Angelina.

And now she's showing me her string coming out.

I'm like, b*tch, I don't want to see your vag*na.

- I've never in my years--

- Oh, no.

sh*t.

- Whoa! - Oh, sh*t.

[laughter]

- [yawns]

- Next time, cut the string.

- I didn't know I had to cut it.

- Duh? - Shut up!

[laughter]

- Pulling it out. - Vinny.

- Pulling it out.

[distant yelling]

- That could only be one person and one person only.

- Angelina.

- She pulled it out.

She pulled it out in front of us.

- Stop it. - Angelina.

- Nicole! I'm leaving.

She pulled it out in front of us.

- This trip is definitely gonna be a frickin' shitshow.

- Hello. See you later.

- No.

Pauly, you too.

You too, go.

- I saw blood on the string.

- Shut the f*ck up. - Stop it.

- No, you didn't. - Yes, I did.

- No.

- Angelina!

[all shouting]

- Help me! Help me!

Help me!

- Oh!

- I have a full shot of Angelina's vag*na again.

- I like Caribbean gyals.

They show their love, you know, cooking and--

- Oh, that's not me. - OK.

All right. - Yeah.

- "Stee-rike!"

- He's never gonna find someone.

- Oh, this is the slide?

- Having an inner panic attack.

I don't want to die.

[both screaming]