- ♪ MTV
- The next two or three weeks is our next transfer.
And hopefully, it all works out.
We're going to think positive.
We can become pregnant.
- It's our -year anniversary.
- I feel like we should have a party.
- I think we should really dress up.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- We should do it big. It's our -year--
- Jamaica was an experience.
- [shrieks] - Oh, he ate it.
- Oh, my god.
- Help me. Help me.
It was, like, once in a lifetime.
[all screaming]
- Cut to our commercial!
- [laughs]
- What?
- Oh, hey!
- What?
all: Goodbye, Jamaica!
- Bye, Jamaica.
- It's been a great trip.
Maybe I'll see you again someday.
Peace out. - Back to Jersey.
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.
♪
[Quincy Jones' "Candles On The Cake"]
- ♪ Put the candles on the cake ♪
♪ Gonna celebrate
♪ You got another year
♪ And we're all here
♪ Put the candles on the cake ♪
- I've arrived.
- Ooh, sugar t*ts. [doorbell rings]
- Come in! - Your food is here.
- Who rings the doorbell? Just walk in.
- I know. It's probably Sam--
- Weirdos.
- --because she's respectful.
- Oh, I'm not respectful?
I'm so excited
we're meeting at Jenni's to plan
for our -year anniversary.
years is crazy.
- What are we doing? - Emergency meeting.
- Yes.
- Ooh, I love emergency meetings.
- There's nothing planned.
Like, what are we going to do?
How are we going to get this done?
Like, all hands on deck,
because we got a lot of sh*t to do.
- Angelina said she will not be attending.
- She said her skin is very bad.
And she's just-- - Hey, Vin.
- Hey, hey.
- Oh, speaking of jerk chicken. - Hi.
- Hello. - What's up, guys?
- You know, our -year. - Mm-hmm.
- Trying to plan it.
- We could do, like, vendors, like, some DJs,
spotlights, red carpet.
- Ooh, OK. - Yes.
- Party planner extraordinaire.
- Yes.
- No, but the question is, where do you want to have it?
- It should be somewhere iconic, I feel.
- Yeah.
- Like, rent out a big venue--
- Yeah, yeah.
- I really think we should actually rent
a big space.
- ♪ When I'm dreaming
- So when you walk in, it's like an immersive experience.
Like, this is about to be a show.
- Well, you know,
Danny did open another Shore Store
next to his Shore Store.
[tense music]
- So you would do it in the Shore Store?
What?
Come on.
- Hey, what's up, guys? Oh, it's everyone.
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
- Hey, guys.
- OK, so we all wanted to do something big for our -year,
plan a party.
And we decided, what about the Shore Store?
- Yeah. - OK.
- And we still have to call Danny to make sure
it's, like, available.
[laughter]
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
Well, we'll-- we'll give him a call, Pauly.
- Yes.
- But we're also thinking, like, a big award show.
- OK.
- Like, the Emmys or the Oscars--
- Ooh, yeah.
- So--
- Because we do deserve an Emmy.
We should have got Emmys-- - Oh, yes.
- --a while ago.
- I definitely think we should have an award show,
because we don't f*cking win any awards.
- We deserve Emmys.
- You guys have seen more of me than I've wanted to see.
And I can't get a f*cking Emmy?
- Kim! - Stop!
Stop! Stop! - Stop!
- If you can't make it downstairs,
you make your own bathroom.
- Gonna punch him in the face?
- Oh! - See what I'm saying?
- I'm f*cking not done!
We're going to give ourselves Emmys.
You can stay, get your [...] a*s beat.
- OK. - You can stay
and get your [...] a*s beat.
- All right. - Plain and simple.
- OK. - It's going to be epic.
- Happy th year. - Yes. Let's go.
- Whoo-hoo. - Let me call Danny.
- Hey, Danny.
It's your favorite employee.
- Oh! [laughter]
- Hey.
OK, so we have our -year anniversary coming up.
And we were thinking about throwing a big party,
kind of like award show.
And we were wondering if you would be willing to open
the Shore Store to us.
- Ooh.
- Yes, you would be invited, of course.
- OK, yay.
[cheers and applause]
- Back in the game.
- Want to go dress shopping, beforehand, us girls?
Maybe we'll go to Lauren's spot.
- Let's dress fancy and party hard.
- All right, guys. - Let's go.
- OK. - See you all.
- Bye-- bye, ladies.
- ♪ Taking on the world when we blow on the scene ♪
♪ A whole team, we routines ♪
♪ Rap and rolling the green
♪ I put blood, sweat, and tears ♪
♪ Into flowing my schemes
♪ Now, the top is where I'm going ♪
♪ 'Cause I follow my dreams
- My love, they said I need to dress like Oscars
for the th anniversary. - Black tie?
- Like, everyone's dressing up.
- Let me see your options. - All right.
This is one option.
- That's-- that's not black tie.
- Huh?
- That's motorbike.
- Does it say th anniversary on it?
It's a vibe, man.
- Now, picture it'll be a different shirt underneath it.
- I've never even been to the Shore House.
- Oh, my gosh.
You've never been to the Shore House?
- No. - Oh, wow.
- No. - Wait till you see this place.
- Oh, gosh. - That's where it all started.
- ♪ Bum, bum, bee-dah
♪ Bum, bum, ba-dee-dah
♪ Bum, bum, bee-dah
♪ Bum, bum, ba-dee-dah
♪ I'm going to get some kicks tonight ♪
- Hi, how are you?
- Oh, it's so cute in here.
- Thank you.
- I need a dress for the -year.
- I know. Me too.
- Hey, girls.
- Hi.
- Ooh.
It's so fancy in here. - Hi.
- This is good in here. - Hi.
- Hi, guys.
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - Good.
- Hi. - I remember this place.
- When Lonnie bought a suit. - Yeah.
- And how are you doing since ?
- I haven't really been doing anything.
Really just been staying in my house.
- Focusing on you. - Yeah.
- OK.
- It's been hard just doing everything alone in the house,
but I've been trying. I've been doing it--
- It'll make you stronger. - Is he gone gone?
- He's gone gone.
- I'm sorry.
- It's OK.
- It needed to be done, but I'm sorry still.
- Thank you.
- Doesn't make the pain any easier.
- Yeah. It's been tough, you know,
being alone without Peanut, without my significant other.
- You're going through it.
- But I've just been, like, really
focusing on my mental health.
I'm taking it day by day.
- Sam, how are you feeling, because I know the day
after is your, like, transfer.
- Is it going to be after the party?
- Yeah.
- I would not miss the -year anniversary party for anything.
But the next day is my embryo transfer
to try to get pregnant.
Exciting and nerve-racking all in the same.
Like, if this transfer doesn't work,
like we need to stop for a little bit,
because it's the worst feeling in the world.
It's hard.
- Manifest positivity.
- Yeah.
- ♪ Let's do this right
♪ 'Cause there's the sky's light ♪
- This is my first option.
And I'm not sure that it's going to work.
It seems that this is from Mia Bella's baptism.
- Thank you.
- And it's a little tight. It's a little snug.
Jerk chicken and some rice, please.
[bell dinging]
Wow, that was good.
A little snug, right?
What do you think?
- ♪ Can't stop till I get enough ♪
- I hear that everyone's dressing kind of fancy.
So I'm thinking gray T-shirt or no?
- ♪ One touch on my heels above ♪
- All right, let me try this on.
Definitely going to have to get this dry cleaned.
The last years has been a roller coaster,
but it's been a blessing.
And I'm just very grateful for all of this.
This worked for years.
- So I don't think I'm going to do a tie.
I think I'm going to still keep it casual,
because I can't get too crazy, you know?
- Yeah.
Without this last years, I would have
a completely different life.
I'm like just a pretty poor kid from Staten Island,
so I'm grateful.
And then this is the looser, wool-type guy.
- Oh, I like that.
- So I think I found my dress.
- Beautiful.
- Ooh, D. - Oh, D.
- This is it. - You look sexy.
- This is it. - Beautiful.
- I love it. - Let me see your butt.
- You look snatched. - Oh, my god.
- I love it. - Get it.
- Oh, wow. - The color and everything.
- D, you look hot. - I love it.
- You look so nice-- - Look at your boobs.
- I love your t*ts. - And nice hair.
- Yeah.
- So your-- your t*ts look good-- great--
- It's like-- - --and your a*s looks great.
- Are you Uncle Nino? - Ew.
- Thank you. - I know.
- Ooh.
Oh, my.
- Yeah.
- Paradise. I'm in heaven.
- I think you look hot. - Yeah, your boobs are really--
- You look stunning.
- Voluptuous.
- All right, so I'm going to go get dressed out of this.
- Guys, I can't believe it's been years.
- Many more.
- There's a lot of milestones.
- Now it's my great pleasure to present to you
Mr. and Mrs. Jionni LaValle.
You may kiss your bride.
[cheers and applause]
- We are parents to the cutest little boy.
- I pronounce you husband and wife.
Congratulations. You may kiss your bride.
[cheers and applause]
- Look at this little baby.
- And declare you both husband and wife.
Chris, you may kiss your bride.
[cheers and applause]
- Your wedding's next, girl.
- We got to start planning it.
- Oh, yeah.
I got a lot to do.
Me and Justin, we've been looking at venues.
And we really like the Park Chateau.
But that's the wedding venue that Angelina
once got married at.
And I don't want to make her upset.
- In Park Chateau?
- Yeah, I like that place. - It's beautiful.
I hope you set the walking distance--
- Would you get sad if I decided to go there?
[tense music]
- That's hot!
You look so hot!
[cheers and applause]
- If it's a weird thing, though, for you, then I--
- It's a little weird, but I'm--
I'm fine with it. - OK.
- I think you should get married there--
- Oh, you give her your blessing?
- Yes, my blessing. - Mazel.
- Very nice.
- No, seriously, it means a lot.
I am so relieved.
This means a lot and makes it that much more less stressful.
And now, it's like, OK, I can move forward with this.
- Personally, I loved Angelina's wedding.
I thought it was great.
- You are the dump to our island.
[all booing]
- Just don't write any speeches for mine.
- Oh, we learned.
We learned.
- We learned our lesson.
I'm just being a guest.
We're here.
- Ocean Terrace.
- Hello.
- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey, guys. - Hey.
- Welcome.
- It's crazy that Ron and Sam haven't
been in the house at the same time since the OG season.
[dramatic music]
All the memories are coming back to me.
And it's very overwhelming.
I'm dealing with, like, a lot, I feel like.
♪
- Um.
♪
- ♪ Yo, remember back
♪ When we used to hang out on the stoop ♪
♪ All day and all night
♪ We'd go to the candy store
♪ Go to the park
♪ Do you remember that?
- It's always nice to go back to the old neighborhood.
- Yeah, the old stomping grounds.
- It is.
- We are all heading to Seaside a day before the -year
anniversary to see the progress of the party and celebrate
with Sunday dinner.
We've been planning this party, so we got a lot to do.
- I just feel so happy that I get to celebrate
this with you guys. - I know.
- Same.
- I guess Deena will meet us later for dinner.
- Hopefully, Angelina will as well.
- Yeah.
- You got your artifacts.
- I'm breaking out some relics from the Paleo Guido Era.
[laughter]
- We are making the Jersey Shore Museum.
And we decided to each bring different items
that we've used over the years that kind of became iconic.
Where is it?
Oh, here it is.
- There it is.
- I found it.
- This right here is the memento of mementos.
- [gasps]
- Oh, my god.
Yes, queen!
- Anybody speak to Pauly?
- I think he's on his way.
- ♪ Hi, hi
- Don't mind me.
- What are you doing?
- Looking for an artifact.
I'm really excited for the th anniversary--
- Why are you so tall?
- --because I would not miss this for anything.
- My love, what are-- what are you doing?
- It's pretty crazy to think that if I never
went on the show, I never would have met my friends
that are now my family.
- An event like this only happens years.
- That's right.
And I never would have met Nikki.
How crazy is that?
- My love.
I need a purple hoverboard.
- I'll get you it for Christmas, man.
Vámonos. Catch me if you can.
See ya.
Vámonos.
- Imagine I eat sh*t. - See ya!
Wouldn't want to--
- [screams]
f*ck.
- Are you OK?
Oh, my god.
I knew that was going to happen.
Did you break something? - I'm fine.
No. - Move your wrist.
- I fell on my a*s.
I'm fine.
- You going to feel that in the morning.
[upbeat music]
- We've just entered into Seaside Heights,
the old stomping grounds.
♪
♪ All the past was the crest of a dream ♪
♪ We had plans to roam
- Once I arrive, it's just like, what's up, I'm here?
And everybody's going to be like,
oh, sh**t, that's The Situation right there.
Yes, sir, it is.
Pull up right here.
- We're here.
- Ocean Terrace.
- The Shore House, Ocean Terrace,
like, the address is embedded in my brain.
- Come on, Croc.
- Ooh, I don't remember these steps being so--
- Steep, right? - Yeah.
- Hello.
- We're home.
- Hello.
- I hear a girl. - Still got a little choice.
- Hi. - Hi, honey.
- What's your name? - JWOWW.
- Party's here.
- Party's here!
- Pregnant b*tch is here.
- Party's here!
- Party's here.
- Still smells the same.
- Oh, it smells beautiful in here.
I love going to the Shore House.
Every time I walk in, I feel like I'm again.
It's just like all the memories coming back.
It's just very iconic.
- This is my special artifact.
- What is it?
- My artifact, it's embarrassing,
but it's forever a part of my life.
And because of social media and the internet,
got to see it /.
It's the iconic-- - No.
- No, you didn't.
- I got chills.
- And it will forever be a part of Jersey Shore history.
[dramatic music]
- Samantha.
- It's the real one.
- The note.
♪
[pops lips]
It's the note.
- It was in my plastic drawer.
And this is how it was folded.
- I'm selling this on eBay. - Ah, here, fine--
- Here, give me it! - It's mine!
It's money! - I brought it.
- Are you insane? - f*ck the museum.
Let's make money off this sh*t.
If it was, like, in an art gallery,
it could go for millions.
- We should do a TikTok and post it.
- [gasps] - It would go viral.
- Who wrote the note?
You two?
Who wrote the note?
Youse two?
- Oopsie.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Jump up, jump up, move up, move around ♪
- All right, boys, grab your food and your artifacts.
- ♪ He's sticking to the plan, what you know about it? ♪
♪ How to get it out the mud
♪ What you know about it?
♪ Fake friends make trends
♪ What you know about it?
- Hello?
- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey, guys. - Hey.
- Welcome.
What'd you bring?
- Cookies, bread.
- This is an artifact.
It's crazy that Ron and Sam are here together.
Because they haven't been in the Shore House
at the same time since the OG season.
- I want more.
Yeah, but I want more.
Oh.
- Definitely going to make out right now.
- You embarrassed me.
You don't deserve somebody like me.
- It's over. We're broken up.
We're finished. OK?
- ♪ You meant something, something ♪
- They're artifacts, 'cause we're dinosaurs.
- We are artifacts.
That's why.
Back in the day, you know, with all the issues between me
and Sam, all we did was really fight
and cause turmoil for everyone else in the house.
- Ron, did you make all the cookies?
- Oh, yeah, by hand. [laughter]
It's a relief.
I feel like maybe this is the way it should have always been.
How was Jamaica, guys?
- I found love there.
- Oh, my god.
- Vinny any updates? and he hooked up with a girl.
- Wow...
- I got all the receipts, kid.
- He sends it as an emoji every day.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Go back, go back.
That's the "I'm in love" look.
- No, that's--
- Or I'm drunk as f*ck.
[laughs]
- Look at this.
- I don't have a condom.
[laughter]
Since Jamaica, I definitely have talked with Ailin.
- Just the tip.
- But she lives in Canada.
Like, I have, like, this huge red flag when
it comes to long-distance.
But, like, the bigger a girl's a*s gets,
it starts to turn into a green flag.
I'm like, oh, well, it's just a plane ride.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it was a good time.
- Girls, what artifacts did you guys bring?
- Just a note.
- Oh.
- Wait. What's that?
A note?
Who-- what note?
- That changed American culture, guys.
It has.
- This is like the Declaration of Independence.
- Yeah.
- This is a monumental moment right now.
The note is sitting in a frame, and Ron and Sam
are in the same room, and we're all able to laugh about it.
Should we do it in pink font?
[laughter]
- Ooh, look at this.
- Yeah, my piece of cloth.
I sewed together the top.
'Cause, like, a b*tch was broke,
but I wanted to look cute.
- I brought Crocodilly.
- Oh, let me go hang him.
- No.
Where's Crocodilly?
- I have the grenade whistle.
- Remember Mike's face?
- Shh.
[bong blaring]
- Look what I brought.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Stop. - [bleep]. [bleep].
- Stop it!
- What'd you say?
I can't hear you.
[laughter]
Oh, my gosh, I think I have a temperature.
[laughter]
Look, it's my c*ck ring.
[laughter]
- Who are you today?
- Mike in .
[laughter]
- Accurate depiction.
- ♪ Can you please
♪ Add up the wins
♪ We upgrading everything over here ♪
♪ Add up the wins
- What's up, guys? - Hey!
- How we doing?
- Hey, Danny.
- How are we doing?
- Do you drink baby's blood?
- Yeah, you haven't aged. - You literally don't age.
- You're so kind.
- Danny eats babies for lunch, because he
has not aged in years.
And it's quite concerning, and I feel like he's
part of the Illuminati.
- So how's the family?
- My family is great. - Good.
- You have three now, right?
- Four. - Four?
- Four?
- You just had the-- you just had the fourth one, right?
- Yeah.
- And whatever it is, I want part of it.
Because like, I am ten lines away from a f*cking facelift.
- What's new with you?
- I'm moving out a whole store for you guys.
- Oh, yeah? - Awesome.
[upbeat music]
♪
- It's two days of moving stuff,
so there's still more stuff to do.
Do you guys want to help out a little bit?
[crickets chirping]
- We're retired from the Shore Store,
but we can go check it out. - Yeah, let's go check it out.
- Let's go. - Come on, help out, guys.
- We'll see what you're doing.
- What you're doing?
- What we're doing, guys, what we're doing.
Let's go, guys.
Come on in, guys.
- Oh, wow.
It's huge.
- Ooh, it's huge in here. - Wow.
How are we back to working at the Shore Store?
- You're the ones who called me and wanted me to do all this.
- When I worked as an employee at the Shore Store--
- Is Mike even here?
- I have no idea.
- I worked smarter--
[indistinct chatter]
--not harder.
- Ron, I can't do this.
- Oh, shut the hell up.
Come on.
- [groans] I'm suing.
I'm suing.
- Let's let the guys do it. - I have three kids.
- Come on, girls, stop being this way.
We're trying to push everything to the side, guys.
- Great job, guys.
Great job.
- I have three kids, I can't.
I never worked a day in my life at the Shore Store.
- Let's get on the floors.
Make some sales!
- You want to funnel beer?
- It's [bleep] :.
You were just sick a second ago.
Nicole, where are you going now?
- Ah! I'm going pee!
- No, you're not! You're funneling !
The fact that he thinks I'm gonna be moving things today
and work, like, you're out of your mind, Danny.
- This is flashbacks of you saying I can't.
- I can't. - Before, what was it?
I was hungover. - I'm going to have a meatball.
I'm going to get a coffee. - Yeah.
- I told Danny that I was going to go get coffee,
but I really went to the bar to take shots.
To smushing tonight.
- To smushing.
- Yay! - Yay!
- I got the doors closed.
You can't go anywhere.
Wide load coming through.
There we go,
the boys still doing their work.
The girls, still gossiping. - All right.
Cmon ladies.
- Can you at least roll that away?
- I can't. No.
One wrong move, and my back is
gone for three to four weeks.
Where's the Labor Department? - Yeah.
Where we going with this?
- How did f*ck Deena get out of having to do this?
- I'm going to make little ghost kebabs.
[jazzy music]
It's cute.
A strawberry.
[gasps] Crap.
This is a lot harder than it looked like online.
[phone dings]
- All right, guys, I just got a text message.
The party rental stuff is outside.
- All right, have fun with it, bro.
- Oh, sh*t. - Come on. Let's do it.
Come on. - Ron, you got this.
- Let's get it over with. - Come on, Ron.
- Let's get it over with. - Ron!
- Listen, where I come from, they usually
bring these in for you.
- What up? How are you?
- How are you?
- Oh, you're gonna give me--
I'll take that. I'll take that.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - OK, girls.
- Pass it down. - Give that to the girls.
- Pass it down. - Come on.
- I'll take the bags, 'cause they look like it's doing
something, but they're light.
- ♪ I work for rent
- I'm not going back out here.
- Oh, I need to put my Uggs on.
My feet hurt.
Ugh, I'm out of breath.
All right, that's all the work I'm doing.
- Where's the heaters at? - That's it.
- Let's do it.
Come on guys, One more load. One more load.
Come on. - Woo!
- Let's go. - Let's do this.
- Where is it? Where is it again?
- Come on, guys. - Where is it?
- Go, go, go. Hurry.
- Where are you going? Wrong way.
Wrong way. - I gotta pee real quick.
I gotta pee.
- Guys.
Guys, come on. Come back.
Wrong way.
- I gotta pee. I'll be right back.
- He's following us.
- He's following.
- Come on.
- Clocking out.
- I liked it a lot better when you guys worked for me.
- ♪ Yeah, I love myself
♪ I say it loud
- Honey, I'm home.
- Hey! - Hey.
- Deeners' here.
- OK, what can I do?
- Here, Dee, you can set the table.
- Deener for dinner. - Deener for dinner.
- We got this little sauce going.
- This kitchen brings back-- - Yeah.
- --old Mike.
- This is Mike's element right here.
- Does anybody know how to peel garlic?
This is gonna become a lot of food, dude.
- Oh, this is good.
- Let me know when it's ready. I'm gonna go lay down.
- What'd you say, let me know when it's ready?
- Yeah, I'm gonna go lay down. - Wow.
The girls are like, let me know when it's ready.
Ooh. [knock at door]
- Somebody's knocking. Somebody's knocking.
- Oh, you know who that might be?
- Somebody's here. - My tanning girl.
- Oh.
- You brought her here?
- It's essential on our th anniversary to be super tan.
This is Maggie.
She is my tanning girl.
- Hi.
- If anybody wants to get spray tanned--
- Don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
I mean, no.
[laughs]
- How are we feeling for the face?
- You know, a nice dark. - Nice and dark?
- Like, an /.
- Remember when Pauly was so tan?
- I burnt my whole face off.
Pauly D problems. - Ready?
- Mm-hmm.
- , , .
- That session, I burnt my butt.
My a*s is burning.
You got a fridge.
This feels good.
- Oh, that's dark.
[laughs]
Go hard or go home, right?
- Dee, let's see.
- Ta-da!
[together] Whoa!
- Deena.
- I feel like I'm again.
- You go, girl.
- Pasta's still warm, baby.
Let's go.
[upbeat accordion music]
♪
Vin, can you push the dishes down slightly?
- Look.
It's like old times.
- Anyone else, pasta?
- Oh, yes, please.
Is it a vodka sauce?
- Yes.
- It is?
- Yeah, we're gonna leave that but
move those two other things. OK?
Right to the back. To the back.
To the back.
- Guys, let's say grace.
- I am so grateful for everyone in this room
and all the time we've spent over the years.
We first started out as cast, then we became friends,
and now we are family.
Love you guys, and I'm so grateful for you guys,
and our story continues.
- Is there a teleprompter here?
- Yeah, really.
- That was beautiful, Mike.
- I'm also grateful for all you guys and all the memories
that I have in this house and all over the world with you
guys at this point.
- Aw.
- And I can't wait to have more.
- I'm also grateful of everybody.
[laughter]
OK.
Well, love you guys.
[laughter]
- Guys, we're thriving.
I love you.
- You guys are my best friends, and I'm so proud of us
for years.
And to many more.
- Yes.
- I love that all of us have been around each other's lives.
- Dee, I want to listen to you, but I just
can't get past the fact that you're
getting darker, and darker, and darker by the second.
- --big milestones, and I'm excited to see more of those.
- Aw.
- I have to agree, and I love you all.
And I think it's time we eat now.
- Yes!
- Cheers!
- Sammi's actually saying, like, I love all of you,
and Ronnie's here.
That means she's saying she loves Ronnie, indirectly.
Do the math.
[upbeat music]
- OK.
It's so cold out.
Hello?
- Hey!
- Hi, guys.
- You got a tan? - Yeah, I did.
- You look good.
- Where were you today? - Home.
I got sick.
I got throat spray.
I have to spray my throat.
Vin, you want to help me?
- Oh.
[laughter]
- It's not deep-throat spray, though.
- So I put the deep-throat numbing
spray in Angelina's mouthwash.
- It's a sh*t.
[laughter]
- So, Vin, where do you see yourself in years?
- I hope that I have a family with children.
- My kids will be grown.
- Yeah. - So--
- Oh, I can't think about it. - Oh, my god.
- Meilani? Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god.
- Don't cry. Are you crying?
- Yes. I can't deal.
- Aw. - Aw.
- You're so cute.
- Lorenzo at is gonna be a dad.
I'm gonna be a grandma.
Like, b*tch, I don't want to think about that.
- Imagine if some of our kids date.
- Maybe one day our kids all get a shore house together.
- Yeah.
- Oh, my god.
- I would love to be in-laws with someone.
- In years, hope I'm married with babies.
- Hopefully, I'll meet a guy, maybe have one
kid out of wedlock probably.
Like--
- It's not-- - What the f*ck?
- The goals that this girl has--
- Out of f*cking wedlock. - No.
- I advise not to do that.
- Like, the ceiling girl, it's got to-- got
to raise a little bit.
- Everyone's been so positive, and she's like, I don't know.
Maybe I'll find a f*cking guy.
He'll divorce me.
I'll have a f*cking kid out of wedlock.
[laughter]
- That's a goal.
- I advise not to do that.
[laughs]
- ♪ I'm so litty
♪ Everybody know I got the keys to the city ♪
- Where do you see yourself in years?
Nicole, what's-- what's on the horizon for you?
- I don't know.
I guess, like, thinking about the mom--
the last time I left off with her,
it was just like, all right, we'll talk soon.
Like, so I think I need to make another connection with her.
But I don't know if I'm ready for that FaceTime.
- Yeah.
- Like, I want to do the FaceTime, but like, Jenni--
can you explain to them how I couldn't say
hello to this woman?
- Hola.
- But I want to like, build myself up to do a FaceTime.
But then, when she sees the FaceTime,
she's gonna know who I am.
- She might not know.
- Or she's gonna know my face.
- But I honestly think she would be proud.
- True.
If she didn't do what she did, then we wouldn't have a Snooki.
- Yeah, it's true.
I want to do it.
But, like, my end goal was never to meet my birth mom.
I mean, the main reason why I really wanted to reach out
was for health stuff.
But I feel like my mind definitely changed
with like, talking to her.
- Hola.
[speaking Spanish]
- It's something that I never thought I would do,
so who knows?
- In years, I will be hopefully
years clean and sober.
When I first got out of prison, I had a meeting, and they said,
what are your aspirations and visions over the next years?
I said I wanted to open up a treatment center.
I said that-- I said that--
[together] Aw.
- Stop!
- Mike.
- That's so beautiful.
- Aw.
That is so beautiful.
- I said that--
- I know.
- I said that addiction-- addiction
had taken everything from me.
- I'm gonna cry.
- --and that I'd eventually have my comeback one day.
And then I would also help other people
to have their comeback.
I'm gonna break the stigma of addiction.
You know, one bad chapter in your book
does not mean your story is over.
I became a better man from it, and now
I'm gonna help other people.
Guys, one second.
I ordered dessert.
- Ooh, OK.
- Oh, hey.
- Wow.
- Hey!
- You can always count on Mike for dessert.
But he has outdone himself with this duck
phone "Jersey Shore" cake.
- Oh, that's nice.
- Oh!
You broke it!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no.
- Yay!
- Beautiful!
[applause]
- There goes our license plate.
- All right, guys, cheers to years, b*tches.
[all shouting]
And to more!
- Oh, no. - What?
- What are we doing?
- What?
- Guys, you know this.
We've been down this road before.
- Oh, sh*t!
- No!
[all screaming]
- Oh!
- The f*ck!
- Oh, if you food fight, I'm out.
- Nope.
I'm tan.
[laughter]
- Just throw it at Vinny. - No, no, no.
- I love you. - Oh!
He wants to use Jenni as a shield.
- So much.
- Ange, if you're gonna do it, do it now.
- Do it now!
- Do it now, 'cause I am full speed--
- You've changed.
You've transformed.
You're a good person now.
- When somebody tells me not to do something,
that really means that they want
me to do something, 'cause they know I'm gonna do it.
- Start moving.
- Oh, start moving!
[all yelling]
- Not my spray tan!
- Oh, she got him!
She got him!
Party's over!
Time to go home!
- Cabs are here. - Let's go.
- Let's go.
I had to do it real big with the transportation.
- Where's this cab at?
- Yes, sir. You gotta see this.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Oh!
That's the biggest cab I've ever seen.
- Hello. - Good to see you.
Good to see you. - Hi.
- Mwah. - Whoo!
- Happy years to all of us.
- ♪ I'm on the way up, way up, way up, way up ♪
♪ Way up
- ♪ Work it, honey, honey, work it, girl ♪
♪ Work it, honey, honey, tell the world ♪
♪ Get ready
♪ Get ready
♪ Get ready
♪ Get ready
♪ Down, down
♪ Take it down, down, down
♪ Down, down
♪ Take it down, down, down
- Oh, honey.
I think makeup is here.
Hold on.
Hey, how are you?
Come on in.
It is happening.
We are celebrating our th anniversary.
Let the fist-pumping begin.
It is f*cking T-shirt time, and the f*cking comeback
is greater than the setback.
Grab your f*cking popcorn.
[chuckles] Can you even air any of that?
Oh my god, I think my haircutter's here.
The boys are coming over, and we are getting
fresh cuts for the big party.
OK. Are you ready to cut everybody?
- Yep. - All right.
OK.
- Hi, girls. - Hi.
- Hello.
- Oh, my god, I want to get started.
We have to look spectacular.
This is our -year.
Where's Angelina?
So I'm inviting all the girls over
to get hair and makeup by Lauren D'Amelio's Cosmetics.
We need all the help we can get.
- Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
- Are you guys ready? - Yeah.
- Let's do it.
- Perfect timing.
- What's happening?
- I didn't want to start without you.
I also can't get ahold of Angelina, so--
- Oh, what else is new?
- Let me put my coat down.
- Hi, guys.
- Tomorrow's my next embryo transfer.
Like, I'm excited, but I'm also in my head a lot,
because I'm nervous to go through another transfer.
And I need sleep, so I'm hoping that it
doesn't go too late tonight.
- I'll just do, like, your full face.
And then I'll let you see it, and if you feel like you
want them filled in more-- - OK.
- --with, like, the rest of the makeup on--
- Perfect. - Oh.
- There he is. - Yo, what up?
- There he is. What's happening, fam?
- What's going on? - Good to see you, Zaddy.
- Here for the big party.
- Oh, yes.
Oh, damn, that's DJ Pauly D.
- This is a really big deal.
This is like, a once in a lifetime experience
with my "Jersey Shore" family.
- How are you? - Good, man.
- Happy th.
- Hi.
- Thank you. Wow.
Look, you guys are set up.
This is legit.
- I have my period. I'm like, really bitchy.
Where's the prosecco?
- JFK's sister had bad periods,
so their solution was a lobotomy.
[bottle pops] - Whoo-hoo!
- That's my favorite sound.
- Mike, you do it up big for the th anniversary.
You got the barber here. - I mean--
- Full glam for the wife. - Yeah.
I mean, listen. - It's for him.
- It only happens once in a lifetime, man.
- The glam is for him.
- Yo, stop it.
- years ago, Vinny got pinkeye.
- Yup.
- I can't believe we've been dealing with him for years.
- Yo, guys, I gotta let you know
something that's disgusting.
I think I'm getting pinkeye in my right eye.
- What do you do for the chlamydias?
- Don't act like you don't know.
- I feel like we've all, like, shown
so much of our lives throughout, like, these last
years.
- I was in jail.
I feel like we did it all.
- A lot of growth.
- There you go.
I like to think so.
[light funky music]
- ♪ Blessings coming my way, my way, my way ♪
♪ Blessings coming my way
- Oh, someone else is here.
- Oh, wait a second.
It's Uncle Ron, I think.
Yo, I thought it was the feds.
- No, I hope not.
[laughter]
I thought we were past that.
- We were just talking about how crazy it is, years.
I still have the same haircut.
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel.
- I gotta say, though, all you guys
have all held on to your hair.
- Some of us went to Turkey to get some more, but--
- Yeah.
- You can call me Plus ,, 'cause I'm plus ,.
- Was it awkward being back in the house with Sam over there?
- No, bro.
- It was like, the first time it was-- they were--
- We're actually-- we're actually, like, acknowledging
each other at this point. - I like that.
- Yeah. - He was crying.
- We say hi to each other. - He was crying.
- He was not.
- He kept going into the confessional and crying.
- He was not.
- I learned my lesson.
[sniffles]
- Hey, good. That's good sh*t.
- Yeah, bro. This is growth.
It's good.
- We're just gonna skip my times from back--
from back in the day.
- It made you a stronger person, Sam.
- That's for sure.
- ♪ State of your whole life
- Looking back, there's so many differences from Sammi
back from to the same way I am today.
I feel like there's been a lot of growth.
A lot of growth.
But there's no comparison with what I'm going through now.
- And I think showing those times helped a lot of people
that have been-- were going through, like, the same
stuff we were going through.
- I just feel like it's very overwhelming.
I don't know if I'm strong enough
to handle the negative pregnancy test again,
and that's what scares me.
♪
- ♪ They say the party won't be on until I ♪
♪ Get up in the place
♪ Hey, girls want to party ♪
♪ And you want a party
♪ So where's everybody gonna go, huh ♪
♪ Call me up, I can get one started ♪
♪ And you know everybody's gonna show ♪
♪ Get in this, fill it out like this ♪
♪ through , be the baddest chicks ♪
♪ That's me, that's you, your friends ♪
♪ through , let the boys know ♪
♪ This combustible body
♪ We make it boom in your body ♪
♪ And it's like, boom, we get started ♪
- Hello.
How are you?
- They say that if a friendship has lasted more than seven
years, it's for a lifetime.
- Really?
- Yep.
- How many years ago did I meet you?
'Cause I met you in Vegas.
- Yeah.
- I met you in , because it was right when Mike came home.
- And that's when basically we started dating.
I want to be with him.
- If your end goal is to be, like, happy and with him,
you need to tell him that.
- Yeah, five years.
- That's crazy.
- Yeah, I know.
- Can you do a little more curl?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Like a cheerleader. - OK, love it.
- Yeah.
- Hello?
- Oh, sh*t, she made it.
- Hi.
- Oh, you guys look so nice.
- Ange, where you been?
You said you were coming at, like, :.
- We have to leave here in .
Angelina is running a little late today.
- I brought champagne.
- But she brought some champagne, so--
[bottle pops]
This is perfect.
I love it.
- What if we never met each other?
- In an alternative universe.
- What would you be doing?
- I'd be doing real estate still, probably.
- I think I would still be DJing, probably just local.
- Pauly would be like, congratulations to Jonathan
on his bar mitzvah.
[laughter]
Look at the happy wedding couple.
- Stacy, to the main stage.
Stacy.
[laughter]
- Oh, you're gonna come hang out with the boys?
- Vinny would still living with his mother in Staten Island.
[laughter]
- Still driving a Cobalt.
Just like, delivering pizza.
- Mike?
- Maybe-- maybe a firefighter.
- Is it smoky in here?
[laughter]
Or is it just me?
- Who's ready to check the entertainment?
[upbeat music]
[laughter]
- OK.
- Sam, you look pretty.
- Oh, thanks.
- Deena looks good. - Yeah.
- Everything looks great.
- Look at that. - Wow.
- Don't wanna be late for our own anniversary.
- Let's go.
- All right, boys, let's get dressed.
- I hope I can still fit in my dress.
- ♪ I wish you could have seen it ♪
♪ I wish you could have seen it ♪
- Ooh, stunning.
- years.
- Gorgeous. - You look so pretty.
- I love it.
- Ooh. - Stunning.
- Yes.
- Oh, I love it.
- We look exquisite.
We look red carpet ready.
- You guys all have, like, fur.
- It's fox fur, people.
Fox fur. Not real.
- Fox fur?
- Fox fur.
- Mm-mm, nope.
- No, not fox fur. - No.
Fox fur-- - No, it's faux fur.
[laughter]
It's faux fur, not real.
- Hey, this guy's not even dressed.
- This is the outfit before the outfit.
- How long until you're ready, my guy?
- I should be ready in .
- About ?
- Me and Pauly have always been the guys
that are ready first.
And that's where T-shirt time came from.
It's T-shirt time, Pauly.
- You sure?
- This is the shirt before the shirt.
both: ♪ T-shirt time
- Same thing years later.
Still the same. Still waiting for Mike.
- Yeah.
- The boys are picking us up. - Why are they late?
Are they getting their makeup done too?
- Mike definitely is.
- Yeah. - Cabs are here.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- I had to do it real big with the transportation this time,
but I had to keep it OG.
- Where's this cab at?
- Yes, sir.
You gotta see this.
- Oh, sh*t. - Oh!
- It used to be, cabs are here.
- Cabs are here!
- Cabs are here.
Cabs are here.
- Cabs are here!
- The cab's here.
- [laughs]
- But now it's Taxi Cab Limos are here.
- That's the biggest cab I've ever seen.
Wow.
Rolling in class.
- Hell, yeah.
My wife and your girl are behind us
in the presidential SUV.
- So is anyone else coming in this one?
- The girls.
- Jenni and all them?
- Yeah.
- How are you feeling about tomorrow?
- Oh, good. I'm excited.
Hopeful.
Hope it all goes well. Big day.
- It's not a surgery.
- I'm doing my embryo transfer.
It's like a boop, a-doop, a-doop.
- So we'll pray for the boop, a-doop, a-doop.
I can't imagine.
Like, everything that I think I go through in life,
and then Sam is going through things that are, like,
so much harder.
It takes a strong b*tch to go through that,
but she'll have our support and positive encouragement.
- Sam, this could-- this could be it.
- Positive vibes.
- Happy thoughts. - Thank you.
It means a lot to me.
Thank you, guys.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Celebrate tonight
♪ Who cares about tomorrow?
- You came here from Staten Island?
- Yes.
- How'd you get here, take a boat?
- I swam here. I swam here, mother[bleep].
- Oh, yes. - That's the boss right there.
- Wonderful. - Give me a fist pump.
- There we go, baby.
- Hey, where do you go tanning?
- Is that Ronnie's dad? Ronnie's dad.
- Hey, guys, over here.
You can't fall in love at the Jersey Shore, can you?
- No. - It's me.
It's me. It's true, yeah.
- Are you the baby daddy? - Oh!
- There it is. There it is.
- Yeah, look back at us. - Perfect.
Amazing.
- Oh, yeah, Justin. Justin.
Nice.
- Justin, how much was the ring?
carats?
carats?
- Greyson and Meilani.
Nice.
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
- Damn.
- Her lipstick looks nice.
[car horn honking]
- Is it Jenni?
- Oh, finally.
- It's happening.
- Finally.
- Everybody grab your belongings.
We're going.
- Goodbye.
- Where are they?
- What is that?
- [gasps] Ooh!
Cabs are here!
- Cabs are here!
- That is so stupid. - Is that a cab?
- The longest, biggest cab I've ever seen.
- What a crazy way to be riding back to the Shore House.
- Hello.
- Good to see you. Good to see you.
- Hi. both: Mwah!
- Whoo!
- Happy years to all of us.
- Everybody looks fresh to death.
The vibes are like a movie.
Grab your popcorn, and let's go.
- Yeah.
- ♪ I'm on the way up, way up, way up, way up ♪
- This is our th-year anniversary.
We're doing this big.
- All right!
Ready to party?
- Party's here.
- You taught the world what GTL was.
So tonight, we celebrate you.
- Let's go!
- The past month and a half, you
prepare yourself for this day.
And I can't believe it's already here.
If this doesn't work, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
[sentimental music[
It's crazy.
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08x15 - 1209 Ocean Terrace
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Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.
Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.