08x17 - Reunion (Part 1)

[bunniefuu]

-Let's go! -We did it!

[Justina] Tonight, we're celebrating

years ofJersey Shoreat the reunion.

We're not going anywhere, whether people like it or not.

-Indeed. -So "indeed"

and that haircut don't go together.

Whoa!

[Justina] The Shoremates are here

to air out this season's dirty laundry.

You went up to Justin to congratulate him

on the engagement with Sammi.

It was just so weird.

I didn't want to tell you guys this, but I'm gonna say this.

-Oh! -Did you know that?

[Justina]Buckle up for expl*sive bombshells.

I'm trying it now.

Wait. You're trying right now?

-Yeah. -Wow, Ron.

Maybe on the side, I might have got drunk

-and texted one of them. -Wait, you didn't tell us this.

A celeb gossip site said you're bad in bed.

What do you have to say about this rumor?

Excuse you. What the f*ck does that mean?

[Justina]A few surprises.

We have a special guest in the building today.

-[Mike] Bring her out. -[screams]

Here to address the situation, please welcome...

-I don't like that sh*t. -Right in time for the fight.

[Justina]And enough drama to fill up a hot tub.

-We get it, D. -[Mike and Vinny] Oh!

-Messy meatball fight. -b*tch.

Give him the flowers he deserves.

Hold on. I don't think it's something

-to be laughing about, Vinny. -Alright, never mind.

I'm not a f*cking child so I don't need to hear

this bullshit gaslighting from you.

-[Justina]The reunion... -I'm not finished.

-I am not finished. -Oh, shut the f*ck up.

[Justina]...starts now.

[theme music playing]

-Wow. Look at this. -Wow.

Ah, God.

My Lola.

Oh my God. My trash bag.

Oh, Angelina's luggage.

Yes. It's the only luggage I've ever had.

[Pauly D] No one in your family has a suitcase you can borrow?

[Deena] Our best boots!

If we were wearing these, you knew

-it was gonna be a messy day. -It was gonna be a meatball day.

It was gonna be a meatball day.

Guys, look, it's me.

-Vin, you made the wall? -Yeah. Look.

Vin made the wall. Finally.

-[girl] Yeah! -Wow, I love that wall.

What a dope wall that is.

What a good time. We have good memories.

New mullet. Who dis?

-[laughs] -[Justina] What up, MTV.

I'm Justina Valentine and welcome to another

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Reunion.

This season, we celebrated years ofJersey Shore

and the party continues tonight.

We've turned the MTV Times Square Studio

into a full-blown Jersey Shoreshrine,

packed with iconic memorabilia, moments, and madness

from your favorite roommates.

Let's welcome them now.

-Say hello to Nicole. -Hey.

-Hey. -[laughs]

-[Justina] Deena. -Hi!

-Jenni. -[booing]

-[laughs] -Angelina.

-[cheering] -Ronnie.

-Ronnie's back in the building! -Ronnie, you made it.

-Vinny. -[booing]

-And Mike. -Hey.

We shouldn't even boo him anymore. He likes it too much.

[laughter]

As you can see, Sammi is joining us remotely

because she's about to pop.

Congrats. We are so happy for you and Justin.

Oh, thank you.

-Yes! -[Justina] How you feeling?

Hi, everybody. I'm feeling really good.

Just very fluffy, very pregnant.

You look amazing. You're glowing.

Thank you so much for even being here remotely.

Thank you. So do all of you guys.

In true reunion fashion,

DJ Pauly D sent the Pauly D doll to represent.

He's holding it down on the red beanbag

from the OG Shore House.

I hope that thing's been sanitized.

-[laughs] -Ron, welcome.

We haven't seen you at a reunion...

-[cheering] -Thank you, guys. Thank you.

[Justina] How does it feel to be back?

Feels good to be back with everybody.

-I missed everybody. -Amazing.

-We're happy to have you back. -Thank you. Thank you.

Hell yeah. And what we're not gonna do is not mention thedo.

-So I'm loving the hair. -Yes.

What's going on with that?

Joe Dirt?

Kind of like experimenting a little lately.

I can tell. I can tell. [chuckles]

It's-it's business in the front, party in the back.

Now we have a lot to celebrate tonight,

so let's keep the celebration going.

In honor of years ofJersey Shore,

the roommates headed back

to where it all began for an epic party

that literally cemented the fam forever

inJersey Shorehistory.

[upbeat party music plays]

Everything's good, guys.

Alright! Bring in the cement truck!

-Oh man! -[cheering]

I feel like we've always had a mark in Seaside,

but now this means that we're here forever.

Like, it's in cement, it's iconic,

and it's just a huge moment for all of us.

[cheers and applause]

-[hisses] -Oh sh*t!

-Glad you guys made it. -Yeah.

Ron's mom is here.

Seeing Ron's family.

I haven't seen them in the longest time.

Hi. How are you?

Aw!

-How you doing, bro? -Congratulations.

Thank you.

I just wanted to congratulate Justin

for getting engaged to Sam

because I don't think that me and Sam are at that point

where I can congratulate her yet,

but I want to let them know,

like, you know, I'm happy for you guys.

-This is so cool. -It's a museum.

Look at Angelina's luggage.

[Mike]This is a once-in-a-lifetime celebration.

Look around. Who else is celebrating years?

Nobody!

-[laughs] -That hair was so much better.

Yes.

Can we get a big up one time

-for years ofJersey Shore? -Let's go!

-Yes! -[cheering]

-We did it! -Yes.

-Look at us. Look at us. -[Justina] Icons. Icons.

How does it feel to be such a part of Shore history?

I love it especially because we really have come so far.

And to bring it back to Seaside,

it-it just feels like full circle.

-Circle. -We did it.

And I love all of them.

And now that we're cemented there,

we're not going anywhere.

-Whether people like it or not. -Yes. We're not going nowhere.

What was the best part of the night?

Just hanging out with everybody.

We did like the whole circle with Vinny in the middle of it,

and we all fist-pumped together. It's cute.

-So dope. -Of course she made it about me.

-Shut up. -He wants you to.

-That's the thing. -He always does.

It's some tension. It's a little sexual tension.

-Yeah, I know. -A little bit.

We have talked about the infamous note

hundreds of times over the last years,

but I've gotta say,

I don't think I've ever talked to Ron

about the note.

-So, Ron... -Yes.

What do you think about the note becoming

one of the most iconic moments in pop culture?

-Pop culture. -Um...

I think that it's pretty epic,

but at the same time, you know, it sucked

that it-it was such bad circumstances

that the note came out of.

But, you know, I think at the end of the day,

we're still-still close

and it brought us closer together.

-Just have to fight it out. -Yeah.

[simultaneous talking]

You know what, everybody talks about the note.

-Look at the growth. -They always show the Cybr Caffe

then run-- You know, whatever, they ask Sam.

-It's about this man. -[laughs]

Okay. Give him the flowers he deserves.

Wait, hold on. I don't think

it's something to be laughing about.

-It's like not funny. -[Mike] I agree.

Yeah, but I'm not talking about what he--

Alright, never mind.

Yeah, you're trying to put somebody on a pedestal

for bad behavior and I don't think...

No, it's like a sarcastic, like, reverse thing.

-I'm not actually serious. -It's not funny.

Okay.

-On that note, let's move on. -Sure.

There were a lot of guests at the party, right?

Um, Ron's parents were there and, Sammi,

you didn't hesitate to say hi to them.

What made you break the ice?

No, I didn't want it to be awkward or weird.

Um, his family has been nothing but amazing to me

through the years.

I would have no reason not to say hi to them.

My family always respected Sam and they love Sam, you know,

so to see them interact is really good.

That's awesome.

Ron, you also went up to Justin

to congratulate him on the engagement to Sammi.

You said you couldn't say it to Sammi

because you didn't feel like you guys are quite there yet.

-Why do you feel that way? -Well, I wanna respect her space

and respect where she wants to be at a certain time.

You know, if that point ever comes across

where we-where we talk or we interact,

it happens. If not, you know, at least we can coexist together.

[Justina] Got it.

And, Sammi, would you be okay with Ron

congratulating you at some point?

Yeah, I think we're at a different point in our lives.

I think just to break the ice and just let it be

would be better than to just live

in such awkward negativity vibes.

Yeah. I think they've done an amazing, amazing job.

Sounds like you can congratulate her whenever you want.

-Congratulations, Sam. [laughs] -Thank you.

-[Mike] Yay. -[Justina] Love that. Yay.

Mike, how did it feel to have another Sunday dinner together

in the OG Shore House where it all began?

[Mike]Oh, it was amazing. It definitely felt full circle

because these guys are my brothers and sisters.

It was definitely pretty cool to celebrate our th anniversary

and also cook dinner and enjoy it together.

-Where it all began. -Yeah.

Now, Angelina, after a heartfelt dinner,

Mike brought out a celebration cake

and you kicked off a food fight.

What's it about the fam

that makes you just wanna throw food?

I just wanna throw it at Vinny most of the time, so.

Somehow it always ends up on me.

And then it winds up on her and I'm like, oh, you know?

When she's attacking Vinny, it's hilarious.

If you end up hitting Jenni or somebody, you're in trouble.

-I don't think it's hilarious. -I think it's--

You love that. You freaking

blew a fire extinguisher in my face.

-That was like years ago. -It doesn't matter.

It's a food fight, you f*cking idiot.

I feel like this is foreplay.

-I feel like this is how you-- -It's how we get off.

He jerks off tonight about me.

-Don't worry. -Goodness gracious.

I put all this in the spank bank, you know.

-Put in the spank bank? -Yep. The spank bank.

We all have our favorite moments from the last years,

but tonight the roommates are sharing

their top memories of each other.

Let's start it off with one of Nicole's

-favorite moments of Ron. -[laughs]

-The Spiral Squad takes Miami. -Oh God.

-Hey! -We are...

-The degenerates are here. -...spiraling.

And we're spiraling.

-I think... What time is it? -: a.m.

-: a.m. -[laughs]

Cheers. One, two, three, go.

-Oh! -[clatters]

Your drink could have flooded a small country.

You wasted the whole thing on the table.

[Nicole] I'm getting another one.

Like, that just happened right now.

-Whoops. -[laughs]

Hi.

How is that humanly possible?

-They smelled so bad. -[laughs]

-We get it, D. -[Deena] You smelled.

You smelled before too, b*tch.

[Mike and Vinny] Oh!

-[Mike] Messy meatball fight. -You smelled also.

I hate when people tell me I smell.

-Stop. -No, just that one day.

Okay. You smelled also.

[Mike and Vinny] Oh!

Literally said three times.

Everybody smells great today.

-You guys are going at it. -Annoying.

Nicole, what made the Spiral Squad's epic comeback

in Miami such a great Ron moment?

He was up, I was up and I didn't wanna go to sleep,

so I'm like, "Ron, do you wanna go get like drinks?"

It was eight o'clock in the morning,

but it was just like a nice memory that me and Ron had.

-It looks so fun. -Yeah. Spiral Squad.

-I have to say, Nicole is... -It's Miami. It doesn't count.

When it comes to that, Nicole is like superhuman.

-She's able to bounce back... -Yeah.

...from the craziest of nights.

Like, I-I mean, throughout the past years.

-Yeah. -I've never seen

-anything like it. -[laughter]

Coming up, we'll check out more

of the Shoremates' favorite moments.

Plus we dive into Ron and Sam moving from a,

"Hey, how are you?" with no response

to coexisting onFamily Vacation.

Is there a fist bump in their future?

Find out next.

You could definitely tell he wasn't there

because nobody was miserable or complaining.

[laughter]

I'm not a hugger.

I don't hug any of these f*cking girls.

Whoa!

After we already squashed the beef,

she just called me a toddler.

I don't like that sh*t.

[upbeat party music playing]

Welcome back to the reunion

where we're celebrating years ofJersey Shore.

When Sammi dropped the bombshell

that she would never talk trash about Ron publicly,

jaws hit the floor, pigs started to fly,

and suddenly it was clear

family vacations were about to get less awkward.

Even if you fight with somebody,

I would never throw my friends under the--

I didn't even talk bad about Ron.

[distorted voice] I didn't even talk bad about Ron.

[tense music plays]

Oh my God. Sam said Ron's name while Ron is here.

I can't process this.

Look at-- Where are you going?

[Vinny]Ron and Sam are basically back together now.

They're a thing again. [laughs]

That might buy us another season.

Now, Ron, how shocked were you when Sammi acknowledged you?

It was pretty shocking, but it was good to see

that there's growth and we were taking steps forward.

You know, so it was actually, this is great to see progress.

I just wanted to cut the air and just put it out there

so we could just move on from it

and just coexist from here on out

because it was just so weird.

Vin, you joke that Ronnie and Sammi

were basically back together.

I thought you promised Sammi that Ron and Sam jokes

were off the table.

For me, it's not funny to crack jokes, Vinny.

I won't. I won't, I won't.

Well, I didn't mean that.

Uh, obviously it's not true.

It's just a joke. Sorry.

Now, Sammi, is Vinny back in the doghouse?

-Probably. -Oh, totally.

[laughter]

[Justina] Always.

Sam, also recently it was trending

that Ron was at your gender reveal.

Not many people would feel comfortable having an ex

be a part of that moment.

Never did we think we'd see that.

Yeah, me either. [laughs]

I just wanna say this, like, he's part of the friend group.

If he's there and hanging out with everybody

and this is happening, it is what it is.

So, Sam, you said in the show that you'll wave at Ron

but no hugs.

Could we ever progress to a fist bump maybe?

[crickets chirping]

What the hell is the difference?

[laughs]

We're just gonna take it day by day.

You know what it is? It's-- This guy's a hugger.

I'm not a hugger, so he makes it mad awkward

because he hugs everyone.

I don't hug any of these f*cking girls.

-[gasps] -[Ronnie] Oh wow.

"These f*cking girls."

Alright. With Sam and Ron making progress,

the roomies were ready for their first trip this season,

but when the weather wrecked their Carolina plans,

the family rerouted to another beach in the south.

Cape May, New Jersey.

-Get up. -I'm gonna go sit this one out.

-I'm gonna go in the green room. -[simultaneous talking]

-Bye, Vin. -Our best trip!

Everybody's coming except for Vin if he's sick.

-Oh, look at how cute it is! -Oh my God!

Look at that!

I love this place.

[clucking]

-Mike, we're really doing this? -Yes.

-It smells so bad. -It's actual brown sh*t.

-Watch your step. -[retches]

[gags]

The smell is so bad.

I mean, I love animals but I hate this.

Oh my God. Angelina's holding one.

-[man] There you go. -.!

Oh no, no, no.

The chickens are drinking my wine.

-Boy, do it. -[all] Oh!

Oh sh*t.

[laughter]

I have to tell you, this trip,

I have laughed the most

I think I've laughed in all of our trips.

That's because Vinny's not here.

Yeah, it's so weird. [laughs]

-One of the best trips ever. -[Justina] That looked so fun.

-It was fun. -We loved it.

-Everyone at... -Didn't look fun.

-...the Cape May trip really... -It was so fun.

[simultaneous talking]

-I know. -We bonded.

-Honestly? -There was no drama.

Vinny might've brought down the energy

-'cause he's so negative. -Oh!

I like how they were like forcing themselves to have fun.

-It was so cute, you know. -Sammi, what'd you think?

Was it nice not having Vinny there?

I mean, you could definitely tell he wasn't there

because nobody was miserable or complaining

or, you know, being a Debbie Downer.

-Like they said. -[all] Whoa!

I mean, keep it real, were you actually that sick?

Oh, I was... I was dead. Yeah.

Nicole, what do you think? degrees, like,

is that that high of a fever? Should he just have came?

Kids don't go home from school at that.

I send my daughter to school at that temperature.

You have to have . to go home.

-Yeah. -.?

I had fever.

[simultaneous talking]

-That was the first night. -He had the flu.

Big Farmer Sitch, as the co-owner and operator

of Situation Farms,

I need you to rate your roommates' farming skills

-on a scale of one to ten. -Meatballs k*lled it.

-I'm a zero. -Um...

-I did terrible. -I did really good.

-Uh, Jenni, you refused-- -You and Sam were like "No way."

-[simultaneous talking] -Jenni...

Jenni and Sammi couldn't take the smell.

Jenni and Sam refused

-to go into the coop. -It was bad.

-So maybe by default. -They're not farmers.

-[laughs] -Roommates.

The season started off a little rocky with Angelina

because of podcast game,

but eventually you all moved past it

and she shifted her focus to working on herself.

I literally projectile vomit when I have to be around them.

We're at a place right now

where there's a choice to be made,

whether it's stepping away or holding yourself accountable.

I could start.

Yeah, sure.

I take accountability for everything I've said

and, you know, I'm just sorry.

Yeah. It's very big of you that you apologize.

That's definitely a very big step.

You know, she really, um, came to the table

with some accountability.

Um, she owned up to some of her wrongs

and said I'm sorry and she also said, "Guys, I need help."

-Thanks, Mike. -Love it. Love it.

Angie, in Cape May, the girls gave you a family tree collage

to remind you that you are an integral part of the family.

-What did that mean to you? -I loved it.

I still have it. I put it like on my wall, my new house.

I put it up. So I love it. It was so nice.

-It's so sentimental from them. -Love that.

-It meant the world to me. -Nicole, Deena.

This surprise almost didn't happen

because you guys got drunk. Take a look.

You forgot about the picture?

I thought we were trying to find our eyelash.

Wait, whose eyelash?

Oh my gosh.

I'm like, whose eyelash?

-Did I lose an eyelash? -I don't know.

You're like, "We're gonna go get..."

Put her to bed.

[Justina] You always get it together at the end.

Well, it was definitely an amazing trip,

but many more to come, right?

-Yes. That's what she said. -[Justina laughs]

Coming up, the Shoremates discovered uninvited guests

in their Cape May cottages.

Did they follow them to the reunion?

-I hope not. -Angelina is firing up

her ghost hunting app to check.

Deena, get ready.

Get ready for what? I'm not doing anything.

There might be some ghosts here. Angelina's firing up the app.

Don't do it to Deena. She'll leave.

We were messing with the wrong ghost.

[Justina] What?

[eerie voice]m*rder.

-m*rder! -She just opened up a portal.

-What the f*ck? -Indeed.

-Indeed. -So "indeed"

and that haircut don't go together.

-[laughter] -Oh sh*t.

[upbeat party music playing]

[Angelina]I'm just wondering what this pet psychic's

gonna tell me about my relationship with Chris.

And I'm gonna tell you,

Peanut is-- she really doesn't like Chris.

-I'm just telling you. -Oh wow.

[woman] Oh sh*t!

She bit him the first week she met him.

Yeah. She doesn't like him at all.

Literally. And she said to me, "Why'd you even marry him?"

Like it-it was arguing from day one.

Why doesn't she like him?

-Because he don't like her. -She knew.

She watches everything in this house.

She is your real-life angel.

Peanut's like ready to go.

You just see it in her eyes. She's like, "Help me."

♪ But for now I got one big heart, too small to love you ♪

♪ Got two hands up Just wanna hug you ♪

I love that Jenni picked this moment

of you with Peanut to honor her and, you know,

-I'm so sorry for your loss. -Thank you. I love Peanut.

-I know. -Thank you for remembering her.

You know, one day, I hope we see them again.

-They say that, so... -[Justina] You will. You will.

Down on the farm, someone was sending the fam messages,

so Angelina whipped out her ghost hunting app

and spirits showed up faster than Mike

at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[chuckles]

[screeching]

-I feel spirits. -Stop.

-Bet you it's so cool inside. -Okay.

[eerie music playing]

-It's so haunted in here. -I have a headache.

-It's nice in here. -This is a good vibe.

I don't mind a ghost.

I have a ghost hunting device,

um, an app, actually,

that a lot of ghost hunters use,

and you actually can talk to the ghosts.

Ang, what did it just say? 'Cause I heard it go off.

"Be careful what--"

-We're done. -What does it say?

-Take it off. -We're done.

It says, "Be careful what you wish for."

That's it. I'm out.

I am not doing this sh*t.

No way. I'm out.

-Deena ran off. -Where. Be careful where?

-I'll stand right here. -Okay.

Yeah, they're doing ghost stuff.

Oogiddy boogidy!

[distorted voice]Reality.

Reality?!

I'm out!

I'm out! I'm out!

-I'm out! [screams] -Reality.

-Reality. -That's f*cking crazy!

That's f*cking crazy!

Ang, most people don't have

ghost hunting apps on their phone.

Is that just something you're prepared to do

-anywhere you go? -Yeah. I-I love it.

-She's into the dark arts. -Mm-hmm.

No, it's the other side. It's not the dark arts.

I mean, if a demon does come,

you know, in on it, I close the app right away.

-So I'm like, "Nope." -[laughter]

-Arm... -I had a demon come on it

the other day. Get me, brother?

Why did I just say that?

-He's here all night. -Tell me about it.

-There you go. -Now, Deena,

as soon as Ang whipped out the app,

you ran out the door.

Why do you want no part in communicating

with the other side?

See, this is the thing. I do communicate

with the other side... with my dad.

I get signs from good spirits.

I feel energies.

And when I was there, it felt like very heavy

and dark energy in those houses.

-Gotcha. -So I felt it.

So I felt like we were messing

-with the wrong ghosts. -[laughter]

-It was me haunting everyone. -Yeah.

Well, do you guys believe in ghosts?

I-I think that there are ghosts if you entertain it,

but I-I don't like to...

to entertain that. You know what I mean?

If you play with fire, you could get burned.

That is true. Well, we're in Times Square.

This area is rumored to be haunted

due to all the old Broadway theaters.

Ang, what do you say you pull out your ghost app

and we see if any spirits are hanging out in our studio?

-Witchcraft. -No, thank you!

-Witchcraft. -I'm not bothering you!

Phantom of the Opera?

-I'm interested to see... -Come on.

I don't feel like bad energy here.

[app chimes]

[distorted voice]m*rder.

-m*rder? -What?

-What? -m*rder!

-Come on. -No.

Get up and walk around if you want.

-You make that up? -No, it's f*cking--

Look, it's actually going up and down with the...

-Let me see. -[app chimes]

-What does it do? -[distorted voice]Stay seated.

-What? -It said,

-"Stay seated." -What the f*ck?

-Guys, no. -It said, "Stay seated."

Is someone messing with us?

-m*rder! -She just opened up a portal.

-What the f*ck? Wait. -She just opened up--

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why did it say "Stay seated"?

Can we just shut it off now?

Stop playing my voice notes to you.

-[laughter] -Let me out.

-"Let me out"? -What?

Let who out?

-[all scream] -[smoke whooshing]

You wanna let me... [indistinct]

[laughter]

-Got me! -Got me!

-I'm... sorry. -Oh, my poor Deena.

She wouldn't have me touch it.

-I knew it! -Deena...

I f*cking can't believe I'm sitting next to Jenni.

-The worst one! -My gosh!

-I can't! -[cross talk]

I just tore off Jenni's life.

-She did. -That was great.

That is the dark spirits. I don't like it.

Coming up, we talk pounding the pavement

as Vinny and Deena's marathon training

kicks into high gear.

Aww. I love a good jump scare.

Yeah, that was cute.

I don't wanna tell you guys this,

-but I'm gonna say this. -No.

[all groan in disgust]

-Stop. -Nicole, how did it feel like

to finally get some answers?

They didn't obviously show the whole thing.

-Poor girl. -Wait, you didn't tell us this.

-I had a panic attack, Jenni. -[tense music fades]

[upbeat theme music playing]

We're back with ourJersey Shorefamily.

Sam's joining us from home because she's due any day now.

Now, this season, Deena and Vinny laced up

and hit the ground running.

They were off to the races,

but when Mike stepped in as coach,

it quickly became clear

the only thing he's qualified to train for

is a pizza buffet.

Just wanted to let you know I started running.

-Gotta go for a run. -I'll go for a run.

I'm training myself for a marathon and...

it'll be a great little bond that me and Deena have.

I support her and her running journey.

She supports me.

Hi, Deen!

Thanks for coming!

I am here.

-You're running? -Yes.

Are you prepared to lose today?

Mike, you can't even make it to the fridge

without panting.

Take me to the finish line!

Wonder where Mike is right now.

-I wish I made it. -Gassed out.

-You'd won. -I know.

-Whoo! -Let's go, Mike!

[Mike]Victory is...

delicious.

[cheering]

Yeah! Good job.

-Yes. Good job, guys. -I did it.

-Amazing. -I need a wine.

So today is one of the biggest days of my life.

Bucket list item: running the New York City Marathon.

[upbeat music playing]

Energy is crazy.

We got the note! We got the note!

-Go, Jenni! -[whooping]

-[Vinny]I finished it. -Vinny!

I never thought that I would run the New York City Marathon,

but once I put my mind to something,

I figure out a way to do it.

[Paola]

It was an amazing feeling.

-[chuckles] -Wow. Vinny and Deena,

congratulations on finishing your races.

How'd it feel when you crossed the finish line?

For me, I was just like, I know it was only five--

-Like, it was K. -K.

So it was like . miles, which isn't a lot.

-Right? .. -It wasn't a lot at all. I-I...

-We did that in a breeze. -But you know what, for me--

-Calm down. -For me, it was a lot.

'Cause I'll never do what Vinny does.

-[laughs] -Right. Okay.

That's how it starts.

That's how it starts.

And, Vin, congratulations,

you finished the New York City Marathon. Epic.

-Amazing. -How'd that feel?

Ah, unreal.

But definitely just something I never thought

I would do before. And, uh, something that, like,

very little people can say they ever did.

-Very true. -It's a great accomplishment.

-Very inspiring. It is. -Yeah, awesome.

Now, Ron, we know that you like to run to the bathroom.

-[laughter] -Would you ever consider joining

Vinny and Deena's run club?

-No. I'd be winded like Mike. -Yeah.

Mike's usually running from the feds.

-Ooh... -Oh my God!

-We bet. We bet. -Touché. Touché. Touché.

Mike, knowing that you

get to eat so much pre-run and post-run,

does that pique your interest in taking up running?

Uh, i-indeed.

-My beak was definitely wet. -"Indeed." Oh God.

So "indeed" and that haircut don't go together.

-Oh! -You know what I mean though?

People with that hair don't say "indeed."

I already said my piece about his hair.

The Johnny Bravo, Joe Dirt, it's gotta go.

-If he likes it... -There you go.

Are you allowed to listen to something

-during a marathon or you... -Yeah. Yeah. You have music.

-So you can have music? -You do,

but there's so many people cheering

that you kind of don't at a certain point

-because you like wanna talk... -Ah.

I don't wanna tell you guys this,

but I'm gonna say this. I mean,

when he was running,

he was listening to Angelina's

"What's it gonna take?"

-[cross talk] -What?

-No, you were not! -That's what hyped you up?

Yep. "What's it gonna take?" And that's all he needed

to get him across the finish line.

And that's what it took. Vinny and Deena,

you both shared that running has had a positive impact

on your mental health.

How has it helped you manage your anxiety and OCD?

For me, I run a lot, like, in nature, so, like,

hearing just like the birds and stuff.

So just like being out in like nature helps me.

It also gives you confidence too.

-Yeah. -If you have a race

and you work towards it, you train towards it,

-and you accomplish it. -Work towards a goal.

You know, you're like, "Oh, sh*t." Like, "I'm him."

-[laughter] -Yeah. Everybody manages

mental health differently, and I love you guys

are doing something that helps you out.

How do you know that lingo if you don't have kids?

-What? Him? -"I'm him."

-Still in the streets, baby. -I only know that

'cause of Lorenzo. He goes, "Mom, you're him."

It's all those -year-old girls, you know.

They're needed "in these streets."

Oh, you moved up in age?

Ah. I know you're not making fun of me about .

-[laughter] -Oh!

Throughout the reunion, roomies are sharing

their favorite memories of each other.

Deena, you picked a really sweet moment of Sammi in Italy.

-Aww. -Let's check it out.

What is this?

Tell me these are strawberries.

These are like weird strawberries.

-Are these good like this? -Oh, that.

-Yeah, those are raspberries. -Oh.

-Wow. -That's amazing.

Sam, you never had a raspberry before Italy?

I don't know what those things were to this day.

[laughter]

Honestly, I loved Italy with Sam.

That's why I chose Italy with her.

Me and her would cook together.

-We would do little walks, um... -Yeah.

So I thought it was like a sweet moment.

I thought the raspberry thing was funny.

-No, it was so cute. -It's good memories.

-Mm-hmm. -Of course. Yeah.

Up next, are the Shoremates heading to Chile

for the next vacation to meet

-Nicole's biological family? -No!

-Yeah! -I'm good.

-Chile and chili. -God.

Her daughter is Snooki.

-She has no idea. -Maybe on the side,

I might have got drunk and texted one of them.

We'll put a Spanish word on the screen.

Take your best guess at what it means.

-Butt cheeks? -[buzzer]

[screams]

[upbeat theme music playing]

Alright, so what are we gonna get Mike back with?

We could open up the fridge and see what we got.

Grated cheese.

-[laughter] -[indistinct]

Looks like a pizza.

[laughter]

He doesn't wash his sheets anyway,

so he's never gonna find it.

-[laughter] -For sending me to New York.

-[blows] -[laughter]

Speaking of smell...

I had that chick over the other night,

smelled like grated cheese.

I think the cheese bed is the best prank

inJersey Shorehistory.

Just because no one ever pranked Mike like that.

You're a sucker, bro.

-So gross. -"You're a sucker, bro."

It must have been there like,

for hours or maybe a day or two.

-I don't know, but-- -It was a day or two.

-No, it was longer than that. -It was longer than that

-because I had no idea. -It was a few days.

[Justina] What about that prank

made it one of your favorite memories with Nicole?

I just had such a good time with Nicole doing that.

We were laughing, having fun, and...

it was a prank that actually worked on Mike,

so I was proud of us.

It was definitely a good one.

For sure. This season,

Nicole's journey to connect with her biological family

took a big step forward.

Nicole was ready for answers until the convo started,

leaving her with nothing left to say,

but"No hablo español."

[chuckles]

This is your birth mother, Nicole.

-[gasps] -Aww, my poor mom.

-Oh my God. -What?

I'm gonna cry.

[gasps] Oh my God!

[sobs]

[sniffles]

Alright, so this is your brother.

Whoa.

[gasps] Holy sh*t.

Damn.

-He's handsome. -Very.

There's one more. You have a sister.

Oh!

-That's her. -That's me.

The next step is for me to get contact information.

I would do a voice call, not a video.

Hola. Hola.

Your mom is saying, "Hello. I'm..."

Oh.

-Hola... -Just say hi.

[Nicole]I'm trying to speak,

but the voice isn't coming out.

-Okay. -I got this.

-Wait, wait. What am I saying? -Hi.

Hi. Hi...

[snorts, laughs]

Hi.

-Hola. -Hola.

"Hola!" Like you sound like Dora the Explorer.

What are you doing right now?

[mom speaking Spanish]

How are you?

Muy bien.

[laughs] Oh my God. Oh my God.

-[exhales] -[mom sobs]

-She's crying. -Say, "Don't cry.

-I have a beautiful life." -[mom sniffles]

[mom speaking Spanish]

She's happy to know that you have a family now.

[Nicole]I'm just so content with my life

and who my parents are.

I don't know where to go from here.

Nicole, how did it feel like to finally get some answers?

So coming into this,

I wasn't like fixed on seeing

what she looked like and stuff.

So it was just like the siblings.

So when I saw the picture of her,

there was like all these emotions

that I didn't think was gonna happen.

-Right. -And it happened.

I'm like, holy sh*t. Like, this is crazy.

-Her daughter is Snooki. -She doesn't even know.

She doesn't know, she has no idea who I am.

-She has no idea. -Yeah.

-Someone tell her. -No!

-No. -Would you be nervous

if, eventually down the line, you met them,

they did find out that you're Snooki fromJersey Shore?

I feel like the impressions that I got, it's not like that.

-Not at all. -She, she was just...

Genuine love and like knowing

-that I'm happy, and... -Yeah.

I don't feel that, but, like, you never know,

-'cause they are strangers, so. -Yeah. No, that's true.

Jenni, what was going through your mind

when Nicole's biological mom is saying hello

-and it's crickets from Nicole? -Total crickets.

I-I think...

-I had a panic attack. -I think she--

She was malfunctioning whether to say hello

in Spanish or English.

So she literally said nothing. And she just like...

-She had brain freeze. -I froze. Yeah.

-Yeah. -But they didn't show you.

I was running around the kitchen.

-She was panicking. -Jenni was like fanning me

and I was pacing back and forth.

You could see her chest...

And it was like minutes of me

not saying anything, and I'm just freaking out.

Like having a panic attack in the kitchen.

I never felt that way in my life.

Yeah, I mean, it's definitely gotta be a lot to,

-you know, take in. -Yeah. Mm-hmm.

And you sound so cute speaking Spanish.

-You really do. -Hola.

-You sound so cute! -I failed Spanish twice,

-by the way. -Dora the Explorer!

I failed Spanish twice.

I tried in middle school.

I thought you were gonna ask where thebañowas.

Ah, not great, but I do lovesalinas.

-Yes. -So...

Besides the phone call we all saw,

have you had any other calls or contacts

with your biological family in Chile?

-[awkward chuckle] No. -Okay.

Maybe on the side, I might have got drunk

and texted one of them.

Wait, you didn't tell us this.

I just did it like two nights ago.

Now you're drunk texting your mom?

-I know! -No, it was-- it was the sister.

-Aww. -Girl!

-I drunk texted the sister. -Did she respond?

-I was like, "Hey, girl." -Did she respond?

-What did she say? -[cross talk]

No, she goes,"Hola."

-Oh my gosh! -That's so cute.

-Stop. -I love that for you.

Yeah, we'll see, we'll see what happens.

I'm not saying that we're going to Chile,

that I'm gonna meet them. I'm not--

I'm not ready for that. I'm not even ready to do

a FaceTime with them, like,

having a conversation on the phone was a lot for me.

-A lot. -So I can't imagine

doing a FaceTime or even going to meet them in person.

Well, Nicole, if you ever decide to go to Chile,

you'll have to work on your Spanish.

-So let's see how bad it is. -Oh, no.

Alright. We're gonna see how much you need to learn.

We'll put a Spanish word on the screen.

First, try to pronounce it,

then take your best guess at what it means.

Okay? So first, try to pronounce it.

"Nono"?

-[buzzer] -Close.

-It'sÑoño. -Ñoño.

It's 'cause the little-- the little squiggly.

-Grandpa? -Ñoño.Yeah.

So"Nono"is grandpa.

Yeah, this isÑoño.

So what do you think it means?

-Grandpa? -[buzzer]

No, but I'll give you a hint.

You were just looking at 'em. Vinny is your hint.

-Chooch? -There it is.

-[bell dings] -You, really!

-[cross talk] -[laughter]

-Alright. Next... -Ñoño! Ñoño!

-[cross talk] -Ñoño!

I thought it was gonna be grandpa.

I was saying that to Mike's barber.

-I was like, "No, no." -[laughter]

Let's move on to the second word.

[upbeat music playing]

-Okay... -Albondigais meatball.

-[bell dings] -Okay! Let's go!

Me and Deena were in Nashville

when we were practicing our Spanish.

-I love that. -And we said,

we said meatball in Spanish.

How do you pronounce it again?

-You said it perfectly. -Albondiga.

Let's move on to the next word.

Now this one is actually Ben Affleck's favorite

Spanish word, so...

[screams] I love him!

-That's her man. -Saca...

-Sacapunta. -[bell dings]

Sacapunta.Let's go, Nicole!

What do you think that is in English?

-Sacapunta. -Butt cheeks. Butt cheeks.

-I wanna hear Ben say it. -No, not butt cheeks.

-Sacapunta. -It means pencil sharpener.

-Oh, that's his favorite? -I don't know if that's why

-it's his favorite word. -Let me sharpen your pencils?

-Sacapunta. -He said 'cause it sounds dirty.

One more. This is a popular Chilean slang word.

-Ooh. -Ooh.

-Cachai! -Ooh.

-[buzzer] -Clothes?

-Cha-cha. -Clothes?

-Ka-chay? -Ka-chai?

Cachai.

-Cachai. -Cachai.

And what do you think it means?

Cachai.

I'll give you a hint.

-Money! -Um, no.

Dinero.Rich.

-No. -Forget about it!

I feel like you're right here.

-Capisce. Capisce. -Oh, yeah.

Like "you get it, you understand."

I think you did really good, Nicole.

I'm impressed with all your pronunciation.

-It comes naturally. -Very Chilean.

There you go. Put on somesalinasand you'll--

-Salinas! -Yeah.

Up next, the temperature gets hot in Jamaica.

And we're not just talking about the weather.

Did Angelina bring the heat a little too hard

grilling Mike about where he's done the deed?

Is he ready to answer it now? We'll find out.

-Oh... -I forgot about that.

[upbeat music playing]

[Justina] Well, we have a very special guest

in the building today,

-here to address the situation. -Right in time for the fight.

-Please welcome... -Whoa!

Whoa!

[upbeat theme music playing]

Welcome back to the Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

Buckle up. We're taking off

to our next destination:

drama.

The Shoremates packed their bags for Jamaica

in hopes of some fun in the sun.

But in true Jersey Shorefashion,

things heated up fast

when Angelina asked a scorching question,

making the vibe anything but chill for Mike and Lauren.

Mike, where have you had sex?

No. Married.

-Oh, please, don't be-- -Yes, marriage.

Doesn't have to be-- no, could be with her.

-I don't really think it's... -Yeah.

I think Angelina is extra disrespectful towards me

as Mike's wife.

And I feel uncomfortable with what she's doing.

-Don't wanna share it. -I thought you were gonna share.

It's not about that.

Well, he said "no" three times.

Lauren, relax.

Like have you been like in outer space

at every dinner we go to?

What is your favorite, uh, position together? Sexual.

-Oh my God! -She didn't get mad about that,

but because Angelina's asking it,

it's like, let's be a b*tch.

Take several seats please.

We all... around and talk about raunchy...

But when you're around, we gotta be like,

"Ah! We can't say that."

Like, I am who I am.

I'm not changing for f*cking you.

I'm not changing for nobody.

How about, here's my boundaries.

-Don't f*ck with me. -I didn't come at you.

-No, you did. -I put up a boundary for myself.

No, stop saying it's a boundary

because it's bullshit.

You are addicted to this drama.

-No. -You do it with Sam.

You do it with Mike. You do it with Jenni

-for years. -Is that what you're gonna say?

That's the truth. Okay?

-You're gonna play that card. -Everyone in this room

-knows that. -You know what it is?

People like you are a trigger to me.

I have no problems with you.

-I want what's best for you. -Are you sure?

-If you wanna say sorry, fine. -Ang--

Please don't do it again.

-Angelina. -What?

Come here. We're very different people.

-What does that matter? -Very different.

-Different people get along. -I still, I--

Come here.

I have a toddler. So I am just conditioned

to have extreme patience

and wait for like the meltdown

to bubble over like a volcano

and then like simmer.

And then I come and collect them.

And I let them know that I love them

and I'm here for them.

[loud exhale] Thank God.

So you know, it's funny, she just called me

a f*cking toddler though.

-[tense music plays] -After we already

squashed the beef.

She just called me a toddler.

So now I have to see that,

which I think is very petty gross.

Well, we have

-a very special guest... -I don't like that sh*t.

...in the building today.

Lauren's tucked in her toddlers and made her way to the reunion.

-Here to address the situation. -Right in time for the fight.

Please welcome Mrs. Sorrentino, AKA, Lauren.

-[whooping] -Oh, sh*t.

-We should drink more wine. -Well...

Why are we even having this conversation?

I'm not finished.

She was kind of like poking aggressively.

Oh, shut the f*ck up.

I don't need to hear this bullshit gaslighting from you.

He just thinks he's the main character always.

[laughs] Oh my God.

I wouldn't be f*cking sitting here with these f*ck.

-Why are you getting up? -Uh-oh.

[upbeat theme music playing]