08x18 - Reunion (Part 2)

[bunniefuu]

Everybody talks about the note.

-It's about this man. -[laughter]

Okay. Give him the flowers he deserves.

Hold on. I don't think it's something to be laughing about.

-Oh. -Yeah. Alright. Never mind.

Have you had any other calls or contacts

with your biological family in Chile?

Might've got drunk and texted one of them.

Wait, you didn't tell us this.

She just opened up a portal.

-[Justina laughs] -"Let me out"?

-Let who out? -What the hell?!

[screaming]

And, Sammi, would you be okay

with Ron congratulating you at some point?

Yeah. I think we're at a different point in our lives.

Congratulations, Sam. [chuckles]

-Thank you. -Yay.

[Justina] Love that. Yay.

Come here.

I have a toddler, so I am just conditioned

to have extreme patience.

She just called me a toddler.

-[tense music plays] -I don't like that sh*t.

[upbeat electronic music playing]

Well, we have a very special guest in the building today.

Lauren's tucked in her toddlers

and made her way to the reunion. Here to address the situation...

-Right on time for the fight. -...please welcome

-Mrs. Sorrentino, AKA Lauren! -[cheers and applause]

Oh sh*t.

-Wasn't expecting this. -That's a nice outfit!

Thank goodness we drank more wine.

[Justina] This is amazing to have you here.

-I know. -I know. Just in time.

-So special. -Cool.

We haven't had a surprise in so long. [laughs]

Can I ask you why we squashed the beef

and then you had to call me a toddler?

I don't think I ever called you a toddler.

I believe I said Ihavetoddlers

and I'm very conditioned to have lots of patience

on how to navigate tough conversations

and tough arguments.

You can say whatever you want to say

and gaslight me, but, like, I'm not your child.

-Did I call her a toddler? -So--

-Yes, you called me a toddler. -What I'm seeing

is toddler's a...

-Trigger. -...sensitive word.

-Trigger. -I happen to have toddlers.

You're saying that because you have--

I'm not a f*cking child.

I'm done with people calling me

-a f*cking child. -No, I totally get that.

I have been through too much sh*t, Justina,

in my f*cking life. I'm not going to be called a toddler

or any kind of f*cking derogatory words anymore,

so I don't need to hear this bullshit gaslighting from them.

[Mike] I don't think you guys are in a bad place.

Anyone think that that is talking sh*t?

They're not going to ever f*cking defend me,

-so don't even ask them that. -[Lauren] What?

Well, I am going to defend you.

But I'm also going to defend Lauren.

But I'm just like you, Angelina. I go off the handle. I'm loud.

I elevate in the same capacity that you elevate.

And Lauren, she's able to, through her life experiences,

handle things very differently than we handle things.

And I think that was just her explaining it

in confessional howshehandles...

But can I ask you something? Her husband

had to ask Vinny one question, and his one question was,

"What was your favorite sexual position with Angelina?"

And she laughed instead of getting mad at her husband.

It's okay to do it to Angelina,

but then when I do it back to you guys,

it's a f*cking problem.

There can't be hypocrisy.

-Exactly. -Yes.

What do you have to say about that point?

I understand what Angelina's saying. It's apples and oranges

because it was totally different from in Jamaica

where Angelina was in her room until about midnight.

-Because I'm mourning my dog. -I'm not finished.

-I'm mourning my f*cking dog. -I'm not finished.

I'm not finished. One at a time.

It's not your first rodeo.

Excuse you. What the f*ck does that mean?

-What do you think it means? -You're undermining me again.

One person speaks at a time and you listen and you respond.

When I speak, no one actually gives a f*ck about what I say.

Ang, you're going to get a chance to respond.

We're listening to you, Angelina.

And when you're done, someone else speaks.

Just continue talking. Go.

Okay. In the situation with you and Vinny .,

everyone was in the room for hours

and we're all throwing around questions, all of us, okay?

And then in Jamaica, we were there

and you were in your room until midnight.

And then when you came out,

when you decided to come out,

you were definitely going through something

and we didn't know about it

and you immediately sat down

and you made everyone feel awkward.

That was really it.

It's just about reading the room.

And at that time, we felt it was a little out of pocket.

-That's all. -I will back Mike up with this,

is that by the time you did come out,

we were exhausted.

We all traveled that day.

We, mentally, were just--

We were ready for bed.

It sounds like it wasn't so much the question itself,

-but maybe just the timing? -Timing, yeah.

The question did not offend me in the least.

It was the three times in a row

when my husband declined answering it.

She was kind of poking aggressively.

-No, I was joking around. -And I put a boundary.

The three times in a row is too much for me

and I think it's time to move on.

I was just dealing with Peanut's death

and I just stayed in my room a little bit,

trying to just mellow out and just chill out,

'cause I don't have family, really.

-Right. -And when I bring

those animals into my life, those are my family.

So losing one, it-it's bad.

We definitely know how you are with your animals

and how much you love them, so I know that had to be hard.

And we've seen you confide in Mike and Lauren,

so I know there's a real relationship,

a real friendship there.

It sounds like the whole night was just people

-being on different pages... -Yeah.

...but we're here now.

Is there anything else that you'd like to say to Angelina?

I just want to remind you that...

I'm there for you and that I care for you

and I do always want what's best for you.

I appreciate that.

You know, we're a family. We fight hard but love harder.

[Justina] Yeah. No, that's good to hear.

So, Mike, Lauren, now that time has passed,

are you still adamant

that you won't answer Angelina's question?

No. No. I think it was just the wrong timing of it all.

-So what's the answer? -[Mike] Oh wow.

Um...

-Hmm... -Oh my God. [laughs]

[laughter]

-What about you? Can you answer? -Foot of the bed.

I don't even know.

Oh, in my f*cking dad's old bed.

-[gasps] -Oh!

-[laughs] -Okay. That's different.

Because my grandmother, that was my dad's room.

Oh, so your dad's old room.

-My dad's actual-actual bed. -We can end it there.

Yes.

That has to be like the topper.

-Cherry on top. -[laughs]

What a way to pay a tribute to your dad.

-So stupid. -Let's move on.

Once the drama cooled off and the heat let up,

the fam cranked up the fun but with an island twist.

[in Jamaican accent] I'm on a vacation.

-Yeah, man. Welcome to Jamrock. -[squeals]

My love, we're in Jamaica!

There's a guest staying here, Michael Sorrentino.

He loves music.

So if we can have the band

playing for him everywhere he goes,

that would be perfect.

[music playing]

I got a bongo band following me. Like, what the f*ck?

Knock on the door and she said, "I need some d*ck."

-Angelina's on the hunt! -She needs that d*ck.

[laughter]

Ang, your period string's coming out.

-Oh my God. Pauly! -[laughs]

Oops.

-[laughter] -[screams]

[screaming]

If you have a drink, I'll have a drink.

[screaming]

This is phenomenal.

-Ticky tacky. -Ticky tacky.

[upbeat party music playing]

This is exactly what I thought Jamaica was going to be like.

-What is this? -[Mike and Lauren] Surprise!

[in unison] Happy engagement party!

I can cry. This is beautiful.

Come on. You gotta scoot in. I can't believe him.

I'm not going to pose with you like we're a couple.

I'm not asking you. As friends.

You f*cking as*h*le d*ck.

Oh!

That was a prank?

Bro, that couldn't have been from a human.

You think it's from the toilet bowl? What is that?

What are you putting over your head?

[in mocking tone] Eh! Eh! I can't f*cking breathe.

Oh, I thought you loved to eat as*h*le.

So this should have just been right up your alley.

Hmm... Obviously you're a fraud.

Ang, you just brought that on the trip?

I just brought that on the trip.

-I can't. -That sh*t was the worst thing--

We were gagging. Everyone. Like, the cameraman. Everyone.

-I was dying laughing. -Why do you have that?

She's always ready for a "sh*t-tuation."

Ang, I went in Vinny's room

and I really thought it was the sewer.

I'm flabbergasted right now.

That's what you get, Vin, for not wanting

to take a picture next to me.

-as*h*le. -And, Mike,

Pauly also got you in Jamaica, right?

He had the band following you around.

Yes, I am today years old and I just found that out.

-[steel drums playing] -No!

Hey!

-Love it! -[Justina] Know what they say.

A good prank never dies. It just gets louder.

Give it up for Steel Sensation.

Pauly sent them here to follow you for the rest of the reunion.

The vibes are vibin' and the hair is hairin'.

There it is.

-Wow. -Hair is scaring.

[laughter]

Alright, let's talk about the rooming situation.

Angelina, you had a connecting room with Vinny

and you knocked on the door looking for the D.

Vin, if Ang would've caught Drunk Vinny,

could something maybe have went down?

If it was Drunk Vinny, I could have got d*ck.

[laughs] You got to be careful with Drunk Vinny.

Yeah, uh, that's why I don't get drunk.

Ladies, Ang flashed her extra long tampon string...

-Jesus Christ. -...while hanging in Vin's bed.

Oh my God. I missed all of this.

-If you noticed my face... -How drunk was I?

I'm trying to have Pauly turn away

and I'm trying to like move all the guys...

-I'm just-- -Did you have no undies?

And then he goes, "Oh, look, her tampon."

-[simultaneous talking] -Am I wearing underwear?

-No. -[laughs]

In her defense, she's been on birth control so long,

-she hasn't used them. -Yes.

-Next time just use pads. -There you go.

-Pads! -Pads are-- They're terrible.

Like grandma panties.

I don't know where to go from there, guys.

-I know, girl. -[Justina laughs]

Alright, let's talk about the pool day.

Deena, you were ecstatic

when Vinny agreed to get drunk with the Meatballs.

How long has it been since you've seen Drunk Vinny?

First season ofJersey Shore: Family Vacation.

-Vinny's a good time. -He's so fun.

-[screams] -Nice.

[upbeat party music playing]

-He's such a good time. -He is.

So you gotta start it off for us.

-I would like it still. -Ticky tacky. Ticky tacky.

Oh my God.

Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny.

[both] Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny,

Ticky tacky. Ticky tacky.

-I f*cking hate it. -It's an improv game.

This isn't the first time we've played this.

They just never aired it before.

[simultaneous talking]

We literally played this game...

-He brings it up. Yeah. -...every season

since the first Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

I played it with the girls onDouble Shot.

They're like, "This is so lame, we're not going to air it."

But for some reason this season

they were like, "Let's air it."

[laughter]

Mike and Lauren, what made you decide to plan

a surprise engagement dinner for Sammi and Justin?

A lot of the times when you're going down

that family life journey, things can get put to the side.

And getting engaged and starting your family

as husband and wife is just as big of a milestone.

So we wanted to make sure

they had that special celebration together.

Honestly, me and Justin were not expecting that at all.

We were in the thick of infertility, doing IVF stuff

and we felt so special

and it was just a really nice ending to the trip.

[Justina] It looked beautiful.

Now, Vin, it's a beautiful moment

and you go and box Angelina out of the group photo

at the anniversary dinner.

Why couldn't you just throw a quick arm around her?

-Damn! Boxed her out! -It was a prom photo.

They were holding each other from behind.

[simultaneous talking]

-It was too much? -I'm like, we're not a couple.

It did look like that.

Want him to put his arm behind me

and wrap his arms around me? No.

-I should've done that. -[laughter]

-[Vinny] I should've... [laughs] -Would have been so cute.

That usually happens though.

-Okay. -[Justina] So, Sam,

it would actually save some money for your wedding

if Vinny and Angelina just went together

instead of bringing plus-ones. What do you think?

I told them that because they are such good friends.

It wouldn't be weird...

-We're going anyway together. -...if that's what you decided.

What happens after a wedding? Drunk Vinny might pop out.

-Oh yeah. -Spin the block for...

Then next thing you know, me and Angelina

-need some privacy. -I mean, no.

You never know.

We want to thank Lauren

so much for coming through

and talking about Jamaica with us.

Thank you for coming through, Lauren.

Yes. I know you got to get back

to check on the kids, but thank you so much for joining us.

-Thank you. -Such a pleasant surprise.

-Bye, Lauren. -[Justina] Well, Lauren

and our island-style band aren't our only surprise guests.

Coming up, find out who else from Jamaica is joining in

-on the reunion fun. -Wow.

[mellow music playing]

-He's here to tell us. -Honestly, I can't.

Oh my God!

Are you ready to set the record straight?

A gentleman never tells, but if he did tell...

-[laughter] -See!

I f*cking told you!

[upbeat electronic music playing]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

Whoa!

Whoa! What are you doing?

[Mike]All of a sudden, Jenni starts coming at me.

Throwing out the wig, throwing off the fake nails.

Coming at you hard.

-Get off me! -Are you gonna punch me?

He kicked me out of the club.

-I kicked you out of the club? -Get off me!

Oh my God. See what I'm sayin'?

Good night.

[Justina] Welcome back to the reunion.

Mike, you're up

with your favorite moment of Jenni!

I can't!

-It's a very iconic moment... -[Justina] Yeah.

...in pop culture history.

You know, the sound of her back fist hitting my chin

will forever be in my memory.

It'll ring in the history books.

Yeah, it's definitely ringing in the history books.

It was the back fist heard around the Shore.

It was.

It's also the hardest I've ever been hit,

-by male or female. -Really?

Oh, why, thank you.

Sammi's engagement party and Vinny day drinking

weren't the only surprises in Jamaica.

Vinny thought the fam was safe from Hurricane Nino.

After all, he didn't even have a passport.

But Uncle Nino crashed the family vacation

like a grenade in a hot tub.

Jamaica.

Jamaica, here I come! Jamaica, man!

I got my f*cking passport.

After fifty-f*cking-five years in the country,

I'm an American citizen.

I was made. I was made. In a good way.

-Vinny! -[laughs]

-Oh my God. -[laughs]

-Oh! -What?!

-[Nino] Hey! -What?!

Love you. [laughs]

We have been surprised by Uncle Nino many, many times.

I thought that the one place I couldn't be surprised

by Uncle Nino is Jamaica because he doesn't have a passport.

Vinny! Vinny! I did it!

f*cking American citizen! American f*cking citizen!

[cheers and applause]

[laughter]

That's insane. He's full of surprises.

He could not travel 'cause he's been in trouble with the law

-a little bit. -Same. Same.

He was on a visa and stuff like that.

So I thought that I was safe in Jamaica.

I thought I was the only one to get my passport back

for Jamaica.

You weren't the only one

and we had no idea either

and we're not sure how he got it,

but he's here to tell us.

Give it up for Uncle Nino!

[cheers and applause]

God bless America!

Uncle Nino, you look like a million bucks.

-How are you? -I'm a citizen.

You're a citizen. I know. You look like Uncle Sam.

Here, take a seat. Get comfortable.

[chuckles] Alright, Uncle Nino, we have some questions for you.

Subtitles, please.

How long have you lived in the United States?

Fifty-six years.

So, roomies, how shocked were you to see Uncle Nino

pop up in Jamaica?

-Honestly? Very shocked. -Very shocked.

Especially because it was the last night.

-Aw. -Yeah.

You did.

For over years, I know you've been trying to become

a citizen and you couldn't leave the country.

And that was our ongoing joke,

that I was never allowed to get married

until we were allowed to go out of the country.

-[indistinct blathering] -[laughter]

Alright. Uncle Nino, the citizenship test

has a hundred possible questions they can ask you.

You got out of .

Wow, how long did you study for?

You didn't study nothing? Alright.

[Uncle Nino]

Twenty out of .

Okay.

Is that his name? You're Antonio?

-[Justina] Thirty-two? Wow. -Thirty-two?!

Okay.

He's like, "Mine weren't that bad."

-[indistinct blathering] -That's impressive.

They're still shocked

your name is Antonio.

-[chuckles] -I love that name.

-I love that name. -It's beautiful.

I love youse all. Mwah, mwah.

-Sammi, you're the best. -Aww.

-Love you too. -[simultaneous talking]

And big ups to Uncle Nino. We're so proud of you.

-Yay! -You're officially a citizen.

-That's awesome. -Call me Uncle...

-Uncle Sam. -No, Uncle America.

-Uncle America. -Uncle America?

-Okay. Uncle America. -[laughs]

Coming up, is our Keto Guido off the market?

Did one of Vinny's exes sneak back into his heart?

And the crew is setting the record straight

on the wildest rumors inJersey Shorehistory.

-Let's go, baby. -What?

Oh my God.

Uncle Nino, you're the best.

What do you have to say about this rumor?

-Where are you now? -Oh damn.

-Shots fired. -Oh!

Is that true that you have a secret girlfriend?

-[record scratches] -Bring her out.

Oh my gosh.

[upbeat electronic music playing]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

-[party music playing] -[indistinct chatter]

Really, b*tch?! You really-- f*ck you!

This girl throws a drink in my face.

I go after her.

I will f*cking knock you out!

[Nicole]I need to stick up for my girl, so I jump in.

I just go ape sh*t, you know, like a squirrel monkey.

Get off of me!

Team Meatballs, like, attack.

[Nicole] I'm pulling this girl's hair

and some girl's pulling my hair.

And I realize it's my Meatball Deena.

It's Deena.

[laughs] It was so stupid.

[laughs]

You two were fighting. [laughs]

I didn't know it was you. I thought-- I freaked out.

[Deena]We're like, oh.

-Whoops. -[laughter]

Vin, what made that your favorite Deena moment?

It was just that. I mean, it was so funny.

-And, uh... -I'm not a fighter either,

-so for me to get like that... -Yeah.

You ever wonder what happens to those people now?

Like-like that b*tch that threw the drink.

Like, where are you now?

-Selling Herbalife. -[laughter]

She's probably still hanging out at that bar.

We want to see you guys in Italy again.

So hopefully that's coming at some point.

Now, if there's one thing this crew never gives up on,

it's the quest to find Vinny a girl.

-This season was no different. -Please stop.

From speed dating at the San Gennaro Fest

to a full-on dating game show in Jamaica,

the roomies were playing Cupid...

-Oh God. The dating show. -...from shore to shore.

Who wants to date the chooch?

[cheering]

How many Instagram followers do you have?

-Do you like to work out? -I race marathons.

-Really? -Yes.

Oh, he's blushing.

Matchmaking in full effect here in Jamaica.

Vinny, this is Rochelle. This is my boyfriend.

Awkward!

Contestant number one,

what do you think of a guy

who is a mama's boy?

-Ick Central! -This is so awkward.

Contestant number two, describe what celebrity you look like.

On my best day, I look like Kim Kardashian.

[cheers and applause]

Oh sh*t. I think I see one of the contestants

-from last night in a thong. -Where?

Ailin!

[cheering]

[chanting] Kiss, kiss, kiss...

-Eww. -[cheering]

Finally!

[laughter]

Vinny, Pauly took his matchmaking to Jamaica

and tried to hook you up with Nikki's friend Rochelle,

but that didn't really go so well either.

-What do you think went wrong? -It was just forced.

I'm just like, yeah, she's a nice, cute girl.

It doesn't mean that we're going to start a relationship.

Did you hear when she told Nikki that she wasn't feeling it?

She was probably talking about the bar or something.

-Oh yeah. -Can't be about him.

-[simultaneous talking] -Not about him. Give me a break.

[laughs] He's probably right.

I'm % right. Editing!

The dating show that the girls put on

really actually...

They found somebody for Vinny

and he was having the time of his life in Jamaica...

-He was. -...with Ailin.

It was just like fun and...

it was just nice to see Vinny having a good time.

Mm, so are you guys still chatting it up?

We talk on Snapchat and stuff like that, but...

-Oh, cute. -I don't think she's coming

-to Sam's wedding. -No? Okay.

-Got it. -Still invited. She was sweet.

If you wanted to bring her, Vin.

Who do you think is more Kardashian-like,

-Ailin or Angelina? -Oh...

That's a tough one.

We know the answer to that.

-It's me. -You know?

Ailin is the Kim Kardashian.

Angelina is the Rob Kardashian!

Oh, damn.

-No, no, no. -Shots fired.

-So stale now, you m*therf*cker. -But wait a second, Vin,

speaking of, you know, flames,

uh, there's also a constant rumor online

that you have a secret girlfriend.

But they're saying that you pretend to be single,

but you're really not. Is that true or...?

-Bring her out. -I wish.

-Hell no. -Single, ready to mingle?

Single as f*ck. Yeah.

-Alright, ladies, holla at him. -I can't get a text back.

-He'll answer in the DMs, so... -Yeah.

Vin's not the only one

with rumors floating around about him.

So right now, let's set the record straight.

I'll throw out some of the wildest

and most talked about rumors,

and you tell us what's fact and what's fiction.

-Oh my God. -Nicole, there are rumors

that you were drunk when you auditioned for the show.

-True or false? -True.

-[bell dings] -Period.

-True. Very true. -Yeah.

I'm pretty sure we all went to interviews at some point

a little tipsy.

Angelina, there was a fan theory that in ,

you hooked up with Kanye West. Any truth to that?

-What the f*ck? -What?!

-That's what fans are saying. -These rumors are wild.

-Where is that coming from? -[laughter]

-Not true? Okay. -Not true.

She looks like Kim.

-Vinny, a celeb gossip site... -Oh, God.

...solicited fans to post about their worst celeb hookups.

-Oh, I saw that. -Someone replied saying

you're bad in bed.

What do you say about this rumor?

I've never had a bad Yelp review.

-Honestly... -[buzzer]

...one out of a million, not that bad.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

-[laughter] -No, I-- No, it was not me.

I-- No, I did not write that.

[Justina] Okay. Okay, Ronnie, people online are convinced

it's you singing the hook

on David Guetta's track "Memories."

Oh my God.

-Oh my God. If I-- -[laughter]

This guy would be a billionaire right now.

I wouldn't be f*cking sitting here with these f*ck

-if I sang that song. -I mean--

-Are you sure? -Yeah, no.

You might be missing some money.

I know. I need some residuals.

-Isn't it Kid Cudi? -Yeah, Kid Cudi.

Sammi, there's been a rumor that you were supposed to be

onThe Sopranos but turned it down

because you got cast on theJersey Shore.

-Is that true? -Imagine.

Imagine if that was true. No, that is completely false.

-[buzzer] -I thinkThe Sopranos

were even over before we even did the show.

-Right. -But that would be so sick.

I probably wouldn't be onJersey Shore.

I'd definitely doThe Sopranos.

I mean, speaking ofSopranos,

would any of you ever get into acting?

-I'm trying now. Yeah. -I mean, Vinny probably, right?

-I did-- -Wait, you're trying right now?

Yeah, I had two auditions recently.

-Wow! -Wow, Ron!

What kind of auditions? Was it for a drama?

OnlyFans doesn't count. Dude, come on.

-I hold those privately. -[laughter]

-Um, one was forCriminal Minds. -That's awesome.

Did you ask Mike for help with that one?

[laughter]

-Oh my God! -Vin!

Come on, Vin. You're on fire, man.

-I do have a dream role. -Wait.

-Can we do PSA? -What is it?

My dream role is to be onLaw and Order: SVU

-as a dead body. -You don't even have to--

This is all she's wanted for so long!

-I've wanted it for years. -Just wanna be in a body bag?

-That's it? -That's it. I just wanna be

zipped up by Mariska Hargitay.

That's it? Okay.

She wants to be a dead body.

Okay. And you, you heard it first.

Just saying.

Well, after seeing Jenni k*ll it as a director,

Angelina has been dying for her close-up.

Will Jenni let her audition or scream "Cut!"

before she even starts?

Grab some popcorn. We find out next.

-Oh, damn, popcorn? Okay. -Oh, no!

[laughter]

[band playing mellow rhythm]

He just thinks he's the main character always.

-Oh, wow. -Oh, shut the f*ck up.

You're a f*cking comedian.

-Oh, he's gotta get up. -Oh, he's getting up.

Did you go to Turkey for a hair transplant?

This is the, uh, moment of truth here.

-Okay. -You have to check my stamps.

I'm seeing a couple stamps here.

-Whoa! -[laughter]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

[screaming]

You should put your a*s in that and sit on it.

-Yeah. -Alright, fine. I'll do it.

-Oh my God. For real? -[farting noise]

[all] Oh!

What the f*ck?!

[tense music plays]

-It made a noise! -[laughs]

What just happened?

She stuck her a*s in the Funfetti cake!

-[yells] No! -See, that's my favorite part.

-[laughs] -It's blasphemous.

You know, Angelina's definitely the X factor.

You just never know what she's gonna do.

-Don't dare me. I'll do it. -Never in a million years

would we think that she would put her a*s in a Funfetti cake.

And there you have it.

Now, Ang, it seems like a recurring thing for you,

putting food where it doesn't belong.

I've been doing this for years.

My friend tried years ago,

taught me how to masturbate with a banana.

-[gasps] -What?

-And I'm like, um... -Angelina!

And then like a candlestick, so I'm like...

-A candlestick?! -I'm like...

[crosstalk]

-Was it a candelabra? -Hope you washed it!

Well, you didn't have to wash. You could peel the sh*t.

-Candelabra! -[laughter]

You did a peeled banana?!

So the banana, you took the peel off?

Alright, so what, you banged a banana.

A banana unpeeled

-is so fragile. -It's diabolical.

Why are we even having this conversation?

-[Justina] Alright, moving on. -Awkward!

I wanna talk about everyone's favorite time of year.

It's when we come together to not celebrate

-Vinny's birthday. -Yes!

This season, instead of blowing out candles for Vinny,

the crew rolled up to the big premiere

of Jenni's movieDevon,

-to honor her directorial debut. -Yeah!

Thanks, guys. Sorry, Vin. Thanks, guys.

So cute.

It has taken me over four years

to get to this point, and I'm so nervous.

Hopefully, everyone likes it

and I don't get ridiculed 'cause I'll cry.

Oh! You're here finally.

-Wait, what's on your face? -Do you like it?

-I love it. -[indistinct]

I don't know what's happening, but I love that he's taken it

to another level.

-[tense music playing] -[screaming]

This movie is so scary.

I would love to have been an actor in this

and I would've been f*cking great.

I feel...

-Oh, sh*t! That's right! -...so sorry,

that again, another year goes by,

my premiere ends up

-on your birthday. -It's your party.

Every year we're always doing something else

rather than Vinny's birthday.

So I'm like, fine.

I'll do something for your g*dd*mn birthday.

-[chanting] Vinny! Vinny! Vinny! -Do I blow it out?

Vinny!

-Happy birthday! -Whoo!

-Thank you. -Happy birthday!

-Oh! -Oh!

My birthday doesn't exist to you people anymore.

Don't even say my birthday as a joke.

Joke's on you, it's not your f*cking birthday,

-it's my f*cking party! -Yes!

[Vinny] Yeah, I mean...

[Justina] Jenni, first off,

big congrats on your directorial debut.

-Thank you. -Epic. I was in the building.

The movie was so good,

-so scary. -Thank you.

What was the hardest part about directing?

I went in from knowing reality, so I did not make a script.

I don't think I could ever do that again

because from a director standpoint,

you really need to have a clear vision

as to beginning, middle, and end.

Well, the fact that you freestyled that,

-it came really good. -The whole thing. Yeah.

-Very cool. Very cool. -Yeah!

Vinny, Mike went full horror glam

-for Jenni's premiere. -[sighs] My man,

-you know, he's just... -Oh my God.

He just thinks he's the main character always.

-I mean... -Main character syndrome.

What it is, is everything I do,

um, I put, you know, my most effort into it.

So if it's supporting a friend, I'm gonna do that.

Vinny is the opposite.

You know, he always does the minimum.

-Oh my God! -So it just is what it is.

-[laughter] -I know Vinny did fine.

Now, Vin, of course Jenni's premiere

-trumps your birthday. -Yeah.

-My bad. -What's it gonna take

for the roomies to put some respect on your name?

Ask Angelina to sing it.

-Oh, f*ck you. -I never had a birthday on...

-♪ What's it gonna take? -Shut up!

I think, ironically, we celebrate

-by not celebrating. -Yeah.

We talk about my birthday a lot.

You know what though?

-We had a Vinny Day. -Right. Exactly.

We had Vinny's birthday a million times.

We've done so many Vinny things.

Dating shows.

Literally the center of attention.

Relax. You might be the main characters.

You might be the main character.

You're the main character.

So, Deena, Jenni said she would cast you

in her next movie.

What's your dream horror role?

Oh, I would definitely be the lady--

like the girl that's running away scared, screaming.

-You'd be good at that. -Oh, yeah.

-Yes. -Can you give us a good scream?

[screams]

[Justina] That was good.

I think Deena's a phenomenal actress.

Ang, you've also said that you would be a good actress.

So can we get a scream or a line from you?

I sound like a witch. I don't know.

You could do it. You got it.

"Get away from me! Don't touch me!"

-Say, "Don't k*ll me!" -Just scream. Just scream.

Just scream.

Don't k*ll me! Ahh!

-That was pretty good. -Great job, Ang.

-Jenni, what'd you think? -We're getting there.

-I think we got something. -A little work, but it's...

Yeah, something to work with right there.

-Nicole, you go. -Sammi, wanna audition for Jenni

-or you'll pass on the horror. -No, no. I'll...

-I like to be in the audience. -Nicole?

-Come on. You told me to do it. -Do it.

Okay.

Call !

[screams]

-[all cheer] -Okay, Nicole!

-Damn! -Wow!

-Hey. -[Justina] Mike,

you had some creative ideas for Jenni's next film

and said you could see yourself bite the dust

by choking on a chicken tendie.

-Give us your best choking face. -Oh my God.

-Oh! You ain't doin' that. -[laughter]

Gotta do it!

-Let's do it! -Let me see.

I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

He will never let this down.

-[laughter] -[crosstalk]

-It's your audition. -Okay. [clears throat]

[choking]

[Justina]You played it safe.

-Ron. You're up next. -What?

What am I-- What do you want me to do?

What do you want me to do?

-You're choking. -Come on.

-[choking] -[tense music plays]

-Oh my God! -Oh God.

Break out the camera.

He's trying forCriminal Minds.

-[crosstalk] -Criminal Minds!

-Good job. -[Justina] I think Ron's

-gonna get that role. -Alright, Vinny, go ahead.

-I'm not choking on sh*t. -Now, Vin, you know

-we saved the best for last. -I'm more of a dramatic actor.

-I'm more low-key. -Oh, shut the f*ck up.

Somebody just broke in.

-You have to call . -A dramatic actor?

-You're a f*cking comedian. -You can't get to your phone.

-Oh, he's gotta get up. -How the f*ck--

-Oh, he's getting up. -Why are you getting up?

Hello? I think someone's in my house right now.

[slo-mo] Hello? I think someone's in my house right now.

-[tense music plays] -Alright, see you soon, sir.

-[laughter] -What the hell?

Boo!

Boo!

Boo this man! Boo this man!

Boo!

I did like his eyebrow. I'm not gonna lie.

The one eyebrow up.

That was not real.

-It was giving something. -Porn acting.

Do you have any plans for your next film?

Yes.Nanny Cam.We just wrapped.

-Yay! -It's a psychological thriller.

We went to the set.

-You guys did? -Yeah!

-It was so cool. -Alright.

Well, give it up to Jenni,

directing her first movie and her next movie.

We can't wait to see what you do next.

Up next, we get to the root

of whether Mike got a little help up top.

Will he come clean or keep brushing it off?

What? No one told me about this.

-[laughter] -Are you ready

to set the record straight?

I don't know, if people are like, "You have a big butt,"

I'm like, "Yeah, I have a BBL."

-Oh my God. -Just a big fat a*s.

[upbeat electronic music playing]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

Let's go to the bar.

Two vodka sodas.

I'm about to get [muted] up tonight.

[Pauly]Vinny's wilding out.

I don't know what is in his keto diet,

but all I do know is he doesn't take many carbs

so he gets drunk fast.

That's my favorite Vinny!

[Vinny]I do this thing where, as the beat is building up,

there's a locked door in front of me

and I'm getting really frustrated.

The beat's building. The beat's building.

I start pounding on the door.

-As soon as the beat drops... -[chuckles]

[upbeat music playing]

...I kick the door open,

and I start going in there

like a madman

and [muted] everyone in the room up!

[upbeat music continues]

We can't take him anywhere!

[laughter]

And that was Ronnie's favorite moment of Vinny.

Ron, we know you have some dance moves as well.

-We're different styles. -Yeah.

-The legs. -[chuckles] The legs.

-Mine's more creative. -So if we drop a beat right now,

can we get a dance battle or is that off the table?

-Vinny's gonna... -No.

Good luck with that!

We got vanilla Vinny.

-I'm dying. -We would have to get Vinny

-a drink. -Yeah.

And a BBL.

And a BBL.

I could just stand up. And I mean...

-Can I feel your BBL later? -Of course.

It's literally just fat

that they move from your stomach to your a*s.

So mine's not a BBL?

No. You have a regular a*s.

-So mine's not a BBL. -No, not a BBL.

-A BBL is surgery. -Oh! I thought I had a BBL!

It's a surgery, Deena.

-[laughter] -Deena,

you have a nice, natural a*s.

Deena, you have the nicest natural a*s.

I never knew what a BBL was!

I don't know, if people are like, "You have a big butt,"

-I'm like, "Yeah, I have a BBL." -No, you don't!

Well, I always thought that's what it was,

just a big fat a*s!

Well, I'm so glad we cleared this up.

-Alright, well, now-- -She has a regular fat a*s.

I had no idea.

D... [chuckles]

-That's amazing. -[Justina] Alright, let's keep

this reunion moving.

Over the past years,

some things have changed

and some things have mysteriously grown back.

The roommates couldn't help but notice

a situation with Mike's hairline.

Mike, I haven't seen you in a while. Nice haircut.

-Oh, you like it, right? -I like it. It's nice.

Are we gonna talk about that or not?

[laughter]

There's definitely something up with Mike's hair.

His hairline has grown a few inches.

Mike might've stopped in Turkey,

the hair transplant capital of the world.

Gotta be careful where you transplant yourself.

[laughs] Yeah.

Are you getting at something?

-How's your hair? -[scoffs]

Wait a minute. You got hair?

I cannot confirm or deny.

We cannot confirm or deny.

Pure speculation.

These accusations are attacking my character.

-...he needed. -It's all rumors.

-It's "hair-say." -It's "hair-say"?

-I hear what you're saying. -You need some downtime?

-"Hair-say." -[laughter]

-[laughter] -Yeah.

You just brought it like a Chia Pet.

Honestly, I didn't realize until other people

started making jokes about it.

-Right. -Maybe it was done strategically

if it was done at all, but a gentleman never tells.

Now, Vin, we know you're very particular about your hair.

Would you ever consider a transplant

if yours started to recede a bit?

He's Sicilian.

-That's not going anywhere. -I would transplant it

onto my beard, so my beard could connect.

Yeah, 'cause it's looking like you got bad Wi-Fi right now.

-Yeah... -[laughter]

-Okay, calm down. -[laughter]

-Calm down, guys. -That's a good one.

-I like it. -[laughter]

Roommates, how do you feel, when someone gets work done,

should they just own it?

-f*ck yeah. -Especially celebrities.

-Yeah, it's all good. -No, I feel like,

you know what, you do what you wanna do.

[Jenni] You know, I'm /.

I feel like people shouldn't be forced,

but now I'm also raising a daughter

that looks up to people that she might idolize

that you can't get their looks without plastic surgery or help.

So it's like part of me wants people

to be a little bit more transparent

for the younger kids' sake.

A hundred percent.

But if it makes you happy, go for it, because...

Mike, I have to say, you seem so happy,

-but you always are happy. -I always am happy.

-Yeah. -But, um, I love my hair,

especially this growth.

Are you ready to set the record straight?

Did you go to Turkey for a hair transplant?

I think I should stand up for a moment like this.

-Go in the middle. -Uh-oh.

We need wine for this.

-Zoom in on that hair. -[band playing]

[Vinny laughs]

What's he doing, a f*cking magic trick?

Let's have a look at that, Mike.

Alright, this is the moment of truth here.

Okay, so I'm looking for some stamps.

[tense music plays]

Okay, I'm seeing a couple stamps here.

-Ooh. -I'm only seeing

-one Italy stamp. -Only one Italy stamp, guys.

[tense music drops]

Well, there you go. Mike did not go to Turkey.

He got it done in New Jersey, guys.

You tell us first.

-Alright, guys. -They did a good job here.

It's time for me to set the record straight.

A gentleman never tells, but if he did tell,

shout-out to my doctor, Dr. Mike Ellis in Tinton Falls.

-You did a great job. -Oh my God!

I told you! I f*cking told you.

I love that you're owning it.

That's amazing. And we're happy for you.

Coming up, what's it gonna take to get Angelina,

Nicole, and Deena to start a girl group?

We look back at their musical performances

-from this season. -Oh, God.

-Oh, no! -No. Delete it!

-♪ What's it gonna take? -[laughter]

-Ang, we saw you in the studio. -♪ What's it gonna take? ♪

I can't breathe.

Yeah, I worked my a*s off on that song.

[record scratches]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

[upbeat electronic music playing]

Welcome back. Well, not since Destiny's Child

have we seen a trio of ladies with such vocal talents.

This season, Angelina, Nicole, and Deena

each had their moment to shine.

And they did not hold back

showing off their vocal range.

-Or not. -You got this, D.

[singing off-key]

♪ I would never break you ♪

♪ There's too much here at stake for you ♪

♪ Every day and every night ♪

-Oh, we're gonna-- -♪ You go and start a fight ♪

[indistinct singing]

♪ I do not know what to do ♪

♪ I'm so in love with you ♪

♪ What's it gonna take? ♪

♪ Every day and every night ♪

♪ You go and start a fight ♪

[indistinct singing]

[dog howls]

-That was bad? -It was bad.

Oh my God, I got a cramp.

-Oh, bad. -I got a cramp.

Go us, guys.

-I can't breathe. -Beautiful voices.

Nicole, what is it about Selena's music

that just gets you ready to perform?

I don't know. I just feel... I love her.

I always watched the movie growing up,

and I just feel like she's singing to me

and she's my soul sister.

But Ron, when that happens, put me to bed.

You were using the credit card as your room key.

-Well, I don't know. -[laughter]

Now, Deena, you performed "Every Day and Every Night"

-at Vinny's dating show. -Yeah.

I've never heard this song before.

Did you write that on the spot or is it part of your secret

-music catalog? -So in the beginning

of OG series, we really weren't allowed to have music.

So I had this song that I wrote when I was in middle school.

So I sung it to everybody

and it's just been like an ongoing thing.

But she actually sings it really good.

-That wasn't like... -Yeah.

-That wasn't the thing. -Agreed.

I-I honestly sing it every season

to get us into the mood,

and they finally f*cking use it.

And they use it there? [laughs] I'm like, "Cool!"

-They used it there, girl. -Sammi knew the words.

-I remember it from the OG. -You k*lled it, girl.

Ang, we saw you in the studio. When can we expect the single?

I k*lled it too. Right, guys? I had laryngitis.

-k*lled that. -Did you catch that from Vinny?

I got the clap from Vinny.

-I'm kidding, I'm kidding. -Wait, what?

-Um, no, I had laryngitis. -Okay.

But, yes, the song is done,

so it will come out. And you guys--

Production actually told me it's really good.

Yeah, I worked my a*s off on that song.

I can't wait to hear it.

Alright, roommates, it's time to close out the reunion

and we can't say goodbye without a toast

to celebrate years ofJersey Shore.

So, everyone, grab a glass of non-alcoholic Ron Ron Juice.

Mike, since you love to be the center of attention,

would you do us the honors of saying a toast?

Oh, wow.

I love you guys like my brothers and sisters.

Um, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Let's make it to years, guys.

We didn't come this far just to come this far.

[cheering]

-Cheers! -Cheers!

-♪ What's it gonna take? -Shut up!

[Justina] I wanna thank all of our roommates

for hanging out here tonight,

and to Lauren and Uncle Nino for stopping by.

And of course, much love to Sammi and Justin.

-We can't wait to meet Baby May. -Aww.

I'm Justina Valentine. Peace!

[band playing mellow rhythm]

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