[all cheering]
I love birthdays this time of year. Thank you, thank you.
[Pauly] Everyone's actually gonna come to Atlantic City,
see me DJ at my residency
and continue the birthday celebrations.
I can't go, 'cause I'm in a wedding. Ahh!
[Jenni] Jen coming?
♪♪
You are driving me crazy!
You're calling me a [bleep] wh*re?
And she is in town this weekend.
This is gonna be savage as [bleep].
♪ Here I come ♪
Yeah, buddy!
Party's here!
The Situation is under construction.
This might not have been the best idea.
We're so classy now.
On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
Get the frig outta here, you crazy!
♪ Here I come ♪♪
♪♪
♪ And I look in your eyes ♪
♪ So glad we have met ♪
♪ From the first sunrise... ♪
Why am I always the [bleep] first one up?
We are in Atlantic City to see Pauly DJ,
and I'm actually really excited.
The only thing is Ron's baby mama is coming!
This is gonna be a disaster.
Let's start the day. [chuckling]
♪♪
[siren blaring]
Wake us up!
[siren continues]
[Jenni laughing]
Oh, I'm outta breath.
♪♪
Come on, let's go, I need coffee.
All right, we're gonna go. You take forever.
Oh, I know this. You know that--
We're not even going out right now,
we're just going to get food and breakfast.
I know, I just have this one pimple that I have to...
Oh, God.
[Mike] Are you almost readys?
Two seconds, yeah.
What'd you think of Angeliner's man?
He was cool. I mean, at first I thought he was uncomfortable.
You guys are a little intimidating...
But then I felt-- ...when you come all together.
I felt that he warmed up and, um,
he kind of, eventually, was fine.
So I was-- I thought that was cool.
So that was like a legit fight with them, about the hot dog.
[Angelina] What about the hot dog situation?
[Chris L.] Oh, don't even... In-- In Manhattan.
There was a hot dog-- you ate the hot dog
and didn't even ask me if I wanted a piece of it.
Gimme this [bleep] hot dog. [Deena laughs]
I wanted chicken fingers! Oh, you got a pizza!
Where are the [bleep] chicken fingers?
Get in the [bleep] car.
[Ronnie laughing]
[laughter stops] Hi, Chris.
Good morning. [Ronnie] Hey, good [bleep] morning.
[Vinny] We were just [bleep] talking about you guys.
Does anybody want a hot dog? They got hot dogs here?
What are we doing today? All the guys are gonna
[bleep] take Chris, and we're all gonna go [bleep]
have a guys' day, and I think the girls
are gonna go have a [bleep] girls' day.
Do you say the word "[bleep]" ever, Vin?
Yes. Only when he's making fun of you.
[Ronnie] Only when he's trying to [bleep].
When I'm trying to [bleep]? [laughing]
[laughter]
So what do you say to the girl? Like, how do you--
You just say, "I'm tryin' to [bleep]"?
That's the only "[bleep]" that comes out of your mouth?
What'd he say to you that time?
[all] Oh!
I like this kid! [laughing]
[Pauly] It takes a very special person
to be with Angelina, and this guy is the guy.
[Mike] That was good! [Jenni] That was so good.
He's just as quick as we are.
I'm shocked of how much we're all liking Angelina's fiancé.
I'm glad this guy is here.
[all laughing] That was amazing!
We'll get ready to go to lunch. Brunch.
Right now? [Pauly]Yeah.
Everyone wants to get to know
everyone's significant others,
so I feel like the best way to do that
is for the boys and the girls to kind of like divide and conquer.
Cabs are here!
♪♪
Oh, yeah! Bally's Bikini Beach Bar, yeah!
Feel like you're trying to get us in trouble. [Ronnie] Yep.
[Pauly] I got the camera ready to go.
♪♪
Did you want to start off with some Bloody Marys or mimosas?
I'll do a Bloody Mary. Same.
I'll do a virgin Malibu Bay Breeze.
She's gonna be a mom.
[waitress] Congrats! Oh, my God! Thank you.
[Pauly] That guy's on the keto.
[laughing]
Are you excited to be a dad? I'm nervous for sure.
I was nervous as [bleep], and I was like,
uh, am I even gonna know how to do this?
Something adjusts in your brain where you're like...
It's like a switch. ...I need to protect this--
I have to take care for this child, it-- it just happens.
I feel like with a kid, though, you can't--
like, there's no room for error.
[Ronnie] Just feed the baby, change the baby,
and don't drop the baby,
and it's gonna be all right, bro.
[Chris B.] Yo, I think it's kinda funny, though,
that all the girls, they were like,
"Oh, you guys are going to a beach bar.
There's gonna be girls in bikinis,"
and we're talking about me being a dad. We're talking about [bleep].
Don't worry, I'm getting some thotties over here in a minute.
[laughing] After I eat.
You can't cheat on an empty stomach, that's something I do know.
This is a dumb question, but did you guys ever meet before this?
No. No.
You haven't? No!
Oh, well, Angelina, Laurens; Laurens, Angelina.
I know, I talk to 'em on like social media, but...
I'm kidd-- yeah.[laughs]
So, Pauly, you excited for tonight's, uh, gig tonight?
Yes, very excited! I'm glad to have you guys along with me.
Yo, thank you so much, man. You rolled out
the red carpet for all of us, literally. Any time, man, any time.
You guys are always welcome any place I am in the state.
Yo, I'm requesting a shout-out...
Got you. For me and Laurens.
That's all day. Vinny said he wanted
to be low-key, didn't want people to know he's there,
so I might not shout him out. Yeah, sp-- speaking of Vin,
how do you feel being, maybe,
one of the few single ones here?
I have an announcement to make!
My friend Vinny right here is single. He's single.
[crowd cheering] He's single.
And looking! And looking!
Oh! Oh, and I am too.
[laughter and cheering]
Can we talk about Italy?
We can talk about Italy.
We want to get married there.
That's, like, what our dream was.
He's not allowed to leave the state of New Jersey?
He can't leave New Jersey or New York.
[Deena] I mean, planning a wedding in general is a lot.
So I can't imagine having to do it
around something you're not sure what's...
Yeah. Gonna happen.
Do you think he's gonna go, to jail?
♪♪
[Lauren] I hope not. I hope not.
But I'm just saying, you know more than any of us.
[Angelina] Oh, my God, I can only imagine
what Laurens has been going through.
You can't worry about things. You can be concerned
and try to make arrangements
for what-- when it could go good or when it could go bad.
But you can't, like, have your emotions and, like,
your daily life revolve around that.
[Vinny] All right, Chris, we have a question.
And this is a compliment
'cause you seem like a normal, normal guy.
Why do you like Angelina?
Honestly, me and Ang are kinda similar.
[Vinny] She's like next level, though. No, she-- she gets
a little off-- a little crazy,
but she's not like that all the time.
Sometimes she comes in, I think she tries a little hard.
[Ronnie] Too much, yeah. But, like, she means it from a good place.
Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. She always talks good about all you guys,
And that's the truth, she never said anything negative.
Maybe Vinny a little, but... [laughter]
So she-- not to, like,
throw you under the bus-- was engaged a few times.
I was engaged before. You were engaged recently?
Not-- I mean, what, two years ago?
She's had a few engagements. Oh, okay.
Yeah, I've had three. This is my third.
Were you ever in, like, a long-term relationship
before you got engaged, or are all three engagements
under, like, a certain amount of time?
Sometimes it's not about how long you're with the person,
it's about if you're...
[Jenni] But there's three of them.
I'm just wondering, only because I don't know if it's, like,
an insecurity thing, like, do you feel like alone?
Do you think, like, you need a guy? No.
I mean, it's not that I need a guy. I feel like--
Like, how's your relationship with your dad? Who's your dad?
My dad and me are-- like, we're decent.
My childhood was not easy.
Our parents didn't have a good relationship.
My father was a cheater, he was an a*usive father.
He was never a father to me growing up as a kid.
He met my mother in court,
because my father was always in and out of jail.
When I was born, my father was in jail.
He only had me because it was gonna give him
a lesser jail sentence.
So he's like, oh, let me have a daughter
with a woman that I don't even love.
I'm sure that's not... That's what he-- that's--
That's your perspective. I mean, I'm not--
No, that's exactly what he-- he told me that.
♪♪
Hearing from Angelina, her daddy issues, heartbreaking.
'Cause it makes sense as to why she's very codependent.
Well, now you guys know. Now you get it, right?
I feel really bad
for how I treated Angelina, or judged her.
I didn't know you had such a rough childhood.
I don't really talk about it too much.
Chris never met my father. He still hasn't met my father.
So, what makes you feel about Angelina, like...
[Chris] I don't know. ...like, I feel it.
This is the one! I'm gonna get down on one knee...
It's weird, I don't know. Spend the rest of my life with you.
We're together /, and we're like best friends.
And it's like everything we do, we just get each other.
We just, like-- really do love each other.
It's the last vag*na you can have
for the rest of your life, though. It's all good, though.
[laughing] I don't believe it.
Same, same, same! [laughing]
The fact that, you know, Chris is super cool and chill
and is, like, okay with the fact
that Vin's been [bleep] Angelina,
I think that's pretty... weird.
What goes on, what goes on! [laughing]
I have a random.
Have any of you met Jen?
I haven't met Jen. But I've talked--
Have you? [Deena] In Miami.
I feel like you have the best rela--
I mean, I don't really--
But by having the nicest relationship with her,
I have the worst relationship with her.
Yeah. [Jenni] I don't know.
I don't know. If she wanted us
to be afraid of her, she succeeded.
Hey, is Jen coming? [Ronnie] Tonight?
Yeah, she's gonna come tonight.
Are we takin' her phone? And her car?
[chuckling] [mocking laughter]
Is she cool with, like, all this jokin' around and [bleep]?
[Ronnie] Yeah. We have fun. Like, Vin was--
we have, [bleep], a great time.
We [bleep] drink, maybe,
we don't bicker, it's like...
[Mike] Ron and Jen's relationship has been very toxic
the past couple months.
We've all seen it. Uh, Big Daddy Sitch would
have to predict that this trip just gets crazier,
um... as the days go on.
Yo, it was-- it's so crazy.
Tater's hits Laurens up online all the time, right?
Yeah, they're like friends! And she's like, she's like,
"Oh, I can't wait for you-- to do a double-date."
Next day, "Ronnie dragged from a vehicle."
I was just like, what the [bleep]?
"Ronnie drops charges." It's like, what the [bleep]?
I think she's gonna do a lot of what
Ronnie's doing right now, and make jokes
about the entire situation, that's what I think.
Yeah, but they're not healed from that.
So that's a dangerous space. He's physically not even healed.
I know! Did you see his arm, when he's like this?
I was like... I didn't see it that bad.
That is a dangerous place,
'cause all you gotta do is say something. Exactly!
With a tone, not even the wrong thing.
Do you think she's crazier than you?
Legitimately crazier than me.
It's my birthday!
Angelina keeps hangin' on me. She's kissing me.
Guys, they're coming.
[Jenni] They're here! They're here!
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm not gonna say anything to Jen.
I don't want Jen to k*ll me.
I don't know who's gonna have the ba*ls
to say something to Jen.
Your mug shot? You look hot.
♪♪
Awkward! [feedback and siren chirping]
Yeah, buddy! Tonight 'bout to be lit!
All right, guys, I think the boys are on their way back.
But I'm gonna go take a nap so that I can make it out tonight.
[Lauren] Okay, have a nice nap. I had fun! I love you!
Me too! Love you.
I'm going to bed.
Listen, I know I'm not gonna be able to lay down.
It's gonna be sexy time before dinner.
Does he try to "romance" himself on you?
No, I told him he can have sexy times.
Good for you. I like pre-dinner,
'cause when I'm like done for the night, I am done. Same!
Plus you feel lighter... And then you feel better.
You're in a better mood anyway.
I tried to bang Chris before I got here, and he was like,
"We're too busy." Hence the hot dog fight last night.
Yeah. I was like-- You need to-- you need to
to relieve some stress. 'Cause we're sexually frustrated.
Yeah, exactly. And we didn't bang last night either.
[Ronnie] So guys' day was a success.
[Pauly] We have dinner at :, so guys, get ready.
And then, Martorano's tonight.
And then The Pool After Dark, DJ Pauly D in the mix.
Is Jen coming to dinner? Yes.
Dinner is about to get real interesting.
We're about to be confronted with Jen
for the first time since Vegas.
Let's hope Mike doesn't give any French fry jokes this time.
♪ Guess who's about to cannonball ♪
♪ Me ♪ ♪ 'Cause, baby, you know it's on... ♪
♪♪
Yo, I'm not gonna bring Jesus tonight,
because I got him on my shirt.
♪♪
Tonight, I get to turn up
on the turntables at The Pool After Dark
with my "Jersey Shore" family. Yeah, buddy!
T-shirt time has started.
♪ It's... ♪
♪ T-shirt time ♪
All right, so let's get them... Before you get Jen,
I have a real question.
Ron blew up on me in Vegas over talking to Jen.
That's your -- friend. She tells you what you want to hear.
She's not my friend, bro.
You're justifying her. I didn't say--
I'm not justifying her!
So now I'm like, can I talk to Jen?
Or should I not talk to Jen?
Should I keep my head down? Because I truly--
I don't want to get Ron upset,
but like I don't know how he wants me to act.
How do you honestly want me to act around Jen?
Just be her friend. Let her have fun.
I know, but the last time-- Make her have fun, how about that?
Please. But you want me to like-- it's cool to talk to her.
Yeah. Of course.Okay.
Let's get the tequila,
'cause it's about to get real interesting.
Are you bringing home thotties tonight?
Do I put hair gel in my hair?
Facts.
Am I a chooch? [Mike] Facts!
[laughter]
Is he wearing his sister's jeans?
Facts. Yes. [laughter]
Is Ronnie a disaster?
Facts. Super facts!
Deener for dinner! Sorry we're late.
My zipper broke, and then it was a whole thing.
[Vinny] Where's Chris? [Pauly] You have a pregnancy pass.
I for sure thought that you guys were gonna be
sitting here waiting for us. Where's Ron?
No, he's gone getting Jen.
[Deena] Oh, okay. [Pauly] They're gonna meet us.
And it's gonna be a little bit awkward.
[sighs] Do we act like nothing happened?
[Vinny] I don't know. Like everything's peaches?
"Hey, Jen, how are you?" "How are you?"
Wait, how areyou? How was prison--
I mean, uh... [Pauly] Where have you been?
[Vinny chuckling] Yeah. Heard you were locked up--
I mean... oof. [Vinny laughing]
You know what was crazy?
Her mug shot. That [bleep]'s crazy.
[Angelina] Why does she look like-- like a devil?
[Deena] She does. [Pauly] Bro, like Lucifer.
I would've ran after that.
And Ronnie was like, "I'm in love with her."
I actually thought that they-- I was like,
there's no way in the world!
They will never be back after that. Cue to right now.
We all knew it, 'cause at the end of the day,
I know Ron will never leave a girl.
He cannot be the one to walk away.
Really interesting point you just said right there.
Sammi is the one that had to leave, and I ultimately think
Jen will be the one that has to leave.
Wow, Jenni, you just nailed it, I think.
Yeah, he doesn't have the strength to leave.
It's gonna be awkward as [bleep]. Seriously.
Well, let's see how she comes in.
So tonight, I'm celebrating my birthday,
but I still can't help but worry about my man Ronnie.
Oh, yeah! Pool After Dark, yeah!
Holy [bleep], here we go. This is gonna be a disaster.
This here seat's reserved.
Oh, I thought we were doing your, like, special room.
[Pauly] I just hope the Ron and Jen drama doesn't mess this up.
[Jen in baby voice] Hello!
[softly] Hi, baby.
[chuckling]
Hi! Hi. Who's that?
Is that Daddy here? Hi, baby.
I love that Ariana and Jen came to visit.
[Connie] Hi. Hi.
[Ronnie] I'm leaving Ariana with my mom right now to go see the roommates.
Have fun. See y'all later.
And, you know,
I just want them to see Jen the way that I see Jen.
See ya later, alligators. Have a great time.
[Ronnie] You know, see the person that I fell in love with.
The person that's funny and likes to have a good time, and is just like me.
Where are we going, though? This way.
Italians? Uh, yeah, Martorano's.
I love her, and I want everyone to see why I love her,
and why I fell in love with her.
Yo, so who's gonna say something to Jen right away? Anybody?
No way! I'm scared.
I know! [chuckling]
[Pauly] Jen is the type of girl you don't want to [bleep] with,
so it's like, who is gonna be the first person to confront Jen?
And I am not going to be that guy.
I'm scared of that girl.
The last couple months have been crazy.
Yeah.You know what I'm saying?
Let's be real here, that [bleep] was embarrassing.
I think we're all getting a little nervous
for Ron and Jen to get here.
I'm like-- it's like that anxious waiting.
Oh, my God.
Listen, she knows what she's walking into.
Everybody-- the whole world's seen what she has done.
Guys! They're coming.
[Pauly] Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh! They're here. They're here!
I'm gonna throw up. This is it! Don't get scared now.
Oh, there they all are.
[Ronnie] I hope my roommates love Jen as much as I love Jen,
and we can be one big happy dysfunctional family.
[Vinny] Hey, guys.
[Pauly] Yo, this [bleep] is gonna be mad awkward.
[Deena] Guys!
Somebody gotta call her out, though. They're coming.
[Jenni] They're here. They're here! [Deena] Oh, my God.
Take off your seat belts, Jen's coming to dinner.
I don't know what to do with my hands.
Oh, there they all are.
[blowing noisemaker]
Hi!
[Jenni] Oh, my God, hi.
Hey, girl. [Jenni] I think we're all getting a little nervous.
I need, like, four more wines, two shots, a Xanax,
and I need to go, like, find a hole to crawl in.
Hi, Deener.
[blowing noisemaker]
Did you guys order already or no?
We didn't order yet. No, just some appetizers.
[Mike] We didn't order yet, no.
♪ In the middle... ♪
Huh?
[Vinny] I'm not gonna say anything to Jen.
I don't want Jen to k*ll me.
♪ Winning is losing... ♪
I don't know who's gonna have the ba*ls to say something to Jen.
Awkward.
♪ What can I do? ♪
♪ What can I say? ♪♪
Your mug shot? You look hot.
Wow.
Oh, boy.
That's-- that's-- that escalated quickly.
[all] Oh!
[Vinny] Damn! What is going on?
JWoww has emerged.
Oh, my God.
Yo, that is the most gangster mug shot.
So gangster!
There goes Jenni.
Awkward! [feedback and siren chirping]
I'm just saying...
Nobody was talkin'! It was awkward.
I felt the need to just... let's make a joke, guys.
Now they're calling me "The Incarceration."
Oh, [bleep]!
You shall address me by my government.
Incarceration?
[all] Oh!
[Pauly] Oh, damn!
They're like, "Who's The Incarceration now?"
And I'm like, damn!
Karma.Karma! Karma!
I guess Karma isn't a club in Seaside.
[chuckling] Yeah.
Damn, karma's a b*tch.
[Jen] I apologize.
Like, I know everything sounds so psycho and, like, crazy,
but like both of us signed up for anger management.
We're trying to, like, take the steps to like... not be crazy anymore.
We want the best for you guys, both you guys.
We want Ronnie to be happy.
You know, we want to support him,
so, similar to me being on probation for the past three,
four years, you might be on probation
and have seven other probation officers
just lookin' out for our boy Ron for a little bit.
I'll take it. I'll take the heat.
Your baby is beautiful. Thank you.
You know what I'm saying?
So, we don't want to see any more of that craziness.
Yeah, sorry about that, guys.
When Jen apologized to everyone, I feel like it shows character.
She loves me and respects me enough to know that, like,
these people will be a part of our lives forever,
and you have to respect them.
On that-- on that note, I say we have a toast
to Mr. and Mrs. Tater's, and the future, and family.
[Vinny] Salud.
[Pauly] Salud.
Happy birthday! Oh, yeah!
I don't know about the squad
forgiving and forgetting so quickly,
but Jen apologizing to the group right now is a good start.
But actions speak louder than words.
Thank you. [man] Enjoy.
[Angelina] Oh, my God, this is so much food.
[Mike] Ooh, that looks good.
Are you gonna take shots with me tonight?
Yeah.Yeah?
Lord, help me.
We're willing to forgive because it's Ron's baby's mom.
Are you gonna send it to Nicole?
Tell her I'm your best friend tonight.
But I will never forget.
Do you feel left out?
Hi, Deena! Hi, Chris! How's the weather?
Miles and miles and miles away!
Miles! Oh, God.
Miles and miles!
And miles and miles and miles away!
You're [bleep] lying, and you're lying, and you're lying!
Don't even go there, Vincent.
[Vinny] I never saw you in the neighborhood.
I grew up in the same area. We knew each other.
How about this? Why don't you-- what was your address?
Me and Angelina are going at it again
about how she claims that she was like my neighbor.
Westwood Avenue.
It's gonna turn into an all-out brawl at this table.
How many miles?
Okay. [laughing]
All right, this address is . miles.
Oh! She's right then!
Angelina was right!
You guys are close now.
I'm right again. Thank you.
"Oh, I never lived in Staten Island.
I never lived near you, Angelina."
. miles away, Vinny. You little [bleep].
When did you live here? When I was young!
When we were in [bleep] high school. Like, how old were you?
Like, before high school. I grew up in that house.
I never saw you in the neighborhood.
You hung out with me and my friends!
[Vinny] I never hung out with you and your friends.
Christina Galano, Kristin Peneiro...
You never heard Christina Valano?
Christina Galano. Christina Guano.
Michele Casalano...
Joey Boombatz, Freddy Bagodonuts.
[Vinny] I remember them. I don't remember you hanging out with them, ever.
Joey Bagodonuts. They were my best friends!
. miles is walking distance.
[Mike] That's close. Like, neighbors.
What do you think, Pauly?
Seems like walking distance to me.
Walking distance.
Wow! Angeliner for the win!
No.
You see the love/hate?
To me not getting involved.
[bottle pops]
[all] Ooh!
[Deena] Lookit on Vinny. [laughing]
Happy birthday, Pauly! [Pauly] Thank you.
And Michael! Thank you. Thank you.
[bottle pops] Oh, [bleep]!
Cabs are here!
So we miraculously made it through this dinner.
[siren blaring]
[laughing] Yo, that was the fastest one yet.
Now we're gonna stop back up by the suite...
Chris?
...before we turn up for my gig tonight at The Pool After Dark.
Make her stop touching me. No!
I think that Angelina really does wanna bang me.
[blowing noisemaker]
Especially because, like, I'm a Staten Island guy,
and she loves Staten Island guys.
Say we didn't live next to each other
and I'm gonna blow this [bleep] in your ear.
It's like I'm what, maybe, she can't have or something?
This room is lit up in here. Did you guys have a party here last night without me?
Yeah, this is, uh, Jenni's room is in there,
Pauly, Ronnie--
Oh, yeah, the guidos are here!
[all sighing]
[knocking at door]
Who is that, honeys?
I grab a word with Ronnie and Jen?
Uh-oh. [Chris] You guys are in trouble.
Who's that? Who the [bleep]?
Just outside real quick? Oh, God.
What the [bleep] is happening?
What the [bleep] is going on here?
Maybe she has an active warrant out here in Jersey.
Hey, can I grab a word with Ronnie and Jen?
Just outside real quick?
Oh, God.
[Mike] What the [bleep]?
Just before we head down for my birthday gig,
the hotel rep pulls Ronnie and Jen aside.
And I'm like, holy [bleep]! Did something happen?
I'm Brian. I'm with the hotel.
[Jen] Was Planet Hollywood part of Caesar's property?
[Ronnie]Yeah. [Jen] Uh-oh.
Oh, [bleep]. That doesn't sound good. Oh, [bleep] me!
Okay. Mm!
[Brian] So, we-we didn't know that you were coming,
and obviously what happened in Vegas is an issue.
You're calling me a [bleep] wh*re?
Mother[bleep]! [bleep] piece of [bleep]!
Oh, so, we're here at the hotel and, uh, I didn't know
that Harrah's is the same company as Planet Hollywood,
and Jen was banned from Planet Hollywood after that fight.
So, this was something that you guys booked
your own room and it was something
that you kind of set up on your own? Yeah.
What the [bleep] is going on here?
Yo, this is getting, like, too serious right now.
'Cause it's Pauly and Mike's birthday,
we don't want relationship drama going on.
We want to just have a fun getaway together in Atlantic City.
I wanna know what's going on.
There can't be any sort of event like that in-in New Jersey.
Oh, no, no, no. Absolutely not.
And we apologize for Vegas.
And it's not gonna happen again.
We've been going through anger management
and therapy, on our own. Yeah.
Right now, we're thinking we're about to get kicked out.
What happened? Nothing. She forgot her ID.
Please. You're a horrible liar.
[Vinny] Just look up TMZ. [chuckles]
[laughter] They'll see who she is.
[Ronnie] The roommates haven't been too thrilled
at mine and Jen's relationship, so I'm not gonna air [bleep] out
that doesn't need to be aired out.
You guys ready? [Deena] Yep.
[Ronnie] Everything's good.
The hotel rep said,
"Please don't let it happen again.
Like, we're giving you another chance."
So, now we're gonna go enjoy Pauly's birthday celebration,
watch some DJ Pauly D on the ones and twos.
Oh, yeah! Pool After Dark, yeah!
[cheering and shouting]
[Angelina] I feel like I'm at a Justin Bieber concert.
[cheering continues]
[Angelina] I've never seen Pauly DJ. I'm really excited about it.
I mean, Pauly is, like, a legend.
This is gonna be so much fun tonight.
Here we go, guys, eyes on me.
Let's go, let's go. Perfect.
Nice! Thank you for coming. Nice to meet you!
All right. Who's next? What up, man?
The feeling I get before I go on to my DJ gig,
it's almost like the feeling a boxer gets.
Like, he's shadow boxing in the mirror,
he's walking down, he has this robe on, hood up.
He's focused, zeroed in,
and everybody's there to see him.
It's about that time, people!
And it is turn up time. It's fight night.
But it is DJ night for DJ Pauly D,
and there's no place I'd rather be.
It's what I love to do most in this world,
and I'm living out my dream doing it.
♪♪
Yes, sir!
[air horn blasting]
If you came to party, make some noise right now!
♪♪
Who's trying to fist bump with DJ Pauly D?
Let's go!
♪♪
Pauly! Vanessa!
[Vinny] Vanessa, the stalker.
[Pauly] Oh, my God!
Is she a stalker, or a super supporter?
Vanessa! What's up?
Hey, honey, how are you doing?
[Vinny] Pauly's a great DJ.
When I see him working
and onstage doing his thing, I'm so proud of him.
That's right, that's my man, that's my mans.
He's going home with me tonight.
We're all having so much fun being here.
All the drama and bad energy just faded away.
I even see Jen and Ron actually happy and having a good time.
I'm like, okay, maybe they are past everything.
Tonight's gonna be a good night.
Let's dance and have a good time.
♪♪
[Vinny] We're in Atlantic City. We're partying.
Even Angelina's having a good time with me.
I don't know what world we're living in
where I'm having a good time with Angelina.
[Mike] The drinks were flowing, and the next thing you know,
we're witnessing a new dance.
I really don't even know what to call it.
"The Poopanini," "The Hamster Wheel,"
"The Staten Island Sandwich"?
Aah!
[Ronnie] The hard thing, like, being with Jen
and drinking with her is that, like, she's fun,
and we have a good time, but she doesn't know her limit.
You know? She doesn't know when to stop.
She doesn't know how to be rational when she's intoxicated.
And I think that's where our disconnection is.
♪♪
All right, [bleep] just got weird.
This is so weird.
They pretended like everything was all right,
but that didn't last very long. Just a couple hours.
♪ 'Cause when it breaks down ♪
♪ I would follow you everywhere anywhere ♪
♪ I’m gonna find you out there somewhere ♪
Let's go!
♪♪
♪ I will follow you anywhere everywhere ♪
♪ I’m gonna find you out there somewhere ♪
This is amazing.
This [bleep] crowd is hyped. So excited.
We're having a [bleep] great time right now.
Whoa!
Angelina keeps hangin' on me. She's kissing me.
I think she touched my [bleep] at one point...
while her soon-to-be husband is standing right there.
And I would be embarrassed for him, but he likes it.
He likes it a little bit too much.
I think they wanna take me home.
I-I don't get down like that! I don't get down like that.
I would never do that, though.
[laughing]
What's going on? Hi!
No.
Stop! No, no, no, no.
Wow! Wow.
Yes, sir, we're partying tonight!
And, just like clockwork, Ron and--
Sam, I was about to say Sam. Ron and Jen are fighting.
I see Jen having some, like, really dirty looks on her face.
And I don't know what's going on,
and I'm just like, "No. Please, no! Not tonight."
Let's have fun now.
Ladies, where you at?
[Mike] Oh, my God.
Everyone was having such a good time.
Like, what happened for you guys to even be arguing right now?
It's kinda like the big bang.
Do you know how it started? No.
♪♪
Put your hands in the air, make 'em stay there!
Hands up if you're still with me!
Is Ronnie spiraling?
Well...
I'm just mind-blown. Like, they pretended like everything was all right,
but that didn't last very long. Just a couple hours.
[Mike] This is crazy! Jen just bounced on his a*s.
[Pauly stammering] I love single Ronnie.
[Pauly stammering]
Five minutes had transpired,
and the energy just went from good to bad.
Ron asked if he could bring Jen. We said yes.
And now, she's pretty much bounced on everyone
and made the night really about her
and not about the birthday celebrations.
Her new nickname is "The Inconsideration."
You all right?
What was that fight about?
I gotta leave though. You wanna know why?
The cabs are here!
[cheers and applause]
Yo, Courtney. What's her name?
Leah. Leah.
This is Pauly, and this is Courtney.
So, me and Pauly got some girls to come back with us
to finish off the night.
I mean, it wouldn't be a night without it,
so me and my husband, um, you know, we have girls.
All right, let's go.
♪ How about it in the Spanish way? ♪
Ahh! Oh! [laughing]
♪ It's all good ♪
I love béarnaise this time of year.
[Vinny] What's going on in there?
Yo, Ronnie, I got pizza coming.
♪♪
♪ It's all good [It's all good] ♪
Hello!
[Vinny] Oh, my God, there's a million pizzas here.
Yo, this is the angel in disguise.
♪ It's all good ♪♪
Yo, don't eat all the-- I gotta give some to Mike.
[bullhorn feedback]
Yo, Mike!
We brought you pizza!
Mike, we got a pizza party going on right now...
[Vinny] Oh, sexy time!
[Pauly] We need you.
[Lauren] Mike, don't you dares.
[Vinny] No, no, no, Lauren... Here you go.
I'm gonna go grab the pizza and I'll be right back. Come on. Come on.
Yo, being a wingman for Mike these days
basically just means getting him some foods.
[Pauly] Look at all these pizzas.
There's every kind. I'm gonna have this one.
[Mike] Ooh.
[Vinny] [bleep] it, I'm gonna have a real one. Yeah.
Sunday is my cheat day, but I'm in Atlantic City.
Like, calendars don't exist in Atlantic City.
So, I think tonight, I'm gonna cheat.
[Mike] My brother from another mother.
Take a whole pie. Take a whole pie.
No, no, no, Laurens just got one in there.
Yeah, take a whole nother one.
Take a pie. We got like ten of 'em. Yeah, take a whole pie, Michael.
We got like ten of them. [Mike] Pepperonis.
There's so many [bleep] pies. What's that one?
[Angelina] Nope, regular.
Do it, help him out. Ooh!
No! [Chris chuckling] You definitely don't want
the whole pie on the floor right there--
[Angelina] Ahh! [Vinny] Oh, my God.
[Chris chuckling] And there's two pies on the floor!
Three! Four! Five! Forget about it, it's over.
[Angelina] Oh, my God. Every one!
That's why I don't eat pizza on the weekends.
[laughter]
How do you do it?
[siren blaring]
[Angelina laughing]
On that note, I need to pack. I have to shower.
And I have a show in a couple hours, so I'm outta here.
Where? Where are you going? Where you going?
[Pauly] I got a show in Rhode Island.
[Chris] What time is it?
Like, it's late as [bleep]. [Vinny] Is it like
[Pauly] So, bye to everybody.
[Vinny] Oh, [bleep], it's like :. Thank you so much.
Have fun, okay? Thank you so much for a great time.
It was good to see you guys.
Nice to meet you. Vinny, I'ma put it in you later.
Have fun! It's :.
[Pauly] Thank you! Thank you so much. Have-- oh, my gosh.
[bleep].
Pauly's leaving 'cause he has to go to his next gig,
so he's leaving me with these two girls.
And, uh, two girls plus Pauly plus Vinny is good,
but minus Pauly equals two girls with just Vinny.
And, uh, you know, without Pauly, like, this isn't fun.
Pauly's gone. I know.
He's really [bleep] up my game.
So, I think I'm just gonna let these girls go.
All right. [Courtney] Bye. That's your decision.
Stop, stop. Good night.
b*ner k*ller.
♪♪
You should go with Chris.
He's... sleep apnea right now. He's snoring.
He has his machine on? No, he doesn't have his machine on.
Are you guys going to bed?
Yeah.Yeah, probably.
Good night, guys. I'll see you in the morning. All right.
What the [bleep] is this, buffalo chicken?
That was a fun night, though. It really was fun. Right?
[snoring]
Yo, can I ask what the hell happened with Jen?
I don't want to talk about it.
Bro, what the [bleep]?
At this point, I don't know what to think with Jen.
How much more can I deal with someone that's irrational,
doesn't want to listen, gets angry, like, vulgar?
And it's just like, it's becoming too much.
She just gets in, like, a [bleep] mood
where it's like she's uncontrollable.
And it's like, that's where I learned I gotta walk away.
Okay. 'Cause if I try to fight it, she gets crazier and crazier.
It's like it just can't keep happening.
It's like, um, it's just like--
it's consistent with her, you know what I mean? Like--
I know, but you know that, though.
Bro, you can't deal with that [bleep], for real.
It's so frustrating. And I feel bad for you,
'cause now you're like in this [bleep] limbo period
where you're like, where the [bleep] is our relationship?
Where's my baby? Where the [bleep] is this?
Like, I [bleep] hate that.
Bro...
[sighs]
We're a family. We're always gonna have each other's back,
but he's definitely not making it easy.
If you truly didn't do anything tonight, and she just,
like, did this [bleep] out of nowhere,
I hope that you just add this to your list of why,
possibly, she has issues.
You know, bringing Jen out was, hopefully, you know,
to show everyone, like, why we get along.
But I feel like now, they just see why
we don't get along, and that's not what I wanted.
How much do you want to put up with that?
'Cause you can go through that the rest of your life.
You could be like, "I'll let her have her tantrums,
I'll control myself," until forever.
If you want to do that, fine. But if you want to reach a point where you're like, "Yo..."
Pros and cons.
"...I'm done." Exactly. You know?
'Cause right now, that's all you do.
You're like, "All right, she's my baby mother,
I love her, she's crazy, but there's this, there's that."
Keep the tally.
When it outweighs it, then you know what to do.
Are you comin' to bed? Yeah.
All right. I just need a minute.
[Vinny sighs]
♪ Between sweethearts and misfits ♪
♪ Sweethearts and misfits ♪
♪ Between sweethearts and misfits ♪♪