02x19 - The United States vs. The Situation (Part 2)

[bunniefuu]

[Pauly] Usually we get haircuts for Karma,

now we're getting haircuts for court.

I'm ready to put it behind me.

It's been years now, you know?

[Ronnie] Mike's got this big court date coming up,

and like he's gonna, you know, possibly go to jail.

Mike, if you had hours

before prison, what would you do?

Um, I would do exactly what I'm doing right now.

Angeliner? I would finally get pounded out.

By who though? Ronnie.

[all exclaiming]

You're disrespecting your fiancé.

[all exclaiming] Oh, damn!

♪ Here I come ♪

Yeah, buddy!

Party's here!

The Situation is under construction.

This might not have been the best idea.

We're so classy now.

On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

Get the frig outta here, you crazy!

Um, hello?!

♪ Here I come ♪♪

♪♪

[all exclaiming]

[Jenni] Yeah, but you're disrespecting

your fi-an-cé.

I can go in right now.

My God. I'm shutting my mouth.

I'm shutting my mouth. If you got something to say, say it.

Like, he's actually dumb to stay with you.

[Pauly] Ohh!

Check, please!

[Angelina] All right, Jenni, relax.

Chris and I are just fine.

She's like, "Well, you have to respect your man",

but you're getting divorced.

You know, don't throw stones at glass houses,

because that [bleep] house will fall very quick.

Listen, some guys are okay--

some guys are okay with their girl

speaking the way she wants,

having sex, doing whatever, you know?

He didn't look okay, but that's all right.

That's your problem, not mine. [Pauly and Vinny] Ooh!

That's why people have rematches!

At night we were fine, trust me.

[Angelina] I could say some harsh stuff

about about Jenni's relationship issues

and her divorce, but I mean like,

today is about Mike.

But like, I know if I was getting divorced,

I would not wanna be talking about other people,

that's for sure.

[cell phone ringing] She's big, she's like...

[Jenni]Solid. Yeah.

Hi, honeys. She's not a baby anymore.

[Pauly] "Hi, honeys".

Hey, I'm in the middle of a little bit of dinner.

What's going on, honey?

The police department?

Police department?

Oh, [bleep]. Is this something bad?

Because obviously court is tomorrow, we don't know.

Uh-huh.

Right now, Mike's being like, really quiet on the phone.

[Angelina] Oh my God.

[sighing] What now?

He's just like, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh".

And I'm just like, oh my God, like,

court's tomorrow, w-- what the [bleep] happened?

Pounding headache lasted like...

All right, love you. Bye.

It was actually positive news.

Local police department in the area

wants to ask if I can come and speak to the kids...

Oh! ...um, and try to get them

on a healthy, positive track. Wow.

[Nicole] That's great. That's very nice, yeah.

That's really dope.

[Pauly] The police calling Mike of all people

to help talk to kids?

Never in a million years did I ever think

I'd utter those words.

I actually work for two rehabs.

I go and visit the facilities, I-I meet the kids,

and I share my experience to help people get on track.

So... [Deena] You're amazing.

Yep.

[Vinny] I mean, I'm glad

that Mike is reaching out

to talk to the kids, you know what I'm saying?

I want Mike to let them know

that if you kids [bleep] up in life,

you might end up with a haircut like this.

[chuckling]

Well, Mike, the boys got together,

and we got you a little something.

[girls]Aww! A little token.

It's a little good luck charm. Oh!

A little Italian horn right there.

That's such a good necklace. That's so Italian of you.

Yeah, that is beautiful.

[Pauly] We got Mike a gold Italian horn

because in our culture, this wards off all the evil.

We wanted to protect him when he's in that courtroom.

So nothing but positive and good vibes and good luck.

'Eyy, fuggedaboutit, eh?

[all] 'Eyy!

Take the malocchio away from me, 'eyy! Va fungool!

[Mike] This is exactly what Big Daddy Sitch needed.

I'll take all the luck I can get right now.

Fellas... Close to your heart.

My man, we love you. [Nicole]Stop!

Thanks, fellas.

Jenni got you a little gift that she wants to give you.I did.

Get out of here. We, Nicole and I

went a few years ago to this real fun place,

and we thought that all the roomies should go.

So I took the initiative to book a dude ranch

for after court. Oh, wow.

Run, piggy, run!

Watch out! [both screaming]

Oh my God, is that their ba*ls?

Jesus [bleep]...

Take a few days, no cell service.

We really needed to get Mike out of like,

post-court stress and just like total,

like, mind-body-soul.

And what better way than like, dude ranch?

So a real getaway. [Nicole] Legit a getaway in the woods.

Can we wear assless chaps together?

Only if you wear 'em backwards.

[all laughing]

[Mike] Dude, Uncle Sam has taken away the kid's passport, okay?

Big Daddy Sitch is definitely gonna need a vacation

if all goes well after that court date.

I figured you could get away from the crazy for a few days.

Yes. [Deena] And what's good is

Ron can't get into trouble at the dude ranch.

Yeah, okay.

[all laughing]

We're gonna hear Ron in the stables...

He's like, "That stable had automatic door shutters."

[all laughing] Oh my God.

The door had an automatic closer,

so it looked worse than what it really was.

I'm knocking on the stable door,

I'm like, Ron, you don't wanna be doing this.

No, thank you!

[all laughing]

You know, what's so great about all eight of us

is when we get together, everything else just goes away

and we just have so much fun.

It was perfect, we got to get Mike out,

get his mind off of things,

and we were all able to be together.

I wanna thank you guys for organizing this dinner.

Um, you guys are all my best friends.

I love you very dearly. [Deena] We love you.

And we've known each other for almost ten years.

Um, we've been through our ups and downs,

but you guys are here for me

on pretty much one of the most biggest days of my life.

And because of you guys, I'm able to really be able

to face these-- these tough times

knowing that I have the love and support of you guys.

And, um, it makes me believe

that maybe I can survive this thing, you know?

You are gonna survive. You are.

We got your back either way, brother.

You're our brother. All the hard work that you put into it

is gonna pay off, bro.Yeah.

Believe me, it is.

[Jenni] Who this person is going into court

is not the same person that got charged with those crimes.

Can I have a roll, please?

Don't worry, you got a couple.

You're a [bleep], bro.

You're a [bleep] that wants to get punched in the face.

[all gasping]

You look horrible.

You know what you're good at? You're good at being a h*.

Yo, shut the [bleep] up! You shut the [bleep] up!

I really don't give a [bleep] what anybody thinks.

If they don't like me, they can go [bleep] themselves.

It's insane how far Mike has come.

I want you to know that any time that

you need anything, you call me about anything.

I'm there for you for life.

I couldn't ask for better [bleep] friends than you guys.

Aww, we couldn't ask for a better Mike right now.

Salute. Cheers.

[Jenni] He's sober, positive, clean.

Like, just taking on the world.

And I'm just honored in a way to be there

to witness Mike finally shut the door on his old self.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy you're here.

I just hope that the judge sees

the man I see standing before her.

Mike, you're my brother.

And, um, this Mike that you are now, it's always been you.

You've always been this Mike.

The other Mike you weren't, that wasn't you.

We lost you for a little bit, we got you back.

I'm very proud of you.

I couldn't be doing what you're doing,

and I-I'm the positive one, I'm a positive guy.

But what you're doing right now is

the stuff that you been through in the past,

you're not letting it define you.

You're using it as a-- as fuel,

using it to make you stronger.

And it's the reason why you're able to handle this,

'cause you fixed yourself.

In order to be with Laurens, to be with anybody,

to be friends with anybody, family,

you gotta fix yourself first. Yep.

You did that. You didn't say it, you just did it.

We didn't even know you were doing it, and you did it.

And now here you are,

you're a pleasure to be around,

and you're gonna take that court by the ba*ls.

You're gonna handle it and take it like a man.

And now, whatever the outcome may be,

we're here for you throughout that whole process.

Thank you. We love you.

Thank you. Love you guys.

[Mike] I am so grateful

that I've had these past ten years

to find friends that became family.

Okay? And I've made a lot of mistakes

in the beginning of those ten years.

But at the end of the day, what counts--

it's not where you start, but where you finish.

Can we do a-- a toast? [Nicole]Yes.

I wanna toast to what's really important in life.

Family. [Nicole]Family!

Salute!

Ohh, yeah! Family, yeah!

Love you, Mike. Salute.

[Jenni] I'm gonna end up in a nursing home

with all you [bleep] dying. [Vinny] I think we're all

end up living in a house with each other when we're old.

[Jenni] We're all gonna-- yeah. We do that now, we're old.

[all laughing]

What're you talking about?

Sentencing day.

Where's, uh, where's Ronnie?

Ronnie is MIA right now.

[reporter] Reality TV star Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino

is to be sentenced today in Newark.

[Pauly] Oh my God.

[Nicole] This is it, Mike is gonna

find out his fate of his future.

So he's right now standing in front of the judge.

I'm getting chills, I can't.

Look, look, lookit! [Nicole] Oh my God!

Listen! [reporter] ...was just sentenced

to two years in prison. What?!

[all exclaiming]

[Pauly] Two years!

♪♪

[Mike] Honey, I had a good night tonight with my friends.

Pauly ended up giving me

a, uh, good luck Italian horn.

Oh yeah? Yeah.

And, uh, it was good. That's cute.

We're gonna make sure the malocchio stays away.

Yeah, the malocchio is real out there.

Yeah, the malocchio is real.

The Italian horn, it's like a good luck charm.

You wanna keep the malocchio away from you.

That's bad energy.

Ready to, uh,

to put this day behind me.

Me too. I'm ready to start a new chapter.

Um, I couldn't have asked for someone

to be a better partner and team member, uh, than you.

Thank you. You know?

And all we have to do is, uh, one more day.

And, uh, we'll be able to put this behind us.

I'm ready for it.

[Mike] Living in limbo has been a struggle, okay?

But now facing this day, I'll be honest,

I'm-I'm excited to be accountable

a-and put this behind me.

Just want it to be overs.

I know, but this is the good part.

Like, I mean, for us,

like, it's a very heavy thing.

But I think you've grown

since five years ago when this started.

Yep. And you've completely

turned your life around, and you've been on this path

for almost three full years now. Yep.

So like, this is our life.

And what's happening tomorrow is...

a-- the last thing that's left from like,

the past years of destruction.

We're in a really good place

personally, professionally,

and we're happy and like, healthy,

and that's the most important thing.

So-- Very true.

Honey, I couldn't have said it better myself.

[laughing] Really couldn't.

I couldn't have dreamed to have such a rock in my life,

um, than Laurens.

It's unbelievable. She is my best friend,

my true love, my college sweetheart.

She makes me a better person.

At the end of the day, at the end of the day,

when it's all said and done, I got the girl.

Thank you. I love you. I love you.

♪♪

[reporter] Reality TV star Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino,

who pleaded guilty to tax evasion in January,

is to be sentenced today in Newark.

Sorrentino's attorney is seeking probation,

while the government wants him to serve months in prison.

♪♪

[Vinny] Today's the day.

After being pushed so many times,

it's finally here.

We're nervous.

Imagine how he's feeling right now.

Like, waking up today,

the last day where you don't know what's gonna happen.

Pssh, one decision can change your life, man.

♪♪

[Deena] I just can't believe we're here.

Like, it's happening. It's like bittersweet.

I'm happy to get it over with, but I also--Yeah.

I hope it goes good.

Real deal, real life stuff. [Vinny sighs]

Could walk in that court, come out with a sentence,

or come out without one. Mm-hmm.

And he's like... Poor Mike.

...a public figure,

so he has all the pressure on him.

They're gonna try to make an example out of him.

I'm nervous for him.

I just hope they're okay.

Like, Lauren and Mike right now.

I'm sure they're like--

they're positive and I know that.

But damn, I can just picture him getting ready,

putting his suit on, trying to act all positive.

But this, this is a tough one, though.

Poor him, poor Laurens.

I hope the judge is in a good mood.

This one woman is gonna change his life.

♪♪

I couldn't sleep from like : to :.

But the things that I've gone through

the past couple years, to be honest,

all happened for a reason.

I got beat up last night in the parking lot.

Are you serious? For real?

Yeah, look.

[Vinny gasps] [Pauly] Oh my God.

What parking lot? In Secaucus.

What the [bleep] were you doing in Secaucus?

♪♪

I couldn't sleep from like : to :.

And I just wanted to get up and start the day.

Me facing this particular court day

is a very significant event in my life right now.

I mean, it's uncomfortable,

but the things that I've gone through

the past couple years, to be honest,

all happened for a reason.

I wouldn't have the strength for today

if I didn't go through some of the things

that I've gone through in the past couple years.

A little bit of the pressure,

a little bit of anxiety started to hit me.

Um, and it's very unpleasant, very uncomfortable.

Um, so I'm really trying to, um, center myself right now.

Yeah, I just have to put things i-- in perspective.

The sun is still gonna shine.

And I have to hold my head high

for myself and my future family.

♪♪

[Pauly] Where's-- where's Ronnie?

[Vinny] I tried calling him a couple times.

I don't know, he didn't answer.

Yeah like, wh-- is Ronnie gonna pull a no-show?

[Vinny] So this morning,

Angelina and Ronnie are meeting at my house,

and then we're all going to go to court together.

And Ronnie is not at my house.

Jen's in town, the baby's in town.

I just hope Jen didn't drag him out last night.

You know what I'm saying? [laughing]

I see what you did there. You know what I mean?

Any time that Ronnie's baby mama is in the mix,

anything can happen.

Yeah, I'm not waiting for him, bro.

I gotta get ready. No, we can't.

What're we, gonna be late for court?

We can't. And you know that he has

a history of not showing up, so... Yeah, I know.

♪♪

I'm a little worried whenever Ronnie's with Jen,

um, because that seems to turn

into a disaster no matter what.

You don't see anything on TMZ or on Instagram,

but we don't know.

Bam.

♪♪

[Mike] We're praying for probation,

but, you know, we're ready for anything.

You know what I mean? Because I understand

that I'm a public figure, and I understand that

that's what they're gonna try to do.

This is another thing that I really can't control.

You know what I mean? I really can't.

So I revert back to, you know,

"God, grant me the serenity

"to accept the things I cannot change,

"the courage to change the things that I can,

and the wisdom to know the difference."

Now, if you read that out,

I did everything I possibly could

that I could change.

This day right here, I can't.

Can't. Can't change.

I have great relationships today.

People wanna be around me today.

I have such a bright future,

um, and that's really what I'm focusing on.

There is a possibility of jail time.

But something that my lawyer informed me

is that I am an actual level .

I am eligible for probation in this zone,

and also - months.

What's giving me a little bit of comfort right now

is that no one in level has ever gotten jail time.

My lawyer said that .% of anybody

that's in my situation, with the level of crime

and the minimal participant that I was,

probation .% of the time.

And just because I'm a public figure--

Well, it's in their memo.

Like, that's why they're asking for months.

That's why they're asking for-- Because--

for general deterrence. [Sev] Yeah.

That's what like, the le-- the law term is,

that to show an example so that if you do this,

that's what you get. Even though I have a very low level--

So they're saying they wanna do that based on who he is,

not because of what he did, really, you know what I mean?

[Sev] The prosecution? Yeah.

That's their job. Yeah, exactly.

[Mike] I did-- I did expect--

I did expect that. I just didn't... All right, we gotta go.

All the things that I've been through

the past couple years has gotten me ready

for this day.

And I have to be prepared to hold my head high

and face whatever's coming.

♪♪

♪♪

Yo. [chuckling]

Lookin' snazzy.

You look like Easter weekend.

Yo, bruh. Yo, am I dressed right?

'Cause I've never been court support.

[chuckling] You look good, bro.

Yeah? Bro, I don't know.

♪♪

[knocking on door] [Pauly] Oh!

Here's Ronnie.

Hey!Sup, sir?

[Pauly] Hey, he is here.

Look who decided to show up.

We thought you was a no-show. Yeah, me too.

[Pauly] What up, though?

I got beat up last night in the parking lot.

Say what? I got jumped last night.

They took my Gen-X chain.

[Vinny] Are you serious? Swear to God.

Jumped? Who gets jumped?

Where were you? How's that happen?

I don't know, I was in Secaucus

and I stopped at some diner or some [bleep], Lorenzo's.

Guys-- In Secaucus?

For real? Yeah.

[gasping] [Pauly] Oh, [bleep]!

[Deena] I feel like crying. It's not fair.

[Pauly] This is crazy, that's our brother.

I just can't imagine what they're going through.

[Vinny] This is a monumental moment.

He will truly be tested today.

[sighing] Oh my God.

♪♪

[Pauly] We thought you was a no-show. What up, though?

I got beat up last night in the parking lot.

Say what? I got jumped last night.

Are you serious? For real? Yeah, look.

[gasping] [Pauly] Oh, [bleep]!

What parking lot? In Secaucus.

What the [bleep] were you doing in Secaucus?

I stopped at some diner or some [bleep], Lorenzo's.

Literally, guy's like, "Yo, let me buy you a shot, Ronnie."

I said, bro, I'm driving, I'm good.

Yeah, yeah. "Oh, you're the man

'cause you got two girls with you."

I'm like, what're you talking about?

Went to get in the car, r-- I gave him the [bleep]--

the peace, and like...

[Pauly] Oh my gosh.

Never a dull moment.

[all laughing] Never a dull moment

in life with Ronnie. Series of unfortunate events.

My roommates are already like,

"Dude, you have the worst [bleep] luck in the world."

And I'm like, you have no idea.

I need like, little [bleep] rabbit paws

wrapped around my neck. [chuckling]

And Jen was like, "What the [bleep]?"

[Pauly] What? Jen and her friend ran around the car.

Started like, wrestling the guy.

Someone ripped the [bleep] chain off my neck.

What the [bleep]?

Why always him? It's like

this dark cloud around him always.

Drama follows him.

Scratch here.

Oh yeah, it's-- yeah.

It's the [bleep]-- Like, yeah-- Like the back?

The back, they got me good.

Yeah, they got me good from behind.

That's usually what happens when someone jumps you.

They hit you from behind, right? Yeah, from behind.

Out of all nights, you know,

for Ronnie to pull his shenanigans,

he got "jumped" the night before Mike's court.

[laughing] Why were you in Secaucus?

What the [bleep]? You always [bleep] joke around.

I know, that's why I thought it was a joke.

We were just joking about-- I thought it was a joke.

Every day he says Secaucus-- Every day, 'cause it's--

It's the only place in Jersey he knows.Yeah.

[overlapping chatter]

I thought it was a [bleep] joke.

Secaucus.

I ain't ever been to Secaucus.

I didn't even tell no one. I keep saying "Secaucus"

'cause I'm like, that's a funny word.

You got jumped in Secaucus? What the [bleep] were you doing?

Oh my God, bro.

Got me scared to go out now.

Let's go get ready. Let's get ready.

Yeah, go get ready. Go freshen up, bro.

Yeah, yeah. Go put some hydrogen peroxide on that [bleep].

[Ronnie laughing]Bro...

Whoa. What the [bleep] goes on?

That's crazy.

Oh my God. [whispers] It's always something.

I'm speechless.

[Vinny] If you look at Ronnie's history,

it just doesn't seem right to me.

[spitting] You piece of--

Whoa, okay, okay.

[tires screeching]

It's like, somehow this was caused by Jen.

I don't know how.

Hopefully this is the worst thing

that happens today. For real.

Oh, man, I'm not even gonna bring this up to Mike.

He don't need to hear this right now.

He got enough on his plate. No, bro.

♪♪

I didn't know the government is seeking months.

Oh, [bleep].

I went to jail. Like, drunk on the beach.

That's like jail. We're talking about prison.

I'm thinking of like, "Orange is the New Black"

but not even like, fun like that.

Just like, scary, and just not a good time.

I thought it was-- Yep, they're trying

to make an example out of him. Oh my God.

So since it's court day, but it's not my court day,

do I rock the hat or not rock the hat?

Well, you ain't going in court, so--

So I can wear the hat, right? You can wear it.

Okay, cool. We all agree that

you wouldn't be the best character witness.

[all laughing]

Angelina does not live next door to me.

If Angelina lived next door, she'd be here, okay?

But she doesn't, she lives far away.

Maybe she's stuck in traffic.

Maybe she's getting that pounding out

that she hasn't had in a long time.

Hi, Angelina. Hello.

[Pauly] ♪ Awk-ward ♪ Nice house!

What's up, girl? What up?

You know what's funny,

is you always see like--

Hi. Um, you get to see,

like, your neighbors' houses every single day.

I know, right? But you never get to see the inside.

I actually never saw inside of here.

Just the outside. This is very nice.

Today's-- I'm making an excuse, um, for you to come here

'cause we're going to court together.

Oh, that's your only reason why? [chuckling]

[Angelina] Right now arriving at Vinny's house,

everybody's moods are like, down.

Um, my mood is down. I'm very stressed out because

we don't know what's gonna happen to Mike today.

R-- Yo, we should, uh,

let's roll out, guys.

I don't wanna be late for Mike's court.

[screaming] Oh, court day!

Oh my God. Oh yeah!

[Pauly] Vinny don't live with his mama no more!

[Vinny] Shut up, it's early! [Ronnie laughing]

♪♪

Oh, man, poor Mike, yo.

Straight up, like-- I couldn't even imagine, bro.

Like, I can picture him putting his suit on...

Looking in the mirror. Looking in the mirror.

Looking at himself up and down like,

with them quotes, like-- But it's like, not funny today.

He probably didn't sleep.

He probably ate, though.

I was gonna say, you think he ate this morning?

Uh, yeah, of course.

[Lauren] You didn't sleep last night?

For some reason, um, I was just laying there,

like, at-- maybe from : a.m. to : a.m.

I was a bit anxious, I guess.

[Nicole] I hope Mike goes first.

'Cause if Marc goes first, that could take a while.

I know. You know?

Well, yeah, 'cause Marc's

going for more than Mike. Yeah.

And I think if Marc goes first,

then he hears like, the bad [bleep],

possibly him going to jail, Marc,

it'll make him more nervous. Yeah, I feel like

out of the two of them,

Marc is definitely gonna get more [bleep]

than [bleep] Mike. Yeah, I think Marc's gonna go away.

I do too.

Well, I mean, the good news is like,

no matter what happens, like, he still gets

to go home afterwards.

Yeah, you get a cou-- you get like days.

They're not gonna take him away in handcuffs.

[Pauly] Mike, he fixed himself.

Three years sober.

He dealt with all the temptation.

So to see him actually have to face something like this

after improving himself for so long,

it's heartbreaking.

Best case scenario,

he walks out there, we celebrate.

Worst case, if he gets something, what do we do?

I have no idea. [Pauly] What doeshedo?

Just be there for him, I guess.

You know what? Like, if the worst case does happen,

he has-- does time, like-- Yeah.

He-- I know he's prepared to hear that,

but like... Are you really ever prepared?

Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean?

To hear that? Can you ever really prepare yourself for that?

Like... Exactly.

♪♪

You look very handsome. Oh, thank you.

You look beautiful. Thank you.

♪ Pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure ♪

♪ Pressure, pressure ♪

♪ Pressure, pressure, what I say? ♪

♪ Hear that pressure, pressure, pressure... ♪

♪♪

I just-- I'm just nervous

they're gonna try and make an example out of him.

Exactly. And that's what's--

And that's when he'll go. Yeah. What's making me nervous.

♪ Pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure ♪

♪♪

[Nicole] We're here.

Oh, God, now I'm really [bleep] nervous.

Yeah, now I'm scared.

♪ I don't mean for the pressure ♪

This is it. [sighing]

♪♪

♪ Ch'yeah, yeah, that pressure ♪♪

[Nicole] We're here.

Oh, God, now I'm really [bleep] nervous.

[Nicole] Yeah, now I'm scared.

[Angelina] Here we are.

This is it. [sighing]

This is crazy.

I don't even like to be near this building.

Oh, I was about to FaceTime you.

Hey. Hi, Deena.

Hi. Hi, Little Chris.

Are you the plaintiff or the defendant?

[laughing] Yeah, right?

This is crazy. Look at this,

there's police everywhere and everything.

Yo, this is [bleep]. You guys nervous?

I'm terrified. Like, I'm not in a good mood right now.

Angelina, your ride's here.

[Angelina laughing] Oh my God!

Not right now.

[laughing] I c-- I can't laugh at a moment like this.

[Pauly] Yeah, [bleep] is crazy.

We're all wearing black. What a sin.

That's what I said, I thought it was gonna

be like a funeral. [Nicole] It feels like it.

But like, what other color do you wear?

I know.No, you look...

I-I'm like... ...perfect.

I either have like, homeless clothes,

or like, super boujee.

So for court I had to order

'cause it's like, all-black everything,

but conservative.

Did you really have to wear ripped jeans?

I don't know what I was doing.

I've never been to court before in my life.

We decide that just two of us should go into the courtroom.

Pauly looks good, but he's wearing Yeezys.

I had no dress shoes.

[Vinny] Jenni looks like she's

a former prosecutor mixed with a pornstar.

And Ronnie looks like he's going to court...

No red shoes. Yeah, no.

...as a criminal.

We, uh, read just a couple reports this morning.

The prosecutor said that he needs to be made an example

and they're seeking months.Oh, God.

Yeah, that's the worst. That's why he took the deal.

Can't believe it's actually here today.

Today's the day. [Vinny] Prepare yourselves.

For the worst. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

[Nicole] I mean, if Mike gets

a Judge Judy-type judge, he's [bleep].

Just like the way we feel right now,

times that by a thousand and what he's feeling.

I know. I can't.

[Nicole] He doesn't deserve to go to prison.

He doesn't fit in in prison.

Ronnie does...

[laughing]

...but not Mike.

Poor Mike.

You know not to say anything to any press,

'cause they're gonna be yelling things at you.

Like, especially if we end up having to walk,

it's gonna be a longer period of that. I understand, honey.

I understand.

Uh-oh, is this Mike?

[Mike] My heart is racing right now.

But at the end of the day, I need to hold my head high,

with grace and class,

for myself and my family.

[Nicole] He's pulling up somewhere else?

Guys, we gotta run.

♪♪

[reporter] How you feeling, Mike?

[Nicole] This is chaos.

I'm like, ready to like, tear up.

[Deena] I know, me too. I feel like crying.

This is [bleep]. Too real right now.

Stay cool, stay calm.

Mike is the most positive person I've ever met.

Um, but even for him...

All right, we out.

...this is a monumental moment, a tough moment.

He will truly be tested today.

Oh, wow.

Hey. [all greeting]

[Angelina] Hi, Mike.

[Deena] You look so handsome.

[cameras clicking]

♪ I'm so happy... ♪

Hi, babe. Thank you for coming.

We love you, bro.

♪♪

[Nicole] Love you, babe. Mwah.

Love you, Mike. Best of luck, okay?

Look sharp, my brother.

Lookin' good. Thank you, guys.

Lookin' good, bro. Thank you, guys.

Best of luck in there. Come on, honey.

Hi, Laurens.

Good luck.

[Nicole choking up] I'm like, the worst right now.

Oh God. You can just see in his face.

That's our brother.

[Nicole] It's not fair.

♪♪

[sighing] Oh my God.

I just can't imagine what they're going through.

Oh. It's sad.

♪♪

Look, look, lookit! [Nicole] Oh my God!

Listen! [reporter] ...was just sentenced

to two years in prison. What?!

Oh my God!

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

♪♪

Love you, Mike. Best of luck, okay?

Look sharp, my brother.

Thank you, guys. Come on, honey.

[reporters clamoring]

♪♪

Before you get into a fight, there's a feeling that you get,

like a little anxious feeling.

That's how I feel right now.

♪♪

Can you imagine if we all walked in there together?

[overlapping chatter] [Nicole] It'd be a circus.

I think it's great if you guys go in.

I just don't wanna piss off the judge.

[Jenni] No. Better if two people go.

We don't think it's a good idea

for the entire crew to go into court.

We don't wanna make this a spectacle.

That was like, the most emotional

I've ever felt around Mike.

I'm like, the worst right now.

[Nicole] I feel like one of us is dying.

We're scared, we're terrified for Mike.

We're talking about prison.

He can't survive in there, so I'm hoping it's just like

a slap on the wrist and that's it.

It's not fair. This is crazy. That's our brother.

[Angelina] I'm very sad.

I just can't imagine what they're going through.

♪♪

He's scared, man. Like, that's...

Oh my God, it's so crazy.

I've never felt that in my life. Nah, neither did I.

Like with us. Yeah, we just--

just hope for the positive, I guess.

Gotta stay strong for him, that's it.

Yeah, just pray for the best outcome.

[sighing] Oh my God, bro.

In my eyes, worst case scenario

is that they throw the-- the book at him,

they give him the maximum, and that's months.

And, you know, and he has to spend months away

from Lauren and, you know, his life, and his freedom.

Do you wanna get food and just wait?

[overlapping chatter]

Get food and cry in our eggs? Yeah.

Let's roll. Let's go.

I hate court this time a'year! Same.

Marc's there too. Oh, he's not.

Marc is there, guys.

So Marc's getting sentenced today as well?

They both are.

[Pauly] Is this gonna happen like,

take mad days like the Simpson trial?

Oh, God, imagine we're here for three days.

Imagine if he ran and he had his own Bronco.

[Deena] Then Jenni goes to jail.

[overlapping bleeps, laughing]

I'll wait here all damn day for that verdict.

I really hope he goes first.

I do too.

Amen. Yeah.

Do you guys think Sitch is ready for the worst outcome?

Seeing him get out of the car and seeing Lauren get out of...

[Ronnie] That's the first time

I've seen him scared in a long time.

I don't think anybody could actually be ready for it.

It literally broke my heart seeing him walk out because

he's always like, so happy and positive.

Like, "Hey, guys!"

And was just like, stone cold, and I lost it. I'm like--

As soon as I saw Lauren, and then when I hugged her,

she was like, just holding us so tight.

I got an update from Jenni.

No way. Mike went in.

[gasps] Mike went in?

[Angelina] Oh, God! Mike's in.

Oh, man, this is crazy.

[Pauly] My emotions right now are through the roof.

Like, I have anxiety.

Like, I want this day to end. We need to know.

He's going before the judge right now.

Yeah, he's in court. Yes, it means it's his turn.

It's his turn in line. [whining] Oh my God.

Like, he's being sentenced right now.

Stop! Oh my God.

This is it. Mike is gonna find out his fate of his future.

So he's right now standing in front of the judge.

I'm getting chills. I can't.

♪♪

I can't imagine being Lauren

and, you know, like getting married

and then having to l-- like, say bye to your husband.

And then Mike getting married

and having to leave your wife.

It just breaks my heart.

Yo, Ron, what's up with the sunglasses, dog?

Why you still got 'em on?

[Ronnie] It's too sunny in here.

He's crying.

No, I got jumped last night.

What?! What?!

Somebody stole my chain.

Oh my God, you got jumped last night?

Oh, I thought you were kidding.

Never a dull moment in my man's life.

Yeah, they got my-- the Gen-X chain,

they ripped the chain off my neck.

Were you with the baby?

No, I just dropped her off. Oh my God.

[Nicole] This is amazing, we're all [bleep] hot messes.

Mike is about to go to prison, Ron got jumped last night,

this is great.

What is going on? So like, the guy was like,

"Do you want a shot?" I said I'll take the shot.

Took a shot and he was like,

"Oh, let me buy you another shot."

I said I'm driving. That's why I don't like going out.

He's like, "You got two girls with you.

What're you, [bleep] cool?"

And I'm like, what're you--

I'm like-- like-- completely did a on me.

I'm like, you know what,

let's get outta here, head into the city.

Next thing you know I hear,

"Yo, Ronnie, what's up, bro? You the man!"

Like, I just did the "thank you",

and then I just got hit in the back of the head.

And Jen and her [bleep] friend started freaking out.

They're like, "What the [bleep]? Mother[bleep]!"

I could see her going crazy. Yeah, same. Picking up a knife.

...they didn't expect them to do anything,

and that's when they just grabbed my chain

and just [bleep] ran.

Is that why you have this over here too?

Yeah. No, on the other side.

[Nicole] No, yeah, you had a scratch right here.

[Deena] That? I was wondering what that was.

Yeah.

Who gets scratched by a guy?

It doesn't happen, you get scratched by a girl.

What in the frickin' world? [Pauly] Yo, this guy.

Desperate people do desperate things.

[Nicole] Why would you go out to a bar

the night before Mike's sentencing?

Especially with diamond [bleep] necklaces.

Like, who are you, Ja Rule? Stay home.

I told Pauly, I'm happy I didn't get stabbed.

'Cause at that point, I feel like they--

like they'd [bleep] just-- No, yeah.

[overlapping chatter]

Oh my freaking lord.

[Nicole] Were they young? I don't know.

The person that bought me-- no, he was older.

It was like an older bald guy.

Yeah, a white bald guy.

I have to potty. No thank you.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom as well.

I gotta pee too. I think there's more than one.

What in the world is happening in this place?

I honestly don't think I've ever met someone

that gets beat up so much.

He has the worst luck.

What a mess. Isn't that crazy?

I just feel like Jen's like, bad aura.

I noticed the scratches on his face. I did too.

I was like, what's that?

Like, I'm not trying to put any...

words in anybody's mouth, but who knows?

Maybe Ron and Jen got into a fight.

He says he got jumped, who knows?

And he said that they hit him in the back of the head,

and he has a black eye.

The story's fishy, but who really knows?

He said that he didn't see anybody,

it just doesn't add up.

Sounds fishy to me.

[Deena] Maybe he like, cut himself shaving.

Yeah. You feel like Jen did it?

What'd you say? No.

Oh, I thought you said Jen did it.

Oh-- Oh.

I thought you said Jen did it.

I think you said that.

[Pauly laughing]

I think Pauly said it.

♪♪

♪ Hold up, 'bout to roll up ♪

♪ Uh-huh, stayin' on my ground, man ♪

♪ I guess they know what... ♪

[Deena] Like, here we are sitting here,

and he's right now standing in front of the judge.

So scared.

Like, isn't it weird how life is?

[Pauly] The suspense is k*lling me.

[Nicole] I hate-- I'm very impatient.

I can't.If it takes longer,

is that good or is that a bad thing?

Like, 'cause if it would go quick,

that means he got off.

Like, I don't know. That's what I'm thinking.

Well, if it's quick, they'd be like,

"All right, you're serving this, out."

Honestly, I just want this to be over.

And for me to feel this way,

I'm like, oh my God, how does Mike feel?

I'm refreshing TMZ to find out what's going on.

Same, I know. I-I would keep refreshing TMZ.

I just keep refreshing, refreshing, refreshing,

refreshing, refreshing, refreshing, and nothing.

[Pauly] This is horrible.

Like, usually I'm fresh to death.

But now I'm refreshing to death.

I'm so nervous, my armpits are sweaty.

So I have to put like, sanitizer on it.

[Nicole] That's not gonna work. Oh my God.

You are special. Deodorant.

I really don't have deodorant on me, I swear.

Bro, she's putting hand sanitizer in her armpit.

You can't do that.

[Pauly] Leave it to Angelina

to like, still blow my mind.

Like, this girl's so gross.

She didn't wear deodorant today, for one.

Who forgets deodorant? It burns so bad!

But now she's using hand sanitizer on her armpits.

Oh, God! I just shaved this morning!

[laughing] Yo! [Angelina] [bleep] you!

I done seen it all. I'm nervous.

Oh my God! It burns.

Don't ever try it at home, kids.

I would never even think to do that.

Even when Angelina's trying to not be gross

by using hand sanitizer,

she actually makes that gross.

[laughing]

Where's the updates? Where's the updates?I know!

Honestly, how do you think Mike's mom is holding up?

Like, seriously. Bro, his mom must be a wreck.

I know my mom would be a wreck.

Like, two sons on tri-- Legit wreck.

There he is! There he is!

Look at that dapper don, he looks like John Gotti.

[reporter] "Jersey Shore" star Michael "Situation" Sorrentino

was just sentenced... Listen! Listen!

You know, Marc and Michael Sorrentino pleaded guilty

to these charges nine months ago.

And all that time,

they know that this day is finally coming.

We saw them earlier before court,

they were smiling with family and friends

including some of the cast members

of that reality TV show.

Oh, "that" TV show? It's called "Jersey Shore"!

Shh! Shh! Shh!

He even spoke to the judge, he addressed her in court.

He said that he changed his life,

she said she understands that.

And she understands that understood his mistakes,

but that he chose to make those decisions

and that he must face the consequences.

[Ronnie] Oh, no... And with that, she sentenced him

to months in prison.

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Wait, they said they sentenced him to months?

[Deena]Yes.

♪♪

[sobbing] Oh my God! Two years!

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

Dude...

♪♪

[sobbing] Oh my God...

Dude!

♪♪

Oh my God! Two years? Two years!

♪♪

Oh God... [Pauly] Oh my God.

♪♪

[Deena] What the [bleep]?

♪♪

♪♪

[Ronnie crying, loud thud]

[bleep].

♪♪

[sobbing continues]

[exhaling] [bleep].

Two years?

This is the worst.

♪♪

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