06x04 - She Said Yes!

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

[Kim Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians...

-[photographers shouting]
-[cameras clicking]

Oh, my God.

If you look good, it is all worth it.

♪ I'm comin' in, comin' in hot ♪

It's my year, I'm gonna be 40!
Living my best damn life.

Diane von Furstenberg told me
your 50s are your best years.

As long as you're healthy,
I think it's great getting older.

Abso-[bleep]-lutely.

This is what I was texting
you guys yesterday,

but I don't think
you read the group chats.

I don't read the group chats.

Think she has us on mute.

[Kim] I'm doing a collab
with SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.

[laughing]

[Kourtney Kardashian Barker] [over phone]
You cannot stand someone else

being the center of attention,

you're just a [bleep] witch
and I [bleep] hate you.

And I'm just like... [inhales sharply]

[♪ dramatic theme plays]

-♪ Bring it now ♪
-♪ Bring it now ♪

-♪ You're like whoa ♪
-♪ You're like whoa ♪

♪ Bring the wow ♪

♪ Wow ♪

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Wow ♪

♪ Bring the wow ♪

-Hi.
-♪ Wow ♪

♪ Bring the wow, yeah, whoa ♪

Today, I'm doing a collab
with SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.

Hi, guys.

[Kim]
So, this is a really fun week.

We are going to see
Janet Jackson in concert

and we are having dinner
with longevity specialist, Bryan Johnson.

I'm really excited just to learn more.

He says, you know,
whatever Kim goes with,

-we're good with.
-Amazing.

This collab, I really went in
with such a point of view,

and I brought all of my references

and all of, like, these D&G stuff
that they haven't seen in a while.

-Yeah.
-[Nora laughing]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-Hi, guys.
-[models] Hi.

Thank you for being here today.

This collab has been in the works
for probably about a year.

Love, so cute.
[gasps]

Where's Khloé when I need her?
This screams Khloé.

[laughter]

I'm obsessed with this.

This is my fave.

It's giving D&G iconic-ness.

It's crazy how I went
from being so insecure

and not knowing my voice
or, like, how much I could speak up.

I don't know.

-We should talk with the whole team. Okay.
-We're making that the model a lot.

I'm really nervous to give notes
in front of Dolce & Gabbana

'cause they're the legends.

Since they saw how that collab went,
they put so much trust in me

and that has been just
such, like, a gratifying feeling,

knowing that they trust me so much.

A year ago I was like, "How am I
really gonna have a voice in this?"

And now, I'm the voice in this.
It's really cool.

I'd say keep the triangle,
both underwears,

the tanks, and then the bodysuit.

Oh, I still think this campaign
has to be me and Kourtney.

Kourtney would look great
in Mariana's bodysuit.

Since the relationship
with Dolce & Gabbana and Kourtney,

like, she was really kinda,
like, turned off, obviously, by me.

But now, I'm thinking about,
like, the bigger picture

and how cool would it be
if, like, the full circle moment

was to have Kourtney in the campaign.

She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing.

It's not rational.

[Kim] Kourtney and Travis
just worked with Dolce.

The business and the check
was more important than my feelings.

[footsteps]

-Hi.
-Hi, guy... Hi, everybody.

I was like, "I know that
leopard print anywhere."

[laughter]

How do we get Kourtney
to be in the campaign?

Ooh.

[Kim]
Full circle moment.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

I mean, I think it was
a little more than under the rug.

I think we, like,
[bleep] destroyed the rug,

and, like, had it fully [bleep] cleaned,

and, like, we explored and exhausted this.

So, I don't think this is like,
"Oh, do-do-do, we're just ignoring it."

It's like, "No, I heard you."
I think it's, like, acknowledging her.

The anxiety of asking her.

[soft laughter]

I think she will respect the fact
that, like, I want her for the campaign.

I think it only makes sense.

I think. You know, she could
tell me to [bleep] off

and it'll be a whole other thing,
but, like, we'll-we'll see.

Oh, my God, I can imagine the, like...

It would be so funny if we were, like,
fighting over the clothes...

-Yeah.
-[Kim] ...in the campaign.

[laughing]
Totally.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ And I'm lo-lo-lovin' it ♪

♪ Like this ♪

♪ Got a real good feeling 'bout this ♪

Tonight, my mom, Kimberly, and I,

we are gonna go have dinner
with Bryan Johnson.

[Kim] He's, like, the most
well-known longevity specialist,

and I'm so excited.

-[Dr. Jason Diamond] Welcome.
-[all greeting each other]

-I'm Bryan.
-[Kris Jenner] Hi, Bryan.

-Pleasure to meet you, welcome.
-Thank you so much.

[Kim]
After taking the Horvath test,

I am kind of obsessed
with my biological age.

I'm 34!

-God, Khloé. Khloé.
-She is 28 years old.

I have to get younger.

Beating Khloé wouldn't be so bad,
being younger than her.

I'd like to be a younger sister
to my younger sister.

That would be cute.

[Khloé Kardashian]
Oh, Bojangles is here.

-I was wondering what all that noise was.
-Hi, Kim.

-I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you. How are you?
-Hi. So nice to meet you.

He created Venmo, and then he sold it,

and, with that, has, like,
hired I think, like, 30 bio-scientists

to figure out how to prolong life.

I feel younger already.

-[laughter]
-Welcome.

-Just by being in here?
-I really do.

-[Kris] One little hug, and she's good.
-Yep, just by being here,

but you have no idea
what this means to me.

I'm obsessed with you,

-and I'm so excited to learn.
-Wow.

You guys are two peas in a pod.

-Your skin is amazing.
-Thanks.

[Kim] [laughing]
Sorry, I'm gonna be really annoying.

Your dream.

Just kidding.

So, your chronological age is?

-[Bryan Johnson] I'm 46.
-Really?

[Bryan] Yeah, my speed of aging
is slower than 99.8% of 18-year-olds,

so I've become the most biologically
measured human in, in history.

-[Khloé] Wow.
-I get accused of being AI quite a bit.

-[Kim] Really?
-Yeah.

-Are you guys aliens?
-[laughter]

[Kim] I might be half robot,
but I'm okay with that.

-Yeah... [laughing] You people.
-I'm very mechanical.

Biohacking is apparently...

[♪ contemplative music playing]

...biohacking.

Everything from peptides
and healthy stuff,

so I just love the knowledge,
I love knowing what our options are.

I would assume
you're hacking into your biology?

I don't [bleep] know.
Like, let's hack some of your biology off?

I don't, I don't know.

Probably going around...
the norm and figuring...

I don't know what [bleep]
biohacking means, okay? I don't.

Who do they think I am,
a [bleep] scientist?

-I get it. Sometimes I...
-This is for you. Sorry about the alcohol,

but, you know, we couldn't

-come empty-handed.
-[Bryan] Hey.

[Kris]
Kendall designed the bottle.

Thank you very much.

Of course my mom
would bring Bryan Johnson,

someone who notoriously
does not drink alcohol,

a bottle of 818.

Yeah, we could put olive oil in here.

Well, there's tequila in there now,
so you could water your plants.

-[Bryan] Yeah.
-Yeah.

[Khloé]
And me and Mr. Diamond

-will drink it for you.
-[laughter]

[Bryan]
I could show you the clinic.

-[Kim] Wow. My kind of house.
-Yeah.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

I have this light.
This was a gift from Khloé.

-Yeah.
-[Kim] I use mine for about 20 minutes,

three times a week.

-Do you wear the goggles?
-I do.

-Ugh, I get so lazy, but it's so bright.
-[chuckles] It is so bright.

-[Kim] And what are these?
-[Bryan] You could put this on your

abdomen, for example.

It's the equivalent
of doing 20,000 sit-ups.

Professional-grade hearing.
So, I have hearing loss

-in my left ear from sh**ting...
-[Kris] Oh, so do I.

-Do you?
-Just from my children.

[laughter]

So, the restoration of hearing loss,

Stanford has been taking
the cells out of cadavers...

-[Bryan] Yeah.
-...human cadavers,

and putting 'em back in
to potentially regenerate...

-That's inter... Yeah.
-...for hearing loss

in the experimental models.

Yeah, do you wanna be
the first human Guinea pig?

-Happy to.
-[Andrew Huberman] Okay.

[Kim] I think my motivation behind
learning so much about longevity is just,

I pray and hope that, for my kids,

I'm as mentally with it
as possible for as long as possible.

This is an Exilis. This is for elasticity
and collagen production.

-Can we... We need that.
-Elasticity? Talk to me.

-[Bryan] Yeah, so...
-We're gonna buy that.

And if it provides less wrinkles
and tighter skin, I'm all for it also.

[Bryan] This is electromagnetic
for, uh, muscle contraction,

so a lotta women
will use this post giving birth.

As I was doing this, I thought,
"I might as well just sit on here."

And then it seemed like
every time I woke up, I was erect,

and I thought,
"What is happening here?"

And then it just took us
down a rabbit hole

of nighttime erections
as a biological age marker.

I don't necessarily
need to know everything

about what happens to someone
in the middle of the night.

It's healthy to have
multiple erections at night?

Yeah, it's a significant marker

-of health overall.
-[Khloé] Mm.

[♪ playful music playing]

Hm.

Thank you.
[laughs] Okay.

Good. I...

I'll, I'll write that down.

I have no idea what to do
with that information,

but good for you, Bryan.

So happy.

You and your erections.

My nighttime erections improved
to better than the average 18-year-old.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

[laughter]

I mean, listen,
it's, like, a scientific thing.

I'm not, I'm not judging.

[laughing]

Like, what losers to be, like,
giggling about, like, an erection

[laughing]
and we're all, like, laughing.

-[Bryan] Alright, let's go have dinner.
-[Kim] Yeah.

-[sizzling]
-[Bryan] First, we'll have super veggie.

It's black lentils, broccoli, cauliflower,
shiitake mushrooms, garlic, ginger root.

There's nothing in here
that's cool or fun or nice to have.

Everything has a specific objective.

Yeah, I'm like, "What the [bleep]
are we talkin' about right now?"

Every calorie has to fight for its life

and every calorie has to do
a specific job inside the body,

-and if it doesn't, it can't belong.
-Oh, wow.

There are a couple things here
that I'm not really... getting

'cause I really am a kids' menu girl.

[over computer] And right now,
you would be number seven in the world.

-You're number seven in the world...
-Wait, wait, what?!

...at the Rejuvenation Olympics!

-Oh, my God!
-I've never won anything!

Onion rings with ranch dressing?
[bleep] yes.

Pizza, thin crust, make it crispy,
yes on the ranch.

[sing-songy]
♪ Mozzarella ♪

And to think the kids' menu
gets me this far.

Something I notice about you
that is such an amazing quality

is the whites of your eyes
are extremely white,

-and that's, like, such a healthy sign.
-Mm.

[laughing]
Am I embarrassing you tonight?

-No... You're...
-I'm just really into it.

-No, you are thriving.
-No, it's, like, very...

-This is your Super Bowl.
-[Kim laughs]

Well, it's kind of interesting that
the eyes are two pieces of the brain.

They're the only pieces of the brain
that are outside the skull.

And so, when... You can see when
someone is, like, alive in their eyes,

or if they're dead in their eyes.
And when you're sick...

-Do you think I look dead in my eyes?
-...glassed over. No, not at all.

-Quite the opposite.
-You can tell me.

No, not at all.
Quite the opposite.

[Kim]
'Kay, here's the main question:

with the way that you
are so disciplined...

-Mm-hm.
-...does that bring you joy in your life?

Yeah, I'm, I'm happier
and more fulfilled and energized

than I have been in my entire life.

What I'm trying to demonstrate
is the future of being human.

[♪ eerie music playing]

Imagine, we figured out
that death was no longer inevitable.

We're gonna die at some point.

I don't think he means we're immortal.

Or are you saying we're immortal?

♪♪

-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-[sirens wailing]

Death had always been inevitable,
and when death is inevitable,

you play all sorts of games,
you can YOLO your way into every decision.

But when death is not inevitable,
you change your existence.

[Andrew] Which is, in itself,
is kind of interesting,

-right?
-[Bryan] Yeah.

It's, like... It's a, it's a lapse
in time perception.

-Yeah.
-[Andrew] It's an inter-interesting

-and kinda scary concept.
-[Bryan] Yeah.

What's the worst thing you would eat
once in a while right now?

Yeah, it's gone.

-I don't do, I don't do it anymore.
-[Kris] Gone gone?

[Andrew] I think that when
you take excellent care of yourself

for a prolonged period of time,
your senses are so much sharper.

-[Bryan] Yes.
-And so, your experience of life

is that much richer,

and then, the, the "indulgence"
always takes that away,

and so, the-the taste is
kind of a, an illusion for...

-[Bryan] Yeah.
-...giving you more of an experience,

-but it deadens the experience.
-That's well said, yeah.

Those things lessen my consciousness,
and I just can't stand it.

Like, people still want
comfort, safety, tradition,

they want something
that feels safe to them,

and sometimes that is
just sticking to what you know.

[Bryan]
When I eat and what I eat is

one of the biggest predictors
of my sleep quality,

and so, I now have
my last meal of the day at 11:00 a.m.,

-and so...
-Holy crap.

-[Bryan] Yeah, so...
-Try that.

What?!

-[laughter]
-He's AI.

He's AI.

[Kim]
What is your thought on drinking alcohol?

I don't do any alcohol personally.

-Yeah, samesies.
-[Bryan] Yeah?

I can't ruin my lipstick.
I'll have to take the shot with a straw.

-You just don't like it?
-I don't like it, no.

-Um...
-[Khloé laughs]

Like, Kim is layin' it on thick.

She's sitting next to me,
she's like, "I don't drink."

I'm like...
Like, just lie...

I'm like, "We were just drunk
two nights ago, so that's fine."

I just don't snack anymore.
It's the weirdest thing.

-Emergency Cheetos in the cupboard.
-I don't like that stuff anymore.

This is what Kim does.
I love when she does this.

Her and my mom,
they get this from each other.

[Kris]
Because alcohol is so inflammatory.

Like, the minute I stop drinking as much,
then I don't have a taste for it.

[Khloé]
Like, really?

Cheers.

Cheers, Gerry, honestly.

Mm!

Getting kind of excited for a martini.
I just wanna put that out there.

Is this a lying competition?
Like, come on.

If you had access to an algorithm

that could give you
the best physical, mental,

and spiritual health of your life,

you did what the algorithm said,

you ate what it said,
you went to bed when it said,

would you say yes or would you say no?

I would say yes.

Isn't that what we're all looking for,
is that magic answer?

Happiness and health are everything.

I don't really...

No.

-How 'bout everyone else?
-Absolutely.

You could meet your great,
great, great grandkids,

-in principle.
-[Bryan] That's right.

Uh, typically, people don't want
to live a life that's algorithmic.

-[crosstalk]
-That's super interesting.

[softly] I don't know
what algorithm we're talking about.

Like... my Instagram algorithm?
I'm not really sure.

So... I'm just pretending
like I'm smart enough

to know what's happening.
I'm just here.

-Guys, let's all take a shot.
-[Bryan] Oh, yeah.

Congratulations to...

-[Bryan and Kris] Cheers.
-...living a long, joyful life.

-[Bryan] Yes.
-Cheers.

[Bryan]
May we never die.

-[♪ playful music playing]
-[all] Cheers.

[Dr. Diamond]
Great.

So, like, it was an olive oil shot,

and I just was like,
"What the [bleep]?"

So, do you ever just

-watch, like, Dateline?
-[Bryan laughing]

-Or Dancing with the Stars?
-I only watch The Kardashians.

-[laughter]
-[Kris] Good answer.

-For another 150 years.
-[laughter]

Season 4,522.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kim] I am so nervous to go in
and ask Kourtney to

do the Dolce & Gabbana campaign with me.

So, I mean, honestly, this vision,

I think wouldn't be
a vision without Kourtney.

She could either be
such a [bleep] b*tch

and say go [bleep] myself
and absolutely not,

or... make some money with me.

♪♪

Hello?

-Hi.
-sh**t, my phone's about to die.

-I've never been in this room.
-Hi, you haven't?

-No.
-Do you want me

-to beat you at ping pong?
-Yeah.

[Kourtney]
One point for me.

-Two points.
-Two, 0.

The craziest thing happened.
Tell me if this happened with Mason.

North is, like, obsessed with me now...

and, like, calls me with her friends,
like, "Mom, I love you.

You're the best mom.
I love you so much." Like...

Well, she's always been like that with me.

Do you think you changed?

I mean, possibly.
It was a year of, like, mad at me,

-but, like, I think...
-Also you guys were getting a divorce.

I think it was all the divorce.
Like, it's insane, the turnaround.

[Kourtney]
I think it's safe to say that I won.

'Kay, I think it's safe to say

-that ping pong is not my thing.
-Ooh.

-Um...
-My back has been so crazy.

-I wanna, like, experience...
-You know I've been living here

since November,
since Rocky was born.

-Yeah.
-And I've never moved my clothes in.

So, like, this is Travis's,
like, Raf sweatshirt.

-Like, I wear only... I'm like...
-His stuff?

Yeah.

I just had Rocky, and, I mean,

I've always worn Travis's clothes
since we've been together,

but I just haven't moved
my clothes in, by choice.

It just feels easier for life right now
to just wear my husband's clothes.

I'm definitely getting, like, ready to
start, like, wearing my clothes again...

-Um...
-...but I've only worn his clothes.

-But...
-Like, I wore these boots

-to every single show on tour.
-Huh.

[Kourtney chuckles]

Um... I just can't tell
what kinda girl you are.

Yeah, I don't really know what
kinda girl I am either. I'm evolving.

I'm over these, like, vibes, though.

So, I have such an exciting
opportunity for you and I...

-What?
-...that I wanted to talk to you about.

-Mm-hm.
-Um...

I told you about Dolce and SKIMS, right?

-Yeah, obviously.
-Yeah.

[Kourtney]
Initially.

-Okay.
-And then you did the fashion show...

And then I did the fashion show.
So, I was like, "We might as well do it."

-You know? And so, they were like, "Okay."
-Mm-hm.

Then I just couldn't imagine
a better campaign...

-Mm-hm.
-...than you and me together.

I just think, like, it wouldn't be a,

it wouldn't be, like,
a Dolce thing without you.

Mm-hm.

Initially, everything that
she did with Dolce,

I just felt, like,

so disconnected from my sister,

and I didn't feel like my feelings
were heard or validated or understood.

And it wouldn't be
a Dolce moment without me?

[Kim] It wouldn't.

-I recognize that. I'm being very...
-Oh.

I, like, really know that, you know?

I mean, my thoughts
will still be the same.

Like, they're still my thoughts.

My feelings didn't matter
and that, you know...

she just, like, had to do it all.

[Kim] I mean, I think I just wanted
to know if you were interested,

and you wanted to do it.

[♪ suspenseful music plays]

-[♪ dubious music playing]
-[birds chirping]

Um...

I feel like...

-we've moved on in life.
-[Kim] Yeah.

That sounds iconic.

[Kim] It, it is iconic, right?
I feel like we could, like...

-I feel like it is iconic.
-It is.

It'll be so fun.
Did you guys hear that?

Did you get that on camera?
She said yes.

-She said yes!
-Exciting.

I gotta say I'm shocked.

She said, "It'll be iconic."
She just was like... She got it.

I mean, yeah, this will be iconic.

This is, like, gonna be so fun
to sh**t a campaign with her.

I wonder if we should be, like,
throwing pasta at each other.

-That would be funny.
-It'll be good.

It'll be really good.

We're sisters,
and we love each other,

and life is short...
so it's time to move on.

But I'm glad the first
initial thought was, "Iconic."

-I love to do iconic sh*t. [laughs]
-[laughs] Yeah.

-I'll get you a good check.
-Yeah.

-Wouldn't do it without a good check.
-[both laughing]

I know that.

The paycheck is
more important than my feelings.

Okay, I'm so excited.

Yeah.

[♪ mellow song playing]

I feel like this is what we always wanted.

[laughs] Did we?

-This is what we always wanted?
-Didn't we?

Isn't this what we were fighting about?

-No.
-Okay, let's not rehash.

Let's not.

-[Kim] Let's not get into it.
-Let's not.

Whatever it is.

We will live la vita dolce very soon.

La dolce vita.

-[♪ upbeat song playing]
-♪ 'Cause it's here and now ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's here and now ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's here and now ♪

[♪ song fades out]

[Khloé] Hi, Ken.

Should I take my shoes off?

[Khloé]
Whatever you want.

[Kendall gasps]

Oh, my God, these are so old.
[chuckles] Stop.

[Khloé] [softly] What?
[chuckles] Aw.

Wait, stop, they were so small.

Kendall is constantly
in other parts of the world.

She's traveling, she's modeling,
she's, literally, never in town.

So, the fact that I am being blessed
with her presence today,

I'm gonna soak up every moment.

Is Scott coming, or no?

I was gonna confront him
about his Mounjaro.

Call him and ask him if he saw it.

Someone sent me a clip from the show
and he's opening his fridge,

and in his fridge,
it's weight loss medication.

A couple people sent it to me,
so I'm assuming Scott knows about it.

I'm gonna FaceTime him.

Wow, you know when you just
start off the day lookin' a different way?

[Khloé] Um, did you see from the show?

Did you see what's in your fridge?

[Khloé laughing]

It's everywhere, Scott.

Wow, you're really being healthy.

[Khloé] No...

You shouldn't be! When I was fat,
I went and drank that sh*t!

I don't get the shame of it.

Like, you just don't have these problems,
but when I was bigger, I took laxatives.

I would take anything that...
Everyone was pushing something

'cause it was early 2000s,
Anna Nicole Smith. What is it?

"TrimSpa, Baby." Like, anything.

-Okay, well...
-We didn't need that visual.

[Khloé] Yeah, none o... Me and Kendall
don't wanna see your [bleep].

Anyways, your secret's out.
Have fun, have a good day.

-The relief.
-Okay, I gotta go, love you.

-Okay, bye.
-[Kendall Jenner] Love you.

Do what everyone else does:
hide your drugs. [laughs] No.

Are you aware of the dinner
that Mom, me, and Kim went to?

[Kendall]
Well, for what?

The guy named Bryan Johnson?

He's the most famous
for biohacking and, like...

Oh!
Wait, why didn't I go to this?

-What day was this?
-Tuesday.

-Oh, was it...
-Everyone was invited on the chat.

I don't read the group chat.
In moments like these...

-[Khloé laughing]
-...I want someone to call me

-and be like, "Hey, Kenny, I know...
-'Kay.

-"...you'll really like this...
-Okay.

...I'm just letting you know
if you didn't see it in the group chat."

Then I can make a real decision.
I had no idea.

I'm so upset. Know me less.
Literally, know me less.

I should have been to this party.

I think I'm a little bit
more their people.

If that makes any sense, yes.

They missed out as well
by not having me there

'cause I would've asked
all the right things.

But, you know.

[Khloé]
He's just the extreme of everything.

Like, he's a vampire.
His skin,

-I've never seen skin...
-I was gonna say,

-does he look good?
-His skin is great, but he's paler...

He's literally, like,
in the movie Twilight...

-He probably doesn't go in the sun, yeah.
-...'cause he will not go in the sun.

He barely blinks.

Then, wh... Like, at the dinner,
you have to take a shot of olive oil.

We brought him 818 tequila, the reserve.

He takes a shot of ol-olive oil
before he drinks.

-He doesn't drink any alcohol.
-But when we do drink,

I have heard, take a shot
of oil... oli... oil of ol... ol...

-[Kendall laughs]
-Oy.

[Kendall]
Take a shot of olive oil before you drink.

-It coats your stomach.
-Hm.

[Kendall]
Like, you don't get hung over,

-you feel great.
-You should pass that out

-at my birthday party.
-[laughs] Yeah.

And he talks very monotone.
Then he's like...

"Kendall, thank you so much
for your participation in that answer."

And I'm like, [softly] "What?"

[normal] Like, what did we... In my head,
I'm thinking, "What did we just drink?"

I thought maybe shrooms or something.
You would've [bleep] died.

-So, call me next time.
-I think you read the [bleep] texts!

-Now ya know. I don't...
-Now I know. Good, the secret's out.

It's too much. It's...
That is sensory overload.

That group chat's not healthy.
It is too much.

-Every...
-There's seven different group chats.

I have quite a few group chats.
Like... 10-plus.

There's the entire family chat.

It includes [laughs] former partners,

-ex-boyfriends.
-Tristan and Travis.

-Ex-lovers.
-And Scott.

Baby daddies.

I think Kanye got mad at us
and exited that chat.

MJ's on the entire family chat.

The OG "Positive People" chat.

Kourtney got mad at us once
and exited that chat.

Oh, I'm, uh... I'm... [sighs]
on not on all the group chats, thank God.

I'm not on "Not Kourtney."

It's just my mom, Kendall,
Kylie, and Khloé, and me. [laughs]

Oh, there's two "Not Kourtney" chats.

-I don't know.
-Is there a "Not Kylie" chat?

-Be honest with me.
-Not that I've heard of, I swear...

-Kendall.
-Bible. I swear, not that I've heard of.

I don't give a [bleep] actually.

I think it's normal and natural for people
to talk sh*t about one another,

and I would hope you do it behind my back.

-I'm on "Not Khloé."
-We have "Not Khloé" right now

because we're planning her 40th.

And if there's not
a group chat about me,

I'm actually gonna be offended.

I don't care enough,
to be honest with you.

Unless there's an emergency,

someone will call me
and I'll hear about it.

Kendall doesn't read anything,
Kylie will chime in every blue moon.

We were together one time
and the group chat was going off

and you were like,
"You don't have those silenced?"

-[laughing]
-And I was like, [gasps]

"I didn't know we were
able to silence them."

-So, now mine are also muted.
-Yeah. Muted all day long.

I don't even think Kendall
stores our phone numbers

[laughs]
'cause she doesn't even acknowledge us.

She doesn't.

[laughing]

You have to read the family chat
if you really want the tea.

I'm so mad. I'm about to send
a message to Kim and Mom.

The fact that not one of you called me

before this [bleep] dinner
on Tuesday night.

I'm so mad.
You guys aren't my real family.

You're not real family
for not reading our group chat.

I'm gonna go home.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[singing in native language]

[studio bell rings]

Yeah, there's, like, a little drum.

Do I look like an Italian siren?

Like, very, like, Sophia Loren.
I don't know. It's, like, very Italian.

♪♪

Today's sh**t is our
Dolce & Gabbana-SKIMS collab sh**t,

starring Kourtney and Kim Kardashian.

This has been years in the making.

Real blood, sweat, and tears, and fights

have gone into this collaboration,
so I feel good.

[camera clicking]

♪♪

[Kourtney] They did say 25 minutes,

but that was a long time ago.

I'm, like, getting hungry.

♪♪

How much longer do you think
we'll be here, realistically?

[Kourtney] Oh, great.

♪♪

I feel like Rocky's calling me.

-You guys like my hair? [laughing]
-[speaker] I love it.

Um, Kim is sabotaging me.

She asked me to come do
this campaign with her

so that I could have
hair like... Shirley Temple,

and she has, like, bombshell hair.

[Kim] I couldn't imagine
sh**ting it without Kourtney.

I just know she wants
to do it, she gets it.

Listen, it was, like, a rough time for us,

but, like, how ridic... We look back,
and we're like, "We were ridiculous.

It's okay.
Like, that's just what sisters do."

I think that's the thing with...
those types of arguments,

like, you usually...
will still always feel your side.

-Like...
-[producer] Uh-oh.

[Kourtney]
Like, I think it's great

to move on and say your feelings
and get them out there

-and then, be able to move on.
-Seriously.

It's good to laugh at it...

and... not let it consume you.

-[Liz Muller] Lean in a little.
-Yeah, lean in.

Hi.

-Hi. This hair is crazy.
-Hi.

I know, isn't it so funny?

-Yeah.
-I love it.

I don't know what I'm doing.
I've been sitting in there since 10:30,

-just to be a...
-Stop.

...complainer,
but I'm like, I don't work.

This is, like, me stepping
out of retirement.

-Oh.
-And I'm like...

-"I'm just here...
-Okay.

"...but I don't do this well...

-Okay.
-...anymore."

It definitely does feel out of my element.

I'm not in, like, the fashion world.

I mean, my life is just so far removed.

I'm in my own little world
and my own little bubble

and I just don't like being
out of my comfort zone.

-[speaker] I like your hair.
-Really?

[speaker]
Yeah.

[Kourtney]
I think I'm having a little regret.

Yeah, probably... a little regretful.

[Kourtney] I don't know
quite how I feel about this hair.

Like, it feels a bit...

-I like that.
-I think it's j...

I have, like, PTSD 'cause I had
a bowl haircut in sixth grade.

It was called the Dorothy Hamill,
and it is not...

[laughing]

-I think it looks good.
-Okay.

I think, I think see it on set,
and if you're not happy,

-I think change it.
-'Kay.

I know Kourtney doesn't like her hair,

but, first of all, we can fix it,
second of all, my hair is a full mullet.

It's not, like, hairstyles that are modern
that we would do here.

We're, like, Italian girls on the street.

Not like "on the street,"
but you know what I mean.

Like... in the town.

-But it is.
-Especially if it's not you, like...

No, it's not, and I'm just like,
I don't do photo shoots,

-honestly.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Well, you look amazing.
-Thank you, I do, like,

-two photo shoots a year.
-[chuckles] Yeah.

-And three is pushing me over the edge.
-Right.

[Kourtney] I've been in my dressing room
since 10:30, I'm so hungry.

When I get hangry
when I'm breastfeeding,

I will complain about any
and everything that's in my way.

I think so.

-[producer laughing]
-Yep.

Um... yes, of course.

I couldn't be away
from him for this long.

I am breastfeeding on demand,

so I really try not to separate
from my baby.

It's not a long day in, like,
my youth, in my past.

It's a long day today.

[Kim]
Is she ready or is she feeding?

Do we know, is she ready
or feeding or like...?

'Cause it'll take me two seconds.

I really have high hopes
that we're gonna get through this day.

It's just, you know,
managing talent is never easy.

[director] Okay. Ready, team?
Standby, everybody to one.

Kourtney's made it very clear
she doesn't work anymore,

and I brought her outta retirement,

and she's only got
a certain amount of time,

so I will stay longer
and pick up the slack

of what we don't finish.

[Kourtney] One thing I'm trying to do more
is to make the most of the moment,

so to not be there
and just be complaining.

I would say the second half
of the day, I was better, in hindsight.

Then I'm like,
"Oh, if you're gonna be there,

you know, make the most of it."

[director]
Camera set, here we go.

♪♪

[camera clicking]

[Kim]
I forgave her, she forgives me,

and now, we're working together
on an iconic [bleep] sh**t.

[camera clicking]

For anyone that thinks that
we wouldn't even be cool

because we got into a fashion fight
over what we wear is crazy.

Like, that's what we were doing
in elementary school.

Do you guys know
the story of when Kourtney...

I was in sixth grade at a new school,
I didn't know anyone,

and I wanted to look
really cool and fit in,

and I borrowed Kourtney's jeans
that had these, like, cow patches on them.

[Kourtney]
We called them the cow jeans,

and they were, like,
vintage Levi's with a painted cow.

And she was pissed,
and my school started before hers,

so, imagine, it was
my first few days of school.

We went to different schools,
so I stopped by her school.

Kourtney barges in my classroom,
and Kourtney goes...

"My sister is Kim,
and she stole my jeans...

"And I need to get them back.

"Can you please
bring her outta the class?

She needs to change."

And then, like, comes in
with, like, the lamest shorts

and makes me change into them.

I don't remember the shorts.

I was so embarrassed,
and I've never gotten over

what happened to me in sixth grade.

Is that why she brought me here,
to get revenge... on the jeans?

Yeah, I think about it.
I really think about it.

Just a good reminder of why
I retired into motherhood.

I mean, it's fun to be on set with Kim
and the vibes are immaculate,

but I think this makes me
want to wear massive clothes.

[laughing]

Just like, I don't... I'm not into, like,
showing my body right now.

I don't work out; it's not my priority.

I'm in a "taking care of my baby and kids

and going on tour with my husband" mode.

I'm just not that girl anymore.

-[♪ "Legacy" by Surfclub playing]
-[studio bell rings]

[director]
Alright, here we go again. Let's try it.

-And ready? Action.
-♪ Can't stop my legacy ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

When I really think back
of how ugly that fight got

just to where we are now,
like, laughing about it

and sh**ting, together,
a campaign, that's crazy.

I'm happy that I was the one
to bring her out of retirement.

I probably drove her to retirement,

so I am the one
that can bring her out.

♪ Can't stop my legacy ♪

That's cute.

-[speaker] Yeah.
-[Kourtney] So cute.

I like that we're wearing...

-both wearing the leopard print.
-[Liz] Yeah, cute.

Overall, it was a really
fun day with my sister,

and I'm really happy
that I did it and I can't wait to...

[laughing]
...cash that check.

♪♪

[Kim] What a way to end the day.

-[mouthful] Cheers to Dolce.
-[camera clicking]

-[Kourtney] Congrats on the collection.
-[Kim] It's really iconic,

-honestly.
-Yeah.

[Kim] I'll give you one of everything.
How's that?

How 'bout a dollar for everything sold?

-[both laughing]
-♪ Can't stop my legacy ♪

[♪ "Walk In Bold" by Vanacore Music
ft. Suedecouch playing]

♪ Everybody, move, shake that ♪

♪ Move, shake that ♪

♪ Move ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, bold ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, bold ♪

[Kris]
Tonight is going to be so much fun.

Shelli Azoff is my best friend.

I'm so excited.
We're celebrating Shelli's birthday

and wanting to do something
really fun and exciting.

-[whispers] We're celebrating my birthday.
-So, we're going on an adventure.

She's pumped, so, yeah,
I think I smell a party brewing.

♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

-Hey, guys.
-[all greeting Kim]

Mwah!

-Hi, guys.
-[friend] You!

-You look amazing.
-[friends] Ooh.

We are going
to the Janet Jackson concert

for Shelli Azoff's birthday party.

I'm so excited.
I won this outfit on auction.

It's from her "If" video, and it's
her exact outfit, so I'm so excited.

This is the outfit.

Honestly, Janet means so much to me,

more on, like, a personal level
than anyone could really imagine.

I dated Janet's nephew
for years and years in high school,

and what is it, pre-high school,
what's before high sc...

Junior high, sorry.

Um, ya know, we started...
[laughing]

I forgot what it was called.

They do family game nights,
and, oh, my God,

one time, the entire Jackson family
and me are playing Pictionary.

I was so nervous
'cause Janet was, like, my everything.

So, my word was "angel,"
but I drew an angle.

Like, a right angle, ya know?

And I [laughing] though...
I thought it was an angle.

And then, Jermaine came up
to me afterwards and was like,

"Baby girl, the word was 'angel'

but I felt so bad for you that we're
gonna let you have this point."

I wanted to melt.

So, she's... will always be my angle,
my little angle.

-[Shelli Azoff] Is this everybody?
-I think so.

[Khloé]
[bleep] yeah, this is all of us.

-[excited chatter]
-[Kim] Alright, guys, let's go.

[♪ "Show Me What You Got"
by Sophie Gold playing]

-Wow, you look so cute.
-Thank you.

[Kim]
What era Janet are you?

-[Kim laughing]
-♪ Let's go ♪

♪♪

Oh, we're feelin' Janet.

How special is this?

Feel like the last time we were together,
we went to go see Adele.

-Oh, no, it was just us.
-I didn't go...

-No, I didn't go to that.
-...but thanks.

So, I just injected collagen into my neck.

-Yeah?
-Salmon sperm.

[Kim]
I did a laser.

Skin tightening.

As I know more and as I get older, like,
I will do what is really good for you.

I'm like that's where we're at, guys.

I am pretty down with a healthy lifestyle.

I don't think I've ever tasted [bleep].

-You don't?
-No, I think I, like,

-would throw up.
-Khloé and Allison,

Zoe said she's never tasted
[bleep] before.

-Come on.
-Never tasted what?

-[bleep] before.
-I mean, I, I probably did,

but then I [bleep]
I've never, like, [bleep] anyone's...

-[Allison Statter] Really?
-Ew, no.

I mean, I don't think
you're missing anything in life...

-I don't either.
-Like, I don't think it's like,

"God, you really gotta mark that

-off your bucket list."
-[Zoe laughing]

I think they just want you
to have them [bleep]

and they don't really care
what you do with it,

but it's not the most attractive...

-Twenty-five days and I will.
-...to, to spit it out.

Twenty-five days, I'm gonna do it
on his 20... on his 50th birthday.

-You absolutely should.
-Yeah, okay.

You absolutely should.

Do you guys know that [bleep]

-[Zoe Winkler] Is [bleep] better?
-[Kim] [bleep] tastes like a [bleep]

[Allison] A what?

-[laughter]
-[crosstalk]

-[Allison] A [bleep] one does?
-Yes.

Not necessarily.

Ooh-kay.

I feel like it's healthy.

I hope so.
[laughing]

I answer a lotta questions, but I'm...

I just can't answer this one.
That's crazy.

And it also depends on the day.
[laughing]

Only my husband knows.

It sucks.

Wait, no pun intended.

Oh, my God.

Okay, let me just say something,
The fact that you could [bleep]

-because in my whole life...
-[Allison] Mom, Mom,

-I don't wanna know.
-[Shelli] ...who stops and, like, goes,

-"Mm-mm-mm"?
-Earmuffs!

[friend]
Well, you can taste it, like,

-on the [bleep].
-Can't taste.

-[friend] You can taste it.
-No.

-[Khloé] It's her birthday.
-[Allison] Hell yeah.

Let her talk about [bleep] all she wants.

Do you sit and [bleep] it?
I don't...

-I try not to.
-Yeah.

You just wanna get it over with.

[laughter]

[FaceTime ringing]

-Oh, there she is, hi.
-[Zoe] [over phone] Hi.

[Kim] You remember
the conversation on the plane?

[Kim] You remember
the conversation on the plane?

-[Zoe] [over phone] Oh, I, I did it.
-You did it?

-Stop.
-I did.

-I thought...
-I did it.

-Yeah [bleep].
-Oh, my God,

I'm so happy for you guys.

[Zoe] Well, when I told [bleep] the story,
she was like,

"You don't do that? That's crazy.
I'm a [bleep] all-star."

No! Okay.

Yeah, she said that it's her specialty
and that she would help me if I needed.

[laughing]

-It was a real moment.
-Sick, okay.

Well... there you have it.

[laughing]

-[PA system beeps]
-[announcer] We have arrived.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

We should've [bleep]
gone to the outlet malls.

What time do they close?

-Kimberly. We're... No, no, no.
-The concert doesn't start for an hour.

-The Balenciaga outlet?
-We're very far from it.

Damn.

Let's take a picture.
Everybody, look.

[Allison] Apparently, now putting up
the peace sign makes you old.

Oh, I saw that trend on TikTok.

I vowed to Kendall that
I'd stop doing the kissy face

for the new year 'cause she's like,
"It's so embarrassing."

She's just like, "Stop doing..."

And I was like,
"But it's so me."

Like, when someone's like,
"Can I have a photo?" I go...

-I'm like, I can't kissy face.
-[laughter]

♪ This'll blow your mind ♪

[crosstalk]

The miserable pirate.
We have Johnny Depp sitting over here.

I just wanna know,
where did your love of...

-Pirate shirts come from?
-...pirates come from?

'Cause you tend to wear pirate shirts

-pretty often.
-I know.

I love this shirt.

-That is not a pirate shirt.
-Where do you think?

-What do you think it is, a cake topper?
-I think it's a beautiful bow.

She loves a good pirate costume.

We should put up every time
my mom's worn a pirate shirt

'cause God knows
she has at least a dozen,

and they are horrific.

I feel like I'm on
the Pirates of the Caribbean

-with you.
-Yeah.

They just, ya know,
have a different idea sometimes

about what fashion might look like.

Do you see me complaining
that Kim's in sweats

for the fourth year in a row?
No, you don't.

Do you, Mom, do you.

Listen, it's Dolce & Gabbana,
Dolce & [bleep] Gabbana.

Do you hear me?
Dolce, Dolce, Dolce.

You wanna wear a pirate shirt, do you.

-I'm gonna have fun tonight.
-I hope she plays all her hits.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[crowd cheering]

[Kim] I feel like this is
just one of those, like,

really fun nights with my lifers.

Khloé is now an honorary lifer.
She's, like, my built-in best friend.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

♪♪

[Khloé] If anyone can get me having fun,
dancing my a*s off, it's definitely Kim.

I mean, just...
It's the best way to wrap up my 30s.

[Kris] We had the best time celebrating
with the most amazing friends and family,

and it's these kind of days,
these kind of moments,

these kind of memories
that we make that last a lifetime.

It's priceless.

Next on The Kardashians...

♪♪

Do you guys have anything
where we could, like, throw a party?

It is the 40th birthday
of the one and only Khloé Kardashian.

-[Khloé and Kim screaming]
-So, we are dedicating

this episode to Khloé.

[over phone] For your 40th birthday,
we're gonna do a theme.

What does that mean, a theme?
Like, '80s? 'Cause ugh.

I think we're off to a roaring good start.

I just wanna go big for Khloé.

Every sister had a complaint.

They're like, "These big parties,
the location's horrible."

And I'm like, "Now you wanna talk?"

A week before the party,
all of a sudden, my sisters chime in

with every change
that they possibly would make.

-The sisters are kinda mad at me.
-Ha!

If they just would show up and help me...

[all cheering]

...then we wouldn't
have been in this situation.

There has to be drama.

[♪ "Walk In Bold" by Vanacore Music
ft. Suedecouch playing]

♪ Everybody, move, shake that ♪

-♪ Move, shake that ♪
-♪ Move ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, ooh ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, bold ♪

♪ When I walk in, walk in, ooh ♪

♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

-♪ Bold ♪
-♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

-♪ Hey ♪
-♪ When I walk in, walk in, bold ♪

-♪ When I walk in ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

♪ Bold ♪

♪ When I walk in ♪

♪ Bold ♪

I... To my knowledge, we don't have one

-that's a "Not Kylie."
-'Cause I swear...

-Do you have one about me?
-No.

-There's no "Not Kendall."
-Okay, okay.

I just feel like I'm more,
"Do-do-do-do-do."

So, I feel like there would be
a "Not Kylie" chat about me.

-[laughing] No, Kylie.
-Okay.

There's no "Not Kylie" chat.
I'm sure at some point in history,

me, Khloé, and Mom
or something were like,

-"What do we get Kylie for her birthday?"
-Mm, mm, okay.

-No, not to my recollection.
-I'm gonna go through Mom's phone.

[bell tolling]