03x02 - Thirty Days Later

[bunniefuu]

[dramatic music]

- I can't force him.

Since the last time me and the roomies have been together,

we all have a lot of [bleep] going on.

Mike's in jail, sadly.

- There's really nothing to say, honey.

Just take me to jail.

- Ronnie's in rehab. - This is about the baby.

This is about my child. It's about Ariana.

- I'm about to have a baby.

I'm pregnant!

Jenni's going through a divorce.

- We're gonna address this in court,

which is the proper place to address it.

- And Deena just had a baby. It's been real.

- ♪ Here I come ♪

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frick out of here, you crazy!

- Oh, hello!

- ♪ Here I come! ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [laughing]

Right now, I'm leaving

my wellness retreat center, I like to call it.

Being there was more than I expected.

♪ ♪

days ago, I wouldn't look at myself in the mirror.

And now, my outlook has changed.

I've laughed more in the last month

than I have laughed in a really long time.

I think I've smiled more.

♪ ♪

When I looked at myself before there was shame.

There was regret. There was resentment.

Me going to get help doesn't mean

that I beat this, you know?

I'm gonna fight it every day

for the rest of my life, you know?

At first, it might be a struggle,

but I'm gonna make everything work for my daughter.

- ♪ That's why we fly so high ♪

♪ We sit on top of the world ♪

- ♪ We on top of the world ♪

♪ We on top of the world, the world-- ♪

- [screams] - Oh, [bleep].

- Angelina! - Go first.

- Why are you parking so close? - Go.

[quirky music]

- Is she kidding?

- Go. You want me to--pull up.

- All right.

- Angelina, I'm having a baby. Please don't k*ll me.

Literally, she's the worst.

Do you know how to drive? - I suck at driving.

- Wow! - [coos]

- Hi. - Look at you.

- I was like, where are you going

to meet CJ in that outfit?

- I was like, "I want to be a superhero for him today."

- Oh, my-- - No.

You look like a prost*tute. - I can't.

I'm not really sure what Angelina's thinking.

You're meeting a baby. Why are you in a leather suit?

This is what she should wear with her Chris.

Not my baby, Chris.

- What is happening? - That's not how women dress.

- I mean it really was tight as [bleep].

I don't know what I was thinking.

- Are you trying to turn on my son?

- Oh, my God. You pervert.

- [coos]

- Does Mommy eat your feet? - Aw, let me see him.

- You just have to wash your hands.

- It's, like, a mom thing. - Yeah, just because of germs.

- Hi, my little beach.

Hi, baby CJ.

- I don't know what the [bleep] is going on.

Why am I the only one doing this?

Nicole's hands are not clean.

- No kissing on the face. - Okay, drill sergeant.

Deena, like, is thinking that I'm, like, dirty or something.

Like, why would she ever think that?

All right, I [bleep] my pants. - [screams]

- Like, I get it.

- Hi, sweetheart. - He's so tiny.

- We match. - Yeah.

You match your Aunt Nicole.

- Look, your best friend's in my belly right now.

Baby CJ is so cute. It gives me baby fever.

Thank God I'm pregnant.

You want a beer? - No.

- She's starting it already. - Mm.

- So Jenni isn't here.

You know, she has a lot going on.

- Speaking of Jenni,

what is everybody allowed to speak about now?

- I think it's open now. - Yeah, now, I think--

I think--I think it's all out there.

- Because at the dude ranch, she flipped out on me.

- Listen, like, at that point, it was known Jenni

did not want to talk about her divorce.

- Yeah. - And I told you that.

- She texted me, and I was like,

"I'm not talking about your divorce."

If I was going through a divorce

or just having a problem, like, I would want you guys to know.

- I think she's still pissed off.

[hip hop music]

- ♪ Big house on the hill ♪

♪ Leather seats is my throne ♪

♪ Yeah, we started from the bottom ♪

♪ But my team, we on, we on, we on ♪

♪ Tell my people we on ♪

- Looking for more Ron-Ron juice.

Ron Ron protein shakes.

So I'm in L.A. right now looking at houses,

trying to take the next step in my life.

I'm planning to move away from Vegas

because being back in the places

where I just have bad experiences

is really not good for my recovery.

This is the first time I used the blender

without spilling anything. That's awesome.

- ♪ I got my feet up, my speakers loud ♪

♪ Penthouse, I can see for miles ♪

♪ Independent grind with a major sound ♪

- I haven't seen Ronnie in a minute.

- Me either.

- Last time I saw him, he was in pretty bad shape.

- Black eyes and whatnot.

- Vinny and I were here in L.A. looking for love.

A double shot of it, if you will.

It just so happens Ronnie's out there too.

He just got out of rehab.

- I give him ,% credit... - Absolutely.

- For going.

- ♪ Running this turf, kid, the city is mine ♪

♪ Sit on a...♪

all: Hey. - What's up?

- Two chooches. - What's good, man?

How are you? - I like your AirBnB, kid.

- I mean, we showed Ronnie a little bit of tough love.

We had to let him know straight how we felt.

How much more can you take?

You're physically getting your a*s kicked.

So it's important for us, right now,

to let Ronnie know we're proud of him.

That he took the right steps in getting help.

- You guys want to go outside?

- Yeah, let's go out. - Yeah. Let's do it.

- You could have at least got a view.

[laughter]

- Your hair's on point.

That means everything's good. Everything's [bleep].

- Thanks, man. - Remember that?

That was the mood ring. both: Yeah.

- [laughing]

- First impression of Ronnie

is it's like new Ronnie.

New spirit. New clothes.

Like, just like a new-- like, new teeth.

- [laughs]

- Holy [bleep]. Teeth.

- [laughs]

- Teeth? - [laughs]

- Teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth,

teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth.

- [laughs]

- How you been, man? - I'm great, man.

I feel really good, dude.

- Good. - Really, really good.

Well, you know, I went to days in treatment.

- Yeah. - I needed it, man.

Too much [bleep] was going on, you know?

And I appreciate you guys, you know,

always looking out for me. Being there, you know?

[soft music]

I was just in it, and I couldn't see what--

I took time to reset and just--you know?

I just had to do what I had to do, for myself,

for the baby, you know?

Because you know, the decisions I were making

were not the decisions a father should make, you know?

I definitely feel like a different person, you know?

Since I went away to treatment I feel really good,

and I feel like I want to be around the g*ng and show 'em

that I'm back to being who I, you know, used to be.

- That's really good to hear, man.

- Thank you, man.

- So where do you go from here with it?

[hip hop music]

♪ ♪

Where do you stand with Jen?

- Mine is going through a [bleep] court system

and a judge that tells me not to.

- I did not talk about your divorce.

- So don't tell me there's another

[bleep] reason, Angelina...

- I did not talk about your divorce.

- When I have legal issues.

- Please, someone k*ll me.

- I don't think I can take another argument, personally,

because I'll probably, like, end up in jail.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ We got to go ♪ - ♪ Everybody, everybody ♪

♪ If you're ready to get up and just party ♪

- Mama? - How you feel?

- Like [bleep]. - Mm-hmm.

- I'm so pregnant. - This is, like,

a baby drug deal.

- Thank you.

Here, you can throw it in the back.

Thank you. You're saving my life.

- Oh.

- I can't wait to just have a nice lunch

where I can be fat--

- Same. - And we can all be fat

and just catch up.

- And Angelina? - We gotta invite her.

- Why? So you can ruin my appetite?

- I like drama. - Of course you do.

So going into the dude ranch, I asked all my roommates

to keep quiet about my divorce, for the sake of my kids.

- I give a [bleep], but I don't give a [bleep].

- With the divorce thing, right?

If I was [bleep] going through a divorce

or just having a problem, like, I would want you guys to know.

- You gotta talk about it sooner than later.

- And I wanted to tread lightly

because I just didn't want to talk about it on TV.

But you know, Roger decided to post videos.

- I'm not allowed to go home and see my children.

- Now that it's all out there, [bleep] yeah

I'm gonna clap back at Ron and Angelina.

- I like Angelina. She's amazing.

- Oh, wow. - [laughs]

[church bell rings]

Even church disagrees with that.

- Sorry, God. - All right, I love you.

- I'm excited. - I can't wait

for you to drink with me.

- I know. - Hurry up, Angelo.

- Push the baby out. - I know, I'll deliver him.

- Love you.

[hip hop music]

- ♪ I'm about to lose it ♪

♪ Wise man said don't cross the bridge ♪

♪ Before you get to it ♪

- Where do you stand with Jen?

- Ronnie is in a good place.

He looks good and he sounds good.

Unfortunately, Jen is % of his problem,

so he still has that addiction that he's battling with.

- As of right now? - Mm-hmm.

[dramatic music]

- We're not together.

We haven't been together for a couple weeks.

I just gotta focus on myself.

You know, she's got to want to help herself.

I can't keep trying to help her.

- Yeah. - Because trying to help her,

I'm gonna drive myself crazy.

- Your partner's supposed to motivate you,

not distract you, as well. - Yeah.

- Like, if you guys ever get on that type of level--

- Yeah, no, believe me. I already told her.

I was like, "I would like for you to talk to somebody."

- I think you're already in, like,

a huge step in the right direction.

- And then what motivates you is your daughter.

- Yes. - So that's your motivation.

- I know.

- Ronnie tells me that he is single right now,

and now, I don't know if I want to believe that

from the past times he's told me.

But this is a rehabilitated Ronnie.

I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.

I'm like, okay, you're single.

Good. I'm glad you're doing you.

Put your daughter first, and that's it.

- I don't need to be with someone else,

and that's the way I always was.

That I need someone else. I need to be with someone else.

Someone else is gonna make me happy.

- Hmm, that doesn't work. - That's not the case,

because if I'm not happy,

I'm gonna make that person miserable,

and then, they're gonna make me more miserable.

And it's just gonna be...

- That's so true. - a [bleep] snowball effect.

So-- - That's so true.

- And when I say I'm done with Jenni,

it's about being in love with myself,

and because if you don't love yourself,

and you don't take care of yourself,

you can't take care of the people around you.

- Well, I like that you went through that,

and you're learning that. That's huge, man.

- Other than that, what's been going on since I was gone?

- Jenni's divorced.

- Mike's in jail. - Nicole's pregnant.

- Deena, I know she's been-- - Deena had her baby.

- Nothing much. - Not much though.

Other than that-- - Other than that, nothing new.

- Me and Ronnie, growing up,

were these two kids. All we did was joke and laugh.

- You know, going back-- both: Get your a*s beat.

- Get your a*s beat. Get your a*s beat, get your--

both: a*s beat. [laughter]

- But Ronnie's been so entangled in his crazy life,

we don't get to do that anymore.

So having, like, a clear,

coherent Ron back that I can joke around with

and laugh--this is exactly the Ron that I miss.

- Yo. - My man.

- Bro, we're proud of you. Good talking to you.

- Thank you. What, calm?

- Well-- - It's the old Ronnie back.

- Yeah. - Single Ronnie!

[laughter]

- ♪ We made it ♪

[echoing] ♪ We made it, made it...♪

- ♪ Rock your world ♪

♪ Because it makes me feel good ♪

♪ Makes me feel all right ♪

♪ Make me do what I want to ♪

[phone rings]

- Hello? - What's up, my brother?

- Hey, big head. How you doing?

- Just in the Bahamas. - In the Bahamas with who?

- Just work, bro. - Have you spoken to Mike?

- Yeah. I talk to Mike, like, every day.

He's doing great, man.

Bro, he gets to see Lawrence every week.

He's straight.

He's eating good. He said he's working out.

He's gonna come out shredded wheat.

- Let's bust him out. - I'm so down.

- It's insanely hard for me to believe that Mike

is actually in prison right now.

Like, we used to talk about him going,

but every once in a while, it just hits you.

Like, "Oh, damn. Like, he's really in there."

We gotta visit him soon. - Yes, we should all go.

- I don't know if Ronnie can go though,

because I don't know if you can get those teeth into prison.

He's definitely gonna set off some kind of metal detector

or something.

- [laughs]

[siren blares]

- I don't know, we'll see if Ronnie wants to come.

He seemed--he was better when we were in LA talking to him.

- Yeah. - But then, as soon as he said,

"Me and Jen aren't together," I was like,

"Ah, there's still that element that doesn't seem

to be figured out yet."

I think that Ron has a pattern

of not telling the truth about Jen,

so I never know what to believe.

- So it's like he needs a rehab for Jen.

- Right. Every time Ron and Jen

are back together, I am disappointed about it

because I know exactly where that's gonna lead.

TMZ.

If he's with her, it's gonna be toxic.

- Yeah, I know. - Oh, boy.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ ♪

- Spit that out real quick. Hold on.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Um, you know, it's like--it's crazy,

but right now, me and Jen are together.

[laughter]

- She's cranky right now, though.

She said, "No, no, Dad."

- Making it work is the best for the baby,

but I feel like it's just best for each other.

- Hey, I'm gonna go put her down for a nap.

- All right, yeah, please.

We keep fighting for something,

so there's gotta be something there,

and it's just not the baby, because people raise kids

without each other all the time.

So it's got to be something deeper.

All right, so the zoo people called me, and they said

that they will be here on her birthday at :.

Ariana's first birthday party is coming up,

I just want everybody to see me

and Jen getting along, you know?

Throwing this amazing birthday, and, you know,

putting whatever differences that we do have aside,

to make sure that Ariana has a great day.

- It doesn't feel like she's one.

You know what I mean?

Because I feel like she's just still a baby.

- It's crazy what can happen in one year.

- Hi! - Hi, Dad!

- Hi. - She looks just like me.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[sirens wailing]

It's crazy what happens in a year.

- Yeah, you're sober now.

- On her birthday, it's four months.

- Are we drinking?

Pop a bottle of champagne to celebrate?

♪ ♪

- Uh, if you guys want.

- Are we having a bartender come?

- I don't need a bartender. What do you think this is?

A bartender. You can bartend yourself.

[rock music]

- ♪ Let's go ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪

♪ I'll do what you say ♪ - ♪ Let's go ♪

- ♪ Come on, I don't want your name ♪

- ♪ Let's go ♪ - [coos]

- Are you gonna be with Grandma while Mommy

goes with her friends?

[horn honks]

Don't be sad.

- It's okay, go ahead. Go, just go, just go.

- I shouldn't be out long, because I'm gonna miss him.

- Bye, Mama.

[horn blares]

- So is everybody coming? - Yeah, everyone's coming.

Angelina is coming.

I know you're, like, a little, "eh."

- ♪ Now my K*llers gonna head out ♪

♪ Leave you with nothing, riding the shot ♪

♪ Always gonna hustle, no timeouts ♪

- Who's coming? Is Jenni coming today?

- Jenni's coming.

- [groans] - All four of us.

- Oh, no! - I mean, it's bound to happen.

Did you think you weren't gonna see her ever?

- [groans]

- I definitely feel the tension between Angelina and Jenni,

but I think they need to fight out what's bothering Jenni.

And that's the dude ranch and talking about the divorce.

Let's just get it out, so we can have a good time.

- When we left the dude ranch, I got a text from her saying,

"When I saw you two talking," meaning me

and Ron--so she says, "If I see anything

about my marriage come out of your mouth,

you better pray you never see me after."

I was like, "Huh?" She's like,

"Keep my name out of your [bleep] mouth,

and tell Ron to stop [bleep] b*tches,

and maybe he won't get his a*s run over."

- It should be an exciting day out.

- Because of my life right now,

I haven't really talked to Angelina since the dude ranch.

But I still remember those texts I sent her,

so I feel like there's a lot of unfinished business.

They're not here yet, are they? - No, I don't think so.

- 'Cause now we're about to pull up to this girl,

and now, I got to freaking have my boxing gloves on again?

Who knows what's lurking behind that door?

I don't even want to know. - Dun-dun-dun.

- We're meeting two ladies here.

Oh, there they are.

- Hello. - Oh, my God, I'm so bloated.

- Hi, how are you? - I'm flushed.

- Good.

[dramatic music]

- This place is cute, isn't it?

- Are you ready to order something?

- Sure.

- Definitely onion rings. Cheese quesadillas.

- Cheese ba*ls. - And cheese ba*ls.

- French fries. - Thank you.

♪ ♪

- So the vibe at the table right now is very awkward.

Jenni doesn't look too happy...of course.

So what's the real reason why you're mad?

- I don't get mad anymore. I get over people being fake.

- So you're calling me fake?

Are you still mad about the dude ranch?

- Oh, God.

- I asked you and all my other roommates

to keep my divorce out of their mouth.

And everyone but you and Ron respected that.

- Okay, do you know what was even said

when we were sitting on the porch out there?

- I don't. - No.

I went outside to speakto him.

I did not talk about your divorce.

At the end of the day,

there's a big, fat elephant in the room.

- Fake as [bleep].

[bleep] you're fake about your life.

You're fake about everyone else's life,

and it's just [bleep] fake.

- I try to respect my kids and the father of my children.

I expect my friends to do the same.

- I was listening to him. I was not--

- You don't [bleep] listen.

You're saying--you shouldn't be talking.

You say what they [bleep] say. "Not here, Ron."

- So when nobody else wants to be this kid's friend,

and he's spiraling out of control--

- Who gives a [bleep]? Who gives a [bleep]?

So you did what I asked you not to do.

You did exactly what I [bleep] asked you not to do.

[dramatic music]

- Here we go.

Another glass of wine please. I need it.

- So I'm supposed to tell him to put a sock

in his mouth and be like, "Don't say anything?"

- You walk away. What did you guys do?

- I shut that [bleep] down real quick.

- So what am I supposed to do? Tell him to go [bleep] himself?

I literally was like, "Okay, Ron.

What do you want to talk about?"

- When you bring up certain things about your life

that you don't want brought up, we respect that.

- First of all, the reason why it has

to be respected is another reason, but--

- Mine is going through a [bleep] court system

and a judge that tells me not to.

- I did not talk about your divorce.

I did not talk about your divorce.

- So don't tell me there's another

[bleep] reason, Angelina--

- I did not talk about your divorce.

- When I have legal issues. - Please, someone k*ll me.

Me and Deena are staring at each other like, "Let's leave."

This is embarrassing.

Where's my French fries?

[dramatic music]

[hip hop music]

- ♪ I heard you a little nasty throw ♪

♪ Saying that I practice in the studio ♪

♪ We on the west coast, love the weather around here ♪

♪ Go hard in the paint, boy, doubt that ♪

♪ Hit it once, hit it twice, she'll be right back ♪

♪ ♪

- When you bring up certain things about your life

that you don't want brought up we respect that.

- First of all, the reason why it has to be respected

is another reason, but--

- Mine is going through a [bleep] court system

and a judge that tells me not to.

- I did not talk about your divorce.

I did not-- - So don't tell me

there's another [bleep] reason, Angelina...

- I did not talk about your divorce.

- When I have legal issues. - I'm gonna tell you again.

I did not talk about your divorce.

He was speaking about your divorce.

- It doesn't matter.

You allowed it to be talked about.

- If I offended you in any way, sorry about that.

- Oh, because that's a real [bleep] sorry.

- But at the end of the day, I--

- "Sorry about that."

[dramatic music]

- This family is always asking me to say sorry

for things that I do not do.

I am always the one that just says sorry

just so I don't have to deal with it.

And then, I'm like,

"Why am I saying sorry for this scenario?"

It doesn't even make sense. - And that's it.

- And I understand why she's mad,

but she should not be this mad at me.

- I'll deal with Ron. - Oh, yeah.

- But I expect that from him.

- Well, let's just say we agree to disagree,

'cause that's just always gonna be me and her.

- Yay, ladies' brunch. - I just peed.

A pee-pee came out.

[laughter]

- Did anybody get Ariana's first birthday invite?

- Yeah. - Yes.

- Who's going?

- I can't go.

- I will not be able to make it.

- I'm going. - Ooh, that's interesting.

- Angelina's going. - Uh-huh.

- Even though I think Ron's a [bleep] right now,

I still love him, and it's about his daughter.

- Have you talked to him? - No.

I was thinking of inviting Lauren.

She's never been to Vegas,

so I want to, like, do it up for her, like...

- Yeah. - Dinner, maybe a little club.

Mike's biggest thing before going to jail

was, "Please take care of my wife."

- If you guys could check in on her every now and then?

- Of course.

- I love Lauren. - Yeah, should I Facetime her?

I feel like Facetiming her.

I want her to have a good time

and to just breathe a little bit,

and know that everything's okay.

Hi! - Hi!

- Hey, girl.

- Hey. - Hi.

- Miss you. - I don't know if you got

the invite for Ariana's birthday?

- I did. - I was wondering if you wanted

to fly out with me,

because I know you've never been to Vegas.

- Oh, my goodness. Yeah, for sure.

- All right. I'm excited.

- Firstly, I think Lauren needs to get away

and, like, you know, get her mind off things.

Secondly, there needs to be a buffer

between Angelina and Jenni.

- And Angelina's going. - Ohh...

- Yeah. - So you're gonna get arrested.

- No, I--well-- - What'd she say?

- "What'd she say?" Oh, my God.

- She's being stupid. - Nothing, nothing.

She didn't say anything. - Oh, no, no, no.

- I'm pregnant. - Nicole said she's pregnant.

- Nicole. - Lauren's husband is in jail,

and I'm like, "Oh, my God. Why did I just say that?"

I'm an idiot.

- We love you. - All right, love you guys.

- Love you, Lauren. - Bye, see you soon.

Bye.

- Why did I just say that? - You're a d*ck, dude.

- I don't think she heard. - She's like, "Wait, what?"

- Why are the meatball's the worst?

- Oh, yay, my onion rings. - Finally.

- I miss Mike. - Me, too.

- I know. - Have you guys

been talking to Mike?

- I email him. - Yeah.

- He's doing great. - I can't check up on him

because I don't have his email yet.

- Oh, he doesn't want you doing it.

- I'm sure Lauren is not happy with your posts about Mike.

- Okay. What was it about?

- Well, sometimes you do swipe-ups about Mike in jail,

and she gets really annoyed about that.

- I just don't get what the big deal is.

- Because it bothers people.

Her freaking husband in jail right now.

The last thing she wants is-- - The last thing she wants

to do is see a swipe-up of her husband.

- You're telling me that stuff that's already out there--

- It doesn't matter. - It's on my page.

- We can't handle it coming-- we can't stop other people,

but what we can do is respect each other enough

to not keep those things going.

- First of all, it's a swipe up.

Who cares? It's a swipe up.

- The point is we care.

- But I look at it now as Lauren's upset,

and thank you for letting me know about this.

And then, if she's upset about it, she could have came to me

like a woman, but she didn't come to me like a woman.

And I will take them off, at this point.

- Don't try and turn this on her.

- I'm not, but maybe if she... - Don't even [bleep] try.

- She could have told me, and that's straight out.

I'm a little like, "Oh, my God, so I'm gonna go to Vegas

with Lauren and Jenni, and that is it?"

Like, I don't get along with Jenni,

and now, Lauren's mad about the clickbait, so what the [bleep]?

But I definitely want to be there for Ron.

So it's kind of, like, I have to go, regardless.

[bleep] my life.

- Until Vegas. Let's go.

- Yes, until Vegas. - And Disney.

- Pack your bags, b*tch. We're going.

- Have a great time.

- ♪ Yeah, hey, I was at the pier last night ♪

♪ I had to feel the vibes ♪

♪ I had to get it right ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, one song ♪

♪ Hope your boyfriend won't follow ♪

♪ I have to believe I won't die ♪

♪ If I had appeared last night, yeah ♪

- Yo. - What's up, keto guido?

- What's going on? When's the baby's birthday?

- Tomorrow. - Oh, [bleep].

- Just for--yeah. Everybody's getting in today.

Yesterday, the family. Everybody.

Trying to set up a first birthday party--

um, it's definitely stressful.

Some people might think I'm crazy having, you know,

this extravagant birthday for my daughter, but--

a lot of preparation involved, you know?

It's her first birthday, and I feel like her

first birthday has to be one of her best birthdays.

You know, I would give her the world, if I could.

So, you know--

- I'm sorry I couldn't make it.

- No. I get it, bro.

You know, the girls are coming tonight.

- Who's coming? Jenni, Angelina.

- Jenni. Angelina. Lauren's--

- Ooh. - You know, but you know,

Jenni's coming tonight.

I haven't--have you spoken to her, at all?

- Um, a little bit. - Oh, man.

- I remember you guys had, like, a little tiff

when we were going back to the dude ranch, right?

- What's going on with you and Roger?

- We're good.

There's nothing really to talk about.

Toodle-oo.

- I wouldn't say it was a tiff.

I think I was just going through my own stuff.

She was going through her own stuff.

She was picking at me. I was kind of picking at her.

Right now, me and Jenni's vibe is weird.

I'm just hoping that, you know, there's no altercation.

Sometimes, one thing can set her off,

so you never know with her.

- You didn't do anything wrong.

You were just like... - Yeah.

- "[bleep] Yo, enough about me.

Like, so you got [bleep] going on too?"

- Yeah, exactly. So there's really

nothing to fight about at this point.

This whole little [bleep] petty bull[bleep] nonsense?

It's like--it's draining, and it's wasted energy.

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♪ ♪

- You were mad at me because my page

is posting Mike swipe-ups?

- Because you're selling stories.

- Of course she brings up clickbait.

Did I really want to go to dinner

and hear this [bleep]?

I'm so over it. - If something bothers me,

you're gonna know it bothers me.

♪ ♪

[hip-hop pop]

♪ ♪

- I'm happy we did the brunch.

I'm happy Angelina and I spoke.

It's done. We can move on.

But now, I gotta have the same talk with Ron.

- Vegas. - We're in Vegas!

♪ ♪

- I am so excited that Lauren is coming this weekend.

Lauren can be the buffer between me and Jenni,

so I don't have to [bleep] get beat up like last time.

♪ ♪

No, no, no, I didn't get beat up.

I just got choked.

♪ ♪

- Hi, me-maw!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, boardwalk.

- Angelo's first time on the boardwalk.

- Aw.

Everybody else is in Vegas. I just gave birth to C.J.

And Nicole, she's super pregnant,

so Nicole wanted to do a meatball day.

- We'll do a pepperoni pie. - Yeah, and cheese fries.

- Cheese fries. Two large cheese fries.

- Large fries.

- It's different from our other meatball days

because usually, when you think of a meatball day,

you think it means, you know, like, blacking out.

Going crazy.

Do you have fried pickles? - Ooh, yes.

- But I'm pregnant. Obviously, I can't drink.

So it's all about just getting fat...

- And being sober.

- Thank you. - Holy [bleep].

This is heaven. I need to take a picture.

Oh, my God, this is the best day of my life.

This is way better than Vegas.

- Hell yeah. - Just saying.

So I'm kind of glad you didn't go to Vegas

because you're, like, with me.

Someone else is missing out, too.

- Jenni needs to get it in, I feel.

- She's excited.

- I wonder if she's gonna find, like, a p*nis.

- I feel like she would have a one-night stand.

- She needs it. - Mm-hmm.

- I could never imagine having to date again

because I see what these girls go through,

and the guys out there and the girls out there

are all [bleep]-up.

- We haven't seen single Jenni--

- In forever. - In forever.

She just looks way happier and positive.

- Like, she's fun. - Mm-hmm.

She's in a good mood and not stressed.

- This Vegas trip is, I feel like,

a refresher for her.

- Ugh. All right. I'm full.

- Oh, my God. These are so good.

- We're here.

- ♪ Turn my music up, up louder ♪

♪ Turn my music up ♪

♪ Turn my music up, up louder ♪

- Ready, we're here. - Yes.

- And I have you staying in the new Flamingo bunk suite.

- You're getting top, if that's okay.

- .

- Treat thyself, like your husband says.

- Aw. - Oh, it's so nice.

- Yay. Angelina's got top.

- Holy [bleep]. - [laughs]

- Ooh.

- It's Magnum. - Good, girl, stroke it.

- That's your man for the night.

- I'll feel complete after this Vegas trip,

because I'll have probably talked to the [bleep], Ron.

- Well, why do you need to have a chat with him, though?

- Remember the dude ranch? - Yeah.

I remember the dude ranch.

- This one and Ron were talking about my divorce.

I just thought that my divorce shouldn't be talked about,

especially with the kids.

- I know how Jenni can get,

and I don't want Jenni [bleep] up Ariana's birthday.

I really hope her conversation with Ron goes well.

- So anyways, after that, I heard, like,

when I was proceeding with the divorce,

he was, like, on Roger's side.

- No. - Mm-hmm.

- I know what he's going through,

to be with somebody that's so cold,

and all you do is [bleep] give, and give, and give.

Like, it hurts.

- I feel like that's his payback for me.

Talking to his exes.

- That's what would have bothered me the most though.

- I think Ronnie's on Roger's side just to burn me.

Who wrote the note? Full-circle payback.

But like, in my eyes, I will cut a b*tch out faster

than I can [bleep] cut my own hair.

[bleep] it.

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♪ ♪

- ♪ She look good in my polo tee ♪

♪ She look good in my snapback hat ♪

♪ She look good with my bands on ♪

♪ Getting her dance on with my sweatpants on ♪

♪ Like that's my damn song ♪

- It used to be, "Angelina needs to get pounded out."

- You still need to. - Jenni.

Jenni needs to get-- - I just did!

- Pounded out in-- - What?

- No, you didn't.

You're lying. Like you were--

- Yeah. - What do you mean?

Like you-- - Wait, you got pounded out?

- I've been seeing this guy

and I am having lots and lots and lots of sex recently.

I actually really did ice my vag*na the other week though.

- From heavy usage?

- I'm about to put myself into a hospital.

- I hope he was hot, '". - Five.

- '"?

It's so weird, you know, to hear a girl

that never had sex with her husband

to talk about how she wants to have sex like this now.

That's, like, [bleep] crazy. She had a man for eight years

and she could have just [bleep] banged every night,

but she didn't do it. I'm confused.

- So, wedding. Did you set a date?

- No. - Tragic.

- Do you not want to set a date?

- No, I do want to set a date. I'm just--with Chris, like,

he's such a great person, but he doesn't like to clean.

For example, like,, I had two ears of corn, right?

- Two ears of corn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Most relationships fight over money or kids,

but if you're Angelina and Chris, you fight over corn.

- So I said, "Chris, can you do me a favor, babe?

"Can you just take these, and put them in aluminum foil,

and put them in the fridge?"

He's like, "Okay." Five minutes later, I'm like,

"Chris, where'd you put the two things of corn?

You put 'em in the fridge, right?"

He goes, "No. I threw them in the garbage."

- He didn't listen to [bleep] you said.

- Yeah. - Exactly.

- Yeah. - But is there a reason

why he's not listening to me when I'm speaking?

- Because he's a man. - Yeah.

- Like, when was the last time you [bleep] his [bleep]?

[dramatic music]

Six months?

- No. - Three.

- I don't remember. It's been a while.

- Exactly. - Yeah.

- I wouldn't [bleep] put the corn

in the fridge either, b*tch.

- Stop it.

- [laughs]

- ♪ So is this what you want then? ♪

♪ You're what I want, show me what's up, then ♪

- Whatever the [bleep] I was telling you guys

about Ron and I, if it's weird

to go to the first birthday like that?

- I think you should text him, because we're here,

and then see if you could hash it out tonight.

- Yeah. I'd get it over with.

- I know. - Let's go, b*tches.

- Bye, Angelina. - Bye.

- ♪ Leave them with nothing ♪

[rock music]

- Babe, hi.

- What are you doing? You're all dressed up.

- Jenni texted me, "Let's talk."

- That's weird. - I know.

Love you. - Love you.

- Kisses. - [growls]

♪ ♪

all: Thank you.

- Lauren loves steak, and Angelina,

she'll eat [bleep] corn,

so I'm sure she'll enjoy something here.

Corn on the [bleep] cob. Go figure, $..

- So Ron is coming?

- I'll meet him out there. - He does love you as--

he's like, "She's my sister. She's my sister."

- I love the [bleep] out of him.

I just can't stand him.

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♪ ♪

[phone dings]

- Is that him? - Oh, God.

I don't even know how to start this.

- Good luck. - I'm nervous,

because I am somebody that does not back down

when it comes to confrontation.

You b*tch! Get the [...] up out of here.

- Put your hands on me again. - Hit me.

[dramatic music]

[clamoring]

- I don't think I can take another argument, personally,

because I'll probably, like, end up in jail.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I got bad habits ♪

♪ Habits, I got ♪

♪ Bad habits, habits ♪

[phone chimes]

- Is that him? - What's he saying?

- I just told him I'd come out.

♪ ♪

- When I was filing with Roger all I wanted was...

- Privacy and peace.

- Because I didn't put anything out there.

I tried really hard to keep it under wraps,

but like, at the dude ranch, you guys were talking about it.

I was so infuriated.

- I wasn't trying to be, like, a d*ck or anything,

but I knew, like, you're married

for somebody for five years. I'm like, "You can't be okay."

Jenni being mad at me about the Roger thing--

it wasn't me prying-- like she does.

I wasn't trying to stir up trouble.

I was actually just trying to see

if there's any way we can help. You know what I mean?

I'm like, you gotta be like--something's gotta--

I know that you're cold-hearted as [bleep].

Somewhere around that ice that, like, you chip away at it,

like, there's got to be something there.

It's like, you know?

- I'm nervous. - I think it'll go okay.

- He didn't talk [bleep] about her like that.

I was there.

- He was trying to deflect from his drama.

- I think he thinks that everybody was talking

about his relationship, and everybody was.

- Do you mean everyone, as in, like, social media,

public, tabloids, swipe-ups, like what do you mean?

- No. Like, the roommates. Like, it was like a focus.

- Because there's other things that are always

being focused on too. - Like what?

- Like with the swipe-ups and all that. Like--

♪ ♪

- Of course she brings up clickbait.

Did I really want to go to dinner and hear this [bleep]?

I had to hear from her the other day

that you were mad at me,

because my page is posting Mike's swipe-ups.

- I'm sure Lauren is not happy with your posts about Mike.

- You do swipe-ups about Mike in jail,

and she gets really annoyed about that.

- I would never, ever, ever go and tell a story

about your husband, ever in a million years.

- What do you think clickbait is?

Because you're selling stories.

- No. - But you're doing it

every day on Instagram. I don't like that,

especially when it says that I'm pregnant, and I'm not.

- When the hell was that? - Multiple times.

- I feel bad that my page "supposedly" posted

that she was pregnant, but girl, get over it.

I don't really read that. I'm gonna tell you right now.

- Stop with the "I don't look at it,"

and start looking at it. - I get it.

What does it even matter? - If something bothers me,

you're gonna know it bothers me.

- But at the end of the day, it's my Instagram,

and if I'm making money on it, and if it's not that bad--

- That's an excuse.

- I'm so over it.

♪ ♪

- And then, after that, you were liking his posts.

- I think I liked one post, and I un-liked it.

- I'm a little bitter over that.

- 'Cause I didn't know what was going on yet,

and then, like, three hours later more stuff

started to show, you know, its ugly head.

- Ronnie taking Roger's side is the most hurtful part.

Know my side, before you make a decision

on what side you want to be on.

- I told you the same thing I told him.

Like, I love you both. You know what I mean?

I've known the both of you... - Which is fair.

- And you're both people in my life.

And it's like I'm gonna be there for both of you,

you know what I mean?

But at the end of the day, you're my friend.

Yeah.

Roger, he's always been good to me, but Jenni is my sister.

She was going through some stuff.

I was going through some stuff, and you know,

we just kind of weren't really helping each other out,

and that's what we should have been doing.

♪ ♪

- ♪ You were standing right behind me ♪

- You know I love you,right?

- ♪ All you had to do is just reach out and hold me ♪

- Listen, that's all I want to tell you.

I love you guys.

- I'm like--I'm sorry, like, for everything.

- And I'm sorry.

- ♪ 'Cause I love you more than... ♪

- I love you.

- Love you. - Ronnie's my brother,

so I don't want to be at odds with him.

I love him to death. No awkwardness tomorrow, right?

I just want it to be like how we used to be.

I love you. - Have fun. Love you. Okay.

- I'll see you in about ten hours.

- Yeah. I'll see you in ten hours.

Single JWoww. - Yes.

- Angelina, take accountability and review your [bleep].

If you have a close relationship with me,

or if you have a close relationship with my husband,

I would think that you wouldn't want to hurt that.

[dramatic music]

- Sometimes in life, people can be selfish,

but I'm not a d*ck.

Even though we don't see eye-to-eye,

I kind of understand what she is saying.

- I just think that, if you valued a relationship,

at a certain level, with Mike or myself...

- %. I get what you're saying.

- That you would, like, scale back.

- I get it.

I'm gonna scale it back, and that is it.

We've had the conversation already. Here she comes.

- Hello again. - What happened?

- We talked. - So you guys are good now?

- Yeah. - Well, I'm sure it was better

than our conversation. We talked about clickbait.

- Please with this [bleep]. - I missed that talk?

- I'm not doing it again.

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♪ ♪

- So I have to go to Vegas for a month,

to host the show Chippendales.

- Chippe--the dancers? - Yeah.

- Wow. Really? - What are you gonna do?

Are you gonna stand there?

[laughing]

- So I have a big gig coming up,

being a guest MC at Chippendales.

I get to dance a little bit.

I get to show off my man booty in it.

Dreams do come true, kids.

- I'm coming to that, you know.

- Ma, you're not coming to that.

- Let's try it. Let's see. - Hell no.

- Hey, I'm coming. Come on.

- You gotta take off your shirt.

- I take everything off. What the [bleep]?

- The shocker. - Yeah.

I kind of want my mom to come see me in Vegas.

Maybe not come to my show, but at least visit me.

- What do you do? They take their shirts off.

They--come on. - I'm gonna throw up.

Uncle Nino, not so much.

I'm not gonna be, like, you know,

fully naked or anything. - Onstage?

No, of course not. - I'm just gonna, like,

take my shirt off once in a while,

show the keto guido body-- - Really?

But I thought Chippendales was, like, nice.

- Yeah. It's kinda classy.

- They don't do anything bad, right?

- They show their butt. - They show their butt.

Yeah. I've seen it. I've seen it.

- You've seen it?

- I'm sure he's probably been a part of it, at some point.

- I don't know, maybe it's something we don't know.

Anyway, if you do end up coming, though--

- Which I will. You know I will.

- Jenni is actually gonna be single,

'cause you know, she's not married anymore.

- I heard. Yeah. I heard about that.

I got a shot. Think I got a shot?

- You guys have always had a thing together.

- Yeah, from the beginning. The Jacuzzi babe.

Oh, ding!

Oh, my.

Paradise. I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven.

- I'm sure she's waiting for you.

- Yeah.

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪

- You're not old enough to be a cougar.

- Can we go? I need coffee. - Come on. Let's go.

- I don't function well without coffee.

Let's bounce. - Tattoo day.

♪ ♪

- Good morning. - I'm so pumped.

Today I'm getting a tattoo.

A portrait of my son on my hand.

- It's got to dry really well. Okay?

- Mm-hmm.

- You were talking to us

about a great person in your life, though.

- Calm down. - I hope he was hot. '".

- Five. - '"?

- He's young. - Ooh.

- How old is he? - He's .

- Jenni! years old.

- Ding, ding, ding. - I can't. Whoa.

Insanity at its finest.

Okay.

♪ ♪

- I wanted to invite you to meet my roommates.

- I think she's moving too fast.

Now she's gonna end up dating this poor kid,

ruining his life.

- Or the other way around.

- First birthday!

- Jen needs to respect Ronnie sticking to the sober life.

- Trying to take a shot for, like, four hours.

- Oh, my God. - Never thought that I'd be

seeing Mike in prison. - Crazy, dude.

Oh, [bleep].

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪