like he grabbed her.
She [bleep] kissed him.
- I never did any of this. - Don't cry.
- This could ruin my future marriage. I'm stressed out.
I lost so much weight over all this.
- If the kiss is how he explained it,
she's gonna have to deal with me.
- Jenni doesn't know,
'cause she was drunk, so it's, like, tough.
It's, like, Zack's word against Angelina's.
- Nice to finally meet you.
- The baptism was like a spiritual event.
Jesus was present in the room keeping us safe.
Jesus ain't gonna be in the shore house.
- ♪ Here I come ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
[techno music]
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- This might not have been the best idea.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- ♪ Here I come ♪
- ♪ Push out in front ♪
♪ Push up behind ♪
♪ Any way you want so you take your time ♪
♪ So it can last ♪
[electronic dance music]
- ♪ Stick your tush out ♪
♪ Stick your tush out ♪
♪ [indistinct rapping] ♪
- Hey. - Hey.
- What's up, [inaudible]?
- Not only am I a stripper, I'm an Uber driver.
So I'm picking the guys up from the airport.
We're going to Jersey Shore, b*tch.
Nicole picked a house in Point Pleasant,
so we are going out to the shore.
- Yo, this is my friend Ronnie.
- Oh, [bleep], man. What's good, man?
- This is Vinny.
The one I was telling you about.
- Trip's starting. - It's been a while since
the g*ng has been together at the shore.
The only thing I'm worried about right now is drama
between Jenni and Angelina.
What went down at that baptism--I know stuff
went down the second Jenni and Angelina got together.
- Believe it or not, they actually--
- Hate to break the news to you, but--
- Yeah. - What do you mean?
- They actually showed composure.
- So then there's some unfinished business
is what you're telling me? - Yeah.
There's gonna be [bleep] walking into
this house right now. Of course.
- There are still some unresolved issues
between Jenni and Angelina.
That night in Vegas
with grabbing up on her, in the club.
- You saw it. You saw it. - He grabbed you.
- You saw it. I saw your face. - And the kiss with .
- We were kissing like this he said,
and then she came in like this. - Right.
- And she, like, kissed him right here.
- Let's just hope that all that garbage gets resolved,
but there's always something about just, like,
us all moving in together.
If you introduce, like, a pack of dogs together,
you know what I mean, it's, like, right away, like,
[growls] like animosity and tension.
- First of all-- - Don't try to even put
your [bleep] hand in front of my [bleep] face.
You want to take this [bleep] outside?
- Seaside is also close to Staten Island.
It's all relative, you [bleep].
all: Oh! - Yo, you--
[all shouting]
- [shrieks]
- Are you gonna be nice to my friend?
- We have things that we have to sort out.
all: Oh! - You can still say hi.
- The baptism was like a slow cooker
that was cooking the drama.
The shore house is where it's all gonna explode.
- Imagine all that, just from a night out at Drai's.
- No. I can imagine. [laughs]
- This is good. It takes the drama away
from Ronnie, so you can, like, sit back,
and just [bleep] chill out, and [bleep].
I think somebody should write a note.
- Ron should do it. - "Jenni, that night at Drai's
"when Zack was there with Angelina--
we just thought you should know."
- It's like high school bull-[bleep].
I'm too old for this, so let's get some wine.
We just need to get everybody drunk.
I know [bleep]'s gonna go down, so I'm getting a lot of wine,
because I want everyone to get drunk
and just have a good time.
Like, we only have a couple days here,
and this is our time to enjoy ourselves, especially me.
Like, I'm stressed. I have three kids.
- So a lot of wine. - A lot of bottles.
- You think I want to deal with this [bleep]?
- I definitely don't want to deal with this [bleep].
- I don't want to deal with this, Dee.
I want a drink and get sloshed out of my face.
- If you're gonna drink,
wait until after you have that conversation,
because when you're drunk you come off really strong.
I feel like you don't want to fight with Jenni.
You just want to talk to her.
- At Deena's baby's baptism,
me and Jenni didn't speak, at all.
I was avoiding her like the plague.
- It's a party! - Damn it.
But going into this house now,
I would love for us to put our differences aside.
I don't know if she's gonna allow me to,
and I don't know if she's gonna ever allow herself to actually
get to know the real Angelina. I don't know.
- Whenever you go to talk to somebody,
sometimes, you get very riled up very quickly.
- Well, you were acting like a [bleep] wh*re.
- Angelina!
- Don't be a jerk-off, because I will [bleep] come at you.
- Come at me! Come at me!
- Don't be like, "Well, you [bleep]."
- I'm from Staten Island, New York.
This is just our way. We don't mean it.
- I get it. Angelina's personality--
she goes from to which is fine,
but at the end of the day, she needs to, like,
squash her [bleep] with Jenni,
and they need to get down to the bottom of this.
So I'm trying to give Angelina advice.
Whenever something bothers me I talk to people
like a normal-- like a normal person.
Talk to her about it, instead of holding it all in.
You have to sit down,
have a civilized conversation, not get loud.
Like, just, like, super chill.
Sit down with them
and talk to them like a civil person.
- Oh, my God. Mom? Is that you, Mom?
[scoffs]
Well, I have to be on the defense, sometimes,
because I don't know how to act.
- But then it's--but then the conversation's going nowhere.
I'm hoping she takes my advice, because if she doesn't,
I don't know if there's gonna be coming back from it.
I just want to get there, have the wine, and have a good time.
- How many bottles should we get?
- Enough to where there's no drama.
- . - We're here.
- Much-needed wine. Tonight should be fun then. .
- We need enough bottles for eight people
that are really annoyed with each other.
- Yeah. This looks cool. All right. We'll take that.
- Yes! - I'll try this also.
I'm gonna get this. This is classy.
- Freak show. - Yeah. That's you.
- Oh, that's fancy. - I think Angelina likes rosé.
- Good choice.
- I mean I'm kind of hoping, if we buy all this alcohol,
that everyone's gonna forget about the drama,
so we don't have to deal with it.
- I just got a workout. - Party's here.
$.
- [bleep].
Well-- - Honestly,
if [bleep] goes down, I want to be drunk for it.
- Is that it? - You have one more box here.
- Oh.
- Thank you.
- ♪ Yeah, is this what you want to do? ♪
♪ Yeah, get me going ♪
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
- Italian market. I love that.
- Same.
What can we pick up? Let's think.
- Bresaola, mortadella, roasted peppers.
Down the shore to have a good trip,
you need Italian food. Antipasto.
Like, sausage and peppers. Mozzarella.
Hi. How are you? Just gonna, like,
hopefully try and mend bridges
so we can have a nice meal together.
- Girl, are you serious?
- I know. I can't--
- This [bleep] follows me around. Take it away.
. Great. It's a very bad sign.
That means that [bleep]'s about to pop off
when I walk through that door,
and I am not for it right now. It's like the plague.
- Goodbye. - It's the plague.
You're trying to be grimy now.
- Grimy! Grimy! - I don't even know
what is going on right now.
[overlapping shouting]
- What are you talking about?
- Like, this has escalated into so much personal [bleep].
- What are you talking about? - Now, it's an all-out w*r.
- [bleep] Ahh! - Don't!
- Jenni!
- That's why people have rematches!
[dynamic techno music]
- ♪ Party, party, party, party, party ♪
♪ Party, party, party ♪
- Are we in Point Pleasant yet?
- Yep. - Oh, we got Jenks over here.
♪ Listen ♪
[techno music]
♪ ♪
♪ Party ♪
♪ ♪
- That's it. Oh, look at that. Cool.
- Right on the boardwalk? Moving on up.
Point Pleasant, kid.
- Smells like Jersey Shore.
- Vinny doesn't vacation in seaside no more!
So we arrive at the shore house.
The boys get to the house first,
and I'm like, "Holy [bleep].
We're moving on up." Oh, this is dope.
- Oh, hey.
- ♪ You can't stand it ♪
- I can live here.
Oh, wow. What the hell? This is our backyard.
The shore house Nicole got for us last time
was in Manalapan; it was off the shore.
- Where's the beach? Where's the beach? Beach?
Ugh!
Good job, Nicole. Where's the beach?!
- There was no water. Like, where was the shore?
This is so cool.
Wow. This time she gets us one on the shore.
This is amazing.
- I want to decorate my house like this.
- Yeah. Give me some ideas.
- We found our room. - Guys, how you doing?
[laughter]
- Oh, socks. - Wait. This is the girls'?
- Well, it's four girls. Three guys, so--
- Purple. Purple.
- They're not gonna like this. - I know.
- I don't know what's gonna happen with the room situation
but there's no way in the world
Jenni's gonna room with Angelina,
and Angelina's not gonna want to room with Jenni.
- Are you sure Angelina's gonna want to sleep
in there with them? - Vinny needs to watch out,
because he may have to room with Angelina.
[laughs]
- Where the girls at? - I don't know.
- I don't know, but they about to fight over that room.
I'm telling you.
There's too much tension to be in a room together like that.
- Yeah. We need to get our bags and put it in this room.
- We need to get a boxing ring
and put it in this room, for the girls.
- I can't wait to see it.
- Hello?
- Oh, it's Deena. - Yeah.
- Guys, we're here too! - Oh, [bleep].
- This is a rich people shore house.
- How cute is this?
- God, I've missed you. - Oh, my God.
- God, I've missed you too. - This is so nice.
- Rich people's, yeah. It has high ceilings
and everything. Our backyard's the beach.
- Is that Jenkinson's? - Can just walk out.
- That's Jenks. - I love Jenks.
- Nicole did a good job of finding this house.
- All right. You guys want the good news
or the bad news?
- What the hell? - What?
- There's an interesting room situation, if you will.
- Okay. Oh, God. Let me go look.
Vinny and I'm not rooming with you.
- Angelina. He didn't say nothing.
- Your beef's with Jenni, not with Vinny.
- Let's see what the issue is here.
Six, seven... - [gasps]
- Okay.
- Girls, is everything okay up there?
- [laughing]
- Hold on, so...
Four girls. Three guys.
Three beds in one room. Four beds in another.
I think I know the math actually.
I mean not really, but [bleep].
- Because I know Angelina gets separation anxiety
from Vinny, so--
- Uh-uh. I'm fine.
I'm calm, cool, and collected right now.
- Are you? So have a drink.
[laughter]
- I think--no, no.
I think that you need to do it
on a clear head when you [bleep] get riled up.
- Dude, don't listen to Deena. She's a mom now.
Get drunk. [bleep] that noise.
- No, because then it's gonna get real dirty.
- Yeah. That's the whole point. - Oh, oh.
- [bleep]. - Did you see that?
She said she was about to get dirty.
- I think Ron is super happy that the drama
is not surrounding him this time,
but, like, calm down, sir.
He's, like, trying to stir the pot.
It's like, stop.
I personally think she should
have that conversation sober, don't you?
- No. I don't think [bleep]-- have that conversation drunk.
- I don't care. - Two shots.
- Why are you here?
[laughter]
- How hot is this [bleep] girl gonna come in?
- That's why we got wine. I think Vinny's here already.
- Yeah? - [bleep]
- And Deener. All right.
Hopefully they like the house.
I don't need anybody bitching at me.
- One big, happy [bleep] family.
There is a little, you know,
lingering drama between Angelina and I,
but I'm just gonna put it in the back of my head,
and I'ma stay, and just drink a lot of wine,
and cruise through this vacation.
- Have a drink, Angelina. Enjoy yourself.
- What do you want me to get so drunk for?
- Just enjoy yourself. [bleep] that.
- I think that she should have this conversation sober.
- I said to myself walking back into this
I'm gonna be cool, calm, and collected,
but right now, I'm not gonna listen to Deena.
Like, I need alcohol to survive.
- Where's Nicole and Jenni? - Ooh. Hello?
- Hey. all: Hi!
- You're home! - You're welcome.
I picked the house.
- You did a great job. - How gorgeous!
- I didn't know you were bringing Jenni.
What's up? - Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- Here we go.
- Hello. - Hi.
- How are you? - I'm just gonna be cordial.
I'm gonna, "Angelina, shut up. Don't say one word."
Be cool. Everything will be fine.
- And look at the outside, in the back.
- Oh, my God. Gorgeous.
- Jenni doesn't even say hello to me.
- Awkward! Awkward!
- But guess what? I didn't say hi to Jenni either.
- This is cool.
- Yo, this is a rich people shore house.
- We're right on the beach.
- The room situation is very interesting.
There's four girls and three guys,
so there's a room with three beds.
There's a room with four beds. The four bed one
has purple blankets, so then it's like you four girls.
- Yeah, and then it's us four girls.
- So it's like Angelina's gonna be all with you guys.
I don't know what kind of tension's over there.
- Oh, it's fine. I'm here for wine.
- I'm on vacation.
- I'm not here for high school drama.
- I'm just saying.
- I got alcohol. - Oh, look at that.
That's a lot.
- If you want to open some wine.
- But yeah, if you're cool with it,
then I'm cool with it.
- I'm not the one with the issue.
- Right.
- I didn't make up lies. I don't make up things.
- I didn't do anything wrong. - I didn't do anything bad.
Really didn't. I just don't know where she's coming from.
- Well, let's find out. - We should all find out.
- Mm-hmm. - I would love for everybody
to find out what is going on here.
- Well, I think she's gonna bring it up.
- Oh, God. I need a drink. I need a drink.
- At least it ain't raining. [snorts]
The storm's gonna be inside.
- Just drink my drink and chill out.
- Eat my salami. - This is fun.
- That's really it.
- Her! She's a [bleep] fake! - I'm going home.
- No, you're not, Nicole. She's getting involved in drama
she shouldn't have got involved in.
- She's [bleep] fake as [bleep]!
- And this is what you get.
- Nicole? - No. I know. No.
Leave me alone. Everyone leave me alone.
Stop talking to me! Stop talking to me!
- ♪ Move something ♪
♪ You wanna move something? ♪
♪ Move something ♪
♪ Act like you wanna lose something ♪
♪ Move something ♪
♪ Well, go ahead, move something ♪
- Just drink my drink and chill out.
- I need a drink.
- Mm-hmm. - I need a drink.
- All right. Can I see upstairs?
- This is a lot of food.
- Should we go back in? - This is fun.
- This reminds me of the boys' room--
- Upstairs.
- In seaside. - Yes.
- I thought so too. - All right.
Let's have a glass of wine.
- This is a nice shore house. - Gorgeous.
- You did a great job.
- Jenni walks in.
We still haven't said hi to each other.
- All right. Where are the wine glasses?
- Yo, do strippers even eat? - Once a day.
- This is the skinniest I ever saw you.
- Yeah. - Who? Vinny?
- Yeah. - Are you gonna smile?
- No. He's been like-- - Ooh.
- No. He literally has been like this since we got here.
- What's wrong with you? - Like, miserable.
- His name's not even Vinny no more; it's just Skinny.
- It's, like, not happy.
- Damn. - Whoa.
- This [bleep] guy's gonna get depressed.
- I'm sorry. He's already depressed.
- [bleep]. - Yeah. Have an apple, bro.
- Haters gonna hate. You know what I mean?
- Your head looks a little bobble-like.
- Kings don't pay attention
to the peasants throwing stones at the castle.
- He looks like he's depleted.
- Being skinny is a compliment,
honestly, to me, so make fun of me all you want.
- Let's sit at the table I feel like.
- All right. Let's sit.
- Whoo! - I'm starving.
- Starving. - Let's eat.
- Mmm. Gee, you got a lot of food.
- Right now, we're just sitting down for dinner.
The girls got us some nice antipasto, you know.
A little chicken parm. Nice, little Italian food.
- Pauly set the table.
Pauly's the ultimate table setter.
- Oh, we got to talk to them peppers.
You're excluded from surf and turf night.
- Mike!
Only thing we need now is Mike.
- I know. - Where Mike at?
Every time we get together, I always get flashbacks
of times we spent together in the past,
and this dinner right now reminds me of one of the first
Sunday dinners we ever had at our first shore house.
And there's always some tension at the table,
but it doesn't matter, during dinner.
It all gets squashed.
- I want to apologize to all of you.
- Okay.
- If I acted like [bleep] last night.
- I did too. I appreciate that.
- 'Cause I'm laidback, and--
- No matter what happened during the week,
during Sunday dinner we come together and eat.
The drama between Jenni and Angelina--
I just want them to squash it, so we can move past this.
Put it behind us.
- Salud. - Salud.
- To our new shore house. - Yeah buddy!
[silverware clinking]
- These artichoke hearts are legit.
- I'm glad you like them.
[tense hip-hop beat]
♪ ♪
- So how was everyone's day? [laughter]
- It's time for wine.
- Yes.
- Forget an elephant hiding in the room.
There might as well be an elephant sitting on the table,
'cause that's how awkward this is.
- Well, are we going to dance? - What time is it?
- :. - Think we go there at :.
-
- :.- So what do we do for two hours?
- So we're bored. Should we have a conversation?
- Sounds fun.
- Let's go to Jenni's house and play on the swings.
- Yes. - It's only minutes away.
- And I got a hot tub.
Why did you look at Ron? - I vote for the hot tub.
- Hot tub?
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, [bleep].
- We're past that. It's a joke at this point.
- [bleep]. - You're good.
Everybody loves you now, Ron. - Thank you.
Now we're gonna get 'em to love you, Angelina.
- I know. I'm still the hated one.
I'm still the frigging one-- - We never stopped loving Ron.
It was you that we questioned a little.
- I know. You love me, Pauly.
Stop it. It's him...
And her.
[bell dings]
- Ooh! all: Whoa!
- I've been waiting for it! I've been waiting for it!
- [screams]
- Yeah! Yes!
- I've been waiting for it!
- Don't leave your boyfriend 'round me!
- Yeah! - [shrieking]
- That's why people have rematches.
[overlapping shouting]
- Oh, JWOWW.
Deener has virgin ears.
- ♪ I only know to live fast ♪
♪ And die young ♪
♪ And represent where I'm from ♪
♪ Got to make a lot of cash ♪
♪ And die young ♪
- It's him and her.
- Her. [bell dings]
all: Whoa!
- That's why people have rematches.
- [screaming] - Yes! Yes!
- I've been waiting for it. - Yes!
- Don't leave your boyfriend 'round me.
- Girl, what the [bleep]?
Total wrong way to go at this entire situation.
This is not what I told you to do, in the car.
You have to sit down, have a civilized conversation,
and get down to the bottom of it.
- I hate to leave you guys, but I have to go DJ.
- No, you're not. - Goodbye.
- This is not the best time to hash out the problems.
- No. Moving on.
I don't want to talk to Angelina.
I don't need to talk to Angelina.
I really want to enjoy this dinner.
I want a nice glass of wine, maybe two,
and have a good time. No. Now I'm, like,
ready to k*ll this b*tch over the table, at dinner.
- This is great. - I need another drink.
- Do you have your n*pples pierced?
- You do? - You do?
Let me see. [laughter]
- Can I see? - [bleep]
- That had to have been new. - She went to Pauly's jeweler.
- I saw those in Vegas. They didn't have
that [bleep] pierced. - No. We didn't have that.
- They're not pierced. - Yes they are. Look.
- She just said. She said a week ago.
- You can see them blingin' through the thing.
- Shut up. No one's looking. - Take it out. Take it out.
- Show the meatballs your n*pples.
- Show the meatballs your n*pples in the bathroom,
or then [bleep] not really pierced.
- Exactly. - Let me get a magnet.
- How much do you commit to a lie?
[bell dings] - Whoa!
- [screaming]
- How much do you commit to a lie?
- I don't commit to [bleep].
- [bleep]. Here we go.
- I would be the same way, if I felt guilty too.
But it's fine.
- [shrieking]
- [bleep] [shouting]
- Oh! [drum riff]
- I never tried to kiss your man.
- But you did. You did. You did.
- And I told you to come to me. - You did, and you would lie
about a nipple piercing and make it a big thing.
- First of all--
- You actually committed to that lie too.
Fully committed. Fully committed.
- First of all, let me just tell you something.
- Do you have it pierced? Do you?
- Hold on. Yes I do. I don't have
to show you [bleep]. - Okay.
- I'm not gonna show you my [bleep] tit.
- All right, Angelina. - Except this one and this one.
- All right.
- It's so crazy how a pierced nipple
just sparked World w*r III over here. Insane.
- I am not the one that's kissing other men,
showing my vag*na, and oiling up somebody [bleep].
- I would never kiss somebody else,
'cause I don't even think your man's hot.
- Wait. See? This is not what we talked about in the car.
- A pierced nipple started it.
- I said we were gonna talk civil--
- But she's coming at me hot right now.
- Not coming in hot.
You're the one pointed at me, said,
"I have a problem with you, and I have a problem with you."
- I didn't say problem with you. I said something--
- Problem.
- No. You did. - And some of you.
- Yes you did. - What are you [bleep] stupid?
- Ooh! - Whoa.
Usually I'm the one getting attacked in these situations,
and for once, I'm just sitting there, and I'm just--
- I'm not stupid. - You're stupid.
You sit here, and you want to disrespect your man and [bleep]
half my roommates.
- No. That's fine.
All of that is fine, but then you look at me like,
"I don't understand why I have problems in my relationships.
I don't understand why Chris has such anger issues."
- Oh! - There's a reason, Angelina.
Stop disrespecting your man.
- I don't disrespect my man. What about your [bleep]?
What about your divorce that [bleep] happened?
You don't want us to talk about your divorce.
Relax and deal with your own [bleep] divorce.
All I know is that she's a deflector.
She deflects. She's a hypocrite.
She's a [bleep] bull-[bleep] artist,
and she's lying right now about me and her -year-old
sperm bank [bleep] donor boyfriend.
Sorry. Don't want your man.
- Ohhhh!
- Because I respect my kids,
and I respect my ex-husband.
That's how you get a divorce, and you take note, too,
mother-[bleep]. That's how you [bleep].
- I don't take notes. - I don't air my [bleep] out.
- I take notes? How did I get involved?
It's like what the [bleep]? What?
- 'Cause you want to be [bleep] real [bleep]
at the [bleep] dude ranch?
- Me?
- I'ma put both of you on the--
- Because you--all you guys do is talk about me.
- Yes! Because he [bleep] b*tches
in front of us, in his [bleep] house!
You--okay. Jewish Barbie, when you--
- He didn't [bleep] her though. He didn't [bleep] her.
- Okay.
- Somehow Ronnie gets dragged into it.
Don't drag Ronnie into this.
That's Jen's job, and she's not here right now.
- Respect my [bleep] divorce.
- So you guys didn't respect me,
so why would I do that?
[overlapping shouting]
- But her [bleep] is out there too!
[overlapping shouting] It's not like I made it up.
I didn't just sit there and say, "Oh, my God."
- You think we wanted to sit there
and [bleep] about yourself? - No, but you did.
- You put yourself out in the public with your story.
- What are you talking about? Everybody's [bleep]
is out there. If I put my [bleep] out there.
- It wasn't, at the time. - It was out there.
- Her divorce was-- - No, it wasn't.
- What the hell is going on?
I've never been so confused, in my life.
- You're just being a d*ck, because you were
deflecting on your own [bleep].
- I know. I know. Wasn't deflecting.
How was I deflecting when I was owning my [bleep?]!
I owned all my [bleep].
What are you talking about? [all speaking at once]
I would do anything to protect my family.
Unlike you, I would do anything to protect my family.
- [bleep] you right now. - That's right. I [bleep] lied.
That's right, I [bleep] lied.
That's right, I [bleep] lied to my family.
That's right. I lied to my [bleep] family.
- Unlike your daughter... - That's right.
I'll lie to my [bleep] family.
[all speaking at once]
- I don't even know what is going on right now.
The meatballs are attacking Ronnie.
Jenni's slamming on the table.
Like, this has escalated into so much personal [bleep].
This is out of control.
- Now you're trying to be grimy, bro.
- Grimy! Grimy!
You want to talk about [bleep] grimy!
[bleep] respect my [bleep] divorce, b*tch. You [bleep].
- What the [bleep] did I say about your divorce?
- Grimy?!
- You made up a lie about me trying to kiss your boyfriend,
'cause you want to deflect,
'cause your [bleep] boyfriend grabbed me.
- Okay. - Now you're trying
to be grimy. I will never kiss that [bleep].
- Get your [bleep] finger out of my [bleep] face.
[overlapping shouting]
- Okay. Enough.
- I will [bleep] you up.
[overlapping shouting]
- Enough, enough, enough!
Enough! Enough!
- [screaming] - Calm down!
- [bleep] - Don't!
[glass shattering] - Enough!
Don't waste the wine.
- ♪ Welcome to the bottom of the bottom ♪
♪ The insane asylum ♪
♪ If I saw 'em and I had to get 'em ♪
♪ Yeah I prolly got 'em ♪
♪ Welcome to the wild side ♪
♪ To the wild side ♪
♪ If you ready come and visit us on the wild side ♪
- You made up a lie about me trying to kiss your boyfriend,
'cause you want to deflect. I will never kiss that [bleep].
- Get that [bleep] finger out of my [bleep] face.
[overlapping shouting]
Put that [bleep] finger in my [bleep] face--
- Okay, enough. Enough!
[overlapping shouting]
Enough, enough, enough. Enough!
- [bleep] Oh, oh, you're so [bleep]--
- Enough! Don't! [glass shattering]
Yo! You both [bleep] need to relax.
- How dare you [bleep]-- - Re-[bleep]-lax!
- How does it feel? - [bleep]
[hip-hop music]
- Who wastes wine like that?
- Bro, they started picking up [bleep] glass bottles.
- All I know is we're very passionate, in this house.
That's what it is about Italians.
Very passionate in trying to prove our point.
Still trying to prove their point.
- Yeah. She's very-- - And I'm still confused,
'cause I don't know what the [bleep] went on.
I wasn't there.
- How does it feel? My divorce is [bleep].
- Your boyfriend. Your boyfriend is [inaudible]
never touch him in a million years.
- We'll wait. We'll wait. - [bleep] you.
- Did Angelina kiss Zack? Did he grab her a*s?
When you're partying in Las Vegas
you never really know what happens.
You're trying to put the pieces together,
but I do not think Angelina would try to kiss Zack.
I bet, in a playful way, she may joke about it,
but I don't think she's that dumb,
to go behind Jenni's back and kiss her boyfriend.
Come on.
- Don't go at Ronnie. - How's it feel?
- He's the only one that treated me with respect here.
- What the [bleep] are you talking about?
- Angelina, she's like, "Jenni, F you.
You said this. You said that," and then Angelina's
sticking up for Ronnie. She's like, "I love this man."
- I actually like Ron. - What the hell?
You're supposed to be yelling at Jenni.
- He treats me like a person. - I guess everything
that needed to come out is coming out, all at once.
- I like you, but why did you get involved?
- Stop screaming at me. Because--
- Why did you get involved? - Stop screaming at me.
- 'Cause she's my best friend. - [bleep]
- Nicole texted Angelina and cursed her out the day
that I found out about the kiss,
and I love Nicole for that. She doesn't have to do things
like that for me, but it's nice.
- You shouldn't get involved. - I texted you,
because I let you know what was going on.
- Nicole, you weren't there. You weren't there.
- I know I wasn't there.
Obviously, Angelina read my text message wrong.
I was just trying to be a friend.
So obviously, she read it wrong.
- You came at me really hard right now.
- You came at me!
- If she would have talked to you guys the way
she talked to me in the car,
I feel like it would have went in a completely different way.
- She talks to me that way.
She just can't talk with Jenni that way.
- Jenni, I want to know right now
who made up this whole story
about me trying to kiss your boyfriend.
- Me. - Please tell me.
- Why would you make that up? - I didn't make it up.
It's just a fact.
- Wait. Listen, do you think that her lips
touched Zack's lips?
- That's not my problem.
No, no, no. That's not my problem.
My problem is the fact that you literally will be like,
"I think I need therapy.
I need all this. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba."
- Jenni can deflect [bleep] anything.
She's like Wonder Woman. [bleep] sh**t b*ll*ts at her.
She's like, bing!
[bleep] fly a plane into her.
That b*tch is like, vraahhh!
- So your man met me like this.
Nice to meet you, and Jenni, why don't you [bleep] your man?
- Yes, because when he first met you
when we were in Vegas the month prior he said on [bleep]
Facetime with her for minutes about [bleep]
why she didn't have [bleep] sex with him.
- The plot thickens! - Off camera, she talked
to Zack, on Facetime,
when we were out there with Lauren,
so when we're face-to-face in Vegas,
and he's giving his [bleep] point of view,
don't [bleep] go to him, "Who the [bleep] are you?"
'Cause that's where I step in, and if you're not gonna [bleep]
protect your man, I'm sure as hell gonna protect mine.
You're not gonna make him look like a [bleep],
because you're acting like one.
- Ooh. - The hell?
- I don't know what they're even fighting over,
at this point. I don't know if it's a kiss,
if it's the way that Angelina talked to ,
if it's the way talked to Angelina.
- I've been with him for six months,
and he has never disrespected me.
- Listen-- - You, on the other hand,
have been like a ten year [bleep] plague.
- I'm the plague? - Yes.
- Angelina and Jenni just never liked each other,
so for any reason that they could fight,
they're gonna [bleep] go [bleep] bicker.
And that's how me and Mike used to be.
There it is. They're like the new Mike and Ronnie.
- I heard that I tried to kiss your man.
I tried to have a threesome. - Threesome?
You were pounding on my door for a threesome.
- All right. I'm coming in. Threesome.
- Okay. Enough. Come on, Angelina.
- All right. I'm having a threesome.
That's it. Just let me come in.
- That was a joke. - We considered that a joke.
- Let me ask you something and you something.
- Why me? I'm just sitting here.
- Because you guys are best friends.
- It doesn't matter, Angelina.
I wasn't there. Leave me out of this [bleep].
- No. Why did I hear from her text messages--
- Shut up. You're so stupid.
- How am I stupid? - I wasn't there.
- You did text me, Nicole. - [bleep] off.
Yeah, to let you know.
- [bleep] off? - [bleep] off.
- To help you out.
She was getting involved in drama she shouldn't
have gotten involved in, and this is what you get.
- So you're attacking me now. - Nicole, Relax.
- Angelina, go [bleep] yourself.
- Oh! - Don't talk to me like that.
- What are you talking about?
- Nicole, you guys are like "Mean Girls."
You and her. You texted me. You texted me.
- No I did not. I don't do anything.
Show the text, b*tch. Show the text.
- I'll show them to you right now.
- I am not that person! No, I'm not that person!
- [bleep] off? - Please.
You don't know what I've been going through and my fiancé--
- You b*tch, [bleep] off.
- He almost left me, because of this bull-[bleep].
- It's not my problem! - I'm gonna read it.
- [bleep] her! She's so [bleep] fake!
- I need to read it. Can I read it?
- Yeah. Read it. - No.
- Oh, my God. - I'm going home.
- No you're not, Nicole. - No, Nicole.
- [bleep] I'm going home.
- And now, a reading from Angelina.
- Can I not read it? [laughter]
- Read it.
- Please rise. - You might as well.
- [bleep] can I read it?
- Just do it, yeah. - All right, so hold on.
- And now, a reading from Angelina.
- "Yo, what the [bleep] happened in Vegas?
"I'm hearing you're trying to kiss Zack,
and ask him for a threesome and [bleep]?"
- It's not fair. I'm not a [bleep] bad person.
I don't like when I'm called "mean girl."
My friends are called mean girls,
because we're not [bleep] mean girls.
It's just, like, a big thing for me,
because I dealt with it in high school.
- "Well, the story is you're trying to bang him
and literally tried to kiss him on his lips."
- She's a [bleep] liar! - "Did you remember?"
So now she's trying to say I was too drunk to remember.
- I'm not doing it! She's a [bleep] Vegas [bleep].
- I said, "It's not true.
Who's telling you this? You weren't even there."
- It's not real! - "No, I wasn't there.
"That's the last time I'll let you know
the stupid [bleep] you did. Good luck."
She accused me.
- Well, Vinny texted me yesterday.
"Pauly, the way you treated me at the club was disrespectful.
"You shook a guy's hand in front of me,
"and I saw the way you were looking at him.
Do you have something going on with him? Yes or no."
- [laughing]
[dynamic techno music]
♪ ♪
- What are you talking about?
- Nicole, you guys are like "Mean Girls."
You and her. You texted me. You texted me.
- No, I'm not! I don't do anything!
Show the texts, b*tch! I'm going home.
- No you're not, Nicole.
- No, Nicole. - [bleep] yeah.
[bleep] this b*tch. It's not fair.
I'm not a [bleep] bad person. She's a [bleep] liar.
I'm not doing it! She's a [bleep] Vegas [bleep]!
I'm not dealing with this [bleep].
- Fine.
- The fact that Angelina's calling Jenni a mean girl,
and me a mean girl, and we're bullying her--like,
b*tch, really? It's, like, a trigger for me.
I am totally against anti-bullying or--no.
I'm for anti-bullying. Right? Yeah.
I don't like bullying, so b*tch, sit the [bleep] down.
- Fine. - No!
- I know. You want to go home.
You want to go home. - No. I want to go home.
- I understand that. - Leave me alone.
- Did I come in wrong now?
- I mean you came in kind of hot,
but it was gonna happen either way.
- Listen, I could've came in sweet.
Whatever. She would have said whatever she said.
It doesn't really matter, at this point.
- All I know is-- - Damn. I can't win here.
Like, there's just no winning, you know what I mean?
Jenni has one personality,
and I have another, and we don't mix.
Especially when you got other people instigating [bleep].
I don't know how, but I do feel like I have to resolve this.
- How did you see that conversation happening?
And where do you think it went wrong?
Serious question.
- I feel like when I was like you--but I was,
like, joking, at that point.
You love me, Pauly. Stop it. It's him... and her.
all: Ooh! - Whoa!
- It just escalated from that point.
- You do that [bleep] with me all the time.
- But I joke with you. - Yeah, but you do something,
and then you make the other person fire back at you.
And then you're like, "Oh, why'd that happen?"
- Well, she's fake.
But like, what is she coming into and doing?
It's ridiculous.
- When Jenni came at her, she didn't--when Jenni said,
"How much do you commit to a lie?"
- So wait. You swear that you have your n*pples pierced?
- How much do you commit to a lie?
all: Whoa! - [screaming]
- How much do you commit to a lie?
- I don't commit to [bleep].
So where did I go wrong then?
- From being his enemy, from the start.
- Why don't you have sex?
- We had a little bit of a dry spell.
- Why? - We had problems
with the house.
- When's the last time you did it, before that?
I was trying to help. You just--
- Oh! - Oh, my God.
- I don't think that's right that he would do that
without knowing you. I'll tell it to Jenni too,
but I'm saying that's what's causing it.
- And then Nicole takes it so seriously,
because I have my text messages.
- Nicole's was just being, like, a yenta.
- And then she gets mad at me for yelling at her,
because she wasn't there.
- Listen, you haven't been out in how long?
- A year. - Years.
- This is the first time we're together drinking
without being pregnant. - Outside of the baptism.
- I really don't want to get involved.
Like, all I want to do is have a good night.
Have some shots. Like, I'm a mom now.
I can't take shots. I have to go home
and take care of a small, little human.
Like, I'm trying to just let loose.
We need to [bleep] relax. - She's trying to say I tried
to kiss her boyfriend, on top of that.
- At any cost, she's trying to--
- They always do that to me. - She's trying to defend...
- If I did that to Nicole, if I did that to Jenni--
- A guy that she doesn't want to look stupid.
For once in my life, I kind of agree with Angelina.
For this one thing.
- But why would she do that to me? Why? What did I do?
- So she's fronting the position
that this just didn't happen.
Nothing remotely close. - It never happened.
- I don't think anything happened either.
- Because the truth will come out eventually.
- These rumors about me kissing went from I tried
to bang him to I tried to kiss him.
Get your [bleep] story straight.
She's trying to make sure her boyfriend
doesn't look like a piece of crap.
- Once you become her enemy-- - She dogs you out?
- Yes. - She dogs you out.
She dogs him out. She dogs me out.
- You know Vinny and Pauly are trying to calm her down,
and Ron's, like, spinning her up.
- She wrote the note. What do you expect?
- Well, if you are her enemy,
she will throw you under the bus about anything.
- Even if you're not her enemy, she'll throw you under the bus.
- Exactly.
- I mean Jenni--when she was going through her [bleep]
with Roger she was trying to deflect her [bleep] on me.
It's just a continuing pattern.
She's trying to do the same thing with Angelina.
She's a professional bus driver.
Beep beep, mother-[bleep].
- I'm on vacation. - Yes. Whee!
- Let's have this conversation with her,
and then let's just go and dance.
- What conversation?
- But there's nothing to be had.
- Like, a nice conversation with the girl.
- A nice--
- We have to try. - No. Who are you?
- She's Switzerland. - [bleep] Switzerland.
- What do you think I should do, from this point forward?
- When you talk to people you have to make them feel good.
You have to give them a compliment first.
Even if you don't mean it.
- Okay. - It's, like, a technique
into disarming people's ego, okay?
No. I'm done talking. I'm done talking.
If you're trying to give advice to Angelina,
it's like teaching Chinese to a chimpanzee.
- Are you willing to do that? - Yeah. Fine. Yeah. Go.
- She's trying to absorb it.
Control your actions and not their actions.
- I'm putting my shoes on.
- But it just doesn't penetrate.
And then what--no, no, no. That's not your reaction.
- No, no, no-- - Hey, Pauly.
- What have you girls done? - What did we do?
- So I made it seem that it-- - Well, I didn't feel
that that was okay for you to do.
- Appropriate. Yeah. I'm gonna try the nice attempt.
- I understand where you came from...
- Where you're coming from. - With--
- But then, if that doesn't work,
Angelina from ten years go-- um, hello, are you [bleep]?
Is coming back, mother-[bleep].
It's all bull-[bleep].
- ♪ But we don't play that ♪
♪ Got lost in the sauce, never came back ♪
♪ No, we don't play that ♪
- Let's all hash this out. I'm gonna go grab them.
- You have to not react.
Control your actions and not their actions.
- I'm putting my shoes on.
- Oh, my word.
- Hi. - Hey, Pauly.
- What have you girls done? - What did we do?
Are you kidding?
- What have you girls done? - I'm sorry.
- No, no. You're fine. Let's go somehow hash this out...
- Try and have, like, a civil--
- So we can at least move forward.
Vinny and I had a talk with Angelina.
We told her how to go about this.
How to make up and how to actually talk to people.
It's time to put this behind us.
I just hope to God that these girls don't go at it again.
- I'm going to Jenks, and I'm dancing.
- I'll dance a little bit.
- Let's go dance.
- Whoo!
- The girls are so drunk right now.
Like, this isn't gonna go well.
- I'm trying to go dance. - Yeah, exactly.
- She's just stupid. Come on.
Let's just get over her. - Yeah. Let's sort of--
- I mean, because she's so dramatic.
She's ruining our night,
and we're letting her, so let's just get over it.
- Exactly. Let's do it.
- You know, it's good to hash it out,
but, like, I really didn't want to do this tonight. [sighs]
Typical family bull-[bleep]. I need more wine please.
Like, [bleep] this [bleep]. Give me a bottle.
- What do we do now? Where do we go from here?
And where we go from here is we move forward.
We put that behind us.
- Pauly? - Speech.
- Nicole. - Come on, girl.
- I mean us guidos-- there's stages of our dinner.
We eat, have a good time, some laughs.
We fight. Have the next course.
Make up. Fight some more. Have the next course.
- I'd like to go to Jenks. - Yeah.
- Have dessert and then go out, like nothing ever happened.
- No one's screaming or throwing bottles.
- Who threw a bottle?
- [coughs]
[light music]
♪ ♪
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- You're hungry.
- Why are you eating like Sonic the Hedgehog? Honestly.
Calm the [bleep] down.
- Can I top you off? - To Deena and Chris.
- To Deena and-- - You know,
everybody's been drinking, at this point, so I'm praying.
- Well, Jenni...
[tense music]
I'm sorry that I made you feel
some type of way,
but I just felt like your boyfriend--he kind of went
and stepped over a boundary
that I didn't really understand.
- You understand you opened that with,
"I think Chris and I need therapy."
And Zack was like, "I don't think you need therapy.
"I just think you need to have sex more,
rather than disrespecting each other."
- I mean it's not about disrespecting.
It was more about me confiding in you, and then when we were--
- You guys are gonna disagree.
- We're gonna agree to disagree. Fine.
- Angelina, the point of the matter is you're fake.
- What the [bleep]? - You're fake. You don't--
- No. I'm not fake. - You are being fake right now.
- This is gonna get nuts.
- Control your actions. - Oh, my God.
Am I, like, in the "Twilight Zone" right now?
Because Nicole is, like, coming at me,
but then I get yelled at.
I can't. I literally can't.
I'm fake. I'm fake. I'm fake. I'm a fake b*tch. I know.
- Let's keep it civil. - You got involved
in your best friend's [bleep].
You shouldn't be involved in her stuff.
- So that's your prerogative. Great.
- And that's not my prerogative. That's the truth.
- Great, but you still don't have to come at me.
- I didn't come at you just now.
- She's talking about earlier,
'cause it hurt her feelings before.
- Well, what is she doing? Hurts my feelings too.
What the [bleep]? No one cares about my feelings here?
- Angelina, calm down. - We do.
We're saying that so you say--
- No one gives a [bleep] about my feelings.
- This is high school bull-[bleep].
- 'Cause you're both the mean girls.
- I'm not a [bleep] mean girl, Angelina!
How am I a mean girl, Pauly? Pauly, how am I a mean girl?
- I don't think anybody's a mean girl.
- Shut the [bleep] up!
- Am I being wrong here by asking her--
- Strong about how you guys both feel.
She feels one way. She feels one way.
That's it. Let's just move on.
- I'm not a Mean Girl to you!
[all speaking at once].
- I'm not a [bleep] mean girl!
- That's it. I'm just gonna let them fight.
- I'm a great [bleep] person,
and I am never a [bleep] mean girl!
- Am I being wrong about telling her how I feel
about her being a mean girl right now?
- How am I a mean girl?
- 'Cause she said something about me.
That's my friggin' opinion!
- Done. No. [bleep] this.
I didn't leave my two-month-old son
to be called a [bleep] mean girl.
- You said, "This is the last time
I tell you how you [bleep]"-- - Because you were like,
"You weren't even there." You were being mean to me!
- Because you weren't there, Nicole!
- [bleep] you. - You didn't know what the
[bleep] really happened. - No. Leave me alone.
I'm not doing this. I'm going home.
- She runs. Let her run. - She doesn't [bleep] run.
- [bleep] this b*tch. She can't be talked to.
She can't be talked to. She cannot be talked to.
I'm leaving. No. I want to go.
- Nicole? - Leave me alone.
Everyone, leave me alone. Stop talking to me!
Stop talking to me! I'm leaving.
- Stop. - Nicole?
- I'm done.
- Nicole?
I don't even know where she is.
- I'm leaving!
Will Nicole come back?
- When I read those text messages
I felt like you were attacking me.
- Stop being [bleep] stupid.
- Will Angelina and Jenni be friends?
- I just want to talk to you.
- You gotta be [bleep] kidding me.
You want to start this now? We can do that. Let's go.
- Will there be another w*r?
- I am so [bleep] done with this.
- Let's get it.
[mellow music]
♪ ♪
- [bleep] went down yesterday.