03x29 - The Speech, Part 2

[bunniefuu]

- I love dirty little weddings this time of year!

- I now declare you both husband and wife.

Chris, you may kiss-- [cheers and applause]

- I'm [bleep] married, b*tches!

[upbeat music]

- Are you guys nervous about giving the speech?

- Um, no.

- I would like to call up

Nicole, Deena, and Jenni.

- Let's go, girls.

- It's good, but funny.

[crowd booing] - Oh, my God.

- Very good.

- ♪ Here I come ♪

- Yeah, buddy!

♪ ♪

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

♪ Here I come ♪

[rhythmic rock music]

- ♪ Yeah, here we go now ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪ [clock ticking]

- Angelina, you're the lice to my hair.

[laughter]

- You're the fly to our [bleep].

- I love that.

- You are the dump to our Island.

[laughter and boos] - Whoa!

- Cruel joke.

- Calm down, Staten Island.

- Oh, my God. - Very good.

- These girls start their speech and I'm like,

"Oh, I can't wait to hear it."

And all of a sudden, crowd's reacting

and they're like, booing.

I'm like "Oh, [bleep]. Abort, abort, abort."

- It's a joke. Relax.

- We should've thought about

the , Staten Islanders here.

Like, we're gonna get shot.

- Apparently, you invited all of Staten Island.

- Pauly, Ron, protect us.

Ron, Pauly, Vinny, please protect us.

- Are you guys mad at us,

or are you mad at the fact that we dissed where you live?

'Cause I live in [bleep] Jersey.

It's no better. Like, calm the [bleep] down.

[crowd booing]

- oh, [bleep]. They're all going crazy.

- I usually don't even rep Staten Island

or claim that I'm from Staten Island,

but, like, as all these Staten Island people are doing this,

I feel this weird connection.

Even I'm like, "Boo!" [laughs]

Oh, [bleep]. [laughs]

booing]

[indistinct shouting]

- It's a joke. Relax.

You're the Rob to our Kardashians.

[laughter]

- And you are the stub to my toe.

- All right, talk quicker, talk quicker.

Let's turn this around, let's get to the sentimental part.

Now, honestly,

you truly are the sister we needed in the house.

You're the wild card we all learned to love.

We are so happy for you, and you truly met your match.

Chris, you've definitely have your hands full,

but you definitely know how to handle Angelina.

So let's cheer

to the dysfunctional- but-perfect couple,

together: To Angeliner and Chris.

[cheers and applause]

- We love you. - No, we love you.

- Love you, b*tch. - We love you guys.

- We didn't mean to make that, like, rowdy.

- Is he mad? - I thought it was a joke.

- It was a joke.

- Are you mad?

[upbeat music]

- We almost got our a*s kicked.

- Yeah? - I'm hiding.

- Listen, going up to this podium,

I know I wasn't, like, a comedian

and I wasn't cut out for that business.

This just, like, verified it.

Like, I get it, I'm not a comedian.

- I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

- Yo.

- I thought my things were good.

- I'm changing my table.

- I want to change my table to outside.

- That was rough!

- [laughs]

- Way worse than my Trump roast, way worse.

- I'm literally going home.

- We can watch Mike's Trump roast later.

Definitely not as embarrassing, I swear.

Once upon a time, young Situation

did a roast before of our current president,

and that went off better

than this is going off right now, okay?

Did you really make it in life if you didn't get booed?

Like, maybe not.

- But it was the inside jokes between us.

- I know, but-- - Clearly, no one got it.

- No one got it.

Everyone's from Staten Island, so it was, like,

as soon as Jenni said the dump one, it was over.

I was like, "No!"

I get the joke, okay?

What they're trying to say is that you complete me.

But, it just didn't get there, okay?

And we had an extreme nosedive, you know what I'm saying?

And I'm thinking to myself, like,

"Recovery may not be possible."

- It was a joke.

- It is hard to get up there... - That was awkward.

- And deliver solid jokes, memorized, okay?

- [indistinct] Vinny. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, Vinny.

- These girls should be bowing down to me, okay,

because they made fun of me for my speech and how "bad" it was.

I knew she was gonna say yes

because a real Italian wife never folds under questioning.

- Oh, my God, is he serious right now?

What the hell? - I can't.

[quirky dramatic music]

- My speech was awesome, it was great,

and now, I'm officially clean

of this title of bad speech giver.

Wow, I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight.

- Not till this day did I ever think

somebody would ever be able to dethrone Vinny

with the worst speech at a wedding,

but the girls did that. [chuckles]

I don't know what to do,

and this is the most embarrassing moment of my life.

- It was so uncomfortable sitting here, like...

- I just want to hide in a hole

with my vodka soda and just k*ll myself.

- Scale of one to ten... - Oh.

- The worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

- Yo, yo, the worst ever.

- This was horrible, but hey.

Angelina was laughing

and living her best life during our speech.

That's all that matters.

- I'm really-- that's so [bleep] corny.

That was corny.

- You want to socialize a little?

- I'm just aggravated right now.

- There's nothing to do about that.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- That was gross. I think--

- Don't let 'em ruin your night.

- Yeah, this is not-- - It's our night.

- I think we should go outside and flip out.

- Nah, this is our night. They're not gonna ruin it.

Serious. We're gonna have fun.

Ignore like it never happened.

- Well, I'm not--I'm not happy.

- We'll deal with this later.

- Just go dance.

Should I do it? - No, no, no.

Don't let them ruin our wedding.

- I know, in my heart and in my brain,

that my husband that I just married is extremely hurt

that these girls are saying this about his wife right now.

That was so [bleep] up.

- It's the wrong [bleep] place. It's the wrong time.

- What? It's our night, it's our night.

- It's our night, relax.

- You don't do this at somebody's wedding.

I [bleep] lose it.

- I didn't like that. I'm mad.

I'm gonna [bleep] curse them all out.

- Do it, do it. - Yo, you guys are [bleep] up.

- All right, you know what? - That's [bleep] gross!

Go!

- James, calm down; I don't want to ruin her wedding.

- No cameras.

- That's so just distasteful, what they just said.

I'm never gonna film ever again, I'm done.

- Yo, boys. You ready to save the day?

I'm nervous popping out of this box right now.

So much could go wrong. The crowd could hate us.

This could be a disaster.

[cheers]

- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- I need a drink! - Chris, get her a drink!

- No! After what--that just happened?

That was [bleep] nuts.

I will never film with her again.

- Can you put your--

can you take your camera crew out of my [bleep] face?

Please take them out of my face!

[dynamic hip-hop music]

- ♪ I got m*rder on my mind ♪

♪ I got m*rder on my mind ♪

♪ I got m*rder on my mind ♪

- I didn't like that. You guys are [bleep] up.

- All right, do you know what? - That's [bleep] gross!

Go!

That's so just distasteful, what they just said.

- I'm not dancing. - No.

- Yo.

- Chris and Angelina are gonna go out

and go down on the dance floor...

We currently and officially

have a situation at Angeliner's wedding.

- Mike, now you really appreciate ours more?

- Yo, of course.

[laughter]

- So right now we've got this dance routine planned.

together: A round thing in your face.

- Now we decide since the speeches didn't go as planned--

- We kinda read the room.

[booing] - Oh!

- And he room meter is just, like,

"Change plan, change plan, change plan,

change plan, change plan."

So we decide we're gonna change the plan.

[Hannibal Leq's "Pigeon Food" ♪

- ♪ [indistinct rapping] ♪

♪ ♪

- Bro. - What the [bleep]?

- What was that about? - Yo, bro.

Did y'all see my Trump roast? - That was worse.

- Congratulations, congratulations.

Trump roast isn't the worst speech in history.

- Anybody know the number to the cab?

I might call myself a cab. Cabs are here.

- Yo, whoo.

- [bleep] crazy. - Yo.

- I'm gonna tell you something. Like, I get the jokes.

They're, like, our family jokes.

- It's personal jokes. Personal.

- Yeah, no, the girls had no malicious intent whatsoever.

Like, they thought they were being funny.

They tell jokes that we tell to Angelina all the time,

but nope.

The people in the crowd right now just didn't get it,

and it went south.

- I don't know, boys. How are we gonna salvage this?

- I was laughing, but, like, after I looked over at him?

I was trying to shrug it off, but after--

- Why don't we take a minute

and have you guys do some photos, okay?

- For sure, you got it.

- I don't wanna do any more photos.

Right now, I feel so disrespected.

I don't care if I'm the biggest jokester

on the face of this Earth,

and I joke around about myself all the time,

that's my prerogative.

I'm allowed to joke around about myself.

How dare you do this on my wedding night?

The one day of my life I just wanted it to be normal.

I wanna leave. Can we leave? [chatter]

- Wow, boys. I'm lost-- we're lost right out--

we have to drop a new play right now, boys.

The original plan was for the fellas to jump out of this box

and do this dance routine.

- Is this bigger than you thought?

- Oh, wow. - Oh, wow, yeah.

- Unfortunately, the girls had a bit of a rough start,

and the crowd is a bit negative right now.

- I need some inspiration from you.

- I always say a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.

Ooh.

And we are definitely in some choppy waters.

I'm really positive, and I'm drawing a blank right now.

So... [laughter]

[chatter]

- Oh, my God, this is awful.

I don't know what's going on,

but, you know, we gotta tell her, like,

"Ang, that was a joke, we're so sorry,

"we didn't mean it that way,

and don't let this ruin your wedding."

- What?

- I can't believe this is a thing

that she's, like, pissed off

because literally two seconds before, she was happy

and she loved the speech.

[booing]

- [laughs]

- And now she's freaking out,

and I just don't know what happened.

I don't know what flipped her switch.

- Where's my lawyer? Grab me two.

- Enjoy the night. Don't ruin the night.

You can't re-do it.

Stop, don't let it ruin your night.

- You [bleep] kidding me? I'm done.

[dramatic music]

- They're crying because of us?

I have no idea why this is being blown out of proportion.

I mean, the best man literally gave the same speech

about period [bleep].

[laughter] - What the [bleep]?

♪ ♪

- But besides that, this is exactly what she wanted.

- Chris's brother,

I feel like he's gonna take the best man's speech

and [bleep] embarrass the [bleep] out of me and Chris.

I actually said, I was like,

he's like, "I think I'm gonna hold back and say--"

I'm like, "No, don't [bleep] hold back.

I wanna hear what the [bleep] you want to say."

- It doesn't even make sense.

- Oh, my God. It's, like, a whole thing now.

I'm just really confused 'cause I feel like Angelina is, like,

like, I don't know.

It just--I'm very confused.

It's, like, a whole [bleep] thing.

I just want to go home.

All right, let's go. I don't give a [bleep].

Good.

I'm going. I'm actually leaving.

I'm out, let's go.

You know, I feel like this happens with Angelina a lot.

She blows things out of proportion and, you know,

she was just laughing and told us she loved us,

so I'm really confused at why you're mad.

- Bring the girls outside.

- Now it's gonna be a whole [bleep] thing.

- It was supposed to be funny.

- For sure.

- All right, boys, we gotta draw up a plan.

- Yeah.

- I say we call a cab and just run out.

Run out quick. [laughter]

- Get it.

[crickets chirping]

- ♪ Got a saying ♪ - ♪ True, true ♪

- ♪ [indistinct rapping] True, true ♪

♪ Her friends with it, true, true ♪

♪ Got a thing, true, true ♪

- All right, let's go.

I don't give a [bleep].

I'm out. - 'Cause of us?

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

- My Staten Island bregerin-- bledger--what is it?

Brothers. Brotherhood. - Brethren.

- Brethren.

- You're gonna have to speak on the behalf of everybody.

Jump on the island.

- Drama always follows us around, like--

I don't know how we do it.

It's just, like, we don't plan this [bleep].

Like you can't write this [bleep], you can't make it up.

Even when you want something to go well, like a speech,

it still brings drama.

- We're good on the fly,

so let's see what we're gonna do here.

Vinny's gonna strip.

[laughs] - No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

- When in doubt, [bleep] sock on.

[laughter]

- They'd probably like that. - All right, all right.

What happens if we still go in the box--

- And Ronnie strips?

- I don't know about that. [laughter]

- He's like, "I'm gonna eat cake."

- How 'bout we do some sort of heartfelt speech, okay?

Letting Angelina know that she is part of the squad?

- All right.

I genuinely feel bad for the girls right now.

They're, like, suffering the wrath

of the entire Staten Island,

so we need to save them.

- We can have, like, a special dance with her.

But except this dance, we'll do our traditional dance.

- Almost like beat the beat up? - Yeah.

- Beating up the beat. - Beat that beat up.

- Oh, damn!

- We all in. You, too? - Yes.

- We can even call the crowd into it

so the crowd gets on our side, then.

- So in other words, "Welcome to the family

and officially come beat the beat up with us."

- Yes. - Yes, I like it, I like it.

- Ten years ago, we didn't even know each other,

but the one thing we had in common was that we started

beating the beat up when we were in the club.

[upbeat music]

All of a sudden, we heard music and we were just like,

beating it up, beating it up, you know?

And now, ten years later, we're doing the same exact thing.

It's perfect.

This--they won't have an opportunity

to hate on it, okay?

It's just a gift, it's just a-- - But if they do?

- We get back in the box. [laughter]

- We need another [bleep] plan. - Nah, nah, nah.

We're not getting-- - Where's the nearest exit?

- We're not giving them that window for it.

- I'm telling you guys right now,

I got a good feeling about this.

We are gonna save the day.

- Damn, too bad.

I really wanted to see you hip thrust.

[chuckling]

- It's a bird, it's a plane!

Nah, it's just RSVP here to save the day.

- R. - S.

- V. - P!

all: Save the day! [laughter]

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- It was supposed to be fun.

Right now, it's just awkward and it feels like we're in Hell

and I don't know what's going on,

but I feel like Angelina's wedding

should not be like this.

- There was not one ounce of ill will

walking up to that stage at all.

- I would never intentionally try

and ruin someone's wedding, especially hers.

♪ ♪

- No, it's so gross and distasteful,

what you guys just said.

That's nasty as [bleep], bro.

What the [bleep]? What the [bleep]?

- Who are you to go up there on my wedding day

and call me those names?

Like, it's not just her fault towards me,

it's her fault towards my husband.

- Just do the photos.

- [bleep], you guys are so gross.

- All right, I guess we're not gonna have a good night.

- It's a nightmare. Literally, it's a nightmare.

I want to leave now. Can we leave?

- We can't, it's the middle of the night.

- Girl.

You put your--

can you take your camera crew out of my [bleep] face?

Please take them out of my face.

- Stop, you're making it worse. - No, I'm not.

Just take them out of my face.

- ♪ Fake can't exist in my reality ♪

♪ Some secrets she kept that bring trust towards fatality ♪

♪ My bank account need more calories ♪

♪ So I got three hustles, no capping my salary ♪

♪ At times I'm unstable, like nuclear reactor ♪

- This is good, if you wanna try some.

Good, good.

- I'm never filming again. I'm done, please.

[bleep] off. Bro, I'm done.

Can we leave?

- [laughs] We can't, it's the middle of the night.

- Can you put your--

can you take your camera crew out of my [bleep] face?

Please, take them out of my face.

- No, I'm not.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

I wanna go home.

- Don't let it get to you; you're gonna ruin the night.

- I know, it's--it's okay.

- But then we're the only ones that suffer from it.

They don't suffer from it,we do.

- It's okay. - Then we suffer.

Enjoy the night. It's me and you.

It's always been me and you.

- I should've literally threw them off the stage.

- Me and you against the world. That's it.

- Okay. - Love it. Come together.

- We're a team, dude.

- The reception was wonderful.

- Hey, James. How are you? - Congratulations.

- Thank you. - You're a lucky guy.

- Thank you.

- You look absolutely gorgeous. - Thank you.

Until those girls went up there and did the speech.

- Wanna go inside? Let's go inside.

Where it's--yes.

- And that's just how I feel.

Wow, I can't believe they would do that in front of all--

[smooth music]

♪ ♪

- I wanna go out and have a good time.

- That's good.

- Yeah, but you didn't ruin the whole night.

- You take that microphone off.

No, you have to get out. Tell them--close the door.

Close the door.

- Hold on, I'm taking this off.

- Let's go in here and talk privately.

[overlapping chatter]

♪ ♪

[intense techno music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

[dramatic music]

- I'm back.

You know, I really wanted to go home,

but at the same time, I don't want to upset Angelina more.

And you know, I feel like

maybe this is just a big misunderstanding

and hopefully maybe tonight we could, you know,

smooth everything over.

- That saved the day right there.

That's RSVP.

- %.

- ♪ Yeah, I go for the OG ♪

♪ [indistinct rapping] ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You go, I go, I go ♪

♪ I go, I, I ♪

- As soon as I walk back to the table,

I can see that, you know, everyone is just miserable.

- Oh, wait, Angelina is back? - Yeah.

- Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, damn, I did not know that.

- Angelina's a rare kind.

She'll, like, put her a*s in a cake.

all: Oh!

- No, thank you!

- She'll talk about period [bleep].

- It was, like, period [record scratches].

- Got a period [bleep] tattoo.

But apparently, when they say,

"You're the dump to my island,"

it kinda, like, crossed a line with Angelina.

- I don't want to deal with this all night.

People coming up and saying, "She's upset about the speech,"

but when we were up there,

she's [bleep] laughing about the speech, "I love you guys."

- You guys aren't invited to my wedding.

[laughing]

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

[dynamic pop music]

♪ ♪

- Angelina's being a little dramatic.

- Bro, she hasn't been down here.

- I know. - She's missing her wedding.

- Oh, she hasn't been down here?

- She hasn't been down here.

So the crowd forgot about everything that happened.

It's not a big deal.

At this point, it's just Angelina

that is dragging this thing along and really upset.

- Angelina said if we go up here now

to say how good she is.

- All right, all right.

- No, you didn't, no, you didn't, no, you didn't,

no, you didn't.

- Okay.

It's just a joke. She's just fooling around.

But, uh, the joke was not well-received, it seems.

- No, [stutters]

And fix it.

- No, no, no!

- Remember, I did the Trump roast?

- I know, but at least you could say you were [bleep] up.

- I could at least say I was high as [bleep], yes.

- You wore your glasses and everything.

- Yeah, I did. So I couldn't see them.

- I have no excuse, none. Besides six martinis.

- Listen.

- That's fair.

I do love Mike and appreciate him

really trying to make light of the situation.

- I know.

There's no better feeling to have family next to you

when you're not, like, feeling great.

I love you. Thank you.

♪ ♪

You know what?

I'm just gonna go around and hang out with everyone

and just, like, make the best of this night.

Boo? Did you boo my speech?

- [laughs]

- No. - Yeah, you did.

I--you made me cry and I was upset.

- I didn't boo, I didn't boo.

- Just kinda trying to break the ice and, like,

make light of the situation

and kind of joke about...

Did you boo me?

What just happened.

Did you boo?

You booed.

I'm just trying to show the rest of the guests, like,

I'm actually fun. Like, I'm not a mean person.

It was a [bleep] joke!

You know? I'm like a squishy.

You booed me!

"Did you boo me?"

Let me hear it.

"Let me hear your boo."

- Hear the boo? - Yes.

- Your boo. - [boos]

- Right, it's definitely him. - It was him!

- That's a lot of respect right there.

Usually, like, if I ever-- I never got booed,

but, like, you know, if I didn't do well,

I would just crawl into a corner and die.

- I need to know who booed me!

- But Deena's like, "No, like, I wanna know why you booed me."

- Yeah, we're going to get one.

By the end of the night, I was, like,

best friends with the booers.

- Yo, we love you!

- They loved it.

Only the people that didn't boo us!

- I didn't boo, I didn't boo, I didn't boo!

[laughter]

["Throw me a Line" by Lee Richardson, Jonathan Murrill"]

- ♪ Throw me a line, throw me a line ♪

♪ Take it inside, just give me a sign ♪

♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪

[cheers]

♪ ♪

- Whoo! - What the [bleep]?

- I got the cake?

- So I decide to go back downstairs right now

and just party with the people that actually really love me.

- We're gonna bring up the bride and groom

as they cut their wedding cake.

- I'm not gonna let these girls ruin my day.

It's not happening.

I'm not gonna let them take the whole entire night from me.

At this point, I just want more of a relaxing, fun night.

I didn't want any more surprises.

♪ ♪

- Yo, get some cake. - Oh!

- Let's go. - You saved the day, honey.

You saved the day.

- So we got a big favor to ask of you.

- Okay.

- We're doing this, like, big, surprise performance

with the guys, and, uh,

I'm gonna need you to call Angelina and Chris,

and have them take a seat,right?

I'm gonna send you the music, tell when you to drop it.

You'll play a drum roll, and then you'll drop it.

We'll take it from there. - That works.

[cheers]

♪ ♪

- All right, let's do it, boys.

[imitates fanfare] It's a bird, it's a plane--

nah, it's just RSVP.

- Yo, boys. You ready to save the day?

- Yeah, we gon' save it.

- All right--

- Let's get in this cake and save this day.

- Angelina and Chris, we wanted to get you a gift.

- But we didn't want to give you just any old gift.

- Anybody can get a gift. - Yeah.

- We wanted to get you something special.

- Yeah.

- Us boys want to officially welcome you and Chris

into our family.

- But wait, Pauly.

What do they have to do? They have to do something.

- To officially get into our family.

- Officially get in the family.

- How else would you get there?

- Oh, [bleep]. It's claustrophobic in here.

[laughter] - Yo, yo.

[suspenseful music]

- Whoa, all right. Hold on, hold on.

♪ ♪

- Oh, [bleep]. [box creaking]

Oh, [bleep]!

- Oh, it's gonna be bumpy.

- I hope it's something good.

I'm really scared right now when this box is rolling out,

'cause I had the one surprise and that just failed.

- Oh, [bleep].

- What's happening, what's happening?

- What is in that box?

Like, is it something else from the girls

that I'm gonna get pissed about, like,

what the [bleep] in the box?

guys in box chanting: RSVP! RSVP!

guys in box chanting: RSVP!

- ♪ Go wild, we about to go wild ♪

♪ Yeah, time to go wild ♪

- I'm nervous popping out of this box right now.

So much could go wrong.

The crowd could hate us. They could throw things at us.

This box could not open.

This could be a disaster.

- ♪ Go! ♪ - ♪ Brought the whole squad ♪

♪ And they brought their whole squad ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ We about to go wild ♪

- That was distasteful.

- I've never had this much drama with a friend ever.

- Yeah.

- On that note, get the [bleep] out of here.

- ♪ Do you really wanna do it? ♪

♪ Really, really, really, wanna do it ♪

♪ Really, really wanna... ♪

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

guys in box chanting: RSVP! RSVP!

♪ ♪

[cheers]

[suspenseful music]

- Mic check, one two.

Can I have your attention, please?

We have a gift for somebody very special today.

You wanted to be part of our family officially?

You need to officially beat that beat up

with the entire family.

- So we're gonna need the whole party right now

to beat the beat up.

- Everybody, we need your help! [cheers]

Hey, Chris!

- My God, I hope this works.

- Oy, vey.

- Make it official!

Everybody get up to the dance floor!

- It's time for RSVP to turn this this L into love.

- Everybody to the dance floor!

- The boys are really trying to get me out of my funk.

They're all, like, dancing

and Ronnie's trying to grab my hand.

Even Vinny's trying to grab my hand to dance.

There's so many things going on in my head, but I'm like,

"Just let go and just have fun."

- We're gonna beat the beat! - Beat that beat up.

Beat that beat up!

We just turned this wedding into a party.

Hey! [cheers and laughter]

♪ ♪

There's cryo g*ns,

there's lights, there's foam,

there's actually a robot dancing

with laser lights on it.

- ♪ Best friends ♪

♪ You are my [...] best friends ♪

♪ Seriously, it's, like the best night ever ♪

- Let's let the drinks flow and let's have a good time.

[upbeat music]

- Talk about changing a negative situation

to a positive one.

Everyone is beating the beat up on the dance floor,

I'm thinking to myself, like,

"Wow, we did the impossible."

♪ ♪

I don't think the girls had any bad intentions.

It was just, like, a plan gone wrong, but luckily,

RSVP was here to turn this around.

♪ ♪

[all shouting]

- I see Angelina dancing on the dance floor, happy.

And I'm like, "Oh, finally.

This [bleep] is friggin' squashed."

Even though things got really out of hand,

it was just a big misunderstanding,

and like, this is how I pictured Angelina's wedding.

Everyone on the dance floor having a good time,

no worries.

This is what family does.

We fight to the core, but at the end of the day,

we forgive, we move on, and we love each other.

[warm music]

♪ ♪

[music slows down and stops]

- I'm like, you know what? This is my time to, like,

just, like, grab Angelina and dance

and maybe we can put it behind us for now

'cause it's her wedding day

and then talk about it later.

- Get away from me. It is too soon.

Just get away from me.

It's very hard right now for me to let this go.

That is something that you cannot [bleep] forget.

I'm sorry.

♪ ♪

- She just didn't want me near her.

That's okay. It's her wedding day.

Here we are again, right back where we started.

- This wedding is a [bleep] [bleep]show.

Like, what is going on?

- This night has been, you know, exhausting

physically, mentally, emotionally.

This entire day.

You know, I just-- I can't handle all this drama.

It's just not for me, it wasn't my intentions,

and if someone thinks that I'm that mean to do that,

then they clearly don't know me.

I need a drink! - I'll get you a drink.

- Chris, get her a drink!

- No, after what-- that just happened,

that was [bleep] nuts.

I'm letting everybody know right now, here,

I will never film with her again.

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Got the wind in my sail, and now I feel brand new ♪

- Well, that was fun! [laughing]

- I need a drink! - Chris, get her a drink!

Smile. - No.

After what--that just happened, that was [bleep] nuts.

I'm letting everybody know right now, here,

I will never film with her again.

- I just want to [bleep] apologize to Angelina

and tell her, like, there was no ill will.

We are so sorry.

But she won't look at us,

she won't acknowledge us,

she won't text us back.

- I get she's upset, but, like, I apologized.

That's all I could do.

I can't, like, harp on [bleep].

- We should've rethought the speech,

it didn't go over great,

but we're family and our hearts are always in it

even if we don't say it the right way.

Let's go dress shopping.

all: Ooh!

Okay, swan.

[cheers]

together: Bachelorette party!

- Shout-out to Angelina! - That's right!

And, you know, the fact that

she's just, like, "[bleep] off" to us?

I'm like, "Oh, my God." [takes deep breath]

- I'm not a person that fights with people,

and clearly she is.

I mean, the last three months she went--

how many people are out of her bridal party?

- My freaking maid of honor? We got into a blowout.

- Who? - Janine.

So my sister's my maid of honor now.

I put another girl in your spot.

- You dropped out of the wedding, too?

Aww.

She doesn't know how to have relationships with people.

I've done nothing but been good to the girl.

Their speech wasn't the greatest,

but there's been times and times

we've tried to be friends with Angelina

and she just lashes out at us.

- Yeah, please get out.

♪ ♪

- All right, I'll get out.

- You guys are both annoying. - I'm gonna go home.

I'm gonna [bleep] go home. Put it down!

- All right-- - Enough!

- Maybe all of us aren't meant to be around each other.

- It's a vodka with club soda. - Fine, thank you, Jen.

I went on the dance floor.

I went to grab her to dance.

She goes, "No, no, no, no, that was distasteful."

- I knew that it was cute. Like, for me, it was cute.

- I've never had this much drama with a friend, ever.

- I mean, we know.

- At the end of the day, Angelina, she could've, like,

just enjoyed her wedding, but it is what it is.

- You are her-- one of her best friends.

She will do anything.Listen--

me and Angelina...

I'm done.

I'm done, I'm gonna go home.

- ♪ My life's a nightmare ♪

♪ I'm dreaming, feel like I'm sleeping ♪

♪ When I know better, my life's a nightmare ♪

- My dude, I gotta get home to Mosey, man.

- Yeah. Me, too.

- You're out, you're out?

[horn honks] - Shut the [bleep] up.

- Bye. - Bye!

- I'd have to say this wedding

is sort of compared to the "Titanic."

[cheering]

It was beautiful, it was grand...

[cheers and applause]

[uplifting music]

At the end of the day...

it sunk and split in half.

- That's [bleep] gross!

Go!

- Oh, these the meatballs? - Rice ba*ls.

- Oh, my goodness.

I'm sort of reminiscing to when I had my wedding.

I was actually going to prison.

We had every reason to be upset,

but the wedding was like a fairytale.

Everyone was happy, everyone was positive.

I was going to mother[bleep] prison.

Couple weeks later. I was not negative once.

But because Angelina's not trained

in going on the high road, you know, no matter what,

and tonight, I don't think that

we're gonna end on a high note, fellas.

♪ ♪

- Well, guys, uh--

- Weddings are emotional places.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I know.

Definitely one of my top five weddings.

[chuckling] Didn't say top five best.

- I don't really know where we stand.

I don't know if I can walk around Staten Island anymore.

This is exactly what I thought

Angelina's wedding would be like.

Angelina is a human wrecking ball.

- I think we should go outside and flip out.

- No.

- It's Hurricane Angelina.

- I'm gonna [bleep] curse them all out.

- The wedding couldn't have gone well.

- No, you guys are [bleep] up.

- Something had to go wrong.

This is right on-brand for Angelina's wedding.

Of course, uh,

the dirty, little wedding was a dramatic event.

- To say the least. - Yes.

- I just don't know, like,

where we go from here with the girls.

Like, it's bad.

- On that note, get the [bleep] out of here.

- Think we wore out our welcome?

[chuckles]

- I honestly don't know what's going to happen.

The family is torn apart right now.

- Can you guys get out of my face?

Please, please. Just turn around and just go.

Please, just go.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I'm quitting, I think. - Yeah.

- What? - I think this is it.

- Yeah? - This is not fun.

♪ ♪

- I just love my roomies. Always.

[sniffles]

[groans]

"Jersey Shore" is literally my life.

Like, I never would've met my best friends,

so the fact that it has to end like this,

for me, it really sucks.

- I just want to go home.

I'm not sure where we go from here,

but it is what it is at this point.

- Can we leave?

I don't go to [bleep] people's weddings to destroy them.

I'm done.

- Have a good night, gentlemen.

- I am drenched in shame.

- You know what they want?

They want me to just say, "Okay, I forgive you."

- Jennifer Farley, party of one.

- [blows raspberry] I ain't doing it.

No way. Bye-bye.

♪ ♪

- I'm leaving.

I will get the last laugh.

- Ang, it's your wedding day.

- Your being mad is not hurting them.

It's hurting you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome, honey.

- I'm never filming again. I'm done.

I'm not coming to interview tomorrow, either.

- Bro, I'm done.

And I don't know how I'm gonna get over this.

I really don't.

I'm out. - Let it go. Let's have fun.

I love you.

♪ ♪

- You guys are so gross. - [sighs]

- ♪ We've gone way too fast for way too long ♪

♪ ♪