04x07 - The Text

[bunniefuu]

- Angeliner's maybe showing up very soon.

- Are you guys kidding?

- I'm walking up in this b*tch like I'm going to [bleep] w*r.

- We had high hopes of getting Angelina and Deena

to sit down and to actually make up,

but Angelina's a wild card.

- What do we even do at this point?

- Let's try a different approach.

- There are times for fun and games,

and there's times to be serious.

Do you want to be in this family?

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Going on the E-way ♪

♪ Headed straight up ♪

- Want to go by the pool?

- Pool. - Swimming, swimming.

- Yeah.

[punchy music]

- Well, we wanted to sit you down

and talk to you like a real person.

- What do you want to say now?

- Do you want to be in this family?

[soft dramatic music]

- Yes. - Okay.

Well, is your goal for it to be as messy

and as chaotic as it is now?

♪ ♪

- No. - Okay, good.

You and the girls had a really good bond.

- We did. - We're a family.

- Do you not want to get back to that possibly?

- I do.

[punchy music]

- Step one was getting Angeliners onboard.

Now all we have to do is get Deena

to sit down with Angeliners.

- It's, like, beating you down. It's overcome you.

It's become your whole life. - It's too much.

It was my whole life up to now. You're right.

I'm just over it at this point.

It's just a lot, I feel, like, on everybody.

The whole family split up.

Like, let's be done with this.

- I know that we've been telling you

all the girls are here.

We have the dolls of all of them,

but the only girls that are here

are Deena and Laurens.

- Why isn't Jenni here? She's really pissed, huh?

- She's facing some challenges back home.

- Yeah, she's facing a dilemma.

But, look, Deena's here, so hopefully we can

get you guys together. - Okay.

We'll see what happens from here.

It's been a long year.

- It's been a big hamster wheel.

No, I didn't mean it like that.

- I get it. - No, no.

[laughter] - Let's do something fun.

Let's go to the pool or something.

- Yeah. - All right, let's get it.

- Get outside. Get out of this suite.

- I gotta change really quick. - You have to change?

- Yeah. - Pool day!

- ♪ Yeah, I go for the OG ♪

♪ Slo-mo like the veins pump ♪

- She's pretty level-headed.

She said, "All right, you know what?

I'm gonna just move forward."

[line rings] - Hey.

- Hey, Dee, what you up to?

- Nothing. Right now we're by the pool.

- Oh, you're by the pool?

Uh, we need a new plan now. We ain't going to that pool.

- You guys should come and meet us.

- Yeah, we could probably do that.

There's absolutely no way.

It's not time yet for them to bump heads.

So, yeah, we'll probably see you down there.

- Maybe, no, maybe not. - Maybe.

You know how the Keto Guido is. He's scared of the sun.

- Yeah. [laughs]

- All right. - Bye.

- Bye, bye.

[bleep].

We can't go to the pool.

- Oh, here she is. - You guys are waiting for me?

Let's go. - What's up, girl?

- Yeah, so Deena's at the pool.

Looks like we're going to the lake then.

- Okay.

Me and Deena are like divorced parents.

They go from spending time with me

and then spending the time with Deena.

I feel bad.

- You guys had sort of a good relationship

before that wedding. - We actually did.

Like, the best one, I feel. - I remember that.

- [laughing] I'm dying.

- Is this cheating? - I'm dying.

- Wasn't she the first one to come up and apologize

at the wedding?

- I didn't want to hear it that night, but...

- Well, also, the speech, they tried to be heartfelt,

but they were doing so many bad punchlines...

- It got lost. - It got lost.

- Straight out.

- You gotta, like, warm up to the joke first,

so start as if it's not going to be funny.

Then, all of a sudden, hit 'em with a funny.

- That reminds me of my opening joke

in Mike's speech when... - Oh, God.

- I said,

"There comes a very special time

in everyone's life..." - He's gonna repeat it?

- "Where they wake up one day--"

- Have you memorized this [bleep]?

- Yeah. - "And they find the one.

And that day happened for Mike."

He's just sitting there. He opened his eyes.

And there she was.

"The wedding cake."

- Yo, you're married to this guy?

- Divorce party.

[laughter]

- I would say so.

- I think we should have a nice day today.

- It's lake day!

- ♪ Come alive ♪

- You want to put your feet in with Mommy?

No?

- I got kayaks.

One's a two-seater, one-seater.

- Kayak is the one that you sit in it, right?

- Follow me. Be careful over here.

- Whoa. - Whoa.

- I just learned this on YouTube.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, [bleep]!

- Look at him go.

- Get it, Pauly.

- Yay, look at me!

- Now what do we do?

- Um... - See you!

- No, you get in the back. Actually, I'm in the back.

- Wouldn't want to be you!

- You're leaving your shoes on?

- Uh, maybe I should have left my shoes on.

Good call.

- I used to row crew back in the day!

♪ ♪

- Wait, he's standing! He's standing.

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. - [bleep].

- Oh, he's [bleep] going down.

- Okay, he got it.

- A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.

It ain't nothing. - Just get in.

- Mike's still trying to get in.

[laughter]

- Oh!

- Angeliners got soaked.

- Oh--Mike! - Uh-oh.

- Ah!

I got hit in the head.

- Gotta go the other way.

Ronnie, oh, [bleep], I just splashed you.

- I know. You're not doing it right.

- What is he doing out there?

[relaxing music]

Like, on his lonesome.

♪ ♪

- Yo, Vinny's getting lost out there.

- Yeah.

- Y'all, I'm a [bleep] paddle board expert now, bro.

- ♪ La, la-la-la, la-la ♪

- I am surgical with the paddle.

If any ladies out there want to go on a hot date with me,

I'm gonna take you waterboarding--

I mean--waterboarding, no. That's--no.

I'm gonna take you paddle boarding

all night and, by the end of the night,

you're gonna be in love with me.

- Look at Vinny go.

[heron squawks]

- [screams] - Oh, [bleep]!

[laughter]

- Oh, [bleep]. - What is that?

- Don't worry, boyfriend, I'm coming to save you!

[punchy music]

- We're going back?

- All right, you got to get some speed.

- Come on, come on! You gotta get--go!

Go! - [screams]

[chuckles]

- I was gonna help you--oh.

Angeliner said she's not about that drama no more.

- Uh-huh.

- So it looks like the only one that is is Vinny.

- Oh! - Oh!

- Oh!

- Oh! - Oh!

- All right, all right, all right!

- Let's go.

It's time for The Situation to exit.

- ♪ Get it popping, girl, get it, get it popping ♪

- Vinny got hit with a water bottle.

- ♪ Get it popping, girl ♪

♪ Get it popping, girl, get it, get it popping, girl ♪

♪ Once you get it started ♪

♪ Then there really ain't no stopping, girl ♪

♪ ♪

- I think tonight we'll make some real headway.

We have a master plan in place here.

What we're going to do is make Deena feel good

at dinner away from Angelina.

Want to keep her in that good mood,

so, honestly... - I know.

- Keep it all positive.

- Tonight we're being Angelina's publicists.

We're painting her out to be like she's awesome.

She's changed. - Like my publicist?

- Bro, we need--

[laughter]

Yo, we need your publicist.

- Matter of fact, what's her number?

[laughs]

- The boys' talk with Angelina went way better

than we can even imagine, so I have high hopes

of getting Deena to sit down and to actually make up

with Angelina and move forward.

[phone ringing]

- Hey, Vin. - Hey, Deener.

- Hi, I miss you guys. - Miss you too.

- Why don't you break away from the fam-fam

and come eat with us?

- All right, that sounds good.

- Meet us at the bridge. - All right.

Mommy's gonna get dinner with the roomies, all right?

- Who's gonna break the news to Lauren

that she's going to dinner-- - With Angelina?

- I think, together, all of us individually, as a whole...

- Collectively.

- Collectively let Mike tell her.

[laughter]

- We should all play rock, paper, scissors,

and then tell Mike he has to go tell Lauren.

[together] Rock, paper, scissors,

says Mike.

- Gotta. - Mike, Mike.

- I guess it's Mike. - [bleep].

- It's Mike. - [laughs]

- "Yo, Mike, we just did rock, paper, scissors."

[laughter]

Yo, I can never spell "scissor."

- S-C-I-S-S-O-R-S.

- Wow, that's right. I never do the C part.

- "Definitely." - Ooh, "definitely" is hard.

[bright chime]

- Wow. - [laughs]

- Ronnie actually can spell more than I thought.

I didn't know Ronnie could spell the word, "the."

But, you know, "Hooked on Ronics"

really worked for him.

We'll give you a spelling bee after this.

- [laughs]

- "Yo, Mike, we just did rock, paper, scissors,

"and it landed on you.

Landed on you telling Lauren..."

- It would suck. I really want to tell her.

- Yeah, me too, but it's a lucky game.

- A winner's a winner.

- "She has to go to dinner with Angelina."

[phone chimes]

♪ ♪

Oh, damn.

♪ ♪

Honeys! - What?

♪ ♪

- We got a situation.

- How do you spell "conscience"?

- "Conscience"? - Yeah.

- Very good. "Hooked on Ronics."

- "Hooked on Ronics."

- That's what your spelling book's called.

- Hi, Mike! - You guys ready?

- Let's go to dinner. - All right, let's get it.

- ♪ Sun up to sundown ♪

♪ My people get it, distressed jeans ♪

♪ Tim boots and a Yankee fitted ♪

- Wow, look at this setup.

I told you guys it's all about the vibe.

- Wow.

- The stakes are very high at this dinner,

so we picked up the perfect place

to eat at this resort. It reminds us of Italy.

- Uh-oh, I see you,

nice, little, pregnant woman walking in the distance.

Hi, Deena, we're over here!

- I know. This is different.

- And I'm hoping it's such a beautiful distraction

from the beef, and then Deena will maybe

get lost in the ambiance.

- All right, who's gonna talk to her first?

- Just be natural, you idiot.

Don't come in hot about Angelina.

- Oh, no, we're not coming in hot

because Angelina has had a change of heart.

- Act natural.

- Yes.

- Ooh, this is so fancy!

- Yeah.

- Oh, what a gentleman. - Have a seat.

- How was your day? - It was nice.

♪ ♪

- Um...

♪ ♪

I just want to get this over with.

Angelina seems to have had a change of heart,

so that's really what this dinner's about.

We want to let you know.

[dramatic pop music]

- Mike, nice. Real subtle.

- You sort of, like, need to know the information.

Am I right, guys?

♪ ♪

- We're just having dinner. [chuckles]

- Jesus, bro, warm up to it.

Like, he's just like, "So the reason

"that you're here, Deena, is because

we want you to sit down with Angelina."

♪ ♪

Don't tell her?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Come on ♪

- Did you guys just get that text?

- Wow. - Wow.

- Can't tell him anything

without the whole world knowing.

- You do know that those are on, right?

- Oh, [bleep]. - [laughs]

- Oh, my God, you heard all that?

- Yo, Mike, just so you know,

that camera's rolling right there.

- Yeah, you know we're filming a television show, right?

- We got a situation.

[punchy music]

- ♪ Okay, friend, like it's over ♪

- Angelina seems to have had a change of heart,

so that's really what this dinner's about.

We want to let you know.

♪ ♪

She's really had such a change of heart.

Don't tell her?

- Mike definitely came in way too hot.

He did not even warm up to it.

- I'm just saying we're just having dinner.

[chuckles]

- Well, we have to-- - Dinner with Deener.

- We have to sort of update her about the situation, I guess.

- But you know what?

She always comes in with a change of heart

when people are pissed off at her.

I'm in Vegas with you guys.

That's what I thought was happening.

- Mm-hmm. - I'm pregnant.

- Yep.

- My plan was to tell you guys I was pregnant,

have a good time with you guys.

I didn't have a plan to sit down with Angelina

and feel blindsided by it.

♪ ♪

- Like, they know where I stand,

and it's not my problem that they decided

to double book us on this vacation.

I'm not shutting the door to possibly sitting down with her.

Will I sit down with her later on?

Probably. - In a couple hours?

♪ ♪

- Pauly, I'm gonna throw you in the lake.

- We pulled out all the stops for Deena,

and she is still not budging.

I'm hoping Laurens is doing a lot better

than we are with Angelina,

so maybe she can give us some insight.

- This is very cute. - This is cute.

- Lauren and I have not had the best past.

- If something bothers me,

you're gonna know it bothers me.

- I mean, we've had a couple issues.

It's probably so crazy, like, you planning a wedding

around the whole Mike thing too, right?

But it's good to know that we've gotten over that,

and now we're gonna have a dinner

just one-on-one tonight.

I just hope that it's not awkward.

- How weird is this? There's no one here.

- Imagine, like, this is how the world was,

like, from this point forward.

Like, nobody would be in here ever.

Like, imagine it's just, like, you and Mike.

- Yeah, I would like it. - You would?

[laughter]

Are you serious?

- We don't go out a lot. - I'm the opposite.

I always go out.

It's just been-- this is not a good year at all.

- Yeah.

- I've been, like, very depressed

with this whole thing.

- With COVID? - The whole quar--everything.

- Was Chris working?

- Yes, he's essential,

so he was working through all that stuff.

When we were all sitting home

in our houses bunkered up, he was out.

You know, and I feel, like, helpless.

Like, even Chris' mother having cancer.

- Yeah.

- She's got to go to chemo another year.

I just feel bad for him, you know?

'Cause he's always worried.

It's just been a lot-- just, like, constant.

And then I don't know if you know this,

but this year,

I was--well, the last two years--

I've been, like, involved in, like,

a whole sexual harassment lawsuit.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

It's literally everywhere, and it's been a whole year

of just dealing with lawyers and having to rehash it.

To other people, being an EMT's nothing,

but, to me, it was like I wanted to help people

for a living, and then, like, right away,

lieutenants were, like, saying disgusting things to me.

Like, and literally one of them touched me.

Every time I go to work, I do the sign of the cross,

like, literally, before walking in.

- It's horrible. - Yeah.

Especially, like, being in an all-male--

not all-male, but, like, mostly male.

- Predominantly, yeah.

- It was just very hard for me to be in that situation

and be the person receiving it.

Even though I said, like, I don't want this...

- Mm-hmm. - And it just kept going.

And I had to say something

'cause I couldn't take it anymore.

- How long did it go on for?

- Like two years. - Oh, wow.

- Yep, I went to a therapist,

and even opening up to her about it was hard.

You know, I think I let all the weight of my life,

like, just weigh me down.

- Angelina's being authentic

and honest and even vulnerable.

I'm starting to see that she had a lot going on

other than just the wedding drama.

- It's been tough.

- I'm sorry you went through that.

- But I'm happy that now I can put it behind me.

- Yeah.

- This year, it was a lot for me

just in general, as a human being,

as a woman.

- You have to let yourself, like, feel your way through it.

- It was hard for me because nobody understands that.

Like, the boys, I really didn't get into it with them

because they're guys. - Mm-hmm.

- Like, they don't really know how it is to be a woman.

- Well, let me ask you a question though.

Just, like, not to do with her. - Yeah.

- Just friends talking life in general.

Like, I think--who was it?

Was it Gandhi or someone like that?

Like, sat down and, like, had a conversation

with, like, the person that tried to assassinate them...

- Mm-hmm.

- And I think forgave him for it.

Was it Gandhi? It was somebody like that.

- It's not that I don't forgive this girl.

- I think it was me. - It was Ronnie.

- I just don't see us being, like, close friends.

- That's fine. - Yeah, that's fine.

- I'm not really friends with Vinny.

- How is Deena? - She's good.

- Does she know that I'm here? Like, what's the deal?

- She knows that you're here.

She has, like, so many great things

happening in her life that she's not concerned

about, like, what happened.

I think everyone collectively is kind of over it.

- Yeah, I want to move forward, but it's very hard

to get into that mindset when you've, your whole life,

have--I've always had the defense mechanism up.

That's why a lot of people don't know me

for, like, me.

- Yeah, 'cause you're guarded /.

- Underneath this big wall that I put up,

is this person that really is so misunderstood.

It takes a lot for me to take that wall down.

- There is only so much time that this can go on for

because it's crazy.

- So, like, the last thing I'll say is

I'm not shutting the door

of having a conversation with her.

Right now, I just don't think it's the right time here,

but maybe later on.

- Hello?

Lauren, yeah, no, no, don't bring Angelina.

- [laughs]

- Yeah, wait till dessert. Okay.

That was my mom.

[laughter]

- Red meat. It's hot.

- I got it. - This is yours as well.

- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my.

What'd you get?

- There's a steak here,

and also there's crabs, shrimpers.

This cheese is pretty good.

Just got us some extra breads here.

Somebody got a Caesar salad too.

- I did. - I think I did too.

Pauly, we getting any dessert today?

- Probably not.

- All right, fine, I'm not getting any desserts.

- Thank you for your, like, everything though.

Like, thank you for your advice and stuff.

- Yeah, you can always talk to me.

- This whole entire dinner with Lauren

is definitely such a positive thing.

- I hope me and Deena could talk soon

because she was close with me, and I feel very bad about this.

- I really do feel like Deena might come around.

Honestly, I miss the girl. Like, we were very close.

- To be continued. - Yes, to be continued.

- We'll figure it out soon.

- Hello?

- Your delivery's in the lobby, sir.

- Oh, it's here now? - Yes.

- Appreciate it. - What delivery, kid?

- Got a little surprise.

- Really? - Oh.

- Yes. - Oh, my God.

Did you get a stripper? - No.

It's fun time.

I have a special delivery for the boys.

- Should we go check? - Yeah.

[punchy music]

- Thank you, Esteban. Have a great evening.

What, you jumped, like, ? - .

- I probably went from, like-- - to ?

[laughter]

I love you guys.

- Good night. - Mwah.

- Bye-bye. - Love you, Dee!

- Love you.

I had a really good time tonight.

I just wish the boys could just stop talking

about Angelina with me. I'm, like, just so over it.

I wouldn't have came if it was gonna be all about Angelina.

- She is still adamant on not this trip.

- I didn't know that.

What's different between doing it this trip

or any other time? Just do it.

- Exactly, that's what I was saying.

I'm like, "Just, please." [laughs]

- I don't know what's holding her back.

So much time has passed.

Why not get this over with? It's crazy.

- What I was trying to tell her--

don't do it as if, like,

you have to make up with her, you know?

Gandhi forgave the person that tried to assassinate him.

- There's a reason why I call you chooch, chooch.

- All right, let's go. - Strippers are here.

- Bro, you came in hot.

- Yeah, you were like, "Yo, you gotta sit down with her."

- [laughs] - Like, right away.

I was like, "Bro."

- They always like to point out my Ls.

- Turn 'em into lessons.

- That's what I'm talking about, Ron.

You know what I'm saying? I'm still a work in progress.

- Oh, it wasn't Gandhi. It was the Pope.

- Oh, my God.

- The Pope forgave someone that tried to assassinate them.

- What a [bleep] idiot.

- Oh, man. - Hey, all right.

- This is your delivery? - Yeah.

- Yo, these are, like, the old seaside bikes.

- What? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yo, I'm on that.

♪ ♪

This is pretty much my -year-old dream right here.

- Oh, the kickstand. - The kickstand.

- #BikeLife.

Is this ill*gal? I'm on probation!

Oh! - Oh, [bleep]!

- Oh! [chuckles]

- Oh! - [laughs]

- Wouldn't want to be you!

- Oh! - [laughs]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Pull up in the whip right now ♪

- Let's go!

- Look at the way Twiggy sits. - Twiggy!

- ♪ First place, Ricky Bobby ♪

- Look at Twiggy go.

- On the way to [bleep] your [bleep].

[laughter]

- Threesome!

- What the [bleep]?

This is my hotel! I do what I want!

- ♪ Pull up in the whip right now ♪

- Drove it. - Drove it.

- We came here for a reason, and that reason

was to get the girls back together.

Come on, buddy.

I had enough of this girls' crap all night.

- Oh, in the bed.

- Our family's a tight family.

Getting Deena onboard to squash this beef

is really huge. We're gonna try again tomorrow.

- Good night, Jenni.

- I don't want it to get back to Jenni

that I told you guys that. - It's not.

They don't even talk to Jenni.

- What the hell? - Wow.

- That's [bleep] up.

- That's why Deena is saying,

"I'll sit with her, just not on this trip."

- The reason why she's not sitting down with Angelina

'cause she's worried about what the girls will think.

- That's not right. You don't do that to friends.

- Who Deena wants to be friends with

should not affect Jenni.

- Can't be mad at Deena for that, period.

[punchy music]

- ♪ Make it go pop ♪

♪ Don't stop, don't stop ♪

♪ Gonna do it, we up ♪

- Can I have a kiss? Mwah.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

[line ringing]

- Your call has been forwarded

to an automatic voice message system.

[line beeps]

- Vinny, my love,

where have you been all my life,

my lovely, gross,

[bleep] twiggy ex-boyfriend of mine.

Where you at?

- [sighs]

- Morning. - Morning.

- Bro.

- Why is the exhaust pipe wet?

[both chuckle]

- I love this little bike.

- I don't think you slept well. You look exhausted.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

Well, your shirt's on backwards.

- Oh, [bleep].

[laughter]

Yo, I'm over this [bleep], bro. - Me too, man.

- It seems like Deena's making some progress.

- Yeah.

- Deena is saying, "I'll sit with her,

just not now. Not on this trip."

- I think we're just-- we're almost there.

Last night, we made real progress with Deena.

She's like, "You know what?

"I would sit down with Angelina.

Just now's not the right time."

But what's holding her back? We don't know.

- What's so engraved in her brain?

- This is the first time Deena would be meeting Nikki.

And she mentioned last night she wants to meet her.

- Before the trip's over, I really want to meet Nikki.

- Yeah, you'll like her. She's cool.

- And I want her to meet her too.

The reason why I don't have her here right now--

'cause I don't want her in this drama.

I would love for Nikki to come along

on this vacation, but bringing significant others

into this family hasn't gone so well for everybody.

- You shall address me by my government.

- Your new government is incarceration?

- Oh!

- When's the last time you did it?

- Last week. - Really?

- Yeah. - Before that.

- I want it to go perfect for me,

but we got too much stuff going on right now.

- Deena has to just be a little bit more malleable.

- It's just sitting down at a dinner.

She doesn't even have to talk to her.

- It's like at an Italian wedding.

- Yeah.

- Families don't talk all the time.

- Oh, my God, the seating arrangement

is the biggest issue-- wedding issue.

- Seating arrangement's an issue,

but they're all in the room. - They're all there.

- Sometimes you gotta sit Uncle [bleep] Tony...

on the other side of the room as Uncle [bleep] Joey.

- Yeah, 'cause he doesn't get along with Mildred.

- Who's Mildred? - [laughs]

- She must have been married in.

[both chuckle]

- ♪ Yeah, I ain't really come to play with y'all ♪

♪ Yeah, I ain't really come to play with y'all ♪

♪ No, I ain't really come to play at all ♪

♪ That's 'cause every day's a work day ♪

♪ Work day, yeah ♪

♪ ♪

- Shh.

- [humming]

- Right now, it seems like Mike and Deener

are having a very private conversation,

but I hope they know there's cameras in the ceiling...

[soft dramatic pop music]

- And that you're being recorded at all times.

Even I know that.

♪ ♪

[phone blips]

[phone chimes]

Holy [bleep].

Yo, what the [bleep]?

Did you guys just get that text from Mike

in the group chat, RSVP?

- You told them?

- Yeah, I told you I was gonna tell 'em.

- Oh, my Lord. - Welcome to my life.

You can't tell him anything

without the whole world knowing.

[eerie music]

- Wow. - Wow.

- Well, I said, "They're pushing this thing."

And she said, "If you give in at all"--

She said, "Don't give in at all."

- Exactly, it's the same thing.

- What the hell? - Wow.

- That's [bleep] up. - Why would she even say that?

To what, wind Deener up?

Just to have control over Deena?

- She's my friend.

- I think that's why Deena is saying

"I'll sit with her, just not on this trip."

- She was just worried about what Jenni would say.

What happened to this family, man?

All because of what?

It's been ten months. Angelina's over it.

- Hey, Pauly.

Just trying to figure out what you guys are doing,

and I would like it if you guys call me back.

What the [bleep] are you guys doing?

You guys are being weird.

Bye.

This sucks.

- It's like "Game of Thrones" now.

- Yeah, it is. [laughs]

- Jeez Louise.

I woke up this morning thinking

that we had a great dinner last night,

and now I'm like, "All right,

back to the drawing board here,"

because now we have another obstacle to overcome.

That's what she was worried about the whole entire time.

The reason why she's not sitting down with Angelina--

'cause she's worried about what the girls will think.

- That's not right. You don't do that to friends.

- No.

- Deena is in a terrible, terrible position.

Jenni's not even here.

Why are you telling Deena what to do?

Let the girl [bleep] live her life

and not [bleep] tiptoe around this resort.

- She's literally not sitting down with her

because of the girls. - That aren't here.

- That's why she won't sit down--yeah.

- They left her in the front line

to take the hit.

Deena's here. She's the front line.

She's like when they used to go to w*r back in the day,

like, with kings and [bleep],

like, the king is sitting in the [bleep] castle

while everyone's getting [bleep] stabbed

and the [bleep] swords and [bleep] bow and arrows

going [bleep] through them.

The king's up there eating [bleep] chicken.

That's [bleep] Jenni while Deena's down there

[bleep] on the front line.

- Why would Jenni put Deener in that position?

- Who Deena wants to be friends with

should not affect Jenni.

- Can't be mad at Deena for that, period.

[punchy music]

- ♪ I am made for millennium ♪

- Chris! - Hello?

- Babe!

Hi! - My love.

- Hi.

- Homey, I'm gonna go to get some--

- I'm bored.

I'm in my room alone, bored.

♪ ♪

Hello?

Hello, Chris?

Come on.

- Mike said that Deena spoke with Jenni

and told her that she's willing to sit down

with Angeliners.

- I've got to hear this from Mike though.

I want to hear what he has to say.

- Right now, I don't want it to get back to Jenni

that I told you. - It's not.

The only one that talks to Jenni is me.

[phone clacking] - "Hello, Michael,

"please report to

Pauly/Vinny room alone."

[phone chimes] [phone chimes]

[dramatic pop music]

- What the [bleep]?

- Now I know why Deena's walking on eggshells

and why she doesn't fully want to commit

to sitting down with Angelina.

Deena's a sensitive, emotional person,

so now Deena's gonna be spinning.

♪ ♪

- Uh-oh.

all: Hey!

- Look like a man on a mission right there.

- There he is. - What up, boys?

- What's up, man?

You look like you got a delivery for us.

- What is up? - What's good, man?

What's new? - No, man, we ready to GTL?

- Yeah, GTL. - Gym, tan, laundry.

Way of life. - Yeah.

- Where were you just at? - Where you at?

- Yeah. - Took forever to get here.

- What do you mean? I was with the wife, man.

I was just getting ready.

- Okay, cool, cool, cool.

- Uh, yeah, just the wife.

Why--why do you say that?

- Nothing else? - Nothing, no one else?

- No, nothing.

- No new developments today?

- No, no, not really. Why?

- We got some questions. - About what?

- What you text us.

[dramatic music]

- What? [laughter]

The text that I sent you? - Mm-hmm.

- The RCP chat?

- Yes. - Yes, sir.

- That's just, like-- that's just for us.

- Oh. - Oh.

- That's just gym time.

- No, it's not.

[punchy music]

[laughter]

- I am in shock.

I don't think Mike knows that he was on camera.

After years of being on TV,

the guy still doesn't realize that what you talk about

on a reality TV show set gets caught on camera.

- Oh, wow. - Yeah.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

- No way.

- That's-- I swear to God--an Ariana.

- I'm a contortionist. I'm a circus performer.

- Ooh! - Whoa!

- All right, ready? - Tune in on that.

- Not the contortionist, my daughter.

[laughter]

- Yo, Ronnie, you on one, son.

- You do know that those are on, right,

in that corridor too?

- I'm so cold. - In the corridor?

Oh, [bleep].

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

In the hallway? - Yeah, bro.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Stop, I didn't think it was on yet.

- Yeah, we're filming a television show.

- Yeah. - Word?

[laughter]

Like, everything that I thought was not disclosed

was just disclosed.

Stop it.

The whole time? - With Deena too, yeah.

- Yes. - Yeah, the whole time.

- Audio and everything? - Yeah, you're wearing a mic.

- That's what this thing is. - Microphone.

- I didn't think it was on.

It sort of was a confidential conversation,

but it sort of wasn't because we're all mic'd up.

You know what I'm saying? It's the "Inception" of it all.

That's how crazy it is.

- I feel like we've been here forever.

- Yeah, I don't know what's happening.

- You guys got that in the hallway?

- Well, here's the thing.

- Oh, my God, you heard all that?

- Yes, Mike, you're on television.

[laughter]

- Every-- - I didn't--

- You're amazing. - We didn't get--

- That's what these guys are here for?

- Oh, [bleep]. - This [bleep] guy.

We're here.

What I'm doing right now, I'm talking to a camera.

- Wait, is this camera rolling?

- We're filming a television show.

- Ugh, seems that we have an official situation.

- I didn't know--I don't know if this camera's rolling.

- There's producers.

- I don't know if I'm on a reality TV show

where the cameras are watching me

while they're right in front of my face.

- Reporting live from Las Vegas, Nevada.

[together] We're filming a TV show!

- I don't know how no one realized.

It was me, Deena, and-- - And the camera guy.

- And the camera guy. - Three camera guys out there.

- And a mic guy. [laughter]

- There's three actual cameras out there.

- And security.

[laughter]

- Four producers. - Yo.

- The PA. - Control room.

Control is out. [laughs]

- The COVID people.

- I didn't know the cameras were on.

I thought someone had to, like, press record.

I want nothing to do with this.

- Oh! - Yo, nothing to do with this.

Everybody gonna be mad at me now.

- Same, man.

- The old Situation is back!

Yeah!

- Good God. - [laughs]

- I'll see you guys later

'cause I don't want no part of this [bleep].

- Yo, Mike, just so you know,

that camera's rolling right there.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, you know we're filming a television show, right?

- We got a situation.

Yo, I want no part of this.

I've been, like-- I've been good--

- Literally.

- Yo, I've been good. - Yo, not anymore!

- I want no part of this. - Yo!

- My hands have been clean for too long.

- Ah, they dirty now. - They dirty.

- You need some hand sanitizer!

- Supposed to wash your hands for seconds, bro.

- Jenni's gonna start, you know, staking me out.

- Yeah, it's gonna be deep. - Yeah, you're done.

- Yeah, we're all [bleep].

[laughter]

- Oh, [bleep].

[punchy music]

- ♪ I be getting paid ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Stacking money up ♪

- The text that I sent you? - Mm-hmm.

- That's just, like-- that's just for us.

- No, it's not.

- You do know that those are on,

right, in that corridor too?

- Well, here's the thing... - Oh, my God.

You heard all that?

- Yes, Mike, you're on television.

[laughter]

- Jenni's gonna start, you know, staking me out.

[bleep], my neighbor can't be pissed at me

for that long, right? She's my neighbor.

[sighs]

We need to just trust the process

at this particular point. - And then put it on a shirt.

♪ ♪

- R! - S!

- V! - P!

[together] We're filming a TV show!

- That escalated quickly. That really escalated quickly.

[laughter]

Ooh.

- I feel like we've been here forever.

- Yeah, I don't know what's happening.

- There's behind-the-scenes drama going on right now.

And Mike's at fault.

- Of course, Mike's in the middle of it.

- Oh, no! - What else is new?

- Yo, that's not--

- The old Situation is back! - Yo, old Situation.

- Instigation. - Yes!

- What was that time? - Mike wrote the speech.

- What was that time he did tell her--

saying you're wrong when he just, like,

walked in real quick and he went like,

"Yeah, if it was in the note, it's true."

- Oh, yeah! - [laughs]

- What happened?

- I mean, if it's on paper, it's the truth.

- Can't say anything, but, yeah,

if it was on a piece of paper, it happened.

- The old Situation is back in full effect.

♪ ♪

- The old Situation was crazy as [bleep].

Are you [bleep] serious?

I [bleep] stay away all the [bleep] time!

- Stop getting in my business, you [bleep]!

- I didn't make no [bleep] phone call!

- Then why would you go around saying that?

- Why are you [bleep] talking [bleep]?

Stay out of it!

I haven't been in drama in years.

I don't know what's gonna happen.

I don't know if Jenni's gonna be mad at me.

- It's all right. Neighbors hate each other.

[laughter]

- But it seems to be that the festivities

are just beginning, and it's going to be

more wild than it has ever been,

and you just can't make this [bleep] up.

- I need to get a water.

- Yeah, I don't know what's happening.

- Ugh.

- [inhales sharply]

Wellp, I guess my neighbor's gonna hate me now.

- You tried to be there for Deena and that's it.

You were being a friend.

It's weird how Jenni has this power

over all of the other girls, you know?

I feel like she's just, like, this puppet master,

and she chooses and makes the decisions for them

when I think that they're all smart, grown women

that can make their own decisions.

- Jenni's staking me out, son. - Yeah, you're done.

- You want to throw a [bleep] pie in my face

the last day.

I don't want to make tomorrow happen now!

♪ ♪

- Oh! - Oh!

- I left my [bleep] son...

- Oh, my God. - Who can't speak!

- Oh! - Oh!

- Deena, relax!

Because you haven't even been in this house

for [bleep] a year.

[bleep] finger in my [bleep] face.

- [bleep].

- Oh! - Oh!

- Stop, stop!

- Oh.

- Oh, oh.

- How do you deal with a mad Jenni?

- Bob and weave, bro. - Yeah.

- Let me look at your face before she [bleep] you up.

- Would you be afraid of me?

- Oh! - Oh!

- Yes.

- I'm scared.

- Deena is trying to make everybody happy right now,

and the girl's going crazy.

- Probably stressing her out with the baby and stuff.

- This is stressing her out

more than if she sat at a dinner table.

- Yeah, and got it over with.

- I'm not gonna tell Laurens, and I'm not gonna tell Deena

about this-- about the whole--

- Okay, that the cameras were rolling.

- The cameras are rolling, and you were microphoned,

and we're sh**ting a TV show?

[laughter]

- I really don't want to keep this secret,

but Deener is pregnant.

I don't want to bring my wife into this drama,

and I'm gonna have to hold this secret for now.

- I'm at a new point in my life.

I'm proud to say I'm in a relationship,

and for the first time, I wanted the entire family

to sit down.

She's down the street at my house, Nikki,

and I don't want to bring her into this drama,

so I was hoping that we can get past that,

use these couple of days to have Deena

be able to somewhat be cordial with Angelina

just enough to sit down at a dinner.

Bad enough, we had to have Laurens in the middle.

I didn't want to put Nikki in the middle

for somebody that wasn't even at the wedding.

Food solves everything.

I think that I can get these two girls to sit down.

They don't have to fight. It's not about that.

I need my family to be there for me.

I want them to meet Nikki without any drama.

I think that we can get 'em to sit down.

But then when Jenni comes...

- Jenni's not coming. - Oh, she's coming.

She would never miss out.

- ♪ C'est le vie ♪

♪ Don't mess with the queen bee ♪

- We'll wait and see.

[bombastic music]

- I feel like we've been here forever.

I need to get a water.

- Yeah, I don't know what's happening.

♪ ♪

- Oh, this what's up. - Look at this spread.

- Oh, whoo! - That's what's up.

This is breakfast and lunch.

- Yo, this is stressful, bro.

- I'm stress eating right now. - Yeah, I can tell.

Pasta for breakfast.

- I got fettuccines, eggs, bacon, prosciutto, and cheese,

and I'm about to get into the French toast.

So many developments today.

Just when you think you have it figured out,

you have no idea. - Life hits you in the face.

- Yep. - With a camera.

[laughter]

[punchy music]

- We were in the lobby playing the piano.

- I just sat in the hallway for, like, a half an hour.

- Where were the guys?

- They were in the suite. I don't know.

I'm just getting, like, a weird vibe,

and I'm like, "I feel like something is going on

with the boys."

- I'm gonna have to call the wifey right now

and tell her that our plans have been sort of changed up.

- Yeah, let her know the deal.

- We're gonna have to pivot right now.

[line ringing]

- Hey. - Hey, honeys.

I've recently had a bit of a situation here with the boys.

I gotta handle some business with RSVP.

Can you keep Deener occupied? - You just gotta distract them.

We're busy today.

- Okay, Vin. - That was Twiggys.

- All right, Twiggy.

All right, I'll figure it out.

- Okay, you got this, honey? - Thanks, Laurens.

- Yeah, I got it. - We love you.

- All right, love you too. - Strip club!

- [muffled] Threesome!

- Stop. [chuckles]

I don't think she noticed a thing.

- Can't believe he just lied to his wife.

[laughter]

[line rings]

- Hey.

- I wanted to see if you wanted to do something.

- You want to maybe go to the pool?

All right, perfect.

We're gonna meet Lauren at the pool.

- Okay, cool.

CJ, want to get your bathing suit on?

- [groans] - No?

Oh, boy. - [chuckles]

I'll get it.

- Yo, Mike, can I get a picture with you?

Since you're, like, on TV.

- [laughs] - Poke fun at me all you want.

[all chuckle]

♪ ♪

- Where do you want to sit?

Guess we can just go right over here.

- Hey, guys.

- Look who's here, Aunt Lauren.

- You guys having a nice family day?

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Gotta go to the gym.

[laughter]

That's how I get chicks.

I just post up on it like this.

- [chuckles]

- Hello?

Hello?

♪ ♪

Why the [bleep] is there toilet paper here?

Hm.

Hello?

Where you at?

- How was your dinner last night?

- You know, I got there, and, you know,

the boys I guess just wanted to tell me about Angelina

and they said after they had a conversation with her,

she calmed down a little bit.

Like, the next day, they saw a difference.

Why?

Because they sat down and spoke to her.

Like, is this genuine Angelina or is this, like, Angelina

putting on an act for the boys?

- At dinner, she, like, really surprised me

when I sat down with her.

She had a different energy than the Angelina

I have sat down with last year.

She seems like she did want to be able to, like,

move past the wedding, and she's just like,

"I'm done. I don't talk about it anymore.

I don't want to talk about it anymore."

You two, I think, out of the whole--the girls--

got really close, and I think that, like,

the falling out with you hurt her the most.

- I feel like me and Angelina grew to be,

you know, pretty good friends.

- I just kind of need a friend at this point in the house.

- No, I get it. I am your friend.

But you need to talk it out. You really do.

And for all of this to happen, it's just--

it's a lot to think about.

We'll have to see.

- We flying through this workout, man.

- This is exactly what we needed,

a little GTL.

- Yo, I feel bad for Deena.

The girls are stressing her out more than Angeliner is.

- Yeah. - Oh, God.

- I feel for Deena right now.

She wants to do the right thing.

She wants to be loyal to her friends,

but she also, I think,

wants to make up with Angelina,

and she also doesn't want to put the boys in a position.

She has a heart of gold.

Why should people that are not here

dictate anything that goes on here?

- Facts.

- If you want to come here, then dictate it.

- Yeah, if you want to have a problem with somebody,

you come here and have a problem with them.

Don't try to have somebody have a problem for you.

- But don't tell the people that are here

what they can and cannot do.

- Go face-to-face with her.

[laughter] Have a face off.

- Don't walk in the house with a banana

and expect everything to be peaches.

[laughter]

- Oh, [bleep]. - [screaming]

[together] Somebody's wifey is coming to town!

- Nikki is coming tomorrow.

This is actually the first time

I'm ever bringing a girl to a family dinner.

I wanted to ask Deena, "Can you please

sit down at the same dinner table with Angelina?"

Deena has to do it.

Would that be something you'd be interested in?

- What the [bleep] was that?

- Deena left. - [bleep].