04x12 - Calling Dr. Drew

[bunniefuu]

- It's happening.

- Angelina walks in.

Jenni doesn't even look at her.

And I'm like, "Oh, this is how this is gonna go?"

- Ronnie, hey, it's Dr. Drew.

- Hey, Dr. Drew. How are you?

- We are running out of options right now.

- Well, how are you, man? Good to see you.

How you been?

- Dr. Drew is here.

- I'm so confused.

- Hello?

- Oh, my God. - Deena.

This is my friend, Dr. Drew.

- What the hell is going on?

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- I keep texting the boys

and nobody is writing me back.

Like, why am I not involved?

I think something's weird.

Like, something is happening. Something is up.

I might just go down to the suite.

Screw this.

I'm gonna just walk down to the suite

and I'm gonna see what the hell is going on here.

Hello?

- Oh, my God. - Hey, Deena.

This is Dr. Drew.

- So this is weird.

- Wait, so you didn't know?

- No. - Okay.

- It's weird, why?

- No, just 'cause I wasn't expecting

to see you here.

- Same. - So what's happening?

- The boys are feeling desperate,

and Ronnie called me.

- Of course he did. [laughs]

- You know, I thought he was calling about him.

[laughter]

You are pregnant right now? - Yeah.

- And you made a choice to keep peaceful...

- Yes. - To protect your pregnancy

and your own well-being.

- Right. Me and Angelina squashed it.

Will I trust her?

No.

[tense music]

- Well, trust takes a long time to rebuild.

- Right. - And Jenni?

- I'll never let her in again.

You don't know which side of Angelina you're gonna get

and you don't know what she's gonna do.

Because what she does on social media is so damaging.

- Angelina did some [bleep] up things on social media,

but Jenni's also omitting some of the things

that she did in return.

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- Oh, my God.

- Which added the fuel to this fire.

- I don't want to give her a box of matches again

and trust her to not light me on fire.

- Maybe you can't trust her not to do that right now.

Can you live with that?

- I'm very much like this.

Like, if I have something bad in my life,

I just cut it out.

[mid-tempo music]

- I just need to talk to this girl.

She's being [bleep] nuts.

I mean, it ain't easy talking to her.

I should write a [bleep] book.

"Angelina's Life."

[both laugh]

- That's so stupid. - [laughs]

"'Angelina's Life' is a [bleep] [bleep] show."

"What Angelina's been through in life [bleep] .

What not do to."

[laughs]

- What's wrong with you? What are you, drunk?

- [laughs] Oh, my God.

- Is there something she can do

to make amends to you?

- I'm not telling her to fix anything.

She can be who she needs to be.

I just don't want to be part of it.

Because it's like, shame on me

if I allow that back into my life.

She doesn't affect me whatsoever now.

- Jenni, you just sent a text

hours ago saying that you were gonna no-show.

I think that pretty much says that,

"Yeah, I have [bleep] resentment."

- Okay, but why'd you come here?

- For myself. For them.

'Cause I love these guys. - Mm-kay.

- If that means I have to sit

and have dinner with her, fine.

I just don't want her back in my life.

- But speaking with her is part of being here.

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The general note is with when [bleep] swirls,

just keep moving forward. - It's--you know,

that takes growth and I'm trying.

- Everything seems a little just so.

I mean, am I missing something? Are you--

- I don't know. - Are you guys talking?

- Yes. - Oh, of course.

- And they're both on the same page?

- What do you mean? - I know there's a lot

of behind scenes and [bleep] that goes on.

Am I confused?

- Deena was confiding in me

that Jenni had texted her.

- So I just need to-- I'm pulling the curtain aside.

Is there something I'm missing here that you're--

is there any meta phenomenon here

that we're not talking about?

- I don't know.

- Jenni's sitting there on the couch

lying about the text she sent Deena.

And Dr. Drew's like, "Okay, okay.

Jenni, are you sure there's nothing you want to say?"

- So do you guys--I'm talking to the men,

that I spent quite a bit of time downloading

what all the data was here, what was happening.

You guys told me something very specific.

- Why? What are the guys saying?

- No one's bringing up the text,

and I'm just like, "Oh, God, who's gonna say it?

Who's gonna bring it up? Any takers?"

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- Right now, everyone's [bleep] Riverdancing

around the [bleep] text message.

Mike and Pauly and Vinny are like--

dancing around the text, right?

And I'm just like, "Give me that [bleep]!

Tell her what's up!"

I'm just gonna rip the [bleep] Band-Aid off

'cause I can't do this anymore.

- "I have to remove the Band-Aid and rip it off!

It's time to go full disclosure!"

Damn. Okay, it's happening.

- The other day, you guys were texting

after you were thinking about talking to Angelina.

You were outside and you were mic'd up.

And the cameras were rolling and you were confiding in Mike.

You text her saying that if she talked to Angelina,

you would not come on any more vacations,

and they caught that.

- That's [bleep] great. - What?

- You had said, "Don't give in at all, or I'm not coming."

- But I never said that.

- "Wait, what text?" - What?

I never said it like that.

- I mean, that's not-- not the truth.

- Come on, you can't deny that [bleep] is out.

We seen it, we filmed it. Can't deny it.

It's a text. You can read it.

- The only thing that I was thinking--

- It was in our sisters chat.

- Yeah, but all I said was,

"I don't want to be bombarded."

I just said, "Please don't have them do that to me."

- Jenni got caught out there.

And now she's backpedaling.

Busted! That's the facts.

- I don't want to feel forced. Like, I--

- Are you feeling forced now?

- I didn't say "forcing" to Jenni.

I said, "They're really pushing the sit-down."

I didn't say "forcing."

- Okay, good. 'Cause I asked her to.

I've never forced anybody to do anything.

- I knew what you guys were frigging doing,

but I had to frigging talk to somebody.

So I texted Jenni and I told her that.

And then I confided in Mike 'cause I was like,

"I don't want to sit down with Angelina

if it's gonna upset Jenni or"--you know?

And I was just trying to get advice from Mike.

That was all I was trying to do.

- You did nothing wrong, Dee.

- I wouldn't have [bleep] even talked to Mike

if I knew I was on camera.

- Deener, you didn't do anything wrong.

[intense music]

- Deena, you okay? - No, I'm just done.

I'm, like, done with talking to anybody.

♪ ♪

- Deena said that she doesn't want any stress

during this pregnancy, and now she's distraught.

So this could backfire on the boys

and we don't want to tear the family

any further apart than it already is.

How are we gonna turn this around?

- [bleep].

[exhales]

- Speaking with Angelina is part of being here.

- I don't have that relationship with her.

- Well, let's bring her in and see what you do have.

- There's still one final step to this.

Angelina has to come in and say her piece.

- Ange, what up? - Hey.

- I feel for Dr. Drew right now.

- You had a fire extinguisher in one hand

and gasoline in the other

and you just decided to, like,

light the girls on fire.

♪ ♪

- That is not true. - You caused damage.

- What is the point of this?

- This is really bad.

[intense music]

♪ ♪

- You were outside and you were mic'd up.

And the cameras were rolling and you were confiding in Mike.

And they caught that.

- I wouldn't have [bleep] even talked to Mike

if I knew I was on camera.

- Deena, you okay? - No, I'm just done.

I'm, like, done with talking to anybody.

♪ ♪

- Ronnie brings up the text

and right away I'm like, "Oh, my God.

We just entered a whole new realm of drama."

♪ ♪

- You did nothing wrong, Dee.

- Deener, you didn't do anything wrong, Deena.

- [exhales]

- Deena thought that she was having

a private conversation with Mike,

and now she knows that it wasn't private.

And now she's losing her mind.

- I genuinely was nervous

that I was gonna hurt Jenni if I sat down with Angelina.

And I thought I could trust Mike with it

because I tell Mike things.

But now here we are

that my little conversation with Mike

is a whole [bleep] thing.

♪ ♪

- Deena, I--I think you feel upset for no good reason.

Everyone's on your team.

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- Deena's definitely getting used

as the pawn in this situation

because she was the first one out here

and Jenni put Deena in a really messed up position.

Gave her an ultimatum, and I don't think

that's fair to Deena.

- What are you so upset about right now?

- I had to frigging talk to somebody.

So I texted Jenni.

And then she said, "Don't give in

or I won't come."

And then I confided in Mike 'cause I was like,

"I don't want to sit down with Angelina

if it's gonna upset Jenni or"--you know?

- And I, you know, was consoling my sister.

Like, you know, "That is kinda [bleep] up."

I said, "It has to do a lot more with her than you."

- Deena took it upon herself to actually have a one-on-one

with Angelina. - Yep.

- I had to do what I had to do.

- Did what you had to do for yourself, of course.

- I feel bad for Deena being caught in the middle of this.

She's trying to be loyal to everybody.

It's kind of [bleep] up for Jenni

to put Deena in that position.

- You did nothing wrong.

You did nothing wrong, Dee.

- Jenni probably thinks that I'm talking about her.

- No.

- No. - That didn't happen.

- When you talked to Angelina,

how did I--what did I say to you?

- No, and this was before I sat down.

- But I'm saying, what did I say to you?

I literally said, "Good for you.

Whatever makes you happy." - That was after.

- I'm saying, though, but, knowing that--

when it did happen, I said to her,

"Do whatever you need to do to feel better."

- And I was relieved.

- I literally was just like,

"Whatever she needs to do

to feel comfortable in her own skin."

That's all I said for her to do.

- Jenni's saying that she would never judge Deena

for reconciling with Angelina.

She says, "You can do what you have to do."

So then why'd you send the text?

- That text got them very upset.

- I wish I didn't say it the way that it was said.

I was probably just being my dramatic self.

And, like, I'm sorry

that I just said dumb things like that.

- Jenni tried to be the puppet master

controlling things from far away.

But I'm just happy that Deena

ended up sitting down with Angelina

and Jenni didn't stop her from doing that.

- I'm here, and I'm so sorry

that you were put in that position.

Really, you shouldn't be upset.

- You were put in a very difficult situation--

- I was.

- And I wouldn't want to be you.

- Deena's a rock star. - Oy vey.

I literally thought I just was outside with Mike.

- That's why I said, "I'm gonna rip the Band-Aid off."

Because I didn't know how to break it

to both of you at the same time.

- They didn't know what to do with it.

They didn't know what to do.

- I was gonna tell you when it aired.

No, I'm just kidding. [laughter]

- We just didn't want you to flip out and spiral

like you just did.

- Right. - [laughs]

- I would have. - At least we had Dr. Drew

to calm you down, you know?

- I would have.

- [laughs] Exactly.

- Yeah. It's the last time

I just say anything out loud.

[laughs]

At least it's out in the open.

Dr. Drew's here. He's smoothing it all out.

You know, I get emotional because I'm like,

"I don't want Jenni to think I was talking [bleep]."

But I just wanted advice from Mike.

I forgot I was on a [bleep] TV show.

I'm sorry I told Mike. [laughs]

- Um, okay, I'm sorry that after years,

I didn't know that there's cameras in the ceiling.

- [chuckles] - I'll take the blame.

- Poor Deena. - Fine!

I've had a couple good years.

It's time for a little bump in the road.

I can handle it.

[laughter]

- I actually did feel lighter after I did speak to her.

- You're welcome. - Yeah.

- That's what we wanted. - I was happy for you.

- That's exactly what we wanted.

- You should know, they all felt lighter too.

- Going up to that point, it was just--it was a lot for me

'cause this was, like-- - You're welcome.

I'll take a thank you. - My real life.

- [laughs]

- But do you see what happened

when you did what you feared?

You're like, "Oh, my God, I feel so much better."

And we're trying to get Jenni to be in a similar place--

- Yes! - And then so that we

can coexist and continue--

- And then she can say thank you!

- To make America happy again.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- You don't think you can get there?

- I don't have that relationship with her.

- [sighs]

- Speaking with her is part of being here.

♪ ♪

- For years, she loves to call people out on their [bleep]

and put people's [bleep] out on the street.

Now Jenni's [bleep] is out on the streets

and she has nothing to say.

- Well, let's bring her in and see what you do have.

Hmm?

♪ ♪

- Dr. Drew is our last resort

to get these girls to talk.

This is our Hail Mary pass.

- I'll text her.

♪ ♪

[text message alert chirps]

[tense music]

- Be careful, her grandmother's a witch.

And she casts the spells.

- Well, let's bring her in. - I'll text her.

[text message alert chirps]

- [grunting]

So I get a text right now from Ron

telling me to come to the suite.

What the [bleep] is going on now?

- Call me if you need me.

- Yes, I will do.

There's been so much of this!

What is gonna happen now when I get to the suite?

I'm, like, freaking out again.

Ugh!

- Somebody's knocking on the door.

- Where's she sitting? - She's sitting right here.

I'm gonna get up. - Okay.

- We made tremendous strides with this family.

But there's still one final step to this.

Angelina has to come in and say her piece.

- Hey. - Can I be here? Hey.

- Ange, what up? - What's up?

- I feel for Dr. Drew right now.

I don't know if he knows what he's getting himself into.

- How are you? - What are you guys doing?

- Hey, Ange. - Nothing. Come on over.

- This is my friend, Dr. Drew.

- Hey. How are you? - Oh, my God!

Hi, Dr. Drew. - Nice to meet you. Pleasure.

- How are you? Nice to meet you.

Dr. [bleep] Drew?

What the ever loving [bleep] is he doing here?

- It's not an intervention. Relax.

- It is a little hard having this face of haste right now.

I can't picture how this is gonna play out,

but we're all here.

- The goal is to make it so everybody can get along.

Very simple. - Okay.

- The guys called me because this has been

a very anxiety-provoking time.

People have been walking on eggshells,

and you can always get over it and move forward.

- That's true. - Where are you at right now?

- You know, at the wedding,

I did not know that speech was coming.

It hurt me a lot. It hurt my husband a lot.

It obviously hurt

all of the guests that were there, I mean--

- But everyone regrets that that happened.

- I understand that. - No one feels good about that.

It feels like you're hanging on to resentment.

- Well, we talked the other day.

- Yeah. - I mean, you know, we--

we said that we weren't gonna, like, be best friends

or anything, but we'll, like, you know--

you just have to start somewhere.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- And--and Jenni?

You still have some concerns?

- I mean, yeah.

- Where should we start?

- You can talk if you want.

- I think the big concern is that

before the advent of social media,

[bleep] would go down here and it would just stay here.

And social media has been weaponized.

Now, it blows out into social media

and people get hurt.

Jenni expressed to me that things have happened

as a result of you

on social media and what you've done

that have really hurt her so badly

that she's fearful now.

[dramatic music]

- Jenni's scared of me?

- You want to get your [bleep] a*s beat,

you get your [bleep] a*s beat.

You can stay and get your [bleep] a*s beat.

- Are you [bleep] kidding me? You, Jenni, scared of me?

- You're here because you're a [bleep] chew toy.

- Pfft, I--now I'm definitely in a [bleep] dream.

I will never be a-- - Put that [bleep] finger

in my [bleep] face.

- Jenni's scared of me?

The irony.

Honestly, she was going on me on social media too.

- I know. I'm gonna get to you in a second.

But first, she's-- - I don't know--

- Can I? - I don't--I'm not like that.

Like, I'm not-- - Can I?

- She shouldn't be scared of me at all.

- Go ahead, please. - When you go to social media,

you cause damage.

Irreversible damage.

And I feel like you felt good

and justified and just

in having the audio leak

and, like, thriving in our demise.

And so when we were trying to get ahold of you

and begging to make it stop,

you just shut your phone off and you were like, "Eh."

So you had a fire extinguisher in one hand

and gasoline in the other...

♪ ♪

And you just decided to, like, light the girls on fire,

and that makes me fearful.

- It was never about your demise.

See, that's where you're wrong.

- But it was. - It was more like you all--

like, everybody, we were all going in.

I don't know why everything's being pointed at me here.

Jenni's playing the victim.

Listen, I am nowhere near a perfect person.

But have you ever in a million years

heard Jenni ever say

she has had wrong in some way in some things?

Never in my life.

I mean, I never used it as a weapon.

Like, I literally-- - It gets weaponized.

- Well-- - Not necessarily by you.

But you made a go with intent. - Oh, my God.

- I don't--I don't know.

- Do you think it's intentional?

- % intentional. - Okay.

♪ ♪

- That's not true, Jenni. That is not true.

Never in a million years would I try to harm these girls.

That's not who I am as a person.

Everybody was going in on each other

on social media. Nobody's right here.

It's not a one-way street here.

It's not just Angelina's fault

about the [bleep] that happened

with the social media.

The blame can't be put on me %.

So then I should be scared of everybody here.

You know? The girls, I'm saying.

- I stayed off social media.

I did not say anything on social media.

- You did and you didn't, but it is what it is at this point.

- The future of this family is currently going sideways.

Like, Jesus take the wheel, please.

- You know, it is what it is. - Like, now,

how you're acting here is not how you acted

when you sat down with me downstairs.

- Well, he's here to ask me my truth.

- Okay, so you weren't being genuine down there?

- No, he's asking me about my feelings about--

I can't--see, this is-- what is the point of this?

- Oh, my God.

I mean, these girls,

they're not moving forward at all.

- Can I not speak?

- No, you can. - Am I allowed?

- This is bad. This is really bad.

♪ ♪

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I did not say anything on social media.

- You did and you didn't, but it is what it is at this point.

It is what it is. - Now, how you're acting here

is not how you acted

when you sat down with me downstairs.

- Well, he's here to ask me my truth.

Can I not speak?

- No, you can. - Am I allowed?

- We're trying to deal

with this social media thing.

So much has bled into what's happening on the show now

that it has nothing to do with the show, really.

- You feed into it. I would never do that.

If you were getting [bleep] online,

I'm not gonna get online and, like--

- Retweet it. - Make you look worse.

- It's an unspoken rule

to not necessarily put each other on blast

for the world to see.

- Some of the times, you have to tweet the truth.

Like, "All right, my feelings is this."

- You can damage people.

- Well, I would say the same is--it goes for her too.

- It's one of those things that we're gonna agree to disagree.

Fighting with Angelina is different on so many levels.

I fight with my other roommates,

but we don't take it to social media.

- Like, when I went on there

and said I wanted a redo of my wedding,

that wasn't, like, towards them,

it was just what I really wanted to do.

Because of what happened,

I didn't get to really have fun at the end.

- It had to do with us, then.

- No, it really didn't have to do with you guys.

- There's no logic there.

- If it did, I would honestly say it

'cause I--I'm a straight sh**ter.

You know I say the truth.

- If you have a problem with us, come to us.

Don't put it on social media.

- Is that something you're-- - That's fine.

I mean, if it's anything that has to do with this,

I'll keep it here.

I mean, that's where I could start.

- All I keep hearing is, "Social media, social media."

It's literally like, "Twitter this, Instagram that,

"Snapchat this, Myspace that,

"Facebook this.

"Tinder this, Grindr that,

Bumble this." [laughs]

- If I say that I'm never gonna go on social media

and say anything, I want the same respect.

- What do you think?

- No, I won't take it to social media.

I'm always the person that reacts.

I'm not the [bleep] starter in that sense,

so I'm never gonna be the one that's, like,

the first one on social media to disrespect somebody.

That's just not my nature.

- I don't agree, Jenni.

You have started with me on social media.

But at this point,

I don't want to point fingers at people anymore.

I'm over it.

I just wanna let this [bleep] go.

Stay off social media too, Jenni.

- I've heard Jenni's fear of you.

I still haven't heard your pain.

I don't think you show them when you get hurt.

You get--you get defensive and angry.

- That is very true.

- So tell them about your pain.

- I just feel like it's--for me,

when I left ten years ago,

coming back, sometimes I do feel like

I'm, like, the black sheep of the family.

So that's my pain.

- Yeah, but we all started a journey

ten years ago, okay?

And we've gotten, let's just say,

almost cross-country, but you stopped.

And you're, you know, / of the way there,

but you started on the same path again.

Don't expect to be at the same place that all of us are.

It's nothing against you,

and it's not to say that you're not gonna

get there in the future.

It's just a little different. That's all.

- That's a great way to look at it.

- It's hard being that person that, like,

has to deal with that because time keeps going

and I can never make up that.

- You can never catch up, right.

- But it's, like, I'm trying to compete

or trying to-- - You shouldn't.

- Win over them every single time.

- If you come into it that way,

that's the way you're gonna feel.

- And I was never trying to make you feel like that.

Like, I really was trying to get to know you.

- But I have to be honest when I say

when Jenni comes around,

you act differently towards me.

- I think I just naturally go towards them

because they've literally been my friends for ten years.

- Relationships take work and effort in life

and you get what you put into-- - I know, but, like,

we said already, it's hard, though.

Like, I don't want to keep feeling like

I'm going through an initiation phase,

if that makes sense to you.

So it's hard for me to come here and deal with that.

- I know. We don't want you to feel that way.

- Yeah, we don't want you to feel like that.

- I'm happy that was able to be said in the room

because I don't think that all the roommates

really knew my feelings

about how I kinda felt like

the black sheep of the family.

- As bad as our relationship might be,

I don't ever want you to feel like you're not worthy.

- Can you make

Angelina feel more apart of?

Can we move forward together?

- I'll always move forward

for the sake of them.

But, like, when it comes to me, like--

- You can be protective.

- Yeah. - You can be self-protective.

But leave the door open to things getting better.

To say it's occurred and it can never go back,

that's never a good thing to do.

- It's just hard. - It's hard.

- I'm always gonna be apprehensive with Angelina.

There's still, like, a lot of healing.

I just feel cautious, but I feel better.

So we'll see.

What do you want here, if you don't mind me asking?

- Ooh. - I honestly don't want

to keep fighting with you.

It's--it's a lot on my mental,

on your mental,

on everyone's mental.

Honestly, it's too much.

I mean, listen, we're gonna agree to disagree a lot

'cause we bump heads, but that's just our personalities,

and I get that.

I want this done. - Yes.

- I'm just--

- So it's not gonna be

a straight line to happiness.

- I know. - You're gonna have to really--

- Nothing that is worth anything is, right?

This is, like, a perfect first step

for me to actually be able to say,

"All right, I'm willing to forgive."

Like, "I'm willing to do this

"and, like, let's move on from it

and, like, let's see what happens."

- I really believe that Angelina

always just wanted to be a part of the family.

- She is a part of this family.

She is. - Yeah.

You know, it's taken ten months and a lot of tears,

but I think we're in a good place to move on.

Not be friends.

But to move on.

- Can't change the beginning,

but we can start where we are now

and change the ending. - True.

- I'm just still shocked that you're here.

This is, like, wild.

- I can't even believe I walked into this.

This is so crazy. - I don't know what happened.

I don't--like--

- But now look at you guys. Besties.

- Well, don't get carried away.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Angelina just cracked a smile.

Jenni just cracked a smile.

Oh, my God. Hashtag "we are winning."

It is happening right now!

- I think we've gone about as far as we can go.

Is there--is there more you need?

- I'm good. - You're good?

You in? - Yeah, no.

You're a great mediator.

I'm just saying, there's, like, rooms here

that, like, are not being used

if you just want to, like, stay the night.

[laughter]

But, like, in case we need you in the morning?

- I wasn't knowing where that was going.

- Oh! No!

[indistinct shouting]

- I'm fearful of what I might find in the morning.

That's the bigger problem. [laughter]

- Dr. Drew is officially part of the crew.

RSVP-D... - Yes.

- Is in the building.

RSVP is powerful by themselves.

But RSVP-D is unstoppable.

- Look at the girls smiling.

- I know! It's amazing.

- We literally haven't had this in, like, a year.

- Very true.

- Today, we made some progress.

We made some growth, and that's step one

of getting this family back together.

Yeah, buddy!

- Oy vey.

- I'm out of here, guys. - Thank you.

- This is awesome! - Yay.

- Thank you, thank you. - Thank you.

- Good to see you again. - You too.

- I am very thankful right now for Dr. Drew.

He came through in a clutch.

He basically put this family back together.

- Thank you, Dr. Drew. - All right, you guys.

- Thank you. Have a good night. - Thank you. Have a good night.

- This has been a good night.

- That was awesome. - Are you gonna say it?

- Besties? - Oh, my God.

Look at him. - Annoying.

- I love it! - [laughs]

- Come on!

This is amazing.

It feels so good to have everyone laugh

at the same time. Thank God for Dr. Drew.

So there's no longer a Speech-gate.

It's now Text-gate.

- Yeah! - Oh, my Lord.

- Who sent the text? - It won't be a thing though.

- It won't be a thing.

- The text is a sequel to the note

and it actually has the same author.

- "Ron put his head in between

a c*ck waitress' breasts."

- Jenni is kind of like James Cameron.

Like, she doesn't put out her work that often,

but when she does, it's fire.

- Hashtag "massive growth." - Yep.

- Nobody's on steroids. Calm down.

- Uh, yeah, they are.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God!

- That's what happens when you become the side chick.

- Wow, what a hater! - Yep.

- Jenni, Jenni, listen to me. This whole time,

they've been like a pack of wild buffalo

trying to attack me.

And I'm, like--I'm a wolf.

- More like an armadillo.

- [laughs] - He's like a gopher.

- I'm like a white timber wolf.

- More like a little sheep.

- He's like a white rabbit.

- More like a donkey.

- [laughs] Jackass!

[laughter]

- You're like a house kitten!

- Yeah, and you're like the marshmallow man.

[laughter] - Oh!

Oh, God, the family is back!

- All right, I'm going to bed.

[laughter]

all: Good night, Twinnie!

- It's not a thing.

[laughter]

- Yeah, and the text message ain't either.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God!

- ♪ Sometimes you've gotta give it up, give it up ♪

♪ Give it, give it, give it up, give it up ♪

♪ It can't always be about you ♪

- Wake up. Come on.

- ♪ It can't always be about you ♪

♪ 'Bout you ♪ - Morning.

- Morning.

- ♪ Give it up ♪

- Your arm is ah--so heavy.

- ♪ Hey ♪

- [screams]

[alarm whoops] Wake up, Keto Guido!

- How are you? - I'm in the Twilight Zone.

- Dr. Drew was there. - Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew?

- Yes. - Wow!

- They're like, "We have a surprise for you.

It's Dr. Drew!"

- What was his diagnosis like?

- To, like, forget the past,

leave the negative behind, and just move forward.

- So it was a big breakthrough moment.

- It was a monster. - For everyone?

- It was huge, honey.

I mean, I can't believe that we are where we are today.

- I mean, I hope you stay in this mood,

which seems to be a good one, right?

- It's confused, but positive.

I just want to, like, move on

and just close that heinous chapter.

- I'm proud of you guys. - Yeah, that was dope.

You want your party to turn up, you bring Pauly D.

You want your family back together, you bring Dr. Drew.

The fellas chipped away at it and got the girls to come here.

Dr. Drew pushed us over the edge

and he got our girls back together.

All right. Bye, baby.

- All right. - Call me sometime.

It was nice to meet you.

- You too.

- Go get dressed, honey. - I love you.

- ♪ Go get dressed, go get dressed ♪

♪ Go get dressed, go get dressed ♪

- All right, well, let me get ready for the day.

both: [groaning]

- Oh, you have a squishy a*s.

- [chuckles]

- ♪ Go get dressed, go get dressed ♪

♪ Go get dressed, go get dressed ♪

- Please don't fart when I'm doing this.

- Come on!

- ♪ Go get dressed, go get dressed ♪

♪ Go get dressed, go get dressed ♪

both: [groaning]

- I'm serious. Stop.

- [laughs] - Don't jump.

[groans]

- Are you kidding me?

- Shut up. - Ah!

- Crack your [bleep] [bleep].

Crack your [bleep]!

- Is your phone ringing?

- No. - [bleep]!

I hear the phone ringing!

[ling rings]

- Oh, [bleep].

Hello? - Hey, what are you doing?

- Ah, me and Chris are just chilling in the room.

- Um, do you want to go and get lunch

with me, Jenni, Nikki, and Lauren?

- Sure.

- All right, um, so we'll meet you downstairs.

- All right.

- All right. I'll talk to you later.

Bye. - All right, bye.

- I think today's gonna be an awesome day.

I think it's gonna be positive.

Dr. Drew is a miracle witch.

- All right, I'm going.

- All right, bye. Love you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm gonna hunt you down ♪

- Oh, my God, I'm sitting in the same seat

Dr. Drew sat in.

- BDS is in the building!

- Michael Sorrentino. - What up?

- Man, so what's up, boys?

- We never spoke about how

Dr. Drew gives a mad confusing bro hug.

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.

- We were like, "Yo, are we gonna pound it?

"Are we gonna handshake it?

Or we gonna give a [indistinct]?"

- And then he pounded after. - He did everything.

- All of the above. - All of the above.

Stand up.

So, like, right now, I'm planning on pound.

- Mm-hmm.

- Sticks it out for the handshake.

- Like this. - Yeah.

- Does the handshake...

then pulls you in! - Brings you in.

- Oh! - Flips it around.

- Flips it around. - [laughs]

- To be honest with you, it might have been confusing

because the type of bro hug that I did,

you know what I'm saying, was like--

- He didn't know if we were huggers.

- Was the ending. So, Ronnie, stand up.

- [laughs] - It was a hugger.

- I get--I was the first one up to bat,

and I told you I was gonna do the bro hug.

So I was just like--bam. You know what I mean?

- Yeah. - That's how I hit it.

- Well, he does the handshake first.

- He does the handshake, brings you in,

and then, like, shoulder-checks you.

♪ ♪

- And then he flipped me around

and I was on the ground-- - And then put--

held both his legs like this-- - Elbow.

- Yeah. - And went like this.

- He's like, "I'm professional, but I'm also young,

cool, and hip."

- Fellas, you ready? - Let's do it.

- ♪ With the real hustle ♪

♪ Livin' life without a care ♪

♪ I'm prepared for trouble ♪

- We're going to pump this iron.

It's bulking season.

- ♪ We don't respect excuses ♪

♪ All we respect is muscle ♪

♪ Either it's k*ll or be k*lled ♪

♪ You don't want no trouble ♪

♪ My life is like a video ♪

♪ Even when it's moving slow ♪

♪ I just keep on planning more ♪

♪ Like my ladies trembling in the evening ♪

- Yo, is that guy, Vinny,

just not gonna lift any weights?

- No. - Why did he even come then?

Could do that [bleep] in his living room.

Calisthenics.

- We do our best work in the gym, boys.

- After last night, fellas,

seems like the girls really want to move on

from the wedding. - I mean, that's clear.

I don't know if they're best friends,

but they definitely all want to move on from the wedding.

- 'Cause we all do! [scoffs]

- Yep. - Yo, there's been nothing

but negativity for the last ten months.

We need this [bleep] to be positive for a change.

- All good vibes.

Positive vibes only. - Yep.

- And you know what?

That girl, believe it or not,

deserves a redo.

- Facts.

- We have everything we need to make a wedding here.

We can't bring people in,

but we can make it happen with just us.

- People probably have weddings here.

- %.

Why not redo it, but our style?

- All right.

- Like bro-mitment ceremony style?

- Yes, now you're talking.

- RSVP, at this point,

we're like Guido superheroes.

There's nothing that RSVP can't do.

We should just travel the world at this point.

Saving lives.

- With a DJ, a stripper, an ex-con,

and a drug dealer... - Yeah.

- What can go wrong? - What can go wrong?

- [laughs]

- We do the redo. - [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey. - Hey!

- Hi, Dee.

- You wanna go to lunch? - Yeah.

- Or a little walk? - Yeah, I'm down.

I already feel such a more positive vibe

just, like, circling around all of us

and I just feel, like, at peace.

This is kinda like a little lagoon.

- Very relaxing.

- So this is the pool. Isn't it pretty?

Like, relaxing. - Yeah.

Cabanas and stuff.

Oh, is that CJ? - Yeah.

He has his own cabana.

- CJ is just the cutest little baby ever.

Mike and I have been trying for a while.

And it just, like-- it warms our heart

every time we get to see him.

- Bougie CJ.

- [laughs] - Living it up.

- Oh, yeah.

- So Mike filled me in a little bit this morning.

- Yeah, Pauly filled me in too.

- Yeah. - I just know Dr. Drew came,

and then you guys talked.

- I just feel like, you know, we got--

I don't know, I'm not gonna speak for you,

but I feel like

it definitely took a weight off of my shoulders

that you guys know, like,

how I feel a little bit more.

- Yeah. - I mean--

- We, like, literally broke every wall.

And were just, like, saying what we had to say.

- That's good.

- Oh, God. Here they come.

[laughs]

- Hey, gals. - Hey, guys.

- What's going on? - Hey.

- Can we talk to you? - Hey. Yeah.

- What's going on? - That's not weird.

- Can we steal her for a minute?

- Ladies? - All right.

- We want to make sure that Angelina is on board

with the redo of the wedding.

We want this to be a positive experience.

We don't want her storming out and flipping out again.

- I'm done. Can we leave?

[hard buzz]

Hey, Vinny. - What's up?

- Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.

- What's up, sexy? - Ew.

Ew! - Wow!

- The guys don't want any more drama,

and we're not gonna try to ruin this wedding for her.

- We just wanted to see how you're doing today.

After how last night was. - Ah, I feel--

I feel much better, honestly, you know?

- Oh. [clears throat]

- You want to do it? - What is this about?

[suspicious music]

♪ ♪

- You said you want to do a redo of your wedding, right?

- Yeah. - So let us do the--

- Yes. - Let us do--

- Oh, my God. - You trust us, right?

- Oh, my God. - You trust the guys?

- Let us do an RSVP

stupid, fun,

positive wedding.

- Oh. Okay.

And in my mind,

it starts going.

Like...

"Is this a bad idea? Is this a bad idea?"

- We just want to get your approval,

and then let us take it from there.

And, as you know, it's gonna be ridiculous,

but funny.

- [laughs] - Are you cool with it?

♪ ♪

- All right.

- All right, cool. - All right, cool, all right.

- Ah, just pull it out of your asses, guys.

Let's go. - Yeah, you're used to that.

- Shut--you know what?

I just [bleep] left it open for you to do that to me.

- Go, go, come on. - [bleep] off.

Yeah, walk me to the table. Come on.

Come on, sweetie pie.

- I know you think I'm hot

'cause I just came from the gym.

- Oh, you--oh, so nice and sweaty, Vinny.

- All right, ladies. - All righty.

- We'll see you guys later.

- So what was that about?

- Ah, so...

they just wanted to see if I was okay with...

them doing a redo of my wedding...

- Oh.

- But in their version.

- So what, it is, like, you guys get a do-over?

Is that what they're trying to do?

- I have no clue what is up their sleeves right now, but--

- Well, I can guarantee, I will not

be giving a speech. - [laughs]

- Are you sure that you want us

to be there? [laughs]

- Yes. - I will be in the far back.

- The guys being in charge of Angelina's wedding,

I am totally fine with it.

I am just gonna sit on the outskirts

and just be a really, really good guest.

[laughs]

- I can't wait to see what the [bleep] they do.

- I don't know. I think we did enough funny.

I think it should be serious. [laughter]

- Well, no speeches this time.

all: No.

- All right. Let's go.

[upbeat music]

- Which way do we go? This way.

- They keep tagging me in that

"Masked Singer" thing.

- Me too. - Yeah.

- They think it's me and you. - Yeah.

- Yep, they think we're the Crocodile.

We should do that show. - Yeah.

- It was an amazing lunch, ladies.

- Yes, it was.

- At the very least, we should guest-judge that [bleep].

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's all right if we have some fun ♪

- Ah, honey, I'm home.

- Babe, I haven't really been feeling great.

- What's wrong, honey? - Well, I'm feeling weird...

and I brought a test just in case.

- You did? - Because...

yeah, I was due, like, the day before we left.

- Okay, well...

maybe you should take the test, honey, and we'll just see?

You know?

And maybe it's good to just know?

- This would mean the world to me...

I'm gonna go take it. - All right.

- If this test is positive.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

Ooh, it's happening.

It's happening.

Oh, my God, it's happening.

Like, on this trip right now? Like, really?

That would be the best way to end this trip.

Honey, you done yet?

- No!

- Honey, what's it say? - Hold on!

It takes a few minutes!

- What's it say, honey?

♪ ♪

Honey?

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- Honey, you done yet?

- No!

♪ ♪

- You know what? It's definitely been

a tough journey, you know?

I mean, I was in prison for almost a year.

- He got eight months. Mike got eight months.

- He's going to jail.

- I got out...

- I love you.

- Showed everyone the comeback was greater than the setback.

And the next thing you know it,

all in the same breath, like, me and my wife,

like, took a setback.

- It was /, seven weeks and I miscarried.

- You know, we had to regroup, pivot,

dust ourselves off, and move forward.

- You guys are trying...

both: Yep. - To get pregnant?

- Seems like we're in attack mode right now.

- Yeah. - It was not an easy journey.

Honey, it's all right. It's okay.

It's okay.

Honey, what's it say? - Hold on!

It takes a few minutes!

- I feel like this-- this could be our time.

What's it say, honey?

[hopeful music]

♪ ♪

- What does it say, honey? - Do you wanna see?

- Come over here and speak with me.

Speak with your husband.

- It says it is.

- Stop it. - [laughs]

♪ ♪

- [sniffles]

You're gonna make me cry!

- We did it. - [laughs]

- We did it, honey.

- [crying]

♪ ♪

- He's so happy and--

I just wanted--

I've always wanted us to be, like, at this point

and it's all happy tears.

Like, it's all a good thing.

We're just so-- [sniffles]

We're just so happy to be here

and experiencing this together and...

we've--like, we've just waited and prayed so long for this

that it's finally happening

and we both just can't believe it.

It came up right away too.

Which means it's really there. [laughs]

- We've been through a lot. - [laughs]

I love you. - I love you, honey.

- We're really lucky.

[laughs]

- I might need to go in the bathroom

for a breather. - [laughs]

- I'm all emotionals right now. - [laughs]

- Love you. - I love you.

- I have a really awesome comeback story.

I do. [sniffles]

And it hasn't been easy for, um...

for us, but...

I guess God gives his toughest battles

to his strongest soldiers.

You know, 'cause...

the last couple years haven't been easy.

But I wouldn't change a thing

because it has made me into the man that I am.

Honey, we might be in the clears.

- I hope so.

- Okay. - We have to just pray.

- What does it mean to you to be a dad?

♪ ♪

- [laughs] I think I'll be an amazing dad.

Mosey's gonna be so happy.

Love you.

♪ ♪

I, Michael, take you, Lauren, to be my wife.

I will love you and honor you

all the days of my life.

I commit my heart and soul to you.

♪ ♪

I'm officially Big Daddy Sitch right now, honeys.

- [laughs] - Okay?

- We're gathered here today to celebrate

the joining of two--arts.

- [laughs] - Arts?

- [laughs] - Hearts, hearts!

[upbeat music]

- What the hell? - Are they lost?

- You're [bleep] with me right now.

[excited shouting]

♪ ♪

- Get back!

- Back from the strippers!

- Oh, I love a wedding redo this time of year!

[all cheering]

- It's official. I am Big Daddy Sitch.